Thread 103694322

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▼ Lia 鈴香アシェリア (EN)
https://twitter.com/rinkouashelia | https://youtube.com/RinkouAshelia | https://twitch.tv/asheliarinkou
▼ Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ (JP)
https://twitter.com/UtataneNasa | https://youtube.com/UtataneNasa | https://twitch.tv/utatanenasa
▼ Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり (JP + EN)
https://twitter.com/hakushikaiori | https://youtube.com/HakushikaIori | https://twitch.tv/iorihakushika
▼ Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ (EN)
https://twitter.com/fujikurauruka | https://youtube.com/FujikuraUruka | https://twitch.tv/fujikurauruka
▼ Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる (JP)
https://twitter.com/shisuimichiru | https://youtube.com/ShisuiMichiru | https://twitch.tv/michiru_shisui
▼ Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ (EN + JP)
https://twitter.com/tenmamaemi | https://youtube.com/TenmaMaemi | https://twitch.tv/tenma
▼ Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ (EN)
https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa | https://youtube.com/PipkinPippa| https://twitch.tv/pippa
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▼ Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美 (EN)
https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumi | https://youtube.com/KanekoLumi | https://twitch.tv/kanekolumi
▼ Fuura Yuri ふうら百合 (EN) [Terminated]
Archive: https://youtube.com/@TheNationalFuuraYuriArchive
▼ Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー (EN)
https://twitter.com/dizzydokuro | https://youtube.com/@dizzydokuro | https://twitch.tv/dizzydokuro
▼ Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー (EN)
https://twitter.com/jellyhoshiumi | https://youtube.com/@jellyhoshiumi | https://twitch.tv/jellyhoshiumi
▼ Ember Amane 天音エンバー (EN)
https://twitter.com/emberamane | https://youtube.com/@EmberAmane | https://twitch.tv/emberamane
▼ Clio Aite クリオ・アイテ (EN)
https://twitter.com/ClioAite | https://youtube.com/@ClioAite | https://twitch.tv/clioaite
▼ MariMari_EN マリマリ (EN)
https://twitter.com/MARIMARI_EN | https://youtube.com/@MARIMARI_EN | https://twitch.tv/marimari_en
▼ Eepy Sleepy イーピー・スリーピー (EN)
https://twitter.com/EepySleepyCh | https://www.youtube.com/@EepySleepyCh | https://twitch.tv/EepySleepy
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▼ Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス (EN)
https://twitter.com/Remilia_Nephys | https://youtube.com/RemiliaNephys | https://twitch.tv/remilianephys
▼ Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ (EN)
https://twitter.com/ChisakaAiri | https://youtube.com/ChisakaAiri | https://twitch.tv/chisakaairi
▼ Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな (EN)
https://twitter.com/AmanogawaShiina | https://youtube.com/AmanogawaShiina | https://twitch.tv/amanogawashiina
▼ Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ (EN)
https://twitter.com/HimemiyaRie | https://youtube.com/HimemiyaRie | https://twitch.tv/himemiyarie
▼ Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ (EN)
https://twitter.com/ErinaMakina | https://youtube.com/ErinaMakina | https://twitch.tv/erinamakina
▼ Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ (EN)
https://twitter.com/komachipanko | https://youtube.com/KomachiPanko | https://twitch.tv/komachipanko
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▼ Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ (EN)
https://twitter.com/RunieRuse | https://youtube.com/@RunieRuse | https://twitch.tv/RunieRuse
▼ Eimi Isami 勇エイミ (EN)
https://twitter.com/eimiisami | https://youtube.com/@eimiisami | https://twitch.tv/eimiisami
▼ Muu Muyu むうむゆ (EN)
https://twitter.com/Muu_Muyu | https://youtube.com/@MuuMuyu| https://twitch.tv/MuuMuyu
▼ Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな (EN)
https://twitter.com/HikanariHina | https://youtube.com/@HikanariHina | https://twitch.tv/HikanariHina
▼ Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス (EN) [Hort]
https://twitter.com/sayasairroxs | https://youtube.com/@sayasairroxs | https://twitch.tv/sayasairroxs
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▼ Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ (JP)
https://twitter.com/kannagiloki | https://youtube.com/@kannagiloki |
▼ Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり (JP)
https://twitter.com/kokoromomemory | https://youtube.com/@kokoromomemory_ | https://twitch.tv/kokoromomemory
▼ Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ (JP)
https://twitter.com/grampico_ | https://youtube.com/@grampico | https://twitch.tv/grampico
▼ Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ (JP)
https://twitter.com/ayaseyuuu | https://youtube.com/@ayaseyuu | https://twitch.tv/ayaseyuu_
▼ Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ (EN + JP)
https://twitter.com/kaminariclara_ | https://youtube.com/@kaminariclara | https://twitch.tv/kaminariclara

Previous Thread: >>103689826

>>103694322 (OP)
Big borg big bun

>>103694322 (OP)
Fatkin Fupa

>>103694322 (OP)
>3 other talents live
>Pippa bake

Learn to make threads before making them

Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

Loki's model is really pretty, like her.

Notorious B.U.N.
Two seats on a plane
Exceeds the weight on an elevator chain
She's sauced up, she doesn't eat her nuggets plain
She does a double dip, and then she licks her fingers clean
Notorious B.U.N.

I really can't wait until all the races just mix together so we can get over these petty divisions and work together.

Tenma should get an e-reader. It makes it really easy to look up dictionaries for words you don't understand.

Hag sex

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

>>103694157

"I'm flat."

>>103694513
Amazing

>>103694489
Is it integrated locally hosted? My e-reader is pretty old and rooted so none of that

>>103694513
lora is a bit unsettling to me, I liked the wet Airi one better

>>103694513
She's canonically Shiina shaped, after all.

>>103694412
2 of them are japs that noone watches and tenma streams all the time

>>103694569
I picked up a kobo one. did have to login once with a throwaway email. Thats it. Dictionary works offline.

>>103694489
She still doesn’t understand a lot of phrases and vocabulary

Cuckies will shit their pants in this thread as well

>>103694602
You're really trying to argue that nobody watches Yuu or Loki lmao

>>103694631
We should all laugh at Spooki.

>>103694674
my bad she looked like she was asking for it

Why did Dizzy make Lumi lie to cover her?

She didn't scam me, I received all of the donothon rewards I paid for, my money was not wasted.
She also didn't cuck me, YOU ARE DELUSIONAL.

>>103694672
I think it's better to laugh at schizo cuckies who still think he even exists

>>103694575
I didn't use a lora. This Illustrious model just vaguely knows who she is because it has updated *booru tags are in the latent. AI is weird like that.

Pippa "Fat Liar" Pipkin.

>>103694714
Why did she slaughter Globie?

Pippa "Fat Lips" Pipkin.

>>103694743
Add the drunk part.

>no one appreciated my lyrics
I think my macaroni art deserved a place on the fridge, actually.

Which stream is this anon referring to?

>>103694017
>lies
>scams viewers
>cucks you

>>103694733
I think it's better to laugh at (You) who always wants to protect Spooki and hide his existence.

>>103694726
Where is Lumi's cat?

>>103694776
This one
>>103694785

>globie imploding
>do nothing
>stay afloat

>>103694346
I'd cum on pizza

>>103694743
Pippa "chubby chaser" Pipkin

>>103694825
who?

>>103694602
Yuu & Loki are life (And sex).

Didn't Clio send a photo of herself to Lumi?

We should start depicting all of phase as very fat.
When the other talents inevitably ask why we will reveal that it was to be inoffensive because if we only depicted pippa as fat it would hurt her feelings.

>check Runies NSFW tag
>top result is POV blacked NTR
>commissioned by a Gumi
https://x.com/heratic_nsfw/status/1914648402891075923

>>103694867
Yes, dressed as her old model for a fashion review stream.

>>103694862
Blue Pippa's old corpo

>>103694790
uh oh cuckie melty

>>103694863
ok I'll let you do the next bake about them

>>103694501
Which stream is this image from?

Pippa should eat more.

>>103694903
What do you mean? Spooki is the prototypical cuckie.

>>103694812
I'm confused, I thought anon was posting about Shiina

Say something nice about her.

Troons painting over the doros

>>103694960
Nice tits

>>103694926
And become bulimic

Green woman, nice

>>103694960
I like Jan-ken-pon game at the end of her streams

>>103694905
One or both will probably be done streaming by then :(

Do Loki and Yuu hate each other?

>>103694465
ah. A subscriber to the Lemmy philosophy I see

>>103694960
Very entertaining and professional

>>103694968
Make your own version of the site and delete all troon flags that cover phase connect members.

>>103694894
Uhhh, link?

>>103694960
SEX

Yuu & Loki double paizuri!

>>103694893
Heratic is kinda rootless desu, I thought he was a Runatic until he showed up in other girls' streams.

>>103694968
>flags are fine if it's these ones
I knew that thing was a joke when it required the social credit login

>>103694894
>>103695011
I thought she clarified that wasn't actually her just a very similar fit because she wasn't as stacked as the girl in the pic

are the capipis okay

>>103695058
Never were.

>>103695004
nta but in my opinion we're still just cavemen but with more neuroses.

>>103695029
He's got Lumi's oshi marks

Trust Da Michi
Love Da Michi
Believe in Da Michi

>>103694465
jew

Uh... why is Yuu so exposed

>>103695121
piston da michi
mating press da michi
impregnate da michi

>>103694905
good input, CEO of baking

OW sprays are so depressing

>>103695121
I respect da Michi for not giving a fuck and doing whatever she wants but I still won't watch GTA.

>>103695132
We'll never get to outer space if we're so obsessed with skin color.

>>103695197
>civil wars never existed

>>103694995
as far as I know no. The collabs they've had are very fun

>>103695219
Eliminating racial conflict at the source prevents a lot of that.

>>103695187
This. It's boring and repetitive, but cool that she finds it fun. The Mirari collabs are fun on the other hand

>>103695133
The 3 big JPs (Yuu, Loki and Clara) have stagnated in terms of new subs, a little bit of exposed skin ought to change that.

>>103695074
I mean more or less. The difference between me and most people is that I think that's ultimately more interesting than any conception of man as some divine or special animal. We are apes gifted with the intelligence needed to resist the urge to be apes. Seeing an ape that looks different from you and wigging out is ultimately just another expression of that. That said we should still all "screw eachother blind until we're all coffeeish" (in the wise words of Lemmy, RIP) but that's largely because I want an excuse to creampie a large number of cute brown women.

>>103695058
No capipi is butthurt by her actions after this long. All you see here are larpers.

>>103695245
Ever hear of colorism?

>Clio is standing in front of the window looking at some guy getting beat up
>sneak up
>lift her in the air
>she laughs and asks you to stop
>decline
>starts kicking the air and continues laughing
>finally put her down
>both of you slowly stop laughing
>gives you a kiss
>you and Clio stand there for a while
>looks you in the eyes
>"Want to do "it"?"

>>103695263
Speaking of Clara, is she really considered a JP even though she streams more in English than Japanese, and even more so than Iori.

>>103695151
Is she even real? Apparently no one has seen her the entirety of the 4 years phase has been active.


Would still plap michi ghost tho

>>103695311
Oh brother

I am Batman

>>103695314
anon are you okay

>>103695329
She use to meet up with other members irl in first year or two.

>>103695351
No. Im really horny.

>>103695314
>she retreats into the closet retrieving an 8.5" black dildo with strap-on harness

>>103695348
moar liek battyman lmoa

>>103695310
you arent smart

>>103695348
oh like updog

>>103695376
Poor lil starknight...

>>103695351
>YWN be fed popsicles in the countryside by your cute dragon gf

no I'm not ok

Can Ozempric be covered as a buisness expense. Asking for a friend.

whoever was in here genning sleepy the other day.
please more.

>>103695447
yes pippa

>>103695447
You don't want to take ozempic, has a ton of side effects including organ damage

>>103695456
I'm more interested in who the fuck commissioned these. You promised you would drop them anon.
It's been weeks
Please...

Happy Birthday Hime

>>103695515
Being fat also has a ton of side effects

>>103695444
>YWN go drifting in the Japanese mountains with Nasa as your passenger princess

It is what it is

>>103695515
>t. McDonald's

>>103695554
Enjoy blindness. Literally cut calories

>>103695628
I'm not fat but most fat people are not going to lose weight naturally, if they ever had any discipline they wouldn't be fat

TRANSPORT, MOTORWAYS, AND TRAMLINES

Which phase girl is the most likely to hate blowjobs, because they are "trashy"?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HIME!

>>103695711
planes trains and plantains

Erina's laugh reminds me too much of Elira's

>>103695802
Mmm, spicy plantain chips...

>>103695841
silence heathen

Is sleepy Scottish/Northern English? The cadence with how she says certain things sounds like something I've only heard them do.

>>103695798
Happy 19th birthday

imagine watching kurosanji
yikes

>>103694602
>noone
kill yourself, subhuman

>>103695890
I don't care much about Clara, but this is my current favorite ritualpost

>>103695197
You're a retard but sadly not wrong on this one

>>103695877
Stop.

>>103695862
>>103695897
They should make out I think

>>103695841
Erina should seduce shotas like Elira

>>103695872
Scottish on her mom's side.

Assuming I won the lottery, would Pippa Pipkin honor her words and marry me for $50M?

>>103696006
source??

>>103696028
Did she say she'd marry anyone for that? What if she just divorce rapes?

>>103696028
Yes its not even a question

Erina should seduce me.

>>103696059
From an anon at /vtai/ who regularly makes Elira /ss/

>>103696059
https://litter.catbox.moe/eksj07h4hlwpd8bk.png
/vtai/ they're even making shit move it's cwazy

Pippa has transformed into a bacon double stack with a slice of pineapple and a1 sauce slathered on the potato bread bun. Sweet potato french fries with cinnamon butter cream for dipping. And a whole kosher dill pickle on the side.
Do you:
>a: eat the pickle first, followed by the fries, finishing up with the burger
>b: eat the fries and burger together, and finishing with the pickle
>c: eat the fries, then eating the burger with bites of pickle for additional flavor
>d: switch it up - pico style

>>103696144
>>103696176
omg thank u so much

what's with the "/" to stop the tag. I've seen this a few times. Is it a courteous thing?

Do you think some phasers lust over young boys unironically? Seems unlikely.

>>103696189
Eat the burger and give the fries and pickles to other nations to establish diplomatic relations.

>>103696299
they don't call her the diddler for nothin

>>103696299
Ember & Dizzy were on the island (as customers)

>>103696299
I can imagine some phasers (like Iori or Dizzy) fantasize about it, not sure about full on lusting though.

>>103696307
>>103696352
>>103696365
What's the appeal of young boys?

God, i want my auntie (Dizzy) to teach me about jerking off...

>>103696297
Yeah it's so whoever was supposed to be @'d doesn't get bombarded with notifications when everyone else likes, retweets and replies to it

>>103696398
Probably get off to this >>103696421 , idk

what are you going to personally do to help Clio fight off her old woman loneliness?

>>103696387
This is a bit much man she could get arrested in Canada.

>>103696299
Ok being fr I don't think anyone is actually attracted to them irl. Possibly a fetish/fantasy they have but it stops there phase.

Now, i like her but I've never been able to look at senchou the same way ever since I saw that one clip where she admitted she thought about irl boys while she had access to them. Like that's messed up yo.. fucked up, like wtf. And no one seems to remember.

>>103696445
Wait, so they ALSO want to teach young boys how to masturbate? How the fuck am i a virgin, then. Why can't we, as a society, allow older women to have sex with young boys?
>almost zero chances of getting pregnant even without condoms
>improves the connection between generations
>hags get sex
>young studs get sex
>less chances of people seeing sex as something sacred and unobtainable

>>103696446
Bend her over her desk

>>103696475
>Why can't we, as a society, allow older women to have sex with young boys?
It's literal pedophilia

>>103696498
And? You should think about the spirit of law, not the letter, man. If a boy ends up in a better place after that, what's the problem?

>>103694960
Ladies that laugh at horror games are cool and fun.

>>103696498
black boys get it from they mommas an aunties all the time, they lawd

>>103694322 (OP)
Not beating the allegations, phasebros.

>>103696609
4XLKnights*

>>103696609
Isn't that hoodie a little girly

>>103696560
a better place is growing up to be able to obtain shit by yourself, not getting hand-me-down barn pussy from some hag

>>103696667
I disagree. Any coach worth his salt will show you the basics, so you won't waste time reinventing the wheel.

Grim

>>103696609
wao

Sexaphone

I think Michiru is pretty neet.

>>103696176
EVEN THE AI IS ESL

>>103696845
Do you actually watch Michiru or did you just need someone to latch on to for ritualposting?

>>103696609
>Due to popular request

Kek!

So what was Loki's job before Phase?

>>103696812
Wemi is silly and sexy enough to make you cum hands free with a phone sex.

>>103696689
its about wasting time, and about reinventing the wheel, you are meeting someone's sexuality and discovering your own, fucking auntie with da training wheels on won't help you live your love life

>>103696609
I look like this and say shit like this whenever I see muyu, Jelly, wemi, panko, memory, and shiina

>>103697042
Muyu wishes all her viewers looked like that

>>103696987
I wasn't talking about love.

>>103696969
Giving me nursing handjobs

>>103697042
This makes lolicons hard

>>103696949
I watch her when she is not streaming GTA.

>>103697165
So you don't watch Michiru

Still can't believe that Muyu probably looks like her model, but a little bit chubbier.

>>103697447
Tail included?

>>103697165
>GTA streams are le bad
You don't love Michiru.

>>103697140
You joke but several Phasers have called Loki "least pure" in the company

>>103694995
What?
They were friend before phase, maybe more than just friends, they talked about their first time meeting and that it was "love" at first sight

>>103697447
CUTE

AND

FUNNY

>>103697447
She's brown

Thinking about Eimi’s pink nipples

>>103697587
she is pure, pure sex

>>103697447
>>103697465
>>103697610
>finally meet Muyu irl
>short
>no ass
>no tits
>no hips
>chubby
>built like a log
>sounds like a child
>anxious, shakes in fear, when you sneeze
>sends you memes instead of talking
>scared of intimacy
>at some point will be too reliant on you and won't be able to sleep without you
>brown

Yuu is cute!

>>103697685
Sounds perfect glad she is my oshi.

>>103697447
Most of them look like their model at least a little bit, Panko is the only one that really doesn't look like her model that I know of.

>>103697685
Posts like these make me think that a man's ideal woman is a child. Both in body and spirit.

>>103697644
And she worships white boys

>>103697757
what did he mean by this chat

>>103697685
>pop the hardest boner known to mankind, lose all ability to reason and jump on top of her

>>103697748
have you seen the new maidsly

>Muyu tries giving you a blowjob
>scrapes your penis
>can barely fit the tip without gagging
>try to have normal sex
>have to stop halfway through
>says that going further hurts

>>103697742
>Most of them look like their model
Ember doesnt have those giant ass fucking tits but she is perfect the way she is. Hime has smaller tits and pippa is fatter. Dumbass comment

I LOVE Ember but she would probably HATE me which only make me LOVE her more!
any docs around, what's the name of this mental condition?

>>103697823
honestly kind of hot especially if she finishes before you and gives you a two handed courtesy handjob afterwards

>>103697823
Thick hands feel good jacking you off they're extra soft it'll be fine even if she snuggles to take my bwc.

>>103697878
Dad?

>>103697878
No way this picture is real

>>103697865
BPD maybe? Attachment issues?

https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

Trust hour?!?!

>>103697757
Kodomo no Jikan oneshotted me

>>103697853
I was thinking facewise

>>103697912
Have a friend who turned lolicon for almost 9 years after reading it then it metastasized into loving traps when sites started banning it, now 15 years later he's back to normal

>>103697891
>search the picture
Wtf

>>103697823
I dated a woman who is 4'11" and couldn't handle going past halfway

lumi needs to be

>>103697998
Beaten up

>>103697985
>YWN have a pet beeal

...

>>103697990
I thought pussies can stretch

Lumi never lies

>>103697477
>Check stream
Michiru is sitting in a room talking to randos
>Check stream 3 hours later
Michiru is still sitting in the same room talking to randos
Yes, GTA streams are bad.

>>103698057
Some women don't want to go through the pain of attempting to blow out their hole and maybe they want to remain tight

White girl summer status?

Biggest gooner in Phase?

Lumi needs an orgasm to calm down

>>103698080
Point stands, bud. You don't love her.

>>103698121
My maple tree already lost all of its leaves, it's SO Over!

>>103698121
That's why you should always go for white women.
>>103698057
>>103698112

>>103697644
Maybe in her soul, but her skin is white as snow.

this nigger's a newfag

being white sucks, you get to blush when your stressed, aroused and all of that, everyone knows what your thinking and they all make fun of you, it's like having a boner on your face, I NEED yellow/brown genes for my childrens!
[Phase Connect]

>>103698270
this nigger is a chatbot plant by Lumi herself.

>>103697898
Cuck

>>103698270
I still believe this account is some kind of troll

>>103698270
Oh lmao he is actually in these threads sperging about people shitting on him
I thought that was a joke

What kind of men does Dizzy like?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BJ-XtJj-pI

>>103698327
Shut up Nameless

>>103698414
Who do you think the gigantic autist in lemon is?

>>103698142
The “once a day” bear

>>103698415
Underage

What went wrong? How do we save Phase Connect?

I miss blackedClio anon...

>>103698415
Rich

The need to stick it in Runie and leave it inside her so she squeezes it

Dont chase asian girls they say. Marry and reproduce with your own race they say. Meanwhile the kind of shit my white girl wife cooks:

>>103698451
We don't, we keep it small scale so that fishman never gets to sell it to some random fuckboys who are going to ruin everything

>>103698446
>>103698467
Listen to how she talks about men in that clip though
I'm starting to believe she actually likes ugly bastards

>>103698492
Not even enough nutrition to support the growth of a child inside her, terrible wife material.

Lia should do a stream in spanish

jesus christ lumi is easily one of the most menhera girls in phase almost every stream is neurotic melty after neurotic melty

>>103698521
she made some interesting choices in that sims clone game when making a dude

>>103698492
Honestly this is the last stroke for me. Im going to make hapa babies with Rie

>>103698492
>meat and cheese with the side of vegetables
The way god intended. Would marry.

>>103698492
>Leftover steak

I love femgumis

>>103698532
I keep telling you people, she is the weirdest when you start noticing.

>>103698492
thats normal midwest white girl type cooking

>>103698575
https://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/1914815696871264687

>>103698492
sounds good though, way to tell how much overweight you are without telling

>>103695314
>>103695376
both situations are pretty hot

>>103698492
>shitting on a perfectly balanced and well adjusted meal
Fine, go chase that asian shawty and be happy eating rice with basedsauce for the rest of your life. Bitch.

>>103698575
She seems like the right kind of crazy

>>103698611
LOL
M
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Fleshposting is prohibited in /vt/. Behave and delete the post or i'll have to report that to moderators.

>>103698575
maybe jeetas are okay...but only the pale ones

>>103698626
>basedsauce

>>103698532
https://youtu.be/qRiMifVWyMA?t=3307

>>103698664
debate this

>>103698575
She has brown nipples and butthole.

God damn Ember, that was hot

>>103698701
Now that i think about it, there is no chance Lumi didn't bleach her anus, right?

>>103698679
trouble in paradise?

>>103698611
I dropped Lumi for that

Ember should stream naked

Lumi kinda cute?

>>103698664
announcing a report is against the rules, I'll have to report you for that

Lumi forced me to have sex with her in 2016, when i was just 10 years old. She forced me to dress up as Kirito from Sword Art online and tied me to the bed, where she forced my littleboy penis to get erect and she forcefully inserted it in her pussy.

I think Runie is pretty cool

>>103698926
KWAB

How was the jelly stream

>>103699056
LEAF LOVE

[Lumi news] She will be eaten by a bear

Most people aren't worried about bears until the bear shows up in the middle of the night/

>>103699235
Same with sex. Most people are okay with being virgins, it's the fucking society.

>camping
more like anime NYC

>>103699235
I could beat a bear

>>103695447
you'll just ruin your health and regain all weight back when you drop it
water fasting is the way

>>103699312
that's gay

>>103699312
>check bear penis size to make a joke
>it's around 18.6cm
>but keeps increasing due to improved nutrition (human garbage)

>>103699312
off?

>>103699387
>but keeps increasing due to improved nutrition (human garbage)
lol what?

which phasers are considered breeding materials?

>>103699449
All of them

i could only think of the meme image with pippa's long ass toes

>>103699449
Everyone except Shiina because of her IBS

>>103699449
The ones with the least defective genes

>>103695447
You'll get what is now called "Ozempic Vagina" and the risk of blindness too.

Is Lumi going to sleep in a tent?

>would rather take suspicious drugs for a quick and easy fix than make the slighest effort to work-out or diet
Pippa even thinks like a hopeless fatty
it's so over

Which Phaser would you like to be pegged by on Phasecon 2026?

>>103699729
Erina

>>103699729
Ember

>>103699729
Lia

>>103695447
why are people buying drugs instead of doing the easiest thing in the world and count calories? it is so easy to count calories that you can even get addicted to feeling hungry

>>103699858
>Phase
>Counting

>>103699858
You like counting so much you little nerd? You little dorky nerd bitch cock sleeve should count how many times i bust a nut down your throat

>>103699905
-1

phase diet: your oshi's view count is now your daily calorie intake.

>>103699947
Doremus...

>>103699947
You're going to kill last 2 Michildren

>>103699947
Fat fuck hagstorians...

>>103699947
I should oshi Clio

>>103699996
Kek

[Lumi news] She's NOT Jewish

What would a handjob from Uruka feel like

>>103700090
dropped

>>103700103
cold, clammy, but determined

>>103700103
Awkward at first, but once she gets over her nerves it would turn into the best Handjob of your life.

>>103700103
she'd get too horny like 2 minutes and ask you to fuck her

>>103700103
Her tiny little asian ladyhand has too weak of a grip to make me enjoy her handjob

>>103700103
Flacid when you look at her ugly face

pipkun convinced me that she is, the big nose looks so good on her.

>>103700103
>grabs it firmly, like a lever
>starts yanking it up and down full force
>accidentally hits your balls from time to time
>"Are you cumming yet?"

>>103700279
wtf lol

Saw a woman at the grocery store in a dress and sandals. She wasn’t that pretty. She picked up a bunch of individual yogurts and slammed the fridge door with her foot. I thought of Lumi.

>>103699597
Wait that's real? What the fuck

Im just going to say what we all know. Guys guys give way better hand and blowjobs.

>>103699597
>dnp causes blindness
>ozempic causes blindness
amphetamine bros keep winning

>>103700328
I saw this 6'5 tall white guy with a 5'0 tall asian girl at the store yesterday. I thought of Jelly

>>103700342
nobody was thinking that faggot

>>103700342
my hands are like sandpaper, you wouldnt like them

If all of the phasers became guys, Eimi would definitely have the biggest penis

>>103700442
Eimi is transmasc

>>103700442
would dizzy’s get bigger or smaller as a dude

>>103700442
Hell no, Eimi would have a gross uncut unwashed 5 inch micropenis that also have a girth of 5 inch

>>103700334
that's just the stuff you can see. the fun part is when you get stomach paralysis and whatever food you eat just sits there and starts rotting

>>103700494
out of pure curiosity, is 5 inches considered a micropenis? just asking!

>>103700522
Yes, dont believe what anyone tries to say. It's dicklet cope.

>>103700473
Small lengthwise, super girthy

>>103700342
Makes sense. I have a penis, of course i'd know how to play with it. Im not gay, but theoretically i would know how to give a blowjob.

Who would make the best SPH audios

How is the new urinary asmr she tweeted? Any BJ or licking sounds?

>>103700646
SPH? Sex Pussy Handjob?

>>103700675
Erina fucking autocorrect

Can /pcg/ go one thread without bringing up penises

i bet lumi smells really nice

New Erina members ASMR just dropped

>>103700730
I bet she smells like sauerkraut

>>103700728
too many fujos and faggots

We should euthanize every male in the thread and the penis talk will drop by 100%. Just like with dogs, once you do the snip snip, they wont be horny anymore :3

>>103700730
i want to embrace her from behind and smell whatever expensive ass woman shampoo she uses

Need Erina gf

>>103700522
it's half an inch below western average
and half an inch above eastern average

>>103700867
Not true dogs will still be horny after getting snipped

twitter found a cilo meme
https://x.com/hayasaka_aryan/status/1958250388349714623

>>103700867
Femanon if you euthanize every male they won't get horny but for an entirely different reason. Because they're DEAD

>>103700953
Stop being a dramaqueen, i heard you can reverse it.

>>103700867
Women’s entire sense of humor is poop and farts and penis

>>103700985
Depends on the surgery

>>103700646
Erina.

>>103700985
Sadly, necromancers are very uncommon these days

>>103700105
You cant get your donos back pipkun

>>103700675
A few kisses. No blowjobs unfortunately

>>103700957
why are women with deep voices so sexy

>>103700700
small philipino homosexuals aka half this thread

Was there alot of slime stroking in Erinas member stream or I have to wait for urukas worm stream again?

Seeing stuff like picrel always makes me sad

>>103701275
there's a thousand vtubers just like that

>>103700867
You already took my foreskin, I can’t give any more

>>103701275
I've groomed more 0view chuubas that I can count with my hands.
There is a reason nobody watches them. Literal voids of charisma and they spend 90% of the stream in silence.

>>103701513
>>103701513
>>103701513

>>103701468
TRVTHFLQQD...