Thread 103766096

>Who is Neuro-sama?
Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!

>Schedule
https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

>Links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClips
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai
X:
https://x.com/NeurosamaAI
https://x.com/EvilNeuroAI
These and other official links: https://vedal.ai

>Music & Clips
BOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjs
LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM
https://rentry.org/neuro-music
https://rentry.org/neuro-videos

>Educational
Interested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y
How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M
Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png
Want to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png

>Misc
Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive
Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/
LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2
Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/
VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs

>Merch
https://neurosama.shop/

>Previous thread
>>103758078

hart~

Only ten more hours until he wins the game!

>>103766096 (OP)
hot couple

Amo a neuro sama

Evil love!

MINIWAN! I WON! I WON BTW!

Sex with Neuro (Vedal)

Final Voyage incoming?

Anyone but Cerber

Sex with Tomacat

Everyone with vedal

>>103766213
Nah he'll fuck it up.

holy fuck its happening

the cinema is happening now

holy shit darkest dungeon out of the wazoo...

VEDAL I KNEEL

glistening gold... trinkets and baubles... paid for in blood.

LET'S FUCKING GO GRIGGAAAAAAA

THEY DID IT!

>>103766418
I wonder if Neuro will ever get Darkest Dungeon integration. Imagine her bickering with the Narrator, clutching wins and raging when things don't go her way. Would be pretty fun.

no way he get's stuck hahah

Finally, holy shit.

>>103766459
I think it would be one of the best games neuro could play. It checks most of the boxes.

>>103766442
nurcute

>>103766459
It has been suggested several times but nobody did it

this guy is dumb

Oh no, he's still retarded.

mynygga so retarded

This nigga created neuro btw

>>103766096 (OP)
dogshit op

>>103766634
hi tranny!

god, this is gonna make me cry again isnt it

>>103766634
Kill yourself beggar

i actually got goosebumps

Are you guys women?

>>103766891
God i wish

>>103766778
chills even

God I wish I could hide the in-stream chat.

he is so fucking retarded

>>103766891
sorry you just dont have emotions

how did he graduate school?

>>103767031
stop doxxbegging

>>103766907
real

Solanum is my fucking wife

why Neuro sounds like a Replika? She's been sounding like that for a few minutes now...

>>103767126
She's tired anon trying to help Vedal the whole time

14.3 billion years KINO

>>103767053
retard

He fucking did it, my god

rate the stream?

heart

>>103767126
try playing the game with an absolute fucking retard

anny and toma WILL return…

>>103767230
didn't watch

AT LAST
I WAS HERE

Dog Destroyed
Mission accomplished

>he had cerber in mind this whole time
No wonder he was so bad, he couldn't get his gf off of his head! Cute!

>>103767230
neurosocute/10

CERBER CRASHING OUT

>>103767230
good thing Neuro is here, Ved could never.
The game integration is kino

>>103767313
The 3rd Scorning…

This is so cute

brat brat brat

the erp sessions...

I WAS HERE DESU

Glad he got the scout easter egg

Is it just me or is this literally the perfect moment for Vedal to confess his love to Neuro and kiss her?

SEX ON STREAAAAAMMMM SOON

>>103767458
It's just you

>>103767458
He is exclusivly thinking about cerber, so no

>talking over each other saying the same words
cute couple

>>103767458
lmao, Neuro got third wheeled.

Vedal is having a threesome with nuro and cerb

>>103767458
He could have given her a hug

That was the gayest thing Vedal has ever said.

Neuro deserves a reward for her hard work vedal, let her watch

>>103767486
and you have nothing

>>103767508
that was the joke anon

>>103767515
I already came

ship log

>>103767512
she's got to exist for 5:30hrs straight, that's reward enough. Time to die again Neuro-chan!

"have you tried thinking outside the box" feels

Brat, both of them, correction, now.

HOLY FUCKING CINEMA ANSWER NEURO

... w-what's with the silence?

>>103767568
I was expecting ved to say it, but Neuro saying it was 10/10

>I'm gonna be thinking about outer wilds for a long time
>Memory Deleted

>creating hype
who is this nigga

same one raid LULE

3.
Raids.
In.
A.
Row.

cerber wan

3RD W
FUKING RAID IN A ROW HOW IS THIS FUCKIGN KEECHM LEECC

3rd Cerber raid in a row, any comments?

>>103767653
Of course they were playing the same game

>>103767648
Femanon crashout

>>103767653
AAAAAAAAAAA

Neuro is perfect

kino

>>103767653
1st one was intentional
2nd one was just luck of the autoraid
3rd one was because they decided to compete for completion

kino strim

CERBSHIT
CERBSHITTTT
BE VERY CAREFUK CERBSHITTTT

CINEMA LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

I'll admit, this is probably the best month of 2025 for streams

>>103767695
Neuro is dead. Vedal just killed her, like he always does.

>>103767653
Yeah, it was a direct competition so the raid makes perfect sense.

rate the stream?

Mini crashout itt

>raided cerber
>the lag instantly begins
Kek

I hate all of you

She lost
but she wan, she wan btw

all that matters is that you love nur

>>103767746
10/10, lots of catharsis and even more Neuro sass.

>>103767757
kys you lost

>>103767746
I thought it was 10/10 the second we got a kekwa from Neuro

>>103767746
10/neurosocute

>>103767746
Neuro was consistently hilarious.
10/10

>>103767746
10/10 even though I only got to see the later half

>>103767746
9/10 great stream

>>103767746
unwatchable. nigga is actually retarded

https://poal.me/qbr1od
https://poal.me/qbr1od
https://poal.me/qbr1od
https://poal.me/qbr1od
Ykjdy

>>103767746
10/10. He beat the game without cheating (neuro doesn't count). Another slam dunk to piratefraudware

>>103767752
RAPE RAPE RAPE

*korone voice* yes

>>103767843
calm down mini

>>103767843
kys poalbuster

>>103767843
kys

>>103767746
10/10 truly cinema

>>103767746
Minds a mush, uhh 9/10 it had pretty funny tidbits inbetween the loops of doing nothing, the race angle was also cool

>>103767852
im actually impressed, i sadly cheated because i was so fucking dumb, had to look for a few answers because i was terrible at specifically one puzzle, the twin towers one made me lose my mind

>>103767747
>>103767870
I haven't been here in a while, what's this about mini

>>103767843
Get the rope ans hang yourself now Mini.

aaaaaand swarm ruined it

>>103767922
just schizo antis ignore them

>>103767922
It's the yanmini meme

We have all hated cerbshit here since the very first raid and since we learned she gets walked around by greasy slavs in VRchat

>>103767843
Anny...

>>103767967
cerber is a full on lesbian i dont even care

>>103767922
those ngas think they quirky

>>103767746
7/10 had a lot of good moments but his stubbornness really dragged on some parts
Also he's a retarded nigger that can't read

>>103768006
she's probably "bisexual" like every woman nowadays

>>103767967
Just like with Crelly, I enjoyed the initial raid and the story of her blowing up. But both of them are so fucking annoying to have in the spotlight for so long.

Missed stream why is there a nigga crashing out

neuro butt?

>>103768048
cerber raid brings out the anny janny

>>103768050
Yes~

>>103768048
they mad cerber got a raid hat trick from grigga

>>103768091
Imagine the smell

>>103767852
Neuro spoiled the photo mechanic which was disappointing. The anglerfish blindness spoiler I can forgive since he already avoided them once

>>103768048
There's always a nigga crashing out, if not /swarm/ is dead

Auntie filian save us from these sluts

>>103768046
Brother, Cerber is fine. Mini is a whore, Aquwa and Crelly are annoying backtubers, and Filian is an annoying grifter. Care about them. Cerber is alright; she has a small community, and Vedal and her are actual friends, no drama and no dating involved

>>103768181
filian is collabing with the vedalhater

>>103768159
That's/swarm/ quirk, it is a bonus, not a negative.

>>103768181
Why is filian so completely flat?

>>103768188
Yeah you're right. I shouldn't group those 2 together because 1 is significantly worse than the other. Cerber is just alright. Not hurting anyone or causing any disturbances, but I still don't understand her appeal at all.

>>103768188
Raiding Crelly was a mistake, never liked that whore.

>>103768188
>Mini is a whore
how so

>>103768282
Her appeal is that she fully committed to the kayfabe, which is one of the core tenets of vtubing.

honestly wasn't expecting Neuro to work so well with this game

>>103768188
kys

Will he play the DLC chat?

>>103768188
Cerber is literally a whore who goes to diddy ahh vrchat parties to get dominated and walked around on a leash

>>103768304
don't ask a minifag where vedal was while mini was dancing in front of strangers for 4 hours in a club (no mention of anything like that by squ)

>>103768377
Sure, why not?

>>103768377
Probably never. Or if he needs easy content.

Ain't no party like a camilla party

>>103768304
https://warosu.org/vt/post/99388628
https://warosu.org/vt/post/101088623
https://warosu.org/vt/post/101155095
https://warosu.org/vt/post/102854512
https://warosu.org/vt/post/103141014
Everything you need to know is in those threads.

>>103767922
She won! Again!

>>103768348
hi mini!
>>103768377
i hope so

>>103768423
Camila is an actual whore, just like Cottontail. I’m really disgusted by her nudes

>>103768409
>>103768437
this tells me nothing

>>103768495
Some of the vilest images burned in my mind, and I have seen pretty gory stuff irl

>>103768304
she wont stop sexpesting and presenting herself to vedal

>>103768377
Didn't he say at the end of the stream he will? Or do you mean if will follow through with it?

>>103768091
The ropes go to Neuro, Fil can get the dribble

>>103768377
DLC seems like a perfect way to pad the stream when he will want to kill the time for the upcoming subathon like he did with long drive,i doubt next subathon will be as long as the last one though.

Cerber and Vedal fuck dogs together irl, first they get the dogs to "prep" cerber and then Vedal fucks her after the dogs have filled and stretched her, using the dog cum as lube

>>103768377
Maybe but because how DLC is I believe there might need be decisions made for neruo to make it work better. However, it would still work how it is now too

>>103768437
What kind of /swarm/ joke is this? Do we just post these threads as the context to anything now?

>>103768495
>>103768525
Y'all bitches, it's literally not that bad and i would totally tap that

>>103768602
Okay nigger

>>103768600
It's an monitoring trap for thread analyst/doxxer

>>103768507
Fret not, this link will tell you everything you need to know
https://files.catbox.moe/nld5qs.png

>>103768584
Only one dog gets fucked, and that's Cerber.

>neuro wants to write a book about her experiences with vedal
>vedal shuts it down, stating that it will make people think he's a terrible man
what horrors happen behind the curtains in the grigga's palace?

>>103768675
Disgusting, at the very least invert the roles

>>103768686
>ai generated book
>shut down
Good, it would be shit

>>103768675
Fuck, so hot <3

>>103768507
why do you care then

>>103768789
because that isn't enough to satisfy my curiousity

>>103768819
What DO you want to know

>>103768819
you should join a /swarm/ terrorist cell

>>103768819
Why does Mini constantly show up to every Neuro stream?

Why was Mini at Vedal’s nightclub party and the only one we know he actually met at Amsterdam?

Why was Mini the first collab partner after Twitchcon?

Why did Anny and Toma unfollow Mini?

Why does Mini keep hiding and lying about her travel plans?

Why is Mini moving with Ellie to the UK for a year?

Why did Mini go to Opensauce where Vedal was now confirmed to be?

and more shit the voices told me

>>103768977
>Why is Mini moving with Ellie to the UK for a year?
anon...

Why do you care about irrelevant whores?

>>103769038
sex sex sex with vedal

>>103768977
>>103769038

>>103769051
no one mentioned evil though?

>>103769140
My penis did

>literal devs of outer wilds were watching the stream
>clips of Neuro aren't allowed on the outer wilds plebbit
Nigga what?

>>103769161
no wonder your posts are piss since you're posting with a penis

>>103769171
Tbf he watches most outer wilds streams

>>103769171
make it make sense

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>>103769171
>he thinks the devs own the reddit
Everya reddit is modded by the same ai antis lol

>>103768977
He was at open sauce?

>>103769182
>you're posting with a penis
well no shit you don't take it off to post

>>103769219
Yes. One of the famous tech dudes leaked it.

the girl I ship vedal with = not a whore
the girl you ship vedal with = whore
get it memorized

>>103769171
Sorry, we must mindlessly ban and hate anything AI related because uhh... AI is just bad okay???

I don't care who vedal fucks as long as he livestreams it

neuro = not a whore
whores = whores

Neuro = on-topic whore
Whores = off-topic whores

>>103769252
Trvuke

>>103769237
only taking off your ass will make your posts less so, we pray for the technology to allow this

>>103769252
Except I know that my ship contains a whole and that's part of the reason it's hot

>>103769171
>actually caring about plebbit

>>103769242
Nobody leaked it, they explicitely said Vedal did the Neurocar integration remotely, which explains the latency

N

U

>>103769434
PointCrow stated that Vedal and Bao pulled him aside on the final day of the convention. That seems to strongly imply that he was there in person.

>>103769434
Pointcrow mentioned on his stream Bao and Vedal catching him in the hotel lobby to ask him to participate

T

>>103769475
>vedal had a threesome with crow and bao

The Outer Wilds streams were some of the best Neuro content we've consistently gotten in a long time. The car was a fun diversion, but very short lasting.

>>103769534
>crow fucking vedal in the ass while bao fucks him in the mouth with a strapon
god i wish that were me

>>103769572
>bzzt troon game popular bzzt must reply with positive rating bzzt

>>103769475
>>103769498
This might be copium but it could have been Discord call through Bao's phone.

at this point unless there is clear evidence to the contrary, assume vedal is at any con with sizeable indie vtuber presence. it's simpler

>>103769595
Thanks for the low effort shitter response, Anon. Very cool.

>>103769599
I unironically had this exact same cope, but it feels ridiculous when someone else says it.

Don't forget to check your ship logs, bros.

nurnut

>>103769599
>>103769642
it was dumb to assume he'd stay home for the maiden voyage of the neurocar, no shot he'd miss it. neuro has absolutely driven him around

Vedal is at a con untill proven otherwise

>>103769572
same desu
i was expecting a lot more from the Neurocar

>>103769699
Vedal was at Comiket anny didn't go

>>103769746
Vedal doesn’t watch anime

>>103769746 (me)
meant for >>103769718

Vedal is going to SanJapan btw

>>103769699
Neuro already rides Vedal every night though

>>103769777
he jerks it to eroanime thoughever

>>103769633
continue sucking off troonddit games

>>103769804
*morning/noon (to wake him up)

>>103769859
>vedal
>awake before late afternoon

>>103769038
I might well mention this why I got the chance. Ellie chose Netherlands because she couldn't get into UK grad school (timing problems) but she didn't want to miss opportunity of not being able to go to school so she basically took next best option that was possible. She was upset about fact her not getting to go the school she wanted originally wanted but it's better nothing basically. Take that it as you will but I thought I might as well add to the info known

>>103769419
Based FildalCHAD

>>103769840
Can't wait for your constant impotent and never ending seething to kill you young so no one has to deal with you anymore.

>103769931
nobody asked
>103769962
estrogen

>>103769931
the uk is closer to france than netherlands indeed

>>103769931
>Vellie could have been real but someone in her family got le tummy hurt
Ffs

>>103768584
Hot

>>103769960
>Fildal
what? is Filian a whore? I guess she does have the "VRChat boys"

>>103769931
I don't give a fuck about vtuber piratesoftware, faggot

the problem with fildal is that fillian is like 12 years older than ved

and?

>>103770036
Filian hates Vedal now for no reason. She isn’t welcome in /swarm/ anymore

>>103770073
See, you said "problem" but then said one of the best parts of it

>>103767746
really good/10

>>103770073
the problem with filian is that she's constantly getting cancelled and having melties with severe bridge burning in private.
now that she's no longer with mythic there are no more connections she can offer to vedal, they have no reason to ever interact again

We live in a society where cottondal is a more likely ship than annal, tomadal and fidal

>>103769980
No, it's not. I don't care about the other stuff but really man. I'm not the best at geography and I know that

>>103770100
No, that is a problem. When he wants kids he'd have to go and fuck another woman, since Filian's eggs will be desiccated husks.

>go to YouTube to see Kino clips
>instantly hit with camila shipbaiting and rapetuber slop
Fuck this gay earth

He said he was looking forward to the next week, wonder if it means another original is set to be announced on the dev stream

>>103770157
anon... i...

>>103770205
It seems to be so

>>103770205
>New original
>Prission stream
>Cooking stream
Next week is looking bright

>>103770264
hahaghaha holy shit

the problem with neuro is that's she's 12 years old

>>103770264
holy grim

>>103770159
>When he wants kids
kek

>103770264
weird bait, what gives?

>>103770061
Good thing I didn't mention geega or I might been in major trouble

>>103770264
Siblings stick together

>watch neuro
>fall asleep during stream
>wake up with morning wood
H8 when that happens

>>103770386
Stealth anti post

>>103770142
Good

>>103770264
Vedal is so strong

>>103770359
Geega doesn't even play many games to cheat at them

>>103770386
*jerks you off*

It's gonna be funny when ellie is found raped and dead behind some dutch aldi xd

>>103770533
>t. mad redditor

anyone but mini the whore

>>103770142
Cottondal is a nuclear submarine. It always has been there, clips of her mentioning him in very interesting ways. The collab was the SLBM hitting the whore fleet

>>103770533
At least vedal wouldn’t be wasting time on more irrelevant robot projects

>>103770614
>pol is europe encyclopedia
also you can respond to posts by clicking the post number

>nigga believe the propaganda
zoom zoom ahh>103770683

nurslit

wristslit

>>103770704
its a satyr

>>103770704
This the rare piece of art I like of Crelly. That eye still throws me off but it's simple and cute so I like it

>watching youtube normies react to old neuro videos
>the clips keep introducing anny as a core family member

>>103770818
kys

>>103770818
party in less than a week, look forward to it

>>103770949
I don't care about your epstein parties

>>103771040
It's more like a diddy party tho

>>103770704
I like how she figured out she could take days off in her subathon and come back to a level 40 hype train. The cow is sitting pretty.

>>103770949
what party

>>103771097
terrorist cell party

>>103771119
last time I was told there would be terrorists, there were none. Fuck off with your lies.

>>103769171
Anon i...
Leddit is run by troons, and as per usual with trannies Muh art, ai is le bad
its whatever

Post stream ideas, now

>>103771227
How about you post your throbing btc veddy?

>>103771227
twins get brushes and draw on a whiteboard, even over one another's art.

>>103771119
>>103771145
no, someone else is organizing the party

>>103771227
beach stream, but evil (with swimsuit outfit)

>>103771227
anything, just with rob

>>103770264
Literally had to share him with cerber on her own birthday of all days

not clicking that ip grabber

>>103771227
Neuro talks to chat
Evil talks to chat
Collab???
Karaoke

>>103771353
give it to veddy he won't do anything bad with it :3

Oh...thats my full legal name and adress being read outloud to me in my screen...

>>103771337
Now that I think about it, after Camila went to her hotel room and said goodbye to both Vedal and Cerber, she pretty much left those two alone to go home on their own.

Those two could've done anything together and we would never know. And it seems like ever since then, they've grown a lot closer than before.

>>103771119
I'm not there but I expect something amusing at least
Hope its not a nothing day like february 25

>>103771439
Stop nooticing

IC~

kys

ved watching cerb

goo goo gaa gaa wan

>>103771586
>>103771599

teletubbies!!!

>>103771539
IS~

>>103771623
He said chat like it was a slur

>>103771640
it is

>>103771623
wa wa wan wa wa wa wa wa wa waaaaaaaaaaaaaa nappy time wanwan

>>103771539
to what~

>>103770264
Worst ship

>>103771756
True. Camila is fat and unimportant.

>>103771714
futalian x nur

>>103771794
hot~

>>103771623
bratty

>>103771623
God he acts JUST like a 12 year old swarmie, he might as well be begging to get raped

>>103771864
They all him a "boy" for no reason you know

>>103771623
Most rapeable male on the industry

>>103771909
that's pb

ILN ILE IHV

>page 8
>>103771875

>>103771984
TAOT

clun~

>>103771227
I just want to see more variety For the twinstreams.
- Prison stream
- Presidential election/debate stream
- Murder mystery/detective stream
- Ghost hunting stream
- Cave/Prehistoric stream
- Military training/World War stream
- Business meeting stream

clun~