Thread 103600966

What did she mean by this

>>103600966 (OP)
she loves me

>>103600966 (OP)
>I heart you (husband)
>the rest of you aren't even friends

Grifts the unicorns for their money but some JAV cunt ruined it all

>>103600966 (OP)
Her body is blocking the rest of the message, it's actually
>I <3 your wallet

>>103600966 (OP)
Directed at her husband

>>103601289
Nimi's hastyness gets herself in deep trouble yet again
You almost feel bad for her

>>103601601
No I wont feel bad for her

>>103600966 (OP)
I am fully convinced her husband was watching this and was laughing his ass off seeing all the cucklings paying money to hear her godawful singing, most likely dreaming about fucking her, while he knows he's getting some game tonight

>>103600966 (OP)
Could someone explain what's happening? Were there other lore drops already?
Why there are so many nimi posts in catalog?

>>103601710
True

t. husband

>>103600966 (OP)
who would do something like this?

>>103600966 (OP)
To her husband who watching.

>>103600966 (OP)
i love your credit card

>>103601710
I mean who wouldn't? Even if shes not a 10/10 (or even solid 6) I'd still be the biggest ego boost knowing your fucking the girl who was supposed to be some lonely loser's who sits in his room alone internet girlfriend.

>>103600966 (OP)
Is this what majority of /vt/ is? Unironically parasocial incel fucks who think they can date the girl on the screen?

She loves us platonically but that wasn’t good enough for me. I like most naplings will never find love and will live life as angry sexless men while Nimi gets to find the love of her life and live as a millionaire with loving friends and family and a lucrative as well as fulfilling career with very flexible hours and work from home. The world isn’t fair and no one will be there for you but yourself

>>103603998
Yes. Unequivocally yes. That’s the real money behind Vtubing though and it’s disingenuous to believe otherwise. We set ourselves up for disappointment though. Life isn’t fair and idols are like a drug we should’ve partaken in responsibly but those of us here Oded

>>103602764
If I were her bf, I would feel sad and kind of guilty because I know what it is to be a lonely guy.

>>103600966 (OP)
>I heart you(r money)

>>103601289
>JAV
God I wish Kaho still did porn. And I think part of her also wishes that deep down inside. She loves showing off how much of a titty monster she is for that to not be the case lmao.

>>103605465
>kaho
huh, did i miss something? What does this have to do with her?

>>103605104
They wouldn’t care. People who have never experienced what you have don’t care. It’s survival of the fittest bro, dog eat dog world you know.

>>103604482
nimi, stop falsefagging at a cuckling. hope your nigger husband beats and leaves you

>>103600966 (OP)
You faggots are going to be 50 years old sitting here angry or upset by this shit meanwhile shes just out living her life. She will have 10 kids and you fags are just going to be sitting around grumpy about it unable to move on.

>>103600966 (OP)
She meant "give me all your money, lonely men".

>>103608812
Bitch singlehandedly ruined vtubing with that "marital status" mention

>>103608812
ah, so this why nimi hastily shat out the LLD. She assumed this+vshojo implusion was going to dox and Rushia her

>>103608812
>>103609097
>>103609124

>>103603998
50% are parasocial unatractive dweebs who can't bench 50% of their bodyweight or run 2 km in under 12 minutes.
50% are dramafags who just enjoy talking shit about internet personalities and found out vtubers are in a constant 24/7 drama war where any second a new rrat or yab can bring down an entire section of the community.

>>103608812
While I fully believe Nimi's LLD was some kind of pre-emptive damage control, why would she be in danger from this guy specifically?

>>103609432
present another explanation for doing somthing that only serves to decrease your income, with no benefits

>>103609538
not everyone is driven by profit

>>103611030
>woman who is pending a marriage and expecting to raise a baby does somthing to decrease future funds
yeah makes sense

>>103609538
occam's razor

she may simply be terminally rarted

>>103611126
>expecting to raise a baby
source?

>>103611294
>>103609538
make up your mind

>>103611126
She quite literally has a husband, along with all of the money she's saved up from not buying plane tickets to japan.

>>103611216
getting married and several mentions of wanting to start her own family

I wish dead internet theory was real and I could write this thread off as bots regurgitating the same NPC narrative ad nauseum

>>103609533
The guy in question worked at Holo before switching to Vshojo

>>103611601
You're better off wishing for a time machine cuckling

>>103605104
That's the thing though, he's NOT the lonely guy in this situation.

>>103612027
>cuckling
This is the exact NPC regurgitation I am lamenting over.

At this point, I think she's pretty much done with it, even /uuu/ doesn't care anymore. Her ccv and view count will probably get lower in a few months, seeing how the whole LLD incident will fade away that initial shock and the whole plebbit 'fans' will slowly drop her since the mr. Nightmare simping will fade too. Outside /vt/ no one cares and even those pretending to care will disband too.
>TLDR
Show's ending guys, enjoy while you can

>>103600966 (OP)
She wants you to buy her merchandise

>>103613287
I typed up a step-by-step of what will probably happen to Nimi over time when the LLD first dropped, but since I don't feel like typing it again, I'll do the short version.
>paypigs gone
>Streams drop off because she gets married and knocked up
>What streams there are aren't fun because pregnant women can be moody and melodramatic as fuck
>Baby is born, takes up all her attention, and ruins streams because it's loud and needy
>Flash forward and she never streams at all unless she has the time and wants more money because she's taking care of her family while working a full time job.
So GG Nimifags. Thanks to the LLD, it's all downhill from here

>>103611844
Ah, I see. Mystery solved, then.

>>103600966 (OP)
She meant me, just me.

>>103609124
>>103609533
How would that be any different then the swarm of married rrats that already infest vtubing?

Assuming this dude was involved in Hololive in any way Yagoo should have sued his ass for slander and nailed his balls to his office wall. You know the Japanese courts live for this sort of shit.

No, I don't think that would have anything to do with Nimi's lore drop. Not to mention why would this guy know the marital status of talent from another branch that live on the other side of the world?

>>103616010
>How would that be any different then the swarm of married rrats that already infest vtubing?
It wouldn't have been.
I don't believe there's a connection between the dox thing and the LLD, but if it turns out there is, then it'd make Nimi a certified weapons-grade dunce who leaped into the abyss without giving it any thought at all.

>>103616010
>>103616443
Maybe not from this particular guy, but I really do think that someone got hold of something that spooked her purely because of how out-of-nowhere the LLD was.

>>103616713
Maybe she is already pregnant. At least by putting it out there early that she wants to have a baby it won't come out of left field if she starts dropping streams because of pregnancy shit.

>>103616713
>but I really do think that someone got hold of something that spooked her purely because of how out-of-nowhere the LLD was.
could it have been a proposal?

>>103600966 (OP)
She meant to squeeze out a few more pennies from her simps before dropping lore. And she did.

>>103600966 (OP)
The dust will never settle

>>103617151
The naplings will have to adjust their timelines for suicide-reincarnation if that's the case

>>103601289
>but some JAV cunt ruined it all
Quick rundown?

>>103622501
Really dumb rrat. Kaho vagueposted during Vshojo's implosion about someone in Japan who worked with vtuber agency talents who leaked info about them like marital status. Somehow retards /here/ have decided that Nimi lore dropped within 24 hours of Vshojo's implosion because of Kaho's tweet.
Personally I think the timing was nothing but seeing big drama going on and using it as cover because she was terrified how people would react.

>>103623247
She wanted to eliminate unicorn parasocials from her audience but also afraid of losing too much.
The epitome of want a cake and eat it too.

>>103600966 (OP)
she loves me (fan no. 412351) specifically and not the other 5000 live viewers
we're gonna get married one day!
unicorns I see where you're coming from but you gotta let the hag get married at some point
if she had no entertainment value to you other than gfe then you're no longer the target audience, her announcement is 10x better than hiding it and grifting
she should've announced this way earlier imo but I guess the grift allegations weren't entirely unfounded, FuCK Fdund BiTCH

>>103609538
>no benefits
better fanbase via unicorn culling

>>103601248
spbp

>>103600966 (OP)
They are the lyrics of the song

>>103600966 (OP)
It was meant for Dooby

>>103609538
Nimi is a bad person. Simple as. Any other explanation is cope.

>>103604529
After having a melty due to nimi getting married someone said something in the board that helped me that I should be putting that money towards people that actually love me like my mom. I thought they were right and I should focus on family more and I have been doing that so now I spread the gospel of putting that money to making your mom happy. Or your aunt, or your gramma. Whomever it is that loves you.

>>103627715
That’s based anon. Always put family first

>>103605104
>I know what it is to be a lonely guy.
Vtubers don't date guys with the personality of their average viewer. They go for strong confident charismatic and experienced guys that have no problems picking up women.

>>103627919
That's women in general though not just a vtuber issue.

>>103600966 (OP)
It means "get your credit cards out you pathetic cucks, my hubby wants another box of condoms and a new fishing rod or two, and it's not coming out of his paycheck".

>>103600966 (OP)
When a cashier smiles at a customer it means they are doing their job. If you believe any vtuber it's your own fault.