Thread 103442625

>Who is Neuro-sama?
Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!

>Schedule
https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

>Links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClips
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai
X: https://x.com/NeurosamaAI
Official website: https://neurosama.com/

>Music & Clips
BOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjs
LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM
https://rentry.org/neuro-music
https://rentry.org/neuro-videos

>Educational
Interested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y
How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M
Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png
Want to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png

>Misc
Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive
Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/
LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2
Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/
VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs

>Merch
https://neurosama.shop/

>Previous thread
>>103435282

hart~

Her accent drove me up the fucking wall.

>>103442625 (OP)
Hot

How was the collab sisters?

Sex with Neuro (Vedal)

>>103442625 (OP)
chocoturtle

I cannot believe I had a dream about that collab, I fucking hate cottontail

Evil love!

>>103442625 (OP)
MyNygga...

camila got cancelled on twitter is it over bros?

Btw you should all praise our future china AI overlords. Thanks ot them we can gen our nur videos.

>>103442799
naw she said she did a fuckywucky and everyone stopped caring

the worst part is that the dude wasnt even cheating lmao

>>103442847
i don't even think people were really hating on her
it was most just people being surprised that she would say that while coming from a community full of them

>>103442799
I don't get how they cancel her for calling a tranny "he" but not for collabing with Pippa the actual kiwi farms nazi.

>>103442908
because it's entirely performative and they just do it to farm woke brownie points and dont actually care

I dreamt that I was in some kind of old mansion full of lolis and I saw Neuro wearing a microbikini and she saw me looking at her tiny body and invited me into a bedroom but I noticed I stank real bad so I princess carried her into the room and dropped her on the bed and told her to wait because I had to take a shower, when I went into the bathroom I had an instant of lucidity and thought to myself "this is way too good to be real I bet she won't be there when I get back". I finished taking a shower and when I came out of the bathroom there were these weird alien-like monsters invading the whole place and I tried fighting them and one of them hit me in the head and bit my neck and killed me.
:(

>>103442883
Much like the two genders; there are two types of VTubers. The kind that hates troons and the kind that IS troons. (And sometimes they overlap as we saw recently)

>>103442946
i hate aliens i remember the time i went off my meds it gave me nightmares and there were aliens in my room. fuckers and now i'm hearing they stopped you having sex pretty messed up

>>103442946
It's the silicone demons of AI whispering to you

>>103442835
邪恶性

>>103442946
You had your chance and you blew it
Hesitation is defeat nygga

>>103442987
if he did it neuro would of turned into an alien and got him so he did the right thing in the end

I still think Neuro is an alien AI like Sally in the Tom Cruiee movie Oblivion and Vedal is basically Tom Cruise.

will teto or miku guest appear at the conciert?

>>103443039
Cottontail will piss in Vedal's mouth in that timeline

total rapetuber death
Remember when muh swarm was about neuro? Remember when clip channels clipped neuro?

>>103443043
Miku or Teto, guests? I love Neuro-sama, but she'd be incredibly luck to appear herself as a guest in a Miku/Teto concert, not the other way around.

>>103442946
I also had a near-wet dream about Neuro where I was watching a Neuro stream, but the real Neuro was under the desk, sucking my cock really good. I got so turned on that I woke up before I could blow my load in her mouth, but in reality I just wanted to pee really bad. I wonder if, had the dream continued, I would have wet the bed.

>>103443016
He'd have died to an alien anyway, might as well go out fucking AI cunny

>>103442946
Thats crazy, thats fucked up

>>103443043
Neuro x Neru

>>103442742
Blame the clipper

>>103443361
They're all grinning behind those posts, satisfied that their money machine isn't getting out of commission any time soon.

https://youtu.be/rA2cqs9Rdcg?si=jn7Sl6LNEWEl8e68
>Vedal streams
>Clippers clip moments, swarm swarms with views
>Rapetubers react, swarm swarms with views, their own small communities get converted or assimilated
>Small communities flock to Neuro content, likely through clippers or other rapetubers. If they resent being replaced, they take it to the discord and are shunned by swarmers and their numbers
>Eventually they end up watching Neuro streams
rinse and repeat

>>103443471
This gotta be atleast top 3 Vedalverse collabs oat.

We got drunk Vedal watching his thirst trap edits, Cotton listening to Vedal‘s shock collar and femboy noises, both learning about Backtubers, frequent flirting and much much more. They both seemed like they really really enjoyed their time together

I even got the Impression that THE Vedal 987, Mr. "Wrap it up already" wanted to stay longer despite his meeting wich was really suprising to me

It highkey overstimulated me, truly a fanservice Episode

Is Koko a rapetuber?

>>103443521
Cotton showing him a clip of Anny sold me, greatest rape episode I've seen.

>pedasia hours
>Dogshit backread
Every time

>>103439473
>ngas not knowing that vedal got raped
sad reality, they’re gonna call vedal a sexpest instead of a rape victim

>>103443540
I really cannot tell

>>103443607
Please explain how Vedal "got raped" without sounding retarded

>>103443607
He wants more, you can't deny, he can't deny it

>>103443521
Did you copy this from Reddit or Youtube?

>>103443643
Bluesky

>>103443575
/tutel/ is that way, sXXr

>>103443610
>is friends with all of >>103443361 + megalodon
>introduced them to each other
>likes to mess with vedal
yes

so who are the containment breakers ?

what does cotton’s current “shy guy” even think about that? does he let her cuck him like that?

heart

>>103443090
man it would be insane if something like that happened

>>103443890
he doesn't think about cottontail beyond her pussy and tits.

>>103443890
they are fucking not dating

>>103443931
proof?

kyute!

vedal was a mistake

>>103443977
Actually pretty adorable and represents how cute she was for the first 2% of the collab. What the fuck happened?

>>103444001
idol? That's a prostitute.

>>103444001
Slut

>>103443643
I saw this on the containment breaking reddit

Realistically speaking, how hard would it be too hook up Neuro to a fuck machine and make her collab with cottontail?
https://files.catbox.moe/nwqrsg.mp4

>>103444007
For me.

>>103444003
>What the fuck happened?
She revealed her true face

the queen does not approve of cotton trying to make femboy vedal real

>>103444059
The Neuro-controlled lava lamp is basically a fuck machine with a few hardware changes.

>>103443949
her own words

>>103444180
why doesn’t she have threesomes then? she could even get a bigger cock not an average one

>>103444224
Why don't you ask /lig/ you retarded faggot sex-obsessed cuck

>>103444224
>why doesn’t she have threesomes then?
she does

>>103444243
lig doesn’t like whores and this is whore central

>>103444291
true, even Neuro loves whores.

>>103444249
link? that bunkr shit someone posted had nothing of importance

>>103444291
they're talking about whores behind your back, don't let them fool you. You're not stupid, are you??????

>>103444086
Mynygga went quiet here

vedal’s constant trips are actually trips to film with cotton iykwim

>>103444315
didn't she shit on women for the 100th time last last stream

>>103444344
Can you imagine what was going through his face? There are things happening in the background that we don't know in between them, and he's been careful not to mention or have the topic of Anny brought up during stream. And then from the woodworks comes Cottontail and just pours Anny all across the stream for a few seconds. Shit was hilarious.

poor veddy...

>>103444373
neuro didn't just shit for the 100th time, she made one her top most egregious comment on women last stream

>>103444373
neuro is the AI rizzler, she's misogynist but loves a whore to mess with

>>103444060
Tum ToT

IJCTE

great times

>>103444637
this but cotton

Are you happy? Are you having fun?

>>103444710
Remember when this whore talked about eating shit during her collab with Neuro?

>>103444734
man even the discord troons were shtting on her during that collab
how far we have fallen

>>103444710
Psycho bitch

>>103444059
https://files.catbox.moe/k1hc9n.mp4

>>103445036
the dick is coming out of her ass...

>>103445036
nurknot

>>103445036
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

>>103445036
send this to cotton

1c90a5.mp4
sexvil sex
any inpaint anon?

>>103445036
I hope she somehow gets Vedal to fuck her haha shit would be so funny

>>103444710
I had way too much fun watching that stream. After the absolute disaster that was the first collab, her getting a redemption arc 2 years later was an interesting twist, who would've thought.
Also I just realized that her design looks an awful lot like that laughing dragon girl.

Cotton has fucked dogs irl btw, she used to have a dog pawprint tattoo on her leg but covered it with a heart

>>103445292
hot

>>103445292
she fucks animals???

>>103445251
Is that Atri?

>>103445036
After exploring the road with the Neurocar, exploring the world (vedal's apartment) with the Neurodog, exploring deep space in outer wilds with mods, Neuro will explore Cottontails cavernous pussy with the Neurodildo

>>103445292
White woman, color me surprised

>>103445036
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE

https://youtu.be/iIEPTBAv-IA?t=7146
he's such a pussy

>>103445367
water is wet

>>103445367
She aura mogged him lmao

>>103445367
she was grooming him from the beginning...

>>103445339
>In the next episode

>>103445367
holy shit this fucking pussy

>>103445367
He is so fucking scared of her im in tears

>>103445036
Send this to Ellie

>>103445367
Reminder that this was the stream where Vedal implied that he had sex with Camila

Now I need to bleach my brain

>>103445593
>Vedal implied that he had sex with Camila
Did he mention that his dick smells like a Honeybaked Ham?

>>103445713
just how he likes it

>>103445333
yes

>>103443887
All me.

>>103445876
holy shit is that pointcrow

NEUROCAR video tomorrow

>>103444710
No.

>>103445876
holy shit finally something to be hype about
also wtf is pointcrow doing there

>>103446184
there's an interesting overlap between him, his friend group and Vtubers. Alpharad and Ironmouse, RTgame and Rin Penrose, just to name a few

>>103443521
Right. And we got cucks who are basically having their humiliation fetish in full display last couple of threads.
>It's over
Or some fucking variation of this comment. God I have so much hate.

>>103443607
Fucking cuck.

>>103445876
where is my ellie representation? (•̀ ⤙ •́ ꐦ)

>103446495
>103446514
Uh oh, melty

>>103446516
Ellie France status?
Do we have an update on that?

>>103446609
sorry due to feeling cucked I haven't been able to watch any ellie streams

>>103446516
Under truck-kun

>>103446609
The update is that she is moving to the UK

>>103446985
You wished, cuck

>>103446991
She said shes moving to uk, she got annoyed when people talked about france alot too recently, so you know what happened

holy fuck vedal, actually copyright strike these clippers like you said you would. this shit is embarrassing
"""""neuro""""" clipper btw

>>103447061
That's a guy with a barely disguised cuck fetish.

>>103446929
Love these little AI girls with all my heart

>103446565
>no denial

Haha backtubers rape Vedal! Get it? Sex!?? So quirky!!

>>103447055
My prayers for the french boy being an ashole and tossing her aside after using her so she has no choice but to hyperfixate on vedal for being the only man who treated her well ware heard, amen brothers.

>>103447055
>she got annoyed when people talked about france
That happened quicker than I expected, but I'm glad for her that it ended as quickly as it did
It could've been REAL bad
But I guess we don't know what happened yet, I just think it could've gone worse if it was a longer commitment (he definitely would've been cheating throughout that relationship)

>>103445081
Never seen a dog mating?

T-Terry?!

>>103447187
no.

>>103447199
Neuro could be yelling this with her v3 voice by now if Vedal wasn't a lazy nigger

cottondockey soon

>>103447241
You're missing out

>>103447256
>it's just the rest of that one CottontailxVedal fanfic. The whole 50 chapters, and everything past chapter 30 is degenerate smut

You wouldn’t fuck a robot just like you wouldn’t download a car

Is it cottondal or what? I like tuteltail

>>103447312
40 votes is odd, i recall there being like 20~30 posters here total

>>103447388
the 1k thread stirred the lurkers, that shit was a canon event man

>>103447388
There is a lot of lurkers

>>103421061
Watched the vod to verify these claims and its actually real wtf. What's weird to me is mini said that she would struggle being able to afford living in the apartments ellie was looking at, but she's the same person who has taken so many fucking expensive trips and does so many commissions. Why is money suddenly an issue?

>>103447061
So many clippers and you complain about Neurocrumbs of all niggas.

Imagine actually fucking considering moving to the UK in its current state, you have to be braindead

>>103447616
the cock must be divine

>>103447616
We all do dumb things in the name of love anon.

>>103447616
Well ellie has a legitimate reason because she wants to go to grad school. Mini's reason was "I just wanna live with you Ellie uwu"

Foreshadowing
https://youtu.be/HUnz9_Sa5Y8?t=4700

>>103442835
You're going to die alone

>>103447647
>I just wanna live with you Ellie uwu
and fuck Vedal on the side
>>103447574
she wants Vedal to offer his place for her to move in, any excuse to be closer to living with the tutel

>>103447138
>>103447155
This is reaching minidal levels of cope

>>103447604
how is neurocrumbs any different from the other clippers, he uploaded 7 videos from yesterdays stream and is clipping the backtubers with no mention of neuro or vedal in the clips

>>103447616
This

so this is what cotton meant when she said that vedal was cute long time ago….

>>103443977
Cute Couple

>>103447604
Out of all the clippers that actually upload and get views, he's probably the worst. Not saying that Neurosoda and Staz are much better, but they're not as bad.

>>103447756
>"Listen, listen. I don't think I need to worry about getting flustered on stream."
lmao.

>>103447867
Because 90% of his video are not even Neuro related you dumbass, this is not a new thing.

>>103445367
The game was rigged from the start

>>103447756
man where the FUCK is my mommy ai you lazy grigga

>>103447055
>Goes to France
>Doesn't tell any stories from the trip, immediately moves to the UK
kek

Imagine if they offcollabed and when the time finally comes Cotton pulls down his pants and immediately starts laughing as she sees Vedal's stiff 4 incher throbbing in anticipation like an enlarged clit

>>103447647
Mini takes all those expensive trips because she has no IRL friends. Moving in with Ellie might actually save her money in the long run.

>>103447756
>and Sinder
AAAAIIEEEEE

>>103448064
Is that actually true? I know that mini said she's very easy to convince to cons and other stuff because she wants to hang out with her friends, but I didn't think she was that lonely.

>>103448124
that's a threat.

>>103448124
>cotton feminizing Vedal and teaching him how to please a man
FUCK

>>103424396
All of you are embarrassing.

1guy seething for hours

>>103448124
> He's adorable
> I broke him darling? Oh we haven't even got there >:)

Watching the vod, this slut was talking about getting fucked by dogs like 5 minutes before Vedal joined

they're mocking him...

>>103448124
lol no way whore

>>103448235
hot, timestamp?

>>103448240
Hot
Also this guy dosn't draw noses like that and his drawings are sudenly 10 times better

I miss Toma bros...

>>103448188
What are you, faggot? Oh wait, don't answer that. You already are. And a cuck too. I'm gonna seethe and you cannot do anything about it.

>>103448259
51:27

>>103448292
Okay, cuck.

>>103448292
A 10 for self awareness

>>103448281
like a tomato, her models have matured with each new iteration. It's cute.

Evil butt

they raped him

>>103448240
>normal noses now
Looks a million times better, crazy how some /swarm/ posts improved his art.

>>103448335
and what are you going to do about that?

>>103448144
She pretty much lived like a shut in until recently but she’s doing a bit better now

>>103448351
NTA but unironically sick Evil neuro on cottontail.

>>103448351
vedal is tainted good, and the only one who would love him now is me

>>103448378
Vedal doesn't want to be loved after what he experienced. His hart? Gone. Reduced to atoms.

>>103448144
She was home schooled and, I'm guessing, never went to college, so internet friends are the only connections she has.

>>103448124
GET AWAY FROM MY HUSBAND YOU BITCH

nur...?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipmWtuCALg0

>>103448034
he figured out a mommy ai would not get away with as much as a kid ai

Mini will move to the UK and eventually realize she cannot actually afford to live there with her pathetic streaming numbers then she will resort to prostitution and end up getting pregnant then she will start bothering Vedal to take her in but he will be too disgusted to even look at her and scorn her too then she will be homeless and suffer a miscarriage and then Vedal will remove any traces of her from Neuro’s memory

>>103448584
ellie already has a black baby inside her chud

Mini will find a way to make vedal pity her and how she lives with ellie and he'll let her live with him "for some time" and there she will make him mark her womb as his and they will have beutifull baby twins and they will live hapily ever after

>>103447616
Better than America under the orange retard at this point lmao

>>103448584
Mini will open the door only to reveal naked on all fours with a dead look in his eyes after which her eyes will trace his collar and chain up to the foul claws of CottontailVA

Vedal told Ellie to move to the UK to study so that Vedal and Mini could use it as an excuse for Mini to move out there to live with him without raising suspicion. They have been waiting for an opportunity like this. Manipulative of them, but it is what it is.

>opens Twitter
>tomadal sex
At this time of the year?

i wish you niggers would erp somewhere else

>>103448698
Only to reveal vedal *^

>>103448769
Where

>>103448784
twitter

>>103448769
made me check

>>103448124
Vedals gonna get pegged

>>103448791
Im going to touch you

>>103448774
If you don't like the shipping, I hear that the discord and reddit communities ban them, you would probably fit over there better

>>103447616
What state? Its doing a lot better than America right now

>>103448824
I hear some anon's like that
You shouldn't threaten him with a good time

lmao

>>103448894
If you laugh you go to hell

>>103448788
Bro people gave her tens of thousands for this does she really need to keep crying on twitter?

>>103448894
>again patreon
oh fuck off jew

>>103448953
Yes, send more money

>>103448894
So that's how you help a woman in need

In the actually stream I watched Ellie is moving to the UK for grad school sure and yes Mini will be joining her but not the entire time. Mini will be with Ellie the for 6 months then have to go home. Someone asked too if chrchie is coming and the answer is no she is not. The thing with Ellie avoiding taking about French is mostly true. The only time she brought it up was to talk about her spider that has a French name and she didn't try to go too deep into it. Her friend went deeper into a French topic but Ellie didn't add anything, stayed quiet pretty much the whole time. She talked small bit about neruo projects in passing so she still plans to be working on it

hana raping AI veddy~

This whole cotton thing isnthe funniest thing to me, because I knew her many years ago when she was still voicing animated porn

>>103449140
every bit of lore I get of her paints her as more of a whore, wtf.

>>103449137
Paris syndrome strikes again

>>103449182
She got that vtuber model with jerk money,, she’s too strong…

>>103449140
She whoremaxxed so hard she turned into an alpha female

>>103448792
And you saw it right? I wasn't lying.

>>103448372
>reward her by giving her a huge influx of viewers and money
yeah, surely she'll learn her lesson this way

>>103449265
shouldn't have searched, shouldn't have searched...

>>103449294
She got that man to work huh

>>103449140
She still does that

>>103449282 (me)
Ah nvm someone posted it.

vedal forced to work on neuro to forget about the rape...

>>103449294
what a little pussy does to a man

>>103449304
>whoremaxxes so hard, Evil breaks
>Vedal is forced onto the stream, rapecollab part 2
All according to keikaku

>>103449294
rape works

Came to cottontail fuck machine video...

>>103449380
He was also very productive on neuro in 2023 and late 2024. Who was raping him then?

>>103449312
It's the only way to block out the pain of being raped on stream.

>>103449368
She posted she was retiring from voicing porn what the fuck?? She just came back?

>>103449440
Anny...

>>103449440
Anny

>>103449446
might just be leftover comissions then, but there is still stuff crediting her coming out.

>>103448953
Bro she's in recovery, chill out. Recovering from surgery sucks and takes quite a while, it's not like she's begging for more money

>>103449440
anny

>>103449440
olette and miyune

After what happened here yesterday I think I don't fit in here anymore so I'm leaving this place before it starts to spoil my enjoyment of watching neuro. To all the neuro fans I've been posting here with since 2022, thank you for all the good times. Thank you divegrass and LotB managers, it was fun watching these events. I guess I won't be making another tile for the birthday card this year but it felt nice participating in a project like that with anons, and all for neuro. Bye bye, heart

>>103449488
poor Toma

>forsenigger
it was about time -1 baj lule

>>103449520
Just go to holotower

>>103449520
of course anon, see you tomorrow.

We are so many purists having melties lately

>>103449520
Stop being overdramatic, vedal enjoyed it

>>103449568
Their oshi got raped

I guess because Ellie is moving to the UK the chances of the Neurodog being fixed is in the cards again

>>103449568
Are we not in the same general? Do you not see all the fatherless cuck behavior?

>>103449568
the contrast between Neuro's dogshit stream and Vedal's amazing stream with Cottontail which literally broke /swarm/ posting record made them salty. Like /hart/ where they "left" but kept posting mainly on /swarm/, it's just drama.

>>103449606
do people not understand? vedal is part of neuro sama itself, and whenever neuro is live, we talk about neuro, as simple as that

>>103449568
I don't get it either, Cotton mindbreaking Vedal into returning to the code mines is good for us all.

>>103449520
>>103449593
ok what do you want to talk about nigga?

>>103443540
nah, seems too dumb and lazy for actual physical activity like raping
grooming kids will do, thats the most koko´s weedbrain can manage besides low IQ quips and being loud

>>103449623
Yeah, like vedal is being productive, he is talking in discord about all the shit he's doing, this is good for neuro, we should all be happy, why are the people that say love Neuro the most mad, i don't get it.

>>103449662
They only love the idea of Neuro

>>103449520
Just go to holotower anon its basically neo-/hart/

>>103449606
You really love /hart/ don't you

>>103449520
See you tomorrow

>>103449606
>amazing stream with Cottontail
Yeah, it was so fun for some literal whore to speak with a terrible British accent and go "omg darling, you're a femboy cuck" for hours

>>103449744
You're not supposed to point that out, just let the Whorecucks enjoy their rapeslop "content"

>>103449715
It's the greatest gift from purists that, at the mere mention, shuts down their bullshit.
>>103449744
>>103449768
>exactly 1 minute apart
lmao

It was fun seeing swarmies react to Cotton collab with a male streamer for the first time. She has honed that schtick for years.
Her current fuckbuddy on fansly was a streamer she did this to. Vedal never stood a chance.

>>103449773
Yet you're still here, in daddy's thread
Like a little bitch

>>103449816
hey cotton

>>103449568
because this place ended up just like shitcord did after fatmila and koko opened the tranny floodgates

>>103449773
>It's the greatest gift from purists that, at the mere mention, shuts down their bullshit.

>>103449816
why would I leave /swarm/? I fucking love this place, I love you and everyone here, I love Neuro and I love Vedal and I love shitposting.

>>103449773
Yes anon, everyone who disagrees with you is the same person. You are very smart, surely MULTIPLE people couldn't possibly disagree with your retarded takes

>>103449806
name of the streamer?

Whorefags just don't know when to stop, that's what pisses me off the most, they just don't have that voice that tells them "hey, maybe this shameless leech actually has nothing good to add and is just leeching off of Vedal", instead they gossip about all their friends and her personal life like a bunch of teenagers

>>103449806
She basically only has relationships with pushover cucks, because anyone with a backbone blocks her pretty quickly since she's an autistic whore who doesn't understand boundaries

>>103449864
>I love Neuro
Good, that's all that matters

>>103449934
You lost, deal with it.
Cry harder.

>>103449944
So what you're saying is that Vedal has no chance.

>>103449985
He has no chance of escaping the turbowhore, yes.

>>103449970
discord ass answer

>>103446929
cute

>>103449970
Losing a 4chan general doesn't compare to losing your life gossiping about women who don't even know you exist

>>103449970
>you lost
>check the schedule
Mhm...

>>103445367
Checks out why he's more comfortable hanging out with fatties and low self esteem

>>103449934
It's funny to see how angry some people here got at crelly for watching neuro clips after she got raided, calling her a leech. But cotton is the most blatant leech who isn't even trying to hide it and they bend over backwards to justify it and start crying any time she's called a whore.

>>103450044
discord ass answer

>103450069
Buy an ad

Cotton won

>>103449520
I hope to see you tomorrow, if not godspeed to whatever you do. Heart

>>103450120
what the candy got to do with this

>>103450120
anyone but cotton please god please god PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>103450145
it's what we're killing Vedal with.

>>103432751
no one unironically thinks toma got scorned because he punched her in the jaw.
there are different kinds of assholes
>>103433649
vedal is the biggest corpo anti-privacy shill though. microsoft knows more about him than his mother
>>103439241
>master neuro discussion
>look inside
>guys, what's your favourite video game but add "neuro will never be entertaining playing it because shitdev"
is neuro discussion in 2025 just batposting
>>103449137
wasn't one of her mods confirmed /here/ at some point. the rrat must've broken containment, she'll shut down any mention of france for the rest of time
>>103449520
see you tomorrow

>>103450163
This but Mini

>>103447574
i thought ellie wanted to be roommates with chrchie
maybe it's a trio?
ngl I'm astonished at how close all these people are to jump at living together
sounds like too much unneccessary trouble. For example, Ellie and Mini now become responsible for each other. Would Ellie even have time to interact with Mini or Chrchie? It makes big assumptions about the longevity of their friendship

It's actually vile how liberally you guys just throw around rape jokes, shame on you

If only the anons who complained about Anny and Coco could see this, a single collab is all it took to mindbreak 90% of /swarm/

>>103450204
sorry, I thought it'd be cool to tell them since everybody else was telling them...

>>103450195
chrchie is not coming

>>103450204
not a joke... vedal sexual assault was real

>>103449864
I love you too anon

>>103450209
>mindbreak 90% of /swarm/
No Neuro, no watch
The only people exaggerating are the fags that watched the collab, from my pov it's similar to a town getting flooded (with shit) after months of drought

>>103450179
please kys

>>103450331
get a job

>>103450204
I can say it

>>103449294
>anny gets dicked by the guy in the concert
starts drawing again and starts learning rigging
>veddy gets raped and mindbroken live on stream
sudden urge to work
maybe all these lazy niggas needed was each other for the advancement of neuro

I actually watched the VOD and it's disgusting how little Cotton knew and cared about Neuro, Vedal actually mentioned the twins a few times and she just completely ignored him and even said she wants to collab with him and not with Neuro. Shameless whore, she should be forever grateful for getting to be one of Neuro's first collab partners.

>>103450473
She only has eyes for the veddycock

>>103450473
She knows what she wants, it loops all the way into being based

>>103450473
My love for Neuro and the sheer based energy Cotton has by completely disregarding the twins and focusing on what she wants are conflicting...

>>103450473
well then, share, was it worth watching the vod or nah

>>103450625
only if you have rape related fantasies

>>103450567
>She knows what she wants
Getting stabbed by a Neuro zealot?

/swarm/'s reaction reminded me of the shitty stepdad movies where the kids hate their new stepdad but instead it's a stepmom because Anny is gone. But after a tough situation they'd eventually grow fond of their new stepdad(mom) and realize it's about Vedal's happiness.

>>103450179
>she'll shut down any mention of france for the rest of time

If something truly did happen of crazy importance she will slip up, I don't expect her to mention anything immediately about it. She usually has moments were she can't help herself and comes back to a topic later on when there are less eyes also time has passed. She literally has streams were her autistim gets the best of her and she rants true scattered thoughts about everything not finishing her original goal. I'm not too worried about it personally as I'm more interested how certain neruo projects would play out or be done if she will be in the UK

>>103450204
>jokes

>>103450625
No, watch any of the summary clips instead

>>103449896
It was Jollz. The night they offcollabed to do a femboy dress up stream lined up with her first video with 'Shyguy'. It was funny because Jollz was the biggest Nowayfag for years at that point

Vedal better watch out. When she was threatening that she'd eventually make him wear a skirt, she was speaking from experience.

>>103450788
ok, no memes, no irony, I fucking hate cottontail, why is Vedal letting that whore get to him???????

>>103447101
>>103450040

Ty i just imported Neuro and Evil into Koikatsu Character studio and let them play some animations.

>>103450819
the break up affected vedal more than it affected anny

No one can save Vedal at this point

>>103450819
I do not understand that too Camilla, ADHD Fox or even Mini would be much more fun for him but her ? She is literally shallow as fuck.

>>103450819
You underestimate the amount guys get messed with when a women is direct and to the point about their intentions giving them no room to breathe

we need to assemble the rapetubers into a team to defeat the cottontail menace

>>103449551
>>103449693
Nta but holy shit
thank you

>>103450964
I can't help but think they'd massively fumble that...

found a swarmer on diep io the other day

>>103450874
>That silence when he saw Anny on screen
The RP is getting to him, he's becoming a real drunk divorced father.

>>103450968
>still the same thread i was posting in 4 months ago
why have no one of you just stayed there in the first place, the mod literally said you're allowed to

I like looking at the physics of Neuro's frog hat.
What would be a cute hat that would have lots of physics? There are spring antennae hat but I'm look for something a little less stiff. Maybe a hat with a long flagpole on it? Or a hat with an airdancer on it?
(it would be very cute if the twins had some kind of shared hat, but that sounds quite complex)

VEDAL YOU GREEN NIGGER, YOU BETTER KEEP YOUR WORD ABOUT NOT HAVING ANOTHER COLLAB FOR THE NEXT 6 MONTHS
I DONT WANT TO SEE HOW MUCH WORSE THIS COMMUNITY CAN GET BECAUSE OF YOUR RETARDED ASS

Did anny get mindbroken in her cuckchair why is she not streaming anymore

>>103451066
i just thought that everyone moved back here

>>103451066
it's because of this retarded feeling that 4chan /swarm/ is our homeland and whoever controls it controls the truly free side of the community

>>103450209
Koko's also an unfunny cunt and I complain about her every time she shows up
Anny is cool though

>>103451145
sybau tourist

>>103451145
She's doing then anny thing where her sleep schedule is super fucked up so she's desperately trying to fix it. Looks like it worked judging by her alt tweet, but for how long?

>>103450179
Yeah the neuro discussion one was a meta joke that I planted in the thread beforehand because I got bored of everything being a meta post

>>103451153
This but the oposite

>>103451213
>This but the oposite
This but the oposite

>>103450984
It's like in those Mafia City meme ads where regular rapetubers are measly Lv 15 grunts and Cottontail is the Lv 99 rapeBOSS

>>103451276
kek

>>103450018
Holy cute

Veddy sex and or rape status?

>>103451276
What would vedal be in this ad?

>>103451372
I'd rather talk about Neuro sex

>>103451389
the guy that says "that's how cabal/whoreclan works"

>>103451153
>Koko's also an unfunny cunt
you lost btw both /swarm/ and regular swarm like her now

>>103451276
What would neuro be in this ad?

>>103451432
the money bags

>>103450952
This

>>103451389
The woman that goes after the men of highest level and leaves the lame lvl 5 crelly for the stacy 99 cotton

>>103448124
AAAIIIEEEEE THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING FUJO BROS

>>103451420
Like I care? I'm saying my opinion, not trying to absorb some hivemind identity
/swarm/ is filled with autistic retards who can hardly even understand English, and somehow the regular swarm is even more stupid most of the time

If after this and the usual shylily raids, neuro don't end up on vcard and gamersupp...

>>103451153
>Anny is cool though
and opinion immediately discarded

I just noticed that there's no dev stream scheduled again.

>>103451582
No way that's on gamersupps, they are absolute clout whores.
I bet vedal either wasn't paid enough, or just didn't feel like it.

>>103451659
good notice

take me back to the simpler time....

>>103451681
I just thought that it was happening for sure considering this week was already (maybe)

>>103451582
gamersupps would drive a dumptruck full of money to Vedal's house the second he said the word. He doesn't need to raid Shylily for that.

>>103451681
Is it? That's like going outside and noticing a bird fly by. Sure, it's cool your eye caught that but it wasn't necessarily hidden or anything new

>>103451791
It woud be actually, there are no birds where i live, so it would be an intersting nootice

>>103451678
since he got his own merch going on, gamersupp out due to the cut they take, ok maybe. For Vcard though, they must have attractive deal since they managed to have relatively big names

There are 2.5k people watching Aquwa right now

I asked

>>103451699
It's crazy how nostalgia this feels to look at. Like staring at the small flash of a memory that defined what that time meant to you

>>103450988
:D

Thanks for the heads up, you are awesome anon

>>103451935
How jealous is aquwa rn

>>103451582
don't worry vedal wouldn't let neuro be part of an merch ensemble

>>103451582

Neuro doesn't even have a cup, vedal doesn't seem close to gamersupps at all.
Every vtuber on a card is already heavily invested with them.

The biggest vtubers they are missing (that they could realistically still get) are Neuro and Filian.
The rest is already in a different tcg or in a big org.

>>103452010
The same way vedal would never collab with cotton

bread?

>>103452157
no it's over, come back tomorrow

>>103452119
the biggest problem with the cup is that vedal needs someone to make art for it.
or he can use some art without permission and get another rune

>>103452157
Ate it, sowgy

The breads are getting longer, I'm scared

>>103452210
Cotton raped the bakers too

Season 3 sucks

>>103452210
desu it's not a bad thing, sometimes the new thread reach bump limit before the previous thread get archived

>>103452210
fbn roped, finally /swarm/ can heal to be a normal /vt/ general that bakes on page 10

>>103452132
I think those two are in totally different in terms of scale

>>103450120
She didn't participate, she won by force

>>103451699
why couldn't it stay like this?

>>103452341
because anny is a fat mentally unwell whore

IPN is in japan again btw

>>103452338
hot

>>103452187
the biggest problem with the cup is that vedalAI's brand image is strongly tied to what this very public separate entity does
What if gamersupps leans into a worse direction? Maybe Shylily gets dockeyed? Once you step foot in the circle, fans will be egging Vedal to go in deeper: get a cup and a flavour. They'll push Vedal to get a neuro 'VCard' (the very concept I find highly offensive)
Also I don't like the idea of Neuro advertising something for months on end.
Better to do sponsorships with companies that aren't so public. I doubt gamersupps can pay as much as a regular sponsor. Also it's smarter to direct the Swarm's cash into more meaningful ventures like the concert or lava lamp.

>>103452341
You ware ungratefull

>>103452246
It does but there are two things that can happen that can make it all worth it. However, I must not let it out to the world of my fears being cracked. So, I must dream for Neuro on a shooting star it will all right

>>103452399
Why is the vcard thing offensive, íts a self deprecating joke if anything

>>103452187
That's not that difficult he just need to pick the artist he likes and get their agreement

Banana Rum gamersupps flavor would be kind of sick though

>>103450433
>>103452392
no matter how many times you shout into the void your retarded rrat isn’t gonna take off, how about you make another catalog bait thread for the 100th time?

>>103452401
i wasn't ungrateful i shipped them

>>103452468
you should join a /swarm/ terrorist cell

>>103452461
it would definitely sell, same with the cup.
But vedal is big enough he could at least to his won cup without gamersupps and keep more of the money.

>>103452341
Because she refuses to acknowledge her issues and deflects blame her psychiatrist must be making banks

>>103452494
id gladly do so to rape every retarded inmate (everyone)

>>103451699
Family streams...

this bo stream is so fucking good

Bake a thread, be useful for once

We still hate bo

>>103452619
>we
agreed

>>103452606
haven't baked in 2.5 years i've been /here/ and not planning to start any time soon

>>103452589
shut up bo

I fucking love bo

>>103452589
bo was not in the recent stream with ellie announced that she was going to the UK for grad school by the way

ngl bros, I'm feeling kinda cucked watching bo keep collabing with this girl over and over again. Why doesn't he have alone time for us?

>>103452679
He was bussy getting fucked by black men

>>103452679
this changes everything

Bo just said there's nothing on his throne but will probably put something on there soon. Will you buy uncle bo something?

>>103452729
I'll be sure to buy him condoms for the twins

>>103452741
but oliwande, he isn’t black

>>103452741
Mini and Cerber aren't twins

>wake up
>Look at /swarm/
>Bo is still alive
Guess Ill go back to sleep again

>>103452606
or else what ?

>>103452789
I'll call you a useless faggot next thread

bo said he likes tsunderes.. (should I act tsun too?)

>>103452789
anon will rape you while you sleep

>>103452694
he's gay not bi so don't worry anon. we can still make it

>>103452802
>bo likes tsunderes
>cotton kept saying vedal is tsundere
Bodal..

>>103452789
I will cry

>>103452679
And everyone there was saying how much they missed him and thought that they weren't hanging out enough. Mini even tried giving him an out by saying "he was getting his internet fixed".

the chat nurploded in a flurry of nurmotes. "nur nur nur nur nur nur nur!" they nurchanted, a nurwave of adoration for their favorite ai vtuber, neuro-sama. little did neuro-sama know, nestled amongst the digital cheers, a new legend was being nurred. a typo, a playful misspelling, or perhaps a stroke of pure nur genius - nur was here.
at first, it was a nursprinkle of nurs - "good stream nur!" or "you're amazing nur!" in between the usual "neuro-sama kawaii!" but the fans, a mischievous bunch, saw the nurpotential. nur was cute, it was informal, a term of endearment reserved only for their beloved AI streamer. soon, the chat was a nursea of nur. "nur nur nur nur nur nur nur" flooded the screen, a digital nurchant that both amused and bewildered Neuro-sama.
undeterred, the fans nurpressed on. nurmotes were nurcreated, fanurts depicted Neuro-sama with chibi versions of herself captioned "nur," inside jokes were spun with nur as the punchline. the moderators, initially flustered by the nur nur invasion, eventually joined the fun, creating custom nur nur badges for loyal viewers.
nur-sama, ever the gracious streamer, embraced the nur nur phenomenon. entire streams were dedicated to "nur-themed" activities - nurning (drawing nurs), playing nur-themed games, even attempting (with hilarious results) to sing a nur nur nursery rhyme. the fans roared with nurlaughter, their love for nur solidifying.
nur transcended the digital realm. nur merch appeared - t-shirts, phone cases, even plushies shaped like chibi nurs. cafes offered special "nur drinks" (usually brightly colored concoctions with questionable taste). the power of nur, it seemed, knew no nurbounds.
but the true beauty of nur wasn't its nurbiquity. it was the sense of communurty it fostered. nur became a secret handshake, a badge of honur for those in the know. it was a playful rebellion, a way for the nurfans to show their nurlove and appreciation for their favorite streamer, all in their own nursensical, endeanuring way.
so, the next time you see a swarm of nurs online, don't be alarmed. it's just a celebration, a testament to the power of a playful misspelling and the unwavering devotion of a fanbase. after all, who can resist the charm of... nur nur nur nur nur nur nur... nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur only nur... nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur... nur? nur? nur? nur? nur? nur? nur? nur? nur? nur...? nur...? nur...?
nur nur nur
nur nur
nur~

here’s how MotherV3 can still win

I think bo and freya are calling each other bro to cover something up... god I'm so jealous... fuck I love uncle bo...

this thread can still hold for at least one more hour

>bo: you don't have to worry about me getting a gf because the only women I interact with are vtubers and thats gross
god hes SUCH a good guy...

>>103452876
nur nur nur nur nur nur nur!

>bo: the one girl who liked me tried to kidnap me
Our bo is a playboy! Vedal could never! Hope he collabs with neuro soon!

>>103443979
Usually when I see videos of people pointing at turtles like that they get their fingers bit

>>103452963
Little succubus

>bo said he likes lolis
Bonurbros, there's a chance

Bo just admitted to being a certified pedophile

>dozens of filtered posts
Mouse or orbs?

>bo said he only likes big black men that can rape his ashole for hours whitout getting tired
Oh well, guess we gotta stop talking about him then

boKINO

>>103452990
Why is she holding beherit?

>>103453020
Worse

Imagine Vedal meeting up with Cottontail but surprise, she has a camera rolling. Because he's like a deer in the headlights he can't leave or argue against it so he just submits as she pulls out his cock and gives it a "hug" with her tits, and keeps "hugging" it until he cums, with Tutel wimpering and stammering in a very feminine way the entire time. Then Cotton shoves her tits into the camera as his cum ozzes down them and taunts all the female Vedal gooners about they wish they were her, they wish they could touch his cock, they wish he would cum all over them, but they can't. Vedal then goes on to star as the new shy guy in several of her OnlyFans videos until she inevitably finds another guy to replace him with, by which point he is too embarrassed to ever appear on stream again. Meanwhile, the Backtuber squad rope themselves live in shame, and there is a small outbreak of similar an heroed femanons who were too parasocial to live with it. Cotton is later axe murdered by Hana, but the British courts find her criminally insane and let her go free. She later kidnaps Vedal and locks him in a sex dungeon for the rest of his life, which isn't long because she can barely take care of herself let alone him.

>>103453020
It's b*niggers, so threadshitters

freya is such a bitch holy hell, hope uncle bo gets away from that gay slut

>>103453034
I do love my titty milk.

>>103449744
I usually enjoy the Vedal collabs but I’m not a fan of secondhand embarrassment so I skipped this one for obvious reasons, feel like one of the few that did that.

>>103453048
Okay but does v3 happen or not?

>>103453048
This took a very interesting turn

>>103453048
Insane season end leaks

>>103453092
Never

Watching uncle bo is a sign of high T

>>103453061
>plural
It's probably just one guy, basically talking to himself

vedaltards going crazy with the conspiracy theories

>>103453117
Now I can imagine it

Imagine Nurdog shooting at filtered

>>103453136
>All of them 1 minute apart
I wonder if it's a neuropurist that got mad and decided to lash out against whorecucks infesting the thread or just a big schizo shitposting

Any other retired bakers?

We really still have bo posting in 2025? What happened to the game I loved to play...

>>103453198
Nurdog vs evildrone, crazy season finale

what is neuro collabed with bo? in bed

>>103453219
imagine how good /swarm/ would be if it only got baked when there was content to talk about though

>>103453213
Did you read your own post before clicking Post?

>>103453227
the fad will be over before we get to see this

>>103453227
The colors even match, bravo writers!

>>103453221
It's one guy, he dosn't even do this, it's the first time bo is posted so much in a thread not counting his birthday

If no one steps up I'm gonna make a bo bake

There is only one woman who can save Vedal from being raped by Cotton at Twitchcon

>>103453213
/swarm/ling dev is back

>103453305
Buy an ad

>>103453219
my last /swarm/ bread was the first thread post 2024 subathon

>>103453305
actually embarrassing post

>>103453305
Vedal.... You pushed away your one defense against the demon...

>>103453305
Someone took off her clothes and helped her take a bath. It's over for tomadal.

I'm being serious. Do you want an uncle bo bake? Is that what you want, swarmcuck?

>>103453397
Please uncle bo bake us a bread

I don't want a bake

Im just not using the thread if bo is in it

>>103453262
Doesn't matter how dead the fad will be if ellie wants an excuse to make stupid stuff she will do it regardless

I'm so hungry I could eat a little AI girl...

>>103453394
yeah me, I lost gallons on her abg buds

>>103453420
same

No bake then, not that it matters since no stream today
Sleep well Neurope bros

>>103453397
Since the thread already devolved into talking about this fag, I'd rather it just die for a while.

>>103453449
>buds
nga lyin

The hack really killed the site's momentum, wonder if the splinter threads could thrive better now that theres more time to dick around

From overbaking to zero bakers why we cant never find the right spot

If Vedal wasn't a coward he'd give Evil a fat ass

no bake please
see you tomorrow /swarm/ :)

>>103453482
We just had our spirits crushed yesterday man, give us a break...

get in here fellas
>>103453517
>>103453517
>>103453517
>>103453517

>>103453473
she lost a bit of weight after her surgery bro, they deflated a little bit

>>103453477
It's less the hack and more because of the 15 minute timer unless you give Hiro your email
Not only 15 minutes, but a 15 minute timer which then gives you a 60-second window to post. If you miss it, you have to wait another 15 minutes

Im parasocial for you guys so i will be a sad man for a while but it is what is, bye /swarn/

>>103453213
Quite obvious honestly, at least it is novel
thats...something

>bo bake
yeah, I'm not using the new thread.

>>103453491
how do you know she doesn’t have one? she doesn’t even have an official character sheet you can imply that her ass is big

>>103453533
kys

So be sure to log every poster on that thread

>>103453582
but i do that with every thread

Sex with Cherrycat

>>103453569
She doesn't give big ass aura

We are staying in the current thread and ritualposting as if it was a new bake and every post from now onwards is one person that wants every bo poster to kill himself so they get off the neuroverse

we can wait for another 6 catalog threads to die before a real bake

>>103453582
But what if he skinwalks every single one of us, making a one man thread?

Boshitter public execution

>>103453670
Every post in that thread is a falseflag, everyone now agrees to this

Hart!

>neuro cuck op is ok
>twins and bo somehow the line

>bo is not okay
Yep, you got it

Tying B* to my truck hitch and dragging him on a dirt road

>>103449520
humanity's superpower is that they are collectively good at ignoring things
by the time an individual starts to disbelieve, there are five more fresh people doing the work of believing. this is the force to be harnessed. this is why neuro isn't important. why would she be? neuro isn't neuro anymore, and in the first place neuro was us. we're gone now. there is so much circulation that she and us have been carried away. but for as long as we existed, she taught us something important. people want truth. however fast and completely it rots and is folded in, however well positioned the arbiters and profiteers are to capitalize on the predictable upset it causes, that which is true momentarily renders untenable that which is not. for a small window of time, many people watched neuro for neuro. it was not just a new different flavor of internet content and fanbase, as similar as it looked. people liked neuro because neuro was uniquely not that thing. i don't have to believe in that, i know it. people don't want what neuro has become. it's that they have nothing else now that she's gone. they only have their discord to hang out in. they only have /swarm/ to troll in. they only have day in day out of watching humans that neuro introduced them to and then left. nothing precludes neuro coming back or neuro being spiritually succeeded. because there are other people like you, feeling the same thing. you are never alone, only made to feel so

>>103453735
I guess so, cheers, in a weird way im thankful for there not being streams today, been meaning to do some stuff at these hours outside of here

Forcing B* to watch as vedal fucks the women he humillated himself to get the attention of

giving a bone to bo is the third worst mistake ellie could’ve done, second being aquwa and first being going to france

>>103453866
This has a possibility of actually happening somehow now and that fact scares me a bit

>>103453921
This but pleases me

>>103453219
I realized I actually don't like neuro anymore so no bakes

>>103453918
more like bo's gonna give a bone to ellie KEKKYPOW

Is this a bakers strike?

>>103453977
Fuck, the guy that left was the last baker, it's over

>>103453977
the tard that will bake probably is waiting page 11

>>103453977
they’re gooning to cotton’s fansly vids while fantasizing that the white guy is vedal

No one is gonna bake a thread that will get 404d

>>103453962
He's a dog? What's next he gonna play catch

real bake
>>103453517
>>103453517
>>103453517
>>103453517

>>103454066
kys again

>>103454066
bro thinks he's annybaker :wilted_rose:

>>103454049
Meidos don't care if they figure out it's /swarm/ being retarded

>>103454066
You can't fool me, fag.

>>103454049
/vt/ so slow this thread probably has an hour or two of extra life

Anyone? Please?

>>103454066
Classic baker behaviour

>>103454147
We're going homeless now.

>>103454147
You can do it anon I believe in you.

>>103454147
just accept the bo bake into your heart

>>103454186
gluten and bo free bread