Thread 103603671

So who actually won /vt/?

>>103603671 (OP)
Nimi's husbant

Time is forever
Nature wastes away

>>103603671 (OP)
Won what?

>Fauna
>works at her own pace
>made new friends
>found the love of her life
Meanwhile:
>Kronii
>corpo drone
>still seething over Sally
>forever alone

>>103603915
Kronii's just like me frfr

>>103603671 (OP)
Kronii won the hearts of incel chuds. Fauna won at life.

Kronii is my oshi's father's oshi, so I like her now.

>>103603915
>made new friends
>is currently getting stallin'd by saba and dooby

>>103603671 (OP)
Kronii won the hearts of chud incels. Fauna won at life

>>103603671 (OP)
Need a version with Dooby and Nimi

>>103603671 (OP)
Nimi's married.
Everyone Kronii falls for gets married.
I like Nimi/Fauna, but I can't help but feel sorry for Kronii at this point.
>>103604040
Anon, I know this is bait, but they said new friends. In this case, that'd be Doki and Mint I guess.

>>103603671 (OP)
Those sideboob looks delicious

>>103603671 (OP)
Blue one is an unironic femcel that will die alone
Green will be surrounded by loving grandchildren in her last moments

>>103603671 (OP)
What was the most awkward Krofau moment? Besides graduation?

>>103603671 (OP)
>can't even get the boobsizes proper
KWAB

I’m so fucking jealous of her man. I don’t even blame her I would’ve done the exact same in her position but I wish I had the life she did. She’s got it all figured out and is living the dream. I fucking hate my life. It’s not fair

>>103603671 (OP)
Kronii. This kills the kronii x fauna rrats as Fauna was clearly still dating given she is now marrying.

>>103603671 (OP)
Fauna won the battle, Kronii won the war. The funniest part is that Kronii didn't have to do anything, she just grinded and waited her out.

>>103603671 (OP)
One is getting married and plans to have grandkids, the other has mental breakdowns on stream, is considering changing teams and when drunk asks every person she met if they would date her

>>103604371
it doesnt kill the rrat at all
fauna really could've been using kronii to fill her ego or kronii could've misunderstood her signals seeing as she's a fucking retard

I did, because I can coom to both of their massive art catalogues.

Whoever won, Fdund lost, as evident by him still spamming the board with 10 Nimi threads a day.

>>103604517
Sounds based

>>103604042
>>103604096
>>103604159
>>103604517
>the point of life is reproducing
scratch a cuck and an chud bleeds. for all the talk about NPCs you guys seem to idealize being an organic robot

I don't know them personally obviously but Nimi seems like she's a queen in an ivory tower. I mean outside of 1%er generational wealth types I can't imagine having it easier in life. White woman, seemingly emotionally fulfilled, likely millionaire, large online fanbase with paypigs galore. Without even having to show her face or answer to anyone. Again, don't know her, and all people suffer, but it's hard to imagine winning in life more than she has.

Kronii seems like a much more troubled person to me. From her own words. Certainly being a corpo vtuber is in that upper, upper echelon of privileged careers, but it's clearly more mentally stressful having to deal with old jap businessmen on a regular basis.

>>103604710
The point of life is meaningful struggle, that includes pain and sadness, not just happiness. Kronii is more human than Fauna will ever be.

>>103604710
Being vegan in America is an insane privilege on its own because it means either your social circle is also mainly vegan or you really do have the time and comfort to prepare most meals on your own (as much generational wealth as she has, there's no evidence she has retained a home cook that wouldn't be her husband).

>>103604517
>the other has mental breakdowns on stream, is considering changing teams and when drunk asks every person she met if they would date her
I may actually have to start watching Kronii. Especially the changing teams bit, simply becuase I was one of the dudes who was conviced she was one of the genuine lesbians like Polka, Kanata, Reine, Miko, etc. I never got why the fuck they don't just date one another given they are a minority who are looking for a minority and there are a bunch of those people right fucking there.

>>103604371
They fucked at Mumei's house, which means Kronii did another fall for a woman engaged thing.

>>103604875
>anon types while half the globe is troubled by war, poverty and famine that has never touched his life as he continues to call them subhuman for being born to the wrong tribes

>>103604096
>n this case, that'd be Doki and Mint I guess.
G R I M

>>103604987
NIJISEETHE

>>103604931
Maybe they do that, that's the meta for non-straights. But they know that would be unacceptable or alienating to admit on-stream. Watch the clips of Clio Aite talking about her actual lesbian relationships, it's a completely different vibe from the business yuri the holos do.

>>103605030
>Clio
dyrbi

>>103603671 (OP)
Kronii is loved by fans and peers alike. Fauna is hated by everyone, she doesn’t even have real friends.

>>103605030
I'm not saying talk about dating on stream. Just that they are lesbians, they literally have a bunch of coworkers who are lesbians, who also share their otaku interests. Yet they KEEP going after striaght girls instead of the obvious lesbians who are right there. It just seems like a really simple solution to their dating woes, but for some reason they refuse to accept it.

>>103605216
but what if she pops out 1.6 mixed children with her vegan husband, wouldn't that put her at the top

>>103604987
In theory, wouldn't that be the opposite?
Saba and Dooby are effectively isolated. Saba only collabs with Dooby, and Dooby only collabs with Saba, Henya (occasionally), that VSPOen girl who liked Elira, and Doki. She doesn't seem to have made any effort to expand beyond t hat.

Meanwhile, Doki and Mint are very well connected and getting close to them (or at least to Doki) will likely mean lots of collab opportunities in the future with a large variety of big names.

>>103605290
So Nimi can practically be considered Niji -adjacent now?

>>103605290
If you have to do networking you already lost. Saba is isolated by her own choice because she probably thinks any collaboration would do more harm than good to her brand (and she is correct). Do you think there is a single vtuber out there that doesn't know her name?

>>103605271
That’s an L and I don’t even have to explain why.

I’m so fucking jealous of her man. I don’t even blame her I would’ve done the exact same in her position but I wish I had the life she did. She’s got it all figured out and is living the dream. I fucking hate my life. It’s not fair

>>103605418
Kronii won't even pass her genes, she's failed

>>103605346
no, retarded falseflagging sister
they already denounced kurosanji on redebut

>>103605365
>If you have to do networking you already lost.
????????

>>103603847
This, Nimi's husband gets to live a life of luxury while pimping out his wife online.
He doesn't have to do any work, just collects paychecks and reaps all the benefits.

He won.

>>103605497
Dude blog about it if you are going to post this in every thread

>>103605641
>if you're gonna post it in every thread
well maybe stop making 500 nimi seethe threads and it won't be relevant, retard.

>>103603915
>>found the love of her life
Fucking retard. She was engaged while in Hololive.

>>103605751
All I'm saying is at least word it differently if you're going to spam it everywhere. But anything over that I would just be veering towards backseat modding faggotry

Hey cucklings! Nimi's husband here.
Your Oshi just blew me, Shit was SO cash.
You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

>>103606354
>cuckling so broken he needs to post what he wants her husband to write so he can feel even more debased

>>103603671 (OP)
Nimi won at life, but Kronii won my chud heart.

>>103605526
She will have white children with me and make Nimi seethe.

>>103603671 (OP)
Bigger boobs = more better
Kronii wins.

>>103606868
as "white" as Eliot kek

>>103603671 (OP)
Nimi's husband.

probably he had treesome with her and kronii when she visited the couple.

as a present before marriage.

imagine cuckolding both fanbases by creamping both oshis.

>>103606798
Wait until Nimi becomes a single mom, then we'll see if she won

>>103607171
>seething single mom with a mixed race cum spawn
many such cases

Reminder it's literal twitter trannies pushing their fetish, you can see them talking about shitposting in here in their posts, in reality no one even knows who the husband is.

>>103605497
I hope you are not a guy because you are already starting the road to trooning.

Women have had the opportunity to coast along without work for the last century, just accept reality

>>103607104
you wish

>>103603915
Her husband better be making bank, her vtubing career is dying fast

>>103603915
So based on that, Kronii is way more relatable, which is a win in my book.

>>103605599
When you are at the top people just come to you and everyone already knows your name and your credentials, you can pick from the crowd. Networking is for the people below the top of the pyramid.

>>103608707
Anon that is quite literally how you lose your position at the top. You need constant reinforcement so you don't slip and lose everything.

>>103603671 (OP)
Left is a genetic dead end
Right is fulfilling her biological destiny

>>103603671 (OP)
The one with the bigger tits

>>103604316
It'll get better, Kronii...

>>103603671 (OP)
Kronii but at an astounding cost.

>>103603671 (OP)
Kronii
>>103603915
Definitely Kronii

>>103608875
Yes, people will stop watching her because she doesn't collab with some 3view drama queen. Besides, reading comprehension, she could organize any collab she wants without doing any networking, do you think any vtuber would reject an invitation from her?
The reinforcement is pumping out good content, not networking, which again, is literally useless when you are at the top because everyone already knows who you are.

>>103603671 (OP)
Time always wins.

>>103614264
saba and dooby are rejecting her

>>103604931
> Genuine lesbians
lmao no wonder them coming out with husbands mind breaks you guys so hard.

>>103603915
Fauna is for the streets. Kronii is for the people. She’s just like me, fr fr.

>>103603915
Kronii is the people’s champ

>>103604371
The cheating rrat becomes more believable precisely because of that. Kronii didn’t know Fauna was in a relationship when they slept together.

Fauna gave Kronii a lap dance in front of mr. Nightmare

>>103606354
Stop posting your cuck fantasies faggot

its funny people forgot kronii was the 2nd holostars casualty after IMPROVE YOURSELVES

>>103604316
Don't worry Kronii, you have me.

>>103603671 (OP)
Fauna and it not even close.
She's still winning right now.
She's the only one who can win against Cover by a wide margin, the feat that Gunrun and Niji can only look up with envy.

>>103603915
"New Friends" AKA her former coworkers and other corpo dropouts. Let's not pretend like they're actually new people, they're a few new models from the same social circle as before, that's really it.

Until they start bringing in some actual new people, I'm just going to call it how it is; the elite, sticking to their own and ignoring everyone else.

>>103614264
>Besides, reading comprehension, she could organize any collab she wants without doing any networking, do you think any vtuber would reject an invitation from her?
Yes, but she won't.
That's kind of the point.
The "reinforcement" is seeking out new fans t o replace the ones that naturally fall off over time.

>Fauna breaks up with her ex
>Kronii in with big emotional support
>They grow much closer, spending time together in person at Kronii's expense
>Fauna picks up a new guy
>Doesn't tell Kronii
>Kronii is catching feelings and Fauna is happy to let that happen
>Kronii finds out Fauna is with a new guy
>CurseYourSuddenButInevitableBetrayal.gif
>Kronii drops Fauna, tells the rest of her gen her side
>They stay out of it but having experienced Fauna's main character tendencies, they lose respect for her
>Mumei less so because she has dabbled in this kind of thing in her past
>Fauna graduates due to strained tensions with her genmates, travel fatigue and a desire for more main character control
>Does not keep up with her genmates except maybe Mumei. No mentions of her by Bae or Irys >Nimi debuts and gets little twitter support from RMs. Kronii's rm doesnt follow her back
>You are here

>>103603671 (OP)
Unironically Kronii. Nimi's numbers have been worse than the likes of Shiori already and Kronii now basically puts up twice the numbers of Nimi. Nimi might have won in the battle of "who will marry first", but Kronii won in a monetary sense by a long shot.

>>103603671 (OP)
fauna gone, kronii still around
>who actually won?
me

How did Nimi win when everything she's doing is just the same as she did in Holo?

>>103622905
Not the same. She just changed it with LLD.
That's why Saba and Dooby reject her.
They tried to rebuild pseudo-Holo atmosphere.
Nimi, a vegan who is quite likely to be a radical leftist which are incompatible with Japanese culture, doesn't want any of that. She want to bring her former Holofans to a very western vtubing scene.

>>103603671 (OP)
Fauna's dead so it's a win by concession

>>103623055
ugh chuds make fucking everything political. you guys have become way more obnoxious than the purple-haired they/thems, I hope you know

>>103603671 (OP)
got married vs seething over her love

>>103616225
i dare say that mr nightmare didn't knew about it
and he just find it hot to have a bi wife thinkin about future additions to his bed.

>>103603671 (OP)
>drawing fauna's tits bigger than kronii's
what kind of blind faggot drew this

>>103622905
No more wasting money on constant trips to Japan, or guilt trips when you don't go.
No more 3 AM meetings fucking with your normie lifestyle
No more perms blocking you from streaming what you want.
No more red tape making it impossible to put out music projects
No more corpo nonsense blocking her from connecting with people she actually wants to like Mint.
And on top of that she's getting married.

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>>103606354
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>>103607104
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>>103622905
>nimi
This thread is about Kronii and Fauna. Discuss other non-holo vtubers in other threads

>>103626511
Fauna's dead so Kronii wins by default, then.
Why'd you need a thread?

>>103603895
Nothing. There were no winners. There were no losers. Just survivors.

>>103626511
Cuckling response

>Fauna asked Kronii to visit her on her birthday
>Kronii flew and stayed for 3 days
>fruits basket marathon
>watched Mario movie at a theater
>reminisced and watched clips of devour and other old collabs
>cuddled on the couch together with snail
>slept in the same bed
>Fauna was too shy to try on a dress at a mall, so Kronii asked the shopkeeper and bought the dress for her.
>https://youtu.be/NqS7aleMTLM
>trimmed nails
>itchy nose
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByOPE-7wej8
>Fauna lost on purpose and let Kronii win for 5 games
>https://youtu.be/Zkvb0-6Kzo4?t=5788
>Kronii: You're patient? oh really? You weren't so patient when that happened.
>https://youtu.be/BeSe4nvYws8
>last tweet, retweet, or mention Summer 2023
>last 1 on 1 collab Summer 2023
>last mention on-stream (Kronii's end) Summer 2023
Reminder that they had sex, were in a relationship for a while, and then stopped talking to each other. Even in Japan, they went on dates together, they signed the wall together climbing the same ladder while holding hands.
Their relationship ended sometime late 2023.
Kronii was heartbroken about it, never mentioning Fauna, re/tweeting her, avoiding her in collabs, etc., Kronii only said goodbye to her in the graduation stream because the others agreed to do a group goodbye.
The fundamental reality is Fauna wanted to try girls, Kronii wanted something more. Fauna got bored, Kronii was used. There’s only one villain in this story. Kronii has no ability to recognise if she’s being used (Sally/Fauna now Kaela) and if she does realise then she keeps intentionally hurting herself by letting herself think she’ll have something she’ll never get.
It’s well understood Fauna is a vindictive bitch, why else would her successor partner with one of the people who worked hard to ruin Kronii’s life.

>>103603671 (OP)
They should give me double paizuri

>>103603671 (OP)
I honestly will never be able to forgive Fauna for betraying kronii. #they were meant for each other and she went with some random man instead. Fuck her.

>>103628507
How does one obtain visions like these? I want Kronii and Fauna to show up in my dreams and have lesbian sex too

>>103608185
Like it or not she was born upper middle class, made bank during Hololive, probably most of it invested in herself since she barely did any solo projects or music. Did the merch drop as Nimi, made more bank. You throw all the profit into some investment fund, dual income and youtube as an indie, she is fine.

Rich bitch but can't fault her for making bank it's not like she rug pulled since she is still streaming.

>>103603915
>forever alone

no, she has me now.

>>103608119
kek did not expect to see one of my slop gens here

>>103603847
>husbant
brown post

>>103603671 (OP)
Only one of them still exists, so even though I prefer Fauna I have to admit that Kronii wins by default

>>103603671 (OP)
Left:
>Single
>Still a dyke
>Still incapable of keeping a relationship
>Hates her job but can't quit it
>Had to do a 180 on her values to sell her sex model for unicorns (males(that she hates))

Right:
>Married and happy
>Was able to leave a black company while barely losing anything
>Was able to distance herself from parasocial freaks
>Still makes more than the whole of /vt/ while working sub 20 hours per week
>Doesn't even have to deal with retards begging for her attention with akasupas

Brutal mogging.

>>103603671 (OP)
Kronii is a dyke and a kek so fauna won

>>103603671 (OP)
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>>103603915
Brutal

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>>103632293
Clock bros... We are getting dunked...

>>103603915
>>103632003
The happiness will end when she realizes her womb is as dead as her cats.

>>103632003
Seriously Kronii is not winning the life war
who the fuck are these people thinking that she is winning the number fags?

>>103622681
I choose to believe this as the truth

>>103630735
It's a copypasta, anon... No one believes it except the first squizo who posted it unironically.

>>103603671 (OP)
I think Kronii has more personality than Fauna. Fauna has a very nice voice, but then so does Kronii, but Kronii seems to genuinely like her fans.

>>103634970
>Kronii seems to genuinely like her fans
Lets not get too carried away here.

>>103635586
kek she tolerates her fans. An will occasionally buckle and give them some fan service.
She just isn't that relatable to the average dude, talking about make up, her now married best friend. The games she plays are odds and end indie games or background yap games.I'm going to assume her fan base is there because they like her model and voice then what she talks about.

>>103603671 (OP)
I know it
You know it
Her viewers know it
that every single person on this planet only cares about Kronii for her voice and vtuber model, and would dump her ass irl in a single week of living with her.

>>103633938
Jesus fucking Christ, get help man.

>>103635839
the yultimatuh relatabke femcel

>>103633938
Even if you were right that's still abject misery on both sides. There's no winner.

>>103634925
Everyone that has eyes and can read believes it. The evidence is literally included.