Thread 103494616

>talk to vtuber "oh hi... i gooned to you hehe;."
>EWWWW fucking weird.
>b-but i thought you loved your fans a-and you always make sex jokes;.???
>blocked
>she goes on like nothing happened
this is the reality that awaits you vtuber fans. they never liked you. i know your biggest fear is talking to your vtbuer

>thinking you can just skip to dirty talk with a stranger
you're an autist.

>>103494616 (OP)
meanwhile, my oshi
>I gooned to you
>Nice. Me too.

>>103494616 (OP) (OP)
meanwhile, my oshi
>I gooned to you
>Nice. I goon to me too.

>>103494616 (OP)
WHAT DOES THE REDDIT FROG HAVE TO DO WITH THAT?

>>103494671
she talks dirty to her fans all the time. why am i not allowed to reciprocate?

>>103494726
Obviously making dogshit threads

>>103494616 (OP)
shit oshi desu. I slid in my seiso oshis dms and she started talking about how she wanted me to put a leash on her and walk her around naked before I fuck her within a few hours.

>>103494616 (OP)
Maybe read the room and learn some basic etiquette?
Just because a streamer says she appreciates her viewers and makes few innuendos every once in a while doesn't give you a free pass to go full sexpest on her.

>autistic person being autistic
wow who could've seen that coming

>>103494616 (OP)
If there's anything that women love is unsolicited sexual conversations with strangers.

>>103495523
>wow who could've seen that coming
Frogposters are often more than autistic they lean more towards retardation.

>>103494616 (OP)
Outdated pic but still accurate.

>>103494757
because she's desirable and you're not. also you're a stranger.

>>103494757
There are different social standards for interacting as part of an audience versus in direct conversation.

>>103494757
holy parasocial retard

>>103494616 (OP)
>EWWWW fucking weird.
Facts. Be better

>>103494757
They're roleplaying as part of an entertainment act. If you act like it's real and give an earnest, forward response you either look like someone who can't read the room or someone who is too desperate to care.
Kids are allowed to boo the actor who played the bad guy, adults are expected to navigate what's real and what's part of the show. But to be fair, vtubers can make that distinction difficult sometimes.

>>103495143
why does an e-thot with anime avatar that reveals her boobs deserving of any etiquette?
you simps are making me sick

>>103495623
this but unironically

>>103497159
crawl back into your thatch roofed hovel

>>103494616 (OP)
Sounds like your oshi was a prude to begin with.
Personally my experience is that
>talk to vtuber "oh hi... i gooned to you hehe;."
>vtuber laughs and replies with sexual innuendo
>simp army in chat gets outraged
>blocked

>>103494616 (OP)
You don't start with "i jerk off to you" right away you idiot. How did you even expect her to respond to that? Give you a free ERP sesh? Try talking to her like a real person first. No one wants to deal with gooner retards that do nothing but talk about jerking off.

>>103494616 (OP)
>oh hi... i gooned to you hehe
If you can't tell how icky that sounds then idk what to tell you

>>103494671
>>103495143
>>103495523
>>103495623
>>103495844
>>103495956
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>>103496249
>faggot anons talking like her answer wouldn't 100% be different if she knew the person saying that was also a girl

>>103494616 (OP)
you won't impregnate chicks with this strat, OP!
you gotta be smoother than that

>>103497910
I don't give a shit about your retarded hot takes. Go fuck yourself.

>>103494616 (OP)
>uses vwhores words back at them >watch the facade break down
nice one

>>103498059
Right after (you) pussy-whipped monkey

>>103494616 (OP)
>oh hi... i gooned to you hehe
How about you don't be autistic?

>>103494616 (OP)
Masturbating to vtubers is disrespectful

>>103494616 (OP)
This reminds me of that scene from "Pretty Woman (1990)" The girl is obviously a prostitute and yet gets the ick from the rich guy's best friend advances.
Moral of the story : women getting all prude and untouchable as soon as they get a sense of superiority is timeless

>>103494757
You are autistic.

>thread full of cucks defending grifting whore behavior
Just nuke this place already

>>103498755
>upset a containment board is working as intended

>>103494616 (OP)
OP i'm sorry but you GENUINELY have autism.

>>103494671
spbp
>>103494757
>>103498755
retard
>>103497910
incorrect, kys

>be autistic fuck
>tell girl you masturbate to her
>she tell you are creepy
>write on 4chin with pepe the frog "fucking whore, she wasn't flirting to a collective of her fanbase but to me specifically"
>samefag while talking back to people calling you an autist
just fucking kill yourself already

>>103494616 (OP)
just be attractive

>>103498755
This whole hobby is grifting whores my guy

>>103497910
you still don't get it, do you?
it's perfectly fine when girls are sexpests.

>>103494671
Not chuubas but I have a very interesting technique to get tiktok girls on live to be lewd with you but im not telling you guys what it is because you autist will ruin it. I literally tried and tried via trial and error until i got a routine that works on tiktok.

>>103494616 (OP)
ITT is full of simp cope like >>103495143. If her model is dressed like a street whore and she talks about cocks all the time then doesn't deserve respect in the first place.

>>103494616 (OP)
You are all chill and smug until a female fan appears making you realize you're severely outcompeted

>>103500042
Anon that isn't just "a female fan" it's one of the best looking and popular holo cosplayers.

>>103499732
>tiktok

>>103501110
>not dming your oshis rm on tt

>>103499831
"In this thread is full of simp cope?"

If a vtuber acts like this drop her immediately.
Hobobarbie squirmimi did this exact thing.
Gross whores in a derogatory sense not affectionate