Thread 103762776

>you have 10 seconds to try to name one flaw with my oshi

I'll wait

she wont marry you

>>103762776 (OP)
She's brown.

>>103762776 (OP)
Looks like a child

>>103762776 (OP)
She gets tired too quickly whenever I fuck her.

>>103762776 (OP)
Final Fantasy XIV

>>103762776 (OP)
can't watch her when she acts scarry, bad actor.

>>103762804
He said flaw.

>>103762776 (OP)
She hates her fans (weebs)
I ain't gonna watch a bitch that hates me

>>103762776 (OP)
She's not under the covers between my legs enough.

She is 40 years old

>>103762804
would a child be able to make you as hard as a rock?

>>103762843
Only a lib would feel that way. Please ask your PCP for a testosterone count. $75 bucks that might change your life.

>>103762776 (OP)
Only EN worth watching, or even possible to watch because everyone else doesnt stream. I cant find something i would call a flaw.

>>103762776 (OP)
short

>>103762776 (OP)
she's not in love with the stupid sexy alien

>>103762817
She has a LDR, they couldn't just play animal crossing forever.

>>103762776 (OP)
She sounds annoying.

>>103762776 (OP)
I can't.

>>103762776 (OP)
Quantity over quality

>>103762776 (OP)
forced loli voice

>>103762776 (OP)
>ruins your gundam stream

>>103762776 (OP)
Pussy too small

>>103762776 (OP)
Not Gura

>>103762776 (OP)
she is not on my dick right now... nevermind, I retract that.

>>103762776 (OP)
Voice

>>103762776 (OP)
I found one but it took me more than 10 seconds so you win.

she is really good friends with shiori

>>103762776 (OP)
She is stoopid

>>103762776 (OP)
Zero originality or excitement in her content, it's all just:
>play popular game
>rehash trending memes
I'm pretty sure she would fucking die if she couldn't ape something that came across her feed.

>>103762776 (OP)
TikTok

Where should I put the other 9 seconds?

>>103763431
seethe

Too old

>>103762776 (OP)
Botted.

>>103762776 (OP)
streams when I am sleeping
t. euro

>>103763497
How are these twitterfags sperging out in any way, shape or form relevant to what I've said?

>>103763087
>>103763190
>>103763247
>>103763324
>>103763431
This. Bibot is just Kaela (boring and tries to make up for it by making her "thing" streaming for a long time) but she's also not funny, not entertaining, has an annoying voice, bad singer, and never has anything interesting to say.

>>103763954
SABASEETHE

>>103762776 (OP)
Tell us who your oshi is first

>>103764961
retard

>>103762776 (OP)
She's the weakest in hololive

>>103765208
she has one of the highest CCVs in EN..

>>103762776 (OP)
Indog

>>103762843
>her fans
>weebs
Choose one.

>>103762776 (OP)
annoying voice

>>103765333
What's Indog?

>>103762776 (OP)
too much brainrot/tiktok references

>>103762776 (OP)
melanin

>>103762776 (OP)
bucktooth

>>103762776 (OP)
She's not having sex with me right now

Guys, the first reply came more than 10 seconds after the thread started. I don't think the OP is waiting anymore.

>>103762776 (OP)
she sucks ass at call of duty, i couldn't watch her for more than 5 minutes, anything else i'm more to happy to watch and have her stream on background, but fps games? god no. she could improve, but it's not hard to improve on garbage

garbage, the ideal strong oshis would've kept going until below 20 seconds and that's me being lenient,
but biboo is still cool and a great streamer none the less

>>103762776 (OP)
The :3 face.

>>103762776 (OP)
flat

>>103762776 (OP)
Her boobs are too big

>>103765231
I'm not taking about viewership I'm talking about powerscale.

>>103768276
I think she's pretty dang strong in terms of powerscale, she's peak wildcard

She got filtered hard by one of the easiest monster hunters games (world) and ran back to fromslop.

>>103762776 (OP)
Weak to water

>>103770519
After thinking about it, I forgot there was Sora and gen 0. Biboo would probably easily kill everyone there.

>>103762776 (OP)
She hasn’t stripped nude live yet

>>103762776 (OP)
the performative voice she uses makes everything she says seem somewhat dishonest, exaggerated and/or insincere, even when she's being entirely earnest.

>>103762776 (OP)
She makes sisters and phasefags seethe and that's good enough for me.

@103762776
I don't understand her when she speaks

>>103765231
She's been botted for 2 years

>>103762776 (OP)
Didn't have a solo collab with Gura.

>>103762776 (OP)
She streams less when she came back from her vacation. Even if she did stream, hours are shorter.

She's voted least sexy holomem

>103762776
>103763954
another blatantly obvious seethe thread from the troon schizo, it's sad that you make yourself so obvious because you can't think of anything but repeat the exact same lines everytime

>>103771318
In the right circumstances and luck of the draw she could wipe out every kinda mystical, mumbo jumbo vtuber in existence if she wanted, she just has that air and flair of being the comedic character for most fights but pullin ahead and bein the main star for the real tough fights typa cuhhhhhhhrazy shenanigans

>>103762776 (OP)
2 sexy

>>103762776 (OP)
She won't greet me by saying HiRyS.

>>103773410
Which is a flat fucking lie by the way, what kind of cucked discord server actually voted that?

>>103762910
This doesn't arouse me because I am not attracted to children.

>>103762910
Yes.

>>103777464
An annoying 30 year old pretending to be a baby isn't sexy, retard. It's cringe as fuck.

>>103778895
Calm down on your seethe, schizo. It's cringe as fuck.

>>103762776 (OP)
She doesn't know how to walk properly without tripping and hurting herself
She has a closet full of trash and every cup in her house is dirty
She said TSKR to an uber driver after he sneezed
She has an unopened air fryer sitting in her kitchen for six months
She didn't pay her electricity bill and was days away from having the power turned off
She has a pile of cardboard boxes that's been growing since she moved to Japan
She has six weeks old spoiled strawberry milk in her fridge
She fell down an escalator
Her diet consists of sandwiches

>>103762776 (OP)
tik tok zombie

>>103778895
Must suck having that much micro plastics in your balls, it's gone and made you gay

>>103762776 (OP)
i can't
She's perfectly cute!

tiktok brainrot ...

heh

>>103762776 (OP)
Stinky

>>103762776 (OP)
rocks embedded in her skin

>>103762776 (OP)
does not stream in japanese

>>103762776 (OP)
No pubes

>>103762776 (OP)
she doesn't have an incredibly strong thai accent. i love that goofy accent.
actually, are there any good english speaking thai v-tubers?

>>103780985
>She has six weeks old spoiled strawberry milk in her fridge
I have a Tupperware container of cranberry sauce from three or four Thanksgivings ago.

>>103780985
pretty classic young people on their own without mom & dad stuff honestly

>>103762776 (OP)
loli anoying voice

>>103783360
dtto.
but she streams mostly in thai & jp

>>103763431
>Zero originality or excitement in her content, it's all just:
>>names content that brings in viewers
>I'm pretty sure she would fucking die if she couldn't ape something that came across her feed.

couldn't fill gura's hole

She’s too small and she plays FF14

>>103762843
>Still butthurt about the Ken-sama bit in ONE stream
KEK WHAT A BITCH

>>103762776 (OP)
She is very easily excited and probably the most fomo affected member in all of Hololive, this is a double edged sword from taking part in as many projects as she can to getting half the branch into the newest influencer fad

>>103762776 (OP)
Never does anything original. 90% of her "content" is seeing what other holos does and what suceeds for them and just doing that. She has never once in her career tried to find a nieche or find the next big thing.

>>103788047
she is the nieche herself and she is the creator of kani asmr in holo

>>103762776 (OP)
Little lore drop soon

>>103785225
>popular=good
Despacito is surely your favorite song by that logic, it's so good it has billions of views.

>>103762776 (OP)
refuses to sit on my face

>>103789356
>Despacito
Put the phone down, grandpa.

>>103762776 (OP)
Incapable of making anything not a bit, everything has to be a bit or shes not being funny

>>103762776 (OP)
All her jokes/memes are recycled content and extremely forced (see the retarded Biboo Tax meme)

Too cute, not sexy enough

>>103789651
children can't be sexy

>>103789630
You have to let go, anon

>>103762776 (OP)
can't sing

>>103789356
>makes a strawman argument
>thinks he's good at arguing
surely you are a gay

>>103790140
>fallacy fallacy
Nigger.

>>103762776 (OP)
she's not actually that good at video games. i'm torn between thinking it's bagging for content, or genuine brainrot impeding her ability to actually read shit and figure out mechanics. not like anyone else outside of ina in EN actually tries either, so it's whatever.
>>103785401
as far as i am aware, she has stopped playing 14, which is a plus.

>>103762776 (OP)
She is my baby therefore I can't marry her, or can I??

>>103789675
Good thing she doesn't look like a child.

>>103790423
>appeal to authority
faggot

>>103772761
NEWFAG

>>103762776 (OP)
she's not offering her pussy to every Pebble. Just mine. I tried to convince her, but she didn't budge. So I have to fuck her for all of you.

>>103762776 (OP)
She can't beat paper

>>103791132
her rm is cute.

>>103762776 (OP)
She likes tiktok shit too much

>>103762776 (OP)
She is way too cute

>>103793565
That's everyone in the current generation, grandpa. That's like saying you like 4ch too much.

>>103762776 (OP)
literally has to copy pipkin fucking pippa of all vtubers to stay relevant
remember the fucking taxi driver tskr tweet

>>103793893
Nigga, no one remembers pippa.

>>103762776 (OP)
SEA

>>103794273
that's my fucking point man
imagine being that desperate to stay relevant that you unironically copy PIPPA's of all people
almost fully word for word

>>103794471
It was just coincidence. Biboo actually says TSKR on her channel, out loud, when she hears a sneeze or the girls sneeze. It's part of her vocab so it makes sense it might slip by mistake.
The funny thing is pippafags trying to make pippa relevant with 15 minutes of fame tying her to a hologirl.

I think she talks to loud and should lower her mic volumes. Other than that I got no complaints.

She is nice but I feel like when she is trying to be entertaining she overplays things and just repeats stuff. Like this https://youtu.be/ZRB49eAJ9hk?t=60

>>103777838
Next time just write "I'm gay." Its fewer characters.

ten seconds huh alright i'll make this quick she

fake voice
fake self censoring
fake gamer cred
shit at games

>>103796155
loli

>>103795969
why is it so fucking stabby and pointy

>>103789530
>or shes not being funny
>or

>>103793286
...

>>103791951
I did not want to give op a you or bump the thread but ok

>>103803248
you did bump it though, and you bumped it again

>>103803635
do you know to use the options field? stop pretending

>>103795969
Okay. I'm gay and not attracted to children. You're heterosexual and a pedophile. Happy?

>>103805498
>pedophile
It's a compliment

>>103789675
Tell that to my penis

>>103762804
Out of ten

>>103805498
very brave for coming out like this, don't you feel better now?

>>103778895
Super envious woman hands wrote this post.
I fucking love that you prude scold piece of shit.