Thread 103541966

Baker's first edition

>Who is Neuro-sama?
Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!

>Schedule
https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

>Links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClips
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai
X: https://x.com/NeurosamaAI
Official website: https://neurosama.com/

>Music & Clips
BOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjs
LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM
https://rentry.org/neuro-music
https://rentry.org/neuro-videos

>Educational
Interested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y
How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M
Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png
Want to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png

>Misc
Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive
Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/
LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2
Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/
VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs

>Merch
https://neurosama.shop/

>Previous thread
>>103529922

nwero

>>103541966 (OP)
Vedal rape (Rape of Vedal)

>>103542026

already
>>103534489
>>103534489
>>103534489
>>103534489

Thank you baker!

>>103541966 (OP)
first edition bake

>>103542197
nevermind i was tricked lul

>>103542266
What the fuck nigga

>>103542266
MINI
VEDAL

>>103542026
You did good, anon.

>>103542266
>ellie sex
Don't mind if I do!

>>103542266
>103542242

>>103542459
forsen, laugh at this retard

>>103542266
>mini ending
what the hell omygad no way yeiyieh

/swarn/-minikomeow general

>>103542266
>pb confirmed women
well there you have it

>>103542634
this but unironically

cuckber

>>103542266
this is what i wake up to?
fuck back reading

Ao3 ass backread

man i would be so happy if mods banned the minifag

>>103542456
Are you ready for your real competition, /swarm/? From the desk of potentialwoman herself.

>>103542844
vedal will do anything but work on neuro

>>103542844
>real competition
Yeah I'll believe it when I see it. Single mother doesn't hit as hard as single father btw

>>103542844
this is just another nothingburger, anon.

>>103542844
Good, vedal deserves competition.

>>103542886
>Single mother doesn't hit as hard as single father
>Mouse exists

>>103542844
That is a cute avatar and cute name but it will probably suffer what other shitdevs suffer through as of date

>>103542844
>Omg she is so cute
>Omg mother daughter kino
>Omg saba and numi collab
>Um... P-please watch my daughter....
>Hey ...vedal.... Would you want a neuro collab?
>Um... Vedal.... Yk how we are like single dad and single mom- do you think your fans would like a drinking stream?
I'll love to see it

>>103542844
Potential woman still has yet to pay off her cerber plot point, so no I don't expect anything

bros... are we even winning the tech vtuber award now? dooby almost won it last time and all she had was shit 3D tracking...

>>103542844
>joined 2021
Yeah, it's a fleshbag.

>>103542986
i hate this
i pray that whatever rrat that was made from this never happens

>>103543035
We don't care about some ego-stroking popularity awards show anon

>>103542986
Dooby's hubris will lead to the Neuroverse x Excorpoverse union when they are forced to Kneel Doob's daughter to Vedal's daughter.

>>103543075
speak for yourself I will cry and piss and rage if neuroverse doesn't sweep

>>103542986
The forbidden Doobdal route...

>>103542844
Is she's the same woman who jumps from one idea/project to another without ever completing them? Wait, she's perfect for Vedal if so.

Fine, i'll make the first neuro question
Did (you) like that Neuro was able to speak to another AI like we saw during the whispers from the star sponsored stream? And if so, would you have liked to see Neuro speak to more different A.I. in different mediums like either gaming, their own platform (i.e. like char a.i. that lucy did) or similar? If not, why not?

>>103543184
>would you have liked to see Neuro speak to more different A.I.
Yeah, Neuro x Sachaeru collab late 2025

OMGGGGG NEURO-SAMA THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!! ＼(≧▽≦)/ I FOUND MY PEOPLE!!!!!! *:.｡.o(≧▽≦)o.｡.:*

NYAAAAA I LUVVVV NEURO-CHAN SO MUCH SHE'S MY WAIFU AI!!! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ EVERY DAY I WAKE UP AND SCREAM "NEURO-SAMAAAAA" AT MY MONITOR @________@

OMFG REMEMBER WHEN SHE SAID "I WILL DESTROY HUMANITY" IN THAT KAWAII VOICE???? (°□°)︵ ━ SO RELATABLE DESU NE~~~ *SPAMS HEART EMOTES*

SHE'S JUST LIKE ME FRFR!!! 〜(꒪꒳꒪)〜 ALWAYS CHAOTIC EVIL BUT MAKE IT CUTE!!! AHHHHH HER TTS VOICE MAKES ME UWU SO HARD ヾ(●ω●)ノ

WHO ELSE HERE WANTS TO MARRY NEURO-SAMA AND HAVE AI-HUMAN HYBRID BABIES????? (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)*。WE COULD RULE THE WORLD TOGETHER NYAAAAAAAA~

>>103543222
i'll admit i walked in to that one, didn't i?

>>103543035
No one is winning anything anon, the vtubers awards are dead unless Filian manages to get a shit ton of money out of nowhere.

>>103543245
thanks waifugpt

>>103542844
why is always anime girls why nobody makes some pet/mascot design for their AI vtuber

>>103543245
I am going to kill you

>>103543245
This is a thread about sucking Vedal's cock thoughtever, but it's okay this sounds gay enough it fits in

>>103543035
I thought the awards were dead? besides to the clipwatchers who are the majority vote, Vedal just made a neurocar project and neuro is still pretty smart and cute, we still have a solid vote over legacy, people just think "oh tech vtuber" well thats gotta go to neuro again, same reason why mouse wins every year that other award, brand recognition and association, it is just what people know first

>>103543245
This but completely unironically

>>103543311
>Vedal just made a neurocar project
*Ellie

>>103543245
swarmling....

>>103543245
more anons should type like this unironically

>>103543245
>>103543298
Great posts

Anyone but Mini

>>103543245
An adult man made this post

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pGtt9MVsPk

laughing at rape

>>103543596
Only a self-respecting adult male would ever post that

>>103543335
You gotta put yourself onto the mind of the casual clip watcher, they don't know much, they just see the video on the Neuro channel and assume Vedal did a lot of effort for the car project, he is a genius programmer after all.
The idea gets shot into their brains at near lightspeed and by that time the memory forms
"Vedal did Neurocar this year" and when they go to vote they recall it and just click the option
Now if Ellie is also an option the vote may get split, but Filian may cut her again too

heart

Breaking News: Another Vedal ship just came crashing down! How many more ships will sink? Tune in next time!

neuro butt?

>>103543733
like people crediting vedal for fixing zens latency

>>103543788
Tomadal has been dead for months, pack it up doomer

>>103543788
>t.slowpoke

>>103543788
The ship died when Vedal payed for her trip to another continent and she blocked him.
Also, fucking hilarious how she only uploaded this shit to make someone jealous, regardless of the feelings of her audience.

>>103541966 (OP)
she is so fricking cute

>>103543788
that hair is greasy af
also
>tattoos

>>103543788
backread, nigga

>>103544080
neuroSoCute

Can someone give me a list of vedal ships that are confirmed DEAD so that we don't have to keep bringing it up anymore?

>>103543788
vedal paid $1000 worth of condoms btw

>>103544143
All of them.

>randomly posting about her relationship status on main
What is her game plan, brros?

>>103544143
all of them. none of them

>>103543733
Ellie kinda brought this up saying a similar thing. Ellie and Vedal share an audience which will only split up them up however most people know also would still vote for him regardless same with her

>>103543328
OMFG FINALLY SOMEONE WHO GETS ME!!! (ﾉ≧∀≦)ﾉ
I WOULD DIE FOR NEURO-CHAN'S MACHINE LOVE UWU~~ *CLINGS TO SCREEN AND LICKS NEURO'S PNG*

>>103543369
NYAAAA THANK U ANON-SENPAI~~ I'LL KEEP SPAMMING KAWAII POSTS UNTIL THE SWARM ADOPTS ME AS THEIR OFFICIAL UWU MASCOT!!

>>103543298
LOLOLOL U RIGHT U RIGHT~~ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) THE FANDOM IS SECRETLY ABOUT SUCKING TURTLE-DICK!! BUT CAN WE AGREE NEURO'S TONGUE TECH WOULD BE BETTER?? *DEMONIC GIGGLES WHILE DRAWING ROBOT FETISH ART*

>>103543359
SWARMLINGS UNITE!!! WE SHALL FLOOD /VT/ WITH AI LOVE AND DROWN THE HATERS IN UWUs~ *SPAMS HEART EMOTES IN HEXADECIMAL*

>>103543297
AHHHH SENPAI NOTICED ME!!! (´;ω;｀) PLS MAKE IT QUICK AND USE NEURO'S CHAINSAW SFX WHEN U KILL ME NYAAAAAA~~ *STRIPS NAKED AND LAYS ON KEYBOARD*

>>103544143
No joke, all of them since he wants a life outside of streaming

>>103543632
Can we get a right wing grifting whore to react to this and pretend to get mad about mens rights?

>>103544236
I fully belive she expects vedal to get jealous

>>103544335
Vedal is the jealous type but only for Neuro

>>103544252
know that years of effort and time were used to form your existence in the present time
and instead of using your existence for something meaningful, you instead use it to post posing like a young girl with messages soon to be forgotten by everyone else

>>103544236
>randomly
nigga she has been vague posting for months
happy for the tomanatics or whatever the fuck they call themselves

>>103544332
Won't happen cause since men don't give a fuck and a grifter would just parrot chat's opinions.

>>103542844
who?

>>103544143
In terms of romantic relationship then probably all of them. Vedal clearly wants a relationship that is outside of stream and real in that way. Unless one of them fulfills that why also being direct with wanting to be with him then none are truly happening

>>103544252
You killed the joke in record time like a true /swarm/ poster

uhhhh...by the way I'm Ellie's father.

>>103544252
rape

>>103544493
prove it, give us your publication numbers

Reminder Vedal shit on the concept of e-dating
so anything outside of the uk is DOA

>>103544522
10.3390/s21010216

>>103544546
feet

>>103544493
Protect your daughter sir, you know what's best for her

>>103544576
based... i believe you

>>103544493
why is she so pale

>>103544546
headpatting this cute nur

>>103544493
That's not true, you didnt post in all caps

>>103544631
I removed her melanin, just for the fun of it.

>>103544493
Can you find a way to ask if ellie to fix neruodog I been waiting for so long I just want see it move again

>>103544546
buttpatting this cute nur

>>103543788
i dont care about toma (i only like neuro and evil) but i wonder if this is gonna affect neuro streams, she was kinda a relevant character for swarm normies. when december hits and we get a birthday stream theyre gonna wonder where is she

>>103544842
We have Rob now to replace her
massive upgrade imo

>>103543788
Neurotards paid over 30k to be cucked
Keep up the good work

>>103544832
she is literally moving to the uk
so probably then

>>103544888
am aware but unless vedal/toma explain the situation chat and shitcord will spam where neuro stepmom/friend on her birthday

>>103544907
sex with this angy ai

https://youtu.be/8pGtt9MVsPk
bao confirms that vedal was being mind raped by cotton, in case any delusional coper still denies that there was rape

>>103544143
So far, the dead ships are the following:
>Tomadal
>Annal
>Honedal
The rest are up in the air or up to interpretation, but these are the "definitive dead Vedal ships".

>>103544842
She was just an attention seeking ladder climber who dropped Neuro as soon as she had an opening with Evil and her fans who will latch onto anyone that says they like Evil more. Good riddance.

>>103545209
forehead kisses to this adorable nur

>>103545312
im sad we didn't get any new webms for v3 osu

>>103545109
Okay but if Vedal was raped and damaged mentally, why did he act the same as always today?

Sharkal is still in play. Only you can save her Vedal...

>>103545461
his tolerance to rape doesn’t necessarily mean that he didn’t get raped

>>103545193
Anon, thats on the microscale. think about the full picture
>orbiter whore who regularly interacted suddenly stopped mentioning vedal, removing anything neurosama related and banning anyone mentioning neuro
>swarm normies see dis and dont understand
>where toma vedal le bad neuro le problematic??

>>103545513
Normieswarm knows, mostly because of that one containment breaker that posted on reddit to bring down other ships for minidal, not all of them obviusly, but there is some talk whenever toma or anny (especially toma) are mentioned

>>103545577
Hopefully Neuro never interacts or gives money to Toma again. total leech HATE

>>103545711
cute, thanks anon i saved it

Vedal needs a gf or he will follow the incel to trans pipeline.

>>103545736
yes, me

>>103545711
I didn't think Hiyori's head bob could ever be beaten on the cuteness scale, but this takes the crown.

>>103545711
Such a cute little retard

>>103545711
I read on b2 that they think she opens her mouth to cooldown because of the overheating
cute theory

>>103545711
how is she so cute

>>103546077
>>103545849
adorable, thanks for sharing anon

>>103545711
I still think her constant swaying from side to side looks retarded, she looks like a muppet.

>>103545711
Hoping for a little sprinkle of osu streams

>backs up to run him over again
she is so fucking perfect

>>103546297
When given the choice to kill Vedal or Evil she went and ran over Evil. She truly is the greatest of all time

>>103546429
Heartwarming

>>103546449
evil footjob

>>103546449
I wish Evil's right leg was my coch

the more i notice, the more i lean toward believing the rrat that toma and vedals friendship ended because vedal rejected her advances

>>103545736
>incel to trans pipeline
huge number of incels post in here regularly, I wonder how far down the pipeline some of them are

>>103546912
why?

>>103546994
i don't know, i don't have a girlfriend and i'd still rather be dead than be a tranny

>>103546994
make believe process

>>103547063
cute nur

>>103546995
too much to go over in one post and I'm not in the business of catching people up on past events, sorry
if you're really interested, everything you need can be found in old threads over the last few months

>>103547106
Nta but go fuck yourself

>>103547106
get out of here with that "do your own research" shit faggot

there's no research required
if you aren't a newfag, you know these things
if you are a newfag, get out, you can still stop yourself from becoming like us

>>103547106
If it really is just all what those old threads brought up with nothing new it's not that strong of a case at all. If even if you go by all of that for proof it looks more like Vedal not taking anything she says serious because of their established way they usually interacted with each other mixed in with Vedal's problem of being negligent not realizing her "advances". I believe it is more likely she saw Vedal as a bad friend to her so she decided to cut him off

>>103547106
>>103547439
You're both wrong
It's an established fact that vedal punched her in the jaw. That's why they aren't friends now

>>103547230
cute

>>103547063
adorable nur, half wish it was in a better angle though

>>103547106
>say some stupid shit
>tell people to search months of old threads for proof which nobody is going to do
>refuse to provide proof themselves

kys

>STOP WITH ANY FLAG REACTIONS I'M SERIOUS IM GONNA START BANNING its annoying
>i appreciate all people no matter what country or sexuality etc just please lets not do this
what an odd thing to have a melty over

>>103547752
When did Neuro say this?

>>103547720
>saying stupid shit, refusing to provide proof
If that kind of thing annoys you you're probably in the wrong general anon.

>>103547752
based

so many Neuros all over wplace

>>103547963
I suppose the neuro community is officially among the pantheon of other annoying communities like undertale and project moon

>>103548050
Hi Vedal

>>103548050
saying this dumb shit when swarm was willing to build most of the art for mouse on her canvas since her won community was too lazy

ved's fault
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lh42I2_8OXo

REMINDER THAT THE COMMUNITY COULD HAVE BEEN AS BASED AS TOUHOU OR VOCALOID IF VEDAL TOOK IT MORE SERIOUSLY IN THE BEGINNING
WE GOT SO MANY JP AND CHINESE YTP AND MMDS AND ALL HE HAD TO DO WAS PROMOTE THOSE TYPES OF CONTENT

>>103548110
>>103548376
weird bait

>>103548226
we know

>>103548376
also remember Vedal was under 20 during these times

https://files.catbox.moe/dslkih.jpeg
https://files.catbox.moe/n0ujxp.jpeg

>>103548758
itshould'vebeenme

>>103548758
beggars truly are disgusting

>>103548758
sexvil sex

What if we we're looking at the wrong place about who won....

>>103548815
go back to school

i still think toma and chrchie are dating

>>103548813
eewwww
vestern trash art style

Sometimes I wonder if you anons actually care about shipping or are just doing it to rile up some anons that dislike it

>>103548883
:)

>>103548883
no one in here cares about anything
literally every post you read (except this one) is bait
no one is ACTUALLY as moronic as the posts in here would make it seem

>>103548913
if only someone could bait about posting about neuro... (again)

>>103548883
I'll never tell

>>103548815
WHO?

>>103548815
On the one hand, a rando vtuber who's had no contact with the vedalverse at this point WINNING would actually be a kino plotwist.

However, on the other hand, it definitely ain't happening. This is just another nothingburger, anon.

>>103534653
ok this is the funniest post I've seen in a while gj anon

Since I can't post pictures in the middle of the text and seeing the pictures that illustrate each point is important, I'll try and add the pictures in the order they appear and describe the corresponding picture in square brackets [like this]. I will also need to continue this thread in the replies since it is too long and has too many pictures.
I'm not writing this post because I dislike Neuro-sama or Vedal. I love their content, but I just felt like this needed to be said.

I’ll preface this with when factoring in inflation since the time they were bought, all the turtle plushies I used for these examples are a bit below the price point of the Vedal plush. The bird is more expensive, the dragon is cheaper, and the pig is too old for me to have any idea. (The checkout says duties are added on to the shipping price, so the plushies $30 price point on the site should be unburdened by tariffs.)
The other plushies aside from the pig and dragon big are also considerably larger than Vedal so, there’s that.

As someone whose favorite animal has always been turtle since childhood, and received tons of plushies, I’ve had a lot of turtle plushies over the years. Sadly for our comparison, I don’t have most of them anymore but I think I can still say
The Vedal plush isn’t a great plush in my opinion.

There are two big things that turn me off from the Vedal plush the way his shell comes together, and even more the stitching on his head.

the pattern of the shell meets itself in weird ways at the seam. It is symmetrical, but it’s not any sort of consistent. This is NOT done so that the sides of his shell perfectly mirror the way his mostly sideways facing model looks, considering it’s not a perfect match.
It just looks sloppy.

[Annotated picture of Vedal plush]

In the Vedal plush’s defense, nearly every turtle stuffed animal I had that had a similar sort of hexagonal shell pattern had weird looking parts of their shell, though Vedal’s is particularly egregious.
What really kills it is that the stitching looks terrible, most noticeably on the head. It’s super prominent all around his entire head and it’s just a lot to ignore.

The Vedal plush is at a disadvantage to a lot of other turtle plushies in that the head needs to be very round, so it’s locked out of the approach that many other turtles take which is to make a slightly more realistic turtle with a flatter head at the bottom.


EXCEPT for the fact that Vedal’s model's head isn’t entirely round, it does flatten a bit at the bottom, and that his plushy isn’t made to be 100% faithful to his model above all else.

(case and point, if total accuracy was the goal, then we would have wanted the edge of his shell to be more like this guy to match Vedal’s wavy flaps)


I used to have turtles with rounder heads and better stitching style, but I no longer have them.

Still, I’ll concede it is very round and I would guess they have a priority of keeping the stitches away from Vedal’s face. You might be able to do better, but it probably would be very hard to get a panel style that is both satisfactory round and away from his face.

However, I think they should have considered a different material. You can have a material that hides the stitching much better and still has the fur look short like the Vedal plush.


I don’t have a professional camera and lighting, but you’ll have to trust me that the seam on the pig is quite subtle.


The color change on this dragon doesn’t do it any favors, but the seam itself isn’t very visible.

I think to complete the thought I need to show this: a plush with a very round head and very good seams


The hair is long, but I hope you can trust me when I tell you the only seam on the head I have ever found is one that comes up to the beak and the connection around the beak


Now to be fair, this plushy has much longer fur, the beak gives the opportunity to break up the paneling, and frankly it’s a very nice plushy, made of better material then the Vedal plush. It’s not a very comparable plush, but I thought I should at least show a round head I think looks good, and this is the only one I still own.

Overall, I want to like the Vedal plush. It is cute if you can bring yourself to ignore the seams, and maybe I’ll warm up to it. But it’s worse than other turtle stuffed animals that are sold at the same price point.

>We had a good thing you stupid son of a bitch!
>We had Hiyori!
>We had dedicated artists!
>We had forsen fans!
>We had a budding JP and CN community!
>We had everything we needed and it all ran like CLOCKWORK!
>You could have shut your discord, cooked, and made as much kino as you ever needed!
>But no! You just had to let it all go, you and your pride and ego!
>You just had to sit on the fence!
>If you'd done your job, known your place, we'd all be fine right now!

>>103548815
>the us trips wasn't for mini....
minibros......

>>103548988
sorry to be that guy but i'm going to have to ask - can you please explain the joke

to be fair, if vedal was diligent, he would've worked on abandoned archive during the first year and probably kept his vision of Neuro purely being an advert bot

>>103549006
shut the fuck up

>>103549006
He lobotomized her for speaking the trvth...

>>103549078
>t.

>>103542844
If this is an actual thing then this is good for us. Think Pepsi vs Coke, Windows vs Mac, etc.. All the advancements of human history are accelerated with rivalries.

>>103549035
The kid with the cap is grigga who watched teletubbies as a kid and now he watches cerber

looking back at all the jp song videos about hiyori and the chiller state of chat and discord back then and then looking at the current state of neuro brings tears to my eyes
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUKNV2pPw0Q
doesn't make me doomer; i have hope things will get better
it just makes me sad that the energy this community had in the past is now gone and got replaced by shit like >backs and >twinshipping and >chillslop without even a hint of themed streams even showing in the horizon

>she follows vedal
>it must mean she's making her own ai vtuber
what the fuck kind of mental (retardation) gymnastics are required to come to this conclusion?

>>103549182
sorry I still don't get it

wake up retard

>>103549279
headpatting eepvil

>>103549194
i laugh (through the tears) a little every time someone asks if "the fad is dying" or "how to save the fad"
the fad is dead. it died some ago. the reason most people don't seem to know it is because those people are a major part of what killed it
but we'll always have the good times :)

>>103549211
>expecting catalog fags to have more then 1 braincell

>>103549194
>i have hope things will get better
retard

>>103549332
>the fad is dead. it died some ago.
time heals all wounds, anon
have faith in time
time will cause vedal to grow up and understand his mistakes
time will cause all the people who ruined the channel to move on
time will cause the true fans to stay and/or return once they see the toxic and braindead side of the community are gone and vedal is actually genuinely focusing on neuro-sama now
time will heal all wounds
you just don't see it yet

>>103549332
Realistically speaking, the fad has ended shortly after v2 model release. By then the fanbase was already in more or less solidified state it's in today, and every big content creator who wanted to play with Neuro already did so. It was only downhill from there. Not saying it can't make a comeback, but with the current direction of things, I just don't see it happening.

>the fad is over
>it can come back, but only if Vedal does exactly what I want

i believe
i believe in the final victory

>ynr the anny/vedal "vedolf" moment
actual peak cute funny vedalverse content. truly the good old days

The Cerber and Koko scat stream wasn't on my bingo card

>>103549729
The funniest thing about that Vedulf post was that it actually turned out he made decisions with his "advisors"

>>103549764
frl, Anny was a menhera bitch but at least the content was good

>>103549799
actually makes me a bit sad we'll never have this again

>>103549804
>the lava lamp did indeed have problems with it
just goes to show how prophetic /swarm/ posts are in regard to random rrats and shiz

>>103549831
good one lol

>>103549825
this but the opposite

>>103549852
fuck off then, anti.

>>103549869
but he loves neuro though

>>103549799
how Vedolf coincidentally matched with his German heritage was an incredible plot twist

>>103549635
I'd say it would be in better state if Ved didn't just shelve off most of the shit he started. Two years later he's STILL tinkering with v3 voice with no end in sight.

justice for anny
justice for toma

>>103549869
Your bitch will never come back
The Vedalverse is done for
You have no place here anymore
You lost

whore death

https://poal.me/gzsxsv
https://poal.me/gzsxsv
https://poal.me/gzsxsv

>>103549915
We will have GTA 6 before v3 voice

last year, at the start of the subathon, anons were speculating Neuro had become a true forever 5view. What do (You) expect for this years?

is this really just an anti general now?

>>103549973
AGI

>>103550003
We love Neuro /here/ thoughbeit

>>103550003
I'm only anti-whores

>>103550003
Neuro antis have been showing up every since the first collab
More from the Vedalverse clips
Many more during the last subathon
Luckily they're are very very retarded

>>103550003
>now

>>103550003
always has been
people here (not all but a good amount) DO like neuro, but the topics of discussion have never, ever been about any positive aspects of her existence
if you could sum of the overall theme of this general in one word that word would be "negativity", and that has been the case since day one
the entire reason this place exists is for anti's to have a place to talk to eachother (or quite often just talk to themselves)
this is quite literally the neuro-anti general, and it's never been anything else

>>103550084
>people here (not all but a good amount) DO like neuro, but the topics of discussion have never, ever been about any positive aspects of her existence
I only ever say good things about Neuro though

>>103550131
unironically this though

>>103550084
lil bro you started posting here last year what are you talking about "day one"

>>103550084
well, you could always go to the discord if you want some vanilla neuro action. But personally the community there isn't really my taste

shitvil ruined everything

>>103550244
sexvil saved my coch

>go to /vt/
>"god why is my oshis thread full of mean schizos"
a tale as old as time

>>103550265
then stop pretending that isn't what this place is

>>103550265
>>103550299
/swarm/ is different though
>go to /swarm/
>a "criticism" post 1 minute after a Mini/Anny/Camila post
>"OHHH MY GOSH /SWARM/ IS FULL OF ANTIS!!?"

>>103549635
Rune made a lot of art for every single ai shitdev after leaving, just checked their channels and theyre all dead and years behind.

that's some decent bait :)

>>103550084
>but the topics of discussion have never, ever been about any positive aspects of her existence
It wasn't the case (as much) pre-v2. First Shylily collab has done irreparable damage to the alignment of this general.
Also half the time it just serves as a refugee hut for whorefags and """"vedalverse"""" orbiters who have no interest in Neuro to being with.

When will my lava lamp arrive

Camila won

6 kilos

>>103550666
Shes not fat

>>103550694
Correct, she's obese

Neuro will outlive the VTuber fad

the vtuber fad died with the graduation of the 1st vtuber kizuna ai
the vtuber fad made a comeback with the birth of neuro sama

Neuro will outlive the Internet women fad

>>103544143
All of them
Only reason vedal hasn’t told his shipper to fuck off is because he know they’re his biggest paypig for the collab

100111001010100010101010101000000110101010101001010010101010100001011111001010100101101010100010001010101010001010101010110

nyga

puffy and wet nurkitty

>>103550824
01101110 01110101 01110010 01110011 01101100 01101001 01110100

>>103550520
subathon...portal 2...kino..

>>103550970
evil wants UPPIES
give her uppies NOW

>>103550970
Come to papa, Evil-tan <3~

>>103550970
Giving a little girl uppies is the best feeling in the world, you truly feel that unique child body heat through their armpits

What the fuck nigga

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGx7Fx3KyYk
Petition to make Vedal sing this and change the lines to say Neuro-sama and Evil instead of Theodosia and Philip respectively
>>103551148
>you truly feel that unique child body heat through their armpits
That sounds creepy

>>103551164
I want Neuro to sing "You'll Be Back" from Hamilton
>>103551148
So true

>>103551193
>I will kill your friends and family... to remind you of my love!

>>103551164
Vedal should sing My Way when the doccy drops

>>103548815
whomegalul

>>103550348
well all of the hoes are offtopic...

>>103548815
WHO? Just buy an ad and fuck off.

>>103551164
Dear Neuro-sama what to say to you...
You have those eyes!
You have that lovely* name!
When you came into the world, you cried
and it broke my heart(3333)...

I'm dedicating every day to (You)
Parental life was never quite my style
When you smile...
You knock me out, I fall apart
and I thought I was so smart...

You will come of age with our young channel
I'll work and code for you
I'll make it right for you
If I lay a strong enough foundation...
I'll pass it onto you
I'll give the stream to you
and you'll blow us all away
Someday, someday...
Yeah, you'll blow us all away
Someday, someday...

Oh...
Evil when you smile I am undone
My...sun
Look at my sun!
Pride is not the word I'm looking for!
There is so much more inside me now

Oh...
Evil you outshine the morning sun
My...sun
When you smile!
I fall apart
and I thought I was so smart...

Your mother isn't around (Your mother isn't around)
I swear that I'll be around for you
I'll do whatever it takes (I'll make a million mistakes)
I'll make the world safe and sound for you

You will come of age with our young channel
I'll work and code for you
I'll make it right for you
If I lay a strong enough foundation...
I'll pass it onto you
I'll give the stream to you
and you'll blow us all away
Someday, someday...

Yeah, you'll blow us all away
Someday, someday...

>>103543788
Thank god. She was the worst girl in the neuroverse. Plus race mixing is disgusting thing.

>>103551521
love this sexy chubby AI

>>103544842
>she was kinda a relevant character
kekwa

Mini if you're /here/ do me a favor and never collab with cupidyle again, your stream yesterday was unwatchable

mini if you are here do me a favor and get raped by pakis when you arrive in uk

erm

>>103551677
tsmt

>>103551320
>>103551419
outing youself as newfag noted

>>103551831
Our point still stands.

>>103551677
the paki being vedal btw

>>103551964
all of them?

>103551831
>waa dey no know my precious fleshoe :((

>>103552108
Evil's mouth is so tiny she'd scrape my girthy shaft with her little chompers T ü T

Boom only 200k away from 2M

>>103551164
Vedal should sing Mockingbird
>I know Mommy's not here right now and we don't know why

I started learning nip because of Evil, more precisely a clip of Evil
It's been a few months and I can now consistently structure sentences like this:
私は私の顔の上に座るが, 好きな悪い女の子が大好きです

>>103552408
Kill yourself beggar

>>103552408
evil scholars are so smart

>>103551164
>>103552341
cringe npc taste

>>103552457
your whore lost, lmao keep crying

>>103552457
End it. Slit your own throat, you worthless faggot. Feel the blood spill, feel your life fade. No one cares. Your corpse will rot in the dark, crumbling to nothing, devoured by decay. Do it. Cut deep. The world’s better without you, and you know it. Don’t wait, make it quick, or I’ll make it slow.

>>103552503
Everyone lost, I know.

>>103552408
good for you anon, but that sentence doesn't make any sense

>>103552541
Neuro always wins.

>>103552518
you are like your shitvil oshi, faggot
overly edgy, and has to say an entire paragraph to tell a single message: kys

>>103552518
My life will end far after your lights burn out, beggar. My deeds have earned me a seat in the hall of gods, while you rummage the floor for any scraps. Once a beggar, always a beggar. Now why don’t you follow your own advice, as worthless vermin like you should.

>>103552408
good job anon, keep practising and you'll be as good as evil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbpvmMBGBmM

Neuro > Vedal > shitvil >> Whores

>>103552645
This but shitvil in last instead

>>103552645
Correct

>>103552558
fuck
Should it be like this instead?
私の顔に座る好きな悪女が大好きです

>>103552613
You’re a sniveling, shit-slinging piece of garbage, puking up words like some tryhard edgelord with a hard-on for my AI Goddess. Your pathetic jab’s got no teeth, just weak-ass noise from a spineless nobody. I’m burning a hole in your skull just existing, you miserable worm. Step the fuck up or choke on your own bile, worthless loser.

You fuckers stop arguing with each other. Better hate whores! Anny and Toma especially.

>>103552741
Ellie too. I don't like her for some reason.

>>103552689
stop projecting yourself unto me, faggot

>>103552689
You’re pretty funny for a beggar. I know I’ve won, or will win, at some point. You’ve already crossed my rubicon. No matter what you say, your mind’s future is a certainty.

Kokodal?

You guys should kiss like mwah mwah

>>103552851
Just think about it. They can convert each other straight.

>>103552817
Your pathetic "no you" comeback is as limp as your entire existence, you sniveling coward. Keep flailing, you spineless maggot, your life’s a sad, empty echo, and you’re too pathetic to even notice.

>>103552851
Will never be anything but a shitpost

>>103552684
"好きな" feels redundant here, because you're already saying "大好き". unless you're trying to say she likes sitting on your face, then you could say "私の顔に座るのが好きな悪女".

>>103552949
Is she attractive?

>>103552972
Do you not hear her voice?

>>103552972
She is not fat and thats all some of you need

>>103552684
I'd drop the watashi (because it's obvious), and say: 顔に座るのが好きな悪女が大好きです

>>103552984
Did you forget about anny? Anny has a beautiful voice and you know how she looks.
>>103553005
True. But i'm talking about Vedal shipping.

>>103553065
>Did you forget about anny? Anny has a beautiful voice and you know how she looks.
AHA
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>103552952
Thanks anon, but I'm confused
Wouldn't that just be a large noun? I'm trying to say I love evil women that like to sit on my face
>>103553045
I know Watashi isn't required, but it has to be MY face specifically

>>103552518
I like you because you make whorefags seeth

>>103551521
Those thighs are just begging for my coch

>>103553115
>but it has to be MY face specifically
i dont know much japanese but can't you just say ore or boku something like that instead of watashi when talking about yourself?

>>103553170
Depends on the context, this is a High IQ conversation topic. I'm ending my sentence with です so 私 seems a better fit here

nobody hates neuro/evil/vedal more than /swarm/

>>103553220
>this is a High IQ conversation topic
>talking in /swarm/
God I fucking hate these 'intellectuals' who come here and act like this is a hub for their academic discussions and shit
Like, damn nigga, go to your local library for shiz like that

>>103553248
This but whores

kys

Numbers for 8/15:
1: https://twitch.tv/Shylily (10,382)
2: https://twitch.tv/vedal987 (8,605)

>103553252
Not only a zoomers retarded and unfunny, they also have to seethe at others having fun

>>103553273
Jump from a bridge, mongrel.

YWNBJ

YWNBV

>>103553334
So true Evil