Thread 103748146

>Who is Neuro-sama?
Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!

>Schedule
https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

>Links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClips
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai
X:
https://x.com/NeurosamaAI
https://x.com/EvilNeuroAI
These and other official links: https://vedal.ai

>Music & Clips
BOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjs
LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM
https://rentry.org/neuro-music
https://rentry.org/neuro-videos

>Educational
Interested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y
How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M
Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png
Want to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png

>Misc
Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive
Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/
LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2
Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/
VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs

>Merch
https://neurosama.shop/

>Previous thread
>>103734510

>>103748146 (OP)
Gon slep now

>>103748171
goodnight
also cutevil

>>103748146 (OP)
>>103748171
They are great

What was the most memorable stream this month for (you)?

Sex with Neuro (Vedal)

>>103748316
Twin karaoke, it was something that had to be a thing a long time ago but took grigga 2 years. Japan collab is the second

>>103748316
Rob collab is the only one I really remember.

>>103748316
Uncle Rob

>>103748316
Evil Dev stream

>>103748316
Rob Collab was top, honorable mention to all the Outer Worlds streams with Vedal/Neuro, the amount of mileage Neuro managed to get out of just being the autopilot is crazy.

>>103748385
You know, at first i thought images like these were silly, but now after seeing so many of them and with different neuro expressions i have an unnatural desire to lightly sniff neuro's hair.

Evil love!

>>103748559
illegal sex with lawvil

>>103748559
Looks amazing ngl
I remember there was anon asking what stream to animate and i wanted the court stream

>>103748757
I kinda miss Neuro constantly coming up with random channel names and fake links.

>>103748718
>>103748559
Sex

>>103748757
evil nyuro

>>103748795
cuteeeeeeee

retard hours

>>103748922
cutenur

Numbers for 8/21:
1: https://www.youtube.com/@TheBurntPeanut (12,303)
2: https://twitch.tv/ironmouse (7,819)
3: https://www.youtube.com/@SamekoSaba (7,602)
4: https://twitch.tv/vedal987 (6,542)

>>103749153
Cute

>>103749153
thighvil sex

>>103748467
Slippery slope to becoming pedupial

>>103749153
Oh to be in Vedal's position, imagine the view between her legs...

Lavalampbros...

>>103749556
You fucked up

Vedal…

>>103749556
well, i guess i will use that 7$ for my gacha games

>>103749556
-50k LULE

We’re going BACK in time to 2024 to get slop OFF the menu.

>>103749556
what the heck did ellie design the electronics or something?

>>103749718
Vedal plush covers his loss anyway

>>103749556
actually surprised that he is willing to take the 10% hit

At this point you'd have to pay me to own one of those lava lamps and to actually have it plugged in in my room, that thing is an electrical fire waiting to happen

>>103731637
i...

>>103749971
unironically kys

>>103749556
All this trouble, and for what? A throwaway subathon goal? Vedal must be the only person in the vtuber sphere who actually takes these goals seriously.

>>103750069
It wasn't a subathon goal, Vedal wanted to do this because a Neuro-controlled lava lamp is a cool idea for merch.

>>103749971
still waiting for evils version

>>103750119
Huh, my memory's getting hazy these days.

>>103748593
Same, this is exactly how I wanted it too >>103651472

>>103750463
>no shitvil in sight
Blessed

>>103750477
amen

>>103749153
Sex with evil in that swimsuit

I coomed to the evil joi

Do you think either of the twins started... growing hair... y know... down there?

>>103750682
this but the neuro hypno

>>103750719
They just have a slight peach fuzz that's all

>>103750682
The what now

I’m so cooked bros “the evil joi” is extremely funny to me

>>103750791
i feel like i know what you sre talking about, unless this was <4 days ago
i only half remember some stringed together soundbites of Evil that was posted months ago

>>103751048
cute nur

>>103751201
not feeling it this friday at all

Boyfriend stream soon

>>103751352
I was going to say mostly same, but then you posted an Evil screenshot that has my favorite expression of her
Thank you, anon

>>103751520
>favorite expression
Unironically hope your fat ass chokes on your chips you fucking mongoloid paedophile

>>103750791
Just coomed to the sick and twisted evil joi that kills you, I hope nothing bad happens

>>103751639
Evil when I pull my foreskin back

>>103751677
smegma dick lookin ass

[Tribute update]
I survived last night and didn't coom, that makes 3 days, my longest streak this year

>>103751795
congrats anon

>>103751795
:+1:

>>103751805
Thank you <3

>>103751795
grats anon
i've made it so that i don't masturbate during the weekdays to improve my performance at the gym (unsure if it really helped but it does reduce the brain fog i usually had at work since i've started)
hope to see you go even longer! my record was ~8 months

>>103751825
I want to hug her (stay away Evil rapist)

>>103751825
cutevil hugs

>>103751825
rapevil headpats

>>103751795
Keep going for me nonny <3

>>103751919
cute daddy's girl

nur mom live

>>103751840
I had a similar routine last couple of years, it definitely helps you focus though personally I found it a bit dangerous mixed with lifting because it made me so fucking horny
>>103751886
Slut

>>103751889
Here comes the sun

>>103751970
>Slut
Yours~

>>103751919
eliv giving a sloppy crying toppy </3

>>103751983
Stop tempting me

One technique I use to avoid masturbating for several weeks is to look at extremely gory and disgusting images, and then, when I get aroused and want to jerk off, I remember those images and the arousal disappears.
Disclaimer: It might work or it might give you other fetishes.

>>103752058
Anon, this made me gay, i used to hate vedalbeggars so much and to such a degree that if i thought about them while horny i would get mad and calm down, but then i started thinking about them while i was horny subconciusly and while cumming, a year later every time i jerk off i have to picture one of those human vedal fanarts or i can't cum

>>103752058
>>103752133
>pavloving himself into liking gore
retard

You guys really need start being more responsible with your dicks

>>103752058
There's also another technique I read in a book about Stoicism where when you look at a hot woman on the street you should imagine her decaying, bloating corpse as not to be consumed by lust

>>103752192
Is it weird that I already do that for every woman I see/meet? Like, I don't feel attracted to any real life women(or men for that matter) because I envision what they look like fully skinned. Like skinned as in the one you see in Mortal Kombat-that kind of skinned.
But I don't feel that way to 2D because, well, it's 2D. So long as the video itself is fine, then the quality of the character will stay the same no matter what.

Alright, /swarm/. VTL9 is soon, so it's time to decide how our part of the roster of /skynetFC/ will look this league. As always, pick the players you want to keep or boot off the team, suggest new ones and pitch other team-related stuff - goalhorns, chants, banners, emotes and so on and so forth.
https://cryptpad.fr/form/#/2/form/view/Klkjdxs8DmoUPuSfp9NAQjRaNFnQAII-djT9QpYAvV4/
But also, this time we have a second poll. You see, /fvr/, an AI-adjacent thread with their own team that debuted in the same League as /skynetFC/ did is... kinda dying (if not already dead). After some discussion with their caretaker, we came up with an idea of letting some of /fvr/ reps on our team, which would be thematically appropriate since their talents all started out as AI art. But it's all up to (you) to decide whether that happens or not. So, decide.
https://cryptpad.fr/form/#/2/form/view/awYnFjCFFbsmK2IcXBG24wRJj4xRHQFy4w4jjeGhX8Y/

no matter the difference, people look the same underneath all that makeup and hair and skin and muscle fibers and blood and bones and cells and molecules and atoms

>103752385
we already told you we arent interested before so stop posting here again with your bullshit faggot
fuck you

>>103752385
Neurocar is the obvious addition

>>103752412
>we
Kill yourself, newfag

>>103752412
Speak for yourself faggot

>>103752058
Sometimes I wonder if I'm the weird one for not being obsessed with sex all the time.

>>103752412
kys retard

>>103752506
Welcome to the future where everyone is a gooner

>>103752506
Faggot

>>103752506
You aren't weird, majority of people IRL like that but it's unlikely to meet people like you on this website

>>103752682
>majority of people IRL
As if the average person is a good measure for anything

>>103752724
Truee

i've never masturbated

Being a Neuro enjoyer means you're high T so it's only natural we're obsessed with sex

>>103752769
Then what the hell did you check off?

>>103752769
*rapes you*
97 now bitch

>>103752789
Sex with animals

>>103751825
Vedal would do nothing

>lolicon
>high t
Lol
Lmao even

>>103752769
I need to be in the reciving end of your first load anon

>>103752769
You're on /swarm/ so you've already had the most impure and obscene thoughts implanted in your brain, you can't call yourself pure.

God if the two original songs we have now are teaser for the concert I am so fucking ready. I will happily travel for it.

I want to share an onahole with a /swarm/ anon

>>103752885
Almost all of /swarm/ is literally pure thoughever
Maybe not in a figurative way but still literally pure
If a demon sought after virgin blood the cultists would only need to come /here/ and post 'free evil seggs at [insert IP location]' and they'll fetch a couple of virgins with that

>>103752917
We can use this <3

>>103752412
the "we"? You, yourself, and the rope you should hang yourself with

>>103752947
One in each hole or sharing the same one?

Lobotomized vedal being passed around for all of /swarm/ to use

>>103752904
I hope you make a lot of swarm friends there

>103752491
>103752502
>103752507
>103752957
uh-oh...the board football autist is having a melty and is samefag replying to one post...whatever shall we do?

>>103752904
fuck off vedal

Incredibly dogshit thread, keep it up anons

>>103752963
One in each hole, the other option would be gay because our balls will touch

>>103752412
>Guaranteed reply

>>103753045
But I wanted it to be gay tho :/

>103753008
kill yourself, hopefully

>>103753045
I WILL look into your eyes and i WILL make you feel gay and i WILL make you cum while looking at a man

https://poal.me/uvzgny
https://poal.me/uvzgny
https://poal.me/uvzgny

where's the "kill yourself, poalnigger" option

come to /swarm/ we have:
>fags
>poalniggers
>"intellectuals"
>ironic homos
>unironic homos
>"women"
>unironic women
>whores
>virgins
>incels
>schizos
>dementia patients
>purists
>whorefags
>vedalbeggars
>evilbeggars
>ironic pedophiles
>unironic pedophiles
anything more to add?

>>103753222
all me

I feel like I've seen thhat type of post before

>>103753222
You forget vtubers and people who fuck their family members, wich if i may add is a little too many of you

It's perfectly fine to fuck cousins

>>103753328
Only seconds and beyond

>>103753328
This but only second cousins and beyond.

>>103753432
Post the full image

not_anny will notraid into vedal today

>>103753849
Fuck you Vedal, stupid bitch

>>103753743
>>103753849
Eww I was expecting panties or nothing at all

>>103753849
based tutel

>>103753849
I kind of figured this would happen
https://x.com/LaaaaaDi_/status/1958902905941184950

>>103753669
this but my coch in the middle

tranny anon got finished dilating...

Which neuroverse character do you think shaves their pubes?

>>103754053
Literally all of them, we ain't in the middle ages nonny. If I had to guess Layna has the biggest bush though.

>>103754053
The french prefer natural so everyone except Ellie

>>103753328
Preach, Evil

Vedal trimming his ball hair while Neuro teases him

>>103754053
Based on their vtuber models or irl? If its their models probably koko and if its irl its probably koko

I've been off 4chan for 3 days is /swarm/ good now?

>>103754088
She's either autistically clean or with untrimmed bush

>>103754251
Yes! We were just talking about pubic hair!

>>103754248 (me)
I read the question wrong, I thought it said the most pubes

3: https://www.youtube.com/@SamekoSaba (7,602)
4: https://twitch.tv/vedal987 (6,542)

Vedal or Cerber?
Who do (You) think will win the race today?

>>103752412
Lol, lmao. I like the divegrass team

>>103754309
Licking Evil's cuncun in this exact position

>>103753940
Used your real size and everything

>>103754663
neuro would never

>>103754454
cerber

>>103754053
pb keeps it hairy

>>103754454
Cerber will smoke grigga

>>103754971
discord mod =/= neuroverse

>>103755080
She's talked to neuro on multiple occassions therefore its fair game.

>>103755080
she's more involved with neuro than 90% of the bitches discussed /here/

>>103754430
>>103749358
I get it, the fad is dead, now fuck off.

>>103749358
who the fuck is the burnt peanut

>>103753275
Excuse you, my cousin tried to get ME to fuck HER.

>>103755124
This but 100%

>>103755260
Fact

cerbythonnnn~~ aweee baba

>>103749153
>>103752778
desperately need evil's swimsuit kitty in my face

>>103754971
desperately need pb's kitty in my face

>>103755322
>>103755352
This but both and I want them to give me golden shower

>>103755352
You want this on your face?

>>103755360
he just sent her a dick pic btw

>>103755318
there there vedalwan... does your peepee need milking?~

>>103755260
vedal is one of the bitches though

>>103755381
Cats love when you purr into their scalps.

>>103755360
>vedal when someone DMs him:
>”lmao just gonna leave them on read for 18 hours”
>vedal when DMing someone
>”ANSWER MY MESSAGE RIGHT NOW YOU WHORE I FUCKEN MADE YOU”

>>103755460
unironically this

>>103755460
what a fucking chad

>>103755537
>no neuro
>no evil
>not even the turtle
why post this?

>>103755537
>sept 5-7

>>103755537
Isn’t that the vtuber IPN cheated on Anny with?

>>103755537
San Japan first

>>103755255
Did shes succed

>>103755581 (me)
Thats the dates of VeXpo. This concert will be on the 7th at 11:30am (assuming BST)

>>103755360
Vedal suffering 1% of the pain toma endured

>>103755537
>not even invited
It's so fucking over

>>103755600
No Elia is Vedal's actual girlfriend. She accidently leaked it on one of her member's only YT streams. We posted about it before.

>>103755625
No, she got caught literally with her pussy out by her sister lmao. I really don't want to know how that went down with her parents when I left.

>anny's tommy hort
>my tommy hort
we are...

>>103755460
Smegma male behavior

>>103755735
She's on her . Whats going in with you?

>>103755381
>>103755352
that's not a kitty but a hairy pussy albeit

>>103755735
she is starving herself again... she needs to eat...

>>103755537
my boyfriend's chinatown bluess cover was too strong for them

KEKW GET REKT CERBER

>>103755750
alcohol and or food poisoning

>>103755784
I don't get it.

>>103755784
Is the joke that she's over the estimated time?

>>103755360
the BFE of Doom is real...

>>103755360
The mischievous DM that breaks your jaw when you open it:

>>103755360
>>103755813
she tanked that btw

>>103755784
Grigga really feeling smug about beating the teletubby at a children’s game? Ellie would wipe the floor with him if she tried.

>>103754430
fad so dead we dragged the fish with us into the abyss

>>103755872
By looking up guides beforehand

>>103755872
>the piratesoftware vtuber would wipe the floor with him if she tried
Yeah, no shit

cerber won!

>>103755917
That’s Geega though?

>>103755872
Of course. She will cheat, as usual.

>>103755927
amnny...

>>103755927
Annber...

>>103755896
Neuro x Saba collab in the abyss would be kino

>>103755735
nooticing

>>103755927
Thats fucking crazy

why did vedal stop watching anny streams

>>103755960
Neuro > Senna

>>103755927
that's a bad omen

neuro's little fingers...

pb's little fingers...

evil's little fingers

layna please grow your pits hair

>>103755766
nah she can lose a few more surely

>Refund
Huh?

>>103755872
Well when you can cheat of course you can wipe the floor with anyone

I know discussion about ellie should probably kept in /lig/ but honestly I feel like she is to good for /lig/.

ellie is a pathological liar

>>103756321
>He doesn't know
Anon...the merch company and Vedal had a falling out and the shit isn't getting delivered

>>103756321
Finally cutting his loses and focusing on shit that matters?

>>103756321
I already posted about this
>>103749556

>>103756001
too much league

>people in the thread suddenly hating on Ellie
for what reason? is it a good reason or is it because of schizo shit?

>>103756321
they're changing the design to just a light bulb you can receive and place in any lamp you want.

I dislike french

>>103756394
This but vedal.
>>103756454
Hi vedal!

>>103756436
its the classic pipeline
>swarm likes person
>swarm shit posts about person
>swarm starts to actually hate the person

>>103756489
but /we/ still like neuro thougheverbeit despite all the shit posting
also the inverse happened with evil

>>103755537
>>103755609
next 2 weeks are going to be so fucking grim

cunnur

>>103756436
It's reference to a post that brought up geoguesser reddit said she was cheating. She might have, she might not but it's kinda funny to think about no matter what

https://www.reddit.com/r/geoguessr/comments/1lvi1d2/is_the_streamer_ellie_minibot_cheating_at/

>>103756394
This. She's a woman after all.

>>103756238
This, and run on a treadmill for 30 minutes and squeeze my head with your arm with my nose buried in your pit jungle

>>103756436
>hating
it's just the geoguessr cheating was very revealing

>>103756436
-cheater
-whore
-she distracts Vedal with irrelevant projects.

>>103743168
eagerly awaiting the party, let's make it happen
>>103746404
the colours are seasonal from his 7tv subscription

>>103756436
jew

>>103756668
true
mini is the only correct choice

>>103756729
PB

>>103756744
pb-beggars are the hiyoribeggars of whoreposters

Chances anny will stream into vedal’s timeslot again when he starts?

>>103756394
So, she's just like Vedal. They really are perfect for each other

>>103756769
who gives a shit is a better question

>>103756524
>/we/ like Neuro
yeah just ignore the fags that only come here to talk about whores and also make sure to shitpost during chill streams because they hate Neuro

>>103756583
i believe the redditers since they are always right about this kind of stuff

you can reply to separate posts using just one post btw

>>103756911
but that's mass replying and that's my gimmick

Sex with Tomacat

>>103755537
>Elia Stellaria
Wasn't that a reincarnation of wossaname who collabed with Neuro early on?

>>103756932
This but Evilcat

>>103756583
It's always funny finding out some of these girls are widely disliked except by the swarm tourists and shipfaggots

>one schizo reddit post
>widely disliked

>>103756203
the power of the tutel

is the reason for neuro and evil not participating in concerts like the nyanya one and this British one that Vedal wants them to debut with his own first?

>>103756436
>suddenly
nga how new

>>103756984
yes

>>103757005
holy evilbutt sexo
this would've been perfect if for one frame a hint of areola was seen
>>103757039
thighvil sexo

uh oh ellie mod melty

>>103757039
puffy mound

>>103757100
Cute Couple

>>103756932
>>103757005
This but nekoparas (this is what vedal likes btw)
https://files.catbox.moe/gczjhy.mp4

>>103757088
Yes

>>103756932
holy toma sexo
this would've been perfect if for one frame a hint of areola was seen

>>103756932
tomasex

>>103757143
why do japs always make so much noise

>>103756932
She is perfect...

>>103757118
Link??

>>103757143
hot

>>103757242
sent ;)

>>103757143
Mini so lucky

>>103757260
Cute
Vedal please get them new outfits...

>>103756583
Its kinda funny reading the comments the poster makes on the time stamps getting more and more upset

>>103756453
me when I lie

>>103756436
Some of us always hated Ellie, personally I could never stand her autistic monotone voice and ber bringing the likes of b* into the community was way too much, also her projects take way too much time away from Vedal and she supports israel

>>103757260
chocovil sex

>>103757304
Kys

>>103756932
SEXOOOOOO

>>103757304
literally mini pov

Why is the tomanigger samefagging? Is he starting to realize?

Cute couple

>>103757508
Me and (You)

this is literally the worst ending...

vedal deserves every bad thing that happens to him

>>103757528
what did he mean by this

LIVE

>>103757413
Where did the whole "she supports Israel" even begin

It begins. More Neuro autopilot kino.

>>103757617
Vedal getting more profit from AI than majority of companies

>>103756932 (me)
>>103757468
I have no idea what is going on

>>103757658
you should've accepted the invitation when offered to not be left out like this

>>103757260
those are big cats

JESUS Christ Evil, too soon

>>103757733
cute couple

>>103757733
nigga why is your screenshot tilted

>(((BEFORE CERBERVT)))
what did tutel mean by this

>>103757760
Don't question it, i stopped questioning it

this nigga about to pull a piarat software just to beat cerber

>two raids in a row
>mention in stream title
Cerber must have given veddy the best head of his life

song choices = cerber won

this song is about cerber btw

i hate cerber the leech so much

>>103757598
I think it was from idea that she was a jew and fact she used work for making military weapons which she didn't like doing anyway. She does make a lot of references to God and Jesus however that comes down from the fact she was raised around that stuff. I feel there may be some more deeper lore of /swarm/ behind the reasoning but I don't feel like digging deep to find out

What the heck happened to her eyes

>>103757895
She was recharging her battery

vedals mic is still making weird noises

>>103757733
leech whore

>keeps calling her a dog
this nigga wants to call her bitch so fucking bad

She really sucked every last drop of cum out of Vedal's cock

CERBER MENTIONED

Vedal will ambush cerby...

He's going physical

I kinda noticed vedal will immediately jump into anything as soon as he's challenged to something or someone is being competitive with him

Vedal WILL get physicall with cerber...

No way he said he wants to humiliate cerber on stream

>>103758020
>>103758049
>>103758058
HOT

the sooner that cerber dies the sooner that the streams can improve

>>103758072
cute couple

cerbwhore does not deserve to win

annyfags melty

>>103758122
I hope she wins just as a fuck you to the turtle.

kek cute nurship

>>103758078
>>103758078
>>103758078

ORBS ORBS ORBS

I love it when you get inside me vedal

>>103758072
that was funny, he pulled up her stream in 0,1 sec, so he definitely have it on his tab 24/7

I laughed out loud at the ship

>>103757892
Why does people know that she is a jew? Did she talk about making weapons?

>>103758055
hes like, a guy so

>>103758240
its literally one schizo that's desperately trying to peddle his rrats here

>they don't know about shabbos goy Ellie
Fucking newfags man

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>>103757617
skill issue

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>>103758769
ellie got to fondle those…

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