Thread 103510123

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Randon to Nijisanji. Here we go!

>>103510123 (OP)
Based

>>103510123 (OP)
Why I want to go to hell

>>103510123 (OP)
Gross. Keep your disgusting orc to yourself, tranny.

>>103510123 (OP)
So, why does he want to I'm not watching no clips

>>103510123 (OP)
I'd want to go to hell if I married a vegan too.

>>103510123 (OP)
Based Vesper

We ARE in Hell already. We are in a constant cycle of death and rebirth in this nightmare of an existence.

>>103510123 (OP)
Based. Still won't watch faggots.

>>103510123 (OP)
he's gay, so he's going to hell anyways

>>103510518
GMS!
>>103511054
this

>>103510123 (OP)
should fight this thread >>103511019

>>103510509
Greatest rrat of all time, Vesper is literally the one getting your oshis pregnant

>>103510509
Someone post the list detailing all his crimes.

>>103513001
Considering the timeline with him, Fauna and Kronii and the fact Kronii absolutely separated herself from him and Fauna, that rrat makes some sense.

>>103510509
>>103513001
>>103513154
GMS!!!!
>>103513033
he's a child molester

>>103513530
No I want that extremely long and lengthy list where they accuse him of every yab in holohistory including being chinese and part of the hatemob that attacked coco, selling alcohol to Mori and being Mel's manager.

>>103513530
>he's a child molester
just when I thought he could not be any more based he reaches new heights

>>103511054
I thought Magni was the one who loved the cock and Vesper was just a retarded weed head with anger issues?

>>103513563
he's a child molster
>>103513651
GMS!!!

>>103513728
Vesper has become some sort of bogey man figure, an amalgamation of Marquis de Sade and Caligula that goes around impregnating virgin Hololive girls and forcing them to collaborate with males.

>>103510123 (OP)
How does he keep getting away with it?

>>103510123 (OP)
For anybody who isn’t going to watch this (which is all of you), he was in Sunday school and the sister was trying to convince all the kids to want to obey Jesus and go to heaven because heaven has pizza. He asked her if heaven has video games and she said no. He said that he didn’t want to go to heaven any more. Chad behaviour.

>>103514042
Thank you.

>>103514042
Pretty sure every single story he tells is fabricated and made up

>>103510123 (OP)
>Why I WANT to burn in darkness for all eternity
lol, sure

>>103514042
>>103514134
he doesn't want to go to heaven because he's a homo and the homos are in hell

>>103514042
>Pizza without doom
Completely understandable. This is the first time I've agreed with a homo

>>103514134
That’s just Protestant Hell.

>>103510123 (OP)
bAAAAAAAsed
>>103510184
same!

>>103510123 (OP)
What does this mean???

>>103510509
>vegan too
SOUNDS FAMILIAR LLD

>>103514042
that sister was lying
heaven has based retro games while hell has modern slop

but ironmouse rules hell no /vt/ member would want to go there since a lot of them hate her :D

>>103513563
>>103513033
i remember gura saying that someone used her work email to ask permission for factorio codes, and there were signs pointing to vesper. That shit was so funny

>>103514096
he kinda debunked one of his "unbelievable" stories, like the one with spears or something iirc

>>103514042
Many of the small pastor run churches hated video games so they told the kids that Heaven didn't have video games. This was mostly an example of the pastor being dumb since they were already telling kids that Heaven had pizza so it was mostly an example of them being self centered and telling Randon that Heaven didn't have something they he really liked. This was the equivalent of a pastor who hates books telling kids that Heaven doesn't have books.

>>103513563
Looking at it up close,
It is written in detail,
Randon is thirty years old,
At the age of two, he sued the imperial concubine,
To deceive the king and deceive the emperor,
The man who repented of the marriage recruited the east bed,
kill wife,
Extinguish his son’s conscience, forcing his cold wife to death

>>103511054
Didn't he and Gura bang at Mori's party?

>>103514042
And then everyone clapped

niggers dont have souls they cant get into heaven

>>103513154
Vesper fucked Kronii AND Fauna? I wish it was me

>>103520868
You want to be fucked by Vesper? Weird kink, but okay.

>>103514042
I watched it. I forgot how much I enjoyed listening to his stupid stories.

>>103514042
>because heaven has pizza
Classic fucking christcuck grooming tactics

>>103514042
No wonder American Christianity is in the shitter. This just sounds like more of that Prosperity Gospel shit they love so much but targeted at children.

>>103510509
if this was true he would have joined vshojo, his non-compete expired in june 2024

>>103521877
That's because it is, Randon lives somewhere below the rust belt (likely Florida or East texas but I've gotten Tennessee vibes from some of his stories). That's the heartland where that shit started.

>>103510182
>>103510184
>>103514353
>>103510518
>>103511009
grow up

>>103521044
Projection

>>103514042
>heaven has pizza
Considering all the Italian saints this is an objective truth. And with an American pope from Chicago, there's even deep dish.

As for video games it's too soon to tell.

>>103515817
She didn't want gaymers to stink up heaven's rec room

>>103510123 (OP)
Based

>>103519114
Fuck off napling

>>103510123 (OP)
I'm not watching that but hope he wants to kill himself and it's not a le based takes about why hell is good

Some atheists have this weird notion that God bad because he's described as a mass murderer that condones genocide and slavery so that must mean Satan good. It's possible that they're just both bad.

>>103510123 (OP)
what did i miss? I was watching Haruhi

>>103514042
okay good I thought he was actually trying to promote satanism

>>103526187
Omnibenevolence is directly refuted by Exodus 32:14. If anything Atheism is fueled by the fallacious assertion that God would never do anything bad.

>>103514042
>>103518059
>the sister was trying to convince all the kids to want to obey Jesus and go to heaven because heaven has pizza. He asked her if heaven has video games and she said no.
>a pastor who hates books telling kids that Heaven doesn't have books.
Bro I fucking hate clerics that are like this. They're not even internally consistent.
>heaven has man-made food items despite the fact there is no hunger, or pain, or fear, or death
>but it doesn't have man-made entertainment items because you don't need them!
There is so little description of what Heaven is like, but these assholes can't just answer "I don't know" when presented specific questions they don't have answers to. They should remember what the Bible said about false prophets because they're playing a dangerous game telling kids shit like that.

>>103526546
Being are atheists for different reasons.

>>103514042
Heaven definitely smells good then without the stinky gamers

>>103527355
I'm aware of that, but the dogged and false assertion that God is objectively all good all the time has done more damage to the Christian faith than Darwinism ever will. God does what He Will, and nothing else. The human conception of good or evil only matters when God wants it to, and any faithful person would do well to remember that it was the knowledge of good and evil that got Adam & Eve ejected from Eden. There is something deeply ironic and meaningful about the fact people are more attached to the idea the universe was created in six days than the idea that paradise is lost because humans gained the ability to judge.

>>103513728
they're both 900% homogay

>>103514096
he is the piratesoftware of vtubing

>>103529421
yahwe is just the demiurge anyway, as the ancients knew.
Maybe you are cool with worshiping an asshole but most people can't , that's why they mixed up the logos with the creator of the material world

>>103510123 (OP)
>Grim
Reaper? Did I just get hit with the second most ignorant assist in the history of fighting games. Honestly fuck ArcSys. If you're gonna give us Adachi with full screen lasers as assists then Gordeau should get his 1.0 release assist back.

>>103529815
>Maybe you are cool with worshiping an asshole but most people can't
The idea that an asshole Creator is not worthy of love or veneration is flagrant hypocrisy. Human beings are flawed, but still worthy of love and acknowledgement. Why is a being of ultimate power unworthy of the same? To be angry at God because you feel abused is natural. To deny God because you feel abused is foolish.

what is happening here

>>103514042
Funny since a very famous thing about heaven is that we won't feel hunger there anymore, So Pizza would just lose it's appeal

>>103510123 (OP)
Nah, this is him just being an edge lord.

>>103530199
Why is N being princess carried by the buff girl from Danganrompa?

>>103514042
>no gaymers
It truly is heaven

>>103510184
GROSS please no I don't want to go to hell

>>103521877
I remember one time at a Southern Baptist church as a kid that the youth pastor was gettin’ real amped up about “all of those sinners out there” while praising all of the “good people in this room,” I guess because he either forgot or never learned that the church is a hospital for sinners

Jesus is coming back in 2032 btw

>>103510184
Women really just be walking around with their ass hanging out

>>103534057
Source?

>>103535605
it came to me in a dream

>>103534057
Matthew 24:36

>>103510509
lel

>>103510123 (OP)
who?

>>103540518
the son of God and Mary

>>103510123 (OP)
Based Vesper triggering white trash psychosis on 4chan

>>103530027
This is what I say to my hoes while injecting them with heroin after I beat them half to death for not making any money.

>>103535605
https://youtu.be/bpk3X6CnHGw?t=406

>>103510123 (OP)
Thats a stream clip posted on his clip channel

>>103510123 (OP)
Its a story about a Sunday school teacher telling him that there are no video games in heaven when he was 9

>>103510123 (OP)
The clip in question
https://youtu.be/d18YR9Mj_BU

>>103522084
cope and seethe, christcuck

>>103513001
Sana and Fulgar's forbidden love was a better ratt

>>103510123 (OP)
I thought this flavour of edgy atheism died circa 2010

>>103514042
>Chad behaviour
The Chad meme has already lost all meaning.

>>103545579
shalom

>>103510184
What if instead of a scythe Calli sends you to hell using a giant strap-on dildo?

>>103541340
you sound like a gay retard

>>103510123 (OP)
I wish him all the best then when he is in hell regretting for all eternity.

>>103548677
It was something he said while he was a kid

>>103513001
https://www.youtube.com/live/9oXdi5DUruo?si=Hsa1wqXOdfPZBEoa&t=7660 (2:07:40 - 2:07:50)