Thread 103594192

This thread is dedicated to the star known as Gliese 667C and space's greatest thief, Kaneko Lumi (金子瑠美)

Space's greatest thief has come for her next big haul! Lumi is a mischievous star from a solar system far away. She came to Earth to learn all about the people, the history, and of course, the valuables! She loves to sing, overcome challenges and most of all, have fun!

Bratty and mischievous, Lumi loves to poke people and push them, and herself, to their limits! Easily amused, Lumi loves to learn new things and explore her curiosities. Bouncy and fun, teasing and competitive, and sometimes soft and vulnerable, Lumi is the full rollercoaster of emotions!

Schedule: full schedule returns! yay! no graduation yet!

https://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/1954941562464694660/photo/1

Idol Songs: https://youtu.be/rdGLAjNTUlA
https://youtu.be/yGFiH98YOug
https://youtu.be/YEf3M-NB3Gg

Twitter: https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumi
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/KanekoLumi
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Twitch Archive: https://www.youtube.com/@lumikaneko
https://gofile.io/d/KGXbJt
https://gofile.io/d/votdVz
https://mega.nz/folder/J6l0UCLC#Xsq4LOPewcc20TexfB6dvg

Lumi will be streaming later

Previous Thread:>>103551143

I unsubscribed from Lumi.

>>103594192 (OP)
Lumi looks different somehow
>>103594905
why?

>>103594905
low sperm count?

>>103595064
It gets old how she talks like a clueless bimbo when playing a game to solicit advice from chyat, preferably by superchat.

>>103595598
she reads non-supas. she has a crush on her chat. what more do you want

>>103594192 (OP)
not the worst but a bat bake nontheless

>>103595839
Thank you <3

>>103594192 (OP)
Posting in a thread made by a spammer cuck posting janny.

>>103596965
yeah I had my suspicions for a while. whatever, the thread serves it's primary purpose

although it would be nice if there was a less schizo way to do this

>>103596965
>>103598186
I always knew the mods were seething antis

>>103598376
modding is full of perverse incentives. you need someone willing to no life your streams, but you also need someone who has more important things going on in their life than modding for you. otherwise modding for you becomes the most important thing in their life and, like most people would, they will take steps to preserve what they percieve to be theres. keeping a streamer isolated, streaming, and never big enough to move on

>>103598376
I'm not op or a mod but I do anti. I credit myself for almost everything Lumi does that's good because she wouldn't have the drive to do anything otherwise.

Lumi is live
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
my summer car and then cooking later

not using this shit thread, jannies please delete

>>103598824
A janny made it.

I wonder what kind of gourmet meal Lumi will prepare for her brother today.

>>103599647
Muff

>>103598584
I could never anti Lumi

>>103599678
Sounds hairy. I will be watching with anticipation.

>>103598584
you're years late man. people change

Does sunbroocean chat only on twitch?

>>103594192 (OP)
niggabat

Are we enjoying the stream?

>>103600363
I hate crosswords and had my fill of RTS when they were popular.

>>103600112
he is way more active on youtube

>>103600379
She doesn't play rts, she plays AoE 2 exclusively.

>>103594192 (OP)
31 Down is Simpleton

>>103600379
find another streamer

Where's my dinner lemon woman.

>>103600172
The one and only.

>>103600478
I wish. she is so cute when she plays rts and she is the only girl with the balls to try

>>103600363
>we
I don't know we but I'm not.

[Lumi news] Sex music on stream (dedicated to sunbrocean)

>>103602331
she's either retarded enough to numberfag over a saturday, is getting really vad advice, or is legitimately suffering from some disability that compels her to finish. it's also a hit with the most autistic segment of chat. it is an unenviable position

>>103602520
is this one of those nursing handjobs all the kids are talking about?

>>103602460
it is a bad combination isn't it
I think I'm just going to wait for the collab later

>>103602565
I honestly can't tell what's happening in that picture.

what do we think about backseaters extraordinaire?

>>103602616
its not me, that's whats happening

>>103602701
Fine unless they're obvious groomers.

>>103602749
what is a groomer nowadays? It used to mean taking advantage of the target's need for validation to isolate, create dependence, eliminate self-concept, and fuck. is that still it?

>>103603323
I would say it is someone who watches Kaneko Lumi with the explicit or implicit goal of becoming her boyfriend or wink wink "friend" irl, or thinks any of those things is possible and acts accordingly.

>>103594192 (OP)
mein neger

>>103604322
Suspiciously good post for being in lemon.

>>103604385
Im a tourist

>>103604677
Welcome in bucko.

Lumi should get a new voice actor.

>>103604677
Get out while you can

Do we still love Lumi even though she likes BWC?

Lumi is happy with the progress she made today, she may or may not stream her pov later

no streams next fri, sat or sun, going camping with her "cousin", which obviously is code for her bf

>>103600112
he is a faggot on both platforms

>>103605072
>no Lumi pov
well won't be watching that then, can't stand Layna certainly won't be giving her channel a view

doesn't she hate camping and going outdoors in general

>>103604993
I love her because she's cute
>>103605152
going to give it a try but will probably end up dropping it

>>103605242
She went hiking and camping with starbro when he stayed over.

>>103605242
She will pretend to like whatever her audience wants her to to. Go ahead ask her about through hiking.

>>103605354
it didnt work when i asked her to fuck me

>>103605430
Should have whaled more and used a more manly avatar.

>>103605321
just hiking and the way she talked it was more walking a trail

this is what watching Lumi does to your youtube recommendations

Lumi said she doesn't care about chat's expectations of her. Why is she so mean?

>>103603580
is anyone that stupid? she is a vtuber. she would have to STRONGLY indicate her interest for that to begin to approach sane. she's too big a coward and too incompetent with info sec to even unzip files she explicitly asked for. even if she was interested, it's not like her jannies are to set her free. are you just referring to everyone's favorite chatter or is this a real thing?

>>103606155
the fact that she feels pressured to say that means she really does care

>>103606294
Do you think people give her money just for playing my summer car?

Did the cooking start yet? I'm running a red light to get back home.

>>103607348
you've got 20 minutes until the stream starts

>>103606875
For my summer car? No. why would I throw money at something that I dont enjoy. I am more than happy to throw money at things that make me smile. why else would I work for it?

HEY JANNY DELETE THIS THREAD THE OP ISNT LUMI DO YOUR JOB

>>103607455
Why did you let the last thread die?

>>103607530
Funeral shit. I can only schizo post the random thoughts that pop into my head when I am in a good enough mood to have background thoughts about nice things like lumis and packages tied up with string

>3DPD
Lumi needs to hurry up and get on the stream

>>103607885
You mad that Layna is more beautiful than Lumi?

>>103608014
no, mad that she's a bigger whore than Lumi

this harlot is trying to tempt me

Rejoice, Lumi is streaming her pov now!
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

Double cucks since both fandom's Oshis have boyfriends

I trust anons will take the required screenshots for when lumi shows us her perfect hips again

>>103608752
just because of this I am going to start actually trying to groom lumi. she deserves to know what quality looks like before she graduates lest she despair and settle for someone like you

>>103608807
But anon, i wouldnt settle for her

>>103608832
neither would I. her mental health pedigree is suspect and streamers are all bad news. it's about sending a message. also, you anti a vtuber for fun. so I wouldnt be so sure about your self control

>>103608905
I dont think disliking a shitty person is anti-ing, its just having a normal opinion

>>103608948
if you are responsible for the colored in the OP then your sense of humor is refined enough for me to believe you

Lumi needs Starbro to live with her. Her "tomatoes" aren't worth shit

Lumi knows what I want to hear

Cute Lemon hands. I can't believe Lumi chocked out Starbro as a kid with them

>>103609174
cute nails

>>103609463
hands don't lie and those are at least 30+

>>103609522
she's malnourished

This stream would be orders of magnitude better without Layna whorezar

>>103609997
Layna is more tradwife than Lumi.

god i wish that were me
>>103609997
Lumi does better accents

>>103610064
No. You lose. You're wrong. A woman who tells a story about sucking dick with ice cubes in her mouth then having the guy piss in her mouth is not more tradewife. Despite everything Lumi has never told sexual stories that her children could be forced to suffer through later in their life.

Lumi breaking an egg is symbolizing about her owns eggs withering away

>>103610195
ESL king whats going on?

Lumi forearm

DO THIS ON THE COUNTER AND USE A BENCH SCRAPER YOU RETARDED YELLOW WHORE.

>>103610436
no

>>103610195
WAM

>>103610460
I'm so angry watching this

Lumi wants an Italian husband

>>103610485
You will watch Lumi fail at being a tradwife

>>103610583
she's getting out-womaned

Layna has better eggs than Lumi.
https://files.catbox.moe/vcxj97.mp3
https://files.catbox.moe/gfp5so.mp4

>>103610247
Lumi is going through menopause

>>103611107
Let me fix it for you on the chance you missed it.
>Lumi breaking an egg symbolizes her own eggs withering away.

This stream makes me upset.

>>103611332
I feel like I'm getting cucked right now

>>103611585
How is that different from usual

>>103611623
At least when it was with Starbro, it was natural.

>>103611623
the witch of navarre kills the mood

I feel like I'm watching the downie kids who get to help out at my local grocery store bakery to help them learn basic skills.

>>103612009
I thouht Lumi was the cooking genius. Why is she lacking cooking skills.

>>103612190
Just because she made Starbro’s baby bottle with powder milk, doesn’t mean she’s a cooking genius.

>>103612009
>>103612190
To me this is like this shit chinese game ads where they do so bad you want to do it yourself just to regain sanity. My entire perception of Lumi has been shattered. She really is just a spoiled brat.

I gave up I can't watch anymore glhf fuck layna I will seethe forever at her existence. Ruining the streams I want more than anything else.

>>103612702
godpseed anon

>>103612702
How is she ruining it for you?

>>103612190
Lumi is good at cooking things she has cooked her entire life. But give her a recipe and the ingredients on the spot and she'd completely fuck it up.

>>103612798
nta but 3DPD and vtubers should never mix
it defeats the purpose
I'm not watching Lumi, I'm watching two women

at least Lumi is having fun

>>103613172
I wish I was

How do we cope with this?
https://files.catbox.moe/qz5zs6.mp3
https://files.catbox.moe/d0l8zc.mp4

>>103614521
Lumi is just being nice, we all know she has the superior eggs

>>103614764
Sorry, anon. But Lumi has bad eggs.
https://files.catbox.moe/ohhuxo.mp3
https://files.catbox.moe/6yqskp.mp4

>>103614764
What good are eggs if you don't use them?

>>103612432
I seriously can’t tell if you guys are just memeing or if Lumi really was parentified

so was the collab any good? if it was thot on thot garbage that would explain seething but the poster vibe seems more defeated and melancholic than enraged. maybe I am just a dumb ass but is there a reason it seems like why trust levels collapased?

>>103616197
Sorry Gumi but I already have a therapist

>>103616264
that bad? poor lumi. she really does try.

>>103616197
Lumi is not the tradwife we thought she was, and she can’t cook. Gumis are on suicide watch.

>>103616197
stopped watching after an hour or so, wasn't feeling it
it seemed fun for Lumi but not to watch

>>103616197
No. This showed why Lumi should not do cooking streams and Layna is only entertaining when she has to tard wrangle Filian.

>>103616628
Why are you so against Lumi doing cooking streams.

>>103616711
She's just boring during them because it takes all her focus to cook

>>103616711
Lumi should do them solo or with coworkers.

she did say she would get all nervous and disracted when we asked last week. is it possible she is just too focused on the collab and chat to cook properly?
at least it is just cooking, the despairing at betrayal vibe had me thinking she was going on a two week break and blamed it whiskey tasting vacation or something similarly out of character. 3d women do suck tho, if we wanted thots we would literally just go talk to one

>>103616843
she is cute when it's just her, I still hope she does more of them

>>103616873
>he doesn't know about the "camping trip"

>>103617596
>with her "cousin"

>>103617596
Yes, she’s taking Starbro camping. What’s wrong with that?

>>103616873
>despairing betrayal
I realized recently how bad Lumi really is for me recently for a reasons I won't get into but I can't stop watching her, you know the drill. Lumi has done nothing wrong
I just want Lumi to be happy

I cant tell if the thread is fucking with me or not. whatever. camping is a great way for starbro to get some much needed bro time in with big brother vibed cousin. hopefully lumi finally realized how destabilizing it is to finally get some freedom only to have your sister spend the whole time pretending to be your mom and spying on you for your dad. maybe she will be clever and find an excuse to leave.
either way a week off is probably good for everyone. shockingly, refusing to do the basic followup readings/homework to cosolidate all of that progress she made undoing streamer brainrot in favor of associating not being retarded with that pseud Camus' pretentious masturbatory drivel went exactly as expected.
the content was fun so chat's efforts werent wasted. but she is right at the cusp of shifting from cute back to annoying levels of retarded. taking some time off to address that one way or another will end up making everyone happier in the long run

>>103617678
No she said her cousin which is her opsec for her bf

>>103607455
Op image is clearly Lumi. It says so right in the filename.

>>103618708
yeah vtubing is degenerate. I doubt it is ever really good for the viewer, just not bad. most vtubers are shitty people for making a career profiting off of vice, weakness, and human misery.
some really are just using vtubing as a way to stay afloat while they sort out their own mental health and lives. just as naive and well intentioned as a concerning fan. lumi is firmly in that innocent camp.
unironically good on you for coming to that conclusion. it doesnt matter how smart, rich, or powerful people get. the ability to fully appreciate how good person doesnt mean good for you/bad for you doesnt mean bad person - that is hard won wisdom

>>103618970
It's good she's taking the time off to ro something fun for herself, it's just a shame she has to be so secretive about it without people cucking out over it
if anything, she should go camping more often

>>103619060
She should be honest and say tell us if that is indeed the case.

>>103619422
oh dont get me wrong. I agree. Starbro benefits, cousin makes it possible, people should stop sperging out. lumi would benefit from getting more nature time in for the same reason everyone does. if you cant sit at peace with your own thoughts, you can never be at peace with yourself. in this case she may do better letting starbro go without her and take the time to meditate at home or something. vacation good and much needed to fight the stupids. the most annoying a cuck can ever really get is as here where you cant figure out what is happening and what is cuck delusion and where one turns into the other

Lumi should do a wilderness survival stream before she goes camping

Lumi should get plowed in the grass while camping.

>>103620570
I hope starbro brings earplugs...

Good night sunbros.

>>103619679
>nature time in for the same reason everyone does
I thought Lumi was allergic to the sun

>>103612432
Starbro should fill her up with his baby batter.

>>103623561
But Lumi still refuses to believe she has brocon tendencies

>>103623009
What do you this she's seeing up there?

>>103624325
Sunbrocean's ballsack.

>>103619557
Vtuber lying about having a boyfriend. WOW. Never happened before.
Gumi please. She is a lying whore. Go watch her vods when she streamed as mira_vt. She used to tell completely different stories back then.

>>103625171
okay since you already sperged out and dropped the name, I may as well ask, where are the vods? I didnt know they were archived

Noel and Lumi should collab

>>103625623
Korone and Pico should go fishing.

>>103625290
Learn how to use archives and internet in general

>>103625930
so you are larping?

>>103624740
He wishes. Dumping $250+ on some random women on the internet is cuck behavior

10

>>103618970
>>103619420
>>103619679

>>103626963
It never ceases to amaze me. no one in their right mind thinks throwing money at a woman condition free will get you laid. the only people who should grown about that are literal autists. either the dude doing the throwing has a meltie over being "owed" while chat laughs at them or chat has a meltie about grooming while they guy throwing rhe money laughs at seething autists who think their clown fund is a groon fund. somehow we have utterly failed because all we seem to loop is sunbro melting down on tts and then chat cuck posting about it. everyone looks retarded

>>103628650
thanks for the bump

>>103628671
You say that but I have a childhood friend who did that to 2 girls and would be a KHV not just a V because of it. His persistence caused one of the hot girls to agree to be his girlfriend for a day so he would stop and the experience of being emotionally abused like that broke him mentally ever since.

I miss when lumi did history facts redeems and tried so much harder to he smart. sure you could see through it, but that's not the point. the point was, is, and forever shall be that there is nothing cuter than a girl doing the best she can to impress you for no ulterior motive other than wanting to impress you. I want a wholesome daughter wife back

>>103628725
>KHV not just a V
what does this mean? that does track. a girl's response to seeing someone pathetic enough to think cash is a substitute for game (not as a means of demonstrating virtuous behavior like charity - I mean as a 1:1 substitute for spitting game for the sole purpose of a one night stand) will always either be to milk the simp dry or pity. it just depends on how she responds to pathetic

>>103628807
>what does this mean?
Kissless, Hugless Virgin, he got hugs and kisses which he never would have experienced otherwise.
You're a bit unintelligible but yes, that was also small amounts that a middle-schooler could scrunge up from a guy who was destined to be a genetic dead end from the start. So imagine what looks and meaningful amounts of cash could accomplish, doesn't matter if you're a shitty fisherman if you cast a wide enough net.

>>103628742
waiting on that mythology stream, unlike some of her other learning streams I will actually know the subject material instead of "learning" with her
those streams are fun even if you don't know the subject material because of how seriously she takes it

Lumi is our cute tacticool wife

>>103625171
>she's trans
unimaginably grim

No upcoming streams to even be excited for its going to be a boring week thanks Lumi.

>>103631351
I'm looking forward to the coffee factory stream unless they cancel it again, and while I'm glad she's getting outside those two days are going to be rough
we can take comfort in it by imagining her being scared and unable to sleep due to fear of stalkers in the woods and hugging and comforting her until she falls asleep

>>103629187
Sunbro you are an unlikeable faggot who needs to stop sperging out in TTS

>>103631351
She hates you.

>>103628988
ohhh I see. perhaps I am splitting hairs here but if looks and the personality required to earn cash with a non-nepo job and spend it authoriatively enough for some bitch to start thinking about you differently are the difference between rich and a hug vs rich and laid; does that not mean the difference between getting a hug and getting laid is rizz?
sure money might he a threshold check, quality people expect to be taken care of, women expect a certain income the same way men expect a certain household. so you may have to check the box to be considered. but anyone can get money one way or another, not everyone can be interesting enough to make use of it.

>>103631813
I think she hates most of the notably here anons. not all, but most

you niggers made it sound like she was gone camping all week. she is just gone for one night. it's faggy con stuff sucking up her time, not last minute vacation bs like last year. although cucked out of strategy day and back just in time for car game seems nice and faggy.
I want her to take a break so she can work on not regressing back to being so stupid. she's literally on headache inducing terrirory again and we cant just love tap her out of it. But you fucks were acting like we were back to last year bullshit where she would just fuck off for half the year at a time

Lumi is live on youtube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pga3gAoxSuM

>>103633279
The title + thumbnail makes it seem like she's not very excited.

>>103632360
Not really, there will always be a significant amount of guys going for completely disloyal crazy bitches just because they're hot and there will always be girls going for guys who only or mainly offer money. There are checks and balances for guys because 2 bad divorces and your income will be nerfed 75% for life but girls can whore out for cash infinitely with next to no consequences socially and only experience economic benefit.
You are partially correct about looks and personality but nearly all personality flaws are ignored or excused in a person who has the looks simply because you look for reasons to be around attractive people and you look for reasons to avoid being around unattractive people. This is why women say having a great sense of humor is a cheat code because it makes them unable to tell if you're attractive or not, attractive men makes them laugh with little to no effort.
Now if you look at some of the most attractive(hot) women they will generally date down in attractiveness but way outside their league economically. Conversely extremely successful men, even those who are attractive will generally date down in attractiveness. Why? Because game theory dictates that if all players compete for the highest value prize and sabotage each other, most of them will lose. But if all players collectively decide to reap the widest set of rewards available without interfering with each other or invite competition then the highest number of players will prosper.

[lumi news] canadians need to stop seething and just admit dunkin donuts cant even begin to compare.

>>103631813
Thats fine? That means I'm winning. Imagine drinking poison to get at someone you don't like.

>>103633344
she usually isn't for her youtube streams, but they can still be cozy

>>103633431
>canadians
>dunkin donuts
based retard

[lumi news] she was even more cringe and less self-aware when she was a kid. she also loves birthday parties but had skip them for because no one remembers and her parents would just use them to yell at her. she then baited for a party for a solid ten minutes

>>103634432
I wonder if Lumi knows how may people in America never had birthday parties and had to grow up on fast food

>>103634594
not many white ones

[lumi news] she is finally learning basic opening chess moves so people dont immdiate out her as retarded

>>103634693
She had said for years she hates chess because all it really is now is memorization. Chess overall has become very boring and stale since its just studying computer lines as far as you can.

>>103634782
yeah professionally sure. but you need to be able to start a game. it's like having read hamlet or something. how many times has anyone read hamlet in their life? once. will never read it again. still a complete retard if I missed a reference. memory is part of intelligence and cultural literacy is a basic duty

>>103634831
Retard stop writing autistic blogs to every post. Even outside of professional play everyone studies the same fucking openers its so boring.

>>103633378
>just for money
largely for money, sure. but our tts autist isnt getting any regardless. why? there are other people with money who can use it without making everyone around them cringe. still shallow bitch territory, no argument there. but a creep with cash is worth significantly less than a non-creep with the same cash
>looks
no agument there, ethics and aesthetics are two sides of the coin that is morality. people conflate one with the other. beautiful people are given the ethical benefit of the doubt, good people are perceived as more attractive (although that takes longer to manifest etc, it is the reason "cute" is a thing. we prefer an above average girl who makes us feel special to a gorgeous one who cant open her mouth without being a cunt). looks let you get away with more than cash does.
>sense of humor cheat code
it is wonderful isnt it? it goes in both ways too. we wouldnt all assume fake pfp if someone was actually funny.
>game theory
I agree but are you sure about the men side of that? In my experience men are smarter and make more money, their wives are better looking and easier to be around. this holds true at least enough that it is commonly accepted wisdom that if a man is better looking than his wife, he is probably gay. (at least in 30 ups, fuck if I know what zoomers are up to)
I guess this is splitting hairs, your point stands, evolutionary psychology is remarkably effective at predicting long tern behaviors

>>103634952
way to not out yourself there. hamlet is boring too you autist, you're still missing basic knowledge people can and will judge you for lacking

>>103635096
Basic knowledge is knowing what chess is and how the pieces move, fuck memorizing anything more than that if you don't actually enjoy playing.

>>103635143
life isnt about doing what you enjoy. it's about doing the things you need to do in order to then go and do what you want. 30 minutes of reading is all it takes to pass a shit test, so you pass it

>>103635049
>we wouldnt all assume fake pfp if someone was actually funny.
It's mostly the insecure posturing and lack of tact that is more telling
>I agree but are you sure about the men side of that?
Mostly sure when it comes to multimillionaires with good looks, usually date down in attractiveness and prioritize morals more. Multimillionaires with average looks are with much more attractive women, most likely they were pursued by the woman who is tired of competing with girls 10 years younger than her.
Billionaires however looksmatch far more closely than either because they too do not want to compete with younger more attractive and financially set men.

is this a sponsor? holy fuck this stream is boring

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4RiNZjd8KE
Cute, and you guys say these streams sucks?

>>103635401
she just wanted to learn how to play chess

>>103635738
it's kind of cute. let's make sure to bully her for it later

>>103635865
she just wants to experience new things

>>103635253
Chess isn't a prereq in life though, stupid take.

>>103636153
different backgrounds I guess

>>103636305
Naw you're just wrong.

>>103636153
nta but neither is hamlet or any other countless number of things that are still good to know if only to have that cultural touchstone

>>103636032
if only she would remember any of it

>>103636443
she's so excited

>>103636400
And it's only good for being able to relate to that culture, that goal in mind. If you're not interested in British lit or their culture than what is the good? Even in that anons argument, you're still doing things you don't enjoy to get to a place you do enjoy, ultimately just pursuing your own enjoyment as the terminal goal. He didn't even truly counter my premise. If you don't want to actually play a lot of chess there's no value in memorizing moves. Better to just pursue your passion authentically. I wouldn't think someone is dumb for not being good at chess either, hopefully Lumi isn't learning it for the wrong reasons.

What would Lumi do with a time machine? I think she'd go and live out her fantasy to be an aristocrat, scheming at court, ordering peasants around.

>>103638262
Go back in time, try to be vlad the impaler's woman, fail, go to the timeline where he mother is pregnant with her and convince her to get an abortion before killing herself.

>>103638539
disturbingly accurate, except Lumi can seduce any man

See >>103636636

>>103638633
>Hey Vlad my name's ACK
I bet her spiked head would mog those Romanian peasants though. Maybe that'd be enough

>>103638633
I unironically wouldn't date Lumi even if she had all the money in the world.

>>103639062
neither would I, unless she pushed it
at which point it would be over

>>103636331
whatever helps you sleep

>>103636779
yeah good point, I dont want to be a writer and it is easy enough to sound out words. so why waste time learning how to spell? I'm sure everyone will understand I couldnt be bothered instead of thinking I'm an illiterate retard. it's not as if effortless retention of information is a good indicator of intelligence or knowledge of certain subjects ever used to suss someone out and filter for plebs from lower social strata. if anyone did that it would technically be wrong. people who hand out jobs wouldnt possibly be playing the numbers game and prefer applicants whose interests are correlated with getting along and being from stable family backgrounds, amirite

>>103638633
lumi's appeal is probably weighed pretty heavily by its relationship with modernity. being nice and submissive used to be a given, being male brained didnt really matter for hobbies before electronics, and she is a great bottom bitch but she gets queasy and I dont see her having quite as easy a time breaking in slaves for her daddy as she does paying attention to whatever modern autistic hobby we modern men are into

Our Faithful Lemon wife is streaming!
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

>>103640636
why doesn't she feel comfortable right now?

>>103640901
She liked the chess game and she's going to play it one more time

Why does Lumi have such puffy cheeks

>>103641293
made to be pinched

>>103641293
BECAUSE SHE'S FAT

I wanna lick her asshole while she give me a footjob

Lumi is so energetic today

I thought she only had 1 sibling?

Welp we know who the incest poster is now.

>>103641913
not the incest poster but that was kind of a funny tangent she went on
god bless him

>>103642198
Lumi is a powerful woman

>Someone said Lumi should offer up her womb to Starbro
>Lumi immediately rejects it and said Starbro should be able to figure it out himself
Why won’t Lumi help Starbro continue the Kaneko bloodline?

>>103639776
Shit counter example as there is a lot of utility to written communication. But you are still free to not do it. And sure retention is one facet of intelligence but would you argue ChatGPT or wikipedia search are intelligent? Are there people with poor memory who are still intelligent ? g factor can be measured in a lot of ways, and you're making an implication fallacy in that yes, some activities correlate and imply intelligence, but the absence of those specific activities don't imply a lack of it. Do you play go? Do you do advanced mathematics? Can you play piano? I can find something you don't do, therefore you're just dumb (this is obviously a bad way to think)

Why does Lumi feel like she's running out of games to play? There's a lot of games
>>103642508
revenge on her parents

>>103642731
It would be better if I could play piano and is a major deficiency in my skillset, yes.

>>103643440
it's not the games it is her

>>103643918
Is she just getting bored of video games? Maybe she can do more learning streams and zatsus

Why does she hate the elves?

because they're fucking elves

Lumi loves that there's an inquisition name after her
https://files.catbox.moe/r3n3mz.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/dfen8g.mp3

oh this is a sponsored stream she's been calling the game using aislop that i didn't noticed

>>103646073
is that why it looks so soulles?
agree with Lumi here, it's a cool premise and there's some good ideas but the art is just bad
you can tell she's holding back

>>103644117
I think she is aware that the vtubing path ahead of her is shorter than thw road she paved behind her

>taking a vacation on prime viewing days
>ends stream early for throat hort
does she hate us?

>>103646212
well yeah I would hope so. it was a not shit game that she was getting paid to play. these sponsorships are part of the reason she doesnt unleash her full power level to drain the gumis of every penny they have for donos

>>103647388
I'm glad she's taking more time off
>>103647554
I trust her that if she genuinely hated it she would make it obvious, either way I feel like gumis aren't the type of fanbase to buy it just because she played it but I could be wrong

We need to orchestrate a bet where if she loses she has to do Loveydovey ASMR. I need it more than anything.

>>103649079
She'd never go for it in a million years

>>103649079
what would the topic be?

>>103647863
I actually believe her when she says streaming is the thing she enjoys doing most. she cant do it all the time but she does get really weird when she goes too long without and is generally so support coded that I doubt she can self-actualize by herself. obviously it would be healthier if she loved herself a little more.
right now tho ahe spends her non-streaming time either despairing, brainrotting, working herself to the bone for stream adjacent things that bring less joy than just streaming, or brainworming every few weeks over whether she is a good team mate every time a new project starts and thinks the reasonable pace has been set by the one girl who seems to be maintaining an excited sprint through (without considering the wisdom of using a girl's two week burst of frantic activity between six month bouts of working a few hours a week as her frame of reference).
so honestly it may be better if she minimizes time off kek but I get what you mean

>>103649079
now this, this is clever. anon's intentions are weird but this is a tier 1A humiliation ritual idea. both because the cringe will hurt more than physical pain. even better, she secretly wants to do that type of thing and her shame would be far more exquisite to enjoy than anything some coomer brain could come up with

>>103650884
It really sounds like she needs to get dicked down by her bf.

>>103651323
Starbro is working on it.

>>103651916
Small ass, Small tits, no wonder she’s a femcel. All of her supposed superior genetics is a lie.

>>103651955
Lumi is not a femcel

>>103651955
Lumi doesn't have small tits

>>103652492
Literally is.

Will Lumi ever cook normally?

Watching the VOD, Lumi really hates donating her Egg for IFV.

Lumi won't give Starbro her womb to pass on his genes. Why is she so evil?
https://files.catbox.moe/xg3k7e.mp3
https://files.catbox.moe/bbhp91.mp4

>>103653285
>he can fucking pay
what did she mean by this

>>103653366
Lumi doesn't believe in unconditional love

>>103653366
pregnancy basically permachanges a womans body forever, although it can recover it won't ever be the same

>>103653864
But you're telling me Lumi wouldn't help her brother with having a baby?

>>103653991
only if he pays apparently

>>103654086
Where's the sisterly love?

>>103653864
so does anorexia

im noticing

>>103654256
Noticing what?

>>103653285
Weird as tangent

>>103652981
No, the cooking stream with Layna was eye-opening to say the least.

>>103654570
socialite anon was right
this doesn't change anything of course, she is still love
t's just kind of sad

>>103654845
What did the socialite anon say that was right?

>>103653285
I genuinely fear for starbro

>>103654851
that she was raised to be one before she had a choice

>>103654941
he could fight her off unless she comes at him with a concealed dagger or something

>>103654972
Oh, I thought she was a wasp

>>103655014
But starbro is weaker than Lumi.

>>103655046
Probably both at once

>>103655071
True that

>>103653285
She really could have said nothing. Now people know she’s willing to do incest for a price.

>>103651916
Lewd….

>>103655167
to be fair everyone has a price, but it's certainly not a good look for her

>>103655167
>>103655261
this the type of shit that goes down in dubai

>>103655261
Yeah, but most people draw the line in incest.

>>103655167
Everyone knows Starbro being a sub is why Lumi doesn’t commit incest. If he was an alpha male and dominant, Lumi would be on him like white on rice

>>103655278
Not Lumi

>>103655334
I only see it happening if Starbro was in organized crime

>>103654972
what is the implication/effect of this?

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