Thread 103560955

Does hololive only hire lesbian women or do these girls just pretend to be lesbian while bending over backwards to hide all traces of their heterosexuality. I mean I don't even see them express their heterosexuality in abstract(that is without reference to any fictional/real men)

yes they're all lesbian

>>103560955 (OP)
everyone loves girls and girl's bodies even straight woman

>>103561043
>even straight woman
Then that wouldn't make her straight

>>103560955 (OP)
IRyS just creamed herself during her top gun watchalong

>>103560955 (OP)
They pretend to please the unicorns

>>103561140
Shit that never happened

I think the only one who didn't hide her heterosexuality was shiori and she paid a hefty price for it.

>>103561154
https://youtu.be/LgJhnGLg6wg?t=4210

Do I need to post Nerissa talking about Astarion for more than a half-hour?

>>103561222
OK you're a literal schizophrenic

>>103561269
not LITERALLY creaming herself retard it's a figure of speech
she did have to get up to turn on her AC though it got too hot in there

>>103560955 (OP)
None of them are gay, even the clock is bi.

>>103561293
Yeah so? You think that means she's aroused or something?

>>103561294
The clock is nothing because she'll never get laid at this rate.

>>103560955 (OP)
If you go to a gay bar you shouldn't expect straight people there. Same thing here

>>103561251
She and shiori are the only exceptions.

>>103560955 (OP)
they do if you're dumb as fuck, which goes for a lot of anons here

>>103561320
NTA but that's a common euphemism for arousal in american english.
>"Is it getting hot in here, or is it just me?"
That said, I don't even have to watch the timestamp to know it was a joke.

>>103560955 (OP)
>Does hololive only hire lesbian women
HAHAHAHA

>>103560955 (OP)
sit back down in the cuck chair anon, it's where you belong

>>103560955 (OP)
>i have a boyfriend
>gets fired

>>103561410
*in the clock chair

>>103561140
how wouldnt you

there's tomcats

>>103561293
>>103561320
>>103561374
Plausible fucking deniability

>>103561514
stop replying ESLchama

>>103561374
It's mostly used ironically.

>>103561591
Yeah, I forgot to mention that part, which is why anons obsessing over it is silly.
I'm guessing it was either a shirtless scene or someone made a really cool zinger.

>>103561687
it was the smex scene and she does a stinky fujo laugh
that's it

>>103560955 (OP)
The only women that apply are women that are interested in VTubers. That is lesbians.

It's called business yuri. Fauna engaged in it too on streams while getting every hole ravaged by her now-fiancee every night
I'm sure no other holos are doing the same thing though!

It's pretty fucking risky. The biggest paypigs are extremely insecure. Even an innocuous statement like "I like men who do this or wear this" can trigger males.

The straight ones keep leaving hololive unable to tolerate the repression

>>103561687
https://files.catbox.moe/mixel0.mkv
it was a joke, her reaction was cute and funny though

>>103561084
What do you mean?
If you're a woman, being attracted to other women doesn't affect whether you're straight, only being attracted to men makes you straight.

>>103562098
Ever heard of bisexual?

>>103562167
That’s just a cope term made up by fags. If a man’s into other men, he’s a fag. It doesn’t matter how many women he’s been with. Bisexuality isn’t real.

>>103561987
That's pretty cute

>>103561864
Fauna wasn't too big on business yuri and she was pretty open about not wanting parasocial relationships.

doing your reps can tell you that most of them are just doing business yuri. there are a few genuine lesbians though.

>>103560955 (OP)
I can't believe some of you are actually retarded enough to think any of these women aren't doing yuri pandering solely to pander for money. None of them are doing gay shit off stream. You think random ships appearing out of thin air and being shilled hard at the same time isn't completely manufactured? /u/troons might be more delusional than unicorns.

>>103563565
Good job being mad at a strawman

>>103561293
so in your fucking head
>cumming buckets
is also a "ɥɔǝǝds ɟo ǝɹnɓıɟ"?

>>103563839
>I can't believe some of you are actually
The rest of your sentence is just a strawman you made up in your head.
Nobodfy actualy thinks because IRyS doesn':t do male collabs, that means she is gay

>>103563881
I'm literally replying to an OP asking if Hololive only hires lesbian women you moron. And one look in any yuri thread and you'll quickly find the exact person I was describing.

>Nobodfy actualy thinks because IRyS doesn':t
also learn how to type fatso

>>103561867
Literally true. And don't even think about suggesting that viewers "improve themselves." They'll hold it against you for the rest of their lives.

>>103560955 (OP)
>he doesnt have a oshi so heterosexual she screams and openly drools if she sees the even faintest trace of a muscular badboy in her games
couldnt be me

>>103563676
>as if hololive hasnt been called erolive since even before covid

>>103560955 (OP)
To this day, I still wonder whether they ask during the interview:
>are you into women
>are you in an intimate relationship
>do you think you can act gay and dont disclose that you're married

>>103560955 (OP)
>does hololive only hire 1-2% of the world's population

>>103565921
I think they hire significantly fewer people than that, in fact.

>>103560955 (OP)
It's a culture. They know about the unicorn thing and how lesbians are good for ratings. The ones that do it are just team players. The EN girls that are most open about their hetero are Kiara, Mori, Kronii, Bae, iRyS, Mumei, Fauna, Nerissa, Biboo, ERB, and i haven't watched Waowa enough to know. The girls mentioned my play homo, but we've seen evidence forbidden or through comments from games or other that they like MEN

>>103560955 (OP)

watch their VODs on how they treated the girl in Needy Streamer Overload

They're all straight as fuck

And you guessed it right, they pretend hard to be lesbians because they don't want to hurt you

>>103565921
women who are into idolshit and (female) vtubers are certainly less straight than average
it's stupid to think they're all gay or bi, yet reasonable to assume they are much gayer or bi than average

A lot of them do GFE content which is expressing heterosexuality towards the viewers. Sometimes they also get infatuated with male video game characters.

>>103560955 (OP)
Ina
IRyS
Bae
Biboo

Non-lesbians

>>103566723
>GFE content which is expressing heterosexuality towards the viewers
I feel like it should take significantly more than that to count as GFE

>>103561864
>>103563372
>>103566069
Fauna's openly bi, never tried to hide it. One of the one's that was, and still is, publically verifiable the entire time.
I don't understand the constant cope about this

>>103560955 (OP)
They come in as Bisexual at best, then they see how annoying women can be after working with each other for a few months and unironically become straight.
But they keep up the Lesbo grift going to keep the unicorns happy with their whole "I still have a chance with her" mentality.

>>103561141
>They pretend to please the unicorns
I think Kiara might actually be gay. Which would make unicorns losing their shit at her previous desire to collab with Holostars even more pathetic.

>>103567344
I go back and forth about this
>desire to collab
Qrd?

>>103560955 (OP)
No shit they're not real lesbians. They have a financial incentive to pretend to be lesbian, that is all.

>>103560955 (OP)
so far I haven't seen any of them announcing her dyke marriage, meanwhile many have already revealed being in relationships, marrie or even divorced. So no, they are faking it anon

>>103567401
It was like a year or two ago, don't remember the stream. She nervously asked her audience if they'd be cool with her collabing with one of the men, and the chuds were out in force that day flooding her chat with "no."
I like the talents. I've never been a die-hard Hololive fan, but I've caught some streams and bought some of the merch. (I have all of Mori's music releases on CD and/or vinyl except for the first EP). But the part of their fanbase that's usually engaged enough to chat are every bit as awful and annoying as post-Selen Niji fans.

>>103560955 (OP)
lesbianism is a myth, that's why you see literal bull dykes nowadays getting with men because women are exhausting even for them.

>>103568281
>source: your ass

>>103568049
I singlehandedly remember a moment (but don't remember if it was before or after what you mentioned) where she said she wouldn't do it because she wanted to focus on her growth. Might have been sometime after Vesper's meltdown, actually.
I feel like she's one of the only girls in EN who still brings to bring them up or at least doesn't completely ignore their existence (even little mentions, and without wanting to collab with them obv) which I find kinda interesting despite never being at all engaged with them.

>>103568281
>lesbianism is a myth, that's why you see literal bull dykes nowadays getting with men because women are exhausting even for them.
>source: my ass

This is like sexpetullian time we're having this retarded conversation.

>>103568049
yeah that tracks
reminder that the homos constantly message all the girls begging for collabs and only get traction with the ones that are extremely insecure and easy to manipulate
glad to hear she managed to come to her senses

>>103568747
>This is like sexpetullian time we're having this retarded conversation
Yeah, it's pretty stupid.
A more interesting convo would be "Let's assume that Hololive does prefer hiring lesbians or women who pretend that they are. Why? And should the "why" be allowed to persist?"

>>103568821
>reminder that the homos constantly message all the girls begging for collabs and only get traction with the ones that are extremely insecure and easy to manipulate
>glad to hear she managed to come to her senses.
The Hololive women told you this?

>>103560955 (OP)
No, Hololive prefers to hire married women whenever possible.

>>103569413
proof?

>>103561084
All women are bisexual. The only difference between women is the extent to which they are bisexual, how comfortable they are with it and what it will take to get them to munch the carpet.
Bear in mind though this isn't like "oh they're bisexual so they have no preference". Women do have a preference and that preference is dick.
You put them in front of a man they find attractive and a woman they find attractive they'll pick the man.

>>103569679
>All women are bisexual. The only difference between women is the extent to which they are bisexual, how comfortable they are with it and what it will take to get them to munch the carpet.
>Bear in mind though this isn't like "oh they're bisexual so they have no preference". Women do have a preference and that preference is dick. >You put them in front of a man they find attractive and a woman they find attractive they'll pick the man.

>>103569765
It's kind of difficult for men to understand this as men don't generally display homosexual behaviour without some kind of triggering circumstance. Whether that be abuse or prolonged lack of access to women (prison gay).
It does happen without these but thats rather unusual.

Shocker. Men and women are different.

>>103560955 (OP)
>or do these girls just pretend to be lesbian

I'm sure some are real lesbian and some are just business lesbians.

>>103560955 (OP)
Women are objectively more attractive than men in every regard. The girls falling in love with each other is not too far fetched, this behavior has been observed in all girls schools and all girls prisons. Women are the perfect companions and if you stick 100 of them together and make them interact all the time, a beautiful yuri is bound to be born.

>>103570055
>It's kind of difficult for men to understand this as men don't generally display homosexual behaviour without some kind of triggering circumstance. Whether that be abuse or prolonged lack of access to women (prison gay).
>It does happen without these but thats rather unusual.

>Shocker. Men and women are different.

what a boring thread

mods should delete this junk

lots of incels who are very informed on female sexual preferences around here

>>103570055
wouldn't this mean they're the same?
If lack of pussy turns men bisexual, that just proves that deep down everyone is bisexual and their preference is tied to their circunstance.

why can't we talk about something more fun? what's the point of this thread?

>>103570055
Men joke about sucking each other

>>103563565
>None of them are doing gay shit off stream
heh, it feels good to know things

>>103560955 (OP)
Oh you sweet summer child.

I guess people can still discover holo in 2025.

>>103569765
>Lesbo grift going to keep the unicorns happy with their whole "I still have a chance with her" mentality.
I don't get this mindset. If they're lesbian, why would the male unicorns think they have a chance with them at all.

>>103581234
Because they've been told that lesbians are women that just need a deep dicking and aren't actually people that are primarily/exclusively attracted to other women.

>>103560955 (OP)
idol culture

>>103581478
>idol culture
If it doesn't find a way to jettison the misogyny then it's dead.

>>103581604
Dude no one cares about le misogyny in Japan as long as shit makes money.

>>103581816
kinda hard to make money when your country is running out of people

>>103560955 (OP)
>I mean I don't even see them express their heterosexuality in abstract(that is without reference to any fictional/real men)
Holy tourist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANcHb_tPrro&pp=ygUPSVJ5UyBpbmEga2F3b3J1

>>103582749
Kaworu is fujobait. It's more like "I want to see him guck shinji" than "I want to fuck him" so it's safe.

>>103560955 (OP)
unicorns got mad at nerissa for swooning over the gay vampire in baldurs gate 3

>>103582333
Not really. Japan still has better fertility rates than other East Asian countries. If you remove the fertility rates of non whites in European countries you would end up with worse figures than South Korean fertility rates.

>>103563794
idk anon have you ever cummed the volume of a bucket, let alone multiple buckets, all at once?

>>103583565
lol anon

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>NO I would RATHER my oshi inevitably have sex with another man's cock
If you don't have a lesbian oshi you're a cuck by default.

>>103583878
based yurifag

>>103581234
Because they don't actually see them as girlfriends, but surrogate mothers. They're stuck in a sociopathic phallic stage where they compete with their father for their mother's affection. An irl boyfriend or husband is like a stepfather entering the picture.

fbk is

>>103568368
>singlehandedly remember
as opposed to what?

>>103568049
Oh man, I remember that.
Jeez, what a disaster. It was mostly positive comments, but there were enough negative ones to weigh on her.
Same shit happened with Kronii after the off camera minecraft bullshit.
There's enough people to cry until they get what they want, regardless of how that'll actually effect the girls themselves.

>>103588398
that's showbiz
give paying customers what they want if you want to be successful

>>103588459
That's the thing. They tend not to be paying customers. They're the guys spending ARS on akas and proudly proclaiming how they'd never spend money on a woman.

>>103588517
yeah the positive commenters tend to be like that
luckily the unicorns spend a shitload of money

>>103588531
Nice joke, anon.

>>103588591
Not a joke. I have 70+ orders in the holoshop and I'm a unicorn.
Never superchatted once in my life.

>>103588616
Definitely, anon. I 100% believe you and your imaginary merch.

>>103588651
nice inspect element, anon.
Don't worry, one day you'll be able to actually afford merch.
But by then you'll declare your oshi a whore and have to start all over again.

all girls are kinda gay
especially ones willing to wear a sexy anime girl avatar
but some of them show attraction to males regardless
especially me
not reading the rest of the thread

>>103588691
mmhmm surely that's it

>>103588709
You'll make it, anon. I believe in you.

>>103588736
I won't post more cause I know you'll just steal the screenshots to anti the girls like usual.

it's just inevitable when you hire only women and they basically are only allowed to publicly interact with other women, so they have to cope with it somehow, leading to most of them just yuribaiting like it's prison rules.

>>103588758
>anti the girls
There we go, anon.
You're always thinking it's some kind of war between girls and boys instead of between people who actually watch streams and people who want to prevent the former from watching streams.

>>103588894
sure thing bud
i wont be baited into posting more merch pics tho

>>103561357
What about Bae creaming herself to bara Arurandeisu, or Fauna and Gigi creaming themselves to bara Pyramid Head?

>>103588913
I'm afraid you'll never learn, anon.
Good luck trying to find your magic oshi that you won't dox and harass when you find something you don't like.

>>103588946
keep trying, the projection is really amusing

>>103588957
I'll pray for you.

>>103588968
it's 4am so I gotta go to bed
it was fun watching you try to get more merch pics though

>>103589013
Goodnight, numbermonkey.

>>103560955 (OP)
Okayu openly lusts after muscle bros like Broly and Chunky Kong.

>>103567344
She's not gay, just European

>>103566069
>The EN girls that are most open about their hetero are Kiara, Mori, Kronii
>Kiara
>Hey mom telll them about the lesbian stuff again
>Kronii
>Ok chat, let me mope about how my heterosexual friend is now married, pregnant and uninterested in slamming clams with my lesbian ass
Most girls are into men, but you just picked probably the gayest two in all of EN and declared them straight.

>>103566737
When the fuck has Ina ever expresssed any kind of sexual attraction to men?

>>103589037
Korone likes men who trat her like shit. I can't fix her.

>>103588398
i genuinely see you replying to yourself in 90% of the threads on this board

>>103591181
It is true. I am the hacker known as 4chan.

>>103560955 (OP)
Towa never hesitates to lust after Ed, a blonde and very muscular street fighter character, and always stops whatever she's doing to watch her "coach"
But her delusional fanbase thinks she's a lesbian and keep shipping her with other holos
She never hid her preferences

>>103566737
add Nerissa to that list, she's 'poorly' kayfabing into it but she is terrible at pretending. Past the usual 'horny posting' and blatant queerbaiting, any serious talk and you realize how straight this bitch is(sorry Kiara)

>>103583952
Fauna was a pretty big lesbian in Hololive and played into it. You can continue coping

>>103560955 (OP)
Statistically most of them ar straight (which means fashionably bisexual). One of the only actually lesbians there is Kronii.

>>103593306
plushies holding hands, 100% lesbians. Same reasoning that proves Iofi isn't into men or women, but into godzilla

the ever delusional holocuck

>>103560955 (OP)
There only three lesboids in this entire company at most.

>>103560955 (OP)
anon's first exposure to kayfabe

>>103593386
>the ever delusional holocuck
It's really sad. They have no ability to enjoy streams without constantly propping up the fantasy that the streamer is available.

>>103568368
>>103588398
These are for certain the same person.

>>103569765
>>103570327
stop posting these creatures you ideological zombie

>>103593714
>stop posting these creatures you ideological zombie
then stop posting things that they would say

>>103560955 (OP)
Think of a gay bar, in any city the population of straight men are obviously disproportionate to gay men, except in a bar the its the reverse. Yet you wouldn't say "wow, why does that bar have so many gays when straight men are the majority". The simple reason for what you see is that Hololive (and really vtubing at large) has a reputation for yuri/yuribait, which means women that are either comfortable with faking that or just straight(heh) up like it are the ones applying.

>>103561354
Straight women go there to hunt gay men

>>103569679
>>103570055

>>103594748
I disagree

Nah, a few straight ones got in like Kobo and Bibo

Gigi is ACE, most of girls are Bi, girl leaning

Okayu did address her and Karone being a Couple exactly one time as "If you know you know,but it has nothing to do with our work"

It ads context to Pekora refusing to sleep over at Marine's House cause even in her own room she is paranoid Marine might sneak in her room and Molest her

People here have put ??? on Bae and Ina as they have said out of pocket things about girls and Bae was mostly clueless when Marine and Susei was sitting close to her,holding her hand,and looking over 3 way Yuri Hentai trying to send hints to see which way she swings and if she's interested(Baes eyes rolled and she started to cry laugh when it finally registered what was going on,then she responded "I'm sorry I don't speak Japanese" to the next question the girls asked her which made Susie and Marine start Laughing)

>>103596401
this retard also believes Iofi prefers Godzilla over Men or Women

No, no.... It's all women are Bi

What guys need to figure out is if it's Bi-Polar, Bi-Sexual,or just a Bi-tch

>>103597511
All women are Bidet

all women are bionicle

What's testable with a Brainwave scan is Male brain, Female Brain,Bisexual Brain....a Male with Male Brain or Female with female brain is Straight, having a opposite sex brain is gay, either sex can have a bisexual brain

Those Identifying as something else's brainwaves shows signs of Schizophrenia Identity Disphoria

Those mad at Jk Rowling agreeing with that Judge over that Scottish Prisoner wanting to transfer from Male Solitary to Women's General Populace cause he realized he's Trans with help from Therapist getting a proper eval from a Psychoanalyst($25 HMO Therapist vs a $1500 just to say hi Psychoanalyst is the problem with most people's mental health after seeing a Quack Therapist ) missed the part Guy was f determined to be Male Brained with Schizophrenia ID Dysphoria so judged denied transfer (if scan had shown Female brain or Bisexual brain judge would have moved her to Women's Solitary as a raper and Assaulter of multiple women would get Jeffrey Dohmered wether in Men's or Women's General Populous

>>103598296
meds, NOW

>>103560955 (OP)
Wasn't Nimi enough proof that it's all performative?

Ngl, best ones usually are

How do you think I'm able to deal with this place?

>>103560955 (OP)
They know a lot of Vtuber fans are into lesbians so they act like lesbians, it's quite simple really.

She never said she's marrying a guy

And she can have a baby by going to a sperm bank

She has mentioned being female leaning

It's why Dooby,Mint,Nimi,and Doki calling their Collab group GAYs (Green and Yellows) had them all giggling that technically the Acronym wasn't accurate (They are all Bi)

Ironically a few Bis and the 1 Ace is telling Unicorns they don't get to chose who they Collab with

>>103560955 (OP)
They're all bi, lesbian ofr each other and lusting for MY cock

what if Nimi married Kronii

>>103560955 (OP)
I mean, they should not show this no matter what. They are idols after all

>>103560955 (OP)
It's all for the camera. Which may be a good thing.

>>103560955 (OP)
wasn't the most lesbian woman in hololive kiara and she had a menhera breakdown on her blue prince stream about turning 30 and not having children with her past failed relationships?

>>103605331
Kiara is a lesbian because men failed her hard, how much mistreatment can one girl go through before she starts thinking the other gender might be the safer option?

>>103605850
a cute story but the two arent equivalent you cant just replace them

>>103608705
that's not the point, idiot

>>103605331
>wasn't the most lesbian woman in hololive kiara and she had a menhera breakdown on her blue prince stream about turning 30 and not having children with her past failed relationships?
That doesn't make her straight, anon. It just means that she wants kids.