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Anonymous No.103748511 >>103748638 >>103754342
/lemon/ - Kaneko Lumi General
This thread is dedicated to the star known as Gliese 667C and space's greatest thief, Kaneko Lumi (ι‡‘ε­η‘ ηΎŽ)

Space's greatest thief has come for her next big haul! Lumi is a mischievous star from a solar system far away. She came to Earth to learn all about the people, the history, and of course, the valuables! She loves to sing, overcome challenges and most of all, have fun!

Bratty and mischievous, Lumi loves to poke people and push them, and herself, to their limits! Easily amused, Lumi loves to learn new things and explore her curiosities. Bouncy and fun, teasing and competitive, and sometimes soft and vulnerable, Lumi is the full rollercoaster of emotions!

Schedule: taking a short break to get some last grass touching for the summer! and come by and find me on sunday at the booth in ANYC!

https://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/1957346751104315658/photo/1

Idol Songs: https://youtu.be/rdGLAjNTUlA
https://youtu.be/yGFiH98YOug
https://youtu.be/YEf3M-NB3Gg

Twitter: https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumi
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/KanekoLumi
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Twitch Archive: https://www.youtube.com/@lumikaneko
https://gofile.io/d/KGXbJt
https://gofile.io/d/votdVz
https://mega.nz/folder/J6l0UCLC#Xsq4LOPewcc20TexfB6dvg

Lumi will be streaming later

Previous Thread:>>103655645
Anonymous No.103748638 >>103754089
>>103748511 (OP)
previous thread got weird again, I mean it's Lumi she attracts people like this
Anonymous No.103748747 >>103749004
>>103748331
>>103748366
Anonymous No.103749004
>>103748747
Newfags its always them, where did they come from?
Anonymous No.103750639
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uy6x7vquDkw

vod is up
Anonymous No.103750741 >>103751672 >>103752323
Anonymous No.103751672 >>103752323 >>103767350
>>103750741
She's so adorable sometimes.
Anonymous No.103752323 >>103767350
>>103750741
>>103751672
I just want to pinch her little cheecks and feed her seeds
Anonymous No.103753601 >>103753675 >>103767373
Lumi is all alone in the woods getting rained on right now
Anonymous No.103753675 >>103754075
>>103753601
>alone
>rained on
Golden showers required 2 people and its not raining.
Anonymous No.103754075 >>103754146 >>103754168
>>103753675
What if it does rain though? What will she do without us there to keep her safe and warm?
Anonymous No.103754089
>>103748638
you are autistic, so yes, that checks out
Anonymous No.103754146
>>103754075
It wont rain and my piss is warm, dont worry I got this.
Anonymous No.103754168 >>103754664
>>103754075
don't worry anon it's lumi. she can't pitch a tent (har har) and likes her cousin too much to be a third child. she is probably in a cabin or a very nice camping area. if they are camping the girls will want lumi to tell then stories and snuggle up with her. she'll be okay. plus she isnt raining and the low is in the 60s til she gets back
Anonymous No.103754266 >>103754664 >>103754846
I am glad lumi is hanging out with people normal enough to make babies. she needs a quick reality check. the second she gets back we will have to be unrelenting about forcing her to read
Anonymous No.103754342
>>103748511 (OP)
kek I just noticed the pic related. she's great but I hope this doesnt rub off on her nieces. lumi was a good thing for lumi. it socialized her and lets her practice curating someone she can trust not to kill her. we still wouldn't wish that on any of them.
Anonymous No.103754664 >>103754787
>>103754168
Auntie Lumi probably tells the best stories
>>103754266
with some of the new younger vtubers that are starting out they will say things like "I've wanted to this since I was a 14", somewhat disturbing but Lumi would probably be the first to talk them out of it
Anonymous No.103754787
>>103754664
>14
that is some disturbing shit. lumi's intentions are pretty innocent, but the "industry" at large is not. 14 is too young to be thinking that
Anonymous No.103754846 >>103755030
>>103754266
What's her official opinion on babies anyways? Feels like every time I hear her talk about it, she says something different.
Anonymous No.103755030 >>103755320 >>103758693
>>103754846
officially she basically said she wants 2 kids eventually but not now. reading between the lines she wants to enjoy her story book romamance without kids ruining it. she is legitimately worried about ruining her perfect body too.
In reality, I think she knows that the second she has kids, they will be everything to her and that it will mean the end of doing what she wants and the rest of her life will be about finding joy in doing what she must. she is also worried that she is all fucked up from being a kid and that the same weirdness that makes it hard to form long friendships will get between her and loving her kids as much as she knows she should.
tl;dr she wants kids but wants a comfy home life first and is terrified of becoming her mom
Anonymous No.103755320 >>103755443
>>103755030
Sounds like a bad place to be in. The clock is ticking, too. She's gotta clutch it or chat is gonna lose it any time she talks about her good genes that she refused to pass down.
Anonymous No.103755443
>>103755320
yeah she is a goober. she has been doing what I would do if I knew I was going to graduate. not neccessarily within a specific timeframe, but generally
Anonymous No.103755771
I can't take it anymore
Anonymous No.103755987 >>103758002
Anonymous No.103756810 >>103756926
Anonymous No.103756926
>>103756810
Without paying for an Adobe subscription, what could I use to turn this into Lumi
Anonymous No.103757301 >>103757589
Would be funny if someone graduated hahah Lumi is not streaming. Would be crazy
Anonymous No.103757589
>>103757301
it wouldn't be very funny when Lumi's friends leave her to run phase connect by herself
Anonymous No.103758002
>>103755987
How to summon a succubus?
Anonymous No.103758693
>>103755030
>tl;dr she wants kids but wants a comfy home life first and is terrified of becoming her mom
She became her mom with how she keeps betraying starbro over and over
Anonymous No.103759405 >>103759652 >>103759955 >>103760763
Lumi love
Anonymous No.103759652
>>103759405
Lumi hate
Anonymous No.103759955 >>103760352
>>103759405
cute little hands
Anonymous No.103760352
>>103759955
Anonymous No.103760763
>>103759405
Lumi disappointment
Anonymous No.103760901 >>103762126 >>103762127 >>103763544 >>103765706
You think Lumi thinks about having a baby
Anonymous No.103762126
>>103760901
dears arent dogs though
Anonymous No.103762127
>>103760901
probably all the time
Anonymous No.103763544 >>103763569
>>103760901
Anonymous No.103763569
>>103763544
she's watching the baby deer
Anonymous No.103765706
>>103760901
She should go hunting with Starbro. Finally turn him into a man by killing God’s innocent creatures
Anonymous No.103766243
I wonder what she's thinking about right now
Anonymous No.103766929 >>103770492
Lumi's little sister Miia is going away this weekend too...
Anonymous No.103767350
>>103751672
>>103752323
s-sometimes
Anonymous No.103767373 >>103767786
>>103753601
>husbando
>we arr homeress
Anonymous No.103767786
>>103767373
>you buy too much menace merch
Anonymous No.103767909 >>103768058 >>103768204 >>103768529 >>103778596
I like how Lumi doesn't pretend to be a lesbian and even is disgusted by the idea.
I guess it sells, but basically every vtuber out there acts like they're a lesbian now.
Anonymous No.103768058
>>103767909
We’ll, her parents are extremely anti-gay, so it’s only natural she inherent that trait.
Anonymous No.103768204 >>103768529
>>103767909
she has played around with it before (jelly wife etc) but its not a serious thing
Anonymous No.103768529 >>103775771
>>103767909
part of her character identity is that she hates women so for Lumi it would be worse for her image to be lesbian, plus she just doesn't like coomer stuff and most vtuber "lesbians" are just doing it for attention
Also, Lumi has genuine friends in vtubing and it must feel weird for her to lewd them
>>103768204
I actually like the jelly thing because it's not serious, runie x hina is a little awkward because there might actually be something there for example
Anonymous No.103770492 >>103770778
>>103766929
For what
Anonymous No.103770778
>>103770492
she's going to see the hololive concert, don't know the details though
Anonymous No.103770976 >>103771303 >>103771358 >>103778101
shes so horny lately
https://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/1959063639874576594
Anonymous No.103771303
>>103770976
she wants someone to rip it off of her
Anonymous No.103771358 >>103773234 >>103773978
>>103770976
her brain is full of smut
Anonymous No.103773234 >>103774958 >>103782616
>>103771358
Why does she have a rape fetish
Anonymous No.103773942 >>103774245 >>103775018 >>103777004
she's thirsting after Lumi again...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjmsAzrBOVE
Anonymous No.103773978 >>103782616
>>103771358
the fact that she was quiet about it instead of going "NOOOO CHYAAT, NOT LIKE THAAT" is telling
Anonymous No.103774245 >>103775018 >>103777004
>>103773942
timestamp https://www.youtube.com/live/sjmsAzrBOVE?si=hiUuPyVlu_xAxUoj&t=17856
Anonymous No.103774958
>>103773234
white woman pls andastand
Anonymous No.103775018 >>103775765
>>103773942
>>103774245
Lumi can fix her.
Anonymous No.103775765
>>103775018
they should do a collab
Anonymous No.103775771
>>103768529
idk man, I'm extremely sexist, thought they were boring as shit before my balls dropped, hated them for their ability to make all my friends boring retards after my balls dropped, felt contempt for almost every girl I slept with, and am quite happy I don't need to deal with their bullshit now that I'm old enough to think with my other head. You can enjoy fucking other girls without liking them, the lesbian thing probaby isn't about branding and more becauae she's as upstairs bitch as they come.
Anonymous No.103777004
>>103773942
>>103774245
Ain’t she from that tactical general?
Anonymous No.103778101
>>103770976
I approve. horny lumi is funny and processing emotions instead of larping as an idol means less menhera retard for us to deal with later. doubly so in this case. she's either delerious from wholesome family love or did something that left her riddled with brainworms she needs to compesnate for. it's a win win.
Anonymous No.103778596 >>103780879
>>103767909
In my limited experience, hot girls don't do the gay shit that much. It's mostly insecure women.
Anonymous No.103779316 >>103784757 >>103785307
since lumi is making fun of us, now seems the right time to ask. how much would lumi complain about anal? I was going to ask if she would do anal but then I remembered it's lumi. she wouldn't be able to say no if you said it was happening and would be disgusted if you asked like she had a choice. being a passive aggressive bitch can be every bit as annoying tho. would she be into it or would it be an annoying month?
Anonymous No.103780879 >>103781646 >>103781877
>>103778596
So what is Lumi? A failed Stacy or an actively Stacy? Stacies don’t do lesbo shit.
Anonymous No.103781646
>>103780879
ex prostitute trying to reinvent her life as an introverted nerd
Anonymous No.103781877 >>103785358
>>103780879
she's lumi!
Anonymous No.103782616 >>103785636
>>103773234
>>103773978
Fucking newfags. Lumi already talked about why women have rape/kidnap fantasies. Because it pretty much removes all the responsibilities from women.
Anonymous No.103782741
Pico's model is so cuwuwuwuwute
Anonymous No.103784757
>>103779316
I doubt she would be into it but you might she might cum from it regardless
Anonymous No.103785141 >>103793841 >>103795871
Luki should do a guerilla camping vlog today
Anonymous No.103785307
>>103779316
>since lumi is making fun of us,
qrd?
Anonymous No.103785358
>>103781877
>she's lumi!
this.
lumi is lumi.

lumi is for lumi-ing
Anonymous No.103785636 >>103787116
>>103782616
Can she be convinced to rape me instead?
Anonymous No.103787116
>>103785636
No
Anonymous No.103789802 >>103790196 >>103790360 >>103793693 >>103800786
Do you think she misses us?
Anonymous No.103790196
>>103789802
No
Anonymous No.103790360
>>103789802
she misses me specifically
Anonymous No.103790438 >>103791529
She emboldened the coomers and look what they did.
https://x.com/caffeinepudding/status/1959193262025302513
Anonymous No.103791529
>>103790438
Could have been worse. She could have been taking, you know...
Anonymous No.103792260 >>103793902 >>103794284 >>103823908
https://streamable.com/jz4ucx

Why is she against prostitution, one of her friends was a whore.
Anonymous No.103793693
>>103789802
she always misses us.
Anonymous No.103793841
>>103785141
she is back tonight, she should guerilla then so we don't need to punish her on sunday
Anonymous No.103793902
>>103792260
I like that she knows the going rates
Anonymous No.103794284
>>103792260
should have jumpcutted the slap out of the fucking [slap] me for bait
Anonymous No.103795871 >>103797497
>>103785141
>Lumi on twitter: omg I saw so many deer! this is amazing!
>Lumi's camping vlog: I hate it out here, it's too hot, it's fucking miserable, I'm sweating, everyone's getting on my nerves, why did I agree to do this, I want to fucking die
Anonymous No.103796610 >>103797224
The sun has betrayed Lumi
Anonymous No.103797064 >>103797224 >>103798086 >>103799776
The sun has betrayed Lumi
Anonymous No.103797224
>>103796610
>>103797064
she needs someone to give her a nice medicinal message
Anonymous No.103797497
>>103795871
it would have been cute
if she talks about it then it will make a good zatsu on Sunday, unless she pulls what she did last time and tells us later
Anonymous No.103798086 >>103798474
>>103797064
How did she even get Sun allegories.
Anonymous No.103798474 >>103799313
>>103798086
Born with it or shes on some medication that gives her that reaction
Anonymous No.103799313 >>103799801 >>103799997
>>103798474
what kind of medications do this?
Anonymous No.103799776 >>103800575
>>103797064
Weird how she didn't get any sun rashes when her and starbro decided to go hiking for an entire day
Anonymous No.103799801
>>103799313
antibiotics, allergy meds, antidepressants, among others
Anonymous No.103799997
>>103799313
My sister was on some anxiety meds a few years ago and had similar reactions to lumi. There's probably other meds that give the same side affects
Anonymous No.103800575
>>103799776
there was a heat wave going across the US over the week, I don't think it was so hot when Starbro was over
Anonymous No.103800660
Which medications make you have sex with your brother while camping?
Anonymous No.103800786
>>103789802
she will get one guyd by chat in her mind
Anonymous No.103807235 >>103807299 >>103822944
Anonymous No.103807299 >>103807378
>>103807235
you know about 5 of those small tomatoes is equal to one of my testicles so I know what my balls look like in her hands
Anonymous No.103807378 >>103807474
>>103807299
that seems a little large, you should probably get that checked out
Anonymous No.103807474
>>103807378
I have very large testicles they're fine they've been checked thanks for the concern.
Anonymous No.103808422 >>103808655 >>103811196 >>103813475
So how long until Lumi turns out like this?
Anonymous No.103808655
>>103808422
Whenever Starbro stops playing Factorio
Anonymous No.103811196
>>103808422
soon
Anonymous No.103811723 >>103813223
Lemon whore is reading her smut books around her cousins? No dignity remains
Anonymous No.103813223 >>103814378
>>103811723
I thought she stopped reading smut
Anonymous No.103813475
>>103808422
can you stop shitting up the thread with your fetish you freak these are real people
Anonymous No.103814378 >>103819528 >>103820751
>>103813223
Wasn't she reading a book on mythology and another one on warhammer?
Anonymous No.103817379
Anonymous No.103819528
>>103814378
That's cute. Her sitting under a tree away from everyone just trying to read her little nerd books in peace
Anonymous No.103819556 >>103819618
my INTJ cum would mix well with her INTJ eggs
Anonymous No.103819618
>>103819556
probably too much autism in that mix
Anonymous No.103820751 >>103825237
>>103814378
Stemcels and their "world building" slop, what's up with that? Are they allergic to artists that have something to say?
Anonymous No.103820796
Watch Pico karaoke.
Anonymous No.103822944
>>103807235
That's 2 1/2 days worth of food
Anonymous No.103823908 >>103825237
>>103792260
Because she regrets her past working as a prostitute
Anonymous No.103824897 >>103825355
bitch better be well behaved today
Anonymous No.103825237 >>103825519 >>103825566
>>103823908
Poor Lumi, she just wanted to make everyone happy
I wonder if she will regret her past as a vtuber as well, she has said before that she doesn't want anyone finding out, even when she's done
>>103820751
she just likes learning and experiencing new things, maybe it's the same for others too
Anonymous No.103825355 >>103825566
>>103824897
when is she streaming today?
Anonymous No.103825519
>>103825237
She likes the risk of people finding out but doesn't want them to actually find out. Proper whore. Her clients probably loved her. Modern prostitutes are not that classy as Lumi was back then
Anonymous No.103825566 >>103825674 >>103825919 >>103828129
>>103825237
she does give the vibe of someone hiding from something they did when they were younger. it's probably nothing. whore or vtuber, it's the heart of gold that counts
>>103825355
she said 7am pst on twitter. to be determined.
Anonymous No.103825674 >>103825886 >>103825919
>>103825566
I would love her regardless
Anonymous No.103825886
>>103825674
I wouldn't
Anonymous No.103825919 >>103885060
>>103825566
>>103825674
Cucks that simp for an ex whore with a bf. Pathetic
Anonymous No.103826573
She's actually live!
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Anonymous No.103826868 >>103826926 >>103827036 >>103829329 >>103829329
She loves us! She's streaming right after coming back!
I guess she really needs people to talk to.
Anonymous No.103826869
she's just like me
Anonymous No.103826926
>>103826868
she woke up early just for us too
Anonymous No.103827036 >>103827321
>>103826868
I had a theory that Lumi is kinda parasocial for her chat. She would wither if she cannot yap to her chyat for a longer time
Anonymous No.103827201 >>103827416
of course she drank lake water
Anonymous No.103827321
>>103827036
she has some kind of dependence on her chat at least, Clio was talking how she crashed out because she didn't stream and I could see Lumi doing the same thing
Anonymous No.103827416 >>103827442
>>103827201
Anonymous No.103827442
>>103827416
Anonymous No.103827727
>went to Oregon to camp for a day
Math isn't mathing on this one
Anonymous No.103828129 >>103828310 >>103828502
>>103825566
>she does give the vibe of someone hiding from something they did when they were younger. it's probably nothing. whore or vtuber, it's the heart of gold that counts
Didn't she specifically say that 10 years after she graduates she's gonna reveal something that would shock everyone? And she constantly alludes to being a bitch.
Anonymous No.103828310 >>103828331
>>103828129
she does more than allude to being a bitch, she wears it on her sleeve
Anonymous No.103828331 >>103828412
>>103828310
Okay, but not in the "is a meanie sometimes", but that she's actually done something worth hiding
Anonymous No.103828412
>>103828331
yeah that too
maybe she was kira all along
Anonymous No.103828502
>>103828129
no, she said it would make people sad for her
Anonymous No.103829247
well. I feel really stupid waking up early on a sunday
Anonymous No.103829329 >>103829425
>>103826868
don't get too excited. she is just warming up for her panel
>>103826868
for a second I thought you meant she was streaming after her panel. that would have been something
Anonymous No.103829425 >>103835562
>>103829329
it's nice to see her for even a little bit
Anonymous No.103829558
the my spectrum car arc seems to have gone from merely enabling to actively spreading the incidence and severity of autism in chat
Anonymous No.103830102
Is the schizo that asked to be banned in here?
Anonymous No.103830107
Lumi is so evil, holding back her chatters in life
Anonymous No.103830958 >>103831044 >>103835733
Post you lazy fuckers
Anonymous No.103831044
>>103830958
fuck you xalamon
Anonymous No.103831595 >>103831634 >>103831697 >>103834436
Can we save Lumi from herself
Anonymous No.103831634
>>103831595
No
Anonymous No.103831697
>>103831595
unironically no, she needs to save herself
the best we can do is hope for her success
Anonymous No.103832094 >>103833123
Lumi is in the zone right now, too bad she has to go
Anonymous No.103833123
>>103832094
Shame
Anonymous No.103834436
>>103831595
Only starbro can save her
Anonymous No.103835562 >>103835846
>>103829425
you realize she used us, right? the first thing lumi did after a three day break was immediately proceed to stream with the schedule/content min maxed for recharging her own social battery as quickly as possible. we all know how emotional energy works.
this must be how women feel when they arent in the mood, you insist anyways, fuck in the way that gets yourself off fastest, and then right when biology finally forcibly creates an expectation, you finish and you cum and say woops I have a meeting.
Anonymous No.103835733 >>103835784 >>103835846 >>103852752
>>103830958
why? she relies on certain mechanisms that tightly bind chatters when used day to day but very noticeably wear off and raise questions after a break. she came back from a break and embraced that mechanism whereever it obligated others to her benefit while rejected the legitimacy of that same mechanism where it imposed them on her. cluster B type behavior. we should all flee
Anonymous No.103835784 >>103835944
>>103835733
Sunbros were talking about lumi in another thread instead of here in our comfy little cuck shed.
Anonymous No.103835846 >>103835944 >>103836238
>>103835562
I realize it now that you explain it like that, maybe that's why the stream felt off once she was done yapping
tomorrow the spell will take hold again and it will all be ok
>>103835733
what were they saying?
Anonymous No.103835944
>>103835846
meant to reply to >>103835784
Anonymous No.103835997 >>103836211
whens lumi gonna do her little lore drop
Anonymous No.103836006 >>103836922 >>103885060
I don't mind being cucked if it's by Lumi
Anonymous No.103836211
>>103835997
two weeks
Anonymous No.103836238
>>103835846
doubtful. plenty of girls cyniclly use their chat. they are aware it is manipulation, conscously choose to do so, never get caght up in their own games. girls like that may be evil, but they arent the immature type of manipulative crazy that sets off alarm bells. plus girls like that are largely comprised of people who know and dont care or are comppetely tone deaf.
all of this can easily be excused by lumi existing as nothing more than a piece of clay and temporarily regressing to pre-pubescent level after hanging out with her cousins. the fun of pointing out how retarded she is ultimately remains controllig. far far far worse then, she said something about summer car
Anonymous No.103836922 >>103864838
>>103836006
Lumi would never cuck me
Anonymous No.103837443 >>103839842
I shouldn't have looked
Anonymous No.103839842 >>103840453
>>103837443
Why did you loook?
Anonymous No.103840453 >>103840702
>>103839842
I was weak
Anonymous No.103840702 >>103841035
>>103840453
and right when I came back to see what we caught too. your ass is mine now
Anonymous No.103841035 >>103841230
>>103840702
sorry, you can have my ass but my soul yet belongs to Lumi
Anonymous No.103841230
>>103841035
spoken like a janny
Anonymous No.103841652 >>103842450
can someone please convey to lumi that words would be recieved with significantly more gravitas if she were to only retweeted half of the stupid shit she sees instead of all of it? shitting up our notifications with every e-thot and advert you find is not the path forward. thank you for trying it out tho.
Anonymous No.103842450
>>103841652
I literally only use twitter for Lumi
Anonymous No.103846050 >>103847247 >>103848207
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsq9MCtbxRs
Can't groom the Loomi
Anonymous No.103847247 >>103848207
>>103846050
thats the thing. even if someone succeeded, how would someone as irony pilled and turbo brat bottomed as lumi provide a solid confirmation that the emotional vulnerability is mutual? no way an autist like her could admit to it directly. maybe deliberately lowering her guard and allowing someone to hurt her to show she cares, but she may be too big a coward. poor thing
Anonymous No.103848207 >>103850433
>>103846050
maybe as a kid, but as an adult woman acting like a brat, being annoying is a good thing
>>103847247
she wouldn't be so guarded if she wasn't afraid of getting hurt by someone she trusts
Anonymous No.103849891 >>103849939 >>103850166 >>103850705
Anonymous No.103849939
>>103849891
Stop sexualizing Lumi
Anonymous No.103850166
>>103849891
she looks scared
Anonymous No.103850433 >>103851553 >>103851745
>>103848207
true. just as no one can ever truely trust lumi, nor undertake to prove they are worthy of hers, for so long as she remains so guarded. Sane people can't wait forever; and as romantic a display of courtship as a trial of trust may be, doing so neccessarily exposes the aspirant himself to harm. anyone desperate enough to do so for someone unwilling to even indicate the genuine possibility of reciprocity would have to be too desperate to trust to begin with at all.
with the sands of time trickling away, she ironically seems on track to prevent the possibility of a future harm by guaranteeing the far greater and self-inflicted harm of making trust impossible to begin with. in retrospect, I think finding someone she could trust not to hurt her was a good problem to have.
Anonymous No.103850705 >>103854306 >>103877430
>>103849891
https://files.catbox.moe/bsf77m.mp4
Anonymous No.103851553 >>103853610
>>103850433
You make the presumption that all approach is desperate that I don't agree with, a person can't know before trying/getting to know, and that itself doesn't imply their desperate. A normal confident person would take their shot still. But you are right no sane person would stay around waiting for reciprocity, and id say staying after rejection/lack of indication is a sign of being desperate. But yes she's fucked long term.
Anonymous No.103851745 >>103853610
>>103850433
I don't know how far gone she is, but I still think she can find it if she graduates. Then she would still run into the same issues of trained behaviour and whatnot, she has enough going for her in life (money, degree, wide skill set, woman) that if she really tried she could turn herself around. I don't see it happening as a vtuber though, there is just too many predators including the vtuber herself. Even if she was to meet someone at the grocery store, she would still have to balance fostering that relationship with her job and all the fakeness and energy being used
Anonymous No.103852752 >>103854965
>>103835733
Anonymous No.103853610
>>103851553
>gotta take your shot
absolutely. apologies, to be clear, taking one's best shot is almost always admirable and that is a man's job. when I say desperate I mean someone putting their life on hold and continuing to invest all of theit emotional energy into try harding for a woman for long after it was her turn to respond one way or another.
ironically, the tool meant to make it easier for neurotic weirdos to find a way to meet people, the internet, actually serves to compound the problem further. refusing to tangiblely convey whether you are interested in seeing how things will play out is perhaps the one thing you can't expect to get away with from behind the safety of a computer screen.
>>103851745
yeah, say what you will about lumi, a transactional vtuber. exceptions like today are all the more extraordinary by illustrating her usual unironic method acting. vtubing is certainly an impediment, but at the same time, she pretty clearly hasnt successfully used the break from real life to solve the issues that required her to escape in the first place. there is merrit in ripping off the bandaid but she has created a relatively safe little fiefdom for herself; not by eliminating risk entirely but by ensuring they are predictable.
Anonymous No.103854306
>>103850705
Anonymous No.103854965 >>103855335
>>103852752
I don't think so. there have been some flags, but just barely enough to justify a stop and think to confirm they were improbable.
admittedly, this morning gave us a far more concretely cluster B picture of lumi than I previously thought possible and if that was a weekly thing, I would be forced to agree. But acting like some combination of an insecure third wheel and a 10 year old after spending the weekend as one is standard lumi at this point.
Anonymous No.103855335 >>103855484 >>103855531 >>103857120
>>103854965
So Lumi is more of a sociopath?
Anonymous No.103855484
>>103855335
lol no. she doesn't have any of the cluster B disorders. we would know by now
Anonymous No.103855531 >>103856166
>>103855335
All women are anon
Anonymous No.103856166
>>103855531
No, not Lumi. She took care of her baby brother, that has to count for something, right?
Anonymous No.103857120
>>103855335
Years of working as a prostitute can do that to you. Poor whore
Anonymous No.103857551 >>103858798 >>103864976
breeding sex with lumi
Anonymous No.103858798 >>103858884
>>103857551
brat needs correction
Anonymous No.103858884 >>103861350
>>103858798
she will tease you with the list of her clients back in NY escort days.
Anonymous No.103861350 >>103861838 >>103863686
>>103858884
She never was in NY
Anonymous No.103861469 >>103862481 >>103862978 >>103863380 >>103875136
Is lumi going to get obsessed with mgs like mint and saruei after she finishes delta?
Anonymous No.103861838
>>103861350
Insane post
Anonymous No.103862481 >>103863998
>>103861469
no. the whole experience will be a disaster. she will hate the game, it wil turn into a grind, the half of chat that are mgs autists will get mad, the half of chat that want to enjoy streams will tell her to just pick a different game, her unironic retard brain won't let her drop it, it won't be fun, that half of chat will get annoyed, and then she will get one guyed into playing a sequel.
I never got into mgs but I know they are great games and have always wanted to. sadly, I am fairly certain this future has already been ordained
Anonymous No.103862978
>>103861469
Is that what she's going to play today?
Anonymous No.103863380 >>103863998 >>103885519
>>103861469
Not a chance she hates stealth and with everyone else loving mgs she will do her weird hater routine.
Anonymous No.103863686 >>103865166
>>103861350
How fucking new?
She talked about her life in NY multiple times and how she lived in a penthouse
Guess prostitution pays good enough for a penthouse in NY
Anonymous No.103863998 >>103864070
>>103862481
>>103863380
Sounds like it's going to be like mass effect all over again
Anonymous No.103864070
>>103863998
More than likely thats why I never asked her to play mgs
Anonymous No.103864838
>>103836922
Only Fyren is immune to her cucking
Anonymous No.103864976
>>103857551
Anonymous No.103865166 >>103865376 >>103879215
>>103863686
It really seems like she was one, doesn't it?
Anonymous No.103865376
>>103865166
Yeah, mine.
Anonymous No.103867181
I enjoyed the yap yesterday. She was very sweet and I felt fuzzy inside when she responded to my chat.
Anonymous No.103867336
I hated the yap yesterday. She was very stupid and I felt angry inside when she ignored all of my chats.
Anonymous No.103867488 >>103867509 >>103867986 >>103875247
Lumi forearm cock comparison
Anonymous No.103867509
>>103867488
How do you even compare? The girth your head would need is unparalleled
Anonymous No.103867986
>>103867488
she should do a muckbang stream
Anonymous No.103868239
Lumi is live! She sounds extra cute today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYjqg8nwgBs
Anonymous No.103868434 >>103868556
Is Lumi really friends with K*rsche?
Anonymous No.103868556
>>103868434
No lumi hates fats
Anonymous No.103868806 >>103868862
Lumi fucking hates rural people so much
Anonymous No.103868862
>>103868806
Lumi is a classy lady
Anonymous No.103869046 >>103871062
>goes in the sun for a day
>gets a major allergic reaction and breaks out in hives for multiple days
dumb photosensitive bitch
Anonymous No.103869399
Lumi is shamelessly not afraid of fish
Anonymous No.103871062 >>103871547
>>103869046
Her genes must be terrible.
Anonymous No.103871547
>>103871062
inbred romanoff pls andastand
Anonymous No.103872082 >>103872194
>watching some cam girl on a cam site
>Lumi’s song appears
What? I thought women hated Lumi
Anonymous No.103872194
>>103872082
Not any more, she met girls at the con who loved her enough to start watching her after
link?
Anonymous No.103874004 >>103874255 >>103879215
sounds like lumi was trying to be cool again? good stream?
Anonymous No.103874255 >>103874361
>>103874004
she was talking about salt rings and how it's the only crystal she's really into
decent stream, she got bullied by a fish and then did her dailies
Anonymous No.103874361
>>103874255
maybe the smell really is a problem
Anonymous No.103874932
Has she said if the concert is going to be streamed or just a live event?
Anonymous No.103875136
>>103861469
what's with girls and mgs? is it the yaoi shit or the campy scenes?
Anonymous No.103875247
>>103867488
her hands are really nice, they're so long and slender. perfect coaxing all the semen out of my balls every morning before she streams since she's more a morning horny person since sex gives her energy.
Anonymous No.103876563 >>103876607 >>103876637
Lumi fired all of her mods, total chaos
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Anonymous No.103876607
>>103876563
good
Anonymous No.103876637 >>103876667
>>103876563
amazing
Anonymous No.103876667 >>103876749
>>103876637
>discord has better oc than /here/
its over
Anonymous No.103876749 >>103876798
>>103876667
its the same fucking people retard
Anonymous No.103876798
>>103876749
Anonymous No.103876877
every stream. EVERY STREAM.
Anonymous No.103877427 >>103877491
Lumi has sensitive skin
Anonymous No.103877430 >>103877759
>>103850705
I came massively to this.
Anonymous No.103877491
>>103877427
She should moisturize it with my cum
Anonymous No.103877759
>>103877430
same
Remember to check up on Lumi's health on a daily basis
Anonymous No.103877900
This has looped around to just being sad
Anonymous No.103879122
possible invaders Collab on Friday at 4pm Lumi time, possibly civ
Anonymous No.103879215
>>103874004
Goldigger
>>103865166
It's painfully obvious that she was. She transcended to a digital anime prostitute after the real thing
Anonymous No.103879368 >>103879674
does anyone understand what lumi has been yapping about with the vexpo stuff and the fish butt hurt? I feel like I missed a lot of details
Anonymous No.103879412
[lumi news] she has a nice pie. unexpectedly, it tastes like peaches and not lemons as many have assumed
Anonymous No.103879674 >>103881434
>>103879368
I feel the same way, seems like some wider phase connect drama
Anonymous No.103881434 >>103881958
>>103879674
Why is Lumi causing Drama in her own company?
Anonymous No.103881958 >>103882061
>>103881434
Because she's a woman?
Anonymous No.103882061
>>103881958
Lumi is trans and nothing you can say will convince me otherwise
Anonymous No.103882776
Anonymous No.103883739
Anonymous No.103884287
https://files.catbox.moe/lk7i1l.mp4
Anonymous No.103884882 >>103885060 >>103885227
I don't know why you guys insists that Lumi would cheat or NTR us. She hates cheating/NTR. And even went on a rant about it.
Anonymous No.103885060 >>103885962
>>103884882
>>103836006
>>103825919
Anonymous No.103885227 >>103885962
>>103884882
Of course I don't think that, Lumi is saving herself for me
Anonymous No.103885519
>>103863380
She liked the story of mgs1. It was the controls of the ps1 that she couldn't handle. Before she said she was going to watch a video for 1 and skip to 2
Anonymous No.103885962 >>103887922 >>103889513 >>103892493
>>103885060
>>103885227
She literally went on a rant about some teenage whore, turning two brothers against each other when she was in highschool, and later seethe at the thought of some harlot hurting starbro emotionally or turning him against her.
Anonymous No.103885987
Lumi enjoyed the campaign, it was fun to watch her go from screaming in rage to winning
Anonymous No.103887922
>>103885962
Lumi is a faithful whore
Anonymous No.103889513 >>103889629 >>103889976
>>103885962
and Jelly said that she is a virgin. Yet some anon found her ex bf. Vtubers lie. Lumi is ex prostitute and ntr enjoyer
Anonymous No.103889629 >>103895690
>>103889513
>prostitute
Lumi has class, if anything she was a sugar baby
Anonymous No.103889976 >>103890941 >>103895690
>>103889513
>she is a virgin
You can have a bf and not have sex anon
Anonymous No.103890941 >>103892464
>>103889976
most cuck posters at least have the decency to refrain from being plausible
Anonymous No.103892464 >>103892520
>>103890941
There's only 2 cuck posters here and I'm not one of them
Anonymous No.103892493
>>103885962
>turning two brothers against each other when she was in highschool,
Fucking why? If two brothers have a falling out for a whore, who is obviously pitting them against each other, its their own damn fault.

>later seethe at the thought of some harlot hurting starbro emotionally
Lumi needs to learn that her brother isn't special. He's just another run-of-the-mill chad thundercock that's either mildly or severely depressed and has plane autism. Why shouldn't a stacy take a joyride in riding him for fun and breaks his heart while he thinks its serious.

>or turning him against her.
If some random woman manages to turn starbro against Lumi. That speaks more about Lumi's relationship with Starbro
Anonymous No.103892520 >>103892559 >>103894869
>>103892464
me im those two posters
Anonymous No.103892559 >>103892672
>>103892520
I'm sunbrocean.
Anonymous No.103892672
>>103892559
>TTS messages for the first 20 minutes of stream
Anonymous No.103894869 >>103894921
>>103892520
Shame
Anonymous No.103894903
this is one of those weird situations where we can actually see in real time as the poster's esl/autism quotients approach infinity brings about a convergence in the functions that ultimately renders a psyop indistinguishable from the non-sentient babble of the potential target
Anonymous No.103894921
>>103894869
if we are lucky he will kill himself or it is just lumi trying to have a laugh at our expense for once
Anonymous No.103894937
good night anons, im going to dream about painting lumi's womb white with my baby batter tonight
Anonymous No.103895690 >>103896770
>>103889629
And she told the story about her sugarbaby roommate being into shibari. Makes sense right. She was the sugarbaby roommate.
>>103889976
are you retarded?
Anonymous No.103896770 >>103897808
>>103895690
>sugarbaby roommate being into shibari
Very convenient, considering she loves art of her tied up on her knees. Every day I think she was the sugarbaby a bit more
Anonymous No.103897808 >>103899851 >>103902039
>>103896770
She was an exotic prostitute with shibari option available for extra $
Anonymous No.103898777
Lumi should put me in shibari instead
maybe with some harmless trampling and knifeplay too
Anonymous No.103899851 >>103904689
>>103897808
>exotic
She isnt exotic thats jelly.
Anonymous No.103902039
>>103897808
neurotic*.
Anonymous No.103902083 >>103902210
Lumi is streaming on Twitch today, Schizo Tuesday is Thursday instead
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Anonymous No.103902210
>>103902083
Less than a minute in and the tts is already pissing me off.
Anonymous No.103902212
>Lumi starts streaming, funny intro
>instant TTS
Anonymous No.103902657 >>103902745
She seems low energy today, no?
Anonymous No.103902745
>>103902657
she seems like she's not looking forward to all the extra work she has to do this week
Anonymous No.103904689
>>103899851
No, she catered to Chinese business men, who find whites exotic. It doesn't bother her shes into the frog type
Anonymous No.103905448
Lumi is very retarded today. Me like
Anonymous No.103905639 >>103906102
She mentioned earlier that Sakana saw what happened with the contracts of "certain other agency" and realized he had to rewrite the contracts to not screw over the girls.

I assume she was talking about Vshojo, but what was wrong with their contracts, I didn't follow much of that drama.
Anonymous No.103906102 >>103906918
>>103905639
More likely "rewrite to be enforceable". Unless the contracts were that much worse than Vshojo, in which case I feel sorry for all the girls regardless.
Anonymous No.103906918 >>103907008
>>103906102
That 50% cut just became 65% someone has to pay for phase con.
Anonymous No.103907008 >>103907392
>>103906918
When will Sakana open up phase connect?
Anonymous No.103907392 >>103907515
>>103907008
What do you mean by open phase connect? Thats too vague to answer.
Anonymous No.103907515 >>103907668 >>103908353
>>103907392
Phase connect needs shareholders and stakeholders. Look what happened when Vshojo tried to do without them.
Anonymous No.103907668
>>103907515
You mean when their stakeholders tried to run with charity money and fuck people over with bad contracts for profit?
Anonymous No.103908353
>>103907515
You should kill yourself because you know nothing. Their problem was unbelievably poor management and possibly management outright stealing. That would actually ruin phase connect beyond repair. Look at steam its private you know? Nobody needs shareholders.
Anonymous No.103909584 >>103910037
She really is getting a kick out of the chick defecting to the commies
Anonymous No.103909625 >>103909722
whens lumi going to do her little lore drop
Anonymous No.103909722
>>103909625
Lumi has no lore to drop
Anonymous No.103910037
>>103909584
Why does she hate the working class so much?
Anonymous No.103910769
where's the doubters that said she wouldn't like MGS, she seems to be loving it, even danced to the intro song
Anonymous No.103911137 >>103911211
listening to lumi at 1% volume saved my life and it could've saved yours
Anonymous No.103911211 >>103912944
>>103911137
SWEET
Anonymous No.103912944
>>103911211
cool post lumi you suck at aiming btw
Anonymous No.103914503 >>103916389
this game seems kind of boring to me
Anonymous No.103916389
>>103914503
same
Anonymous No.103917239 >>103917600
Lumi owes me paizuri.
Anonymous No.103917600
>>103917239
She owes me a footjob
Anonymous No.103917691
for me its the pits
Anonymous No.103917821
I like how much she looks like Lumi.
Anonymous No.103919592
New Lemon Thread
>>103919575
>>103919575
>>103919575