Thread 103521719

>Take the Hololive pill bro
>They provide wholesome content and will shield you from Twitch ehots and any sexual content that exists only to take your money. You can rest your heavy head here and chill
>The Hololive pill:
Bitches and whores, the lot of you.
Imagine trying this hard to pander to unicorns.

>muh unicorns again
We have failed male vtubers here hating on their female counterparts?

>>103521719 (OP)
>Hololive
>seiso
They are worse than Niji and indies at doing shameless shit to get your doughs.
Look up "Laplus ASMR". No indie has ever done something as bad as that.

>>103521719 (OP)
>corpo
Corpos don't care about you and only want money. They will ltierally do anything to get you to import made-in-China crap and ignore the actual local talents.

>>103521719 (OP)
Ewwwww

>>103521719 (OP)
Didn't read
She's hot and you are a faggot

>>103521808
Jsut go watch ethots on Twitch instead, retard. At least you'll see real skin over there.

>>103521719 (OP)
I read
She's still hot and you are still a giant flaming faggot

>>103521719 (OP)
Damn, Hololive is trying that hard to stay relevant huh? I guess Saba's departure hurt them that hard

>>103521823
Dumb shitpacker
I want to watch hot anime girls being cute and lewd, not a twitch whore with a filter talking about getting her back blown

>>103521719 (OP)
Sex appeal has nothing to do with unicorns

>>103521719 (OP)
faggot

>>103521794
every bit of holomerch i have says made in japan. could you explain that? i'm sure you know more about it and speak from a place of expertise, rather than impotent schizo ranting that is *posted from my made-in-china hardware btw*

They don't even show tits. They just make lewdish jokes. Have some self respect and watch To Love Ru instead of these glorified ewhores.

>>103521928
Lmao holotroon melty

>>103521719 (OP)
Noel is cute and homely despite looking insanely hot and being willing to do fan service.

>>103521832
>I'm a loli
>My fan name is kaniki, cunny + aniki
>I am 35cm tall
And you think Holo is lewd? Go watch your pedobait queen chumkek

>>103522011
Like hololive doesn't do the same

>>103521719 (OP)
It’s a normal pajama set, what’s the problem? why are people acting like she wore seethrough lingerie

>>103521719 (OP)
In this thread seething male vtuber(lol) is going to reply to himself three dozen times

>>103521719 (OP)
Wow we were just talking the other day how Noel doesn't have any Schizo's on this board weirdly. Then you show up and spam the catalogue in the same style as brownfoot. Did you get tired of people calling you out in your other threads?

>>103521975
got it :)

>>103521719 (OP)
>Y U NO WATCH MY THOTS?
No holo no watch

>>103521719 (OP)
Post tits

She’s incredibly attractive

>>103522028
Maybe watching Vtubers is not for you, your eminence

>>103522327
Just saying you can't call Saba pedobait to make Hololive look better when you have people like Luna.

>>103521719 (OP)
>MOOOM WOMEN ARE BEING SEXY ON THE INTERNET SAVE ME

>>103522355
Luna is toddler bait

>>103521745
it's pretty funny how unicorns live rent free in their heads as much as they live rent free in some unicorns' heads as well

>>103522379
Arm both sides and execute the winners.

>>103521719 (OP)
Fucking disgusting

>>103521719 (OP)
LOL Hololive is going all in on pleasing the unicorns I see

>>103521719 (OP)
What a sad, sad state of corpo vtubing.
Gotta do everything to make the numberes go up and the shareholders happy

>>103521719 (OP)
Absolutely shameless

>doesn’t know about erolive
How new?

>>103521719 (OP)
Holy sex.

>>103521719 (OP)
>COME BACK HOME, UNICORNS. DON'T FLOCK TO VALLURE LIKE THAT
lol

>>103523208
Kek, you just know that Cover has been foaming at their mouths after seeing that tweet going viral

>>103523208
Who?

>>103521719 (OP)
>They provide wholesome content and will shield you from Twitch ehots and any sexual content that exists only to take your money. You can rest your heavy head here and chill
This is not popular opinion and you're a retard if you saw one person said this and thought that was the case.
Or you're just being disingenuous and don't have the creativity to make a proper thread.

>>103521719 (OP)
Niji leaks come out, and a sudden influx of Holo and ex-Holo bait threads happens. I'm noticing..

Shut the fuck up and buy buy buy our acrylic stands

>>103521719 (OP)
All of jp are either married or do porn on alt accounts. This has been public knowledge for years.

>>103523324
>idol vtuber company
Don't be a retard

>>103523364
>All of jp
sister...

>>103521719 (OP)
>BUY MY MERCHS LITTLE UNICORN BUY THEM SO I CAN SEND MORE MONEY TO MY HUSBAND
Absolutely insane that this is considered acceptable

>>103523364
That still doesn't give them an excuse to behave like this, on their company accounts.
Just horrible

>>103523380
What idol companies has 90% of the talents streaming 20-50 hours a week?

Apply yourself

>>103521719 (OP)
this duck looking nigga gets to fuck her every night btw. what's your excuse?

On this thread
>Twitch whores whose noses fell due to syphilis
>Actual, literal homosexuals
>The town's retard

Last week's events have done a number on you all

>>103523208
>>103523407
Damn, unicorn literally broke your mind kek.

>>103523554
Nah, i think women actually broke their mind.

>>103521719 (OP)
MY COCK

>>103523116
This is the new anticord angle.
Which makes no damn sense. You're... pretending she never had big tits? Huh? The cowgirl?

>>103523951
There is a stench of a rotting axe wound all over that thread

>>103521719 (OP)
You love to see how a longwear absolutely breaks the mind of new generations because they consider it too sexy. I miss the early 2000s when men used to have balls and a healthy libido.

>>103522011
>My fan name is kaniki, cunny + aniki
Tbf, kani means crab.

>>103521719 (OP)
>Bitches and whores
thats all women anon

Did this board become gay all of a sudden?
There's like 4 threads about this.

>>103524505
You must new here if this is the first time you see xisters spam the board with threads seething about holo

>>103524505
sister raid
you can tell by the repeated talking points that all seem to be cribbed from a list

>>103524563
For an outfit reveal, it's kinda the first time. Did Mori get as many threads when she revealed her pajama outfit? I genuinely don't remember.

>>103524631
Happens regularly, doesn't really matter what the subject is

>>103521719 (OP)
It's okay when lesbians do it

>>103521719 (OP)
holy sexo. i approve.

Come home to Phase unironically
we’ve got ACTUAL streaming content

>>103524979
thank you for the input totally real phasefag

>>103521719 (OP)
Two fucking threads to seethe, your skin colour is showing up, faggot

>>103521719 (OP)
>triggers yt age verification

>>103525434
There is two more threads where they are also seething in

>Hololive will shield you from sexual content
Nobody EVER said this and nobody ever wanted this. You're getting angry at the voiced in your own head.

>>103521719 (OP)
femoid thread

>>103521719 (OP)
You have to be the biggest homosexual in fagland to complain about this

>>103525997
Apparently there is quite the bit of competition going on for that title

>>103521719 (OP)
Said who? Some EN shit watching EOP tranny?

>>103521719 (OP)
Well I think she looks cute!

>>103521719 (OP)
Listen I'm all for calling out whore behavior in Hololive to highlight Holofags' hypocrisy but this outfit is actually so fucking tame
This is like, the most normal sleepwear

>>103521719 (OP)
>Imagine trying this hard to pander to unicorns.
Noel is an XXX ASMR artist, but she's very professional

>she's a fucking whore so please watch this other corpo/tuber instead
Not even trying to be subtle huh?

>>103521719 (OP)
God, when I die, please reincarnate me into a little boy who’s her next door neighbor so she could groom and constantly rape me into being her future husband…

gunrun I hope you made it to mexico already

>whores
):<
>whores, japan
(:

weebs are fucking pathetic hypocrite scum.
all whores deserve to die

>>103521719 (OP)
In the past, Hololive was known as Erolive. Has everyone forgotten that?

It's been years people said Hololive is too corpo sanitized too safe so please watch m-
And now you got retards seething over a pajama, the truth is Hololive actually have the real talent freedom they are free to decide their own image and the reason why most people prefer Hololive simply because they are just the best at what they do, being a whore ? They are like the high class escort compared to cheap filthy street whore like Vshojo and other small corpo or random indie, the only reason you would rather watch something other than Hololive is if you watch male vtubers or being too EOP but that's a you problem or just a retarded contrarian.

>>103529046
who do you watch anon

>>103529046
You will never be a woman troon

>>103529665
>whore slurper simp calling others troons
extremely ironic
die alongside the whores, numale

>>103521719 (OP)
Sister, accept that your trash company is on fire and go and throw yourself into the fire.

>>103521719 (OP)
Don't you have a Bible meeting to attend?

>>103521719 (OP)
>when I respond to the confused strawman in my head
This isn't pandering to unicorns, this is coombait. Unicorns have no strong opinions on coombait that doesn't involve males or irl stories.

whore.

>>103521719 (OP)
The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown.

>>103521719 (OP)
That is not a fucking Hololive talent. She isn't instantly recongizable. You cannot convince me that she is.

>>103521953
YABUKIIIIII SAMAAAAA, PLEASE CONTINUE TORABURU I BEG YOUUUU AAAAAAAA, I NEED TO SEE YUI BECOME THE WINNER

>>103521719 (OP)
if i wanted whores i'd watch vallure and phase connect

>>103521719 (OP)
>Is that... CLEAVAGE?!! AIEEEEEEEE!!
>my young brown hands clutch my pearls tightly

>>103535252
Haven you been sleeping under a locku?

>>103521823
>>103521882
In this case, you could watch both the chuuba and the whore behind it, but she's kinda an exception

>>103535265
>Yui
>not Mikan
ngmi

>>103523536
Am not duck

>>103530000
Answer the question, troon. >>103529647

>>103521719 (OP)
There is nothing more wholesome than big milky mommy

>>103521719 (OP)
body built for milking boys dry

>>103535681
>he choose Mikan instead of Yami