Thread 103811167

>Who is Neuro-sama?
Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!

>Schedule
https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

>Links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClips
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai
X:
https://x.com/NeurosamaAI
https://x.com/EvilNeuroAI
These and other official links: https://vedal.ai

>Music & Clips
BOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjs
LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM
https://rentry.org/neuro-music
https://rentry.org/neuro-videos

>Educational
Interested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y
How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M
Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png
Want to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png

>Misc
Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive
Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/
LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2
Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/
VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs

>Merch
https://neurosama.shop/

>Previous thread
>>103799408

>>103811235
thanks clippy

>>103811235
based clippy

hart?

>>103811235
Why are holotards and normieswarms fighting?

>>103811466
if they are being "who'd" is it even hololive and not holostars? but I also assume it's some top vtuber list

>>103811235
>livers
the nijitroon infection runs deep

>>103811558
he didn't say livers though, just "hololivers" because what do you call holo fans?

>>103811608
it's just hololive fans or holofans, no one else adds the suffix "livers" outside of nijisanji

>>103811683
hololivers seems like the logical extension of hololive

>>103811558
Thats false tho i lurked around the profiles of a lot of swarm artist and didnt find niji fanart and yes i went back to pre blackstream times, maybe there are some sisters in chinese apps but i cant check those

>>103811608
>>103811683
>>103811721
It’s holos

Don't let her forget the crimes she's committed. #metoo

Evil love!

>>103811721
i'm with you, that anon is retarded

>>103811746
wasnt pchan one?

>>103811785
Holos are the talents, he is talking to the fans or do you think hololive vtubers are talking with randoms in the yt comments section

>>103811819
>pinned by staz
Now show how much rape videos he uploaded these past few months

>>103811819
we won /swarm/!

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So are we just not going to acknowledge the threadsplit and how both threads are active?

Ellie won
Cuckwa lost

>>103812000
shush

>cryptpad
Still not clicking your keylogger

>>103811819
>"Now click post, Aquwa. In about 24 hours, you'll unfollow Ellie in the twitter. After that, you wait. Come by to watch me and Evil on monday. With this chaotic concoction, the ccv will be through the roof. Do you think they'll dare readjust numbers to be below 9.9k? We'll see."

>>103811925
Staz has been a lot less pushing on that backtuber stuff. It was mostly newer clippers like neurocrumps and b4clipper and stuff like that

>>103812132
It was mostly Neurosoda

Ellie is the Roaring Knight

>>103812251
>run over by neurotruck after drinking a beer
checks out

why do I feel that vedal is in nyc right now

>>103812251
Ellie is Noelle actually

>>103812000
I was just gonna let it be survival of the fittest

The first one to die is the Evil thread

>>103812326
because you are still hanging onto vellie cope

>>103812052
really hana is the cucked one here, she raided into her own death

>>103812251
I always saw vedal as kris, pb as noelle and iaysh as dess/the knight

>>103812326
stop nooticing

>>103812340
Elle's sister is the Roaring Knight...

>>103812398
Ellie was talking about setting up a sand eating collab with her, she's so /in/

>>103812326
hes graduated from teletubbies to hololive, for he is now a grown boy

>>103812326
It makes sense when you realize he is in contact with some people at holo

>>103812398
Let that be a lesson to her. You're only allowed to leech off of Vedal if he raids you.

>>103812326
If you explained why you felt that way

>>103812480
He now only watches big kids show like Bill Nye the science guy

I don’t care I still want someone to draw aquwa choking on vedal’s coch and having the sloppiest hatesex

>>103812391
I think anon is referring to hololive here not ellie

>>103812326
Gathering data for the Neuro concert

>>103812501
he isn't

Still thinking of the way mini said fillian's name right before the first elbow

>>103812633
this but evil

>>103812659
tabs

>>103812650
>xhe doesn't know

>>103812000
Nah dw the other thread is an honorary /heart/

tribute status?

>>103812000
swarm board, swarm tower

> mini avenging grigga
> ellie ending the leeches grift
> cerber's daycare thriving

rgb chads i kneel

>>103812700
Im in my thread

>>103812650
Yagoo and Vedal follow each other on twitter

>>103812769
also mori calliope

>>103812766
You aren't, filthy whorecuck

I wonder how ellie feels that she accidentally started all this drama?

>>103812741
No homos allowed. Sorry.

>>103812645
Well thats shitty rrat vedal has never talked about holo in his short 2 and a half years career, the collab with kiara dosent count

>>103812793
Tower died, tranny?

>>103812795
she probably feels nothing because she has autism

>>103812795
diddling herself, she always wanted to be part of some drama

Sex with Tomacat

>>103812821
Hey I never said it made sense

>>103812863
Works on my machine

>>103812868
That's not how that works

>>103812795
She must be sad criying in her bed, cold and dming vedal about how she fucked up and now the backtubers are all gonna loose all their viewers, poor inocent baby ellie she didn't mean no harm

>>103812886
This but Evilcat

>>103812821
>ignoring the dooby raid days ago

>>103812821
that's how NDAs work lil bro

>>103813035
so what you are saying is the holos he knows are no longer in holo

>>103812992
this but unironically

>>103813035
The beach prostitue? Hardly, she was too scared to even say his name out loud

>>103813014
>panties
Not canon, Evil must be nopan

>>103812992
the jew cries out in pain as she strikes you

What did they mean by this?

>>103813014
Panties should be red

nur

heart

>>103813315
Hope we get more Osu next week.

>>103813315
cute stressed ai

>>103813266
evilkeks...

>>103813266
me on the right

Veddy~

>>103813266
He... he looks like me..
He's built like me... I... thank you

>>103813693
>you enable every layer simultaneously

>>103813560
is that cerber dressed as mini? lmao

>>103813560
Holy cute

>>103813138
Vedals aura is too strong...

>>103788959
>>103802783
>>103791466
>>103792881
>>103792959
what's this body type calleld?

>>103813843
Malnourished

>>103813843
sloppa

>>103813843
Prisoncore

>>103813994
kek

accidentally created as a child
the twins were an accident

>>103813994
>pathetic 'ironic' pedo excuses
i bet this is the same mf who does this shit in the threads

>>103813994
Whatever you say Epstein

Neuro Epsama Bin Ladenstein

IJCTEJOI…

>>103813994
Case closed

>>103813994
Pathetic attempt to avoid getting their dick cut off and be penetrated with red hot iron bar through the ass.

>>103814396
crazy how a joke bread model mogs the current models

>>103813560
erect

>>103814662
>avoid getting their dick cut off
anon...

>>103814730
neurobread is honestly more expressive than v3

Staz's comment section is a goldmine.

>>103813994
Not even surprised.

>>103811235
>non existent problem.

>>103815466
I don’t understand, why did staz pin aquwa’s comment? aquwa should’ve posted it on twitter or her own community tab why on staz’ comment section?

>>103811235
Huge news for the unemployed
Now being serious what is this about? Whats the video

>>103815779
because swarm is more likely to view the video and read the comment in context

Did Ellie's crippling autism killed the backtubers?

vedal should just nuke the entire fanbase desu

Any bets on how long it will take for Staz to delete the video?

>>103815779
because 90% of the people spreading the meme into random people's chat are casual clipwatchers, not people engaged in discord or shitter

>>103816252
cotton killed them tbdesu

>>103812795
>ellie kills backtubing
>this is somehow bad

Elliesoftware is getting too smug, can't wait for the mana gem incident

>>103816429
some is going to find solid proof she cheated at geoguessr. have faith

Vellie is a good ship

>>103816461
*some_one_

I suck at typing

>>103816480
but not the best

>>103816252
It at least destroyed Aquwa. Ellie's basic respect for Vedal and autism strikes again. Honestly, she could have been so much harder on them but she showed a level of mercy that time

>>103816498
No ship has a chance when vedmila exists

>>103816542
just bring a ship crane

you guys take things too seriously
nothing 'died' and there are no signs of 'something' happening

>>103816510
Fuck Ellie's inability to understand jokes.
She's incredibly boring, and I should prefer her to Aquwa?

all of this is just setting up for cottontail's apology to vedal

>>103816542
Vedal has literally dozens of better options lined up waiting for him, and he could just go find some girl irl easily.
I like Camila as a streamer, but as a girlfriend? Ew.

>>103816771
she has never done so. the closest she got was fucking a dude she made crossdress

>>103816771
That's not happening

>>103816792
Vedal has crelly in the back pocket. He's sitting pretty.

>>103816668
At this point about a joke and more about the straight up continued leeching that did nothing but trash up a lot around it. It was a "joke" that should have ended a long time ago but didn't because of the mix of clippers taking advantage of it and actually leeching. I'm happy Ellie criticized it because I was sick of it

>>103817072
>straight up continued leeching
that's not ending though

>>103811235
Give me the link I want to fight.

I came back from work and the only thing I have to say, is that it was really hot how Aquwas voice immediately started to waver the moment she realized Ellie was giving "the talk"
That and the pedo magnet story makes me think she would be really easy to gaslight and manipulate.

>>103817220
nga

>>103817072
They probably shouldn't talk about things they don't want clipped. They leaned into it and have to take the good with the bad. Clippers did nothing wrong.

>>103817220
I knew I was watching the wrong anime this year...

>>103816771
That'd require society first to be able to condemn womxn.

>>103817355
>Clippers did nothing wrong
hi soda, kys

>>103817427
already heard that one

>>103817355
That's like saying that paparazi camping near popular people's homes are innocent. They exploit moments when a streamer says something without much thinking and vtubers aren't particularly known for planning out what they say too much. So now they to completely avoid to say even a single word about Vedal because it might get clipped? None of them has that kind of self restraint.

>>103817629
>They exploit moments when a streamer says something without much thinking
They're broadcasting a livestream. Nonsense comparison.

>>103817220
hana TvT

>>103817770
Thats exactly what paparazi say - stars fault for appearing in public places, it's their fault. Flash news: people are entitled to have some thoughtless moments even if they are being watched.

>>103817220
bratty kid

The only good clipper was Max Wayne

>>103817912
this might be the most retarded take in a while

>>103817939
I used to like Neuro Sama Chronicles but I got the vibe that he's a Filian Anti so I stopped

>>103817950
t. homedwelling tard doing nothing but imagining situations at home so he's "ready"

>>103817990
the fuck are you talking about. did you run out of meds?

>>103816381
Backtubing wasn't the issue
Aquwa clip farming trying to shift the blame was

>>103817629
>taking clips from a broadcast is the same as invading people's homes and privacy
Holy retard

>>103818181
>Backtubing wasn't the issue
It was

https://poal.me/k2v30x
https://poal.me/k2v30x
https://poal.me/k2v30x

Haven't watched since the subathon's final minutes. What have I missed?

>>103818582
vedal showed his wang on stream bro

>>103818582
Evil has an original song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjs
That's about it

>>103818582
Nothing important unless you're a beggar

>>103818431
>t. Reddit tranny

>>103818582
Evil original song and neruocar video on main channel also bao's channel too that's about it really

I'm going to say it. When she's not catering to Tik tok brain rot, Koko is actually...funny. And she is quite hot as well. I love her laugh.

>>103818847
>>103818715
>>103818678
>>103818638
What about fanart? The one that was trending when I left was Evil burying her face into Toma's ass.

Crelly is so cute
Vedal has good taste

>>103818582
-Evil got a new model for her birthday
-A concert was announced for the end of this year (did he really say that?)
-Boom got released, Evil's original
-Neuro can now play plague Inc
-Vedal played Whispers from the Stars and AC Shadows (sponsored) and Outer Wilds with Neuro
-V3 voice got delayed 7 times
-Neuro car became real and it was used for 10 mins of content

>>103819017
Pretty barren

Good morning /swarm/
Thank the lord for another Sunday where Neuro exists

>>103819017
You're a vellie that's just catching up? heh
search "french boy" in the archives so you don't start another timeloop

>>103819017
Vedal owes Ellie awkward sex

>>103819251
Vedal is an homosexual
Why are you harboring fantasies about what an homosexual dude does with his dick anon?

>>103819017
It's nothing all that interesting pretty much nothing. There is some good art but none that stand out in my brain. If you mean in terms of vellie that's kinda in a werid spot of who knows really. It is only existing by a thread now days so there's that

are there ANY people here who aren't mentally deranged schizos?

>>103819523
(You)

Is Ellie going to the UK?

>>103819523
It's impossible to solve 4chans captchas with healthy brains

>>103819562
sorry I meant other than me

>>103819566
No, netherlands

did rat get finally exposed after viewbot purge yet or what

was vedal viewbotting?

>>103819616
No, the catalog was seething that her numbers seem normal

>>103819597
(You)?

>>103819640
damn
really strong viewbots huh

>>103819566
Nope, the Netherlands. Thanks to how things turned out she couldn't get in to UK grad school like she wanted because she took to long. So she chose to go Netherlands for grad school as last resort basically

>her
vedal is a man

>>103819758
anon was referring to neruo goofy

Dev stream will strugle to reach 10k ccv
Fad is over bros

Since I can't post pictures in the middle of the text and seeing the pictures that illustrate each point is important, I'll try and add the pictures in the order they appear and describe the corresponding picture in square brackets [like this]. I will also need to continue this thread in the replies since it is too long and has too many pictures.
I'm not writing this post because I dislike Neuro-sama or Vedal. I love their content, but I just felt like this needed to be said.

I’ll preface this with when factoring in inflation since the time they were bought, all the turtle plushies I used for these examples are a bit below the price point of the Vedal plush. The bird is more expensive, the dragon is cheaper, and the pig is too old for me to have any idea. (The checkout says duties are added on to the shipping price, so the plushies $30 price point on the site should be unburdened by tariffs.)
The other plushies aside from the pig and dragon big are also considerably larger than Vedal so, there’s that.

As someone whose favorite animal has always been turtle since childhood, and received tons of plushies, I’ve had a lot of turtle plushies over the years. Sadly for our comparison, I don’t have most of them anymore but I think I can still say
The Vedal plush isn’t a great plush in my opinion.

There are two big things that turn me off from the Vedal plush the way his shell comes together, and even more the stitching on his head.

the pattern of the shell meets itself in weird ways at the seam. It is symmetrical, but it’s not any sort of consistent. This is NOT done so that the sides of his shell perfectly mirror the way his mostly sideways facing model looks, considering it’s not a perfect match.
It just looks sloppy.

[Annotated picture of Vedal plush]

In the Vedal plush’s defense, nearly every turtle stuffed animal I had that had a similar sort of hexagonal shell pattern had weird looking parts of their shell, though Vedal’s is particularly egregious.
What really kills it is that the stitching looks terrible, most noticeably on the head. It’s super prominent all around his entire head and it’s just a lot to ignore.

The Vedal plush is at a disadvantage to a lot of other turtle plushies in that the head needs to be very round, so it’s locked out of the approach that many other turtles take which is to make a slightly more realistic turtle with a flatter head at the bottom.


EXCEPT for the fact that Vedal’s model's head isn’t entirely round, it does flatten a bit at the bottom, and that his plushy isn’t made to be 100% faithful to his model above all else.

(case and point, if total accuracy was the goal, then we would have wanted the edge of his shell to be more like this guy to match Vedal’s wavy flaps)


I used to have turtles with rounder heads and better stitching style, but I no longer have them.

Still, I’ll concede it is very round and I would guess they have a priority of keeping the stitches away from Vedal’s face. You might be able to do better, but it probably would be very hard to get a panel style that is both satisfactory round and away from his face.

However, I think they should have considered a different material. You can have a material that hides the stitching much better and still has the fur look short like the Vedal plush.


I don’t have a professional camera and lighting, but you’ll have to trust me that the seam on the pig is quite subtle.


The color change on this dragon doesn’t do it any favors, but the seam itself isn’t very visible.

I think to complete the thought I need to show this: a plush with a very round head and very good seams


The hair is long, but I hope you can trust me when I tell you the only seam on the head I have ever found is one that comes up to the beak and the connection around the beak


Now to be fair, this plushy has much longer fur, the beak gives the opportunity to break up the paneling, and frankly it’s a very nice plushy, made of better material then the Vedal plush. It’s not a very comparable plush, but I thought I should at least show a round head I think looks good, and this is the only one I still own.

Overall, I want to like the Vedal plush. It is cute if you can bring yourself to ignore the seams, and maybe I’ll warm up to it. But it’s worse than other turtle stuffed animals that are sold at the same price point.

>>103819815
dev stream in the morphsuit will save us

how does everyone plan to display their Neurosama lava lamps?

in my ass

>>103819893
in everyone's own lava lamp pocket, of course

>>103819893
on my desk but i'll hide it anytime i have vistors. not risking having to explain what a "neurosama" is

bro has visitors

>>103819969
It's just a lavalamp with a heart on it, how would they realize it's about an AI girl?
At worst you can just put a sticker on top, but that seems sinful

>>103803239
>they've already donated the neurserati
what is vedal doing? Why isn't he preserving these physical objects for the neuro museum? It would have been amazing to see Neurserati safely cruise through cons in 2027.
I'm baffled and outraged by this lack of consideration to posterity.

>>103820123
well if push comes to shove they could probably just recreate it ngl

>>103820123 (me)
He could rent out some storage space and at least keep the neurserati under his control. Sure you're spending money but it's an important artifact.

sad realization:
this place is only interesting when it's full of dumb fucks posting brain damaged rrats which have no basis in reality

>>103820168
It's not the same
>the car cost $130
huh that's pretty cheap. I was going to say it would be cheaper to keep it around than buy another one to rebuild it, but perhaps it wouldn't be.
Vedal probably has a mod in the area. Just have that mod keep it.

>>103820195
Did you think pedos got anything interesting to say? There's isn't many normal people here that just want to talk about development or cool stream ideas - all that happens in discord anyway (when they arent sucking each other off)

>>103820195
took ya long enough

>>103820248
he mad

Nursex (sex of Nur)

>>103810460
Only one datapoint but I know Rulf hamfists the pregnant vedal emote into his clips

>>103820248
People did talk about stuff here before they realized how little the turtle cares. Discordfags still believe he does, poor fools.

>>103820709
At least he talks to them sometimes

Why is Ellie slandering the rapetubers like Vedal is her boyfriend
What happened to the french guy, she got pumped and dumped?

>>103820938
vedal was simply pretending to be french, that's all

[Sad News] This morning, Vedal's body was discovered on the side of the road in London, with over 9 billion shotgun pellets embedded in his back. UK authorities have ruled it a suicide, most likely caused by overdosing on alcohol.

[Sad News] This morning, Vedal was discovered on the side of the road in London, alive.

>>103821241
no...

>>103820938
>she got pumped and dumped?
Probably, by the way she seems to avoid the topic and that some anons said felt sad in some streams after the fact

>>103816252
I sure hope so, the backtuber meme is so overused at this point.

>>103821275
Post some clips of that and I might believe you

>>103820244
privately shipping big heavy things with large batteries ends up costing more than just buying a new one

>>103821241
tragic

>>103821305
I'm gonna go to sleep soon so I can't pull up specific time. However, I can tell you I remember these moments came from the dog walk stream and the most recent singing asmr thing. One was her immediately shutting down her moving to France and kissing a French boy sounding annoyed. Then when asked if she knew any french songs she sung about a guy cheating on his girl. She also said that she was still holding on to learning how to speak French despite not needing it anymore since it would be a waste to put so much time into it only to lose it this way

I hope Toma recovers soon. I also hope she gets revenge against Vedal for whatever it was that he did.

>>103821624
>revenge for not having sex with her

>>103821574
damn...

>>103821574
I'll check it out and report back

don't reply to whorefag obvious bait

>>103821574
damn frenchie cheated on her like she cheated on geoguessr

looks like the schizo rrat artists are back. thank god, things were getting boring

there was no frenchi you retards it was vedal in a beret wearing a mime outfit

all the french bs is just a red herring
she just went to the UK to meet Vedal and maybe try to sort stuff out with her university

>>103821574
>>103821712
This is the French song part https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oXal0TrNpeY&t=9045s

Which ships are still alive?
>anny
>toma
>ellie
>layna
>mini

physically cannot watch asmr so i'll just have to take your word for it
but i'm also 100% certain whatever you're trying to point out here is in actual fact nothing at all

>>103822164
I thought every schizo ship died after Cerdal won?

>>103821712
>One was her immediately shutting down her moving to France and kissing a French boy sounding annoyed.
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2546290898?t=0h10m34s
She said that in a joking manner, this just sounds like she doesn't want France to turn into an annoying chat meme

>Then when asked if she knew any french songs she sung about a guy cheating on his girl.
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2540238587?t=2h30m46s
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2540238587?t=2h32m57s
Tonight You Belong to Me was the next song in her queue after someone asked that, it's completely unrelated

>She also said that she was still holding on to learning how to speak French despite not needing it anymore since it would be a waste to put so much time into it only to lose it this way
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2546290898?t=0h34m5s
despite not needing it IN THE NETHERLANDS

>>103822164
since when did minidal die?

>>103822279
it's not dead. because retards will never give up shipping a man with a lesbian for some reason lmao

>Mini
Hot
>Ellie
Hot
>Koko
Hot
>Cerber
Hot
>Layna
Hot
>Toma
Hot
>Anny
I'll pass

>>103822304
>vedal is gay
>mini is gay
cute couple

>>103822304
Mini is a lesbian?

>>103822443
yeah

lesbian as long as it brings incel money

>>103822578
Just sing the damn lovey dovey music.

>>103822578
only morans ever believe the lesbian/single lies everyone knows theyre oshis are being dicked every single day by BTC

>>103822735
>BTC
>$114,637.40
Jesus. What a chad.
From two cents to here.

>>103822164
Real Answer?
>Anny - dead
>Toma -dead
>Ellie - maybe?
>Layna - probably dead
>Mini - not dead
Meanwhile, Vedmila and Cerdal are still very much alive.

mini:
>denies being gay every chance she gets
/swarm/:
>I hate this lying whore, why does she keep pretending to be a lesbian?

>>103822888
>denies being gay every chance she gets
proof?

I wanna jerk off to Koko. Are there any audio compilations?

Veddy~~ <3

>>103822888
Are you questioning cryptic symbolism of my dreams, anon?

>>103822971
Crelly is so fucking bad and she moans so good i need to fuck her disgusting strinky unwashed pussy like you have no idea

>>103822942
She shut down 95% of fillian's attempts at yuribaiting this collab

>>103822249
neuro-sama?

What investments will be safe when the docs start to drop?

>>103822971
has there ever been a lazier subathon than this?

>>103823253
Dougdal

>>103820938
Imagine being retarded enough to dump someone like Ellie. I don't know if my self worth is just low or what, but some autism is nothing compared to such a dream girl
>incredibly smart
>passionate about what she does
>extremely successful in her career
>earns well because of it
>talented (can sing, draw, build stuff, etc)
>cute as fuck
>has unique hobbies
>knows lots of random trivia because of autismo
>into space and stuff
Literally perfect

>>103823317
if he was able to get a girl like that in the first place then he's probably a chad anyway so women like this are dime a dozen for him

Koko's v3 voices are insanely good. I hope Vedal can cook something similar up for neuro so she can whisper, yell, sing etc like that.

Ellie is too talented and too smart. Oh I can work a piano. Oh I can do robotics. Oh I can sing. Oh I'm super cute.
It isn't fair that some people get to have good upbringings.
Man wouldn't it be great if my parents were supportive and didn't shame me for being loud and annoying in their home that one time I got to play an instrument.
Maybe I would be better.

>>103823419
Come the fuck on now, anon. Sure, she may have some privileges, but you can't say she doesn't work her ass off for it too.

what the fuck was that backread

>>103823434
>conditioning
Having parents who foster you for success must be great.

>>103823317
>>103823419
>retards don't know what streaming life and real life discrepancy is
ngas of course the girl who's streaming is going to show off all the good stuff about her
if you were streaming then you'd do the same
irl i bet she's just as if not more problematic than some whores out there

>>103823005
god I'm so down bad for her too

The usual slop, reheated vomit

>>103823496
Look, if I didn't idolize people by a superficial view of their personality I would not still be hung up on my crush from 7th grade in elementary school from over a decade ago. In any case, sometimes, you must take the bad with the good. Ellie would have to a REAL piece of work to offset the good traits she has.

>>103812741
I'll do it either tomorrow or wednesday <3

>>103823585
Does Ellie like tributes?

>>103823586
>>103823611
kys

>>103823253
>>103823514

>>103823621
No, I'm serious. Does Ellie like tributes?

Imagine being a shipnigger during today's economy
Kekwa

>>103823611
Idk, but I think we should find out

I NEED to lie down over ellie's small body and put my head on her flat chest and listen carefully as her heartbest becomes faster for our shared love that would heal ALL of my problems

>>103823645
Look, if the biggest gfe Vtubers from both the East and the West respectively were secretly married all along for 5 years without anyone knowing, I wouldn't be so quick to toss out Vedal entering a relationship with one of the dozen chicks literally drooling for turtle dick on main 24/7, but not telling anyone.

>>103823657
I want to sit by her side and let her tell me fun facts about the bug I saw on the road and brought home because it looked cool.

>no jew genius gf
godFucking dammit all

knowing that the guys who post this kind of shit is like >90 purity score at 20+ of age is really sad and pitiful to see

>>103823736
Is it so wrong to be the only sane man in a clown world? Is it so wrong to wish for love?

Vedal's twinkish build
Vedal's small waist
Vedal's unexpectidly large cock

>>103823707
Someone who can have a real job and go to grad school has no business vtubing and deserves whatever horrible faggotry that comes their way.

Why does it feel like whorefags are in a competition to come across as more pathetic than pedos?

The concept of describing horrible events in one's life as faggotry

notice how he included pedos to challenge the thread owners

Notice how he's been seething on cd for like 10 minutes

which post? im blind

>>103823758
>nooo you need to slave irl and not check in free money from simps

>>103823800
Occupational hazard.

>>103823682
You're so fucking dumb, all shipperniggers are but they're too stupid to realize why so I'll say the ugly part for you.
Shipping Vedal only works in your head because of information availability, your brain knows Vedal and knows whatever Whore you're trying to ship him with so the cognitive path is shorter than whatever your average Holodrone has to do for hetero shipping. The problem with this is that you ignore information that contradicts your fantasies such as Vedal probably being gay, so it's not really the act of shipping Greega that is hilarious but rather how it often shows your lack of touch with reality and the smoothness of your brain

>>103823758
reminds me of someone who got a PhD and then quit her real job to do onlyfans because she was able to make millions doing that instead

>>103823732
I was actually genuinely depressed about the fact I would never be able to date someone like Ellie for a while. Made me stop watching Vtubers for like 3-4 months. Knowing that she is actively seeking relationships and failing every time doesn't help

>>103823833
Ball is life anon

>>103823827
Modern society is a complete hellscape.

>Vedal probably being gay
lol

>>103823820
Vedal isn't gay he is just European. Plus he is super into privacy so whatever his sexuality, you'd never know it.

>>103823870
You're right, it's a fact at this point

>>103823881
gay or european cover by the twins when?

>>103823903
Shut up Vedal you stupid tard.

>I was actually genuinely depressed about the fact I would never be able to date someone like Ellie for a while.
PUHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHA

>>103823901
It's gonna be a Neuroverse cover after he comes out and the line "but if he comes out straight im free un saturday~" will be singed by mini

>>103823867
When you have thousands of PhDs of a certain field trained a certain way v.s. just one of (you) who might look like someone else and have similar mannerisms, it makes sense why you can potentially get millions from onlyfans
the only issue is that if you aren't a good (enough) commodity, then you won't get millions, or even pennies

>i-i-it s just a coincidence how close he is to fags and LGBT allies in general
>all the gay talk is just for funs :)

>>103823937
...

>>103823581
every time I see this image, all I can picture is this

>how close he is to fags and LGBT allies in general
you realize those "people" infest every space only to spread their programming, right? And you can't tell them to fuck off

>>103823967
Great job at sucking the Fun out of a picture like a trans accompanying a truck driver behind a gas a station

Does Ellie want tributes?

where are these retarded ellie newfags coming from, babby's first gosling experience, welcome to /vt/

>>103824014
No, stop asking

Vedal does not have a single gay friend

>>103824003
Holy seethe

>>103824031
...lovers, on the other hand...

>>103824014
>Honestly, I don't really get why people do it, but if you like doing it then go for it. Whatever makes you happy!

>>103824003
the truth stings. You can love neuro without being miserable about it, you know that?

>>103824031
He does have a gay boyfriend tho (me, i have sex with him every day)

puffy nurcunny desuyo

>>103824070
kys

>>103824031
>pb

>>103824062
I don't think that's what the picture is about anon

>>103824030
She should get tributes. I think it would make her happy regardless of what you think.

>>103824061
bros
she is so perfect
its so painful.........

>>103824061
forgot the part where she calls those people wastes of oxygen and she'd prefer to eat sand than hanging out with them

>>103824091
this but Neuro

>>103824091
Babie's first gosling

>>103824091
Time to die. She doesn't care. Please die. Go to Xen.

>>103811183
>>103811183
>>103811183
>>103811183
>>103811183
Migrate when ready

>>103824070
BASED

>they dont realize this is a secret holopony is in the thread
nigga literally posted an image

>>103821533
c'mere evil-tan <3

>>103824070
This, simply this

sending leech aqua the nastiest dms she should khs soon

clun~

Kinda sad backread, a sunday thread should be lazy and cozy not depressing

>>103825380
it definitely is cozy (slow)

>>103823901
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsmDh44BPlM
relevant

>>103823948
interesting of putting it, but i'm unconvinced people's appearance+mannerisms are that unique

>>103824044
lol

clun~

kys

clun~

kys

clun~

kys~