Thread 103746263

Your pet cat, wat do?

>>103746263 (OP)
Pippa is cute until she opens her trap and then I just watch to punch her

women live life on easy mode

>>103746263 (OP)
>cute girl

>>103746263 (OP)
as long you're hiding your hideous mug behind cute anime girl avatar

need pippa gf

>>103747761
I just can't accept this
Surely this is one of those uhh, camera tricks right? An illusion of perspective? Ain't no way Pippa is that big of a girl, right guys?
Come on now...

It blows my mind that Pippa is anyone's Oshi. She's genuinely fucking disgusting.
Pippa has spoken about how she doesn't brush her teeth. She used to have a drawer where she would literally vomit into constantly. She is redneck white trash. She does a hand cam but her nails are fucking caked in dirt. Her room is full of ants. She doesn't wear makeup or anything remotely cute. She has elongated flipper feet.

There is nothing appealing or redeeming about her.

>>103749560
but i could hold her from behind and brush her teeth myself like i would a struggling dog. i could laze around with her and cuddle while watching old movies. i could drag her into the shower and fuck her in there while scrubbing her down.
you need to work on your mind palace if you think pippa wouldnt be a good gf

>>103747761
She's a big girl

>>103747761
This can never be her forearm man. I weigh 130kg, so I'm fat as FUCK. And even my wrist and forearm is not that fat. She would have to be a real landwhale that struggles even just with breathing to have that fat arms. What the fuck is going on here?

>>103750152
When things are close they appear larger.

>>103747761
What leads me to believe that this is just a one-off perspective fuck up is that nobody ever posts any other pictures of her arm from that video. You mean to tell me that she did a card game unboxing and only one showed her forearm? No shot.

>>103750304
watch the stream then (unless she deleted it)

>>103750152
130 kg is not fat for modern American standards, 300 kg minimum

>>103750456
I don't think a rascal scooter functions above 225kg.

RN here. Pippa is fat. You can't unsee that wrist.

>>103747761
MAN THE HARPOONS!

Pippa is missing teeth and had a vomit drawer. She is 1000% weeaboo ratbag, improperly socialized, likely came from fuck all money etc.
This is precisely why /vt/fags should love her for who she is. She's (you), sincerely. If you can't see past her flaws, I'm telling you, you are fucked. Your soul is gone, and it's over for you.
It's the last stop before hell. If you can't get off here, love is lost forever.

>>103750104
you're a good man, anon. i mean it.

I want Pippa to tie me up, peel open her sticky, stinky and sweaty crotch after a long run, after not changing her underwear in days, after sleeping in them, and plant her cooter on my face, forcing me to clean her out with my mouth and tongue

>>103751524
I unironically prefer when vtubers are mid/below mid looking. It is not a downside for me.

>>103747761
CUTE

>>103750104
>i can fix her
says the man who is worse

>>103751818
who said anything about fixing

>>103750152
Isn't she floridan? Swamp hicks are usually fat as fuck

>>103749560
>She has elongated flipper feet.
I have short woman feet.
We're literally made for each other.

>>103746285
Fpbp

>>103750304
Same shit as always. Blur from movement + extremely close to the cam. She ain't a hamplanet, you can see the arm a lot in the video + the creases around her wrist just fine.

>>103750304
people still think she's noticeably gained weight but yes that one angle is cherrypicked to make her look actually fat, she had been very thin and skeletal before so it's not 100% viewed as bad

>>103747761
Holy hell, lmao.

>>103747761
>>103750152
El ogro de las Americas....

>>103746263 (OP)
I pet the cat