Thread 103540494

Crazy Style Edition

This thread is made to discuss the streams of Brave US branch, V4Mirai. globie and VSPO! EN are welcome too! Idol Corp has its own thread!

Main Rentry page:
https://rentry.org/brave_ch

The talents of V4Mirai:
>Gen 1: Crystalis
【Graduated】Abi Kadabura: https://www.youtube.com/@AbiKadabura
Serina Maiko: https://www.youtube.com/@SerinaMaiko

>Gen 2: Petalight
Kou Mariya: https://www.youtube.com/@Kou_Mariya
Mono Monet: https://www.youtube.com/@MonoMonet
Yae Yugiri: https://www.youtube.com/@YaeYugiri
【Graduated】Biscotti: https://www.youtube.com/@V4Biscotti

>Gen 3: Lunalia
Alias Anono: https://www.youtube.com/@AliasAnono
Dr. NOVA(e): https://www.youtube.com/@DrNovae
REM Kanashibari: https://www.youtube.com/@REMKanashibari
Yumi the Witch: https://www.youtube.com/@YumitheWitch

>Gen 4: Voltail
Lyko Lianna: https://www.youtube.com/@LykoLianna
Poma Pon: https://www.youtube.com/@poma_pon
Rara Rocora: https://www.youtube.com/@RaraRocora
Terra 404: https://www.youtube.com/@v4terra404

Sensei's Twitter: https://twitter.com/VeeSensei
V4Mirai Twitter: https://twitter.com/V4Mirai

honse <3

Other Brave EN groups:

globie:
>Gen 1
Kumanui Miel: https://www.youtube.com/@KumanuiMiel
Reina Ronronea: https://www.youtube.com/@ReinaRonronea
Taring Hu: https://www.youtube.com/@TaringHu
【Graduated】Pippa Pebblesworth: https://www.youtube.com/@PippaPebblesworth

>Gen 2
Bonnie Barkswell: https://www.youtube.com/@BonnieBarkswell
Kiri Kilovolt: https://www.youtube.com/@KiriKilovolt
Rhubarb N. Kustard: https://www.youtube.com/@RhubarbNKustard
Alicja Da Lontano: https://www.youtube.com/@AlicjaDaLontano

>Gen 3
Maeve Morveren: https://www.youtube.com/@MaeveMorveren
【Graduated】Squirmimi: https://www.youtube.com/@squirmimi
Cera Luceria: https://www.youtube.com/@CeraLuceria
【Graduated】O'Lilou Loulou: https://www.youtube.com/@OLilouLoulou

VSPO! EN:
Remia Aotsuki: https://www.youtube.com/@RemiaAotsuki
Arya Kuroha: https://www.youtube.com/@AryaKuroha
Jira Jisaki: https://www.youtube.com/@JiraJisaki
Narin Mikure: https://www.youtube.com/@NarinMikure
Riko Solari: https://www.youtube.com/@RikoSolari

>Idol Corp / ChromaSHIFT(...?)
>>>/vt//jidf/

>Adopted Classmates
Pillowdear: https://www.youtube.com/@pillowdear
Nene Amano: https://youtube.com/@neneamanoch

>Other Useful Links
https://rentry.org/V4M_plus
https://pomu.pages.dev/v4m
https://pomu.pages.dev/brave

>Get your merch!
https://shop.bravegroup-us.com/

Previous Thread: >>103511842

Please rape me Yae

>>103540494 (OP)
Current happenings:
>Don't bite! Take it easy, okay?
>MERCH MERCH MERCH MERCH
>MORE Pillow merch! https://x.com/pillowdearASMR/status/1956161067849003339
>Penny has merch! https://pennypuffball.com/shop/
>globieFest merch! https://store.globie.net/collections/globiefest
>/become/ Petalight with these VR Chat Models! https://shop.bravegroup-us.com/collections/v4mirai-vrchat-wearables
>Get V4Mirai's Second Anniversary merch here!! https://shop.bravegroup-us.com/collections/v4mirai-2nd-anniversary
>Get V4Mirai Little Pixel keychains here! https://merch.kawaentertainment.com/products/v4mirai-little-pixel-keychains
>PastelMelon x V4Mirai on now! Lyko, Yae and Poma are still in stock! https://www.pastelmelon.com/shop?Vsnacks=V4Mirai%2520Collection
>Also another wave with more globie!
https://www.pastelmelon.com/shop?Category=Vsnacks&Vsnacks=Wave%25203%2520Collection

>Stronny's organizing a jump king tournament featuring over a hundred vtubers and it's happening on August 16th! Ala and Nene are joining! https://x.com/StronnyCuttles/status/1955390589597520182
>NEW OUTFIT PILLOW OUTFIT PILLOW NEW https://youtu.be/P4QByf9we0U
>V4Mirai will be at VeXpo! https://x.com/V4Mirai/status/1953576895536115980
>Roro hosted a Hockey League tourney! Penny, Melon, Cera, Pillow, Reina and REM participated! https://youtu.be/acwffFaXTe4 https://x.com/HiranoKokoroCh/status/1952824633893458358
>Alicja and Nene joined Stronny's school-themed ASMR relay! https://youtu.be/XsICV6iitFI https://youtu.be/w_TjWwQ_ej0
>There will be a Piller at VeXpo! Yeah! https://x.com/veizojp/status/1950964682002735357
>There will be globie stuff at VeXpo. Yeah! Meet and greets and merch! Yeah! https://x.com/globiesocial/status/1956495492692529472
>Your favorite puffball just debuted!!!!! https://youtu.be/AQjSMS5TMMo
>The VSMP is back and with a lot more girls. Look around for sudden collabs! There should be a /vsmp/ thread up to check for updates https://pomu.pages.dev/c/vsmp
>Cera is going through some family troubles, please be patient and send her support if you can
>Alicja turned DAMN into a browser extension! Add it to get daily Alicja voice messages! https://x.com/AlicjaDaLontano/status/1938321966231875884
>Yumi is NOT graduating. She'll be going on a break to take care of her mother and to work on her mental health. She'll be back in September but please send her as much love as you can https://x.com/YumitheWitch/status/1927772292299268497
>Listen to some recent covers!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSTDRJES_9g
https://youtu.be/kJPQRCH9GyU
https://youtu.be/079YIGlgqUY
https://youtu.be/qoHbDNloq1Q
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Mpp4OoN2kw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMmzvYVg3ew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqs93ecmxiI
https://youtu.be/1bgS0FBO8Bw
https://youtu.be/vu18X1MCBCU

>>103540598
That's not how that works!

My wife Alias is hyping up vexpo

I like how most of the times the new bread comes out as I'm about to go to sleep, so it's easy to backread in the morning. Thanks baker-chan.
Anyways, I love my Browife!

Just because she's smelling like wet dog, it doesn't mean she deserves less love
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0PVV-3MCHU

I need to dip Terra in honey mustard and eat her

Shaking it with Nene!
Baking it with Nene!
Doing a third thing with Nene!

damn Yae getting beaten by her own premise then getting salty about it, a tale as old as time...

>>103541065
Third thing is my favorite

Nobody likes to talk about it, but the third thing is actually wakipai

Gentle handholding with Poma!
Having three beautiful children with Poma
Absolutely getting freaky with Poma and demanding a pomjob instead of marriage!

Pulling Terra's braids!
Smacking Terra's butt!
Telling Terra she's adopted!
Making Terra cry!

gaoooo

oh my gosh i gotta remember to clip that

Threesome with Nene and Poma or Nene and Dog

Ah wife still doesn't have an ac... Have to end or she'll actually die if heat stroke

So which con whores are flying all the way to vexpo

>>103542109
whores can't fly they gallop

Yae's mannerism really is suited for a more loli model

>>103541125
...tale as old as time...

>>103540494 (OP)
i love this dirty escort so much

>>103540494 (OP)
whoa baker-chan can make gifs

what a long day at work, I wonder what's- holy hell yae SEX

>>103541790
Nene and Dog because they're canonically sisters which makes it hotter

>>103542527
Her and Terra should swap

>>103545329
yeah, swap my cum between them

>Friday night
>Only one streaming is the chicken nugget
No...

Yumi tonight?

I miss Yae...I need to be inside her...

>>103545764
In the procreation way or in the vore way

>>103545480
Nope

Why is Alias's VOD gone?

>>103546412
She pulled out her Aliases and shot some girl ghoul at the chatters

>>103546412
Accidentally showed not Alias so vod went boom. Not much happened during the stream since she almost passed out from heat stroke

Seri go live

>>103546483
hilarious mistake rumao

Pre-emptively kissing the baker goodnight <3

>>103545480
Yes

>>103545480
maybe

Holy shit gyaru ala is pure sex

>>103547449
where?

See you tomorrow!!

>>103548217
goodnight! love you!

>>103548217
Sweet dreams!

>>103548217
Good night cutie

>>103548217
gn

>>103548217
sleep tight ily

>>103548217
ptoo

>>103548217
gnite

https://x.com/LykoLianna/status/1956631188132462672
GFE?

>>103549580
this dumb cat has to be doing it on purpose at this point

>>103549680
Divegrass anon, heres a jira chant for now

>>103549770
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7MQl4i8-BU&t=750s
i don't think she has any iconic music but kyofuu allback is nice
https://files.catbox.moe/b2c54w.mp4 or country roads

>>103549854
SOVL SOVL SOVL!!! HER ANUS IS POSITIVELY QUIVERING WITH SOVL!

Yumi live!!!!!!!!!!!!!

https://www.twitch.tv/yumithewitch
The best time of the week is finally here again

I missed her voice and giggles...

>>103550190
She has the cutest giggles in this corp by far, it's not even close

Her mother is not dead!!!!

>>103550242
brat

>>103550242
Yumi's are better

>>103550263
OUT OF10?!

Everything she was growing besides the radishes are dead

Yae in chat

>>103550398
She's watching her oshi

>>103550398
Dirty escort!

>>103550231
Actually it's very close because we have a lot of very cute and sweet girls here

Yumi will be back in September, but will take the last week of it off

Yumi likes pegging

Yumi will commission a Lara Croft outfit if the new tomb raider game is announced

Yumi wants to voice a hentai

notAlias should mix notYumi's RPlay scenarios

this is the most live posting ive seen in a year...carry on, i enjoy it

>>103550834
There's always some sort of liveposting happening whenever Yumi streams

>>103550811
She already offered to do it

>>103550834
I do it every Yumi stream

Hag4Mirai is false because Terra is a child

Yumi wants to watch more Mariya streams

Yumi met Gaga before she released her first album

Yumi has no tattoos because she's indecisive

Yumi can't make it stay in the hole

Lunalia agreed to Yumi's Twilight D&D

Data sensei is the one that took numbers sensei place, Yumi likes him because he likes horror

number-sensei gone. data-sensei now

Yumi's brother is a pro Fortnite player

Yae being a sexpest in chat

Yumi's pussy on stream

Yumi was a teenager in 2006

Yumi is excited for her 2.0

>>103553004
She got her latex bodysuit

Slide it in just for Yumi

https://x.com/Vtuber_Expo/status/1956687436827758755
Puffball and Goose doing something secret at VeXpo on the main stage

>>103553157
Gross

Yumi in latex is something that I've had a long time to prepare for, yet I don't think my penis will ever be ready

>>103553983
good thing the 2.0 isn't a latex suit then

>>103553983
She said they didn't allow it

>>103553999
>>103554019
Welp she's graduating

>>103553157
Tell me who you hang out with and I'll tell you who you are. Photo type

>>103554225
No, she said art sensei helped her get a cute outfit that she really likes

>>103554130
she terrifies me in a good tingly way

>>103553157
I knew I was right for getting weird vibes fromher

Calypso is coming soon

early mari kohu!

>>103554130
does this girl also grant wishes...

My oshi on stream

>calypso tickling Yumi's foot
god IWTWM

>>103554947
He's just making sure we have more Yumi's giggles

I miss Yumi...

>>103555022
See you next month

>>103555120
The clown will stream soon, she realized that streaming is what she needs to do to get over her depression

>>103555163
They all say that and take another 3 weeks to actually stream

>>103555264
She said on the discord that she was only waiting for a bg artist to stream (5 artists ghosted her) but said that she might just do it anyway

https://x.com/Vtuber_Expo/status/1956717633702936988
V4 panel at VeXpo

>>103555430
I'm gonna vote for Terra or Rara. Alias has dissociative identity disorder, Mariya does not want to lead anyone, and Poma is Canadian.

>>103555430
>Mari will be away for a week until the Saturday before VeXpo
>Her comeback will be in a panel in the con
You love to see it

>>103555430
So Alias is obviously going Mono is going, Mari is going
Is Poma going on another camping trip?

>>103555430
>V4 panel at 3pm
>V4 concert at 4pm
>Pillow M&G at 3:30pm-4:30pm
Oh that's annoying scheduling.

>>103555503
I think only Mari and the Europeans are going, that's why they're the opening concert

>>103554824
You know the price :3

[DIVEGRASS NEWS]
WE ARE IN VTL9!!
It's time to start getting hyped because in a few weeks we'll be kicking a Kouhai around on the field!

Gonna start collecting resources for the aesthetics for our players over this weekend, and while this would be mostly on my end, if you have any ideas for the player models, don't hesistate to yell for me!

What I'd like your help with tho are the music and chants! We need:
- Anthem
- Goal Horn (a special, more personalized one for Novaldo would also be nice)
- Some chants too add to the ever increasing pile

The Logo of our team is also still in the works, so if you have any feedback on that, don't hold back!
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//v4m/

The player numbers were also updated with suggestions from last thread, and I'd like to bring up >>103527594 again for anons to vote on our kits(select 3, 2 for outfield and 1 for goalie), with >>103526502 being our main kit.

Thank you so much for your continued feedback and engagement with this!

>>103556271
>we'll be kicking a Kouhai around on the field!
their torment never ends

>>103556335
My headcanon is that a kouhai asked for it, so I'll ask to make him blush a lil so it's aight he's into it

>>103556335
physical pain helps me forgetting the mental pain

>>103556271
>novaldo
Is there an audio of doc screaming SIIIIIUUUUUUU ?

>>103556371
I asked for it and I'm not a kouhai, but I'm sure they'll like it, just like this one >>103556404

Senseis please give Serina hip tracking mashallah

>>103556814
They don't give tracking, the talents have to buy it themselves

>>103556856
We gotta kill the senseis

>>103556890
Dibs on Vee's corpse!

https://youtu.be/sgMGWHzc46Q
Piller comfy morning

>>103555707
You can always trust the face of V4Mirai to be there

>>103557291
She doesn't even have V4Mirai on her names anymore

>>103556271
Anthem could be New Sekai

mariya is basically an anagraph of v4mirai (depending on the typeface), so she is likely secretly in charge of the entire branch. this will be revealed along with a few more shocking twists in a 45 minute post-credits scene following her fake-out graduation in the near future

>>103556271
We GOTTA add Mono's announcing her masturbation somewhere

New Kanna MarioKart tournament, at least Pillow and Mono are on it

>>103558889
kino timeline

>>103558889
Yae, Cera, Penny, Nene (Amano), Miel, REM and Kiri as well

>>103558889
>>103558994
Plus Mono in this

>>103558994
Mari's not in due to her family trip (going to VeXpo)

>>103559014
Another Kanna fetish revealed

>>103559062
consex*

Money prize

>>103540639
Could I ask for the following to be added in the end of "current happenings" for this prep period so anons don't have to search for my posts if they have ideas
-----------------------------------------------------------------
[Divegrass feedback and additions]
We are participating in VTL9!
Since this is a group event, all feedback and ideas are welcome, specially
- Billboards (512x96 pixels, image or gif, get creative!)
- Sounds (Anthem, Goal Horns and ESPECIALLY hype chants]
-----------------------------------------------------------------


Oh also if anyone is a Blender expert and wants to help even more directly by making our player models, reach out! I'd literally do /zords/ things to you for it!

>>103558994
I guess this explains why Yae wanted to play some Mario Kart

>>103557366
Yeaaa, I think this would be it for our anthem, thank you!
>>103558840
Oh absolutely, was it an audiopost or a discord/twitter post?

Complicated qualifying rules

>>103559348
Not really, it distributes the players between the second round based on their positioning in the first round.

>>103559078
High V-cut leotards are also my fetish.

Participants

Cera, Penny and Miel on the A cup

[Very Important Message from Pillow]

Getting pulled by Pillow!

https://x.com/LykoLianna/status/1956759357947064382
Lyko...

Yae and Nene on B cup

>>103559841
>Nene on B cup
blasphemy

>>103559297
>Oh absolutely, was it an audiopost or a discord/twitter post?

>>103559963
my oshi

>>103559963
Amazing. Saved, thank you anon!

Kiri, Pillow and Arya's wife and Amora racing against last year champion on D cup

Mono racing against Blair

>>103560221
REM is in that group, too...

>>103560221
Essie and Raki too, GFE race

REM, Mono and Pillow's wife on E cup

REM and Mono in cup E

Kanna has knife ears now?

>>103560382
She's no longer a duck. Sorry.

Yumi's wife on G cup

>>103560447
harpyduck anime girl gfe

>>103560447
I like knife ears and didn't like the duck so this is all positives for me

>>103560382
She's a duck harpy as of about a month ago. Even has a wings toggle.

Yae

>>103560221
How amusing

>>103560252
oh its on novas birthday, rem really hates her genmates huh

seeexo

Mariya...
https://x.com/koumariya/status/1956778802887184847

>>103562133
Just fucking graduate already

>>103562133
>>103562532
What does she mean by this?

Think before you leap

Husband-kun is abusing her..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErwYQTOwt6w
Alias reupload

>>103562758
Husband is V4Mirai the shocking reveal

>>103560463
>>103560252
>>103560245
>>103560125
>>103559841
Who the fuck is Name Here and why can they play in every division?

>>103563596
that name here ? me

>>103563636
You better throw so the girls can have a nice time and be placed higher

>>103563596
There are open slots for more girls to join

>>103563701
meds

>>103562546
What does that say about the "talents" that still sign those contracts?

>>103563741
Mari already said she was desperate and about to quit when they offered her the job during a con

>>103563761
She should stop sulking

Last night's stream is proof Yae can have kids

>>103563761
Crying wont bring back the dead. Suck it up and keep going or gove it up and take the indie pill again. Bwing on the fence is just annoying

I'm going to kiss baker-chan and nobody can stop me

Taking a talent's vagueposting seriously is already mega mongoloid shit, but to take MARI'S ALT vagueposting seriously is just pathetic

>>103564765
Nobody's taking her seriously but I want her to leave so she can finally shut up

mozumi hates poma..... friendship over....

>>103565197
I'm glad all it takes to end this friendship is Mozu having a correct opinion

Pretty sure that's Alias doing the narration on toffee's debut stream

Alias (or not) doing the lore intro for Toffee

>>103565197
Isn't this that whore that called Mono a latinx?

>>103565821
They're chill now

https://x.com/CeraLuceria/status/1956809332181610497
>Any toe enjoyers :3

>>103565821
She raided into Mono earlier this week

>>103565974
Are they friends now that Mozzu has a boyfriend? Maybe that was the solution

just had sex with Poma

Alias watching Toffee

>>103566287
Not blue lmfao

can someone interpret this does she mean nene

It was threesome with Nene and Poma after all

>>103566287
on her asmr account too lmao

>>103565629
>>103565630
notAlias in the credits

>>103566922
That's notnotAlias

>>103566936
I thought that was notnotnotAlias?

>>103566949
notnotnotAlias is the cow

>>103566922
>2 different notAlias credited
wao

>>103566970
I thought the cow was notnotAlias.

>>103566977
THe mixer account was created first, and she was going to use it to stream, but realized it was best to make another one

>>103567002
Ok that makes sense. It feels like with the coming revival of the originalAlias that the cow will never be anything other than a vtweeter.

>>103567047
Didn't she rename her Twitch to the cow? Though honestly I have no idea what's going on in the Alias extended universe

>>103567168
Yes, she did it a while ago

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ADAFxlG34fg
Nova Horror games

>>103565336
Go to bed Jira, try to fix your sleep sched

>>103567509
jira would never use c*pital letters

>>103567558
ok Jira, then go to bed now

>>103567611
>:(

I am so happy that Poma is happy! She's been through a lot and she deserves a happy stress-free weekend.

>>103567509
Why would Jira say bad things about League?

>>103567632
But all the bad has been self-inflicted

>>103567632
When will you get a nice time after all the stress she gave you due to her lies?

>>103567735
I know. I was hurt when she said she would stream on dog once a week and then didn't. All my predictions have fallen through and now I look like an utter fool to the thread. My reputation is ruined. But I forgive her because she is cute and happy and I love her.

>>103567307
>Doc in one ear
>Some whore slobbering over my ears in the other
>1l of freshly made instant coffee
>Tomato
>Autism vidya on main monitor
Oh yea boys, it's gonna be a good evening tonight

>>103567923
>coffee
>tomato
eewww

>>103568128
>He doesn't know

>>103567674
wait
I read that wrong, I read as mozzu red flag being league, sorry I'm drunk already
>>103567623
you can stay up a bit more Jira, sorry

https://x.com/mono_monet/status/1956820038452957204
The guy sent her a maro about it

>>103568262
Weird behavior

>>103568262
With the awful stutter and shit too...

>>103568262
Oshi-less behavior

>>103568262
kek

>>103559231
>I'd literally do /zords/ things to you for it!
see you later losers im about to lose my virginity!

>>103568262
Champion. Hero. Patriot. Knight of the Round Table.

>>103568770
I am not kidding, if you start making models for our players I will do plenty of <3 and ~ at you
Speaking of which

>[DIVEGRASS NEWS]
A few of our v4m girls don't yet have their mmd models out, and I wouldn't want to force the anons in the discord to make full body models for them when we will eventually(like in the same month) get them, so would it be ok if:
>GFE Cat
>STEAMING HOT YEEN PISS
>Doing three assorted things with Poma
>Nursing Handjob Queen
>Child/10
>Sex with chocolate dogs
were only head models on the standard kit we decide on for this league? They would all be updated for the next league

>>103568967
SHYP's model should be a pommie with a big yellow stain

>>103569075
I like that idea actually, that way we don't have 2 pomas. If others agree, I'm up for updating that in my notes for when I put in the aes request

https://x.com/V4Mirai/status/1956839346503586051
Gift acceptance rules at VeXpo. Need to get some postcards and stationery for letters.

>>103569313
>still no scratch cards or robux
This is why Mari hates you

?

>>103571172
the simulation.

>>103571172
been watching a lot of pigeon tiktoks lately

>make it sweaty
what did she mean by this

Mari watching Minto

>>103572833
Fork found in fork store

>>103573332
She said she would be VOD gang due to being with her sister

>>103573332
why is there a store dedicated to selling forks

>>103573332
Cum found in Mono

>>103573370
Anon...

>>103573384
Yae found in escort emporium

>>103573380
...so you can buy a fork. Anon do you eat with your hands?

Minto is singing the song she sang in Mari's concert

She looks like Shiki

>>103574104
The Shiki who can kill servants?

Bonnie always has a bigger head than her guest. I guess it’s cause she’s dog

Lyko is fucking dying

>>103574891
Oh to be Lyko's porcelain throne right now...

>>103574942
oh so you guys are just like the broomies huh

>>103575061
Aussies have the most fragrant and tasteful anuses

>>103575061
Broomates like to be sat on, not shit on

>>103575089
imagine gnawing clods off her chocolate star

>love butthole
>Hate poop
Thank God idols don't shit

>>103575233
Mari is the only idol

>>103575412
True, that's why Mari never takes any toilet break on stream

>>103575504
She took one on her birthday last year

>>103575127
i've seen at least one of them say otherwise, and as we all know, generalizing groups of people is fine if you're doing it to insult them

>>103575535
There's only 2 broomates in this thread and I'm one of them

>>103575521
Nope. She never did

>>103575535
Its true, 10/10 would suck the brown off yumis logs. I also pose as other fandoms to make them look bad
t. broommate

>>103575750
I'd do a tim tam slam with Yumi's chocolate logs

https://twitch.tv/yaeyugiri
Yaecraft

https://www.twitch.tv/yaeyugiri
WIFE LIVE

>headaches
It's because your period is coming up

>>103577566
anon thats almost a week away

>>103577644
petalight start theirs around the 20th

>>103577716
i know which is about a week away, you might start ovulating in a bit but you dont start experiencing the negative effects this early

Ala approves of this art
https://x.com/UshiMomoka/status/1956750544552243521

v4mirai girls are built for getting their backs blown out by woke atheist 0view male vtweeter cock

>>103579317
husband-kun.....

>>103579317
yeah. mine.

I only like Yae for her body

>>103580122
go back to /tingles/

>you clanker
>you damn clink
OH MY GAO JIRA YOU CANT SAY THAT

bolt brain…

https://x.com/ChromaSHIFT_BUS/status/1956898777387663414
So V4 doesn't get the bikini summer event cause brave is spending the budget on chromashit? No wonder the girls have been active on their pls lately

Is Mari indie now?

>Jira sees the egg carrier
>immediately takes a mocking tone and goes “its 2025 you can use the proper terminology” (mocking trannies)
damn I didn’t know she was based like that

>>103580122
Yae does as well

>>103580840
I wish, then she would stop vagueposting

i'm rotating three tabemonos in my mind

>>103580838
please understand they are a small company, no money, please buy the merch

>>103581012
It’s hard to feel bad for her when she is always vague posting or throwing the other girls under the bus.

>>103581075
I'm rotating 5 and they're also bouncing on Mono's boobs

>>103581359
im rotating 4 stacked on eachother spinning in different directions while a bigger one swings two tabemonos like nunchucks connected via their anus behind the stack.

I'm not rotating any tabemonos. I can't. I'm not capable of it. My brain is too fucking small!!!

>>103581075
But can you rotate them in different directions?

>>103540494 (OP)
QUICK- you have to make a case to mono monet why YOU should be her husband- what do you say?!

I am not mono btw.

>>103582408
I should not be her husband because I am already married.

>>103582408
im successful enough to support her but enough of a failure that she wont feel like im too good for her and ive enough degeneracy that she can be completely open to me but still feel like i can be introduced to her mother. Im not a complete schizo for her anymore so she wont feel like i simply exist for her. also i want to have lots of kids and want to keep her fat latina hangers constantly lactating till the very last egg. Also i can spin a pen.

>>103582495
but there aren't any kouhais or booquets left here. the schizo would never lie to me. so what on earth are you

>>103582572
nta but i am a booquet

>>103582408
I have nothing to offer except adventure. Mono is the cutest girl in the universe.

>>103582408
I don’t reallyknow how to talk to women but um...
You’re really kind and pretty.. and uh
please sit on my face

>>103582647
0 points you broke idiot

>>103582495
0 points

>>103582558
5 points (or 8)
>introduced to her mother
How would you sell yourself to the Madame Monet and convince her you're not a fucking loser taking advantage of her daughter.

Keep in mind you also have to win over her
-stepfather
-sister
-brother in law
Or else they will assume you're just after her fat tits and nothing else.

>>103582720
Bill d'hauterive is that you?

>>103580838
The US branch specifically seems like they aren't getting a budget increase despite what we have seen about Brave that would allow it to happen. And between all the different things Brave US has dipped their toes into and gotten involved with between acquiring what is now Chromashift and the homos, that money can only go so far. I understand why our cousins right now since it is a step away or two away from being a gigantic writeoff with what has happened recently with people departing from their last beloved generation so they need to invest in it to stabilize it. Homos are offtopic so forgive me but in regards to that, Brave US are putting some gigantic investment into it with 3D and music videos and dancing (which is a quite interesting angle to go for in that market). All of that costs money that Brave US don't have. It's understandable given that and the budget not increasing why the rest of the year isn't going to be like what happened in 2024. But this is stupid because we've seen what happens when Vtuber companies needs to play musical chairs with limited resources, and the most likely outcome is it doesn't work and sets back or fails the talents.

>>103580838
I want to fund Mono's third bikini.

I'll bake I guess

>>103582408
I will love her fat hispanic bunda till the end of time. I’ll always hype up your wins in silly retro games like they’re world records, make sure your snacks are stocked at all times, and never let you carry groceries alone. Plus, my love comes with lifetime free DLC: bad jokes, unconditional loyalty, and forehead kisses on demand. You literally cannot get a better deal anywhere else.

Shake it and bake it, Nene!

>>103582930
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>>103582740
nothing too crazy, just arrive with flowers and some backed goods i made myself be polite and kind, pretend im just a good natured lad but accidentally reveal i spent weeks preparing for the meeting so she realizes im just a doofus who loves her daughter.
she doesnt give a fuck about step bro and her step dad just needs to see me work a weed wacker to be smitten. Her sister will hate me no matter what unless i maintain a general sexual tension by seeming attracted to her but attempting to hide it thus preventing her from being too outwardly aggressive and instead adopt a sort of teasing camaraderie since i make her feel younger and beautiful to be pined at by a younger man. Also i can pick locks.

>>103582408
I got a big dick

>>103582408
Uhhhh I can cook and I have a stable job
I would want to save up with her to move to a decent house so she wouldn't be cooped up in an apartment anymore

>>103582740
I may be fucking loser but I’m not taking advantage of your daughter. I’m not just any fucking loser mind you, I’m a well paid fucking loser.