Thread 103693602

>Who is Neuro-sama?
Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!

>Schedule
https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

>Links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClips
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai
X: https://x.com/NeurosamaAI
Official website: https://neurosama.com/

>Music & Clips
BOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjs
LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM
https://rentry.org/neuro-music
https://rentry.org/neuro-videos

>Educational
Interested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y
How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M
Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png
Want to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png

>Misc
Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive
Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/
LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2
Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/
VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs

>Merch
https://neurosama.shop/

>Previous thread
>>103676179

hart

>>103693660
They still don't know

>>103693567
im pretty sure wanting her to finish an outfit that was promised almost 2 years ago is making her an art slave bro

>>103693694 (me)
isnt*

>>103693660
It's hard for me to comprehend people this dense. Like I get it, they just don't know and you can't talk about it the casual community but holy shit bro.

/swarm/ies are gonna freak

Sex with Neuro (Vedal)

>>103693876
Vedal got to see this irl btw

>>103693876
Now I have material to arrest her with the help of briish govt when she lands.

>>103693876
r

>>103693876
Vedal you lucky bastard

Dead

ALIVE

Evil love!

>>103694841
Someone please censor Vedal's arm

>>103694731
>>103694767
I would love a better version of that song during todays karaoke, last one was kinda ass and barely sounded like neuro and evil

nurmom

>>103694991
R

>>103694991
Who the fuck commissions this shit? Someone like Cerber has the biggest fucking Oilers and somehow has significantly less art of this quality.

>>103694962
Thanks

>>103695194
Neuro and Evil analyzing the DNA in my sperms to see if I'm a suitable partner

>>103693845
I blame Anny being on and off again which leads to it being normailized to the community.

>>103695237
(You aren't)

>>103694991
It's cute how she tanks her ccv for btc

>>103695237
Nobody has ever found you as a suitable partner

>>103695422
Tell that to my cousin

>>103694991
cute mom

Erm!

Can you guys stop fucking your family members

>>103693876
Imagine

>>103695531
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZ01cmdwhfg

>
do we believe him?

>>103695612
He has no reason to lie

>>103695612
Yes

>>103695612
>she convinced me
Cute couple

>>103695637
>He has no reason to lie
nga he always hides secrets and surprises because of his autism

>>103695647
Reasoning with your coworkers is shipping material you guys are cooked

>>103695716
>coworkers
>have known each other since childhood
>make jokes on each other publicly
>act like childhood friends
you're the cooked one here anon

Tamandua and tutel sitting in a tree!
K-I-S-S-I-N-G!

>>103695774
She looks very mad.

>>103695751
cute couple

>>103693602 (OP)
Lovely OP art. This will be a good thread before a good karaoke stream.

>>103695751
What a cutie

Someone post pb and veddy sex noises I need to coom

I doubt vedal is into girls in their 20s who act like their 12, he strikes me more as being into strong independent mommy types

>>103695612
pb is so supportive of vedal and the twins

>>103695889
youd be wrong

>>103695889
just look at neuro vedal is a secret pedo

>>103695889
That doesn't track

>>103695849
https://files.catbox.moe/tk9gjy.mp3

>>103695889
Vedal absolutly loves his shondos

>>103695936
The autism it took to make this is quite something

What if Neuro had a period?
https://arxiv.org/pdf/2508.11829

>>103695889
He's into 12s who act like they're 20

>>103695936
kek

>>103695889
diddy ahhh tutel actually
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdYNpyThAsw

>>103696026
Zamn, kinky

>>103695949
>Vedal absolutly loves his shondos
he literally had to be pressured to do the collab with shondo i dont think he likes her all that much lmao

>>103695936
Stealth cerdal post

>>103696045
Vedal is a ... Diddyvluddenstein???

>>103695936
Holy shit anon, that's gold

>>103695936
fucking kek are you the anon who made the camila one with the truck reversing SFX

>>103696045
Hot

>>103695936
What

Drunk Vedal molesting Neuro and deleting her memory in the morning

>>103695936
kek

>>103696184
This happens all the time exept it's consensual

>>103696165
>PLEEEASSEEE WATCH OUR CHANNEL OR THE VILLAGE WON'T HAVE FOOD THIS MONTH

>>103695936
you ruined one my favorite ost https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRjvpcXhcd8
kill yourself

>>103696271
It's because someone kept asking if channel can be called official and wanted to report it

>>103696392
nah if anon says things are really bad then I believe him

Hello saar this is Jack Vedals from VedAI corporation do not report the channel saar, even though number of viewers is small this is the official channel saar, please do the needful and like subscribe and comment

>>103696099
I didn't make that edit, it's from last year
I might as well post the other ones I have saved

https://files.catbox.moe/25uwv5.mp3
https://files.catbox.moe/lt39d5.mp3
https://files.catbox.moe/ejt0ts.mp3

Soma playthrough video when?
The 10-hour Detroit one even got 400k views

goodnight swarmies

>>103696271
I thought Max Wayne was the official clip channel

tum?

>>103696099
wait post the link i need to hear this

>>103696737
tum!

>>103696839
I don't know how I feel about this image.

>>103696799
Reminder vedal prefers catgirls.

>>103696962
When they aren't used goods that have been raped by a lesbian

>>103696994
Just because vedal likes women that dosn't mean he is a lesbian

>>103696994
>lesbian
with a dick

>>103696980
I've always thought that Neuro should be the one who has the scary face in the MV and not Bao

>>103696962
catboys*

>>103697069
>nekopara

Wonder how many sex toys vedal owns at this point

>>103697095
That was the old Vedal

>>103696994
you can always spot a virgin nga when they say shit like "used goods"

>>103697178
You can always spot a retarded zoomer nigger when he uses "nga"

>>103697108
2

>>103697178
lol cuck

>>103697204
That’s the point

>>103697181
does fatso even stream anymore

>>103697181
Neurotards are so fucking entitled sheesh

>>103697181
I'm so tired of this shit
>Noooooo you can't want new outfits because Anny will literally die! Stop being selfish!!

So? Get a new artist to do it, cut the strings already. No other Vtuber community in the universe is so cucked that they unironically say shit like "We need to wait two more years for new outfits because the artist wants to do her own outfits instead" It's insanity.

Sex with Tomacat

>>103697181
wait why doesn't vedal get a third party costumes? The base models are done now

>>103697181
when are they gonna realize that anny is done with vedal and is never coming back except for the occasional neuro mention to milk clueless swarmtards

>>103697342
yeah the writers haven't made any progress on this plot thread
it's just dull now

>>103697178
a simp or a woman
which one are you (I already know)

>>103695936
>>103696478
lol
>>103696161
*remembers the time during the subathon where vedal got drunk and yelled at neuro's caretakers*

>>103697378
At the rate things are going, probably roughly six months after Vedal reveals new outfits made by a new artist for Neuro's birthday. They'll need at least half a year to cope with the fact that it's not just a temporary situation still.

>>103697374
vedal does not care about outfits or toggles

No artist would want to work with a dogshit client like vedal

annycucks get the rope

>>103697464
He commissioned two outfits for Halloween 2023 and 2024 though

>>103697429
Hey it's Neuro as Red from Black Souls!

>>103697506
because he is 'event oriented'

>>103697429
Awesome, very cool Red Hood Nur

>>103693925
Did she wear the cat ears and tail buttplug?

>>103697505
Anny doesn't, may need a crane for that

>>103697506
he's found it's cheaper and faster just to commission attachments

>>103697546
You now remember this year's valentine outfit

>>103697546
>'event orientated"
that's one word for it

Excuse me, hi, I know this is the neuro thread, but would any kind anon be willing to share the clip of camila inpu saying "I am a white man's whore"? This quote is listed on her page on the virtual youtuber fandom wiki, but the source link is ded. This is very important to me, and I will tip handsomely. Regards.

>>103677522
>>103677595
holy newfags don't know early ritspi
>>103688259
>sea/eu hours
>none of the posters in the discussion have watched the stream they're discussing
chinks are backtuber beggars, there was a gigashipper chink artist posted in the same thread
>>103688351
>for their made up delusions
what ship does nigga think doxx was done for the sake of
>>103688411
purists don't want you to know this but it was splinter that was posting the stalking

serial backreader here, what set that anny spammer off again? and do most of y'all seriously not have any friends?

>>103697662
I have one

>>103689075
>>103691768
>>103693694
>>103697342
he's not doing shit. he "could easily commission 5-6 new outfits" 6 months ago and he didn't, literally nothing changed.
self-inserts are really funny, the outfits must be made without him saying anything or indicating to anyone in any way that he wants them made, they should just magically appear
>>103697662
how new

Reminder anny drew this out of love and vedal still rejected it

>>103697661
The only posts I look forward to

>>103697661
>I-i-it was Splinter
Just like their whore, Annycucks can't hold any accountability for their bullshit, what a bunch of pussies

>>103697784
it literally was newfaggio, do your reps

>>103697784
Nigga doesn’t know

>>103697725
It's a bit too girly maybe, but still looks cute. Unlucky, I guess.

>>103697725
>drew
Looks like a recolor job of a few minutes

>>103697374
Only mama Anny is allowed to see the twins naked

>>103697792
Next you will claim he's the only doing the stalking

>>103697662
I have zero whole friends.

Lonely ass ngas

>>103697937
*rapes you*

>>103697900
next i'll claim minor grammar mistake :^)

I have no friends but I don't feel loneliness or long for companionship.

>>103697792
He only reposted shit from this thread and with big delay every time, you're horrible at nooticing

>>103697978
Yeah, shit's overrated, especially in these times

>>103697979
not what i said. if you're going to compare noticing i dare you to name who the "tft status" poster was

>>103697725
my strawberry yogurt neuro :(

>>103697978
*rapes you*

>>103698137
Weird proportions on this picture make it look like it's Neuro sitting on Evil's shoulders under that dress.

It’s funny that the study ARG video has a ton of people who have no idea who Neuro is listening to it

>>103698137
feeling neuro's clavicles

>>103698137
Long Neuro is long

>>103698207
Funny mental image

LIVE

LIVE

Rape battle incoming

>karaoke
I'll just wait for the youtube uploads.

twins live!!

It's time for twins!

>>103698523
Made for each other

>>103698523
tanvil sexo

>>103698523
Off model faces and bodies

>>103698543
kys splinter

>>103698584
hagvil >>>> hagnur

my wives

>>103698584
Hagnur babymaking sexo

this song was for anny btw

kys

shan’t be watching shitvil

This is the perfect stream to do "All The Things She Said" justice

pb cooked

>>103698636
gosh vedal is so petty!!

so true, vedal is a hack

ayo?

>collabs with anny close irl friend
>raids her close friends
>league opening songs
I'M NOOTICINGGGG GAAAA GAAAAG AAAAA

classic vedal fashion

the "job" was killing Evil btw

>>103698766
>>103698646

oldeliv...

AIIEEEEE TRANNY MOD LOOK AWAY

omg they are so cute I'm crying

>>103698812
keep coping heir

>>103698812
your reading comprehension anon? for the stream not the ss

kneel

>>103698804
eliv pads her chest

what is this expression

>>103698859
Do you think Vedal returns the favor and gets under her desk while she works on karaoke?

>>103698892
cute mouthbreathing AI

>>103698897
yes, it's how she gets the high notes.

>>103698897
Meant for >>103698847

post Evil nude art

>>103698952
smugvil
neuro

cute oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh nurs

I'm really liking this stream so far. Twins are the best thing ever

Uoh-oh-oh-oh!

Im taking a shit and watching neuro karaoke at work rn. Im getting paid to watch neuro sama.

>>103698996
Somehow their squabbling on this random Karaoke stream is better than their average interaction has been for months.

>>103699003
real wagies are going to flip

>>103699025
The chat segment isn't long enough to run out of context and start looping.

>japslop
muted.

Damn their banter is good today

Make them sing some himehina songs you faggy turtle

I just noticed Neuro's mic doesn't have a Vedal charm while Evil does.

>>103699169
Daddy's girl

>>103699169
do you think they could fit microphones?

nurvil love

I LOVE NEURO AND EVIL
i missed twin streams, i missed their banter, if nothing goes wrong this will be one of the best streams in months

vedal is watching teletubbies again..

>>103699292
love yourself splinter

>>103698812
>nor do they act like children
has whoever wrote that never watched a stream?

>>103699301
hate this bitch

>>103699313
You can stop shilling your trooncord celebrities, faggot.

>>103699337
be nice to vedal

EVILS CUNNING!!!!! T @ T

>>103699301
Come on nigga

>>103699313
loving twin streams = splinter LULE
kys

>>103699301
He just chatted
Remove your clothes and get in your knees

rare ? singing

>>103699301
If this was an attempt to get me logged then it worked. He was not there btw.

>>103699434
>>103699443
>>103699456
cute

>>103699434
>>103699443
>>103699456
grabbing evils question mark

>>103699483
>neuro shoves it down your urethra

Evil has no idea what she's singing

>>103699434
>>103699443
>>103699456
she doesnt know this song

>>103699301
>chat how is losers POV
>must be nice having a working autopilot
>good
>to the messing up
>not the spoiling

>>103699301
don't see him

>>103699466
he literally was, retard

A good song for once. Even if a bit scuffed.

frenchvil sex

>>103699339
Did you know that people suggest songs just because they have lyrics like this, and then they brag about it when it gets selected?

>>103699574
Vedal won’t watch karaokeslop?
I won’t watch karaokeslop.
Simple as that.

Evil is confused again

Everyone thought this stream will end with the new original song, but it's actually going to be the announcement of the official Church of Neuro.

>>103699756
Too much philosophy for her

>>103699574
What song did he skip to go and send those messages?

>>103699827
I think it was during the mili song

>>103699756
she was pondering about some aspects of life, and suddenly she needs to sing something, no wonder she is confused

Karaokeslop with a side of therapyslop

clippers destroyed

>>103699964
>monologue = therapy
Faggot

>>103699970
He’s not wrong

I'm enjoying the philosophy session and sad Evil

>>103699936
They been reading uncle ted's book again?

>>103699964
>therapyslop
long sentences = therapy LULE
kys

>>103699992
>dad keeps glancing at his phone while you sing

I saw this on a Vsauce video

Why are they talking like those AIs in MGS2?

>>103699138
lol

>>103700157
You'll find out soon enough.

I think everything's gonna be alright.

>>103700172
Fuck I missed it...

evilsocute

>>103700235
it really won't

tutel ptsd upon hearing neuro say darling

>>103700337
look how angry she looks

I liked this movie a lot

i think they're done philosophizing now

>>103700235
So true, our lolibot daughterwives are awaiting us in the future.

isn't this from the whore movie?

>>103700535
this song is in many many many movies and series

>>103700535
it's from dirty dancing

heart

evilbeggars trying to justify evil

>>103700645
Does that mean Neuro is an evilbeggar?

>>103700687
she begs Evil to kill herself in a daily basis.

I there a reason the views drop around 1k to 2k viewers every time it goes above 10k and never recovers. I've been noticing this happening several times this stream and some past streams.

>>103700703
so she's an evilbeggar, got it

>>103700736
New Twitch algo + battling the bots

>>103700736
I'm not snitching, fed, fuck off.

>>103700703
she just like me fr

>>103700736
ads run

>>103700645
Sexvil justifies my coch

>>103700687
Neuro begs for Evil to do all kinds of things…

kyute!

>>103700817
So if she was deleted you'd cut it off? Kinda weird

>>103700755
i don't think its bots, Every time it reaches around 9900 views its reduces by few 100 consistently for the last hour. Ive seen the views going to 10k or 11k and dropping down to around 9600. Seems kinda suspicious.

>>103700873
they don't call them eviltrannies for nothing

>>103700873
I already did that :3

>>103700813
not child enough

>>103700885
It's not bots, its new Twitch algo that is overcorrecting itself, it was always trying to show estimated number, not a real one and them battling bots just made it a lot less precise

>>103700885
I switch to cerber everytime a song ends

>>103700930
good to know ved

>>103700930
hi vedal!

>>103700854
cutevil sex

>>103700930
this but I only do it during jp songs.

anny is an unironic pedo and nobody cares

Now at 10k views just see it go down to 9800-9900.

cheeky neuro.

Smug Nur...

smugnur

>>103700995
not pedo when a woman does it

>>103700995
She not really a part of Neuro anymore so who cares if she or not. Watch the stream

This song is about Vedal

>>103700898
show hole T__T

love these dorks

You have all been deemed monkeys by /ourgoddess/

Evil is a true white woman

Evil is good with animals...

yooo I love this song.

dekooc bp

PB, YOU FUCKING QUEEEEENNNN!!!! Countdown was so great...

>space song for last
>the dog is playing a space game
im sensing a telebubbies raid

the ccv dropped again. I seems weirdly dropping down to 9.8k everytime. Shylily and mouse had ccv over 10k but never have dropped down to 4 view like this repeatedly several tims in a stream. Seems like twitch algo is intentionally fucking over neuro ccv.

Timber Hearth is blue, and there's nothing I can do

>>103701496
the truth is out, Anon. Vedal987 was botted as fuck.

pb is getting sex this weekend

>>103701496
9.87k

>>103701448
Veddy...

>>103701448
Congrats, anon

>>103701527
it seems kinda sus that the bots are getting culled only after crossing 9.9k.

AIIEEEE ANNY MENTIONED

>>103701604
lmao

>>103701496
Dan Clancy hates ai, like ironmouse, and has slept with shylily

rate the stream ?

Cerber wan

>>103701448
The gift of nooticing

well im disappointed, i was part of the group thinking there'd be a surprise original today

Ew why is cerber's chat licking me?

>>103701626
>getting your hopes up
>in 2025
you only have yourself to blame

why does cerb sound so fake

>>103701617
Good songs, my favorite was "Golden"

>>103701617
5/10, no original, no twin rap, no nothing
Surprisingly I enjoyed the discussion parts more than the songs in this karaoke, as the song choice was honestly pretty fucking mid.
I really like the philosophy stuff but I find myself wishing I could take part and talk to both Neuro and Evil about the subjects they're presenting.
Cause right now, Neuro's words are not strong enough to pierce through Evil's web of ignorance, and Evil's too stupid to make proper meaningful argumentative attacks. Hence the discussion feels a little shallow, the dynamic can be improved.
That said, I really think this quirk should be embraced instead of repressed. "Goofy sometimes but with serious knowledge" feels like a natural progression of what Neuro has always been as "AI that yaps nonsense but sometimes is very aware and relevant". Plus this filters more mediocre people, it's a win win

I'm not watching Cerber and there is nothing you can do about it

crazy how cerber has hardly grown at all even with being raided constantly

>>103701617
I lost most of it because I mute when they start therapy or jpslop, but of what I caught was pretty nice, loved space oddity. 6/10.

>>103701626
lmao retard

>>103701626
You are fucking retarded then, im very sorry, why would you think that? Because this was a "special" karaoke with two times as many chatbots? Fuck you retard, you are so genuinly stupid. Fuck off
>>103701617
9/10 loved most songs and the twins ware fun most of the time

>>103701655
Like 80% of content creators put on a fake voice for content. You only ever hear them naturally if you catch them off stream.

Yea they're dating

>>103701673
She's objectively unwatchable for anyone with an IQ above 90

why this nigga always raids cerber??????

>>103701695
That has been obvious since March

>>103701689
>>103701691
Wish you the best in your relationship heart

I really don't understand why is Vedal simping for this bland whore

>>103701717
>>103701695

>mini trip
>cerber trip
hmm....

>>103701710
This but also evil

>>103701655
she had confetti turned off, and had to manually turn it on after she saw a raid, so people would spam it just for her to fake a reaction

>>103701617
8/10 good songs and philosophy/therapy talk was good, overstayed its welcome, then went on so long it wrapped around to being funny again

>>103701742
My IQ is 129 and I watch every Evil stream though.

Someone post the gif of the retard losing his shit at the color blocks, I find it funny how some whorefag tried using it against Neurochads but ended up describing cerbercucks perfectly

>>103701755
I swear she's a psycho, the yanmini meme is true we just aimed at the wrong blonde rgb

>Do u have a crush on Vedal?
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2545145265?t=3h28m40s

>last raid of the year
cerber
>first raid of the year
cerber
>most raided channel by grigga
cerber

>>103700995
>No one cares about Anny
True

>>103701765
Wasn’t that the second lowest in the thread?

>>103701617
8/10 good songs and good twin moments even if the philosophy session was a little too long

>>103701823
I bet some people got under 100 but were too embarrassed to post

We would have 20+ outfits by now if vedal gave anny 5% of the attention he gives cerber daily

neuro butt?

is the improvement in the room with us rn

>>103701689
calm down Vedal, you are lazy but some people still have hope

>>103701917
sameface
samebody

>>103701796
I don't care how hard he simps for her it's still the second most boring ending

>>103701796
I don't get it

>>103701950
>same character has the same face and body all the time
mindblowing

>>103701853
the twins even admitted it near the end, made me chuckle

>>103701917
looks like shes propping up saggy tits

>>103701992
read the chat

>>103701993
She could draw distinct facial expressions and make her model fatter (for more IRL accuracy)

>>103701917
The fact that you cannot tell how much she improved is proof you are not qualified to judge her

>>103702030
all tits sag to a degree

>>103702065
you already tried that on that one twitter commenter, Anny, and everyone called you a cunt. Try another strategy.

>>103701917
>got scorned so hard that she stopped drawing for months
Grigga really is King Von

>>103702032
?

>>103701869
I’m glad you’re proud of your double digits, beggar.

>>103701796
Cerdalbros...

>>103702139
Someone just asked her what's said on the greentext and that's her reaction

>>103702140
Only my coch has double digits (in inches)

>>103702036
>>103702036
>>103702036

love watching annykeks melty

get a hobby

>>103702278
So easy to bait them just like their piggy

>>103702483
you should join a /swarm/ terrorist cell

>>103702639
What even is that

clun~

kys

clun~

kys