Thread 103453517

>Who is Neuro-sama?
Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!

>Schedule
https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

>Links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClips
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai
X: https://x.com/NeurosamaAI
Official website: https://neurosama.com/

>Music & Clips
BOOM - Evil (Official Video) - [YouTube] BOOM - Evil (Official Video)
LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - [YouTube] LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video)
https://rentry.org/neuro-music
https://rentry.org/neuro-videos

>Educational
Interested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: [YouTube] AlphaGo - The Movie | Full award-winning documentary ()
How does she know what to say? Watch this: [YouTube] Transformers, the tech behind LLMs | Deep Learning Chapter 5 ()
Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png
Want to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png

>Misc
Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive
Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/
LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2
Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/
VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs

>Merch
https://neurosama.shop/

>Previous thread
>>103442625

>best stream of the year
>neither twin was present
noticing a trend here

how is aquwa getting so popular

>>103453610
the power of leeching

>>103453610
she is cute

Sex with Tomacat

nur guro...

heart

>watch some neuro videos on youtube
>become mildly interested
>months pass
>remember there's a /vt/ board
>come here
>expect neuro discussion
>it's 300% schizo shipping delusions and wanting vedal to get feminised
Holy fuck you people are as bad as other boards claimed you were.

I wonder what Vedal's meeting was about. Concert shit? Seems kind of late in the day for a business meeting but maybe it was West Coast USA

Being a lolicon does NOT mean you're a pedophile

>>103453724
neuro wouldn't be scared because she's double 'ard (british slang for tuff asf) and she'd just use her fists to pulp k*ko and *vil into red mist instantly

>>103453791
this but the opposite

>>103453766
time to go back toury

>>103453783
80% he was lying

>>103453766
>>103453791
you just bumped a bo thread, you're automatically worse

>>103453791
lolicon is literally a term for pedophilia (lolita complex)

>>103453823
Is this the face of someone that would tell a lie?

>>103453839
I don't even know what the fuck that is.

>>103453875
yes. 100 times yes

>>103453823
if he was lying, why didn't he leave immediately instead of letting the collab go on for another 20 minutes?

>>103453907
he pussied out

>>103453967
more like he pussied in

>>103453907
cottontail was holding him down for another round of rape

>>103453885
uncle bo is the twins biological father

>>103453979
he's getting pegged, let's not fool ourselves

Is bo the best part of the neuroverse?

Neuro having unicorns that are upset at Vedal streaming at all is... interesting.

>>103454132
those are boshitter falseflaggers

>>103454132
Do not fall for the bofag propaganda

>>103454132
vtumor fans are a special kind of retarded

shoomimi didnt get in on the rapetuber bit and is forgotten forever. shrek collab never because vedal got raped

>Other thread got 404'd
Bochads fucking won

MODS WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING

Yeah im not using this thread, see you tomorrow/swarm/

>>103454049
What did I fucking say? >>103454186

>>103454356
That's what happens when you're a fucking retard and wait so long to make a new thread.

>vedal raped by cotton
>/swarm/ raped by bo
we're so back

Didn't know Meidos allowed /b/tards on /vt/ now

>>103454246
also her shrek collab was meant to imply a family stream as well and since anny is gone, well…

mods you are letting them RAPE us

I thought trolling was against the rules?

>>103454430
It should be

>>103454430
Bo is beloved in /swarm/, tourist

>>103454430
If you're not a phase thread, jannies will make sure your thread suffers

https://poal.me/7cvh2d
https://poal.me/7cvh2d
https://poal.me/7cvh2d

>>103454520
you fucking cucks

>>103454520
yes for the meltdown /here/

>>103454520
authentic poal
>>103454586
botting faggots poal

>>103454430
the entire board is full of trolls

I'm not sure what you expected, being a pedo is against the law in most countries but some governments of those actively encourages pedos and pedo death cults, this is basically the same thing

>>103454520
>>103454586
I nooticed

>>103453766
>>103453885
https://warosu.org/vt/post/99388628
https://warosu.org/vt/post/101088623
https://warosu.org/vt/post/101155095
https://warosu.org/vt/post/102854512
https://warosu.org/vt/post/103141014
Everything you need to know is in those threads.

Aquwa is threatening to rape viewers

annal ending..

>>103454719
?

>>103454669
We can't catch a break

>>103454667
i want to reread that thread sometime and count how many posts i made

>>103454667
bad bot

>>103454669
epic ultimate rape arc gong on

>>103453875
What are you up to today little turtle boy ?

The verdict is clear
The denizens of /swarm/ CRAVE the bonur collab!

Without warning, this creature walks in through your front door. Your immediate response is?

>>103454908
crying and cooming in the shower

>>103454974
Douse her in holy water and slam the door in her face.

>>103454974
>>103454985

>>103454974
Get the fuck out is my response.
Hoes belong to streets.

>>103454974
Idk, get scared

>>103454985
Classic Veedoool.

>>103454974
Jumping out the window, ain't fallin for her tricks. I got keep myself clean for a real one

>>103454974
quintuple lock my chastity belt, get my holy water grenades and silver bullets for my christian assault rifle

>>103454974
go live, pull my pants down, bend over, cry, my fate is sealed

The bofag posted the polls on a discord server btw

>>103455092
there are no bofags they are trolling you. no one cares about bo

>>103455092
lob the link then lil bro

>>103455092
>shitcord niggers
imagine my shock

>>103455092
vedaltards going MENTAL with the conspiracy theories, holy

>oh no vedal, please don't cut me off from your teat, I have literally nothing else going on for my streams and people only watch me to hear me say gross sex shit about you
>I couldn't crack 10 viewers without talking about how rapeable your back is

>>103453766
It's because yesterday there was a Vedal collab where Cotton just harassed him for 4 hours. Some people are pissing themselves about how it's rape, while on the other side there's anons who have never felt the touch of a woman crying about how much they wish they were getting harassed. It's nothing but shitposting right now, come back in a week and it should have blown over

>>103454974
This >>103455070 but giving her the key

The protagonist of /swarm/

>>103455159
Insane how you can put 3 people in place of aquwa and nothing would change

>>103455200
cool oc

>>103455200
Eliv my queen

>>103455214
>3 people in place of aquwa and nothing would change
Anny, Camila, and Cerber?

>>103455159
She's react slop, but almost nothing she does is about Vedal. It's just those Vedal clips are what get signal boosted by Swarm, so it seems like it's more of her streams that it is. She mostly just gets random TikToks submitted by her chat and she watches them on stream and just doesn't react at all, or puts some retarded filter on her voice and goes "ehehehe you're NOT FUNNY chat"
It's terrible content either way, but if you cut out everything Neuro related from her streams you'd only lose a few minutes a week

We can all agree that Mega was cool, right? Good collab with Vedal, good collab with Neuro, all was nice.

how angry the main cast whores must be that the rapetubers are getting all the views now

>>103455340
the advise stream was mid, but mega is nice yeah. she's a cute ditz

>>103455340
Yeah, she was very nice, im glad she had those two moments + that short chat with vedal at the start of her subathon and nothing else, she served what she had to offer and left, so nice of her

>>103455340
it was good

>Mini moving to England basically confirms Mindal won
>I don't even feel excited because I had to witness Vedal being violated for several hours yesterday
Is this what rape feels like?

>>103455403
i don't think neuro or evil are aware

>>103455458
>confirms
or she feels threatened by ellie so she wants to avoid losing by default

>>103455468
Add bo

>>103455340
The collabs she had neruo with her were good fun and Mega is good too I like her

>>103455467
Neuro are inocent and anything but whores, but if you ware to tell them their dear viewers are watching nothing but slop when they aren't around they would be sad

>>103455504
Ellie doesn't like British boys she prefers French ones

>>103455544
"french"

>>103455159
Literally what is her appeal? At least Hana has the gimmick of being completely batshit insane.

>>103455544
most englishmen descend from norman french, though

>>103455528
post the 50 potential fathers quote

>>103455544
She likes guy that catches her hyperfixation in the moment

>>103455544
So much so that she avoids anything related to france and inmediatly goes to englad the second she came back from her trip from there

>>103455468
It couldn't be more grim. I don't think I'll be watching any neuro shit if the rapetuber shit doesn't stop.

>>103455566
she has good vibes and good chat interaction

>>103455571
Vedal is a German jew

>elliefags coping again
you lost accept it

>>103455692
>You lost
We are not annalfags though

>>103455468
this is a retarded list only one person in 2025 actually collabed with either vedal or neuro and limes should be there

>>103455566
People have gone insane.
Remember that old cringe video Foam Adventure? Go look at it. Those two women act like 99% of vtubers. Aquwa has that same exact personality and if you were told that she is actually one of the women from the video, you would believe it.
That was an infamous cringe video. But go look at the video now. All the comments are positive, they say shit like
>awww they are having fun!
>you go girl!
>they are so innocent and totally not groomed furry sex pests!
People love this shit. The quirk chungus shit is in now.
If you are a woman and you are so autistic you are literally shitting and piss on yourself and eating your own shit, it's considered cute and you are a wholesome chungus.
That's the appeal of aquwa. She acts like a cringe autist who has never been told to stop and never experienced bullying and got groomed on discord.
Millennials had manic pixie dream girls. Gen Z has pants shitting autistic sperg girls who sniff glue and fuck dogs.

So, we all agree that things are looking grim, right?
>Not a single iconic neuro stream has happened this year
>Not a single thing to look forward to this year aside from subathon
>Community is rotting even more than it already was
>Grygga is lazier than ever

>>103455774
And how many limes clips have been made compared to the rapetubers?

>>103455849
I feel like i have seen this post before, therefore i will not interact with it

>>103455403
It's because of how much they stream. Ellie and Mini barely stream anymore, Mini more than Ellie at least (when she's not on her 100th vacation). Toma and Anny out of the picture and it seems Cerber kind of hit her natural ceiling. Is Layna back to normal streaming yet? And then you have fucks like Aquwa and Crelly doing really good. Crelly has some of the highest CCV out of the entire Neuroverse now, how the hell did that happen? We entered some fucked up twilight zone.

>>103454974
punch her diaphragm, choke until completion and then back to the dumpster with her

>>103456090
we live in a twilight world?

>>103456090
Vedal is to blame for Mini not streaming since the grigga insists on going to every con imaginable. Idk what Ellie is doing now though since she quit her dream job, sucking frenchie dick can't take up THAT much of her time

>>103455121
>shitcord niggers
but isnt this place basically shitcord 2.0? why the hate?
its not like 99% of the OGs havent fled already, most of Anny´s chat is just them

>>103456090
if there are vtuber awards she’s getting the hidden gem award, something cerber wished she could’ve gotten

>>103456090
I fully belive vedal did all good endings and he is going for the bad ones now

>>103456226
The worst posters here are also the worst posters in shitcord

>>103456280
>worst posters
yeah so almost everyone

>>103456280
Truth

>>103456090
Ellie said before that if she moves to UK to do grad school she would have more time to do streams and goofy projects in the background. Mini I would assume that she would be doing the same thing as she has a lot time to pass when Ellie is out and about for grad school. Ellie was very excited with the idea being able to do a Neruo projects in that type area so who knows

>>103456090
It has been proven time and time again that collabing with Neuro is a long term ccv debuff for the collab partner

>>103455468
what happened to anny?

>>103456441
what always happens to anny, mental problems.

>>103456399
If you can't appease the swarm that will try to eat your own comunity alive that is

A shondo collab would not happen today

>>103456441
why are you asking

Cunnytuber collab with Neuro where they review doujins when

>>103456597
On both sides to be fair. I don't think Shondo would want to collab with him and I don't think Vedal would set one up.

>>103456624
i want to hear it from /swarm/ itself

>>103456597
thanks fatmila, pushing whores and troons on vedal and chasing away everybody else
i blame her for infecting the swarm with trannies too

>>103456597
Would be cool if she ever collabed with either Neuro or Evil, the latter mainly. The whole voice shtick with Evil's more experimental voice and Shondo's voice acting would give a nice dubbing stream.

Anyone but Cotton

>>103456634
this but onaholes

>>103456672
This

>>103456660
Too bad fatmila couldnt help herself and sperg out, i bet Shondo wont touch Vedal because she doesnt want any more retarded drama, in case the fridge gets triggered for another stupid reason.

>>103456692
The official Neuro-sama hip ona, buy yours today for only $189.99

>>103456597
I was thinking recently that it would be cool to see Shondo collab with current Neuro now that she changed so much since the first one, but yeah, I don't see it happening now, mostly because neither side will make the first move.

>>103456441
>>103454667
>>103454667
>>103454667

>>103456660
Of course a shondo viewer is also an evilbeggar

>>103456655
at the same time she started to expect him to start initiating something on his own in the relationship he decided to lean in to the stoic unfased larp like an autist

>>103456178
I know this is most likely bait but ellie going to UK to for grad school so she have more time to stream then. I don't know about mini as she is joining ellie though I don't if that means she'll actually stream more

>>103456657
shondo is the worst whore, but instead of talking about vedal's asshole she LARPs as a 4 year old and her entire stream is just sex references and talking about marrying her BASED cunny enjoyer viewers
her clips are worse than all the rapetubers and her viewers are even more mentally ill

>>103456829
>she LARPs as a 4 year old and her entire stream is just sex references and talking about marrying her BASED cunny enjoyer viewers
sounds based

>>103456829
vedal should do this to us

>>103456829
This is why Vedal needs to give her the BTC and mindbreak her entire pedo audience

>>103456829
idk, a schizo loli with a retarded fanbase beats a fat grifting whore with her greasy fingers in everyone´s business every day

>>103456893
Then she calls cotton for help...

>>103456923
Shondotroons act like they wouldn't suddenly go UWU BRAT NEEDS CORRECTION if Camila went full googoo gaga pretending to be a toddler on stream.
Shondotroons are the worst. The only problem you fags have with whores is that they don't pretend to be underage. Cottontail could wear a pacifier and a diaper and suddenly she is BASED and totally not a repulsive STD ridden whore. ToT

>>103457008
Calm down, Fatmila.
Why are you so jealous? Is it because Shondo is slim and cute?

I'm nooticing something disturbing

>>103457126
i'm not

>>103457126
I wanna hear it

fillian is sweeping in on the backtubers, collab next week

>>103457008
>if Camila went full googoo gaga pretending to be a toddler on stream.
she already does this all the time though?

>>103457168
That the only reason people are so diehard for shondo is because she is the only non-banned person that advocates for pedophilia. They are just stuck with her because there is no one else to speak out for them. No matter how much her content sucks or how similar she is to all the hated whoretubers, they have to defend her because no one else speaks positively about pedophilia.

>>103457287
You're only just realizing this now? That has literally always been the only appeal of Shondo.

>>103457285
We won swarm!

>

>>103457287
Idk i always thought that it was because she is the most diehard "no male on stream" Vtuber there is

>>103457316
That's not me.
>>103457287
Thanks for the assist nigga

>>103457373
wtf i hate shondo now

>>103457285
I'm guessing this is what was nooticed...can't catch a break

>>103457373
after the 1k thread of yesterday, I cannot deny the truth of this tweet anymore.

>>103457316
I realized it when I first heard about her when she collabed with neuro, but the thread so full of shandotroons you couldn't say anything bad about her. They rallied the wagons for her so hard and I am pretty sure they had tranny admins on their side banning people for talking shit about her.

>>103452428
>why are Vcards offensive
1. The 'value'/qualities of a streamer are defined by their traits as an individuals. Conversely, the value of a card is defined relative to the entire deck. By mapping vtubers to cards, you are artificially creating these interactions and comparisions. I feel like the two systems are philosophically inconsistent. Streamer merch should be individualistic. (I would be more amenable to vtuber corpo cards). It feels like VCards are merch for the VCard system, not for the vtuber.
2. lazy cash grab, feels soulless
3. The TCG probably isn't even a good game because it's difficult to find a set of cards that a) are fun to play, b) are balanced and don't make one person OP and c) fit the vtubers well.
4. stole the idea from rekson. Although TCGs are a merch staple, Rekson was the one who bothered to (jokingly) introduce it for vtubers. Out of courtesy, he ought to have had a one-time bone or nod or minor role thrown his way. On a side note, Rekson said he considered Neuro and Filian to be central ying-yang duality of the system (something about chaos).
5. Despite all this it's very popular.
6. I don't like the idea that a decent chunk of Swarm's money could end up in another vtuber's pocket contrary to their intentions. Also don't like the idea that Swarm does word-of-mouth advertisement for another vtuber's enterprise. Vedal should aim to monopolise Swarm's milk and mental capital. (e.g. lava lamp)

Utlimately VCard is very far from the platonic ideal of merch yet it's popular so I'm offended.
>t. never bought a piece of merch or bought a piece of content ever

>>103457373
>shits on her own fan because of a small misunderstanding
Based? I guess?

>>103457433
funny how people like you get all mad when i call koko a troon...
its almost as if you were all Camila´s dramafags...

/swarm/ be like
>oops all timeloops

>>103453791
nurro turned me into one.

>>103457448
preach

>>103457376
>Idk i always thought that it was because she is the most diehard "no male on stream" Vtuber there is

Shondo would have to stop fucking random guys and talking about it on stream for five whole minutes for that to work out. There's far better unicorn whisperers out there, unless you really need the outspoken pedophile support aspect.

>>103457373
So why is everyone in shondo's group so borderline anti-swarm?

>>103457533
isn't saying shit like this bannable

>>103457575
>why are gfe-panderers against deranged shipfaggotry
it's a mystery

>>103457559
you sound like an ignored shondo oiler lmao, all that butthurt cant be just because she´s a loli, since you´re in this place

>>103457373
Based Shondo

>>103457501
prepare yourself

>>103457617
He obviusly means it turned him into a lolicon dw

>>103457575
shondo cried to them to not collab with vedal after he donowalled her for a second collab

>>103457494
Shondotroon projection.
>heh, you called me out on exactly what I am doing and completely nailed the deal with shondotroons....
>well you're a koko fan (?) and you get mad if I call koko a tranny... something something camila
We got Nostroondamus here

>>103457575
degenerate, but coherent fanbase vs. tranny and whore-loving "neuro fans" who tear at each others throats all day

>>103457662
Did Shondo ignore your dono or something?

>>103457575
are any of the barbies other than shondo and tanya even aware neuro exists

>>103457448
TLDR
Vedal will never do vcard/gamersupps because he doesn’t want to split profits

>>103457635
>butthurt
I don't watch or care about Shondo at all, never have. Her fanbase is unavoidable and obnoxious though, much like phasefags.

>>103457635
The problem with shondo isn't the loli stuff, it's that she and her mentally ill simps use the loli stuff as a defense. Shondo can suck off dudes behind a dumpster and it's cool because she's a BASED loli who is cool with pedophiles so we need to spin everything she does as cool because she is a heckin' ally
It just shows how desperate you fags are

>>103457741
>Are vtubers aware of the vtuber that broke the twich hypetrain record?
I wonder

Filian: That one's not green so I don't like it

>>103457448
>c) fit the vtubers well
lmao, they didn't even try that.
All abilities are generic, and many vtubers share the same exact stats and ability but in different colors

>>103457810
there's that spanish twitch streamer that regularly streams to literal millions of ccv, i doubt 95% of twitch has ever heard of them

>>103457805
You are aware this unicorn mindset makes no sense for the fucking vedalverse, right?

>>103457732
More shondotroon projection. I don't donate to streamers. You even bringing this kind of retarded shit up tells me you donate money to streamers.
>bro, I got to donate to muh wife! she says she loves me! and she roleplays as a toddler even though it's a 30 year old ugly woman! ToT I am such an edgy pedophile donating money to women older than me!

What would a neuro-sama balatro joker do?

>>103457617
Thoughts aren't criminal unless you're in Europe or Australia.

>>103457792
>Her fanbase is unavoidable and obnoxious though
just like swarm
>>103457805
oh i get it, you´re actually, unironically parasocial
fyi i dont watch shondo, tried to, but i dont like her voice, but i hate troons and old dramawhore leeches like what we get as collab partners nowadays even more

>>103457884
>30 year old ugly woman
who, Camila?

>>103457893
or Canada

>>103457617
I wonder what happened to pedoanon

>>103457893
you should cry "i want to kill the president of the united states" out of your window

>>103457883
nta, and also not a unicorn, but personally I think it's just the blatant hypocrisy that gets old. Rushia/Mike fans used to have the same holier than thou attitude going on until she finally buck broke them so hard they had to flee vt forever.

>>103457942
and soon some US states

>>103457069
Camila and Shondo are friends now you fucking retard

>>103457957
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KivCRqfFcqY
With a mortar launcher.

>>103457889
It would multiply your points 1.11 times for every heart card you have (i never played balatro and don't know anything about it)

>>103457448
>>103452428 (Me)
Okay you've convinced me anon, fair play

>>103457889
probably something regarding a "swarm" mechanic, where extra cards swarm to your hand. Or maybe it gives you 1 copy of a negative Blood Stone joker per ante at the cost of consuming the joker to the left

>shonpedos acting morally superior
maybe if your whore didn’t have a melty over collabing with vedal, denying it to the point of shitting on him in the process, she could’ve gotten a second collab but oh wait, this is what you really wanted right? now your whore will never collab with neuro and that’s a good thing to you

>>103457987
Camila did the usual thing women do.
Attack someone, damage their reputation, "apologise" and act as if its all back to normal, even though the damage is already done.
And no, im not a shonpedo, i just hate camila that much, she´s had waay too much say in what Vedal does over the years and look where it got us.

>>103458041
>already twisting the story around
Camila, just insert yourself into some other drama, please.

>>103458067
>damage their reputation
all camila did was repeat her reputation. she didn't accuse her of anything, she just said she didn't like the thimg that shondo is known for

Anyway, good night fags. My new wife is live.

>>103458041
even that menhera whore lucy managed to collab without getting shipped and her throwing a melty

>>103458169
Neuro is offline tho

>>103458041
None of them care about shondo at all. She sucks like the rest of these whores. The only reason they are coming in her defense is because this is the only chance they get to get any kind of pedophilia representation.
They come to her defense so hard that she became untouchable. No one can talk shit about shondo without getting brigaded so hard they give up and apologize just to make it stop.
These people saw this happen and they jumped in. They think they can use shondo as a tool to get pedo acceptance rolling.

Cotton won

Anyone but Mini

>>103458011
You did a good job, 1.11X mult for every scoring heart card is a pretty decent idea, though it is a little weak. it could be "this gains +1.11 mult for every scoring heart card" which would also work, though that would be kind of weird.

Incredibly bad backread, you guys have really outdone yourselves with that cotton/vedal thread

>>103457882
what a weird thing to lie about

>>103458041
>>103458195
I dont think shondo has ever say something bad about vedal, or talk about him at all outside of very brief mentions

>>103458422
Laaaaaaame

>>103458270
>>103458289
I don't understand. She's already getting fucked by tons of gigachads who are 10x more attractive than Vedal.

>>103458389
bro has never heard of IBAI

>>103458470
and dogs, dont forget the dogs
or was it the other old whore? i get confused since its all the same these days

most posts here aren't even good bait anymore
this place actually fell off

>>103458390
apart from her calling out veedlets, which was maybe part of the problem but no so much, there are clips of her saying that vedal was not answering to her dms cause he’s too big now to answer to her, not even giving him the benefit of the doubt, other vtubers would do so but she went straight up to discredit him as too popular for her to get another collab and never tried again instead of saying that shit

>>103458470
Cotton collects men like pokemon cards.

>>103458534
>get owned
>no response
>start seething about how the posts are bait (they're not) but also you didn't get heckin' baited (you did)

>>103458534
And what if im not baiting? What if these truly are my real dogshit opinions?

>>103458389
my nigga... case in point

>>103458583
do better.

in case anyone comes in and is feeling like this guy >>103449520
basically about a year ago someone started putting a "discord cabal" link in the poals posted here, as a joke. a few anons would larp as camila or olette or whatever jilted twitch mods got their 2view groomee stolen. they'd pretend to conspire against neurodom for 5 minutes, laugh and move on. for most of /swarm/'s existence, the true blue whore viewers all operated under the radar. they'd lurk and dogpile flesh haters or neuro fans or whatever else made this place unique compared to other swarm spaces. these types of people with an actual chip on their shoulder against neuro or vedal or neuro's fans come here and think they're in good company. they don't understand that the point of banter is to be around people you share interests and beliefs with, but to perfectly mimic a faggot such that it will annoy or bait as many of them as possible. not actually becoming the faggot, and surrounding yourself by people who hate you and vice versa yet have no power to ever dislodge or police you. then 4chan went down, and all those people actively started using that joke discord. well now they all still hang out together like i guess other 4chan raiders do. nothing worth screenshotting, you've seen one circlejerk you've seen them all, not much different from us. cheater/hacker forums are the best example of this behavior. maybe they start out hating a video game dev or a game or gamers generally but after a certain point it becomes less about being different or retributive or making money and more about hanging out with your friends in the secret clubhouse. in our case the worst they do is coordinate shitposts or share the link to a program that one-click rehashes their folders of spam images so they can't ever be filtered. nothing right? not a big deal on its own. that behavior has remained entirely consistent since they first came here. once upon a time normal neuro fans seemed to enjoy having these devil's advocates to shitpost with, because they'd pretend to be them too. the problem is that after 4chan came back, normal neuro fans were the rarity. this clique's humor has become the only throughline of this thread, because they post the most, and they never stopped posting. they have nothing in place to regulate the ratio of faggots to faggot-larpers, because either way it aligns with their humor. we've past the critical threshold such that normal neuro fans see the main shtick of this general and cannot relate, not least because it's very easy to tell many of them truly do hate neuro and relish destroying her general. used to be we'd thank the sole discord screenshotter for his sacrifice, for breaking the neuro news, but that he needs to go back. now there's no going back, forward, it's all the same
all that to say there's nothing left for anyone here unless you are young enough to like deltarune, or are an evil fan. sorry

Neuro look up

>>103458565
but this just goes back to camila fucking things up, doesnt it?
You would get mad too if your friend stopped talking to you because of some 3rd party who got jealous... i would.

>>103458565
also not defending vedal here as much, I hate his dm allegations, the green retard can’t sort out his life just to answer some dms

>>103458565
>veedlets
go back to your trooncord

>>103458513
No, that was another one.
>>103458575
yeah, while we're all here joking about vedal's harem, Cotton has an ACTUAL harem, or rather a bunch of fwbs, one night stands, and fuck buddies. And the guys she's doing it with are seriously pretty attractive considering she's, well, fat.

>>103458624
just lob the link lil bro

>>103458624
>all that to say there's nothing left for anyone here unless you are young enough to like deltarune, or are an evil fan. sorry
BASED

hii /swarm/ies

>>103458647
>but this just goes back to camila fucking things up, doesnt it?
Ehh no its all vedal and his unprofessionalism

>>103458624
if this is actually something that might be important to me can you sum it up in 3 lines or less please
i'm not reading all that

>>103457746
Vedal possessively guards the Swarm cashcow depsite only milking its bloated udders thrice a year.
>>103457846
:skull: wtf it's even worse than what I thought, they put no creativity into it. top is rekson's system bottom is vcard's system
Rekson's system had non-vtuber cards that were actually related to streaming. The closest comparison VCard has are ecelebrity cameos.
They've even copy-pasted the elemental advantage system when there's a far more apt personality advantage system (top/bottom/aloof/ai).
It looks like they opted to make a worse product over giving Rekson a morsel of cash and unlocking his ideas for use.

>>103458624
Thats cool man

>>103455296
i don't really get the appeal. of the aquwa/mega/crelly/milk bunch i feel like she's the least interesting by far

>>103458647
you don’t even have proof of that ever happening, contrary to shondo’s melty, if we go by similar situations then vedal would’ve mever collabed with shylily as anny has a grudge against her

I love how everyone just forget that a couple of threads ago we were dooming over all of the vtubers getting into relationships and Vedal being gay. Now everyone has seemingly moved on.

>>103458624
explains a lot, i miss the days when the only thing i had to dislike were the slop posters...

>>103456811
>Vedal
>initiating
Girls never dealt with an introvert before, have they.

>>103458818
Cotton mommy femdom healed their souls

>>103458818
>Belives anything that happens itt will be shitposted for long term or unironically belived in

>>103458818
we're all shitposting here none of these posts are genuine don't take it so seriously

>>103458750
hi flipflop, i almost came to watch but filian insists on collabing with the worst chuubas around (tricky)

>>103458818
anon discovers that different timezones have different people itt

>>103458869
nigga, that's not introversion, that's sociopathy

>>103458612
and if you scroll down a little bit on that page you'll see my point. dude isn't "regularly" streaming at those numbers, he got a 60x jump in viewership overnight very recently

>>103458758
>vedal and his unprofessionalism
true, ultimately its his fault for letting himself be influenced like that

>>103458624
say it ain't so...

>>103458898
Men want to be desired, too.

>you HAVE to leave your comfort zone, or you're a sociopath
Calm down, sis.

>>103458815
as if Shylily collab was some kind of win, these popular indies all used Neuro as a high-school whore, so they all could say they did it
Neuro was a "collectible" for many whores like her

>>103458869
unironically, most girls just melt down when confronted with an attractive introvert. Their brains can't process that men exist who are highly unlikely to ever make the first move.

>>103458765
And that's only the tip of the vcard iceberg.
The game launched with an ante system, where the winner would get some of the loser's cards

>>103458913
>he's only a 6view actually
literally makes no difference to the point

>>103458876
Nothing too crazy even happened besides him being embarrassed really so what is there to even talk about

>>103457575
borderline personality disorder

>>103459000
that's cotton strength

>>103458958
she was ready to do everything for him. all he had to do is meet her halfway

>>103458624
no capital letters, no paragraphing, no topic sentences, not reading

>>103458815
>you don’t even have proof of that ever happening
nigger, then why did camila end up apologising to shondo?

Shondal...

>>103459056
>going dutch!
>50%!
lol

lmao

That's not how it's going to go down with an introvert. You're getting the full "man trying to date a woman" experience, instead. Enjoy the 90%.

>>103459056
No woman will ever date an introvert with that attitude.

>>103458818
anon, you didn't actually fall for the FUD, right? you did buy the dip?

>>103458789
I agree honestly. I'd rate them Mega > Power gap > Crelly > Milk > another power gap > Aquwa

>>103458818
The author could have used Cotton as a last resort.

Think about it. Last time, they decided to imply everyone getting into relationships in order to appease those who prefer the main story over the subplot, but now that everyone is losing interest or leaving, they needed a backup plan: Cotton.

She's not a new character but a character from one of the pilot episodes. She is by the the best at flirting and rizzing and has made the immovable Vedal Passive Rizz met his match (even dominating him). This has obviously caused a lot of engagement to return, considering her controversial lifestyle of being a real whore.

I'm not sure if the authors made the right decision. It's looking more like short-term solution that'll be bad for the long run. They still need good content for the main plot.

is there anyone who would genuinely prefer neuroverse vcards over more official neuro merch?

>>103459000
It's the problem that most women do not have real strength to admit their interest directly to those type of guys they like them

My streaming hot take is that Ibai and his minions and HololiveJP are the only people in the entire streaming scene that know how to do an event

>>103459255
Well i like tcgs so 30 minutes ago i would have said i do, but after seeing what that one anon said i don't think i do

>>103459166
>>103459168
he sure looked very introverted flying out to visit all these cons in the us

>>103459320
>Introvert = shut-in
A common misconception.

people here discussing and clearly not understanding introverts as if they werent one too lmao

>>103458789
Crelly >> Aquwa > Milk=Mega
Milk is low because she's too soft-spoken and isn't shipbaiting with Alex anymore.
Mega's too feminine or smth.
>>103459295
Just make an official Swarm TCG with 1 card: Neuro. Simples.

>>103459356
Autistic freaks don't have the power of introspection and they couldn't tell you anything insightful or accurate about being an introvert, even if they are the most introverted person in the world.

>>103459344
you're the one implying that with "he never initiates"

>>103459199
S3 writers just have no idea what they want to do, this entore first half of the season was about the neuroverse falling apart, divorce arc, new characters popping in to replace old ones and heavy focus on slice of life neuro + twins chill streams, but it seems they just regreated it all and are bringing some of the old cast back? I can't predict where we are going into but i'm confused about certain decisions taken

>>103459344
Being introverted doesn't mean you don't go to events, outside, or hate interacting with people. You know that right

>>103459455
Let's just hope they don't fumble the neurocar, neuro concert, V3, or neurodog events that they've been teasing us with.

>>103459415
Initiation towards a relationship is different from going outside, socializing and drinking with friends.

Are you okay? Woman brain scrambled?

>>103459356
Nah, I'm speaking 100% from personal experience. I'm a shyboy, I've known multiple women who were so obsessed and downbad they were basically stalking me, telling everyone in earshot all the sex shit they wanted to do with me, yadda yadda. Inevitably they would come up with some elaborate rube goldberg plan to win my affection that had zero chance of ever coming together, but actually just talk to me about it? Never-ever.

And if I did show any interest it was even worse, because they'd instantly flip tactics back to the default "playing hard to get" mode, just digging a deeper hole for themselves. Eventually I learned to just write those types of women off, because the one thing they could never do in a million years is make the first move. I speak from experience, probably 90% of women in this world, if not more, have no idea how to approach an introverted male, even if someone wrote them a step by step guide they can't do it.

>>103459563
>drinking with friends
literally initiation towards a relationship. whatever gave you the idea relationships are required to be romantic?

>>103459548
>Let's just hope
enjoy those things next year, all half-baked and scuffed because Vedal couldnt be fucked and if it weren´t for Alex, he would have literally nothing to show off

>>103459579
nice fanfic, you sound like a 13yo fag with edgy sad boy edits in your TikTok feed

>>103459579
yeah, anon, you sure did pull all these bitches 100%

>>103459563
nta but those are all activities motivated by the prospect of social interaction? they are all equal. I guess some have long-term ramifications but that doesn't seem significant.

KEK!!!

>>103459579
cool, when are you coming out as trans?

for a subathon, crelly sure doesn't stream much

>>103459723
How high is her timer again?

>>103459406
i'm an autistic freak and i have this power though

>>103459723
And what do you think about cerber?

>>103459723
she owned up to being diseased from living in a room full of mold and sleeping all day

>>103459255
Kys i know you work fir vcards

>>103459813
she's perfect

>>103459813
Crelly is Ross Scott?

>>103459616
Being friends with an introvert still means the relationship is entirely under their control.

>>103459677
>that doesn't seem significant
I'm not Vedal, you don't have to soft sell marriage to me.

>>103459867
More like Zack Rawrr.

>>103459717
miss this menhera she's the reason for all these shippers but she was also the shield that kept whores in their place

I would marry crelly, honestly, maybe

vedal status?

>>103459956
Still thinking about the accident

>>103459871
you're keep saying all of this like she isn't an introvert as well.
in the end, you still reached the same conclusion as i posted in my original post.
she expected more and he "took control" and started to sperg out on his persona larp

WHERE IS CERBER???

>>103459723
>8hrs a day
>6days a week
wtf I didn't notice that. Yeah that is pretty low. Can't believe she said she was good at long subathons.

>>103460042
>persona
>LARP
ok

>>103460051
Cerbering around.

Nur mom live

>>103460078
you can't even begin to imagine

>>103460051
taking care of Vedal after his traumatic experience.

>>103460095
finally, some good content

>>103460096
If you think Vedal is acting as anyone but himself, the failure of imagination is not mine.

>>103460134
flanderized version of himself

>>103460051
To awnser that, you need to wonder where is vedal

>>103460095
isn't it a bit early to be playing league?

>>103460274
She’s adopting a nocturnal schedule to avoid IPN, since he’s in Japan again

>>103460274
>>103460337
>7 am is nocturnal
you niggas need to get a job

>>103460212
WHERE IS VEDAL???

Chat is this real???
https://files.catbox.moe/k1hc9n.mp4

>>103460524
On call with his catgirl wife

reposting
I like looking at the physics of Neuro's frog hat.
What would be a cute hat that would have lots of physics? There are spring antennae hat but I'm look for something a little less stiff. Maybe a hat with a long flagpole on it? Or a hat with an airdancer on it?
(it would be very cute if the twins had some kind of shared hat, but that sounds quite complex)

>>103460563
>rapes the dad
>then fucks the daughter
Delightfully Diabolical

wtf i was watching shoomimi and she just raided a stream with bo. i can't escape

>>103460749
what's wrong with uncle bo?

>>103460051
she got her nails done

>>103460524
>>103460585
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHsZ8jtqklE

>>103460337
ISRAEL

>>103460749
on the topic of shoomimi, kinda baka that she's going full streamer (same with uwo)
them being professionals is a decent chunk of the pull imo.

>>103460962
>8 scoops
How does one eat this without the whole thing just toppling over?

>>103461001
Ask Anny

>>103460095
does she know about poor vedal's rape?

>>103460337
>nocturnal
i see what you did there

>>103461107
All his orbiters are cuckqueans. They're into it.

>>103461132
but enough with the projection...

>>103460563
Are we sure Neurodog doesn't have a dildo attachment? Maybe that's how it broke

>>103461185
Okay, Toma. Maybe you aren't.

>>103459082
>nigga thinks she apologized out of the blue
retard, kiwifarm was exposing her public hate towards shondo on twitter and that made her apologize, it was just common grifter shenanigans

>>103460881
Is that her actual reason not to stream

>>103461222
How do you expose something public?

>>103461222
>common grifter shenanigans
thats what i´ve been on about this whole time, sorry if i dont remember every minor detail
camila is a grifting whore and i only mentioned shondo because she would be an infinitely better replacement for the hambeast

>>103461263
exposing it to the twitter schizos, discord didn’t care enough

>>103461187
It has room for the tail wiggle mechanism, it could be easily converted into a linear output mechanism

>>103461362
Ellie will make sure to test that out.

>>103461314
>shondo better than camila
nigga…. both are equally bad

>>103459579
nice try faggot

>>103461404
But maybe sex is better with the other

>>103461398
Completely in character

>>103461404
Shondo at least keeps to her mentally ill section of vtubing. Fatmila waddles her way through every clique and drama

>>103461404
fat, ugly and bitter bitches are much worse than some schizo pedobait

Just realized that chinatown blues cover has 1.8 million views in total

>>103461475
It's the best vedal song, deserved

If cottontail really scared off vedal from collabs and more songs, I'll be pretty mad.

>>103461475
neuro went crazy on that song, probably the best cover

>>103461555
We will have to see

>>103460966
its a reflection of the sad state of the world today, being a streamer is much more profitable and rewarding than being a doctor or scientist

:/

>>103461521
It has significantly increased the... misbehaviour of the girls around him.

>>103461571
Technically, real singers could make it better, because both original and cover are sung by computer voices.

>>103461605
just stream yourself being a doctor or scientist then

>>103461627
>increased the... misbehaviour of the girls around him.
What

>>103461605
hollywood is in decline. it's just a reorganization of labor to better fit the way people consume entertainment.

>>103461555
why do you think he's been working on neuro since the collab ended
he wants to get out asap but he has to make sure neuro is at the top of her game to soften the blow

>>103461555
>minus one whore
why would you miss that whore?

>>103461678
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ankfFN5Of_k

All source of Mini shipping happened afterwards, for once.

>camila is fat
how to spot a shonnigger that still uses an outdated joke, you could’ve at least used the roped ham

>>103461404
This

>>103461725
adrenaline that will wear off within a few days.

>>103461745
Holy leech

>>103461793
new bake minus bo

>>103461745
I just realized she sings mostly the parts with neuro as if she was singing with him, kyute

>>103461756
>joke
>newfag wasnt there for the the suplex stream
im so tired, this place is nothing but people from other fandoms promoting their whores

Camila lost weight guys

>>103461859
now that IS a joke

>>103461187
I doubt it, Ellie stopped taking commissions after someone tricked her into making a doctor who themed dildo...

>>103461885
>doctor who themed dildo...
its almost cute how retarded Ellie is lmao, does she still have the overprotective troons as mods?

>>103461885
no shot that's real

>>103461738
go back to reading school

>>103462028
dont have time, too busy watching Neuro´s mom to care

>>103458647
>but this just goes back to camila fucking things up, doesnt it?
no, he didn't realize who he was dealing with before it was too late. remember that the first collab only took place on her channel and was never touched again. it's not camila, vedal doesn't want to go near shondo with a 50m pole

>>103461885
Ellie is such a conundrum of a person, she needs some sort of child lock on her phone or something. There is no end to amount her autistic self she won't fall for, she is extremely lucky how she gets out this mostly ok at the end

>>103461834
>tourist calling a newfag newfag
maybe don’t use months old clips as proof retard

>annyfag
>esl
many such cases

>>103461673
1) HIPAA, 2) cool industry research is usually done under confidentiality, unless you just want to watch a grad student pipette at bench all day

>>103462210
nice cope, you werent there for the waddling clown, obviously

>>103462009
Someone asked her to make a waterproof sonic screwdriver
She connected the dots too late

>>103462280
there are more recent pics you’re just seething ar the air at this point

>>103461939
She does, I used to dislike Maple but honestly that's exactly the kind of mod Ellie needs

>>103462341
nah, it just means i dont watch that grifting bitch, its obvious you do, though
no wonder you love threadshitting so much

>>103462408
nga it was posted here, even more proof that you aren’t even from here

https://xcancel.com/chadakyo/status/1955721024869199898
>vedal: the sub isn’t real in britain
>
why does he keep lying?

>>103462502
it just goes to show how terminally /here/ you are, i dont mean that as a nolifer gotcha, just that only troons and retards live here every day

>>103462543 (me)
*sun
minor spelling mistake kill me

>>103462502
>>103462575
How about we threeway kiss and do an eiffel tower

>>103462674
do you want this shit to spill over to the new bread? no? then stfu

New bread is dead anyways

>>103462719
I want to be in the middle, just say yes pleaseeeeeeee

>>103460095
https://x.com/imooishiizo/status/1955260143190356028
https://discord.com/channels/340656475347222538/617210826767728657/1404991336142078112

the fuck happened

>>103464170
nothing