Thread 103692398

ϟ Lia Liker's Secret Clubhouse ϟ

>NO GIRLS ALLOWED

Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/RinkouAshelia
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Schedule: You tell me

ϟ Next time on Lia ϟ
>Lia is on idol excursion!

ϟ Previously on Lia ϟ
>Legit Phase ABO tierlist!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFMdoE8B550
>Unarchived karaoke!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zo7dhNgu2w0


ϟ Current Events ϟ
>Lia will be performing in a 3D concert at San Japan in San Antonio, Texas on August 30th!
https://x.com/SanJapan/status/1950345637075075457
>Lia will be performing in a 3D concert at VeXpo in the United Kingdom on September 6th!
https://x.com/Vtuber_Expo/status/1956672307780317307
>On September 13, Lia will be playing in a FFXIV charity event
https://x.com/MogTalkTweets/status/1955705919947596024
>Lia's birthday merch, including a boob mousepad, idol light stick, and beach towel, is on sale now and will be available until August 31st!
https://shop.phase-connect.com/collections/ashelia-rinkou-%E9%88%B4%E9%A6%99%E3%82%A2%E3%82%B7%E3%82%A7%E3%83%AA%E3%82%A2-birthday-2025-celebration-collection
>Our divegrass team has officially been confirmed to be playing in /vt/ League 9 in September!

ϟ Teen Idol Sensation ϟ
>Vtuber Awards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2pK-g-UAWI
>Anime NYC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PKxPSiOmSU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGIdCpB7uiE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGcTqrDviIs
>The OriginS of Stars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gl9B6D3ru7M
>Nikke 2.5 Anniversary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bb4e7kYxSDA

ϟ Lia For Sale ϟ
>Marketable Lia Plushie WOW!!
https://hinatsukki.bigcartel.com/product/tenma-lia-plushie
>Chibi Lia daki pillow and daki pillow keychin OMG!
https://kohibean.bigcartel.com/product/phase-connect-chibi-dakimakura-pillows
https://www.capippalisttradeguild.com/product/9in-dakimakura-keychain-furry-lia/287
>Lia shirts WTF!
https://www.etsy.com/listing/1703389308/lia-pocket-t-shirt
https://hinatsukki.bigcartel.com/product/liapockettshirt
https://www.imperialbdu.com/en-us/products/lia-juicejack-me-t-shirt?variant=48652510822675
>Lia is in a real TCG!
https://oshipush.com/shop-2/
>Charms, Pins, Stands, Patches, Stickers, Happi & Prints!
https://luwud.com/products/phase-connect-rubber-keychains?variant=48437521645861
https://luwud.com/products/pc-lia-11x17-print-iridecent-foil
https://vassociates.net/products/preorder-unofficial-ashelia-rinkou-happi
https://www.etsy.com/listing/1857002240/preorder-phase-connect-holoen-indie
https://534studios.com/store/p/phase-connect-standees-newcie
https://genieart.bigcartel.com/product/enamel-pins-phase-connect
https://genieart.bigcartel.com/product/charms-phase-connect
https://www.minsgraph.store/product-page/phase-connect-lia-acrylic-keycharm-preorder?currency=USD
https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/minsgraph/
https://www.etsy.com/listing/1624930224/phase-connect-enamel-pins
https://kohibean.bigcartel.com/product/pippa-chibi-standee
https://spoonillust.com/products/phase-connect-charm-pre-order-2?variant=45648495247460
https://www.etsy.com/listing/1802171532/preorder-phase-connect-and-indie-vtuber
https://concon.shop/products/phase-connect-die-cut-mini-sticker-1?variant=45490832933038
https://www.etsy.com/listing/1878909317/lia-from-phase-connect-commission-art
https://www.etsy.com/listing/1821427226/phase-connect-acrylic-keychains
https://www.etsy.com/listing/1891162883/1st-cyber-warfare-division-liacons
https://www.etsy.com/listing/1853307961/phase-connect-acrylic-charms-vol-1
https://www.capippalisttradeguild.com/product/13x19-print-the-streamer-formerly-known-as-ashelia-denied-art-/70
https://www.etsy.com/listing/4315715246/phase-connect-acrylic-keychain
https://www.etsy.com/listing/1659547819/25in-phase-connect-talents-keychain
https://merch.kawaentertainment.com/products/pc-pixel-keychains
>Free Lia 3D model! Yes, FREE!!!!
https://ko-fi.com/s/409b01b34f
>BUY THE LIA COFFEE
https://shop.phase-connect.com/collections/coffee/products/black-coffee-ashelia-rinkou-custom-roast


ϟ Other useful links ϟ
>New to Lia and are looking for VOD suggestions?
https://rentry.org/LiaLikerVault
>Free Lia desktop assistant!
https://mega.nz/folder/JrtjCbhD#qZoHWqnoa8Qztf84Qlvq3Q
>Cytube channel:
cytuDOTbe/r/VODclubhouse (replace DOT with .)
>Divegrass team:
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Remember to only love Lia, and never watch other girls. Only Lia will ever love you. ପ(๑•ᴗ•๑)ଓ

Previous Thread: >>103638618

what is it saying

it's pink

feelin like a pink kinda day lads

10 days until teen idol sensation goes to texas!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZehVDTxA2Ig

...and 17 days until teen idol sensation goes to the uk!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43j87Wkp0DE

*sharts*

>>103692398 (OP)
which one is ashelia?

>>103692587
GIVE EM STEEL

>>103692426
>big lia butt

I like Lia

I want Lia to give me her steel

>go back to bed for an hour and a half
>wake up with a stiff neck and more tired

>>103693652
woke up during REM

>>103693652
Drink Phase Coffee

>>103693652
fuck you for trying

>>103693888
trips of truth and a direct message from god

Lia is eastern bloc, not puerto rican

Lia is not a thug

slavs are ontologically evil

Wonder if Lia has ever been to Magnitogorsk

A guy like me?
A guy like me likes benis

Wonder if Lia will go visit the 9/11 memorial

>>103694437
wym she already has

Imagínate a Lia con un culo grande.

TIL Lia fren Bonnie had a genmate named Rhubarb N. Kustard
hear me out: cute southern belle vtuber who is old south and her name is Biscuits N. Gravy

>>103695393
Lia wouldn't stick her tongue out while getting railed she's not a whore

>>103695494
I stick my tongue out when i'm gooning brah shit feels good dude

genuinely the lunchables pizzas are better than a slice of new york pizza

>>103695510
yea cuz you're a whore

>>103695516
>lunchables
it's feastables now

>>103695602
lifeless eyes in this ghoul

>>103695516
>>103695602
it's like y'all don't even like ya cheese drippy

ny pizza isn't even the best pizza in the state.
the pizza in buffalo smashes it. buffalo's food in general clears nyc

>>103695683
buffalos went extinct 100 years ago

>>103695747
buffalos are not extinct bozo

buffalo sauce ain't even worth it cuh

how to give good handjob

pinky finger out
assure them that their size is completely fine

teeny weeny

>>103695968
yummy tummy

>>103695968
need 2 see her buttcrack

size queens are the reason cool guy wia is dead

>>103696213
you dont know that

>>103696230
i know it to be true

>>103696262
meds

why is yellow the yummiest color

>>103696376
pink is

>>103696406
I don't mean in a sexi way I mean in a mmmm I want to eat that way

>>103696376
yellow reminds me of piss. piss comes out of a cock. i like cocks. cocks are yummy. yellow is the yummiest color.

>>103696424
Cotton candy and bubblegum are pink

>>103696441
impeccable logic
>>103696449
so is Lias bhole but that doesn't mean I want to take a bite out of it. I just want to lick it and suckle on it

>>103696472
>so is Lias bhole
Ya lost, pinko. Cope.

>>103696489
pinkchads won

>>103696503
>>103696510
>first post of thread #1000
>landslide victory in both polls
>backed by science
>backed by Billy Mitchell
>backed by Lia herself
C O P E

>>103696596
BWC Bill is gonna sue your ass if you defame him like that

>>103696649
nah BWC Billy's own wife has a chocolate starfish

>>103696596
just you wait.

>>103696677
believe me i'm waiting for ya to get a clue

will the SanJapan and Vexpo concerts be streamed at any point?

>Lia when she is forced to go to the east coast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQ9wHZ4E9oo

>>103697858
cleveland isn't even east coast

wonder what ixo been up to?
do you think she would ever draw art of Lia facesitting her oc?

Who do we post when no Lia?

https://poal.me/bjyusp
let's vote on it

>>103698583
Where's alaskanon AKA slutham?

>>103698628
I forgor...

>>103698652
ya put bro in quotations and that's all that matters

I like Lia

I like Eimi

Id like Eimi more of she answered if she farts with that ass

>>103698583
Michibro is still over with the boys

>>103699382
RUMAO

>>103699428
ion even know what that means

>>103699484
yes u do cuh

>>103699526
nu uh

>>103699605
why u lyin

Whos going to investigate the investigators?

suddenly reeks of ham in here

honey baked ham

honky baked ham

do not glaze that ham

honky lips

>>103698416
that does go pretty hard desu

>>103700219
not as hard as me

I miss Lia a whole lot

STREAM TONIGHT

>>103700830
ok how you know

>>103700879
Twitter and YT

Stream is at 9:30 est

waiting room!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hM0VyZoE6fM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hM0VyZoE6fM

>>103701693
>Lia knows ill be busy at 7 so she schedules for 9

hope she tells us what she has been up to

>>103701962
Me

>>103701978
doesnt even make any sense boss

>get to watch Lia live after dinner for once
hell yeah

is there time for a nap before stream

just make some coffee

>>103702709
wont that stunt my growth?

that's a myth brah

>>103703169
ok how you know

>>103703208
I'm a 6'3" coffee drinker

so, you say...... Naked mirror pics or your lying........ your move "big guy" 0_0

>>103703242
you coulda been 7 ft in the nba young thug

>>103703348
I'm not giving you peenor pics
>>103703351
>guaranteed back problems
fuck that noise

>>103703419
give me back problems for $50,000,000

>>103703419
doesn't everyone have guaranteed back problems after 30?

>>103703487
can any ojisans confirm?

>>103703487
I'm not old so idk

>>103703487
34 here, i recently acquired constant back pain
you just get used to it

>>103703811
does watching Lia numb the pain a little bit?

>>103703811
what was life before 9/11 like?

>>103703487
No, only if you're a fat piece of shit

i wonder if lia set up her pc yet

she makes me feeling like jumping off a bridge sometimes and i love her for that

>>103704618
sauce?

got a theragun
tempted to put it to my ballsack

miss my ham

wonder if lia has ever kicked someone in the ballbag before

Lia needs to start dressing like an ABG.

I would pay upwards $100 for Lia to literally kick me in the nuts

I would pay $50 for my ham to kick me in the nuts.

any lia

>>103705724
2 hours

i have a crush on Lia's mom

>>103706719
we all do, anon

>>103706815
yumola! can't wait for tonight's milking session...

>>103706893
by who

>>103706904
my left hand duh

>>103706938
damn leftist

>left handed
Grim

will we see anything on the level of kinnie pants kino tonight?

I jork with my left handed thoughbeing right handed

>>103707018
I dont get this reference

real men can use either hand

I dont use hands at all. I lay on my tummy and grind a pillow

>>103707265
are you a bottom?

>>103707288
He would be a top.

>>103707338
that's a pretty gay way to get off if you ask me

Imagine being gay

>>103707545
haha yeah imagine being a ham

be straight for 1 day

>>103708050
that's like asking us not to think about Lias butt for 1 day

anything to jorking it while thinking of Lia?

>>103708121
i tried not thinking about her butt for a whole day
almost killed myself

>>103708218
Jorking it to Lia is good

1 hour until

>>103708414
hyp!

surely she will be cute and not a stressed out ball of angst

>>103709056
Lia is always giga cute

what is a twitter draft i have never used the site

>>103709170
if you start typing out a xeet but don't click send it'll get sent to your drafts

I hope Lia wears the short hair

>>103709601
wolf cut in the thumbnail

>>103709601
>>103709631
Sometimes the urge to neg calls to me like the Green Goblin mask.

>>103709686
why

>>103709917
old habits die hard ig

>>103709686
it's pretty hair and u know it

>>103709946
it is lia's good luck hair

>>103709946
almost as pretty as ur crack

WE'RE LIVE PAL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hM0VyZoE6fM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hM0VyZoE6fM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hM0VyZoE6fM

LATE

if the Lia isn't vibrating my ear canal the Lia isn't loud enough

bgm is offensively low lads

lack of streams in exchange for dancing is always an acceptable deal

>Lia is actually going to NY, Texas and England
genuinely an exciting time for her the places vtubing can take you girl!!!

beans on eito

>calling it BirmingHAM
based

We won't see Lia again until like mid September ish she is gonna need a week to recover from that traveling

eurobros???

>hating edo-style unadon
unsubbed, taking my talents to supporting uruka

>>103710421
I fully support it.
going on a real life mini idol tour is why she got into the game to begin with. there is plenty of time for streams later.

>>103710514
tsfmt

>>103710566
me when anon posts a 3D woman in my anime girl zone

>>103710514
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjs1Tu5RMaA

I'm just glad she isn't going to played out Japan again. New places new stories new experiences. I can't wait for her to see all the fat women in San Antonio

awwwwww

Lia says Airi is "the toucher"
but also, Airi really wants you to touch her

Airi really is the comfort woman of phase kek

Airi encourages Lia to touch her boobs often

you now remember Likers got pissy at Eimi shortly after debut because Airi was giving Uruka and Lia butt massages on a twitter space. Eimi joined on her phone yapping and covered up the girl noises

Im glad she just came out and said she is going on a big trip. It makes me not get grumpy. I hope she has a fun and safe time!

this is Lia

Lias sas is on point recently she's in her element

Lia saw MCR in concert. Anon was right.

>>103710970
I KNEW IT. I KNEW SHE MADE MENTION ON STREAM THAT SHE GOT TICKETS LAST YEAR.

cute dork

backshot is a tennis term, no?

I wish Lia would spray me with her white liquid

>>103711383
just thought of that huge ape looking negress tenis player getting backshots. way to ruin my boner bro

>>103711431
KWAB

I would not play FF14 even if Lia offered to let me lick her butthole

>>103711518
Faggot

ff14 doesn't look fun at all

>>103711562
don't like the game at all. i'd shit on it but Lia gets pissy when you do. at least you can zone out and listen to her cute genki rambles

I would only play FF14 if she let me use her bottom as a pillow after she eats egg salad sandwiches from 7/11

wonder what Lia thinks of Baos fansly vods. or if she's watched one

Lia is the eternal youth of phase connect

someone should have carded sakana when he bought Yuri.

based

starting to think Lia might actually be a lesbo

dont let WePlay studios know you read Russian BL, Lia. They may never work with you again.

wtf does ham mean???

>the fanfic author shows up in Lias chat
WOAH

[Update] it really was the author

you only get this kind of entertainment on Lia Ch.

>Russian to english translator of obscure hundred line lobotomy smut shows up to claim the glory of his magnum opus
fucking kino

Lia is blessed

Lia went to the dentist the other day

>>103712334
She was confused why he needed to give her general anesthesia for a cleaning but she went along with it

>>103712431
Better saturation
>>103712438
Better expression and quality

>>103712531
every anons screenshots are special its not a contest

>>103712567
it is a contest stfu

>>103712585
you know what? fair. every anon should strive to take the best Lia screenshots

>>103712628
it's like her hair is taking off like a rocket and there is an explosion on the bottom

>>103712642
Lias princess hair is underrated

>Uruka got to see Lias big beautiful brain at full power
such a lucky lady

since Lia confirmed no weekend streams would you guys be down to rewatch blood in blood out on Saturday?

>>103712766
sure
maybe

[News] Lia wore the worlds strongest push up bra and wrapped her boobs in tape to make them big enough for the mousepad

RATE THE MALWARE
RATE THE ENERGY
RATE THE TWEETS
RATE THE STREAM

>>103712833
the russian bl author being in chat was GOAT

>>103712833
Lia/10
golden/10
Lia should let that autistic dawg out/10
teen idol world tour/10

omg eimi is jorkin it

>>103712833
Another great laptop stream. While few, the ones we have gotten have been lights out.

>>103712880
>gooning to eito right as Lia raids
Eimi is gonna get some very angry DMs later

>>103712833
boring as fuck, dropping her

>>103712833
3 trips in 3 weeks and 2 concerts at 2 cons on 2 continents wouldn't have it any other way I hope she has fun and has safe trips

>>103712944
hope she has safe trips and safe sex

so what was that russian fanfic?

>>103712986
considering the author didn't object to the description of "sexy gay lobotomy" it's exactly that

>>103713021
i mean link is there a link

>>103713031
look up the dude from chats name or something

lia sticker sheets coming soon
https://x.com/pipiTradeGuild/status/1958327006245908817

Lia wanting to eat beans on toast is foul

imagine the bean toast braps

*

**

page may toe ass suki

>>103716122
ya killed it AGAIN

wonder why my labham hates me now

Feels like type of fag Lia would like

I'm not sure how much more I can take but I know that doesn't mean it'll just stop.

I've been trying to remember the filename to this picture for weeks.

eight

I like Lia

I’m awake, but at what cost?

The Texas concert at San Japan will be Saturday August 30th at 1pm in the aptly named Lone Star Ballroom

wicky wild wild west

>>103720431
Lone Star ballroom sounds kino

I hope Lia gets some cowgirl boots

I miss Lia

Thought today was Friday

After all, Lia is a teen idol sensation

good morning homos

>>103722405
feels like one tbdesu

miss the old jerma desu

>>103723000
when your 40 and have constant searing backpain you won't be as funny either

im blessed

>>103723271
true!

I'm pissed (my pants)

if Lia pissed the bed how mad would you be

if anon pissed the bed how happy would you be

not very. i'd feel bad anon has to clean up his pissy mattress

divegrass tomorrow i think

boner check https://litter.catbox.moe/tqnus6.mp4

>>103724686
huh?

>>103724730
nice

>>103724772
we're playing against /nam/ and /naruto/ this week in the /ag/ League

>>103724905
>nam
Is this Lietnam

>>103724905
Make sure we dont have the Christmas music export

>>103724730
Gross

I cant bake for another hour at least

>>103724939
it is the Vietnam War team
>>103724964
I double triple quadruple checked it even got the new chants in

I can bake in 30 minutes

Actually probably at 1:15 i can bake

baking

new
>>103726969
>>103726969