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>>103483247 (OP)
I LOVE HAGS
ONLY A FEW MORE THREADS TILL #500
2 THREADS AGO WE DISCUSSED MAKING A COLLAGE FOR THREAD #500
PLEASE REPLY TO THIS POST WITH YOUR FAVOURITE PICTURE OF YOUR FAVOURITE HAG AND A LIST OF OTHER HAGS YOU LOVE AND WANT INCLUDED

>>103483247 (OP)
Cute hags

>>103483347
I'll go first.
>Favourite Hag
Watame!
>Other Hags I Love
Botan!
Towa!
Sora!
Koyori!
Fubuki!

>>103483347
Rough choosing just one
>Favorite hag
Koyo
>Other hags
Pochi
Botan
Reine

>>103483347
Favorite hag - Botan
Others - Koyo, Fubuki, AZKi and Sora, and Pochi

>>103487275
Forgot that she’s actually a hag
Makes sense since she’s been around since ~2012

>>103487368
Yeah she's around 45. One of the oldest ENs.

>>103487368
It always amuses me that she's Lamy's sister too.

>>103488435
I love sunflowers. They were my grandfathers favourite.

I LOVE HAGS

>>103483247 (OP)
are you trying to seduce me?

>>103483347
>favourite hag
Ina
>other hags
Botan
Kanna Yanagi
Ember Amane
Fubuki

>>103492411 (Me)
honorable mention for Botan as I was going to post her as my favorite when I got remembered about Ina's age

>>103372668
https://x.com/sinRavNSFW/status/1956015893235880006

I saw in some of the other generals that VT League is happening again? Is /hag/ going to take part?

>>103494057
someone here need to step up and be the new caretaker

>>103495184
I really have no idea how to do PES (and sleep during remotely late matches)

>>103497007
caretakers don't have to do PES, they get tactic made for them, all they need to do is team building and sign up

Goodnight haggots.

>>103498026
Good night bro.

>>103483347
I love Subaru a lot!
She reminds me of a girl I was friends with as a kid

>>103483347
>Favorite hag
Korone
>Others
Subaru
Lui
Pochi
Towa
Mio
Koyori
and many more

>>103483347
Mio
>others
Primrose
Reine
Tower

>>103483347
>favorite
Cheating but these two.
And Botan too.
>others
Ina
Subaru
Fubuki
Korone
Koyori
Luna

>>103483247 (OP)
luv hags

I need a Japanese hagwife to cherish and procreate with.

>>103483347
>Favourite hag
Mio
>Other favourites
AZKi
All of Gamers next year
Towa
Polka
Koyori

My wife and our retarded daughter

>>103483347
>Favorite Hag
Noel
>Other Hags
Marine
Mio
Botan
Pochi
Lui
Kiara

>>103483347
>favorite
koone
>like
koyo
gamers
shuba

Love Korone
Simple as

!!

>>103518741
Dayum.

>>103518741
Holy sex

daily reminder that the most powerful chuuba is a turbohag

>>103521048
She's old enough to be my mother.

Got an email that my Pochi merch is available to ship so if any of my Pochi bros are here and wondering about yours check your email

>>103522025
Piggybacking this post to ask haggots: How would your mother feel about you bringing home someone her age?

Some of you guys are so fucking young lol

Pink cat segga

>>103522485
So what ? Kill yourself dramawhore

>>103522610
I don't think calling people young is starting drama. That anon is probably just an oji-san. Also Raora isn't a hag yet.

>>103522610
Is she a hag?
>So what
Nothing, I am just surprised at how many 19-22 year olds we have. For me, liking hags isn't much of an age gap thing unless we're talking about Botan, Korone, Watame or Luna.

>>103497007
You don't need to do anything. Just make an account on the divegrass wiki, and join the >dicksword and you can sign /hag/ up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Muicwt2mI3U
Big God Mio will be telling fortunes again later today!

>>103518741
This hag is boobing very boobily.

>>103523067
Aieeeee the witch will curse someone again!

it is spoopy how accurate she is sometimes, especially in bad readings

>>103523323
She predicted the month Kanata would suffer from kidney stones...

>>103522838
Funny you say that because these you mentioned are quite my age, yet emanate huge motherly vibes

>>103522805
Are you sure? Generally Italian women pass huge hag vibes, but I got it.

One day...

>>103522461
It would probably bother her, since she's somewhat conservative when it comes to that kind of thing. Also, my mom is a little too old. There aren't a lot of women her age who are still attractive. (Salma Hayek and Monica Bellucci can still get it though)

>>103522838
>>103524280
Raora has 2 years left.

>>103522461
She'll be happy because they can get along without being weird

>>103522461
That would be me going after someone twenty years+ older than the hags in here...

>>103522461
Not good in the slightest, she's expecting grandkids and that's just not happening in that situation.

I want to be showered in Fubuki's fluids too.

>>103518741
Its unreasonable for shota kun to have to deal with this

>>103531829
Based

>>103522838
Actually bud, I'm not in that age range, I'm actually 23....

>>103522317
Nothing yet for me

>>103533002
I'm shota kun

almost forgot to post, she's been celebrating her cat's birthday
https://www.twitch.tv/late_primrose

Goodnight haggots
We will all spoon or be spooned by a hag someday soon

>>103544977
Good night bro. I hope you're right.

>>103544977
considering this recent lewd dream of being straddled by Mio, I hope you're right

>>103483347
Tough choice

>Favorite hag
Darling~

>Other favorites
Polka!
Mio!
Marine!
Lui!
Koyori!

>>103547255
Nice legs.

>>103523067
Starting now!

>>103523323
There was another Tarot reader vtuber who predicted Vshojo was gonna implode.

The power of the Cards may be Real

>>103550138
Telling Botan's fortune now.

>>103523067
Album release party in Akihabara!

thinking

Is everyone watching their hag explore the Summer Park?

>ywn hold hands with your hag as you watch the fireworks together at disneyland
Feels bad man.

>>103551928
she will definitely sparkle after I'm done with her

>you visit fortune teller mio
>she can only answer yes or no
What do you ask?

>>103554585
You and I will be having sex all day today. Would you like me to light the scented candles on during?

>>103554585
Will this be the year I find myself a hag?

>>103549861
god i wanna bust the fattest nut of my life inside AZKichi

https://i.imgur.com/zZL7gbw.mp4
Open for lion laughter.

>>103553781
Well, at least you're not alone on that one. Keep going, WAGMI

Happy saturday haggots
Just golfed for the first time...dunno how people become so crazy over this shit

/vt/ League 9 is here and it's time to get our POI to participate! Reply to this post if you want /hag/ playing on next league

>>103566672
Yes please!

>>103566672
Calling it close anon. Much like real hags I guess.

>>103566672
I'd love to see /hag/ on the pitch again.

>>103566672
save me some eggs please

keep posting hags, we need the thread to archive to submit our POI

>>103566672
I could go for some divegrass

>>103566672
Given how well we've done in LOTB, maybe our soccer fate has changed?

>>103522461
but my mum is 65 and i am a manhag
so it would be perfectly normal for me to bring home a "hag" and she'd be happy as fuck. it would be slightly strange if she was literally her age, but not the weirdest thing imaginable.

>>103562850
>>103567665
*sniff*

>>103486542
She's melting?

>>103566672
haggots represent!

>>103570438
SEX

>>103566672
Our older ladies still have some fight left in them.

>>103554585
>will you marry me

>>103566672
>>103566802
I concur

Why the fuck are we on page 10?

>>103573771
idk but it's time to clock in


Weekend Hag Digest

YOUTUBE

Fuwamoco is in a group watchalong with Advent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTwfreav8SQ

Pekora playing FF IV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5QEK6YJ6hs

Koyori on Utawarerumono: Two White Emperors
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGQZXfkSjMQ

Subaru becoming the ultimate ninja in ultimate storm 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWERHboC7cI

DOOG continuing her Elden Rong playthrough
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IF3KOVrYpoM

Lui-nee will be having a couple streams over the next 12 hours ending with a 3/4 gamers collab in mario kart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unTtuN985sU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwDGIMYpbP8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJJRegEbFzk

Bonus: Chisaki will be revealing a new outfit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuMaC5KnCvQ


TWITCH

mecha rrat is playing mecha break (TW ex league player)
https://www.twitch.tv/irradiated_rat

two hags in a pod streaming together as usual
https://www.twitch.tv/namonaruvt
https://www.twitch.tv/ruarurivt

MapleAlcesia having a chatting session after otakon
https://www.twitch.tv/maplealcesia

Kaibyo (NEW) is platforming on Super Mario Sunshine
https://www.twitch.tv/kaibyo_arkynn

UnraisedHeart is collabing on Fallout 76
https://www.twitch.tv/unraisedheart

MyJazzPrincess (NEW) is having a Mass Effect
https://www.twitch.tv/myjazzprincess

WritingLamentation (NEW) has become a Vampire Therapist for the weekend
https://www.twitch.tv/writinglamentation

Perilune (NEW) collabing on L4D2
https://www.twitch.tv/perilune90


Enjoy the weekend haggots!

live /hag/

>>103576890
I was distracted by ERB's pits and tits in Justice3D sorry.

Slowly and softly plapping Pochi as to not cause her any discomfort during our lovemaking

>>103578303
Based considerate lover.

polka is an actual whore

>>103483247 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/live/UqRxjg0JiWw
https://kick.com/laranbonnie
Lolihag rabbit hunting

Man I Love Subaru

I want to go to hagket...

>>103580936
So do I.

>>103581377
i don't know how I would contain myself

I'm off to bed now haggots
and by bed I mean I'm gonna sit in my room and watch ww2 soldier interviews for 3 hours and look at my guns before I ACTUALLY fall asleep

>>103583782
based lol
sleep well

I wonder when Okayu will become a hag. It must be within the next several months.

>>103578303
Just let her be on top

>>103587376
>Not flat as a board
She's an imposter!

>>103589151
she's a very weak hag...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7fWewjcygo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7fWewjcygo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7fWewjcygo
NEPOLABO SCHOOL FESTIVAL STARTING NOW

I love JKs (Hags).

>>103591723
Forgot image.

Cool band.

I want to get wet with Botan too.

I wish I was that Nekko.

Extremely pretty outfits.

>>103592402
luv Shishiron's smile

I fucking love NePoLaBo bros.

This new song is so fucking good.

>>103591733
>>103591849
Describe the smell

>>103566672
Hell yeah

does your hagshi ever...?

>>103600087
My hagshi doesn't really get up to much which would involve getting her ID checked.

/hag/ has been accepted to play in vtl9

>>103603668
Hell yeah.

>>103601015
god the things i would do to this hag

>>103589151
Sorry anon but legs locked around my back in missionary with hand holding and kisses is my favorite position

>>103606746
I really like sweaty hags in damp school uniforms.

Dogs need a good breeding session desperately.
https://files.catbox.moe/o83an0.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/p7p3fd.mp4

>>103608247
Damn they really are slamming clams.

>>103606746
They need to invent a school for bags where they still have to wear uniforms

>>103605821
Moms are just better

One hag sexo please?

>>103610552
How should hag moms treat their daughters

procreative intercourse with sexy japanese hags

The new McDonalds meal is pretty good

>>103615445
With love.

>>103483247 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/live/zeJThDLIe9c
https://kick.com/laranbonnie
Lolihag bnnuy hunting again

>>103617897
This feels like some sort of innuendo

Twappi cute

>>103617897
This is a Wendy's thread.

https://x.com/ichijouririka/status/1957383573767368975
Are you guys prepared to cook for your hag?

>>103627953
I'd eat it but she better take care of my sausage later. It doesn't even look cooked.

>>103627953
Yes, and all the children we will have together.

https://x.com/ookamimio/status/1957465780611678403
This foul beast has been humiliated thanks to Azki.

>>103627953
Of course. Women like men who can cook.

>>103632359
That's what the furry little bastard deserves.

>>103632359
Azukichi is powerful...

>>103632359
Taiga does not forget, and Taiga does not forgive.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZJ9IZDTm-w
Koyo is on

>>103642077
I am watching.

Do you think you would get along well with your hag's father?

>>103643154
Probably once the awkward phase is over

What new divegrass players would you like to see play for /hag/?

roster here : https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//hag/

>>103643154
I think so we have a lot in common like wanting to treat his daughter like a child despite her age

HEY

>>103643154
As long as he isn't a total asshole, I don't see why not.

>>103643898
None really come to mind.

~Nya

>>103649813
I want to repeatedly creampie this fat MILF.

>>103653436
She's so old bros...

>>103653849
Holy shit I want to drink from those things so badly…

do you prefer women in their 30s or 40s

>>103656968
My hag is in her 30s so that's what I like most for now.

Miosha x Azki cover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aA1WjJfRQ3Q

If one of your favorite hags did a handcam without gloves and had clearly aged hands, would you still find her as attractive or is it strictly 2D hags you like?

>>103660675
I'm finishing then and there. I'm sure I like both but the post nut clarity should help me make sure.

>>103660675
I will massage and moisturise her hands for her.

>>103660675
I want a hag's worn hands to wear down my cock.

CookieSwirlC gave me a mature hands fetish >>103487275 I wish more vtubers embraced their old age with such confidence it’s so hot seeing them comfortable

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIOSHA

>>103660675
Of course I would. That webm of Pochi's hands always makes my dick twitch.

>>103664408
>webm of Pochi's hands
She’s shown flesh?

>>103664762
Built for giving handjobs to shota’s
In fact I’d go as far as to say she models the close ups in her doujins after her own hands

>>103664762
Fuck that’s hot. Would definitely hold tightly as I fill her sickly womb to the brim.

>>103608247
I love these dogs so much, bros. Also, I need to plap many hags until I've gotten them nice and bred.

Goodnight haggots. If someone bakes while I'm asleep I hope you will make it a Mio thread to celebrate her birthday.

Damn rip thread I guess

Middle-aged lion sex