Thread 103540671

ϟ Lia Liker's Secret Clubhouse ϟ

>NO GIRLS ALLOWED

Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/RinkouAshelia
Twitter: https://twitter.com/rinkouashelia
Twitter Alt: https://twitter.com/wiawia_
Schedule: https://x.com/rinkouashelia/status/1954741820937941040

ϟ Next time on Lia ϟ
>Lia karaoke SOON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5_FTW_G91s

ϟ Previously on Lia ϟ
>Legit Phase ABO tierlist!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFMdoE8B550


ϟ Current Events ϟ
>Lia's birthday merch, including a boob mousepad, idol light stick, and beach towel, is on sale now and will be available until August 31st!
https://shop.phase-connect.com/collections/ashelia-rinkou-%E9%88%B4%E9%A6%99%E3%82%A2%E3%82%B7%E3%82%A7%E3%83%AA%E3%82%A2-birthday-2025-celebration-collection
>Lia will be performing in a 3D concert at San Japan in San Antonio, Texas on August 30th!
https://x.com/SanJapan/status/1950345637075075457
>OriginS premiered a cover!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-X3TcoUEUw
>OriginS did a choose your own adventure VN, please play along!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTn6LxHniGg
>On September 13, Lia will be playing in a FFXIV charity event
https://x.com/MogTalkTweets/status/1955705919947596024

ϟ Teen Idol Sensation ϟ
>Vtuber Awards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2pK-g-UAWI
>Anime NYC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PKxPSiOmSU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGIdCpB7uiE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGcTqrDviIs
>The OriginS of Stars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gl9B6D3ru7M
>Nikke 2.5 Anniversary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bb4e7kYxSDA

ϟ Lia For Sale ϟ
>Marketable Lia Plushie WOW!!
https://hinatsukki.bigcartel.com/product/tenma-lia-plushie
>Chibi Lia daki pillow and daki pillow keychin OMG!
https://kohibean.bigcartel.com/product/phase-connect-chibi-dakimakura-pillows
https://www.capippalisttradeguild.com/product/9in-dakimakura-keychain-furry-lia/287
>Lia shirts WTF!
https://www.etsy.com/listing/1703389308/lia-pocket-t-shirt
https://hinatsukki.bigcartel.com/product/liapockettshirt
https://www.imperialbdu.com/en-us/products/lia-juicejack-me-t-shirt?variant=48652510822675
>Lia is in a real TCG!
https://oshipush.com/shop-2/
>Charms, Pins, Stands, Patches, Stickers, Happi & Prints!
https://luwud.com/products/phase-connect-rubber-keychains?variant=48437521645861
https://luwud.com/products/pc-lia-11x17-print-iridecent-foil
https://vassociates.net/products/preorder-unofficial-ashelia-rinkou-happi
https://www.etsy.com/listing/1857002240/preorder-phase-connect-holoen-indie
https://534studios.com/store/p/phase-connect-standees-newcie
https://genieart.bigcartel.com/product/enamel-pins-phase-connect
https://genieart.bigcartel.com/product/charms-phase-connect
https://www.minsgraph.store/product-page/phase-connect-lia-acrylic-keycharm-preorder?currency=USD
https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/minsgraph/
https://www.etsy.com/listing/1624930224/phase-connect-enamel-pins
https://kohibean.bigcartel.com/product/pippa-chibi-standee
https://spoonillust.com/products/phase-connect-charm-pre-order-2?variant=45648495247460
https://www.etsy.com/listing/1802171532/preorder-phase-connect-and-indie-vtuber
https://concon.shop/products/phase-connect-die-cut-mini-sticker-1?variant=45490832933038
https://www.etsy.com/listing/1878909317/lia-from-phase-connect-commission-art
https://www.etsy.com/listing/1821427226/phase-connect-acrylic-keychains
https://www.etsy.com/listing/1891162883/1st-cyber-warfare-division-liacons
https://www.etsy.com/listing/1853307961/phase-connect-acrylic-charms-vol-1
https://www.capippalisttradeguild.com/product/13x19-print-the-streamer-formerly-known-as-ashelia-denied-art-/70
https://www.etsy.com/listing/4315715246/phase-connect-acrylic-keychain
https://www.etsy.com/listing/1659547819/25in-phase-connect-talents-keychain
https://merch.kawaentertainment.com/products/pc-pixel-keychains
>Free Lia 3D model! Yes, FREE!!!!
https://ko-fi.com/s/409b01b34f
>BUY THE LIA COFFEE
https://shop.phase-connect.com/collections/coffee/products/black-coffee-ashelia-rinkou-custom-roast


ϟ Other useful links ϟ
>New to Lia and are looking for VOD suggestions?
https://rentry.org/LiaLikerVault
>Free Lia desktop assistant!
https://mega.nz/folder/JrtjCbhD#qZoHWqnoa8Qztf84Qlvq3Q
>Cytube channel:
cytuDOTbe/r/VODclubhouse (replace DOT with .)
>Divegrass team:
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//lia/


Remember to only love Lia, and never watch other girls. Only Lia will ever love you. ପ(๑•ᴗ•๑)ଓ

Previous Thread: >>103505352

Pink

pink

Lolicon love

Pink

25 minutes and no confirmation of stream
im going to bed

>>103540773
gayest post of the year

After all, Lia is a teen idol sensation

>>103540876
>sexy job eimi
>lia ya hard

>>103540734
loliconcon love

>>103540804
im tired. i worked a long day. if she isn't gonna confirm her stream, then i am not staying up to watch her stream

>>103540954
strongest EST sissy

not looking good

what if she's crying and pulling her hair out because she hates how she sounds tonight

>>103541366
then she should pull the stick out of her ass and loosen up

Stream status?

I believe in my Lia.

liv
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5_FTW_G91s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5_FTW_G91s

>>103540773
KWAB

>>103541806
I don't think he cares. He seems like an anon with his convictions.

>>103541841
He seems like a lil bitch.

>>103541903
sex

>>103541903
She's so fucking cute with dark hair. Blonde hair is overrated desu.

>>103541935
Die

never seen her with blue hair before

>>103541986
Ya boil.

wonder what she's eating

>>103542070
pasta

thread hasn't timelooped in a really really long time

>>103542152
i been good

>still no stream confirmation tweet
its over

>Doki's APEX torunament
>the League charity tournament
>FF14 charity tournament
esports Lia

ion even know what pvp is

>i stayed up to listen to ff14 slop
i sleep

more like warrior of shite

double yew double yew eeee

Double U
Double U
E

>103516702
I adapted that post from the Mighty Clouds of Joy live performance of "If Jesus Can't Fix It". A lot of my middle period Lia writing revolved around the deeper dopaminergic and psychological aspects of Idol culture and the animistic Japanese spiritual parallels of allegory to contemporary Christian psychiatric intervention by providing a "Higher Power" (Idol) to circumvent maladaptive self image and habit by "piggybacking" a more desirable moral frame work onto a failed self conceptualization.

The purest Idol culture necessarily revolves around a Jesus like mimetic framework where they sacrifice themselves for their fans.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZ7wb2cLaiA

What the fuck is she even talking about

Thats right she is on her Pekora

>>103542862
*period
Strange autocorrect

Did she ever show up for stream?

So the best way to befriend Lia is gay porn?

Gacha is killing Las Vegas

Twilight Sparkle GOAT

>>103543061
Tell them to expand their prostitution industry to Amsterdam's level and their problems will be solved.

>>103543062
hi chrissy

>>103543061
It unironically is a factor

>>103542900
I know what you jerk it to.

love this song

if she reopened her throne i'd buy her a switch 2 desu

>>103543542
She isnt allowed to have it anymore

>>103543623
would she be creeped out if i mailed one to her house

Panty sniffer mentioned

>>103543674
Kill yourself irl

>>103543728
what about in skyrim or something instead

>>103543674
Dont even joke about that what is wrong with you? Youre a big reason why she hates her fanbase

>>103543796
what the fuck i just want her to be happy

>>103543623
Nonsense. Rie just opened one a couple months back.

west coast posters are creepy and proving again to be the niggers of the fanbase

>>103543826
what does that blkad fraud have to do with Lia having a throne? Lia lost hers as punishment for her fuck up years ago.

Yo this thread is ass tonight

>>103543871
Not really.

>>103543871
What if I post this ham?

>>103543905
Very lickable tummy.

>>103543816
no, you keep making posts about going to her house or sending stuff. nobody is laughing and if you want to make her happy, you should kill yourself unironically.
i feel sorry for your mother.

thread never acts like this when Lia streams to the east coast

>>103543955
That's not me, lad.

>>103543871
Next Lia will be better.

>>103543955
Based

There are more posts complaining about the thread's quality than there are bad posts. The most insecure timezone is so desperate for validation that they'll make a mountain out of a mole hill just to feel superior.

>>103544144
>schizoposting
>based

>>103544195
make better posts or kys

the dox stalker would be dealt with if this was /vyt/ you know
and you get to still have a divegrass team

>>103544224
I don't think you even know what a bad post is.

>>103544263
No one posted dox, numbnuts.

working mp4s sound pretty yummy

Reeks of ham in here.

>>103543871
west coast posters really showing their asses tonight

>>103544431
The projection is insane.

>dox stalker
lol

cute dork

there is a Central timezone flyover simp causing trouble I can sense it

>>103543674
>>103543787
>>103543816
The bad posts.

>103543829
>103543871
>103543955
>103544003
>103544027
>103544263
>103544395
>103544431
>103544471
The "good & totally-not-making-the-thread-worse" posts.
East coasters need to unironically blow their fucking brains out.

>>103544657
they arent even here they went to bed.

LIA stands for
Love
I
liA

>>103544683
It's probably the skinwalking ham, then.

no more time zone wars

>>103544701
Nah, I think it is this >>103544560
reeks of someone from that shithole Ohio

EAR RAPE

>>103544721
We should find him and smash him with rocks.

god i love her

consider yaoi christmas carols with her 3d model

her signing makes the bad thoughts go away

precious

>>103544984
She's so cuuute and she hates us.

>>103544263
Vyt faggots don't deserve to be in divegrass

>>103545052
and yet most of them are

Who is botting her. Numbers just doubled.

>>103545052
obviously they have turned the league into a mickey mouse league, but that is life in the big city

>>103545080
watchin lia on 200 screens

Consecutive streams where Lia has mentioned tongue kissing: 36

>>103545066
I respect /tsunx/.

this is so cute i might explode

kek

what song is this

This is an embarassing shit show. She's been streaming for how many years? And she can't even do a simple karaoke stream. I'm a big Kagepro fan too and we've gotten 2 songs and instead a few of unrelated songs? I'll be writing corprate about this.

can someone fuck this guy's ass already

>>103545213
It's so cool hearing her bits of polished singing lessons skills sneak into the song and bring back the full blown studio quality performance mixed with her goofy otaku laugh and other dork mannerisms. She's the real deal USDM Idol dream.

i hate this thread so god damn much it is unreal

Lia is a pretty princess

>>103545304
his bussi probably rancid

I miss Lia :(

feel all warm and fuzzy inside

wate the wia

lia genuinely makes me feel butterflies in my tummy

What if Lia got singing lessons.

west coast posters continue to embarrass themselves baka the east coast chads are gonna back read this thread and probably decide to never post here again

>>103545482
you're still upset about that cow Gumbun being negged yesterdat, and that is why you are being a nasty little shit today?

>>103545602
Motherfucker, I don't even give a shit about Gumbun. And the threadshitter isn't me.

havent seen the thread be this dire since Valentines Day. Sort your shit out, faggots, or dont bother baking and posting.

Having a bad day? Need a smoke?

this all started because of the switch 2 psycho

Lia archive
https://gofile.io/d/p2D8jX

This all started when your retarded father didn't pull out on time.

holy shit she was cute tonight
she makes me feel like i am back in grade school

>>103542473
>>103545602
Very curious that these are the only two posts that got deleted.

>>103545953
probably got bonked for shitposting in pcg

>>103546087
no i self deleted the second one because I was being a nasty shit myself.

>>103546170
I've been good. Why can't you have a little fucking faith in me?

high speed chase
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2NXsZcoZEU

Gays out!

>>103546568
Stop stealing the Gays for yourself

>>103545449
Same. She was next level cute tonight

>>103545819
Ty archive king

Youtube archive up.
https://youtu.be/Zo7dhNgu2w0?si=gVxgwhHJ5FqLir4a

>>103546810
Kill yourself.

>>103547326
Stop blaming me for shitting up the thread.

Why is she like this?

Not going to be nasty.

nini

gn gay boy

i'm not a ham

you are what you eat

.

he's right

some of you, homos https://litter.catbox.moe/l2o2yzaar9yow6qh.mp4

great, now i'm hard

9

>>103546810
Ty!

eito in the mato

lia status?

>>103553929
She's Lia.

new animation
https://x.com/PK_Tongol/status/1956611808682484198

>wake up
>I missed Lia becoming hatsune miku unironically
>you miserable fags are incapable of having fun without me
I should kill myself

>>103554634
this is well done!

>>103554786
Where were you we needed you

>>103555253
sleeping. if you need a hyper autistic gayboy cooldown posting to enjoy teen idol sensation karaoke there is nothing I can do for you

>>103555289
It helps drown out anti posting

>>103555580
fw this heavy

>>103555663
an anon put so much love into it. fav soundpost of all time

>>103555580
What does it sound like

>>103555827
heavens BGM

>>103555849
pale squishy underbutt my beloved

1 hour into VOD Lia MIGHT sing, lets go

we're in lads

>>103556137
this is the season
it's coming home

>>103556137
What is this for

I miss Lia

>>103556331
/vt/ League 9

I like Lia

>>103556432
What?

>>103556418
Whats that

>>103556524
>>103556582

I feel unhealthy and should probably go away

>>103556616
if you feel unhealthy you should eat better and exercise stupid

>>103556673
imagine pulling on those ears while railing her from behind

I miss Lia

I hope Lia sets up her computer today

i hope Lia's tiny butt is extra cute today

I miss Lia

I miss Big Al

I miss Lia

>>103558457
"yumola" as the kids say

Hope Lia has a good hair day today!

>>103558457
Tits are too big

>>103559430
gonna have 2 revoke ur based card, i'm afraid

tits

Lia's little breasts (that don't stick out much)

i miss lia

>>103540671 (OP)
Why don't you losers just hire a hooker, you're already giving money to a thot

>>103561705
we're faggots retard. we watch her for gay porn recommendations

>>103561739
look at those beautiful rolling green east coast hills. god bless America

>>103561850
sauce?

>>103561878
phone posting haven't got a clue sorry lad

not allowed to cum for three days this is gonna be hell

>>103562014
goon addict

>>103562014
Why

>>103562051
so much young bussi i need to cum

>>103562124
bro hasn't cum in 15 minutes and can't form a coherent sentence

>>103562154
GONNA SHOVE THESE FIVE INCHES SO FAR UP HIS ASS IN THREE DAYS

bought microwaveable white cheddar popcorn. straight bussin

>>103563168
On god?

>>103563224
on jah cuh

i miss sheesh poster

I miss Lia

I hope Lia enjoys her day

TEEN IDOL SENSATION GOING TO THE UK
https://x.com/Vtuber_Expo/status/1956672307780317307

>>103564220
Based

>>103564220
ohhhh so this is what she was recording last week
wonder what studio they used? they weren't in japan

>>103564220
TEEN IDOL WORLD TOUR IS REAL

>>103564220
>it's in fucking birmingham
I hope my sweet little jerrybro doesn't get stabbed to death
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCjDIAO0sIE

>>103564220
>Lumi again
SKIP

>>103564867
I hope Lia and Lumi duet and kiss

>>103564867
why does the yellow woman make you seethe thusly

>>103564220
genuine teen idol sensation world tour now

14 days until teen idol sensation goes to texas!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JanrRcms76s

>>103564318
>wonder what studio they used? they weren't in japan
maybe they used what Lia and Lumi used for the vtuber awards

>>103565737
i doubt it's them. the studio they worked with had a meltdown about Filian a couple weeks ago and dropped the Vtuber Awards because she collabed with a Russian.

imagine: Lia buttcrack

any lia

any ham

>>103566491
No

>>103566522
Maybe

>>103564220
I wonder if the ex managersan will go

>>103564220
gonna go ahead and put it out there, I hope Lia does England football karaoke the week before the con

they are gonna have a concert in texas and england 6 days apart

>>103567316
phase's schedule is insane
>japan for comiket this weekend
>nyc for anyc next weekend
>texas for san japan the weekend after that
>uk for vexpo the weekend after that

>>103567876
If only they were this dedicated to streaming

>>103568222
anybody can stream
our girls are off to see the world and see where vtubing can take them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySkA2FkxZd8

i miss lia

i would still lick hillarys bhole ngl

>>103569637
clinton? what the fuck dude

>>103569866
dont act like you wouldnt, bro

could really go for some Cool J Cookies right about now

but will we be able to watch the Texas and UK concerts?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4b3xdnQ-hcg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nmL6xFZIPM

Lia disciple Min Morto is live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yRqo9mLNGk

Lia's tiny pale buttcheeks are pretty sweet
Send tweet

do you think lia always matches socks?

i'm in love with an assless ham

>>103567876
she wasnt kidding when she said there was good shit coming up.
I just hope they uplaod the 2 concerts

>>103573289
>uplaod

>>103573753
tough talk for a fella with a small cock

not gonna take bait
maximus wouldnt take bait

>>103573803
but enough about (You)

>>103573917
ya ain't maximus
ya ain't even maximus adjacent

time to put the pizza in the oven

>>103574686
what kind? homemade, leftover reheat or frozen?

>>103574767
the jew kind

>>103574819
what kind? tombstone?

>>103574767
frozen but not the cheap kind

Thinking about Lia's cute laugh

>>103575051
ya couldn't pull me outta allat

>>103574867
what brand
what toppings
what crust

wonder whatever happened to the double chunk cookie guys

>>103575375
sapori di oggi
plant based italian sausage, mozzarella, and fire roasted vegetables
idk just regular

>>103575932
damn that is fancy

>>103575958
u can have some if ya want

>>103575958
don't take the cum pizza

need za pics

seriously how did this not go in

wonder what Lia's buttcrack doin

stinking

yummy

>>103576838
After Lia got the ball from the other team's goalkeeper, their CB immediately got on Rinmama and tried to mark her. Because of that, Rinmama panicked and performed a first time shot with the weaker leg and with it being so far away, it missed, which led to the devastating elimination.

>>103578598
ok how about instead of pegging me u just kick me in the sack a few times

Would debut Lia like modern Lia?

>>103578730
stubby ahh nails

>>103578845
absolutely

would 6th grade Lia like modern Lia?

>>103578845
Yeah I think so. There have been periods of her career where it wouldn't be the case, but the dancing arc of the last 12 months has been worth it and shows her decision to stay around was the right one

>>103579073
I think she would be jealous of her tight bubble butt

sex

>>103579384
love the way Lia's titties sag

Airi, Uruka and Tenma confirmed have grabbed handfuls of Lia's ass

>>103578676
i can do that

bad vibes from this ham

>thread started out miserable
>weather the storm
>Lia doing a UK concert
>the boys just hanging out being chill
not so bad

>>103579697
ya better hurt unc so good
>>103579776
think we just caught a stray thread shitter from pcg last night

>>103579975
I was being a sour boy as well I need to be a more chill guy sometimes

>>103580047
slap ya nuts every time you're being sour

>>103580097
when r u kicking me in the sack hammy boy

>>103580124
that's too mean

>>103580173
so was not disclosing ur a ham before we had sex

>>103580213
>smells like a ham
>acts like a ham
>looks like a ham
kissing doesn't count as sex

>>103580348
if Lia ever did a concert in Helsinki, would you go?

>>103580398
sure why not

>>103580388
>kissing doesn't count as sex
then why did i cum huh

I will bake

>>103580495
cuz your guy ain't long

>>103580560
ya barely bigger than me

>>103580618
still winning the swordfight

>>103580667
nah i'm stronger, faster, and more experienced

>>103580730
0 endurance

>>103580808
u wanna smack weenies right now lil ham?

>>103580839
nah man
I have pasta to make and Eimi to watch

>>103580864
what if i watch eimi with ya
what if we make that pasta with our special sauce

the thread is healing

>>103580984
you don't fw eimi and special sauce would ruin the pasta

>>103581177
i think her voice is sexy i'm not against watching her

new
>>103581934
>>103581934