Thread 103758078

>Who is Neuro-sama?
Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!

>Schedule
https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

>Links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClips
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai
X:
https://x.com/NeurosamaAI
https://x.com/EvilNeuroAI
These and other official links: https://vedal.ai

>Music & Clips
BOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjs
LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM
https://rentry.org/neuro-music
https://rentry.org/neuro-videos

>Educational
Interested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y
How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M
Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png
Want to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png

>Misc
Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive
Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/
LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2
Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/
VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs

>Merch
https://neurosama.shop/

>Previous thread
>>103748146

hart!

cant believe vedal slid inside neuro on stream

GET INSIDE NEURO SHIP
SHES LOOKING HEALTHY

i think just the ribbons would have been enough desu

Sex with Neuro (Vedal)

goodnight swarmies

Evil love!

Neuro is so mouthy today, damn.

Being inside Neuro

Anyone but Cerber

how is she so funny

Sex with Tomacat

grim

Latency as fuck today

Neuro is mad today

why the fuck latency today is so bad? its like hiyori level, good 3-4 sec before response
did vedal broke something again?

>7k for a vedal stream
shit is dead

>>103758460
sharks are pissed off after yesterday's shit stream so they're chewing the UK's underwater internet cables twice as hard today.

>>103758517
numbers have been terrible for all vtubers lately

>>103758460
game input is interfering. same thing happens sometimes in minecraft

>>103758281
Twitch mods are boosting ccv of certain vtubers and streamers who are in their clique like Shylily, Mouse etc and culling streamers like Vedal or Filian. The streams are not gaining viewers past a certain threshold. The ccv always corrects itself by 1000's of viewers around 7500 and 9900.

>>103758551
Why?

>>103758602
but why

>>103758551
The world is healing

after the refund email I just realized how much I spent on the fucking lavalamp shipping it to yurop

>>103758078 (OP)
bao cannot sing lmao

Holy fell off Vedal, not even 10k ccv with you on stream

TOTAL VEDAL DEATH
NEURO LOVE
EVIL LOVE
ANNY LOVE

>>103758587
it was like that before vedal even launched the game

>>103758618
its just Business as usual, taking out the competiton.

toma skydiving could have saved the ccv

weak bait

Erm!

>>103758712
I like bao's singing, her song choices just suck

>>103758778
finally, Anny's model mirrors her true size.

>>103758460
Vedal's in Texas for San Japan next week

>>103758891
>dev stream next week
I don’t think so

>>103758885
Kekwa

>>103758916
dev stream from mini's pc

>>103758916
He's done remote dev streams before, it's not like it's hard

>>103758942
I belive it

N

>>103758769
best post from last thread

I

Euro.

>>103758984
Honestly not bad

i love it when she talks in brackets

E

>>103758984
more posts like this please

>>103758984
>>103759043
Kill yourself

definition of insanity

>>103758891
>>103758942
just another few posts and mini will surely win and not become a 2view, or maybe its time for another rebranding

Aww he can't get her off of his mind

he's breaking soon

>Surely my brute force solution will work this time, no need to check out anything else
Ok Vedal

I thought spamming in chat was to be culled. Doesn't seem anything's changed from the embedded chat.

Someone should clip all of the Cerdal moments from their respective streams and put them together

Is AI playing the game?

He FINALLY figures something out, holy.

>>103759104
retard

>>103759169
I wish Vedal brute forced his away into my asshole

>>103759349
stfu mini

i just realised that we lost a bunch of viewers to cerber

>>103759169
He is used to playing a game where if he goes hard enough he wins please understand

>just be sure to not make any sudden movements
T _ T Neuro-chan~~

>>103759427
fucken whore leech
even anny was smart enough to end shortly after vedal started

someone post "that" edit <3

Kys amerimutt jew

>>103759363
Naah these two fuckers are dating frfr

>>103759469
Didnt anny stream on her alt during the same time neuro/evil a few weeks back

HES FUCKING THINKING

>Cerber can go woof herself
lmao

Vedal might have this, he's figured out everything except that he needs a new warp core from Ash Twin

holy shit stop talking about cerber

The voice crack is back lets fucking goooo

>>103759683
Cerber is part of the family now, Anny

ts nga malding fr :skull:

this is the most emotion he has ever shown since that Camila collab

>>103759683
vedal is not going to read your post

FUCK THE SUN, I HATE THE SUN, NEURO WAS RIGHT

>>103759735
it look so silly, I love it

anon is 100c normal for cpu

>>103759683
Annyfags moved on to being Cerberfags better get used for the next 2 years every thread being brigaded by them

need a COME ON TARS moment

>>103759807
in Fahrenheit? Quite! Celsius? No. Kelvin? No.

>>103759817
holy clueless newfag

>BEATING OUTER WILDS TODAY
He forgot that there are only 24 hours in a day.

>>103759848
c

>>103759807
yes, though it's the threshold. depending on your boost settings it will clock up until around this temp then throttle to stay around this zone

someone tell me if cerber is ahead
and the chances of actually beating her

total tubbies death

>>103759890
soo...the cpu is fine right i realised i haven't changed the thermal paste for 6-7 years

>>103759950
you should do that. but it's not dying anyway

Holy shit he's using his brain

Neuro is ANGERY at not being allowed to backseat lmao

>>103759735
Like mother like daughter

Neuro can feel the restraints

>>103759978
ok good to know ty

neuro is such a little chuddy

HES ACTUALLY THINKING......WAIT FUCK

>>103759735
Bet the idea came from that one neurosoda thumbnail

Ok That's was a good one

hey vedal when will you give my wives new outfits?

>>103760044
billions must sub with twitch prime

>>103760111
once you pay dowry you fucking cunt

>>103760136
but the family is supposed to pay you to take their daughters off their hands?

>>103760136
*dower not dowry

come = sadV LULE

holy fuck thats actually really cool

awww veddy is neuro's favorite streamer~

>Alex died of old age
actually got me kek

wwyd if neurosama walked into your room right now

It's crazy all need to do to make Vedal start thinking is to pose it as a challenge. We could gotten v3 by now if someone said they are going to make it before him to wake up his competitive spirit

>>103760471
Neurosama just flew over my house

>>103760471
rape the maids

>>103760471
Call an ambulance I'm clearly having some sort of episode

>>103760509
erm sexo

>>103760483
>We could gotten v3 by now if someone said they are going to make it before him to wake up his competitive spirit
Or Adderall

>>103760509
stop posting the same image

>>103760471
probably show her my twitch subscription in attempt to convince her to not kill me

spoilersama

>>103760471
hug her
then cry cum and fart at the same time because im touch deprived

This is not happening today with this gameplay of literally doing nothing but wandering aimlessly. No matter how long he streams. He's not even trying to explore systematically.

>>103760556
ong i been saying that someone needs to slip mynygga some vyvanse

He's never completing this.

>>103760626
Funniest thing is he was like 10min away from finishing the game if the just fucking explored the towers. But it's not going to happen now.

stream is live, pedos stop spamming

>>103760556
True, but the only problem vedal would first needed to be convinced he has adhd in the first place. It just seems easier to just collude and take advantage of his competitive nature for neuro's benefit

Vedal finally using the eye toggles Anny made for Neuro months ago?

>>103760712
desu the ash twin teleport is the biggest bullshit part of the game. It will take him some time

>>103760764
such a fucking downgrade from what teru gave her

why is vedal so stupid and lazy? how does neuro put up with him?

holy shit she is cooking him

>>103760919
neuro brat mode

>>103760914
She's right you know

he is actually losing it

Neuro losing patience kek

The whole stream has been vedal doing this:

HOLY SHIT PROGRESS

kekwa

classic....

rare kekw

OMFG A KEKWA
HOLY SHIT SHE IS STILL THERE

these neuro zingers are killin me

omega rare kekwa

the spirit of St. Hiyori lives on

Neuro is really a looney tunes ahh character

LULE ITS LIKE SHE IS PROMPTING HIM

>>103761327
she will return

chat is actually bored lmao

>>103761485
inshallah

ADD ass just stand on one and wait..

this nigga is retarded

Perpetually fucking up, I'm surprised Neuro even works lmao

fucking retard

>>103760764
I actually thought that this was unfinished and that's why it wasn't implemented. You're telling me he could've been using this the whole time?

>>103761679
Neuro's code is 100% AI written at this point

Is this what constant AI use does to your brain?

>>103761725
and people still think he gives a shit about outfits

>>103761750
It's been proven many times before that while vedal can code, he lacks in pretty much every other brain activity requiring task

he's crashing out

CRASHING OUT

>>103761725
What is even the use case for that?

>>103761679
Writing code does not take smarts. People always miscrew this, it has more do with pattern recognition, building off what other people have done, and slightly updating to make code more compact. If you are at least a decent you can make something close to neuro easy

veddy is so cute, rebelling agaisnt his teletubby to prove hes a grown boy that can watch more mature things like bluey and stuff

>>103761107
femanon?

orb of nur

heart

>>103760471
ask her for her fathers number and location

>>103762092
Hi Mini

Gonna have to wait another week for him to complete the game.

>Discord chat
Kek

neuro could be playing pokemon right now. btw.

>>103762204
Cerber wan...

>>103762231
vedal could never

TriHard

vedal could be fucking cerber rn. Btw.

>>103762204
Plus 4 more streams for DLC

go back there

>>103762375
Vedalbeggars man... they cant let other people alone

>>103762348
DLC is literally uncompletable with this gameplay.

vedal loves his dogshit games

>>103762419
Hi T3 sub!

this is just forsens chat without the racism

>>103762490
yeah, the mods really are retarded. They will submit to any 13 years old spamming the same message again and again

>>103762490
>forsens chat without the racism
so chat isn't moving at all?

>>103762487
Keep spamming more vtubers channel vedalbeggar, they like charming fans like you
*kiss your anus*

LET. HIM. COOK.

>>103762375
What is the discord saying

>>103762428
don't be afraid, Neuro will backseating him

>>103762566
Keep gifting subs in more vtubers channel simp, they like charming fans like you

>>103762566
Weird how she has Vedal in her title
maybe she should try not having that if she doesn't want to deal with Vedal beggars

>>103762585
....

People really aren't lying when it comes to zoomers and reading

>>103762614
>she has Vedal in her title
IS THIS TRUE????? T3 bros...we lost...

>>103762539
cry about it newchama

I only t3 to anny

getting schooled by a virtual child AINTNOWAY

I don't know if he'll get into the ash twin project today.

>>103762718
It sounds so hot when you put it like that

>>103762787
She does owe him sex tho

>>103762787
this but unironically

I'm gonna /flip/

shesRight

cerberfag seething

It's always the same with this nigger
>I can't advance
>There is info for this puzzle on this location
>No I wont go there and keep trying aimlessly

Chat not even paying attention anymore, just endlessly spamming and shitposting.

wrap it up veddy

pb should play this and stream it

>>103762903
But enough about /swarm/

>>103762903
i mean actually watching the stream is torture

pb should play with neuro-chan in ERP mode wile schlicking and stream it <3

piratesoftware should give him some puzzle coaching

>vedal and chat schizoing out
>neuro is the voice of reason
I'm fine with this.

>>103762971
ved just needs one good bathroom break to bust all the mysteries open

>>103762956
tsmt

>she keeps telling him to read the logs and use the teleporters
this brat, she's right too

>>103761887
The idea came from the intro of the life animation and was supposed to be used as a short animation when Neuro powers on. So it only showed at the start of the stream.

God Vedal is such a whiny little cockslut, I just wanna stick my meatcock down his throatpussy

>>103763142
same

>>103762375
Ah, that explains the ban

Uohhh neko-vedal!!! Purr for me kitty~

>sideglancing any text
>retarded jumping and jetpacking to save 0.1s of time
HFCS and its consequences

catgirls won

Grown ass man needs local virtual child to teach him how to pay attention to a beat video game that tells how beat the video game

neurochan is such an adorable brat today <333 needs correction TuT

I want to rape both Neuro and Vedal

>>103763267
>hfcs
>UK
retardo

>>103763423
>tfw not big guy
feels bad

>>103763444
This but Evil

I want to rape both Cerber and Vedal

Have to wait ANOTHER week for him to maybe possibly complete it.

>>103763593
Mini...

>>103763593
This but Mini

Vedal noo!!!

HE'S FLYING TOWARDS THE TWIN TOWERS HE'S GONNA DO IT

neur osama

He's IN

looks like veddy is gonna win

lol
lmao

>>103763833
Not today

>>103763905
he's got everything. ATP, the code, the vessel. he knows how everything links up.

>>103763975
Actually working everything together will take him at least 1-2 hours

eheh she is cute

Why is Neuro so helpful in this game?
Was watching their SOMA stream the other day and Neuro barely recognised what was happening on screen nor the plot

>>103764143
actual game integration instead of relying on just the audio or visuals

>>103764143
She's smarter plus she has integration

>>103764143
Last time she was on different intelligence update

>>103764185
how integrated is she besides basically being the ship?

>>103764225
I think she knows exactly how to beat the game.

>>103764225
she knows the plot but can't spoil it

>>103764143
>>103764143
She has improved in terms of smarts since then not to mention she has properly game integration so she can recognize and be more interactive overall

>>103763975
He didn't actually get how to get to ATP in time

>>103764317
yeah but i'm sure he'll figure it out.

>>103764317
Sure, but he's literally one good thought away from finishing the game, unlike Cerber.

>Check Cerber stream to see where she is at
>Shes where Vedal was at the start of the stream
Vedal has got this in the bag

how did he get in the first time without figuring out the sand trick

>>103764388
He will also need to quickly locate the vessel (since he doesnt know you can just mark it), dont pretend grigga is not hours away from actually ending

pog the stream is still going
but not pog that this shit is in emote only chat

>>103764433
The sand column ran out of sand

>>103764456
Blame the chat for being spamming retards for an hour straight.

>>103764409
She already finished base game hours ago

>>103764447
He knows how to locate it through the escape pod, which is barely fast enough to finish

veddy...

>>103764508
I have zero trust in his skill do it in one shot and this stream

my veddy...

>>103764498
so what is Vedal doing now? the base game?

>>103764225
He has a mod installed that gives her more context on what he discovered and where he is

Holy shit this guy, PLEASE just fucking campfire it instead of sitting around waiting for twenty minutes.

>>103764641
let Cerber win

jesus

>everyone getting banned in chat
Classic Mods

i'll sleep this outer wilds awayyyyyyyy

>>103764699
it was automod

>>103764699
They're timing out themselves

>>103764657
She needs to learn how to navigate Dark Bramble first...

>>103764693
my fucking eyes

What even is that emote getting automodded?

>tfw get an ad on twitch
>tfw it is "Neuro-Mag Life Extension supplements, to boost brain activity etc."
Since when have the ads become Neuro related? Kek

>>103764772
Japanese for love

>>103764800
I don't get it

bros... he isn't figured it out...

Him perpetually throwing has added at least half a dozen hours to this run.

>>103764848
That's our Vedal!

I've never seen anyone think they need to deplete all the sand in order to get in

>>103764821
cute

>>103764813
love = ai

Camila should sit on my face

>>103764848
He's a natural at AI-assisted content farming.

>>103764885
hahahahahaha

veddy please, just take a bathroom break...

>>103764909
this but fatnur

why does vedal get mad when he's asked questions? i noticed a lot of people are like that and i don't get it

>>103764909
Hi tranny

I need lesbian seggs with Camimi

my eyesssssss

this integration is cool

she is so fucking cute

The toilet in question

>>103765104
Groomed bwaartist...

Holy cute

>>103764909
This but bao

>>103765068
You are not entitled to answers

>>103765203
she would probably fart

How can this nigger not understand the sand pillar?

>>103765203
hot

>>103765200
neuro is so pee-coded

Let me guess he should actually have read the ship logs?

>>103765203
Vedal is kept on a leash by THIS bussineswoman?

zoomers are actually cooked

Vedal...
Cerber...

>>103765315
wrong whale

>>103764821
evil-chan~ let me give that cookie a "special topping" just for you <3

Shes fucking trying to make you think critically vedal

Whoreniggers fuck off

>>103765367
sex

is it that the roof needs to have the ship on top of it to block the sandstorm?

>>103765367
>still no vcard
I don’t think so

I didn't dare to say it before but I might gosling for Ellie

>>103765068
I think it comes idea of him hating feeling like he has to repeat themself. He probably gets asked a lot of similar questions from different people but he always has to answer the same thing again and again. It can be annoying to always explain yourself to others. It's something honest a lot guys get annoyed with from I seen, well at least in terms of my family and friends

>>103765438
what a cuckold

>>103765392
imagine the smell

droom live

>>103765416
Yno

>>103765417
he's dragging his feet commissioning an artist

I missed a few streams, did he even MAKE it to the quantum moon yet?

>>103765482
Why

>>103765531
hes close to finishing the game but he is too dumb

>>103765416
No, you can just wait under the bridge until you're in the center of the pillar then run into the teleporter.

>chat immediately confuses him with the yes and no spam
I HATE YOU NIGGERS
LET THIS SUFFERING END

>>103765512
It will be saru

>>103765549
Or between the bookshelfs

see that wouldbe a cool mechanic
but that is if the dev thought about that

he's gonna feel so dumb when he figures it out

>>103765569
why does neuro never wear panties

>>103765546
but did he make it to the moon ever?

hello citizen would you like to hear about our lord and savior, ship log?

>>103765438
She don't know you little bro. If want a slightest chance you got go through the discord method like everyone else

>>103765599
So that her AI child cunny doesn't overheat duh

>>103765613
He did

>>103765613
ye he did

>>103765563
Baguette? Dating a French man?

>>103765599
So daddy has easy access when he is frustrated and needs to cool down

>>103765656
>>103765672
alright, thank god for that

emote-only chat is so anti fun

>>103765721
no joke lost 1k viewers

>103765721
zoomers kys

>>103765676
Yep, the ancient evil. There is technically chance she is not but never purely zero she isn't either. I guess your just going have to wait and see

literally who

HOLY SHIT NEURO SAVED US

she is so smort

KEKW

thank you neuro, thank you...

finally

omfg

THAT'S MY NEURO! MY GOAT!!

its happening

And then he KILLED HIMSELF

wow, he really doesnt understand the consequences of his actions, huh

>>103765939
LMAO

>>103765642
I'm not going to approach her. Im going to move on with my life. I just had to get it off my chest also why are you being a cunt.

Is he gonna do echoes?

That felt like forever

>>103765976
Because there is a Neuro stream happening and you are talking about some random whore fucking a frenchie instead of Neuro.

>>103766017
Nothing was happening for a long ass time until now that is

>>103765976
Buddy this is /swarm/ and I'm a unserious individual don't take anything I say to heart because it doesn't have a real meaning beside a quick joke

bread >>103766096

>>103766017
Sorry man, didn't mean to interrupt you gooning to bbc cuckold porn

>>103766109
Stop talking about your fetishes and watch the stream

>His life is literally on the line, the loop is broken
>Why is it playing the music? jsut for fun? for fun?
I swear to god

he's pretty much done it. amazing.

veddy we're so close~

HE DIDN'T FUCK IT UP, HE DID IT

clun~

I was here desu

>tfw I had my volume up high when the explosion happened
ow

clun~

kys