Thread 103583786

A thread dedicated to the lovable Blonde Thief turned Bounty Hunter with a Laughter full of Joy and a Heart of Gold!
Biker Bird! Edition~

>Her Youtube channel
https://www.youtube.com/@Dokibird
>Her Twitch channel
https://www.twitch.tv/dokibird
>Her VOD channel
https://www.youtube.com/@DokibirdVODs
>Her Twitter
https://twitter.com/dokibird
>Her Shop
https://dokimerch.com/
>STREAM Drift Away Dokibird's cover
https://youtu.be/FRl9gMUQh7U
>STREAM The Final Heist MV
https://youtu.be/zq5KzE4gx6I
>STREAM No Matter What DokiMint cover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FT9IdLhAjLg
>STREAM Five Nights at Freddy's (by The Living Tombstone) Dokibird's 3D Concert Cover MV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSq99ScHaNo
>STREAM Last Cup of Coffee DokiMint 3D Concert Cover MV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEj-WEGnx58
>OP Sauce
https://x.com/an_Owlette/status/1955845128922522089
Previous thread: >>103516169

>>The Selen Tatsuki Archives (Every achievement/memory is still hers, they can't take that away!)
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1-4fUzZTpYRBFJq7zIBdC4Su9_Q_Z3tEt
https://mega.nz/folder/tDQFRADQ#wHu-EgSPIlSnHbal0_lN7w
https://mega.nz/file/pX8kQRTI#bmKDIWRZ4E5HgQU1T5wO-_Z6-6FbidWlkMx8bxhjGwU
https://archive.ragtag.moe/channel/UCV1xUwfM2v2oBtT3JNvic3w
>STREAM Fly High Selen Tatsuki's Original Song & MV (Reupload)
https://youtu.be/lDgy_IJyZNA
>STREAM Last Cup of Coffee Selen Tatsuki's Cover & MV (Reupload)
https://youtu.be/L88r98G4YiM
>Play Detective Pomu and the Tatsuki Manor Mystery!!
https://selentatsuki.itch.io/tatsuki-manor-mystery
>Fanart Vault
https://mega.nz/folder/bwlkXLbI#-ULC3RJvOgpsV_zl05qicQ
https://mega.nz/folder/fp8U3SZI#a-v6GBMLXHdgFfyHB1l6aw

>Our Divegrass team page
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//HAHA/
>Divegrass suggestions poll. Got any ideas for the team? Send them over!
https://cryptpad.fr/form/#/2/form/view/KSv8HgulFlTfxE+jbdCtmerY51Xn7h0rL5PMTI94qvA/

>Thread template. Use this for baking!
https://rentry.co/haha-thread-template

>Don't be a Dumb Goon and reply to (or even just give attention to) every single bit of bait, shitstirring, tribalism, and/or dramafaggotry out there. Be a Smart Goon, Ignore it and Move on! (Report if you have to though!)

I WANT DOKI FEMDOM!

dorkbird love

>>103583840
This guy has been absolutely COOKING.
I hope he stays obsessed with our bird for a long while.

>>103583786 (OP)
Bikerbird my beloved...

>>103583786 (OP)
Cool AND bratty Doki!

>>103583913
Based and same

are any of you autists playing on the mc server or are we not allowed to discuss member stuff? i havent been in a general for a chuuba in probably 2 years so i dont remember shit

Alright, had to review the VOD, managed to gun down Doki three times in her last match. Kinda wish I noticed before the end of the match. Also she's right we were stomping the shit out of the other team before she joined, and then it fell apart relatively quickly.

>>103588615
I'm not on it since I find playing block game boring but maybe some other goons here are on it

>>103588615
Should be fine. She's gonna stream stuff on it and said it's okay to post pictures of builds and stuff.

>>103588733
rude but also funny

>>103588809
i don't particularly find block game fun after 14 years either, but i just build map arts which barely requires any critical thinking or focus.
>>103588983
duly noted desu ty

>>103587694
Dancing Selen doll!

I fell asleep during the stream yesterday and I've yet to watch the rest on the VOD. Has she said anything about streaming today, or she's taking Sunday as a break day like usual?

>>103591336
She just talked about what she's doing next week so yeah I'm assuming it's just a normal rest day Sunday.

https://x.com/vonshia/status/1956743087432040795
Two hours left, 50/50 is still possible

>>103593607
It's very close.

>>103595112
The only logical outcome is to draw Doki AND Moom

Badump

eepy...

>>103595112
Basically 50/50 when rounded

>>103597767
Lol

>>103596740
SelenASS

>>103596740
The one tragedy about Doki as a design is she lacks tight pants for us to grab.

>>103600467
At least we got back the tail, although it's tinier and feathered

Laimu is live if you want to watch something

>>103601641
Nice.

Sloppy collab's times

>>103603155
>Mage Arena
Sounds like Magicka aka KINO

>Mage Arena
Oh shit, I've seen another vtuber playing it and it could give us some kino moments, especially with Doki mushy pronunciation

>>103603155
>A co-op PvP experience about using your voice to cast spells
kek, this is going to be great.

>>103603155
SLOPPY SISTER LOVE

>>103603294
>Voice to cast spells
Time to prepare a counter for whenever Doki and Mint die because their shrieking will never be understood by the game

>>103603155
hype!

Eepy...

>>103603155
>Wednesday
Thanks god... I will be free that day.

Boo

>>103604714
Nice

>>103604860
Noooo!

>>103603334
Would Matara be an honorary Sloppy Sister?
Also, posting Laimu with Matara's tits on her head just because

>>103605237
If she collabed with them, maybe

>>103605237
Not a Cillia's rig, also the group currently doesn't accept applications. I'd like another large group collab, though

>>103604860
AIEEEEEEEEEEE

>>103605202
Yes, on me

>>103593607
as funny as 50/50 is, I like Doki more.
I wouldn't be opposed to 50/50 or doki winning

>>103603155
>3pm wed
fuck

>>103593607
>>103608480
Final results show as 50/50 to me, but the artist seems to think Doki won by 0.3% (does the maker of the poll have access to more detailed results?)
https://x.com/vonshia/status/1957108470919913636

It would be quite nice to have a joint picture, but I suppose it's a bit awkward because technically Doki never interacted with Mumei.

>>103607533
Dokitty!

>>103607533
>>103608307
>>103609369
Kitty!

>>103609369
So tiny...

>>103607533
>>103608307
>>103609369
A Dokicat is fine too...

Speaking of Dokitty...
https://x.com/Loshi_CM3D2/status/1957220560267858065

>>103612279
Sexo

>>103612279
GATO SEXO

>>103609369
Cute

Eepy....

>>103612279
I am in dire need of more sexy Doki

>>103614673
I will lick her clean

>>103612279
>>103614673

>>103615708
Lol

>>103618835
Cute bird chilling

Dorky bird

https://x.com/dokibird/status/1957289824282632195
https://x.com/dokibird/status/1957291480172867832

>>103620304
FAT FUCK

>>103620304
Chonky D.A.D.

>>103620304
>>103620519
>>103620537
thicc boi

>>103620304
>>103620519
>>103620537
Seems healthy, it was about time!

>>103620519
>>103620537
Goodest of bois

>>103620519
Thats the look of "why am I back here!?"

>>103620304
>>103620519
>>103620537
Beergut D.A.D. Love

>>103603155
nice

>>103620519
>>103620537
CHONKY boy

>>103620722
No...

So the snuffy collab is Wednesday?

>>103614582
Ok!

Since we all saw Snuffy, Doki and Mint's doxx before what about Laimu?

[-]
Begone

Schedule tomorrow?

>>103624605
Pretty good chance I'd say.
DAD being home now definitely helps with her mood.

>>103624605
Probably, but maybe today

>>103624605
Uuuuuu...

>>103620304
Oh shit, here we go again

>>103625883
KEK

Predictions on the schedule? Is she going to start Halo 2?

>>103627415
She said she's starting Sleeping Dogs, the sloppy sisters collab, a members stream, and maybe finishing Epic Mickey. I'd say probably unlikely she'll start Halo 2 but maybe.

>>103627415
>Halo 2
God I wish

DAD...
https://x.com/agito666/status/1957379503979704732

>>103628859
LMAO

>>103628859
D.A.D...
Cat...

!

>>103630722
>Thu, Dec 9, 2021 20:18:26

Looking forward to the game jam marathon

>>103630722
Cute happy Selen.
>>103630891
So am I. I have a day off tomorrow so um planning on playing as many of them as I can to check them out.

>>103603155
Mage Arenas is kino, especially with different accents trying to get the voice recognition to work while slinging and dodging spells.

There was a recent collab with Juniper, Bao, Yuzu, and Michi (impromptu because they had to ditch Grounded 2)
https://youtu.be/WGWDrM8m5Jc?t=4548

>>103631693
I'm looking forward to it. Even though it works the best with ESL people for maximum hilarity Tenma's playthrough was extremely funny, mushybird could gift us some funny moments

>>103630722
Shit... I was there.
Saloon almost cried when she finished the game lmao.

>>103633140
Newgoon here. What was it? Fangame?

>>103633160
Yes, it was a fangame made for her birthday (Selen birthday)
It was a Megaman 1 copypaste but it had souls and more difficult... she took like 2-3 hours to clear it, good times

>>103630722
>>103633140
>>103633160
>>103633258
With dokijam it looks like a lot of dragoons made their first game, so I think we'll start seeing more games from dragoons now

>>103633160
https://gioba-games.itch.io/rocksuki

Schedule...

>>103630842
>in 4 more months its gonna be 4 years old
fucking hell where did the time go, getting older both kickass and suckass at the same time

>>103631821
Good thing Doki is honorable ESL.

>>103636558
KEK

>>103637563
Wow the same joke that was spammed in the other similar tweet, so creative, post an actual good one

>>103637563
kek

>>103637563
At this point she's using "weiner" on purpose

Wild repost, lmao

>>103638560
Kek

>>103637781
https://x.com/eattheentireass/status/1948219842617585828
Here's a good one.

>>103638765
How is this the first time I see this one? kek

>>103638560
kek

>>103638765
This one is good

Desperately waiting for the schedule...
really wanna know when she'll play sleeping dogs, at most we know:
Saturday is her convention/panel at VEXPO
Wednesday is the Sloppy Sisters collab

>>103639685
She probably tries to beat epic mickey this week too

>>103638560
Lmao

>>103639685
Vexpo is on the 6th September.

>>103640296
Oh, I'm dumb. Thank you for pointing it out

>>103636558
>>103636920
Doki...

Dorky bird

>>103642540
Dumb bird only knows american (barely)

>>103642881
placed in esl despite not being esl

>>103621144
H-hot...
>>103622685
BUNNYASS

>>103642540
Kek

>>103605202
This fits so well because of Selen's hair being almost identical to the demon

Doki cute?

>>103646712
EXTRA cute!

>>103646712
Yeah !

>>103647934
RARE Dokitty

https://x.com/dokibird/status/1957630024892531098
Stream tomorrow!

>>103649255
Nice

>>103647934
CUTE

>>103649255
>morning
FUCK

https://x.com/snuffyowo/status/1957638555867476387
Snuffy... Depression is so crippling.

>>103651650
Snuffy's monthly blues, feel better soon o7

>>103651650
it's the time of the month when her brain goblins attack her, but she'll eventually fend them off, stay strong snuffy

>>103651650
Snuffy...

>>103647934
Fluffy tail...

>>103647629
>>103646734
>>103647934
Cute!

>>103651650
Helpful Laimu to the rescue
https://x.com/Laimulicious/status/1957664396949279149

The thought of dokibird whispering to the raccoons at the exhibit to tell them how much she hates them is funny to me.

>>103654214
>TOTAL RACCOON DEATH!

>>103653956
I love that Laimu is always looking out for Snuffy

>>103654214
Doki likes to whisper to the animals in her zoo posts. It's always silly and cute

>>103654214
>>103654273
KEK

>>103654214
I need to make a soundpost of that

Frame up: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYuisJQ_h5A

>>103656389
Nice.

>>103656389
Nice

Schedule!
https://x.com/dokibird/status/1957743939836117333

>>103656628
Good week, really looking forward to the members stream.

>>103656628
Fantastic week

>>103656628
amazing week, looking forward to the collabs and sleeping dogs

I just noticed that the new expansion of Lily's TCG has a Crowki card

>>103657041
Oh nice! And to think, Crowki was originally just meant to be a one off joke, kek.

>>103656628
Nice

>>103657041
Lol Crowki just chilling

>>103657041
>11"
Should I try and see how Crowki would look in divegrass at that size?

>>103658660
I'd do it for shits and giggles, if it's not too bothersome

>>103658677
Look at the little fella go.

>>103658965
LMAO

>>103658965
lmao, he's so cute!

>>103658965
>Selenbear block
She's improving!

>Sleeping Dogs
I know she said she feels weird doing it, but hopefully we get Doki swearing in Cantonese.

>>103660009
Kek

>>103661623
I'd like another canto stream in general desu.

>>103662189
We need Canto voice pack, like yesterday

https://x.com/NosTalKah/status/1957602124952441206
Out of all of the wiener ones, this made me laugh. Glad he's back, I hope we hear his usual barks.

>>103663423
The coolest boi

>https://x.com/danisaurzzz/status/1949947698347495574
>https://x.com/danisaurzzz/status/1956483501705888064
>https://x.com/danisaurzzz/status/1957680054760038821

>>103656628
oh hey I suggested Sleeping Dogs not too long back, should be fun

>>103663665
>>103663683
>>103663709
sexo

>>103663423
He is indeed a very cool boy.

>>103656628
Pork buns!

>>103664148
Gin my beloved...

>>103663423
Lmao

>>103663423
Cool D.A.D.

>>103664148
Meany...

>>103663423
https://x.com/GerardrockO/status/1957321302500376777
>Edit where each word appears one by one with sans speech sound
>At the end it adds the flame in the eye
>Megalovania starts
I can't edit for shit tho

Sekiro got an anime before Doki even played it...

>>103666037
Heh

>>103666264
Ya got me, i miss Doki's gameshow watchalongs

>>103666264
i like the animation

Doki soon

>>103656628
OH wow i am so cooked this Saturday. Being EUgoon isn't always easy.
>Sleeping Dogs 3:00am
>Saturday shift at work 8am-5pm (listening to stream while working)
>Going to concert with friend 7pm-11pm
>Members stream 3:00am

>>103667608
It's why I gave up on catching most streams live a long time ago. I'm too old to stay up until 3 AM.

>>103667641
My usual shifts are afternoon so i can watch 3am streams and still get decent bit of sleep but Saturday shifts are always morning ones.

Doki EXTRA soon!

eepy bird

Over here!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYuisJQ_h5A

STARTING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYuisJQ_h5A

Now!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYuisJQ_h5A

LOOP

https://youtu.be/cYuisJQ_h5A
now!

FAT FUCK

D.A.D...

Unfaithful chonk...

Doki you've been abandoning him a lot lately, no shit he doesn't care anymore...
I hope she can bond with him again

I want to watch Mint watch Doki pee while Doki is watching me.

>>103668064
He's just being a little tsundere, that's all

He's bullying the plushie!

Doki...

Amerimutts...

>30% lower
Holy shit.

Wtf???

kek, they want FPS pro lineages

>>103668391
Wait, so it's not just coca cola, it's cola in general damn

>>103668391
Holy shit...

>>103668391
jesus, good thing i don't drink soad

Doki's gonna play this, right?

>>103668617
Most likely, yeah.

>>103668524
>SOAD

>>103668638
Nice, I liked her playthrough of the first game

VA Doki my beloved

>let's do an endurance stream and finish
How long does she have left?
>>103668688
Same, I like when she gets really nerdy about Chinese mythology stuff.

Doki, they live in deserts...

Doki...

Guys... I think she's stupid

>>103668990
>>103669047
>>103669059
DUMB BIRD LOVE

Reminder that she has a master degree and she managed to drown a cactus

>>103669085
DUM BIRD LOVE

Doki wtf

If Disney and Nintendo sued each other into oblivion that would actually be a benefit to entertainment media in general.

That's REAL?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walt_Disney_Productions_v._Air_Pirates
>Air Pirates founder Dan O'Neill wanted the comic to be noticed by the Disney company and arranged for copies to be smuggled into board meetings.
kek

>SC
>He doesn't know what happened
We are never getting that, SC...

This is the second time she's talked about how she's willing to spread a zombie virus...

>>103670299
The Doki Apocalypse

>>103670304
Me with the Imperium of Man

>>103670376
Are there even good guys in 40k? I don't know too much about it, but it doesn't look like there's good guys in any side

>>103670420
The Tau are probably the closest to being "good"

>>103670420
The Tau are the closest ones of "good guys" in 40K
They are the newest small power in the galaxy so if you get invaded by them, they will try diplomacy first before they attack with bombs (which is way fucking nicer than the other options, besides they will try to avoid as much civilian casualties as possible)
Reason why most Imperium fans hate them because
>NOOOOO, YOU CANT BE NICE IN THIS SETTING

>>103670790
lol
lmao

>>103670420
>>103670526
>>103670576


To be fair The Tau have gotten a lot more lore lately that paints them more as a brainwashed cult by a sub race of an elite caste called the Ethereals through psychic means and when one of these individuals isn't around the immediate population starts to rebel against "The Greater Good" and act much more independently and for self determination.

>>103670790
Haha... not in Canada at least...
>>103670975
True but most of that of cope for the community
The Ethereals are real but they don't "mind control" the races that join the Tau, they "brainwash" them via heavy propaganda for them to feel safe with them even if they are considered second class citizens which enrage the average Imperialfag because being a Tau second class citizen is way better than being a full imperial citizen... most of the time

>>103670526
>>103670576
I'm a filthy casual, but don't they castrate people after brainwashing them or something like that?
>nooo you can't just be nice!
Probably me. My impression of the imperium was that it's basically humanity needing to be assholes to survive. But to really have a thorough argument on this, I'd probably have to read a whole lot more and write a 40k-word long essay.

>SC
wow so quirky, so funny

Why is the whale so angy...?
>>103671224
I'm not all that up to date with the lore (been quite a few years now) but I don't remember any castration.

>"Birds are just spying on people for the government"
>Doki is a bird
>Doki has been spying on me for the government
MY CONSPIRACIES WERE TRUE, I NEED TO TELL ANO-

I remember watching a video about thst town in Oregon (I think) that thought it was a good idea to blow up a whale carcass to remove it from the beach, lmao

>>103671342
Doki GLOWS

Isn't the RCMP similar to the FBI in that they deal with crimes thet cross province boundaries?

>>103671317
It might have just been a meme I misremembered from that Emperor's TTS series. Which was the most I looked into the lore. Hence, casual.

>>103671193
I can understand the cope because
"just be nice" as a viable solution feels kind of Star Trek to me. Not bad, but it's a different worldview. As in, it changes the reality of the 40k universe if the imperium could have just been nice all along.

Blind bird...

Guys Doki might need a stronger glasses prescription

>more kid game streams
Fun times to be had

>>103671728
The thing is, that as I said, the Tau is a new race just a few hundred years while all the others have been there for a millennium or more
The Imperium once was like the Tau, full of hope and trying to expand without the use of force with their amazing tech... then the Dark Age of Technology happened along with xenos taking advantage of them (and then the Horus Heresy happened lmao), led the Imperium to become an authoritarian fascist empire not because they like it but because of necessity (everyone wants them dead)
If you read the Tau and their multiple "first encounter" with the other Warhammer races, you will notice how innocent and hopeful they were... to name an example, they were invaded by Tyranids on certain planet that happen to be a Necron tomb world. The Necrons woke up and destroyed the Tyranids, the Tau celebrated and called them their heroes. They led them to biggest city of that world to met the leader of that Tau world... and then the Necrons decided to genocide the entire planet for the funnies
Shit they even allied themselves with the Dark Eldar and traded with them... DARK ELDAR btw (they learned the hard way to avoid them when they abducted an entire Tau colony for their deranged pleasure torture machines)
>>103671930
Never forget the first Peppa Pig stream, it was KINO as fuck
The second one was fun too with all the Queen memes lmao

There's a semi-famous family bakery near where I grew up thet used to make huge wedding cakes, and they definitely weren't cardboard at all. They did cost over £1k though for some of the largest.

TOTAL ELF DEATH

Doki you're a knife ear! Your wife is a knife ear!

Bird pee!

Doki PEE!

I wonder whether she'll actually be able to finish it today?

>none of the girls I usually watch are on
>give Doki a try
>listen to her voice
...
...
...
why am I hard?

>>103673275
She has a good range. From evil gremlin to very cute.

>>103673275
She has a really unique voice, an adquired taste for some, but when it hits it fucking hit

>>103673275
Welcome to the club bud

>>103673378
>>103673421
guess it's over, I've been Doki'd

>>103673275
It began...

>>103673275
One of us! One of us!!

I can't imagine it's going to be very good, considering how long it's taken.

I just met her but I love her laugh...

If only there could be more heads of companies like Gaben...

>>103673275
Well you either hate her voice or you get bricked up upon hearing it, no in between

Not only is her voice unique her accent is hot too, it's a weird mixture of valley girl accent with sassy girl sprinkled with girly noises, I don't know what it is exactly but I like it.

>>103674465
I'm just glad to know it's a normal reaction to her voice /here/ the only other vtuber that gets me like this is Ollie

Doki wants to hire an SEO expert, kek

>>103674992
No...

To be fair the music did sound evil.

Kek

She is struggling with a game made for children...

>>103675845
She has melted her brain.

Cute DokiMint animation here btw!
https://x.com/NekoBandito/status/1957907936195539109

Sexond bird pee!

Ah bump limit... Who's got next bake? Or shall I get it?

doki pee!

>>103676136
Very cute!

I'll bake then

>>103676381
Nice

>>103676381
Nice.

RIP...

Doki this is why peolpe keep drawing you like a man, for the love of god stop

What if Doki did a no suggestive joke challenge? Would she die?

>>103676629
She's being very freaky tonight, kek

Doki isn't dyslexic right?

Bad end confirmed?

>>103676725
Not officially, but remember she was put into an ESL class at school despite not being ESL.

>>103676725
She probably is

I'm getting old bros...
>>103676381
Nice!
>>103676725
Probably...

>>103671728 (me)
>>103672038
That makes sense.

How much does she have left?

>>103678985
>>103678985
>>103678985
Fresh bread is up!

>>103679019
Thank you baker!

>>103678776
I really don't know, but surely not much more.

>>103679019
Thank you breadmaker

>>103678776
She's GOTTA be close
>>103679019
Thanks baker!

>>103679019
Thanks bread maker!

>>103679019
thanks baker