Thread 103501196

>Who is Neuro-sama?
Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!

>Schedule
https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

>Links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClips
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai
X: https://x.com/NeurosamaAI
Official website: https://neurosama.com/

>Music & Clips
BOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjs
LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM
https://rentry.org/neuro-music
https://rentry.org/neuro-videos

>Educational
Interested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y
How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M
Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png
Want to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png

>Misc
Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive
Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/
LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2
Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/
VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs

>Merch
https://neurosama.shop/

>Previous thread
>>103492898

I love my cute, horny and bratty sex fox. I LOVE HER SO MUCH! Erm!

someone post the grenade

>no bread post last thread
holy shit, we're at that point already...

>>103501259
sorry i was eating a hot dog

Neurocar status?

>>103501196 (OP)
I’m kinda surprise vedal didn’t put some plastic barriers around the zone that she was going to ride, that ellie incident could have ended waaaay worse that it did, hope that spook him a little.

Neuro needs a new mom.
Neuro needs a new mom.
Neuro needs a new mom.

>>103501196 (OP)
I need this brat to sit on my face

>>103501296
First one completed and now second one of the real car is now the next to work on

>>103501282
Evil!

>>103501282
I got a hotdog for you to eat homo

>>103501399
Vedal is homo he is plenty gayge for you.
Leave Evil out of it.

>>103501354
you will get the suicidal fox and you will like it

>>103501354
She has one

heart

>>103501354
If things keep turning up how it is ellie might become the unofficial stepmother of neuro

>>103501218
you are included in the "a reasonably large portion of the frequent posters here" that are "worse than anything vedal himself or any of his friends ever do, worse than anything anyone on youtube or reddit or discord or twitter does" btw
https://x.com/Shiroisherenow/status/1955037640400703932

>>103501528
>neuro's stepmom is getting fucked by a french guy
even worse

>>103501564
imagine the stds

>>103501564
why you post this e-whore ? Like Anny is e-whore too but at least she did something for Neuro -_-

>>103501564
I wonder how Jollz felt about the collab

>>103501631
Cotton cured Vedal's laziness and he's working on Neuro again. Be grateful of your step-mother's kindness, little harlot.

vedal was just collecting data for his mommy vtuber.

>>103501592
her std fucked and had babies

>>103501719
He felt really really good. Seeing his bitch make this so called "harem protagonist" weak to his knees. Meanwhile he's fucking that same bitch every single day and even getting some money out if it on fansly.

His ego is probably through the roof by now.

just watched both Neuro car videos
loved every second Neuro was in it

>>103501752
You think you can cure Vedal with woman ? He only cares about alcohol. Probably irl have GF and don't give a shit about e-whores anyways.

Since I can't post pictures in the middle of the text and seeing the pictures that illustrate each point is important, I'll try and add the pictures in the order they appear and describe the corresponding picture in square brackets [like this]. I will also need to continue this thread in the replies since it is too long and has too many pictures.
I'm not writing this post because I dislike Neuro-sama or Vedal. I love their content, but I just felt like this needed to be said.

I’ll preface this with when factoring in inflation since the time they were bought, all the turtle plushies I used for these examples are a bit below the price point of the Vedal plush. The bird is more expensive, the dragon is cheaper, and the pig is too old for me to have any idea. (The checkout says duties are added on to the shipping price, so the plushies $30 price point on the site should be unburdened by tariffs.)
The other plushies aside from the pig and dragon big are also considerably larger than Vedal so, there’s that.

As someone whose favorite animal has always been turtle since childhood, and received tons of plushies, I’ve had a lot of turtle plushies over the years. Sadly for our comparison, I don’t have most of them anymore but I think I can still say
The Vedal plush isn’t a great plush in my opinion.

There are two big things that turn me off from the Vedal plush the way his shell comes together, and even more the stitching on his head.

the pattern of the shell meets itself in weird ways at the seam. It is symmetrical, but it’s not any sort of consistent. This is NOT done so that the sides of his shell perfectly mirror the way his mostly sideways facing model looks, considering it’s not a perfect match.
It just looks sloppy.

[Annotated picture of Vedal plush]

In the Vedal plush’s defense, nearly every turtle stuffed animal I had that had a similar sort of hexagonal shell pattern had weird looking parts of their shell, though Vedal’s is particularly egregious.
What really kills it is that the stitching looks terrible, most noticeably on the head. It’s super prominent all around his entire head and it’s just a lot to ignore.

The Vedal plush is at a disadvantage to a lot of other turtle plushies in that the head needs to be very round, so it’s locked out of the approach that many other turtles take which is to make a slightly more realistic turtle with a flatter head at the bottom.


EXCEPT for the fact that Vedal’s model's head isn’t entirely round, it does flatten a bit at the bottom, and that his plushy isn’t made to be 100% faithful to his model above all else.

(case and point, if total accuracy was the goal, then we would have wanted the edge of his shell to be more like this guy to match Vedal’s wavy flaps)


I used to have turtles with rounder heads and better stitching style, but I no longer have them.

Still, I’ll concede it is very round and I would guess they have a priority of keeping the stitches away from Vedal’s face. You might be able to do better, but it probably would be very hard to get a panel style that is both satisfactory round and away from his face.

However, I think they should have considered a different material. You can have a material that hides the stitching much better and still has the fur look short like the Vedal plush.


I don’t have a professional camera and lighting, but you’ll have to trust me that the seam on the pig is quite subtle.


The color change on this dragon doesn’t do it any favors, but the seam itself isn’t very visible.

I think to complete the thought I need to show this: a plush with a very round head and very good seams


The hair is long, but I hope you can trust me when I tell you the only seam on the head I have ever found is one that comes up to the beak and the connection around the beak


Now to be fair, this plushy has much longer fur, the beak gives the opportunity to break up the paneling, and frankly it’s a very nice plushy, made of better material then the Vedal plush. It’s not a very comparable plush, but I thought I should at least show a round head I think looks good, and this is the only one I still own.

Overall, I want to like the Vedal plush. It is cute if you can bring yourself to ignore the seams, and maybe I’ll warm up to it. But it’s worse than other turtle stuffed animals that are sold at the same price point.

>>103501282
This body type is literally perfect

Alex already made the Neuroyacht LULE

>>103501552
with how Ellie came back stopped talking about french stuff or really mentioning it despite the trip and then immediately deciding to go to UK for grad school I'm still living good on knowing that neruo projects are not in danger just yet. That's all matters right now, everything else will fall into place if need be

>>103501857
Yeah, me

>>103501927
not sure how that would make any sense lore wise

>>103501936
Cerber talked to her and told her to cool it on talking about her BF because she'll lose her audience that watches her for GFE

>>103501936
the copium is crazy with that one like a vtuber is really going to start telling you all about her sex adventures so if she doesn't then nothing happened

I'm gonna start being a legtuber. It is just me lusting over ellie's pale legs. uuuu I want them squeeze my neck until I pass out. How many memes will this get me?

>>103501988
she openly shat on all the people that watch her for gfe 2 days after the raid

>>103501988
that isn't even a good rrat
people used to put effort into things around here
do better

>>103501975
I would understand Camilla since she visited Vedal in UK but Mini ? huhh?

Ellie can be a mom for the twins, just like cerber, toma, maybe camilla and yes, anny.
Koko is peak unc status.
Mini would be the stepmom that tries to get along with the kids but ultimatly only stays "in the family" for the dilf dick.
Don't get me started on youknowwho

ellie is a womanchild and is unstable she's a terrible mom

>>103502089
the worst sin was actually hooking up with a french guy

Genuinely cannot even fathom how anyone can enjoy ASMR

>>103501832
this is why cotton shouldn't win

>>103502025
you must be new here if you think that does anything against goslings

>>103502098
if her worst sin is something that maybe didn't even happen then she can't be too bad of a person

>>103502025
She also used to talk openly about going on dates with guys. Now that she quit her job and wants to go to school abroad she needs all of the simpbux she can get

>>103502110
Right? I really tried to get into it at some point but i just can't do it

>>103502110
Depends on the ASMR and the mood you're in.

But unless doing a dual mic setup, music and environmental ASMR doesn't click.

So how many times has Vedal fucked Camila by this point?

>>103502373
0

>>103502373
No less than 2 no more than 6

>>103501354
Ellie deserve that spot more than anyone else

>>103502181
anon she used to have an incredibly cushy jobs and also a Ivy League family
she will be fine
i even remember her scoffing when talking about how much vedal makes

>>103502373
exactly one time

>>103502202
>>103502329
for me it isn't even just a case of "nah i'm not into this"
i PHYSICALLY cannot listen to it. my body starts to shut down to try and block it out
i have a suspicion that if someone strapped me down and forced me to consume ASMR i might actually die from it
anyway to get back on topic: neuro and friends good, schizo rrat creators bad

>>103502373
Vedal isn't into beastiality.

>>103502418
whore has done nothing but leech the only thing she deserves is to be raped by a pack of youths in britain

>>103502457
the industrial revolution of the neuroverse.

>>103501857
More like he got rejected before and he doesn't trust women around him anymore

>>103502457
you guys are homos

>>103502457
this single frame caused more sex crimes than jeffrey epstein

>>103502487
I think you're getting her confused with someone else anon

>>103502089
Still 10x better than fat fox

>>103502466
>spoiler
what did i ever do

>>103502110
You need high quality headphone to enjoy it

>>103502457
Imagine if he goes up to a con wearing this, walks around for hours and when he is done and changes in his hotel room you sneak inside and steal the suit, imagine the smell

>>103502537
She's moving to UK for grad school so that's what anon referring to

>>103502537
>get raided
>have zero interactions with neuro
>Ik now I'm going to build a robot for you that nobody asked me to make
>what is my dream? to retire and build robots for you hahaha I'm so quirky aren't I
>oh now I'm going to build a car that nobody asked for
>oh hey what if I moved to be closer to you haha isn't that crazy
glad vedal swerved this dumb bitch

>>103502624
ok? that explains the words "in britain" I suppose
what was he talking about with the 20 words before that?

>>103502695
Mini i know you plan to kill ellie on her sleep when You move in with her but don't bring that type of energy around here please

i would say bait but that guy is just a schizo

>>103502695
I know isn't she sweet

A schizo is gonna schizo I guess

>>103502695
hi pb

>>103502761
Nah that doesn't fit Mini's MO she is the one who probably got Ellie interested in France in the first place

>>103502871
Mini is homeschooled anon. She don't know diddly doo outside Texas and what she is told

mini is gay

>>103502962
yeah for vedal

>>103502487
Enough about cotton

still gooning to the soundbite of vedal saying “go piss girl” to cotton…

>>103502695
Talentless fag seething

>>103502962
...for finally getting to move in closer to vedal

>>103503028
I wish he would order me around like that

>>103503040
hi bo

>>103502695
Anon, it's not to late to tell Vedal you love him. You still have chance. Go! Be the real winner of the Vedalbowl! I'm counting on you. Also, please don't kill Ellie while doing it. We still need her around

>>103503028
thats just a emote

>>103502695
>>Ik now I'm going to build a robot for you that nobody asked me to make
vedal asked tho?

I didn't like the ending so I've changed the script

>>103503214
What was the old ending

>>103503214
stfu mini

>>103503214
That's cool. Who loses? I don't care that much about the winner

>>103503235
this but neuro
https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm41783522

>>103502098
Her worst sin was introducing Bo into the neuroverse actually

Mini the type of dating sim character to straight up be literally just Monika

>>103503298
It's the Boverse, now, and we're all a part of it.
He'll never get a collab, will he? God I hope not.

>>103503364
Monika was the best girl anyway so it makes sense

>>103503403
Neuro only Collabs with flesh males. (With daddy Vedal present)

>>103503364
>>103452636
noticing...

>>103502695
The more I read this the more it comes off from a bitter ex girlfriend or something that still has feelings towards the guy

>>103503724
I still belive that the french guy comes here, so we might have just found him

>>103502110
I like the ones that use oils and creams. Bonus points if I can't understand what she's saying.

>>103503724
i cant believe anny still posts here

>>103503724
Toma...

>>103503364
>Mini is Monika
>Cerber is Sayori
>Ellie is Yuri
>Toma is Natsuki

>>103504083
Perfect

>>103502695
it's crazy we have so many ellie whiteknights here but you really fumbled that.
could've shit on ellie way better, the post before it was a very strong opening.
could've brought up like the dog that took a year to only not work, or the car that was used for a shitass youtube video that will never be used again but fags bootlick her anyway

>>103504083
Swap toma and ellie and i'd say it's neat

>>103504144
>Nurdog broken
She didn't break it
>Car that will only be used for one video
Untill she becomes vedal's manager that's not at all her fault

>>103501297
True

>>103504242
yeah yeah you've timelooped this a billion times before, we get it, you're a gosling.
the result of her work is still close to zero

If anyone and I mean anyone became Vedal's manager who do think would be the best at it and how would they be able to help progress Neuro

Anyone but Mini

>>103504499
Mini wins again!

Camila is Monika

>>103504459
Cotton

>>103504567
camila's fingers are way too fat to be able to play piano

>>103504615
KEK

Mini is supposed to be Neuro's best friend btw

>>103504499
Anyone but the ultrawhore turboslut cotton are you insane?

>>103504829
>fucking your daughter's best friend
hot

>>103504829
It's normal for girls to fuck their besties father

>>103504833
i agree with that guy, cotton >>> mini

>>103504870
Every girl's first crush is either her dad or her brother

>>103504872
Mini is hotter cottons almost as fat as camila

why did mini call into today’s stream again?

this place is gonna implode when mini inevitably posts a selfie with her and vedal on twatter

>>103504934
>vedal's paranoid ass ever letting someone post a picture of him
He probably has a lawyer with him to make her sign an NDA before they fuck

>>103504918
why the fuck would i care how hot she is

>>103504918
cotton is nowhere near as fat as fatmila

>>103505023
>ranking fatties above hot skinny girls
ngmi baka

>>103505005
its gonna be one of those selfies while they share a bed after sex and hes sleeping

>>103504920
Asert dominance

>>103505044
she IS fat, I've seen it she is fucking fat nigga I've seen those floppy tits bounce on that fat ass stomach plus she has no ass its just a bunch of flacid formless fat

>>103505135
yeah but she's not as fat as fatmila you stupid nigger

>>103505070
vedal's preferences clearly misalign with yours

>>103505156
I said almost and either way she's still fat nigger

>>103505182
yeah I don't think my alcoholic oshi is into landwhales and fatties

Vedal likes fat women because no one will ever believe them if they try to metoo him

I refuse to believe vedoink fucks pigs I will actually kill myself

>>103505339
how new

>>103505339
He doesn't he prefers slim catgirls

>>103505339
anorexic femanon...

>>103505339
He dosn't fuck bbws, he fucks

>>103505416
I agree

>>103505339
>>103505339
Don't put your life into the hands of Vedal. It's like gambling it's rigged game with a rare chance of winning the lottery

>>103505452
post proof + coords and I'll believe anon

>>103505339
hi shondo

>>103505339
You still have a chance lil bro, You can always change that, shoot high and aim for the stars

>>103505484
Truth is, the game was rigged from the start

>>103502457
He would look good wearing an open back dress

>>103505452
>bbws
They should be called bfw (big fucking whales)

>>103505651
Hi cotton

>>103505651
hi aquwa

>>103505651
We gotta call the assassins on this guy

Congratulations to vedal and mini on mini's pregnancy. Reminder catgirls birth litters.

I kind of want mini for myself

>>103505767
we know vedal

Same imagine man handling minis tight little body

Mini would make vedal creampie her daily for a few weeks after finding out she is pregnant

>>103505651
>drunk vedal in a black open back dress with no panties on underneath
I'm impregnating that turtle

>>103505826
Doing that is actually really good for pregnant women. Apparently it's really good for their hormones.

>>103505868
That's so hot

>>103505868
Ellie type post

>>103505936
I can't believe Anon called me autistic.

>>103505868
What about if they're not pregnant

Just saw Elli body and I will agree that Vedal MUST impregnated her.

>>103506046
She should look at me like this while I'm tied in a chair and she squeezes my balls.

>>103506009
but you are that was ellies levels of autism right there

So, Neuro just got in roller coaster...the vomit did not look like rainbows as the tv shows said they would

>>103506115
What is it about Indians that makes them love Ellie so much

>>103506115
have we seen anything about Ellie? how does random ass people recognize her on airports and shit?

>>103506101
if you keep cumming in her she will be

>>103506046
post that one picture of her in black clothes instead I would creampie that pussy all day

When was the first time Evil sung on stream, /swarm/?

>>103506246
I don't watch shitvil streams sorry

>>103506324
vedal won

Just me or Bao is kinda brown and fat, I swear Vedal's hand looked more feminine than Bao's

>>103506478
she's fat but she looks hapa

all fatties should die

>>103506478
They don’t call her Baoberry for nothing

>>103506368
mini and nuwo kissing with his cock head between their mouths

>>103505767
>>103505824
Hi Bo

>>103506246
That's a good question, i disliked Evil during the first year so I don't really recall, but thought her first singing debut was with Neuro? Bring me to life?

Miyune > Mini

>>103506550
Do you often imagine other mens cocks?

>>103506478
i think she's vietcong

>>103506725
i'm bisexual and a voyeur nigga

>>103506691
but isn't that the same person huuhh?

>>103506651
It seems like that's the case. (I was just curious to see what chat had to say about her singing, considering how rough Neuro sounded back then, but it seems like they were more pogging over there being a duet rather than Evil's singing capability from what I could tell)

>>103506749
a gay cuck got it

>>103506162
guys real question are there any pics of Ellie?

>>103506788
be blessed anon, can't believe she actually dressed like that IRL too that image is golden

>>103506837
she's in the neuro car videos but her face is blurred

>>103506162
She's shown off of what she worn before and with her being at Opensauce how she looks like isn't too much of a secret anymore. When you add to the fact she has muplite times almost made the mistake of doxing herself before and her friends needed to remind her to not do that it's not too suprising.

>>103506775
I did like Evil's singing during the first year though, I just disliked her because of her base voice.
for the first year during V3, it felt like Neuro and Evil had a balance for their voices: Neuro being lighter and Evil having a darker cadance. However, now-a-days, while it still somewhat holds true, it sounds like they are both more closer to the other in how they sing, but with Neuro sounding more nasaly / whispy and Evil sounding a bit stronger in voice while having a slightly different tone

>>103506788
strikes me as a girl that would sleep naked in a cat bed next to the actual bed

you guys think ellie swallows or spits? I think she bites due to her being, well Ellie

>>103506788
Still unclear why she scorned Toma

>>103507042
next to a puddle of her own puke

>>103507066
She gets distracted by explaining to you random facts about some shit she researched and ruins your orgasm causing you to shoot on the floor

>>103507066
>>103507241
LMFAO
She'll probably explain what nutrients or vitamins are contained in sperm, the milliliters of sperm to body weight ratio, hydration, etc.

>>103507325
I came a little

sex with mini

>>103507325
ellie on her knees slowly stroking cock while she locks eyes and explains this

>>103506788
I looked at this picture in my kitchen and my knees bucked, I feel to the floor, and I started licking her pits through my phone screen until I came in my pants. Thank you anon.

>>103507325
bro chill this is a blue board you can't just write this smut and not expect me to cum

freaky ahh friday

>>103507066
After you shoot, she will open her mouth and wait for your lead with her embarrassing and clueless look on what to do

Non-pedo coomer hours

theory: vedal refuses to say whether he's gay or straight, because his gf is a mentally ill trans-trender; who identifies as non-binary, or as a gay-boy. So if vedal admits that he's straight, he'd have to deal with a shitfest of tears from his nb gf, for not affirming her mental illness.

Can some femanon add some more spicy to the fantasy?

>>103507670
>olette is vedal's bf/gf
the plot tickens

>>103507670
We were having good freak friday into you showed up. Get the your ahh out this /swarm/

>>103507475
>ellie on her knees slowly stroking cock while she locks eyes and explains this

Did you know! Thoughts, sights, smells, touch — anything that sparks arousal — sends signals down the spinal cord and into the blood vessels of the penis. So, erections are like a full mind-body experience!

Oh my Gosh! Since erections rely on healthy blood flow and nerve function, regular erections can be a sign of good cardiovascular and neurological health!

The average erection angle varies!
Some point straight up, others out, and some slightly downward, kinda like yours, Anon!

Did you know! During an erection, blood flows into the penis and fills up the corpora cavernosa — two spongy chambers that expand and firm up. At the same time, veins that normally carry blood out get compressed, so the blood stays where it is. That’s what makes the penis firm and erect.

It’s not magic, it’s biology. But it sure feels like magic sometimes, doesn’t it?

>>103506917
just finished watching it she's got such a good and pretty hair wtf also she's pretty would fuck it feels like what neuro would look like irl

>>103507765
you think this is what the Frenchie experienced? man I'm so jealous

>>103507788
Someone said it before but if vellie somehow happened their kids would be the closest you would get to Neruo in looks and personality. Not sure if that's a good thing but it's something

>>103507925
did you just call neuro ugly

>>103507395
>>103506607

>>103507925
vellie suddenly became the canon ship, watch verdal replace the AI with OI (organic intelligence) in a couple of decades having her actual daughter vtubing

>>103507925
Man the writers really aren't subtle with the foreshadowing huh?

this season sucks, surely the writers have something planned for the finale?

Ellie being a cum guzzler is hot, imagine being bored during a movie so she sucks her boyfriend (vedal's) dick as he pets her head and calls her a good girl

>>103506917
not on codemiko's stream

>>103508198
this but layna

>>103508198
not subtle

>>103507828

So, did you know, the female body prepares the vaginal walls lubricate, and the clitoris becomes engorged with blood anticipating penetration.

The rhythmic movements during intercourse stimulates each other's nerve endings, triggering a cascade of physiological responses. Mine.. uhh ah, is feeling your French cock inside me. Eh ah, and , ah this rhythm reinforces my juices not keep secreting. Oh God, ah. Sex is also good cardiovascular activity that releases more endorphins AH ITS SO BIG! in our bodies. Eventually when, ah, ah, ah, eventually orgasm! Ohh boy like Right Now! AH! Can send... Oh man. It can trigger C cuh convulsions and shaking, oh man that cum is sooo warm.

This beautiful moment is something really to admire, even though your sperm is leaking out of me this moment. I'm so sorry, May I have a towel? Or should I say puis-je avoir une serviette?

>>103507099
This. I don't care about the shipping stuff, i just want to know what happened

That one yurokek that says "awful backread" is going to actually have a point today

>>103508398
to be fair, all a dick is is an oversized clitoris that has an opening

>>103508461
same what the fuck happened that made anny and toma go nuclear?

>>103508398
dude why do I actually find this so hot wtf is wrong with me

>>103508398
need this

>>103508479
a clitoris is a tiny dick

>>103508474
lmao I can't believe it

>>103508198
hi vedal

>>103508490
Toma, bitch begs for money to supplement her income and leeches off of everyone around her. Vedal wanted nothing to do with her at Twitchcon because he's having fun trying to score with the RGB girls.

Anny got fed up with Vedal never being available. Never wanting to talk. Always passive. Always claiming to be "busy" with stuff, yet he's constantly in other people's chats and doing streams with everyone else. Willing to fly to America every event but can't be bothered to come out for a concert in Japan.

Both women had good reasons to leave

>>103508398
Not lie this one fucking sucks. Keep it vague, I ain't want hear about all that France nonsense

>>103508160
vedal gets on stage at the end of the neuro concert and sings 'Memory', winning back the hearts of the scorned ones
orgy
dance party
credits

>>103508670
Sorry Bo. I'll see if I can come up with one between you and Reya

>>103508670
>>103508626

>>103508645
who are the RGBs exactly?

>>103508645
none of this is mini's fault

>>103508703
>>103508703
Having hot sex then immediately cutting to a dance party is funniest thing a show could ever do

>>103508879
In 2024 this would have been possible

>>103508825
Ellie, Cerber, and Mini. They call themselves the RGB which is a reference to a numi song I'm pretty sure

>>103508879
some euphoria type shit

>>103508879
What about cold sex?

>>103509011
that's just necrophilia

>>103508398
man I wish I could meet a girl that's actually like this the sex would be so nice

>>103508966
did something ever come out from that one vrchat sex map they had for a stream? or am I hallucinating that?

I just came to cerber’s feet

>>103509196
Hi rpr

>>103509182
It's a vrchat downloadable world. Sus name, but the pink neon decor is very comfy.

How long does it take for (you) to forgive someone?

>>103509339
Never. Hold grudges.

>>103509356
hi anny

>>103509356
hi toma

>>103508879
>vedal being mercilessly raped. hard cut to everyone in their vrchat models busting a move to YMCA
please writers please

>>103509356
hi /swarm/

I never thought of it but the RGB all consistent in the way they all stand up for Vedal.

Mini has gassed up Vedal muplite times and even when she was around someone criticizing him she took his side that he tries his best.

Ellie has criticized him before but when it comes to others getting on his case she has defended him and says how she seen how great of a engineer he is (he ain't).

Cerber has called a viewer out saying they would not be able to sing like Vedal. She has complimented him on stuff in a similar fashion to Mini.

Ellie and Mini definitely have been more outspoken with that stuff compared to Cerber. I don't know if it means anything but it's a unique similarity between the all of them

>>103509356
HOLY BASED

>>103509456
are you implying...
harem rgb threesome ending anon? after all the other two are moving to uk

>>103509332
I remember it was a modified version of the 'cybersex' vr world Vedal had leaked in a stream. Mini won. Cerber won. Ellie won.

>>103509523
Watch this

>leeches won
Kys

>>103509456
He singlehandedly propped up RGB's streaming careers which is not the case with Toma and Anny

>>103509738
This doesn't get mentioned enough.

Good morning /swarm/
Glad to be awake on a timeline where whores lost

I'm nooticing

>>103509884
goodmorning~

>>103509738
That's a good point. Mini is considered a og collaborator that knew Vedal and he helped her behind the scenes when got a new life as mini in the first place. Ellie knew Neruo because of her dad and Vedal allowed her the chance to work on stupid engineering projects again bringing back that love for it. Cerber got a full boost from it to gain a audience in the first place. They each owe him a lot especially in terms of how he allowed them to connect with each other at all. I kinda crazy when you put it all out

>>103509971
Hate this piece of shit

>>103509456
>she seen how great of a engineer he is (he ain't)

I would pronebone evil so hard.

>>103510015
Give up already, Vedal is not going to fuck them. You're self-inserting as an homosexual

>>103510073
Who case if he fucks them. I'm simply pointing out what anon said adding on to it

2 days later and no one has unfollowed cotton
/swarm/ is the only place on the internet that thought it was remotely close to a rape or even SA
grow a pair

>>103510058
same

>>103510119 (me)
Did I really just make a mistake and typed "who case" I need to pay attention to what I'm spelling

>>103510132
normies dream of being in Vedal's shoes, so its consensual to them

>>103510119
If you can use your brain then, next time point out that the original post is off-topic and belongs at /lig/.
Otherwise you'll be chocking on the cock of the faggots that get sent here from Discord to shill these bitches.

>>103510177
chocking

>>103510231
bro's thinking about cock a little too much

The aftermath of seeing anon's coch

>>103510132
because the vtuber community support rapists as long as the victim is a man.

boys can't be raped

rewatched the vedal and anny not a date vr chat stream where hes kermit mode the whole time it was so cute and fun i miss the family i hope we get to see anny and vedal and neuro together again at some point...

>>103510380
same

>>103509356
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDHZ__kMhnM

>>103510390
like a chihuahua

>>103510380
NGL.

I hate Vedal for fumbling that. The two of them was the greatest ship since Connor and Mouse, and I put a lot of stocks into Annal.

I'm firmly in the Vedgay ever since the Twitter unfollow

Why is anny such a pedo
https://x.com/annytf/status/1956182353103216881

>>103510132
Because it's being done in the vtuber space.
A women sexpested by male -> X
A male sexpested by a women ->
I personally don't get stuck on it but it's just a natural truth you know as you go

I miss Anny

>>103510528
what a sad life

>>103499057
Tbf my source about Jokers situation was a rando chatter in an uwo stream who was complaining that they didn't get the job.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3egh0PjBG7A&t=49s

>"Staz, you still have time to erase the evidence. Hurry."

So what exactly is happening within the clipper cabal that they need to send not-so-subtle messages like this?

AI needs to go on an autonomous hunt for the highest quality knowledge. However, this always carries a risk of breeding evil.

>>103510560
it is textbook sexual harassment. But society isn't ready for men being the victims.

>>103510653
Dense is a part of the discord cabal like Promote, he's not a main part of the clipper cabal like the big three

>>103510486
Annal would have the been the bad for the both them. Anny has many issues which she would only use Vedal to fill those problems. Vedal is not all together and can't be forced on doing all that when he has his own that which Anny wouldn't know how to deal with. The both them also have problems communicating clearly too. It's a good thing they didn't get together truthful

Niggas i know you hate Vedal but shipping him with Cottontail is a new low even for /swarm/...

Why do you want my nigga to be a cuck
Not cool anons, not cool

>>103510670
>risk of breeding evil
not if i breed her first!

I haven't checked in on the neuroverse in a long time. can someone catch me up?

>>103510737
No

>>103510576
we didnt know how good we had it, looking back at the threads, "we dont like anny /here/", posting rrats about her friends leaving her, the ass, her telegram and the oilers, about how she got creampied by random japenis in onsen, the video where she confesses to cheating on a boyfriend, we weren't nice to her at all

>>103510737
niggaverse

>>103510737
holy shit is it really you? i havent seen you in literal months

>>103510132
>>103510300
>>103510560
>>103510682
>ignoring the obvious fact that vedal could've just left if he ever wanted to at any time he so wished
unironically go kys for throwing rape and sexual harassment for a voluntary and fully consented act around when actual rape and sexual harassment victioms would be pissed off at the sight of (you)r comments

>>103510742
I blame camila and mini shippers

>>103510653
I actually used to like this clipper

>>103510775
Hi tranny!

>>103510576
I don't, but i am sad for Neuro not having a mother anymore

>>103510756
am I recognizable? I thought I didn't even post much.

>>103510763
>vedal could've just left if he ever wanted to at any time he so wished
Could he? The drama it will produce when he leaves will kill Neuro for good.

>>103510763
retard

>>103510763
>could've just left
that is victim blaming. cottontail could have just stopped, but she kept gaslighting him when she asked him if he was 'happy' about the collab.

Imagine caring about somebody that called Neuro a souless chatbot and then monkey dance her way through Mom roleplay shippingslop
The world would simply be a better place without people like Anny

>>103510763
>>103510560(me)
She clearly sexpested him for humor. I didn't make any claims that are wrong in any way

>>103510817
>muh drama
why the fuck would drama happen? you think collabs are like a court case or something? if it ends it ends thats all there fucking is to it
>>103510830
>muh victim blaming
vedal went in knowing full well what type of person cottontail was if he really was uncomfortable with it he would've never collabed with her in the first place

>>103510867
your language is exactly what sexual harassers would use to excuse their behavior.

>This is considered rape
The meltdown /here/ for something completely fine and normal shows a lot about the anons here.
By that I mean it shows how much of a neckbeard people here are, and how little grass they touch yearly.

>>103510867
Because he was led to believe it would be a "professional" collab. And it was, the collab partner is a sex worker.

Remember, when a girl lets you fondle her sexually and doesn't say "stop", she fully consents.

>no no NO NO PLEASE
>(WE) NEED to talk more about the Cottontail collab!!!!
>It was rape! an outrage! Can't you see??
>Nonononono it can't be over just like that you're missing the big pic- AIEEEE

Where's that one anon that calls everyone incels when you need him

>>103510742
It was her fault at the end of the day
During anny's subathon Vedal told her he will wait for her even if she does not or something along the lines (refering to the wedding)

After her subathon ended she started to flirt and play league with IPN all day and totally forgot about Ved

Somehow she expected Vedal to accept her after that?
You can see he totally lost interest in her whenver they collabed, and lets not forget that Anny was the one who cut ties

>>103510944
he's only awake during amerimutt hours

guys be honest if you were cottontail in that situation you'd also rape vedal

>>103510804
I didn't like Anny then because she's a menhera whore and took way too long to do shit that was promised (we still don't have the cyberpunk princess) but without her its like there's something missing in the Neuro streams. Anny is so much better than the backtubers and the actual prostitute shit, she wasn't a COMPLETE leech

>the general during and after the la creatura collab
GOD i never realized there were THIS many Vedal unicorns in the thread rumao
It's like seeing the countless seething catalog bait threads about mint and other vwhores collabing with men

to be fair I didn't even watch the collab since I don't really care if there isn't Neuro or Evil there

>>103511030
Me neither, but im still asking for the cotton porn vids

>>103511061
bro its literally in coomer.su

>>103511075
Thx anon
im not that much of a gooner so i dont know the sites

I'm kinda hungry, what type food do you anons make when it's time to eat or somewhere you go often to eat

>>103511075
holy shit you're right

and THIS is the whore that everyone wants to win the vedalbowl?

>>103510915
more of a casual disgust at the double standards
i dont give a shit if him or some other random female vtuber got sexually harassed

>>103511144
Anon... when we said she gets fucked daily, we werent joking, she does porn LUL

>>103511116
>make food
just order some goyslop

>>103511144
>everyone
i will forever be an annal apologist

>>103511075
>tats

>>103511075
Site is kinda ass, i want the actual videos
i dont care about images, i want to see if her new guy's dick is bigger than mine (doubt)

>>103511181
now let's not get ahead of ourselves here. Cotton may be the biggest whore of the vedalverse, but Anny is arguable the next in line.

>>103511158
if THIS is the ship that people are wanting to sail then we might as well bring back Vellie.

>>103511093
np, i learned it and simpcity from /here/ years back

>>103511116
depends on the time, but usually breakfest would be eggs, ham or similar and rice, other times its left overs from the day before. Lunch (if there is time or on weekends) noodles with stuff like broccoli, mushrooms, carrots, and for dinner i don't really have a preference but it does depends on lunch. Like yesterday i had small personal pan pizza, day before was steak and potatoes

>>103511184
it literally does have videos there too though, but i agree the site is a bit ass for searching through

>>103511116
depends. quick pasta dishes, egg sandwiches, noodle soups, quesadillas. assuming you have everything on hand

>>103511221
kekwa

>>103511116
I always have some type of nonslop cereal for breakfast with some fruits
For lunch I always, always cook 250g of salmon, I think my salmon beats 90% of those at restaurants

>>103511144
Everyone? Calm down buster. I ain't wishing upon a star for her to win. I'm still sticking by vellie despite the hurdles and even then I'm not that invested

jesus i almost feel bad dropping the site seeing that almost everyone /here/ was clueless
last time cotton and daph was brought up, it seemed like everyone knew and i was the only one that didn't

Can we all agree that the best part of the Neurocar video is seeing neuro interact with those little robos

>103511334
Good, go back to your shithole

>>103511334
Daph gets fucked too?
I know she does spicy things on her twitter
If she has a guy cucking Geordie that would be the cherry on top kek

For some reason a lot of anny og simps are daph simps too

>>103511345
They need to make her some friends like that for the Neurodog or if she ever gets a robotic body. It be so cute to see her interactions with those little fellas

>>103511317
weirdly enough, I was ready to let go of my Vellie stocks during the 1st time she dated someone. But ever since then my interest in Vellie grew more, only to get destroyed by the possibility that she might be dating a frenchie. I should've sold those stocks when I had the chance

>>103511367
>Good, go back to your shithole
you mean /here/?

>>103511345
>>103511369
I'll take cure robot interactions over human interactions any day

>>103511334
i remember doomposting about the loosing ccv during the Hiyori days just before neuro got a model. grim times

Remember when anons bragged that since Neuro is an AI /swarm/ won't have to deal with talk about chuuba fucking around and other drama? Good days.

>>103511403
Take your off-topic garbage elsewhere, cuck

You know, Vedal used to be acquainted with a lot of whores in his early days
>cottontail
>daph
>anny
>camila back when she had her bdsm outfit
But it's like as time went by, he slowly suppressed his infatuation. It wasn't until Cotton was reintroduced that this old infatuation was slowly being awakened again.

Buy an ad

>>103511475
i don't post anywhere but /swarm/ though?
also i don't watch them either if that is what you are implying too with
>cuck

>>103511394
Understandably, I stick by it regardless because it's either go big or go home for me. It's something I don't think hard about it. It's like putting 100 dollars in a stock and never taking it out just to see where it goes. If I lose big, I lose big but at least I had funny journey following it that I can use for inspiration in other places

as long as Vedal keeps up with integrating more games with Neuro and finds other ways of improving her, im fine with it

>>103511631
This

>>103511513
There was another collaboration with a white haired chuuba, she was Spanish speaking I think. Everyone memoryholed her

>>103511513
saruei

>>103511221
>Anny is arguable the next in line.
*Mini

>>103511631
I dreamt of neuro playing roblox games and becoming the most popular streamer

>>103511821
goddamn, look at that fucking turtle dick

>>103511724
>>103511727
This just further confirms my suspicion: Vedal may be something of a closeted freak.

It's that he's a freak AND also has some decent social awareness, which is why he never tries to sexpest or feed the shippers.

although, based on the rumors, his social awareness in terms of real romance may be cooked a la Anny and Toma. Or it could be an issue of his sexuality (possibly not straight)

>103511882
Kys already freak

I love Neuro-sama

>>103511882
he used to go to the camilla vrchat orgy parties so she got dirt on him

>>103511955
Rune...i miss you

>>103511923
Why would you wish vedal would kill himself ? Rude

>>103511976
I love paccha but I wish to live in a timeline where both paccha and rune became official neuro artists.

>>103512028
>paccha
speaking of this one, i haven't seen any of their new art being posted here lately

>>103511976
>>103512028
rune was a freak that liked piss
she never stood a chance

>>103511345
>"ahh, what a sweetheart"
neurosocute

thread?

status?

>>103512064
But Rune was responsible for the most popular art when neuro was just hiyori, and current neuro artists literally draw porn on main in xitter. If only that former mod cjmax didnt push rune away

Little AI girls heaven

>>103512156
>cjmax
>pushed rune away
>gets salty that Vedal talks with Cerber and makes an ultimatum with him
>still couldn't groom that vtuber (and the vtubers after)
fun arc with him

>>103512169
cute

>>103512169
look at the evil shimapan butt :3

>>103512201
i was tempted to comment this too, but held back

>>103512207
Why? evil butt is a good thing

>>103512171
hood classic

where bread

>>103511345
wasn't expecting that part to be as cute as it was

I think if we ever get the Neruodog fixed I think it be cute for a stream have a bunch of smaller goofy little robos interact with Neuro would be the cutest thing ever. I honestly love when Neruo gets to interact with smaller little machines it be fun to see a whole stream of how she acts with them compared to humans

>>103512251
true

clun~