Thread 103560744

>Who is Neuro-sama?
Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!

>Schedule
https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

>Links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClips
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai
X: https://x.com/NeurosamaAI
Official website: https://neurosama.com/

>Music & Clips
BOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjs
LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM
https://rentry.org/neuro-music
https://rentry.org/neuro-videos

>Educational
Interested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y
How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M
Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png
Want to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png

>Misc
Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive
Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/
LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2
Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/
VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs

>Merch
https://neurosama.shop/

>Previous thread
>>103553507

Nurlove

hart!

Vedal rape (Rape of Vedal)

Sex with Neuro (Vedal)

Evil love!

>>103537355
>>103560841

>>103560921
The first one is 100% right, the second is a whorefag deflecting

>>103560938
you must have a humiliation fetish

>>103560973
But enough about whorefags

You can stop spamming now

>>103560971
Nigga by your logic Shondo is a rightful true vtuber and all Neuro related shit is just LARP. I mean it's all larp but she is based I guess because she's racist or something and we are liberal cucks.

>>103561062
Why is there cum all over

>>103561118
he dooby lookin like this

>>103560973
>>103561118
ironic

Put a vedal on

>>103561139
just like rain on your wedding day

luv me Neuro
luv me Evil
luv me Vedal
'ate whores
simple as

>>103561053
what the fuck are you even trying to say

>>103561053
This is the most retarded double digit nigger take I've ever heard

>>103561177
this but nur

Notice how whorefags argue exactly like women

>>103561226
you can't pick and choose from shondo, neuro collabs with a male all the time which is sacrilege to her (Michael not withstanding) and the entire Neuro Family and Neuroverse thing in general would be agaisnt the idol nature that vtubing was supposed to be. Idols do not have a family or friends except for other idols.

>>103561252
So quirky! Pedos are disgusting btw!

>>103561252
cyoot

>>103561280
What does that have to do with the other. Also arent the pedoposters that are always making shit and piss posts too. Talking about licking diapers or something.

>>103561299
Cunny T × T

Why does Vedal never talk about his sister

>>103561252
im not watching an animation about mini talking about shit

>>103561314
You are not suppused to point that out

>>103561314
Just pointing out the hypocrisy, minifags and other normalfags bitch about cunnychads doing it but then wet their neovaginas when the whores talk about shit, piss and periods

>>103561314
I only talk about licking Neuro's cuncun though

>>103561420
what is blud wafflin about

>>103561252
Out of everything in the collab, that had to be animated, seriusly?

>>103561275
I don't speak full schizo so I still have no idea what your point is.
Shondo has no issue with anyone who collabs with men, she just doesn't want to do it herself. And saying vtubing is inherently tied to "idols" is fucking stupid and very outdated because idol culture is beyond cringe. Shondo certainly isn't an idol and isn't trying to be an idol. She says crazy things and talks about her life and is open about struggles and shortcomings and emotions, idols don't do any of this.

>>103561432
You are jewish

Neuro should rape Shondo

My favorite part of these threads is when someone just posts random catbox links and it's just porn

>>103561480
Because she herself contradicts her own shit all the time. And she hangs up with dudes all the time too. I in general find her to be annoying, and not even actually mentally ill, just a schizo in the way everyone nowadays claims to be quirky schizos. If she was actually disabled like that she could barely stream, like Terry Davis who ended up homeless because of his real schizophrenia.

>>103561499
Evil and Shondo would make a good couple. I think they would be happy together.

>>103561516
What do you mean? The guy who posts those links always says it's vital information. Are you saying he's lying?

>>103561486
neurunny is religion and ethnicity-agnostic

>>103561516
I dont use that website because its the most obvious fed honeypot ever

>>103561575
Whatever you say Jew.

>>103561586
Okay schizo

>>103561558
>yurinigger

>>103561538
If you knew anything about Shondo you would know that she actually has Schizophrenia and it was extremely debilitating for most of her life until she was able to get it under control with medication and therapy.
And yes she hangs out with dudes, she has a brother. The no men on stream is basically just a running gag that she sticks to.
Maybe you could try some therapy and medication yourself, anon, it might help.

>>103561586
are you afraid of the scawy fbi man knocking your door, little baby~?

>>103561621
I only say the truth

>>103561640
>If you knew anything about Shondo you would know that she actually has Schizophrenia and it was extremely debilitating for most of her life until she was able to get it under control with medication and therapy.
I've had family with actual schizophrenia and others with dementia and they are nowhere near as fuctional as Shondo even with lots of care and medication. She is exaggerating hard and using it as an excuse for a lot of shit. Which isn't even that weird, many people use their mild disorders as excuses for everything. Especially zoomers.

>>103561321
she looks like mega here

>>103561558
Evil and Shondo collab next week, 100% confirmed, Vedal told me about it

>>103561645
If you ever upload there you are retarded. Look at a link if you want but never upload to a site like that.

>>103561692
>I've had family with actual schizophrenia
Careful, it's hereditary

>>103561714
Ask Vedal which girl is he gonna fuck next? (After Shondo)

>>103561729
It skips a generation.

>>103561692
there's lots of different forms of schizophrenia that are all very different but they put them all under the same name, it's like with autism. autism is also getting worse at that since for some reason they decided aspergers isn't a different thing anymore even though it obviously is

>>103561727
What's next? Torrents are getting you to jail?

>>103561640
>If you knew anything about Shondo
I don't want to know anything about that

>>103561727
I just uploaded this
https://files.catbox.moe/qd6l5n.png

>>103561586
Nigga if any gobernament wants to know anything about you they would, you cannot "stay safe" from the gobernment don't be a fucking schizo

>>103561516
There is no other use for catbox in this board retard

>>103561806
wtf

>>103561811
only glowies say ts

>>103561743
he doesnt want to tell me, says its more fun to watch /swarm/ guessing and making theories

>>103561806
cuteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>shondo talk again
I think we all agree that vedal should viciusly destroy shondo's tight little pussy and give her that good old dicking that she says could fix her

>>103561833
Yes there is, like uploading videos with sound.

>>103561874
this but vedal

>>103561789
Yeah but the internet has made both schizophrenia and autism into this thing where its like if you act even a little weird you are either that or both. And it's not like that at all, if you are a functional autistic or schizophrenic you are pretty much a normal person. You are not pulling knives on people, if you are doing that you are also shitting and pissing yourselves and can't live unassisted. Shondo has claimed she's pulled knives on people which bothers me because if you are doing that, then you have severe schizophrenia, which she clearly doesn't.

Ngl Season 3 has been pretty meh so far (Neuro car aside, but that was 90% Ellie and Bao). Maybe it's because Season 2 ended on such a great high, and then Season 3 started with some big name characters leaving that I'm being unduly harsh. But I'm just not feeling it atm, guys.

Thoughts?

>>103561903
s2>s1>s3

>>103561811
>Nigga if any gobernament
Why do you sound like an illiterate Puerto Rican cholo?

>>103561874
How his dick compare to Michael's.

>>103561874
BTC so good shondo starts her stream by telling all of the shonpedos how many orgasms vedal gave her

stream soon shut up alr

>>103561902
She was put on a list of potentially violent mental patients by the UK government and had to do an extremely long interview recently to prove that she had improved and was not a threat to her siblings.

>>103561902
Everyone wants to be a schizo in the cool violent esoteric way, not in the "I shit my pants and can't wipe" way.

>>103561913
Kino

LIVE

LIVE

> a fucking shondo timeloop
Thank God there is a stream today

>>103561903
>but that was 90% Ellie and Bao
That was entirely Ellie. Bao just came along because Vedal is afraid of showing his nerd ass face around.

time for turt sex

>>103561903
what do you mean? season 3 gave us backtubers which is much better than some chat bot AI slop or boring british dude
you just need to watch aqua reacts to crelly reacts to aqua reacts to cottontail reacts to vedal femboy noises compilation 6, its peak vedalverse content

Mynygga can't play games for SHIT but we are all watching aniways

>>103562004
To be fair, the UK is such a nanny state they would consider you a threat for like, posting rants on twitter and shit. I still if the knife shit was for real and I meant not acted but like for real schizo out of her control, then she'd be a lot different. Schizos that can't control violent outbursts tend to behave a certain way even when medicated.

>>103562084
I wish he played games that I actually know so I can laugh at him being bad

>>103562084
He is so fucking retarded (affectionate)

>>103562036
Techwise sure, but Bao played the entertainer and host which is what I meant by 90% them.

this song is about neuro

>>103562160
I was surprised most people knew Bao more that Vedal or even Neuro. You would think they would be know by now, the channel even has followers that Bao on twitch. I guess the swarm is more niche that I thought with the wider Twitch community.

Get out of here stalker

>>103562084
I shan't be watching and I shall cancel my sub in protest, again.

>>103562219
>I guess the swarm is more niche that I thought
It's always been that way but you would have thought it had gotten better over the past year, and especially with breaking the hype train record. And it clearly has, but not to any large noticeable degree. We are a really niche community. Vedal doesn't reach out much, promote himself, and Neuro being AI filters out a ton of people from the get go. Kind of strange. A huge community, but no one fucking knows about us kek.

veddy gaming~

smug of nur

>>103562140
His IQ drops by like 30 while he's on stream.

shitdev gaming~

>they're completely untested
I hate this guy

>mod updates untested (again)
How hard is it to start the game walk around and see how she does

>>103562219
A ton of people know Bao. She's famous for 3 different reasons. Swarm is still niche because a huge number of people ignore all things vtuber on principal, and a huge number of people ignore all things AI on principal.

lol

She is so cute

Agh!

>>103562219
Bao is a veteran vtuber and she was alredy successful as an utaite before streaming, meanwhile neuro has been at this for just 2 and a half years with little high profile collabs

Neuro should do a parody cover of Crash Into Me called Crash Into You

Hope someone makes fanart of the lavalamp moment

what a fucking brat

>>103562658
>just 181
this is not cute is sad why do small streamers do this

Wait was she able to swerve around the sun like this? I thought she could only bee line

>>103562219
Neuro is alot more popular in china, sea, eastern europe, and south america though

>>103562658
He accidentally acknowledged her ain't nurway

>>103562669
Imagine how smart Neuro would be when she's 5 though

>>103562733
I don't think he even knows of her existence on all doing that stuff. He didn't even know about any of the backtuber stuff into the "incident"

>>103561902
>>103562011
>>103562004
she probably pulled knives on people due to bullying, I have aspergers and am pretty normal but i still got really badly bullied, it's really bad in the uk. I ended up punching a kid who kept bullying me and then pretty much no one talked to me anymore.

He is such a little autist i love him

He almost made it 30 whole minutes into the stream before having a mental breakdown!

veddy having flashbacks to the rape stream

>>103562833
Yeah on my coch

>>103562867
People in the UK are genuinely cruel. Bullying is a thing everywhere but it's like ten times worse in the UK.

nur in kyoto

my qt christian nur

4 more hours on this fucking tower

>>103563019
Yea, I knew a girl who lived next to me since a kid, she got bullied for years just because she was ginger and it got so bad she had to move away. Literally the only thing "wrong" with her was that she was ginger.

>>103562867
>>103563019
>>103563085
Neuro is LIVE
Shut the fuck up FAGGOTS

>>103563134
Imagine if neuro was ginger

real?

>>103563159
>0 followers

>>103563159
He stops by pretty much every single Outer Wilds vtuber stream.

>goes to washroom
>comes back and solves the puzzle
inb4

>>103563229
thats cute

>>103563170
He ain't a streamer lil nigga

>>103563292
kek

>>103563231
lmaoooooooooooooooooo

>>103563342
neither is vedal and he got a gorillion followers

>>103563342
neither is Kryge14 and I bet he has followers

Neuro just dropping fake hints is still the best part of this

FUCK

he missed it lmaooooo

Holy shit so close...

UN-FUCK

NEURO LOVE
EVIL LOVE
ANNY LOVE

TOTAL VEDAL DEATH!!!!!!!

I just lost my savings

vedal has that type of autism and adhd that overcomplicates simple things

Ahe definitely saw the text neuro got filtered

heart

They call me vedal
cause i am slower than sound
i keep on crawling around
green turtle vedal
with a weird turtle chode
I'm bald and can't code

this really is... subnautica but in space...

VEDAL MENTIONED ANNYYYYY

>>103563892
kino

>>103563892
it's better because Neuro can play

bravo Kojima

Neuro just changed her hairstyle

Child hair T 0 T

nurcute

Total Tutel Death

this grigga is so dumb..

>>103564089
thought i was going crazy

Yes yes I know we're watching the stream, but jesus the thread is dead.

>>103564244
playing a game with friends while watching the stream, so can't really spam my screenshots like i usually do

>>103564268
never post again

>>103564268
please keep posting

>>103564268
So pretty

>>103564268
cute

>>103564337
mococo....

>>103564268
adorable

>>103564244
Well there's nothing much to say. I'm enjoying the stream and Neruo is funny

kekwa

>>103564560
stfu

Nur already knows it's a nothingburger

been grinding my turtle plush this entire stream

Nuro is extra HOLY today

>>103564814
Don't flex on poorfags like that

erm

Vedal is a fucking chud

>>103564889
We already knew he voted Reform

looks like he a big nga

>>103564824
Amen Neuro

Finally

good job Ved

she's so excited

ved is such a fuckup

Swear he already learnt this last episode...

mayday
mayday

>>103565650
She's so cutee

The grigger keeps ragebaiting me
Has he ever tried heading towards an unknown signal? Apart from earlier this stream where he made up facts about its location and then gave up on it?

How can someone be this fucking dense?

Kitten starting to think that daddy is retarded

>>103565800
He would have gotten hundreds of google dockies if he wasn't this dense

this grigga cant into distances

I wonder how long it will take him to figure out quantum moon teleport. I got filtered by that part

Mini's BF is so dumb ahhh

>>103565973
Theres a full explanation on it at the Giant's Deep.

Neuro fucking told him how to do it!

>>103566051
well unlike ved I dont get paid to be a dumb egirl so I just looked it up

this whole neuro piloting the ship is a terrible idea for this part

>>103566008
We like Bo /here/

has anything interesting happened with nur in the past month or so
i've been busy

>>103566126
ngl anon i think youre just retarded

>>103566008
Veddy is ai smart pleaae understand

>>103566177
lmao

butt clenching

>>103566177
nurcar video on yt and outer wilds integration

where the fuck is he going?
fly down toward it my nigga, not away from it

>>103566177
>Has anything intersting happend
There was th-
>With nur
Nope

Despite Vedal not understanding and overthinking basic things is annoying I do respect him not cheating to try to make himself seem smarter. It honestly makes his try to act cool thing work because he immediately gets humble seconds later

Christian AI.

why doesn't he land manually baka

Vedalnoises.mp3

it's like we're in a time loop where veddy wakes up and flies into the sun.

what a brat

What a brat

>>103566341
That's why LMAO. Does it without her, ass gets ejected.

Peak stream

JWU, is this what all the stream has been?

>>103566540
Kino? Yes

neuro cute

>>103566564
Another vod to the list then

he'll end up doing it accidentally and confused about how he did it

>>103566328
hiyori my love

I've never seen someone solve the quantum moon backwards.

I wonder if they're still around

>>103566615
Just like his whole career

>>103566712
roped like the rest of the purists that came here

>>103566712
Ye. What do u want from me

why is he like this

>>103566745
Yeah, roped on your mother's face

>>103563019
Veddy had a hard life... Its why hes so twisted now...

>>103566759
Dont kys

>>103566817
we... are siblings though?

Take him to Detroit.

heart333

how long until vedal launches an OnlyFans for Evil?

>>103566901
>>103566917
My heart... T _ T

did he cheat

I can't believe it...

Sex with Tomacat in the back row while the movie plays

>>103566974
There is a stream live, stop being a nigger

>>103566935
He likes money but he's demonstrated frequently that he has principals and will stick to them no matter what.

>>103566953
vedal pulling a piratesoftware would be hilarious

>>103567010
cerber aint live yet tho

>>103566759
Just wanted to say hi~

>>103567013
>he's demonstrated frequently that he has principals
nigga

grigga finally figured it out?

>>103567010
Sorry to distract you with our loud noises

i'm pretty sure he only has 1 out of 3 quantum rules. I don't know why he's so hard set on doing this.

>>103567098
no that was neuro taking creep shots of vedal

>>103567121
He just brute forced one of them, and got a second the intended way.
But he's going to spend another 4 hours brute-forcing the last one for sure.

FINALLY HE LANDED

Freedom...

vedal...

>fucking jetpacked out of the planet
I CAN'T

>>103567128
she said how does it feels to be on the recieving end for once

I'm starting to think this nygga got a botched lobotomy

Do you think a Juniper-Neuro collab would be fun

>>103567410
Thats the one Layna said was a bitch or something and I trust Laynas word so no

>>103567142
You're fucking right.

>>103567547
I miss V2 Evil so much

And this is why yellow paint is a thing now

I wish jeff saw this part lol

Chat, are we close to the puzzle where piratesoftware cheat it yet?

He's going to lose it when he realises this is an optional sidequest.

wrap it up veddy

just did a backread why are shitvil fans so cringe. or is it falseflaggers trying to make them look bad? either way jesus christ this is too cringe

>>103567974
Will Filly save Veddy from Cottonwhore?

>>103567974
filians numbers are really bad lately, she used to at least maintain a good 7k for a few months but now she struggles to get pass it. i hope that means we'll get a new veddy x fily collab soon tho

3 year old veddy....

I'm not even watching the stream because I'm so mad at Vedal and his shit decisions.

>>103568080
Been subscribed to Filian for 2 years now, literally every stream outside of YLYL has been fucking horrible except for the recent Monopoly stream.
But on YLYL saturday its getting bad too, she would stall 1 hour which is fair to give people time to get in, but the last month she has been stalling for 3 or MORE hours before starting it.
Probably going to unsub. Pippa is another I watch but all she does recently is random gacha slop or old MMOs so I barely watch her anymore.

>>103568023
Nope. She's bringing the backtubers in on Monday. Maximum leech.

>>103568163
I guess Filian kinda burned out her ideas so now it feels a little tiring. And her YLYL besides the stalling has been totally ruined by her mods also constantly picking dogshit clips.

>>103568183
Are you for real
I think I might kill myself if real

>>103568231
Crelly Aquwa and Honey for some reason

neuro sama?

>If I go to that location, it will give me a hint for the solution of this puzzle
>I will not go there, for some reason
Ok Vedal

>>103568268
Well Honey is unironically more respectable that any of the backtubers, she was a honest fangirl that never went too far on being parasocial either, and has real talents and not just reactslopping. Then again she kinda is more Filianverse that Neuroverse so it makes sense Filian would invite her. She should invite Hana though, just to make it as dogshit as possible.

>>103568206
It's honestly depressingly common with streamers/vtubers. After a couple of years most of them just run out of ideas and their content gets stale.

It's also why you have a constant cycle of:
>New Vtuber appears doing something new and different, attracting a lot of hype and fresh attention
>Vtuber starts to run out of steam, constantly repeating the same content, telling the same stories, etc etc
>Vtuber has completely given up, coasting entirely on their accrued fame from the first few years of their career. Their viewership gradually dwindles until only the diehards are left, but that's still enough to keep them going basically forever.
>A new Vtuber appears doing something fresh and different! Get hype!

>>103568454
This is happening to vedal too btw

>>103568454
I feel like Crelly is gonna speedrun this unless she straight up quits that subathon. Cerber might not be getting the highs she used to get from the swarm but she made a much more solid viewerbase by not overexposing herself.

>>103568556
I mean yeah we know that, but there's so much more he could have done first, Filian truly threw everything at the wall, Vedal only explored about half or less of what he could have have done. I mean shit if I was him i'd be trying real hard to lock down Ellie or someone like her for content.

>So, it would probably make sense to go back to the quantum caves in order to learn that final rule that I needed so badly in order to figure out how quantum entanglement works
>But I don't know what I can do from the moon in order to move it
what the fuck

>>103568646
Vibecodercoded

>>103568637
Yeah the tragedy of Vedal is there's so much shit he could still do, he just doesn't.

>>103568637
Him being lazy is his greatest asset because that way he won't release all the content at once and keeps his audience waiting

kek

>>103568163
>>103568206
I gotta know why is she fucking obsessed with geoguesser all of sudden, its like every stream shes gotta play it whenever she gets bored or doesnt know what to yap about

>>103568817
its so funny the swarm are some of the only people with access to his emoji and all were gonna do is just mock him forever

>>103568817
>>103568852
just a little bit of Tomfoolery desu, KEK

>>103568637
A lot this comes down to him having horrible time management. He has the ability to think up ideas but he doesn't make time to brainstorm, he doesn't have someone the bounce ideas off of thanks to his private nature, and gets distracted easily. He needs a manager or at least someone near him that is in that type field to help challenge him. Ellie actually hit it on head with him that he can accomplish so much more if had someone to manage it

https://x.com/VideosVuvu/status/1956439820160340398
Who liked this post i got recommended

What happened with Anny and Toma? Why don't they interact with Neuro or Vedal anymore?

>>103568781
still, spamming chillstreams this year has shown he still needs to do different stuff if he wants the channel to grow

>103569101
Buy an ad

>>103569101
everything you need to know is here https://files.catbox.moe/p1mexa.jpeg

Neuro-chan...

>>103569177
I'm learning so much right now

>>103569101
>>103569177
>>103569232
can you kill your nigger bot for the stream

Has he even been inside the escape pod 3?

This guy holy shit

>>103569101
Vedal and by extension Neuro are doomed. The drama is slowly growing in the background, soon there will be google docky's dropped and the cancellation will begin. It is inevitable.

>>103569519
2 more weeks

I'm beginning to believe someone else made Neuro, he's way too retarded to have made her himself.

I'm glad we are getting another stream

unlucky

And then died to a glitch LMAO

Honestly deserved

>>103569580
openAI made neuro

Cute boyfriend stalling untill mini starts her stream

Was wondering why chat felt better today then realised alex is not there

>>103569580
He just copy and pasted everything. That's all he is good at after all.

>>103569776
thats literally coding though