Thread 103737554

Fuwamoco streams be like
>Goo Goo Gaa Gaa uguuu waahhhh goo goo wuffians goo goo gaa gaa Bau Bau
>*puts hands on their face* oh weh dih fuwamogo go? weah dih they go?
>*takes hands off face* heah weh ah a goo goo wuffians
>*proceeds to blow raspberries on their fat fuck baby viewers' stomach as they gliggle and clap their feet like babies*
>*PPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT*
>"Oh Oh mogogo, wooks wike a wuffian just poopsies on himwelf, we gotta change his daipy"
>"Bau Bau Fuwowow, wook wike this wuffiam made quiet da stinkah, but its ok, its pawt of being a grown boy, who's a good boy bau bau? you are wuffian"

>>103737554 (OP)
Go fuck yourself

>>103737554 (OP)
Accurate. Mango Jam cute tho

>>103737554 (OP)
Kek nintoddlers gonna be angry at this one

>>103737554 (OP)
Okay, this one was pretty funny.
I still don't understand what your problem with FWMC is supposed to be though.

Tried to watch them in the beginning because their models are sex but I could feel my IQ shedding by the second. The worst kayfabe holy shit.

>>103737624
Looks like the wittle baby didn’t get their napnap today.

>>103737554 (OP)
This made me hard

>>103737882
>their models are sex
Just Fuwawa

HELL YEAH LET'S FUCKING GO

THAT'S THE SHIT, NOT LIKE THE SYPHILIS RIDDEN SLUTS YOU WATCH, YEAH!

>>103737554 (OP)
H-hot...

someone post that one image of the bau baus chasing away the casual

>>103738026
Anon...

>>103737554 (OP)
That explains their fanbase being full of manbabies.

>>103737554 (OP)
This is the top quality schizophrenia post I keep looking for, keep posting

>>103737882
Skill issue bau bau

>>103737932
>>103738206
Imagine Fuwawa getting close to your tummy to give you a raspberry but then she hits your boner with her chin

Someone's mad that their oshi graduated.

>>103737554 (OP)
how many people jerk off to their streams???

>>103737554 (OP)
They should do a babysitting stream, unironically

mommy fuwawa i love you bau bauuuuu

funny thread. got a good laugh

>>103737554 (OP)
They're cute but you're not wrong. They should have a fansly, not whatever this is.

>>103737554 (OP)
>not shilling some shitty merch

That's how you know you don't even watch them

>>103737882
why wouldn't you want to be chilling when watching stream? ignorance is a blessing, relax and lose some brain cell.

oh noeh...

>>103737554 (OP)
*cums*

>>103737554 (OP)
Yeah, so what? You've got a problem with that, HOEH?

>>103737554 (OP)
just wait until you realize vtubers are literally just Jerryboree.

>>103737624
Based

>>103737554 (OP)
You forgot the part where they say:
>Ooo, eee, Oop, ah ah
>Ting, tang, walla walla bingbang
>Ooo-eee, oo-ah-ah
>Tingtang wallawalla bing, bang!

>>103737554 (OP)
Pretty good effort for bait thread, have a (you)

I swear Fuwawa's giggle is prerecorded and she just pushes a play button. It sounds the same every damn time.

>>103748845
It’s entirely natural to her. They have spent their entire lives in kayfabe, believing they are really sisters and girls, when the truth is they’re actually aliens.

>>103748976
>believing they are really sisters and girls, when the truth is they’re actually aliens
Trvke

fuwawa just needs to sound a bit more condescending with her baby talk and it would be S tier gooner stuff

>>103737554 (OP)
See? Was it that hard to make a good catalog bait thread? I'm treasuring this before an influx of low-tier shit resurfaces again.

>>103737554 (OP)
Following vtubers is a shameful way to pass the time as it is but these two make me actually embarrassed. I really can't watch anything involving them, I do not understand the grown men who enjoy it.

>>103737554 (OP)
They can't be that bad
>Watches their latest stream where they do that shit with a litter box
Okay maybe they are

>>103737554 (OP)
this is actually true, they are the teletubbies of vtubing

>>103737624
Awwwww look who’s all grown up using big boy words.

>>103737554 (OP)
huh? yeah... bau bau

>>103737554 (OP)
I'm a 46 year old man who enjoys FWMC streams. They're funny, cute and wholesome.

>>103737554 (OP)
And it's peak streaming.

>hates this hobby
>can't stop making content about it
you'll never be free

>>103737554 (OP)
>>*puts hands on their face* oh weh dih fuwamogo go? weah dih they go?
Where do they go? How do they even do that

>>103737554 (OP)
Don't see anything wrong with that.

>>103737554 (OP)
Im stroking my boner here.

>>103749219
Pretty sure they DON'T want it to turn into that

Fuck you! NIGGER!!!!!!!!

>>103737665
>Mango Jam cute tho
Don't let her hear you say that or she'll throw a hissy fit

>>103737554 (OP)
They’re just appealing to the hololive fanbase, I see nothing wrong.

>>103737882
I got through maybe 2-3 playthroughs but there are only so many times you can hear Fuwawa, as if on a timer say Bau Bau with no context, she just throwing out there that it just get annoying. She has a nice giggle for sure but I might even argue that half of all the words and sounds she makes is either a giggle or Bau Bau.

Mococo is a bit better, her only annoying thing is when she just goes yaaaaaa

>>103737554 (OP)
jeet humor

>>103737554 (OP)
Holy fauking BAUSED!

>>103737554 (OP)
>>103737882
Filtered. You’re fake vtuber fans

>>103749635
>I do not understand the grown men who enjoy it.
Yeah because you’re a tourist. Get out of my hobby, fag

>>103737554 (OP)
What's the problem with a holo doing kids content?
They should collab with CookieSwirlC.

>>103737554 (OP)
and it's amazing every time

>>103737554 (OP)
On God this is heaven if they actually make an ASMR and treat their viewers like babies