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Anonymous No.103530786 >>103532042 >>103534282 >>103551257 >>103577314
/smug/ - SmugAlana General
Alana the Frostfire Fox shitposter
+ discussion of similar vtubers included
Kirsche, Leaflit and others

>YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/@SmugAlana
>Clips
https://www.youtube.com/@SmugAlanaVtuberClips
>VODs
https://www.youtube.com/@smugalanavods
>Twitter
https://x.com/SmugAlana
>Twitch
https://www.twitch.tv/smugalana
>Discord
https://discord.gg/smugalana

Leaflit: https://www.youtube.com/@LeaflitAsari/
https://www.twitch.tv/Leaflit
https://kick.com/leaflit

Kirsche: https://www.youtube.com/@KirscheVerstahl/
https://www.twitch.tv/Kirsche
https://kick.com/kirsche

Rosiebellmoo:
https://www.youtube.com/@Rosiebellmoo
https://www.twitch.tv/rosiebellmoo

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Anonymous No.103530843 >>103530907
there isn't even a SmugAlana card
Anonymous No.103530845
Alana is having e-sex with smugglers
Anonymous No.103530861 >>103536425 >>103604536
frick you /smug/
Anonymous No.103530907
>>103530843
she got cucked, not the first time that's happened
Anonymous No.103530930
is Saruei going to DMCA the stream since there is art of her on camera?
Anonymous No.103530936 >>103531061
I feel bad for Alana, the whole almost doxxing thing really shook her to the core
Anonymous No.103531038 >>103531096 >>103531097 >>103531194 >>103531862 >>103532874 >>103538768 >>103555490
After conducting several experiments I have correctly ranked the hands of /smug/ approved chubbas

Pippa > Berry > Kirshe > Rosie > Mintzey > Alana > Leaflit > Kitsu
Anonymous No.103531061
>>103530936
Was is as bad as she reading her /smug/ loli rape incest shitpost?
Anonymous No.103531077
based shiny Deme
Anonymous No.103531096
>>103531038
Kitsu,Berry, Mintzey and Pippa are not /smug/
Anonymous No.103531097
>>103531038
>/smug/ approved chubbas
kill yourself
immediately
Anonymous No.103531112 >>103531233 >>103531258 >>103531295
>>103530801
You'd need to roid if her tits were actually 300lbs.
Anonymous No.103531194 >>103531259
>>103531038
Switch Rosie with Alana
Anonymous No.103531233
>>103531112
NTA but I could bench her tits. Imagine being able to train with such jugs every day, easy boost for PRs
Anonymous No.103531258
>>103531112
I'd do it for that rack
Anonymous No.103531259
>>103531194
remove Rosie altogether
Anonymous No.103531295
>>103531112
This poster is an imposter, a true smugger generates all growth hormones they need by alana rape
Anonymous No.103531390
Stream ends when all her nails fall off
Anonymous No.103531630
alana nervous handjob
Anonymous No.103531666
alana increasingly experienced handjobs
Anonymous No.103531703
Alana handholding
Anonymous No.103531862 >>103531920 >>103532049
>>103531038
https://youtu.be/lt-CSTmGrww
>30 seconds in
>”my husband’s snoring in the ba-β€œ
Dropped. Get that whore out of this GFE general
Anonymous No.103531920
>>103531862
>GFE general
look at this tourist
Anonymous No.103531927
we red squaring up in this bitch
Anonymous No.103532003
why didn't filian invite Kirsche or Alana to her white hair collab? instead there is a random Sayu who isn't even streaming.
Anonymous No.103532015 >>103561808 >>103562855
how cute
Anonymous No.103532042 >>103532118
>>103530786 (OP)
Sinder renamed?
Anonymous No.103532049
>>103531862
>GFE
Lmao next you're going to tell me that Berry is a GFE tuber
Anonymous No.103532118
>>103532042
yeah, her lore is that the google doc mind broke her so badly that she has a split personality now. a slutty fire form, and a more chill frost form that is inexplicably Russian.
Anonymous No.103532311 >>103532366 >>103532441 >>103533211 >>103605808 >>103605855
total casualties: 3
pour one out /smug/gas
Anonymous No.103532366 >>103590768
>>103532311
Look at her fingertips, you can tell she is fat
Anonymous No.103532441
>>103532311
OOUUGHHUHUHUHUHUH!!! OOOOOO!!! VTUBER HANDS!!! OOOOOOOOHUHUHUH!! TWO OF EM!! AUUUGHUHUH!!! OUUUUUUGH
Anonymous No.103532663 >>103532703 >>103532793
WTF bros… you told me Alana worked out…
Anonymous No.103532703
>>103532663
you should have seen her hands before
Anonymous No.103532793
>>103532663
She's eating too much /smugga/ cum
Anonymous No.103532874
>>103531038
>Pippa
>berry(who?)
>kirsche
>mintzey(who?)
>kitsu
All not /smug/, including kitsu for grudge purposes
Anonymous No.103532975 >>103533092 >>103533738 >>103534002 >>103555576
>FAT FAT FAT
Kill yourselves, antis
Anonymous No.103533092
>>103532975
>snitches get stiches dayo
Anonymous No.103533153
I'm not a fan of nails, but they look better on Alana than Kirsche.
Anonymous No.103533211
>>103532311
for each nail she loses I lose one more gallon to her
Anonymous No.103533370
it's time
Anonymous No.103533738
>>103532975
Alana could have been a literal skeleton and antis would come in here and call her fat, we all know this
Alana deserves a lot of credit for getting over her paranoia and doing a handcam stream. Good on you Pissfox
Anonymous No.103534002
>>103532975
But my /ag/ wife
Anonymous No.103534154
berry proving she isn't fat
alana proving she is fat
Anonymous No.103534235
alana ended stream too early to raid berry...
Anonymous No.103534282 >>103534459 >>103534485 >>103534517 >>103540673
>>103530786 (OP)
Anonymous No.103534459
>>103534282
foxu pippa rape
Anonymous No.103534485
>>103534282
>kirsche fat oshi tits
Anonymous No.103534517
>>103534282
>rosie berry kitsu stop
please
Anonymous No.103534565 >>103536357
>chuuba spends hours/days on manicure before a handcam stream
Cute as fuck and the ultimate GFE
Anonymous No.103535124 >>103535188
_____ rape
Anonymous No.103535180 >>103535675 >>103535689 >>103535766 >>103536053
>Mintzey has a big dog
Oh no...
Anonymous No.103535188 >>103535675 >>103535766
>>103535124
berry
Anonymous No.103535277 >>103535675 >>103535689 >>103535766 >>103536053
Mintzey is showing her hentai t-shirts and her pussy RIGHT NOW
Anonymous No.103535675 >>103535993
>>103535180
>>103535188
>>103535277
Kindly fuck off with your off topic posting
Anonymous No.103535689
>>103535180
>>103535277
not /smug/
get out of this thread with your retarded 2view camwhore
Anonymous No.103535766 >>103535861
>>103535180
>>103535188
>>103535277
Based and stay here king
Anonymous No.103535777 >>103536031
Since it upsets you this much I'll continue talking about Mintzey here
Anonymous No.103535861
>>103535766
Stop replying to yourself faggot
Anonymous No.103535946
Can't wait for her 2.0 model
Anonymous No.103535993 >>103536040
>>103535675
i'm posting about rape though
Anonymous No.103536031
>>103535777
keep it up and you might even end up in the OP like Rosie!
Anonymous No.103536040
>>103535993
Not /smug/ tho
Anonymous No.103536053
>>103535180
>>103535277
Anonymous No.103536135 >>103536153
This is a unicorn-friendly general.

Get your used up married sluts out of here.
Anonymous No.103536153
>>103536135
Anonymous No.103536189 >>103536230
alana's cute hands stroking my hog
Anonymous No.103536230 >>103536305 >>103536323
>>103536189
Gimme No.41
Anonymous No.103536271
it's over...
Anonymous No.103536305
>>103536230
Anonymous No.103536323 >>103536439
>>103536230
I don't have one, I just name my images random numbers
Anonymous No.103536357 >>103550431
>>103534565
She said they were glued on
Anonymous No.103536425 >>103536516 >>103536587
>>103530861
Based on the height of the Windrunner figure which she showed off (according to the product info stands at 135mm) and the relative size of the booster box (supposedly 14cm tall) and the size of her hand over the box I estimate that her hand size from the tip of her middle finger to the base of her palm to be 7.4-7.9"
According to the data I've looked at on body proportions, this would put Alana around 5'9-5'11. In the top 99 percentile for women's heights but just slightly above average for a man.
Also the 2D:4D ratio (ring finger longer than the pointer finger) is much rarer in natal females than in natal men.
Women with such a digit ratio tend to have:
>Higher levels of promiscuity and predisposition to infidelity, higher rates of eating disorders, higher rates of homosexual predisposition, higher athleticism, delayed puberty as well as indicates higher likelihood of Machiavellian thinking and manipulative behavior.

The only explanations are
Alana is a transsexual male on hormone replacement therapy which created the softening of the skin/less visible veins on the hand

Or

A 5'9-5'11 chubby lesbian with machiavellian tendencies.
Anonymous No.103536439
>>103536323
My disappointment is immesuarable
Anonymous No.103536473
it was cool to see her hands and her cool figures she likes to talk about, but the cards were mid and just a reminder of all the people who either stopped or refuse to collab with Alana
Anonymous No.103536516 >>103536629
>>103536425
Anonymous No.103536587
>>103536425
Compare Alana's masculine hands to those of Shylily where you can see clear, obvious tapering of the finger to the tip, clearly feminine 2D:4D ratio and all around obviously female hands.

I believe strongly that Alana is a transsexual male with a voice changer.
Anonymous No.103536629
>>103536516
There's nothing schizo about knowing how hormones affect the body and influence psychology.
Anonymous No.103537193 >>103537275 >>103537446 >>103537830
>gets banned in the alanacord
>comes here
Anonymous No.103537275
>>103537193
fuck off groomermod
Anonymous No.103537363 >>103537424
slopfox
Anonymous No.103537424 >>103537615
>>103537363
where's the piss
Anonymous No.103537446 >>103537578
>>103537193
hello smug, vaguely Russian little Pink Cat, would you like to join the thread officially as a /smug/tuber?
Anonymous No.103537578 >>103538226
>>103537446
Nyanners already has a place in other generals, the more important question is why are you spewing this bullshit bc of a single avatarfag?
Anonymous No.103537615 >>103537848
>>103537424
mybad
https://litter.catbox.moe/fqdgd0.png
Anonymous No.103537830 >>103538384
>>103537193
Imagine being a mod of some obese tranny living in Alaska. Imagine sweeping it up for free for someone who lives outside of Anchorage.
Anonymous No.103537848
>>103537615
yeah that's the stuff right there
Anonymous No.103537950 >>103538073 >>103538146 >>103538361 >>103538835 >>103538936 >>103539383 >>103541731
Time to steal ideas from /vtai/
Anonymous No.103538073
>>103537950
Finally, some good sloppa
Anonymous No.103538146
rape nyanners poster
>>103537950
holy
Anonymous No.103538226 >>103538294 >>103541662
>>103537578
Nyanners is based and should collab with Alana
Anonymous No.103538294 >>103538337
>>103538226
That has never been true
Anonymous No.103538337
>>103538294
oh it's true
it's damn true
Anonymous No.103538361 >>103538449 >>103538522 >>103538524 >>103582715
>>103537950
https://litter.catbox.moe/55ndyn.mp4
Anonymous No.103538384 >>103538719
>>103537830
>alaska
is this some alana putin joke or smething
Anonymous No.103538449
>>103538361
Anonymous No.103538522
>>103538361
300 pounds of tits in the palm of your hands...
Anonymous No.103538524
>>103538361
Getting spoiled today
Anonymous No.103538719
>>103538384
She claims her mother teaches or taught Russian ELL courses and claims that she lives near a target that sells groceries. She also claims to live where it is very cold most of the time which is why she can't buy stripper boots (lmao)
She claims her parents are a 2 hour drive away. Anchorage offers Russian ELL for students in middle and high school.
Butte is about 2 hours from Anchorage with a target (that has a grocery section) near enough to drive where she claims she has only ever once shopped to buy an energy drink.

She's absolutely living in Alaska.
Anonymous No.103538768
>>103531038
Where would nyannners be in this ranking list?
Anonymous No.103538835 >>103538961 >>103546311
>>103537950
https://litter.catbox.moe/wmtjxp.mp4
https://litter.catbox.moe/7yiuib.mp4
Anonymous No.103538861 >>103539900
schizo big mad
Anonymous No.103538936 >>103539268
>>103537950
Anonymous No.103538939
Horrible thread
Anonymous No.103538961
>>103538835
alana tummy rubs...
Anonymous No.103539122
Fox woman sexier than previously thought possible
Anonymous No.103539182 >>103539263
intense, sweaty, passionate, loving babymaking rape with alana
Anonymous No.103539208
alana and kirsche should do a handcam stream together where they finger each other
thoughts?
Anonymous No.103539263
>>103539182
I made this post
Anonymous No.103539268
>>103538936
back too muscly, alana is soft bodied for optimal rapebait
Anonymous No.103539383 >>103539485 >>103539885 >>103551007
>>103537950
And the last one for now. Not 400 pounds but I tried.
Anonymous No.103539485
>>103539383
Thank you for the sloppa
Anonymous No.103539885
>>103539383
I'll rape her extra hard tonight in your honor
Anonymous No.103539900 >>103540822
>>103538861
Mad enough to know she shops at the Wasilla walmart
Anonymous No.103540673
>>103534282
>kill slop alana videos
Yes, please
Anonymous No.103540822
>>103539900
I saw Alana at a grocery store yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.
She said, β€œOh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was β€œHuh?” but she kept cutting me off and going β€œhuh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like β€œMa'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually β€œto prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Anonymous No.103541623
Anonymous No.103541662 >>103542539 >>103543811 >>103592971
>>103538226
Anonymous No.103541731
>>103537950
Dude
Anonymous No.103542539
>>103541662
Why hasn’t Alana said anything about this?
Anonymous No.103543029 >>103543269
Today's lesson:
If you get banned from a vtuber's Discord server for being unhinged, don't come to their general on /vt/ and try to doxx them
Anonymous No.103543269 >>103543750 >>103544708
>>103543029
>being unhinged
Pointing out a person's physical characteristics isn't unhinged.
>trying to doxx
>doxx
First, it's dox.
Second, I haven't even put in the effort to dox him/her. But anyone who had half a mind to could narrow down her location based on her own personal statements and then cross reference rental listings with her floors, walls, and house layout.
I have not "tried" to do that, because I'm not *that* bored. But hey. I could absolutely do it if you think I should.
Anonymous No.103543658 >>103543750 >>103544708 >>103544708
I have literally zero interest in, or intention to, dox Alana, that would be retarded. But being a white knight faggot because someone pointed out she has man hands, literally, physiologically, man hands is gay and stupid, and if I were as unhinged as you think I am, then why would you taunt me? That's just stupid.

I noticed the 2D:4D ratio, I noticed and measured the size of her hands and then looked up the body proportion scales and said "oh she's probably a tranny because generally speaking women aren't 5'9-6' tall"

Don't get mad at me because basic physiology suggests your waifu is either a mutant or a man.
Anonymous No.103543750
>>103543269
>>103543658
Anonymous No.103543811 >>103566040
>>103541662
>look look pink cat was being cringe 10 years ago
Very cool anon!
Anonymous No.103543857 >>103543948
i just want to have anal sex with alana
Anonymous No.103543948
>>103543857
I want to give alana intense anal rapegasms
Anonymous No.103544158
I was really confused by this because my whole life I thought Roseanne Barr and Rosie O'Donnell were the same person.
Either way this is almost as shocking as William Shatner openly admitting to being a /tv/ regular.
Anonymous No.103544261
waiting on james woods to give kirsche a shout out
Anonymous No.103544708
>>103543658
>>103543269
>>103543658
I can do the same thing with Shylily.
Shylily uses a Razer huntsman TKL keyboard. The TKL's dimensions are:
36.25 x 14.07 x 3.45 cm
Or
14.2 inches long.
Her "hand" from wrist to the tip of her middle finger is approximately 5.9 inches making her 5'4-5'9 feet tall approximately.

Apparently she is actually 5'6 and the haircut photos validate this.
So suck the hairiest part of my nuts, the method is approximately accurate.
Anonymous No.103544732 >>103545007 >>103545023 >>103545102
this guy reminds me of the leaflit schizo
Anonymous No.103545007
>>103544732
>leaflit
Thanks for reminding me that Asari and her daughter is streaming right now…
Anonymous No.103545023 >>103552170
>>103544732
Yeah I'm schizo for doing basic 3rd grade math and using known quantities like the Windranger statue Alana has (135mm tall) or the razer keyboard to approximate the size of a hand and then using established body proportion averages to approximate height.
I should take my meds.
Anonymous No.103545102
>>103544732
yeah except he doesn't have any behind the scenes stuff or dms to leak
Anonymous No.103545756 >>103546489
alananus reveal when
Anonymous No.103546311 >>103548440
>>103538835
how do you actually do those motions? when i tried to do some animations myself, all i got was a blurry mess where characters were just sort of shaking.
Anonymous No.103546489 >>103547232
>>103545756
best you'll get is firelana's ran through prostitute anus
Anonymous No.103546665 >>103546876 >>103546961
I need to take time away from this thread more often. I come back to the wildest of shit.
Anonymous No.103546876
>>103546665
this is what happens when we delay the rapeocalypse
Anonymous No.103546961 >>103552283
>>103546665
/smug/ is a silly place
Anonymous No.103547232
>>103546489
foul
Anonymous No.103548195 >>103548514
Is it worth applying if I've mostly consumed her in clip/VOD format and only tuned into her stream twice?
Anonymous No.103548440
>>103546311
Go to tensorart, find the tool anon from /vtai/ made (https://tensor.art/template/893879178858869643), upload any image, input a simple prompt like 'girl, stomach massage', wait until it's done, enjoy Alana's funny motions. If it gives an exception while making it, just retry.
Anonymous No.103548514
>>103548195
main reason she's looking for new mods is because her current team are lazy faggots who just groom her discord and don't bother even watching her streams
Anonymous No.103550431
>>103536357
The redness around her fingertips implies something else
source: I have sister and she gets borderline burned when she gets her nails done
Anonymous No.103550760
Anonymous No.103551007
>>103539383
Anonymous No.103551257 >>103551267
>>103530786 (OP)
built for woke vtweeter cock
Anonymous No.103551267
>>103551257
Go back
Anonymous No.103552170
>>103545023
You should kill yourself for being a faggoty little princess
Anonymous No.103552283 >>103553296
>>103546961
punchable face
Anonymous No.103553296 >>103553828
>>103552283
don't punch the alana
kiss her, facial her, rape her, but don't be mean
Anonymous No.103553486 >>103553857 >>103565978
i love that chuds filter themselves out of vtuber community by watching chudtubers
Anonymous No.103553828 >>103554013
>>103553296
Yeah, be a gentleman and slap her face
Anonymous No.103553857
>>103553486
i'm trans though
Anonymous No.103554013
>>103553828
exactly
rape your alana with love and consent
Anonymous No.103554720 >>103561611
rape
Anonymous No.103555490
>>103531038
>Pippa that high
I get being a fanboy but don't even pretend those dirty jagged fingernals belong anywhere on on top of that list.
Also >>/pcg/
Anonymous No.103555530 >>103557195
You should add lifulifu to your shit list here, just as much of a retarded drama tuber as the rest of you guys regulars.
Anonymous No.103555576
>>103532975
We have been over this w Kirsche, antis are not very creative.
Anonymous No.103556647 >>103557147 >>103592625 >>103604922
Some people don't like kirsche because of political shit, others are vtuber schizo's, but the real reason to you should hate her is because she's one of those retards who cries about anime girls and hates anime shit but for some reason became a vtuber.
Anonymous No.103557147
>>103556647
No need for that, fat"phobia" is a completely valid and always relevant reason.
Anonymous No.103557195
>>103555530
>you guys regulars
Fuck off
Anonymous No.103557549
Wanna clap this smug sexy fox so bad
Anonymous No.103557695 >>103558148
I only post about alana and read alana posts here
Anonymous No.103558148 >>103558325 >>103589494
>>103557695
I wonder how much it would set me back to make a 7 foot tall version of this
Anonymous No.103558325
>>103558148
just imagine getting raped by a 7 foot tall firelana plushie
Anonymous No.103560605 >>103561611 >>103563416
saving /smug/
Anonymous No.103561611 >>103563462
>>103560605
>>103554720
Anonymous No.103561808 >>103561944
>>103532015
My God that a FAT hand.
Anonymous No.103561944
>>103561808
kys
Anonymous No.103562855
>>103532015
would
Anonymous No.103563416 >>103563462
>>103560605
why does her butt look like that
Anonymous No.103563462 >>103563925
>>103563416
answered here >>103561611
Anonymous No.103563925
>>103563462
built for big /smug/gler cock
Anonymous No.103564014
https://www.twitch.tv/Kirsche
https://kick.com/kirsche
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_VLBK5-dc4
Anonymous No.103564732
Anonymous No.103565680 >>103566307
Green berry aka Mintzey jumping
When is Alana going to participate in a vtuber tournament?
Anonymous No.103565978
>>103553486
It's counter-intuitive, but chuds don't really watch chudtubers. Chudtubers are more for centrists that like to think they're edgy. Chuds don't really want to people vtubers that bend over for trannies.
Anonymous No.103566040
>>103543811
So all of that has been reversed by her since? Great, surely you can point out when that happened, anon.
Anonymous No.103566056 >>103566213 >>103582662 >>103589494 >>103590734
well i'm done with kirsche now
she puts ketchup on eggs
Anonymous No.103566213 >>103566327
>>103566056
And what do you put on your eggs, huh?
Salsa?
Anonymous No.103566307
>>103565680
fucking never unless she gets rid of all her mods
Anonymous No.103566327
>>103566213
salt and pepper
Anonymous No.103566359 >>103566398 >>103566448
called alana mods a bunch of reddit groomers and got banned
Anonymous No.103566398
>>103566359
where, the alanacord?
Anonymous No.103566448
>>103566359
These are the same mods crying that you need to use the correct pronouns in chat, it was pretty obvious they're going to try and squash any criticism of themselves too.
Anonymous No.103566704
kir piss...
Anonymous No.103567189
>buff korsches
Anonymous No.103568389 >>103568827 >>103568875
>change your voice to sound hideous
>turn pozzed after years of spiting the people who would be into that kind of content
>”Why does no one watch me anymore?”
Anonymous No.103568390
Anonymous No.103568441
maybe keep watching the video sister
Anonymous No.103568796
Blessed be the AIbro
Anonymous No.103568827 >>103584906 >>103586139
>>103568389
8/10 b8

Would've fooled me if Kirsche didn't mention how YouTube recently made a change where you don't count as a viewer anymore unless you're actively posting comments in the live chat during the livestream…
Anonymous No.103568875
>>103568389
>>>/vt/pcg/
Anonymous No.103569411 >>103570332 >>103591086
I love how loud Alana is. Even when speaking normally. Does she have hearing problems or is just autism?
Anonymous No.103570332
>>103569411
the latter
Anonymous No.103573812
Anonymous No.103573835 >>103574619
dude...
Anonymous No.103574619
>>103573835
As one does.
Anonymous No.103574839 >>103580969 >>103589494 >>103590650 >>103601506
addicted to BEEGlana
Anonymous No.103577138 >>103577283
Sex bump
Anonymous No.103577283
>>103577138
Anonymous No.103577314 >>103580539
>>103530786 (OP)
Built for woke 0view male vtweeter cock
Anonymous No.103579364
Anonymous No.103580539
>>103577314
We all know Alana is saving herself for pippa
Anonymous No.103580969
>>103574839
>doesnt grab that fat gut.
disappointed.
Anonymous No.103582603
smug anal
Anonymous No.103582662
>>103566056
That's pretty good anon, but if consuming ketchup filters you then Kirsche is definitely not the one.
Anonymous No.103582715
>>103538361
>404
damn, at least up the time limit to 3 days when using litterbox
Anonymous No.103582787
Oh cool, now Leaflit's making videos about black crime...
Anonymous No.103583737 >>103583946 >>103584182 >>103584672 >>103592862 >>103593005
alana nursing handjob
Anonymous No.103583946
>>103583737
Fat
Anonymous No.103584182
>>103583737
cute hands
but mogged by kirsche's nails because hers are real
Anonymous No.103584672
>>103583737
*hamjobs*
Anonymous No.103584823
get some new material, antis
Anonymous No.103584906
>>103568827
>program bots to post a variation of "hey guys" every half an hour, or integrate chatgpt to make them converse with each other
>now all bots count as viewers
Anonymous No.103585563
Anonymous No.103586139 >>103586902
>>103568827
it's the exact opposite retard. /smug/ vtubers are on the rise you can check the stats. while wokies like pippa are on the decline. she literally bet on the wrong horse
Anonymous No.103586613
103586139
No (You)s for someone too stupid to realize anonymous authority (weasel wording) mixed with a vitriolic ragepost doesn't disprove anything I've said.

Stay mad.
Anonymous No.103586856
Anonymous No.103586902 >>103588570 >>103592835
>>103586139
>wokies like pippa are on the decline.
im all fairness I don't believe Pippa to be woke, she literally talks about the JQ, even Leaflit falls short of mentioning that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGpkHnkt83s
Anonymous No.103587040 >>103587122 >>103588889
Why doesn't Leflit make her own videos instead of watching asmon watch a decoyvoice video about a news clip?
Anonymous No.103587122
>>103587040
asmon doesn't really care if people react to his videos, but unironically I wanna see her do more Christian content as well, start calling out degenerate atheists
Anonymous No.103588570
>>103586902
>3 years ago
ancient history at this point. modern Pippa is a toothless normie.
Anonymous No.103588889 >>103589097
>>103587040
You reminded me of that Hasan gun-waving moment. The actual video/clip was like less than 2 minutes. Yet her video was a long time talking about a screenshot of the video someone posted on twitter, then she opened a long tectone video about the clip because she needed more context, this went on for a very long while.
All of that instead of just watching the original clip.
Anonymous No.103589097
>>103588889
I think the general idea behind that behavior, aside from just padding time, is creating layers of safety so she doesn't get a twitch ban or a DMCA. if asmon reacts to it, it's therefore safe for others to react to it, or to react to asmon reacting to it to be extra safe.
Anonymous No.103589494 >>103600839
>>103558148
doable

>>103566056
I want her to play a game in collab again, the last one with mari and hina was kino

>>103574839
kek
Anonymous No.103590203 >>103592993
I still find it hilarious that politics is seemingly the ONLY thing that doesn’t trigger Leaflit’s ADHD. With topics like videogames, or just random unserious videos, she will pause and tangent so often that she’ll be lucky to absorb even half of the info presented in what she’s β€œreacting” to. But when it’s something related to Trump or immigration or pretty much anything that gives her the chance to shit on California, she’s 100% locked in, full in-depth discussions, doesn’t miss a SINGLE word. No wonder her channel pivoted in that direction.
Anonymous No.103590527
Anonymous No.103590650
>>103574839
FATlana sex
Anonymous No.103590734
>>103566056
Ketchup on eggs ain't bad. Nothing to write home about, but it's definitely a legitimate choice of meal.
Anonymous No.103590768
>>103532366
She sounds fat and has fat girl energy anyway
Anonymous No.103590770 >>103590871 >>103596399 >>103602055
reactsloppers only deserve the rope.
You are just grifting the vtuber trend.
Anonymous No.103590871
>>103590770
>grifting
>vtuber trend
Post tits sister
Anonymous No.103591047 >>103591594 >>103600708
What's with the uptick of seething sisters and fatposting faggots?
Anonymous No.103591086
>>103569411
No she's just a fat girl
Anonymous No.103591594
>>103591047
We always get seething sisters but they rarely appear this late in the thread's life, must be the same sister coming back over and over
Anonymous No.103592086 >>103596044
Anonymous No.103592625
>>103556647
Huh is this true? I don't watch Kirsche at all
Anonymous No.103592835 >>103594932
>>103586902
>I don't believe pippa to be work
Literally tweeted out BLM support and supported twitter trannies
Anonymous No.103592862 >>103592888 >>103593042
>>103583737
lol remember when people thought she was skinny because of the leggings photo she posted on main a year ago?
Anonymous No.103592888
>>103592862
Hi lardsister, post your potbelly
Anonymous No.103592971
>>103541662
all of this written by an autistic retard trap triggered by loli who should kill themselves
Anonymous No.103592993
>>103590203
Personal experience and watching a place you used to live go downwards can focus your anger
Anonymous No.103593005
>>103583737
I knew a girl that has hands that look EXACTLY like that. She weighed like 200 pounds and was training to be a nurse. God she was so fucking annoying.
Anonymous No.103593042 >>103593285
>>103592862
She isn't skinny but she's not hog fat either
Anonymous No.103593285 >>103594817
>>103593042
Brother, you can see the fat bulging around the bones of her fingers. She's not obese, but she is overweight.
Anonymous No.103594817 >>103594941 >>103598435
>>103593285
So she has big boobies?
Anonymous No.103594932 >>103595930
>>103592835
That was Yuniluna.
Anonymous No.103594941
>>103594817
300lbs m8
Anonymous No.103594959
Leaflit should be on the kino casino.
Anonymous No.103595930
>>103594932
That's what I said
Anonymous No.103596044
>>103592086
dork
Anonymous No.103596399 >>103596722
>>103590770
>how dare you react to things we have a silent unspoken agreement to ignore because it's problematic content?!
>reeeeeeeeee grifter pickme racist sexist bigot
Anonymous No.103596722 >>103596830
>>103596399
>6 fingers
>2 thumbs
Anonymous No.103596830
>>103596722
that's all retards like the guy i replied to will get.
Anonymous No.103598421 >>103598683 >>103599021
wakey wakey /smug/ it's time to rape your alana
Anonymous No.103598435
>>103594817
With RUkrainian genes, absolutely
Anonymous No.103598683
>>103598421
Implying i ever stopped in the first place
Anonymous No.103599021
>>103598421
Anonymous No.103599967
Anonymous No.103600708
>>103591047
Unfortunately due to the nature of /smug/ these types of retards will never go away
Anonymous No.103600839
>>103589494
>Starts at $2800 but can go up to $7000
Damn are they making it out of gold and silver. Like the fabric and cutting it is time consuming but I feel the sheer amount of cotton stuffing is going to be on of the priciest point
Anonymous No.103600887
alana pussycam stream when
Anonymous No.103601222
Anonymous No.103601506 >>103601627
>>103574839
AIbro make one with BEEGlana getting a bukkake on her belly
Anonymous No.103601627
>>103601506
Anonymous No.103602055
>>103590770
Anonymous No.103603413 >>103603562
piss
https://www.twitch.tv/smugalana
Anonymous No.103603562 >>103603752
>>103603413
Alana coochie reveal this stream
Anonymous No.103603575
https://www.twitch.tv/Kirsche
https://kick.com/kirsche
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMYpYn4epi8
Anonymous No.103603718 >>103603741
>Berry said people in her DMs are begging her to do merch of those vtuber fleshlights
Hot
Anonymous No.103603741 >>103605559
>>103603718
octopussy...
Anonymous No.103603752
>>103603562
imagine the smell
Anonymous No.103603970 >>103604615 >>103605132
Smugalanas subreddit sure is full of mentally healthy individuals
Anonymous No.103604536 >>103604618
>>103530861
it's like looking at a female version of my hands... she's morbidly obese, isn't she? 300 lbs minimum.
Anonymous No.103604615
>>103603970
it's sad how bad it's become
it used to just be silly memes and fanart, now it's an elliot rodger tier woman hate subreddit
Anonymous No.103604618
>>103604536
Post your hands anon
Anonymous No.103604760 >>103604795 >>103604922
I quit AL a while ago but this is definitely a super interesting set of skins.
Anonymous No.103604795
>>103604760
Anonymous No.103604922 >>103604933
>>103604760
Anon said Kirsche hated anime stuff
>>103556647
Anonymous No.103604933
>>103604922
Anon is full of shit, what's new?
Anonymous No.103605132 >>103605518
>>103603970
Asmon's YouTube community went the same way, in just 5 months it has been taken over by the absolute worst of normalfags who support censorship and claim anything anime is pedophilia, they also really hate vtubers and link them to pedophilia of course, I'm talking the 2000s evangelist faggots
Anonymous No.103605206 >>103605224
>kirsche being gay on boat girl game
ye boi
Anonymous No.103605224
>>103605206
"I'm helping!"
Anonymous No.103605414
Alana sounded really happy when sayinh hi to Kitsu
What happened?
Anonymous No.103605518
>>103605132
nta, we ARE still in the 2000s y'know
Anonymous No.103605559
>>103603741
What does a Goldfinger character.... Oh.
Anonymous No.103605808 >>103605983 >>103606018
>>103532311
How does she wipe?
Anonymous No.103605855
>>103532311
fat FUCK, holy shit.
Anonymous No.103605872
WOMAN BAD
Anonymous No.103605983
>>103605808
kirsche has talked about this before
I don't remember what she said
Anonymous No.103606018
>>103605808
She uses the 3 seashells
Anonymous No.103606929
alana rape
Anonymous No.103606940
i'd butter kirsche's biscuits
and by that i mean cum on her ass
Anonymous No.103606946
Anonymous No.103607476 >>103607512 >>103607637 >>103607742 >>103607768 >>103609378 >>103610596
I've been watching less and less content from Alana
Which /smug/ approved members should I watch now
Anonymous No.103607512
>>103607476
Kirsche is live RIGHT NOW
Anonymous No.103607610
>vaazkl
Anonymous No.103607637 >>103609340
>>103607476
Watch Berry and Mintzey!
Anonymous No.103607742 >>103607781
>>103607476
None of em, ignore the shitters responding with off-topic non-/smug/
Anonymous No.103607768
>>103607476
Amalgamyte
Anonymous No.103607781 >>103609012
>>103607742
So we should ignore you? Got it!
Anonymous No.103607793
This react is going to last an hour because she keeps pausing at this unfunny shit which aren't even bootlegs
Anonymous No.103609012
>>103607781
Nobody cares about Amalgamyte, fag
Anonymous No.103609340
>>103607637
Are not /smug/. You deaf faggot.
Anonymous No.103609341
Alana rape in roblox
Anonymous No.103609378
>>103607476
Nyanners is live
Anonymous No.103609419 >>103609495 >>103609607 >>103609667
Considering how Kirsche is currently covering people falling in love with LLMs, whom do you think is delusionmaxxing more?
>people who unironically believe in waifus.
>people fighting for β€œwireborn rights” for their AI boyfriend/girlfriend?
Anonymous No.103609441 >>103610477
how do you even get raped in Roblox? just turn the game off. walk away from the screen
Anonymous No.103609495
>>103609419
AI does not have inherent rights.
However, AIs should be protected as property.
It's not a big deal now, but it will be as the tech improves.
Anonymous No.103609607 >>103611009
>>103609419
Damn i wish there was some solarstorm or other shit like that would fry all electronics on this wrenched planet
Anonymous No.103609667
>>103609419
>Vivy is becoming a real thing
The absolute state
Anonymous No.103610477
>>103609441
Someone said something mean to me in the chat log. I was basically raped!
Anonymous No.103610596 >>103610694 >>103611882 >>103612300
>>103607476
Watch Kitsu! She has similar opinions to Alana, but doesnβ€˜t milk the entire women bad, men good bs, and is less annoying, has overall good opinions, also she plays games and tries to do community events here and there
Ignore the faggots that hate her, she actually is an entertaining person
>inb4 kitsu is not /smug/
Yes she is, keep seething
Anonymous No.103610694
>>103610596
Kitsu is a boring whining femoid.
Also not /smug/. Keep coping.
Anonymous No.103611009
>>103609607
the little shits who made this world as bad as it is want that too, because then they'll use the chaos to establish their new world order, once people have no tech but they do since theirs are shielded.
failing that they're making the internet fake, gay and unusable without a billion bots and cameras spying on everything you do.
Anonymous No.103611177
>>103611144
>>103611144
>>103611144
Anonymous No.103611882
>>103610596
>white knighting for the local whore
Disgraceful
Anonymous No.103612300
>>103610596
I'm not watching a turk