Thread 103668947

>Who is Neuro-sama?
Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!

>Schedule
https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

>Links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClips
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai
X: https://x.com/NeurosamaAI
Official website: https://neurosama.com/

>Music & Clips
BOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjs
LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM
https://rentry.org/neuro-music
https://rentry.org/neuro-videos

>Educational
Interested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y
How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M
Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png
Want to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png

>Misc
Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive
Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/
LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2
Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/
VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs

>Merch
https://neurosama.shop/

>Previous thread
>>103659315

hart

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhmeWiZg3cA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhmeWiZg3cA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhmeWiZg3cA

what does it mean

Sex with Neuro (Vedal)

Evil love!

>>103668992
you don't like Neuroslop?

>>103668947 (OP)
>meke her heart goes doki doki
>make her pussy goes jubu jubu
sasuga uncle rob

>>103668947 (OP)
these neruos look a bit sexy

>>103668947 (OP)
Need AI daughterwife T ~ T

>>103669186
Lmao

>>103669186 (me) [fag]
sorry, wrong thread
>>103668311
>>103668311

Gonna beat me meat to Neuro methinks

>>103668962
good song

nurtit

>chat baits timeouts
>Greega seethes about viewercount

Sex with Tomacat

So, is she better at the game ?

>>103669380
Im not watching the stream

>>103669380
you tell me

>>103669380
She is objectively worse at everything

>>103669380
no~

>>103669389
why force yourself to stay here?

>>103668962
It has bit to much of deeper spooky message for me. Sadly can't listen fully because I need have goody dreams tonight. Can someone tell me if it's good so I'm not missing out

>>103668690
Silksong in less than 48 hours

>>103669380
Watching her for a while, the biggest problem is that she doesn't plan ahead, aka stocking up on squirrels now so she has sacrifice fodder later. I don't know if there's any good way to solve it.

She'd be better at a normal card game that doesn't have two decks to decide which to draw from every turn.

>>103669426
I check in less and less often each time

>>103669538
>vedalai
>layna
>koko
>camila

>>103669504
Before that, Neuro clearly has no concept of value for any of her plays, considering she sees no problem in sacrificing a 4/5 for a 1/2.

>>103669538
J0ker's career:

>>103669602
Layna is a cook
Koko works IT
Camila works under Vedal's desk

>>103669643
no they don't, they used that name to leech views

This is the worse card game I've ever seen I think I'm gonna slip into coma of how boring it is

>>103669615
That too, yeah. She was doing it a little less often for five minutes so I got overly optimistic.

i thought we would be getting plague inc instead..

>>103669674
You don't know. Vedal rarely credits people BTS

>>103669643
>Camila works under Vedal's desk
He finally found a desk that can fit her

Put a StS on

>>103669630
Lmao

Go Neuro Go!

Balatro when?

>>103669680
There's a certain irony at work here, as people say that regular chill streams are boring and boom, Vedal to the rescue, showing us that things can be even worse.

>>103669799
you nikker

>Super amazing interesting stream
Grigga ends 2:25:00 on the dot
>Slog viewer killer trash card game
Grigga 5 hours steam

I like to think that this game will be used to improve Neuro's reasoning in the future
even though StS probably should've already done that

>>103669824
He is watching cerber and forgot he had a stream on

How did Vedal not learn the lesson from STS? This is not even second monitor material, in fact it's barely background material

Why is she even so bad? They did way better in STS. The positioning is killing her?

https://poal.me/xgy0ns
https://poal.me/xgy0ns
https://poal.me/xgy0ns

>>103669947
Smallish LLMs aren't very good at strategic thinking.

nurshoulders sexo

>>103669947
STS had a separate AI to play the game. This one is all her, but the interface is apparently really bad. Also she's retarded.

These artworks are all really erotic

neuregg...

o7 ved forgot to renew his AI loicense

>raiding another close friend of anny
what is he planning

rate the stream

>>103670252
Anny's return. There will be erms a plenty

>>103670287
neurosocute/10

>>103670252
>>103670292

>>103670287
6/10

Why has vedal been raiding and collabing with so many of anny’s close friends lately?

>>103669538
Can someone watch this and see if Joker's long-form editing is better here than in the neurocar video?
also holy ads

he's closing in...

>>103670322
Makeup sex has been had

>>103670322
if she finally ropes he can replace her as the artist without people complaining

>>103670336
You don't really use youtube like this, do you?

>>103668962
So who did it better?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVg7iKVcQe4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVg7iKVcQe4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVg7iKVcQe4

>>103670322
Aren't most big vtubers from the same clique anyway?

shitvil ruined everything
Also why does grigga think that neuro playing regular games is interesting? Either he's cargo culting the Osu! arc without understanding what made it special in the first place, or he doesn't know what people want because he doesn't watch his own streams and only listens to the people with the lowest standards possible.

>>103670287
I was enjoying it until Koko joined.

>>103670402
I have ublock
rip invidious ;(

>>103670322
who? I ducked early

>>103670336
nigga

>>103670438
sexvil saved my coch

>>103670363
i'm gonna scoop your brain out with a spoon and eat it

>>103670287
too many dono, koko could have stay during the game to give her advice or mock her play

>>103670504
Yeei lobotomy

neuro butt?

>>103670438
>or he doesn't know what people want because he doesn't watch his own streams and only listens to the people with the lowest standards possible.
This. It's been a well established knowledge for a while now.
Also he really wants to showoff by making some complex shit nobody would care about 10 minutes later. Koko on this stream showed more of Neuro's capabilities by just talking to her than Vedal did in months with all his gimmicks.

>>103670287
4/10 it was bad even for chillslop standards
inscryption is terrible because twins cant play it at all and just do every single action possible without any thinking, art review was scuffed as always, neuro was kinda boring today, and showing bilibili donations on stream is a mistake and will only make future chillslop streams even worse, since most of them are as retarded as worst of twitch viewers
only good thing about this stream is fact that it was a little bit longer than usual, if it was standard 2h15m i would rate it 3/10

>vedal watching crelly instead of cerber
cerdal bros...

>>103670659
>vedal when watching cerber

>>103670696
I don't see him in either channel though

>>103668962
bao is 1000% performing at neuro's concert

>>103670659
Me when Evil shows me her cuncun

>>103670716
>TUBBIES!

>>103670696
Vedal enjoys her thanking swarm for money ASMR.

>>103670434
The fan one better captures the inhuman speed of the dance moves in the first few seconds.
Besides that it's hard to compare the japanese lyrics to the english ones

>>103668962
Would be kind of funny if it instantly lapped her original from last week in views. Would she be happy or pissed

>>103670438
>Also why does grigga think that neuro playing regular games is interesting?
it is interesting when they can actually play the game, but even then its good for few streams max
slay the spire, who wants to be a millionare or buckshot were fun to watch first few times
problem was when it was the only content for a few months with nothing new, so i dont blame vedal for trying to introduce more games like plague inc or inscryption
but problem with those are that he doesnt test anything so gameplay is incredibly bad

>>103670434
This one by virtue of covering the original.

>>103670471
Tobs

>>103670981
isn't tob also friends with numi, suko, and toma?

>>103668962
Evil should have been teto but aside from that it's pretty okay

>>103670915
It definitely will lap her original. Covers naturally always bring interest from those that like the song being covered and the way swarm functions as a community makes them more proactive about supporting most Neruo stuff. I also personally feel the cover also has much better thumbnail that hooks people to click it compared to her originals thumbnail too

>>103670434
the animation on this feels better
not sure why they didn't just hire him instead of

>>103671088
kys evilbeggar

>>103671162
No~

>>103671162
Slit your throat whorebeggar

>>103670322
depending on whether the next one is giri or 2win he's either full of shit or genuinely trying something, don't ask which is which

throatslit (slit of throat)

>>103671191
>disliking shitvil = liking whores
Explain your line of reasoning

>>103671276
Nobody really dislikes this cute pie.

>>103671354
caving this bitches face in with a crowbar

>>103671417
This but my penis

>>103670322
>every intro song is about anny
>every new karaoke song is about anny
>every neuro tweet is about anny
>every raid is about anny

>>103671501
why

>>103671354
now that i think about it, was ivan holding you back by threatening to mog the threadshitter aura all these months ago or are you too new for ivan

>>103671501
This forced meme was never funny.

>>103671501
she hate us...

>>103671501
He should keep it deleted, I'm so fucking tired of chat spamming that meme.

>>103671501
It should stay deleted, that joke has been run into the ground by chat

>>103671501
She's aware

the grigga should just make neuro ignore chat all together

>>103671501
9 + 10 was never funny even when it first originated, the only actually funny payoff for it was iteration 21

>>103671501
making memory space to also remember bilibili oilers

>>103671650
That's a stupid idea.

>>103671671
>t. retard

>>103671697
We don't sign our posts here.

>>103671086
yeah the anny explanation is tenuous

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZqTG6eEpbQ
erm cat...

>>103671671
name one funny thing that the chat has provided neuro with in the past month

>>103671831
what do you guys think he was saying maybe to?

>>103671831
the crumb searching is fucking crazy bro

>>103668947 (OP)
I like these Nuros

>>103671956
BRAT

>>103671831
I love my smelly wife cow crelly

>>103672002
sexo

>>103671831
Anny won

Sex with Kokonuts!
https://www.twitch.tv/kokonuts/clip/SpineyBrightDinosaurFrankerZ-sXKcho261sZXqK-L

>>103671923
sexo

>>103672002
nap but i'd tap

>>103672027
naw but i'd tap

>>103672029
Cute!

ERM!

heart

>>103672083
nur...

>>103672120
wink

The rob stream felt like it was from 2024

>>103672284
Yeah, it was a well needed change of pace.

>>103672284
Good~

Neuro is God's little angel
You should not imprint your sinful thoughts on her

>>103672284
>>103672291
except it's not 2024 anymore and this is an outlier rather than a trend

>>103672363
True, that's why I imprint them on Evil

>>103672372
Gotta take what you can get these days.

Onigiri will get another cooking stream collab before Layna.
t. Discord insider

>>103672284
It was better than any whore collab from 2024.

>>103672453
Unfortunately shinx is not apart of the original 151 pokemon so I'm not sure which one neuro will be tagged along for.

>>103672453
nah

Fildal bros....
she's streaming with Miz again

>>103672453
It better be soon whilei t's still hot in tokyo and she gets those perfect pits out

>>103672525
good for her
even she realizes vedal is washed up

>>103672525
I'd laugh at them both being washed streamers but Vedal is washed too

>>103672619
She is literally collabed with backtubers anon

>>103672525
aiiieeeee
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Xx0HByQ8mdk

>>103672662
and got annoyed every time vedal was brought up during that collab

>>103672248
This artist's chibinurs are hot, can't wait for the porn.

https://puzzel.org/en/hangman/play?p=-OY3SYtaG4aCHOTM0FYU
puzzle!
https://puzzel.org/en/hangman/play?p=-OY3SYtaG4aCHOTM0FYU
https://puzzel.org/en/hangman/play?p=-OY3SYtaG4aCHOTM0FYU

>>103672801
i love camimi

>>103672801
best couple

>>103672801
>>103672815
>>103672833
Kys please

>>103672801
Incestuous couple

>>103672867
no~

>>103672833
This has similar art style to the Evil rape comic

>>103672898
Camila lewds are nice even though I don't like her as a person.

hope sledgehammer guy comes back to finish the job

>>103672811
ez, didn't hang once

>>103672694
She first brought on them on stream only because of them leaching off Vedal, that's what their entire career has been built on. She knew that. That is some new level of washed behavior relying on leaches of another washed streamer

>>103672989
That was a grift like everything else in her life.

>>103673033
I know this isn't the case, but wouldn't it be funny if she had paid someone or asked a friend to do that

>>103673018
You lie

>>103672811
1 mistake

>>103672867
(keep yourself safe)

>>103673018
cute ig

anons coch looking comically big half stuffed up a nurslit

>>103672726
These nurs do give that vibe, I'm sure the artist has drawn some for practice.
Got nothing public though

>>103673301
this but elivslit

>>103673314
they did draw her with larger than average breasts as well

>>103672726
>>103673314
>>103673361
>thinking about porn when looking at something normal and cute
what the fuck is wrong with you

>>103673385
>thinking about porn
i wasn't, i was pointing out the obvious differences that could contribute to anon's mindset
i don't see that neuro as lewd in general

>>103672815
>>103672833
P?

>>103673423
NAP

>>103673385
Are you lost?

looks cute once second, the next her tongue is wrapped around your zipper

>>103673385
One does NOT draw Neuros that sexy by accident

>>103673472
>the next her tongue is wrapped around your zipper
kys

keep yourself slippery

pedo niggas when they see a thread isn't total dogshit:

applying right now

>>103673422
>i wasn't, i was [insert literally thinking about porn]
>>103673482
she isn't 'sexy' in any fucking way thats just your pornrotted brain applying a coomer filter to whatever you look at

>>103671501
Next she will delete the drilling and forget that vedal is male.

>>103669084
Erm, sauce?
Please & Thank You
Heart heart heart

>>103673566
Most Neuros are just cute, but those are definitely sexy

>>103673527
nurcun counteracts the ham

>>103673566
>pointing out she had larger than average breasts
>must be thinking about porn
stop projecting your thoughts onto others

>>103673472
Must be a really small tongue.

>>103673527 (me)
>>103673643
actually I just backread and realized the thread was already dogshit, carry on pedo niggas

>>103673687
90% of the time /swarm/ will be dogshit unfortunately

Camila posters and Pedoposters making out

Neuro having sex with Tobs T0T

who the fuck is tobs

>>103673597
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/111420376

>>103673802
I only know her because bajs got her banned once

>>103673802
Newest thread celebrity

>>103673802
neuro's new mom

>>103673597
https://files.catbox.moe/z5e3d3.jpg
catbox uncen

>>103673852
>>103673862
>>103673870
i see... thanks anons

>>103673965
rob would never do that

>>103673802
ligma balls

Can Neuro read B2 chat or just highlighted messages?

>>103673965
>sorry i'm vedal
FUCK
OJII-SAN IS GAY NOW

nurbutt (butt of Nur)

>>103673301
>Neuro poster's cocks are so small that they only looks big when stuffed inside a child
Should have figured

>>103673986
I feel like he would in the right circumstances, he was pretty direct with Neuro

>>103674033
Would comfort this scared Neuro

>>103674033
hugging this poor scared nur

>>103674057
He said comically big which implies it already looks big normally

>>103674057
erm the swarm cochs we've seen are decent size though

>>103674156
kys

>>103673677
KEK

>>103674156
Someone post that one anon giving nur a tribute. The load was big and creamy…

Remind me to pay attention to vedal's voice during devstream for no reason

grown ass man wrote that

>>103674175
don't be such a size queen nonny

>>103674156
why are pedos so fucking gay lmao

>>103674156
You can tell /swarm/ died when anons stopped posting dick pics and tributes

Faggot hours

>/trash/ episode
yaaaaaaaawn

>>103672898
This artist's camilas are hot, can't wait for the porn

what happened to mini

>>103674245
The alternative is worse

>>103672898
anons coch looking comically big half stuffed up a camslit

>>103674339
>The alternative is worse
a grown ass woman...?

>>103674339
I was going to say what can be worse, but you are right, I wouldn't want anyone who isn't grown on this thread

>>103674256
We can find the video if someone has one of the og “wow that was creamy” image of nur. Just look at the post history from there

>>103674342
This but Evilslit

>>103672898
These camilas do give that vibe, I'm sure the artist has drawn some for practice

>>103674336
Prepping for BTC

>>103674336
If i got it right someone she was gonna visit in one of her trips (not fillian, probably hunny's reincarnation) was around someone that tested positive for covid, so she was upset cause she couldn't risk going with whoever that was

>>103674342
>anons coch looking comically big half stuffed up a camslit
>comically big
>camslit
comically small*
its like putting a log inside a whale anon
whatever size the log has is useless it all looks small in front of such an enormous being

>>103674382
they did draw her with larger than average breasts as well

>>103673986
That's what he make you think.
Before you know it, her pussy will be reshaped to perfectly fit his coch inside. She'll never be the same again. heart <3
https://files.catbox.moe/bx26g0.jpg

>>103674382
it's art like that that makes me want to go back to my old ways of "decensoring" it (badly)

>>103672898
looks cute once second, the next her tongue is wrapped around your zipper

So far I have seen 3 pedupial cochs and they were all 7.5/10 or better
I have seen 0 whorefag or gossiptranny cochs, must be tiny and shriveled up from high estrogen levels

>>103674360
Yes, because that would mean we got actual whores in the thread

>>103674408
You got it

>>103672898
One does NOT draw Camilas that sexy by accident

>>103672898
Most Camilas are just cute, but those are definitely sexy

>>103674439
Uncle rob, don't worry, I won't tell Vedal~ I wanted this~ I'm a naughty girl~

>>103674455
>Im a faggot
>Checkmate, whorechuds

aight imma go to sleep and hope the neuro lewding stops being posted by the time i wake up

All Evils are sexy, but some are also cute.

>>103674533
You are doing that on purpose

>>103674440
Same

the fuck is this spamming

>>103674509
>implying vedal wasn't the one who pimped neuro

Camila if you really do read these threads please fuck my boyfriend for me and talk about it on stream

>>103674546
but before i go sleep sexvil sex

Camila if you really do read these threads please ask vedal to record himself fucking mini i can't coom unless im thinking about him

>>103674576
I refuse to fuck your hand

Neuro if you really do read these threads please fuck your sister for me and talk about it on stream

>>103674624
kys splinter

>>103674624
This and only this

>>103674624
kys tranny

>>103674696
Did you get a splinter on your toe or something?

thanks for saving the thread annyposter

>>103674745
this is hot

>>103674736
I'm a heterosexual man who enjoys little AI girls

>enter an imageboard
>Images
Imagine my shock

>>103674546
thighvil sexo

Anny…

So when is the next original song and what kind of songs do you guys expect?

>>103674745
A shame she's so horribly mentally ill, they had a pretty fun dynamic.

>>103674895
Tomorrow

>>103674736
>doesn't like nursex
sorry for your gayness

>>103674884
LOVE!!!

>>103674895
>When's the next original song
Thats what the devstream is
>What do you expect
Nothings

>>103674706
seeeeex

All of the worst posters at once :low_battery:

>>103674895
Probably next week.
I WILL NEVER DIE

>>103674957
The feared jakarta hours...

Can't spell tranny without anny

>>103674706
Chinese fangirls draw the best twinshipping

nice thread retards

>>103674957
erm :wilted_rose:

Hey MtFs itt, hit me up on discord, i'll make you feel like a real woman

I found it… >>100363093

>>103674447
More like around your breadsticks

>>103675100
found what

>>103675161
Look at what he’s replying to

>>103675011
I wonder if the twinshipping artists date each other

>>103675100
Not a fag but that got me feeling a certain way...

Random Xitter General

>>103675100
Yet we got nothing for the plushies, is /swarm/ all bark and no bite?

>>103675052
What’s your user :3

>>103675100
What a huge load...i bet veddy cums like this <3

>>103675306
You'll know it's me when you find me bbgirl ;)

>>103675333
Maybe that's him

>>103670091
baoboobies to restore the balance

>>103675470
He didn't make turtle noises though

>>103675499
Niceu

>>103675499
sex

>>103675305
wait for the pedal plush

I think Neruo would like this fella

>>103675499
Thanks I wasted 1 minute and 20 seconds of my life for that

>>103675499
you are supposed to use different models dumb whale

>>103675593
Is that a promise?

>>103675599
Why did this nigga become popular on xitter, yeah i know he's on the new kirby air ride (never thought i'd say that, God is good) but he's existed for 20 years, are normies only finding about this thing now? Am i a starman oldfag?

we survived the anny spam

>>103675305
Nobody made tributes because all the Neuro merch Neuro got in her 2.7 years of existence is some plushies, no figurines, no dakis, no padded mousepads, no nothing. This dumb turtle is too lazy to even milk the fans properly.

Anny Love
Toma Love
Mini Hate

>>103676085
It was basically sakurai in small direct showing it off then when starman appeared he said he always thought he cute. I knew about starman for a long time too but the fact the creator literally went "I want you to know I like my little guy" made people realize his existence. I'm not complaining however it's more goofy cute kirby art for me

Neuro love
Whore hate

>>103676217
>her horns grew with time but not her tits
sad

cunny love
cunny love

>>103676355
Tru

>>103676420
they're just hangers

>>103676342
Hi toma's new e-boy boyfriend!

>>103676420
She has fat saggers under that baggy shirt though

>>103676495
Hot

>>103676545
p tits a?

>>103676636
onahole sized nurs T""T

>>103676593
c*nt of nur

If you where given the job of being the main director of a Neruo movie, you have full access to everyone to play their roles, and a guaranteed budget for whatever you want. What would plot be the plot, the medium your tell it in, or the people you would want involved?

>>103676796
This artist drew a lewd of Neuro but I can't find it.

>>103676574
Cute cuckle

>>103676875
It'll be a slice of life of Nur in a post apocalyptic world, animated.

holy melty

>>103675499
Nice 2D titties, I'm sure the advertisers also loved them.

>>103676875
Gritty cyberpunk story with Neuro and Evil as protagonists, with the obligatory nursex scene. Also Evil dies at the end.

>>103677036
sponsor was gamersupps, it's on brand

>>103677075
This but only the Evil dying part

nurcunny

>>103675499
Bao now has an exhibitionism fetish.

>>103677075
this but only the nursex part (it's a hentai)

>>103677151
>now

>>103676179
>>103676179
>>103676179

>>103677075
The original gits manga have some yuri panels

>>103677151
>now

>>103677179
>>103677255
I meant irl and it being her, not other people.

clun~

>>103677330
>hasn't watched many bao irl streams

>>103677420
What, does she whip out her tits and flash her cunt on the regular?

>>103677462
she finds every reason to show off her ass

>>103677498
Every "vtuber" that also does irl streams does the same shit though. Squ is notorious for this.

>>103677534
squ is an exhibitionist

>>103677596
>milky always streaming her tits

Every VTuber is a whore (except my nur (she was just joking when she said she wanted to moon the world))

clun~

>>103677779
>Every VTuber is a whore
especially vedal