Thread 103452058

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>What is /corpo/?
The number of vtubers managed by an agency ("corpos") or representing a brand ("mascots") has been growing recently. However, not all discussions can sustain individual threads. This thread strives to create a place to discuss the talents and mascots of corpo™s that are currently not discussed in other threads.

>Can I shill my small corpo oshi who already has a thread?
If your oshi gets talked about in a thread constantly, you may want to focus there! It's fine otherwise.

>Are former corpo talents allowed?
Due to the increasing number of graduated or retired talents, ex-corpo talents are allowed but please try to respect their other identities.

>Other Corpo Threads
Bat: >>>/vt//bat+/
Micro: >>>/vt//micro/
VSMP: >>>/vt//vsmp/
PixelLink: >>>/vt//pxl/
UK vtubers: >>>/vt//slag/
ChromaSHIFT: >>>/vt//jidf/
V4Mirai + globie: >>>/vt//v4m/
Small JP vtubers: >>>/vt//indie/
V&U + KR vtubers: >>>/vt//vnug/
VSPO! EN + Specialite: >>>/vt//fpspec/

Previous thread: >>103437731

It is spooky how the liars and bad actors get tongue tied while trying to anti VAllure. In that regard, they remind me of Phase. God is clearly on their side so long as they remain humble and walk in integrity and blamelessness.

Total Bloom Death

you are still wanting him to bloom in you

>>103452058 (OP)
420 blaise it

>>103452275
who asked

>>103452275
Not reading that

>>103452275
I will never read this

Vnug is talking shit it seems. What did we ever do to them

>>103452447
they are kekolded

>>103452447
WHAAAT? what did the anti and doxxing thread did to them? D:
Retard

>>103452447
they don't like unicorns

>>103452654
No thread here likes unicorns because they are annoying retards and if you being in unicorn defense force HQ the thread proves it

remind me why you hate her

Periodic reminder that the photos being fake means sapple disappeared from chat for no reason

>>103452775
she hates vallure and loves male collabs

>>103452764
You forgot your trip

>>103452775
Hates her fans

>>103452833
you keep saying that like it makes it true

>>103452954
When isn’t she threatening to leave

>>103452775
We're a pettan household here.

>>103452954
does mozzu stream on twitch

>>103452775
male collaber

>>103453224
she is streaming right now, do her see her live on twitch?

>>103453224
She does

>>103452447
Vnuggies are cucked

>>103453224
https://www.twitch.tv/mozumipichi

>>103450704
again
>raki in the cucktubing
what the FUCK did she do and WHAT THE FUCK did I miss???

>>103453453
You simp for raki now Cody? Did you get tired of your old hoes pekoe and nemo?

>>103453453
Became depressed over pixellink dissolving so her friends gave her edibles to take the edge off and she scarfed them down. This spawned a narrative that she was roofied by fratboys

>>103453453
I don’t even watch her and I know the wizard fratboy rrat

>>103453589
Who the fuck are you talking about?

>>103453589
he saw nemo talking to saiken and decided to oshihen for the third time this month kek

>>103453828
cutie

>>103453640
Nigga you don't watch anyone and still know everyone's rrats

>>103454025
Nobody in /corpo/ actually watches anyone in a /corpo/ that's the first rule of /corpo/

>>103454025
I watch (you). Nice shirt, blue looks good on you

>>103453801
I don't care about such bullshit nor do I know Raki is.

>>103453453
she missed her valentine's stream because she got high with some fratboys at a college party

>>103453828
Raped by Axel
League plapped by sakana
Thoroughly examined by sexpest doctor

>>103452275
Men and Women cant be friends 98% of the time unless both are in a relationship.
mens only spaces can only be healthy is the men inside feel like they are young and have prospects, or all have a significant other.
same concept for womens only spaces.

I have come to the braindead obvious and easily discernible conclusion that vtubing would almost not exist as a medium if the dating market and relationship between the genders was healthy nowadays.

>>103454258
where'd the idea she plays league with Sakana come from? new one for me (i dont visit generals very often).

>>103454258
This made me chuckle

>>103454258
Grim, and what was the final diagnosis?

>>103453453
>her roomates said that she's friends with "fratboy wizards"
>she slept through the valentine's day stream because she got high on edibles at a college party
all confirmed, all pxl girls are kektubers

>Men and Women cant be friends 98% of the time unless both are in a relationship.
LMAOO

>>103454346
https://op.gg/lol/summoners/na/NEMO%20NEVERMORE-birb
They ran a few games together last week, bot lane duo
OP.GG is generally a pretty good way to find out who's fucking who

>>103454346
She streamed league and showed her friends list. It was empty except for Sakana's main account and Elia's
Look up Sakana on op.gg.

>>103454387
hypo/hyperthyroidism

>>103454523
schizo nightmare scenario

>>103454571
He put his hypo in her WHERE?

>>103454439
>>103454523
She also tweeted about it I believe
>>103454423
>kektubers
Every vtuber is one for you

>>103454439
>>103454523
im not sure how to take that fact lol.
Like... shes a big pippa fan and at least a minor dizzy fan from what i remember.
but interacting with their boss just seems weird, almost moreso as a fan.
him doing it too also seems weird, unless he's trying to poach... but as much as shes a fangirl i just cant see her joining another corpo, and as much as sakana likes poaching hes not so braindead as to not know if thats the case.
but otherwise, she just seems to much of a fangirl like i said for the relationship to not seem awkward or weird to just be friendship.

>>103454733
raki is in the upper echelon of cuckoldry, missing a valentine day stream because you got high with some college dudes is yura tier creativity

>>103454759
youre actually retarded if you think she would turn down phasing in

>>103454759
OP.GG exposes everything.

>>103454645
a bit above the clavicle

>>103454759
they bond over laughing at silly women

>>103454848
anon i watch her.
Dont hate her, even understand where shes coming from to a degree, but girls got a chip on her shoulder about everything, and especially and explicitly her corpo time and its results.

the second half still stands regardless. shes very very very open about topics that would make even sakana weary of hiring her. especially as hes already had that go south on him twice now.

>>103454759
I’ve actually been really surprised at how cavalier he is about playing with both his own talents and people outside phase. That kind of fraternization in another industry would get you in trouble for sure. The phase girls play it off like “oh he’s just a silly boomer” but imagine if he was inviting them to play tennis or golf together or something,

>>103455048
i want to go south on nemo

>>103455048
a self admitted nemo watcher

>>103455150
anon shes a skeleton that hasn't eaten a proper meal in like a year. i'd be like going down an raw bonehide.

>>103455079
>playing tennis or golf together
Anon, this literally happens in the corporate world all the time. This is called networking, and is typically done by the high-level people who can afford to.

>>103455243
Specifically with women that are either my subordinates or those that potentially could join my company. It’s a classic power imbalance situation, we saw it over and over in metoo

>>103455079
vtubing is not a serious industry.
that said, with talents and staff it feels a bit whatever, due to gaming just being like 90% of the industry.
if not poaching non talents/staff is weird though still for sure.

>>103455309
this
don't take things too seriously

>>103455240
marrow is where all the savory flavor lives
>>103455299
nigga it's league of legends not the FTC

We’ll see how not serious it is when he gets false allegations thrown at him. Prime target and the person that does it stands to gain a lot.

>>103455442
>marrow is where all the savory flavor lives
this nigga that guy you see chewing up chicken wing bones.

>>103455500
not really

>>103454523
Elia is phasing in?

>>103453453
i dont now about cuck drama but the 'popsicle' asmr she does is better then gwa girls so i believe anythign she is experienced

>>103455500
unless he fucked up his reputation beforehand i could see that backfiring on whoever does it.
metoo kinda fizzled out and even backfired awhile ago on women in alot of aspects, and made people not take alot of accusations seriously anymore.
on top of that, the talents wouldn't ruin what they have with the corpo over that unless they already felt it was in the gutter. otherwise the phase fanbase is retardedly loyal. r
eminder 3rd party sakana merch sells better than almost all 3rd party phase talent merch.

>>103455500
people just want to see phase fail after the drama with vshitshow and fish being the one guy who "does nothing / keeps winning."

Phase and Vallure are the only corpos I like

>>103455631
probably not, but gen 4 is around the corner-ish.
unlikely to be less than 4 members and the only obvious one for sure is nyana (whos probably only getting away with making it so obvious as she probably really sold herself on how well she can put together concerts and can network)

>>103455751
proud kekold

>>103455631
Unlikely, since she would be an invader and they debuted a gen recently. She does watch phase though (not hard to guess who).

>>103455751
based

>>103455816
uuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh......
Rie? Panko? Runie?

>>103456072
Really? You don't know who a femme girl that likes "tasteful art" of girls would watch in phase? Of course it's Erina.

>>103456252
I dont know much about the goose honestly.
but Erina is always a good pick.

>>103456252
grim

>>103456252
thanks shipmate

>>103456610
worse than mozzu...

>>103455079
It looks bad if it's future hires. All the girls that didn't get in should have played league with Sakana, that's how you get in

>>103456861
https://op.gg/lol/summoners/na/H2OSakana-NA1?queue_type=TOTAL
New girls are somewhere on this list

>>103455048
she only cares about money lil bro she's too mentally ill to get a job and vtubing is her only hope to be independent and sustain herself
if sakana comes through and gives her a chance she will take it for the money alone regardless of how much she complains about corpos in general.
she was deep throating sakana and his corpo on twitter the other day.

>>103456967
Mike is phasing in?

>>103457003
also explains deepthroating saiken MD in his DMs
she's just making investments

>>103457248
Saiken stuff is the funniest thing to me

Sakana Weinstein

>>103456967
some of those are probably/obviously existing staff/talents.

>>103456967
Love ya Cody

>>103457319
Honestly I'm willing to bet Nemo is grooming sakana. She initiates the league mating rituals every night.

>>103457003
Guess that's why she's pandering to unicorns with the VAllure stuff and why she backed down and even apologized to rev and his retard wife, funny that she roleplayed as principled person for a while, not yet for me to anti her but it's getting there

>>103457003
maybe but man, is she mentally ill. maybe too much even for sakana.
also sakana wants his talents to stream. once in hes more lenient than he should be, but he wont hire someone out the bat that already doesn't.

>>103457365
fools errand.
Sakana is married, and worse yet, to an asian woman (not dizzy, probably).
if you listen to him, especially when his wife comes up, its clear she keeps him loyal by simply killing his sex drive or interest in women at all.

>>103457404
if this is her pandering to unicorns that 58 score is being lenient on her.
also didnt even know she had a spat with rev much less apologized lol.

>>103457365
Nemo isn't just used goods, she's certifiably broken goods. She is entertaining to watch crash out but I wouldn't touch that borderline nutcase with a 10 foot pole.
Her grooming men is the only way she can get close to people

>>103457579
honestly i wont be surprised if her stomach problems come back as nothing but self induced stress induced ulcers.

>>103457579
>used and broken goods
phasekek material

I'm surprised the usual birdkeks aren't around to defend Nemo's honor.
There should be random you're cuckryu accusations being thrown around by now.

>>103457898
i just cant see it.
Phase is clearly making gen4 wrap up indie streaming already, and Nemo shows no signs of that being the case.
aswell as other things.

>>103457508
Slipping estrogen into his breakfast, huh.

>>103457997
She gets special treatment for being a good tenga

>>103458101
asian women dont need chemicals to do that anon, they are trained from birth to do so naturally after they marry their man.

>>103458109
anon, Sakana doesnt fuck

>>103458109
I would like to use Nemo as a tenga (she's not allowed to speak)

>>103458406
she'd probably die during insertion lol

>>103458406
Acquire clout and she'll be all over your dick.

>>103452058 (OP)
Ugly person op. yuck!

>>103458611
if i'm not a CEO or a homostar, is going to medical school my only option?

>>103458802
you could stage a mass-casualty event, that seems to reel in the foids

vtubing really was a mistake and dare i say anime was too

>>103458924
ZASED

>>103458802
scam some people on crypto or AI and found a vtuber-related startup

>>103458924
Trvth nvke

>>103459340
pump & dump the crypto, pump & dump the nemo
checks out

cody?

>>103461615
He showed up yesterday. Said something about hospitals and money then called Nemo a whore.

>>103461720
Glad he's getting some medical attention

>>103461720
kek based cody

>>103461720
>Cody got some pussy and doesn't need vtubers anymore
Based

I did NOT call Nemo a whore but I will say that your mother is one

>>103461868
The fuck gave you the impression O got some pussy? lmao

Can we rename this thread /kekold/ and make an actual /corpo/

>>103461720
Why did you call nemo a whore, cody?

>>103462297
go back to micro or slag

It’s so great having an oshi that cares, I’m so glad I left you-know-who

grim grift for parasocial incels

>>103463695
this a /meat/tuber?

>>103463942
nta, i mean i dunno, she might count, but shes from vallure

>>103463942
No

>>103464006
kekold

>>103463695
I'm now really happy they want to segregate themselves away from normal people.

>>103464242
homobeggars aren't normal either

>>103458636
hi nemo

bloom raped bodega bats

>>103464635
Nemo got banned yesterday after calling anons brown. Again.

>>103464927
honestly out of all the things shes ever said or done, thats maybe the one time she was correct in her assessment.

>>103464927
Nemo was blaised

>>103464927
nemo love <3

>>103463942
Just a cucktuber

>>103467148
Go back to /corp ... oh, wait...

Round two

>>103468619
Is she off her meds again?

>>103468619
mostly right.
most female vtubers worth paying even an iota of attention too wouldn't care, but there certainly are some out there that would. some of them might even stream too.

>>103468619
>>103468676
that is the most sane thing I've ever seen anyone say about the whole homo issue

>>103468981
Blaised?

>>103469014
what is he? 30? how can a man willingly commit that to the internet?
I'm not a "men shouldn't have feelings" kinda guy but come on

if Mozzu was as based as she claims she would do the point and laugh response at every one of these pests

>>103469238
just one would be enough for me to forgive her

>>103469238
On a public stream.

>>103469282
it would need more than that after her male collab

>>103468619
>10pm
Like clockwork. She's hitting the bottle again

>>103469336
she sleeps all day

>>103469398
I kind if wish I could too

>>103469428
Are you a female?

>>103470389
I choose you to have my children you fucking stupid bitch whore

>>103470389
no, the era of kindness is like 10 years dead, 5 at least for sure.

>>103470593
Superman should reignite it

>>103470622
superman is not real so he cant.
closest we have is the actors and one of them joined ICE so take that how you will.

>>103470593
It's all the chemtrails and 5G they keep pumping into the air. It makes people mean and angry.

>>103470657
>1993-1997
Kek

Sayu is really great, not sure why she isn't discussed here anymore

>>103472534
She's too good for /corpo/

>>103472556
I'm just trying to find chuubas we can all agree are good and livepost again

>>103472534
ran through

>>103472578
this bitch (affectionate)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Xjpwgg9cnY

>>103472578
This. There is latent talent and humor laying dormant in this thread, we just need to find a new darling that can resurface it

>>103468619
Goddamn does she need to run her mouth every fucking time lmao
>>103472556
This is a place for antis if you haven't realized

>>103472827
Who could possibly fit the bill

Nemo's talking about the Vallure thing rn.

>>103472850
Well, she must be pettan this much we know, but who?

Well at least she knows herself

I'd argue that doxxing someone is worse than trying to cancel them but that's just my opinion.

>>103473241
Did she actually doxx blaise or is this just another instance of /corpo/ blowing things out of proportion based on half truth and hearsay

>>103473291
What does logic tell you

I member when the internet went crazy when Ninja said he wouldn't stream with women

>>103473408
its kinda funny.
IRL men often fear letting women into their spaces because they will be accused of sexpesting or similar conduct.
vtuber women wont let vtuber men into their spaces for fear of sexpesting or similar conduct.
scripts been flipped, but its always men taking the fall, even when they're not actually the ones at fault (though that applies way more to IRL).

>People desperate for a shred of clout
This coming from the same woman who spent months begging a homo for attention is funny

>>103473535
>vtuber women wont let vtuber men into their spaces for fear of sexpesting or similar conduct.
sometimes but also because of their simps

How do people stand Nemo actually, she's angry at her chat rn lmao

>>103473586
true. actually kinda weird honestly.
vtuber women have to tip toe around male collabs so damn hard, yet IRL whores can mooch off of popular guys pretty regularly without the same level of backlash for sure, even though they absolutely still have simp culture as a main part of their fanbase.

>>103473652
same thing is in vtubing in rare scenarios the male is the popular one. nijisanji and vedal with neuro are the only examples that come to mind. even the holos clout chased the nijisanji jp men early in their careers.

>>103473643
on other topics its fun to see her rage at very understandable issues with the modern world, and also (sometimes) fun to see her basically miss the dart board entirely on why or what to do about it.
like, in some ways she more aware than the average woman, and in others farther off the cliff.
trainwreck syndrome, i suppose.

i mean she just made fun of the google doccy trend how can i not get a chuckle out of that?

>>103473546
Also the woman who keeps trying to get her tweets to go viral and will talk about it for months.
She admits she's throwing stones from a glass house but happily continues to throw them anyways.
Every accusation is a confession when it comes to her rants.

>>103473703
you know what? yeah fair.
i guess theres just so few popular male vtubers its harder to notice.

honestly i think it just comes down to the fact 99% of male vtubers arent interesting. like plenty of guys find plenty of male anime characters awesome, so its not a 'anime should only be pretty girls!' thing.
but the idea of 'female anime character' is easier to live up to i guess than the male equivalent. if you're not gonna live up to the idea of what males expect from males in anime, just dont be a vtuber, or something along those lines.

>>103473716
>Every accusation is a confession
Does that mean she is...

>>103473643
it's cute

>>103473291
It was a kekbug but they're the same people anyways. All kekbugs are bidrkeks.
It happened the same day ferumi started vaguetweeting on main about her which is really out of character for her. This angered her kekbugs.

does Nemo even have any other friends besides the green thing?

>>103474013
cody

>>103474045
grim

I somehow doubt that Nemo

>>103474045
do they count?

>>103474115
i missed it what she say?

If I didn't know any better, I would guess she has the thread open right now boys

>>103474233
its very possible.
hey Nemo, keep venting, dont play games, its what you're good for- er, i mean at!

>>103474233
hey nemo do a flip

>>103474405
You want her to have sex with a Filipina?

>>103474529
Filian...

How would you define what a unicorn is?
And also how would you define what a cuckold is, in relation to unicorns as well as to vtubers?

She really sounds extra crazy today.

>>103474570
>How would you define what a unicorn is?
Different people have different definitions and that leads to conflict too

>>103474634
She just needs to get dicked down (by me)

>>103473652
Difference between being liked for your personality and being liked for your looks. I don’t care what irl whores do as long as they keep showing me their tits.

>>103474570
unicorns are unicucks

>>103474820
lets not lie here, most people do not like a very large heaping sum of these vtubers for anything more than coom models.

>>103474802
Based cody.

>>103474870
we're talking about actual viewers

>>103474870
their attention is addicting if im going to be honest
for years i never really interacted much with women, so it's really nice even if i know it is artificial

>>103474899
so am i.

>>103474870
Personally I’ve never cared much about models unless it was something really terrible and off putting

Hey Nemo why did you start sexpesting the sexpest doctor? Is it because you know you need the money, and otherwise incapable of generating any real income on your own?

>>103475413
she probably unironically is desperate for a solution to her health issues and 100% is retarded enough to think he could somehow help.

nemo...

nemo is the mozzuschizo

>>103475554
She deserves every bad thing that happens to her

If she indeed plays Castlevania 3 for us I will gift like 5 membas

/vrt/ would accept Nemo

>>103475602
>>103475631
im watching the superior vtuber asmongold atm, what she say?

>>103475715
kek this is the actual mozzuschizo

/tingles/ would accept Nemo if she opened Birdsly

>>103475727
the most i know about mozzu is she voice acts for Moonshine and that she probably posts in /#/s.

/ringo/ would welcome nemo with open arms if she started brapping and burping on stream.
all her past transgressions would be forgiven

blaise mogs her shitty 50ccv any day

Who is Blaise?

>>103476317
Me

>>103476232
but she isn't as cute

>>103476317
a vtuber doxed by nemo

>>103476232
Bloom clears

>>103476464
they will collab on retro hardware

ok, but imagine pinning Nemo down and turning her anorexic 70 pound scarecrow ass into a mother.

>>103476728
kid will come out underdeveloped

>>103476728
only if you also imagine being sakana, saiken or axel syrios

Being a triptard really puts a target in your back, but hello, I have things to say

>>103476751
Nah I just have to add "Doctor IRL" to my Twitter handle, that should be enough right?

>>103476946
still seething about nemo?

>>103476728
That is genuinely not sexy at all, it's disturbing and you're disturbed for having attraction to such a body type. Obviously though, obesity is not good either.

>>103475644
What's the point of having that much hate in your heart?

the mexican twitter tranny tripfag is back

Blaise chud

>>103476969
idk what you mean, but I did see the beginning of her stream, deeply annoying person sadly