Thread 103434485

>Rosemi graduates
>Nijisanji EN dead for good
>Holo EN5 debuts announced
>...
>It's her
Clean slate bros, how will you cope?

i don't think she's ever coming back

>>103434523

FAKE NEWS!

That's what you are full of.

>>103434485 (OP)
You're delusional as fuck kek
She would never make it into holo

it would be too funny to happen

I'd only want it so Luna can be Double-Senpai

Roseschizo would kill himself

if wosemi gets into holo mint would legitimately kill herself on stream

>>103434485 (OP)
Once luca's cocksleeve, always luca's cocksleeve

>>103434957
hmm maybe it not a bad idea after all...

>>103434957
Why do you think so?

>>103435131
Numbermonkeys have crafted this idea that mint is an enemy for ???????

>>103434485 (OP)
Hololive, Phase, Indie
Anything better than Niji

>>103434485 (OP)
Neversemi Joinhololock

>>103434485 (OP)
I never mix personas online unless a persona is 100% dead. I do this to be respectful of the vtubers choice to do so, and to protect the vtubers right to privacy. Plus, the more information that antis and schizos have the worse they get, so I will never even give a chance to expose such things to a new one.

>>103435592
/vt/ schizos are something else

>>103434750
Yeah they want garbage like justice now

>>103434523
>I know she's going to shine brightly no matter where her future leads

>>103436468
Rent free kek

>>103436468
It is impressive how lukewarm justice is, fucking erb, 2 girls who cant stand on their own since i never hear about them seperately and an artist whos name i forgot. Holo zeitgeist has fallen off with them

>>103434485 (OP)
Easily, I haven't heard a single thing about her

>>103434485 (OP)
>>103434523
>>103434760
>>103434957
>>103435677
she'll join Glitch Stars, retards

>>103434957
Why?

>>103437144
Because /vt/ shitposters think she wants to join Hololive, despite her doing everything she can to disprove them.

>>103437144
Do you follow her on Twitter? She has a meltdown every other week for seemingly no reason at all. Wisps will claim that she never wants to join a corpo again but the truth is she still wants to be holo. The sheer jealousy and regret over her choices would tip her over the edge.

>>103437289
oh no, it's a female post

>>103437289
>the last bastions of holofag holdouts on vt still firing garbage in every direction for a lost war

>>103437289
>Wisps will claim that she never wants to join a corpo again but the truth is she still wants to be holo.
she fucked that up by becoming a vshojo spy

>>103437289
if she wanted to join holo, she wouldn't be interacting with them so openly

minto DO NOT read this thread

>>103437252
>>103437289
Joining Vshojo to be an idol should put you on a blacklist for Holo.

Niji EN is so dead they're afraid to remake the thread.

>>103437289
>joins nijien in order to destroy it
>joins vshojo in order to destroy it
>joins indie avengers in order to destroy it
You can't convince me she isn't already working for Holo

>>103437701
she should join Phase next, for no particular reason

>>103437360
war? what war? nijien collapsed, vshojo retirement home burned to the ground, dooby unfollowed nimi, and lazy shark is becoming lazy again. nothing is challenging hololive's grip on the EN market right now.

>>103436468
>>103436797
Seethe more faggot

That would be a tragedy for her

>>103434750
ah yes cover only hire talented people like whoever the fuck is in the last EN group, and not people like mint.

>>103438620
also mint is 100x better as indie instead of dealing with cover's permissions autism, and taking half her superchats.

>>103438620
>>103438663
vshojo

>>103438620
>>103438663
Cope harder faggot.

>>103434485 (OP)
none of luca's cocksleeves will ever be in hololive

>>103439023
cope? cover is the company that drove away the biggest EN tuber to date.

>>103437289
>The sheer jealousy and regret over her choices would tip her over the edge.
So she is the same jealous and bitter whore from 10 years ago from her "idol" days in Japan? How shocking.

>rosemi graduates
>literally nothing changes and nobody cares
also petra hasn't streamed for a year now, nobody noticed that either

>>103438663
sounds like its mutually beneficial for mint to stay out of hololive for both her fans and holo fans then

>>103439166
Oh I see now you're just gonna leech off Gura rrat, just like your untalented oshi, pathetic.

>>103439230
Oh we've noticed, it's just whenever it's brought up to nijisisters, they always say the same old "BUT SHE'S STILL ACTIVE WITH COLLABS AND EVENTS SO SHE'S STILL AROUND!"
As if it's any excuse for leaving your own channel inactive for a whole year.

>>103439216
The only jealous and bitter people here are you and your /cgl/ sisters

>>103439252
im saying the corpos are shit for en talents, they only care about jp.

>>103439568
Sureeee you're totally not having a sour grape moment because things didn't go your oshi's way.

>>103438620
I tried believing in the Mint dream but ever since she came back it's all been menhera ramblings and leaving to go to Japan every other month.

>>103438620
>ah yes cover only hire talented people like
yeah that is correct
>and not people like mint.
you answered your own question, they'd never hire that talentless hack

>>103439230
I-I noticed...

>>103439230
To be fair, no one gave a fuck too when ike graduated. One of the golden luxiem boys, think about it.

>>103434485 (OP)
>Rosemi graduates
(((YOU ARE HERE)))
>2 weeks later
>Hololive slurps her up because they love hiring people who have already capped out on reach in their PL but who can fall in line easily with corpo culture
>gets 800k subs before plateauing
>new model still rose-themed, has jiggle physics
>collabs with Marine
>Marine teaches her the forbidden arts of hornyposting
>Rosemi starts saying "ara ara" unironically
>opens OnlyFans on the side "for the memes" called "Hoesemi Leglock"
>first post is just her feet in rose-themed socks
>second post is her legs in rose-patterned stockings
>third post is her ass in rose-print underwear
>makes $50k in 3 hours
>next post is her eating a rose petal while whispering "you like that, don't you?"
>starts getting weird DMs from oil barons and crypto bros
>spiral begins
>starts streaming less on her hololive account
>tweets become increasingly cryptic
>"the petals fall faster when you're alone"
>chat is worried
>someone makes a 40-minute video essay titled "The Fall of Rosemi Lovelock: From Teehee to Trouble"
>starts dating a guy named Chadthunder69
>he’s a crypto influencer with a neck tattoo of Dogecoin
>he convinces her to invest in a new NFT project he called "RoseChain"
>it rugpulls in 48 hours
>she loses everything
>final stream
>background is just a single wilted rose
>you can hear her fidgeting with something
>"I just wanted to be loved... teehee..."
>she cries, says she’s going to “find peace”
>disconnects mid-sentence
>last tweet: “thank you for loving me even when I couldn’t love myself”
>deletes everything
>rumors she’s now working at a maid café in Akihabara under the pseudonym "Hannah Shioreta"
>someone spotted her handing out flyers while whispering "ara ara" to tourists

>>103434485 (OP)
>>103438620
>Cover Corp, if they ever read this thread

>>103447700
do one for mint

>>103435592
Its less that mint is an enemy and more that after being passed over for gen 1 mint has had perfect timing to miss every subsequent audition by being involved in some other venture at the exact time holo is finalizing a new EN gen.