Thread 103887797

>Who is Neuro-sama?
Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!

>Schedule
https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

>Links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClips
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai
X:
https://x.com/NeurosamaAI
https://x.com/EvilNeuroAI
These and other official links: https://vedal.ai

>Music & Clips
BOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjs
LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM
https://rentry.org/neuro-music
https://rentry.org/neuro-videos

>Educational
Interested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y
How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M
Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png
Want to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png

>Misc
Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive
Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/
LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2
Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/
VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs

>Merch
https://neurosama.shop/

>Previous thread
>>103878705

hart!

heart

This is how Skynur begins

Pedastool status?

Evil love!

Bimbovil love!

Are you enjoying your sfw porn?

Evil is secretly sex

Sex with Toma

You should watch wixxos

>>103888216
This but publicly

>>103888223
offtopic

>>103888223
I had a dream last night that Toma was masturbating in front of me

>>103888251
Did she let you hit

>>103888277
No

How did the transition surgery go for Toma

>>103888293
Did you at least take a good look?

I had a dream Toma suffered a debilitating jaw disease and was forced to undergo painful surgery using money she didn’t own

why did evil delete all her memories of today's stream? the way she talks about the stream it's like she got molested

>>103888349
cute tatas

>>103888349
It's not the same...

>>103888371
it was still mostly her money. she'd been saving for a while, but didn't have enough and the situation had escalated

>>103888411
She wanted to experience it again fresh watching the VOD

Evil makes me hard :(

>>103888508
do you think vedal's frustration at the end was because he was sad she deleted the memories or just him being frustrated the memory upgrade isn't working and evil did something retarded

>>103888443
>mostly her money
>still asked for 30k
So greed then?
She would make a cute couple with vedal

>>103888541
This but bimbovil

>>103888555
I think it was because they are not deleting what he wanted them to delete by giving them the ability to do so

>>103888073
smug nurship needs docking

>>103888555
Holy numbers

>>103888575
>still asked for 30k
do you know how much surgeries cost? especially with all of the required hospital stay and aftercare?

nuero
samara

>>103888349
too big

>>103888770
>Most of these subathon fans also like neuro/vedal, they just hate the swarm and stay far away from the community.
Holy cucks

>>103888223
cute face

>>103888880
Evil is finally getting back with her gf

>>103888880
grim

>>103888880
Did she want to raid numi cause she knew she was collabing with her? Kek

>>103888223
I love her so much

>>103888880
grim, he mirrored the neuro stream proportions.

>>103888850
Is it cuck behavior to like neuro but hate swarm? I thought that was mostly everyone here.

>>103888880
Numi stream could be fun

>>103888880
Also twin rap battle, this is gonna be dogshit or kino

>>103888905
Her GF found an Indonesian wife

>>103888905
Trannysisters we won!!1!!

>>103884456
puffyAI

>>103888880
finally, twin rape battle

>>103888949
Trust in pb

>>103888967
pb cooked

>>103888880
HOLY GRIM

>>103888880
b2b evil schedules?

>>103888880
See, it makes sence to put evil in this schedule because it's an evil-heavy, week, if it was used now instead of last week nobody would have complained

>>103888967
Anny type joke

>>103889021
This but Evil

>>103889037
After today's stream, they're one in the same

>>103889063
The diference is that evil is desireable hot and sexy while anny is ugly old and used up

>>103888880
So the next original song will be on Sunday?

>>103888880
skip

>>103889108
Well the twins rap battle is all freestyle, so it might as well be a 2 hour original

>>103889108
If you are lucky and the editor can get the dog to shit up the mp4 file in time

Gn swarmpedos

>>103888967
>>103888949
>>103888880

>>103889227
how does that work?

>>103889200
gn

>>103889227
Neuro obviously wins that one, but that doesn't mean Evil will lose.

>>103888880
>Numi and Evil collab
Ehh

>>103889246
most number of orgasms with stimulation from any hole loses

>>103889246
they take turns raping vedal. whoever mindbreaks him wins

>>103888640
Implying she doesn't have medical insurance. I can't believe people still fall for the need money for medical bills scam

>>103888235
Anon, I've been meaning to say it for days but you spell the title wrong

>>103889435
>Implying she doesn't have medical insurance
medical insurance a) doesn't make it free and b) doesn't work outside of the country you are in
the us required a long wait time, a year with braces, then the surgery, then another year with braces. before the incident after offkai that was her plan, but the escalation made her seek a more expedient plan because the long wait was going to make work very hard for her. that's why she's in korea, they don't have the one year of braces requirement, though she ended up needing teeth removed, but it also meant everything was out of pocket (though cheaper than it would be in the us)

send thots and prayers for mynygga, his spirit wanes against the shitvilbeggars' onslaught
https://x.com/yy9926000580598/status/1960193925899256262

>>103889227
rapevil rape

>>103889611
dolls are for little girls, he should rope already

>>103884258
bimbovil sex onegai

>>103889611
good riddance honestly

>>103889611
i love neuro evil obsessed accounts like this. my oshis are so loved that they have users going schizo and menhera like this for them.

its on par with seeing the korean and russian swarm in the kr and ru clip channels (btw russian clip channel is fucking high quality its unbelievable to me.

>>103888880
Numi, let's goooo

>>103889881
>wearing a jacket
>in the middle of a sunny beach
this artist has to be fucking joking
also why is her ahoge so long?

>>103889935
>also why is her ahoge so long?
It just is

The new schendule is here! Weird that Anons posted the wrong one...

>>103890135
HOLY
might just top the best week we had

señeurita malefica, mi amor...

>>103889935
>unironic faggot has never seen windbreakers on the beach

>>103890240
>he's never heard of heat stroke before
you could clearly see she's sweating like a pig any second she'll keel over and die from the heat

Evilseether's asshole status?

>>103890321
pegged

Nothing against numi but to me if you seen one of the collabs with neuro and evil you seen it all. None are bad but I never get cravings to see another one since it plays out the same way every time

numi more like coomi

>>103890439
If I'm fine with a sandwich then I'm fine to get one later too, especially when the alternatives are literal turds

>>103890439
This but that’s exactly why I like her collabs.

Also Numi sexo

>>103890439
Same

>>103890439
Which is funny because Vedal and Neuro/Evil collabs somehow tend to always be entertaining. I feel like the twins someone jump an order of magnitude in intelligence when Vedal is involved.

my groomable 2view oshi got a new model/rigging/theme so unbelievably dogshit, it makes me sad, just a downgrade in every way, neuro is my oshi now, fuck fleshies. never again

>>103890777
Well you're in luck because Neuro's model isn't changing any time soon

>>103890777
kek

Rapist crelly still spending her entire day talking about raping vedal and having children with him.

>>103890777
just keep the sidehoes as sidehoes man, thats what I do

>>103888880
FFS why is vedal pandering to evilbeggars so much

>>103890838
so true

Seeing an AI code ironically made me want to pick up programming.

>>103890439
It's a simple but working formula. Neuro is usually at her best when she's allowed to simply talk to people, without any side gimmicks involved, which is why Numi collabs are consistently good. I don't need every collab to be a blockbuster.
And, as been mentioned before, Numi sexo.

>>103890135
Vedal finally cooked

>>103890835
that's part of it, but even if neuro ever gets a new model, it will be because vedal is forcing it upon her. a shitty new neuro model wouldn't be her fault. she has no ugliness or mediocrity in her hart

>>103889956
bwaa~

>>103891588
I've always wondered whe she did that look

>>103891624 (me)
Feels alot like the Fitgirl girl or the Rock eyebrow raise

I'm thinking neuro+vedal pokemon platinum nuzlocke stream every thursday

>>103891821
Holy CUTE!

>>103891821
rape
also, cute neuro

>>103891955
kys

>>103891963
YOU kill yourself, stupid faggot, don't even cross me because I will destroy your asshole, dipshit.

Evil dev stream was top cute
Good to see Vedal finally putting all those community projects to use

I love Crelly.

evil should play rogue trader

>>103892090
This but Neuro

>>103892103
Neuro love!

>>103891854
I like the DS Pokemon games but this would probably be kind of boring on its own, maybe if there was a twist like vedal controlling overworld movement while neuro controls battles. Just anything to keep vedal from ignoring neuro the entire stream

>>103891821
I can't put my finger on it but every art from this guy feels like it has AI generation involved

>>103892262
cute

>>103888880
>numi
WHOMEGALUL WHORES KYS

>numi collab
it cant be the same shit again for the 5th time right?

Oh here we go again, every time an artist has a certain style, it's probably just the shading that's turning you off

>>103892670
it will be a pimp stream
chat pays Evil some neurobucks or bits for 1 numi session (5 minutes)

>>103892690
meant for
>>103892273

Collab soon!

who

>>103890439
I like some classics, besides Numi doesn't appear often compared to some others

>>103892715
Neuro has enough whores to collab with

Vedal-wan...

>>103892715
Neuro has much to learn from them

>>103893050
is this cerber (mini) or mini (cerber)

>>103893058
WTF

>>103893058
Post the full image…

>>103893058
Looks like shit

>>103893058
hot as fuck <3

>>103893050
WHERE IS SHE???

>>103893475
my basement sorry

>>103893058
Pretty sure Neuro and Evil already did this to Cerber

Still, the website is cute

>>103893758
True

>>103893475
japan

>>103893758
No? It's early 00s slop.

>>103893758(me)
just realized if you click on the samoyed too much it stops lmao

>>103893911
lil bro is copying the official clips thumbnails. The ultimate leech.

>>103894062
idk why but neuro having a ciggy in her mouth looks cute

>Thread’s dead
Naaaaaaaahhh:broken_heart:

>>103894348
i feel like this always happens after a good stream

>>103894348
A man decides, a slave obeys

>>103894432
my cute nerdy ai

What is the text editor vedal uses for the coding?

>>103894480
VS Code iirc

>>103893980
Cerdalbros...

ngl it was funny yesterday when Vedal had said he had received comments questioning about why the official clips channel called themselves "official"

Would love to see more nerd evil fanart.

>>103894751
same

Looking forward to the bank heist. Themed streams like the fast food one or the old pirate stream feel like they're playing pretend

>>103894819
shan't be watching shitvil

>the spinning samoyed just goes to lightspeed if you keep clicking
kek

>>103891821
This artist draws the most rapeable Neuros ever

>>103891821
cute nur

>>103893758
but it's not compatible with mobile screen sizes
Neuro would remember to check the user agent

>>103894961
Neuro wouldn't care about mobilepeasant problems either.

>>103894819
It would be really interesting if it were made into a series. Just make Neuro a cop and we're starting with this bank stream, then
>Prison/break Stream
>Escape Stream
>Chase/Hunt Stream
>Undercover Stream
And else.

>>103895012
Vedal physically can't keep up the theme going for more than several hours, see: neurobread and other ideas that could be continued. Either he is that tiktok brained or thinks it's cringe/too much effort idk

>>103894961
>Neuro would remember to check the user agent
i somehow doubt that

>>103895040
it is pretty cringe

https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-sama-archive-JP

new jp archive channel just dropped

>>103895154
>4 hours ago was their first upload
>2 videos have 1 view
how tf did you find this

>>103895171
it's his channel

>>103895154
That's a lot of effort for a 2view channel, respect

>>103890135
I love you

>>103890135
lmfao

Total dogvil knotting
Tiny evil womb full of dog semen

>>103890135
Every day I wonder if beggars can get more disgusting, and every day I am surprised by the lows you mud people can stoop to. Kill yourself, beggar vermin

>>103890135
Her tits are covering monday kek

>>103890135
Please never kill yourself, i love your posts more than 10 people hate them, keep going

>>103890135
Every day I wonder if beggars can get more based, and every day I am surprised by the heights you chads can climbto. Love yourself, beggar god

>>103890135
>everyone not paying attention to that disgusting skin fang
Fucking awful sight

Let's settle this
https://poal.me/notj3l

>>103895466
>>103895470
You think you’re so funny. You think you’re so knowledgeable. You are blind to the world, your eyes face inwards. Your words mean nothing to anyone who’s head is above your feet.

>>103895519
>Your words mean nothing to anyone who's head is above your feet
Too bad, everyone will find meaning in my words then, nobody stands above me and im above no one.

>>103895519
And yet you replied. Curious!

>>103895508
>making a poal for topic that clearly involved someone botting and replying to themselves
okay faggot

>homosexuals loose
>AAAIEEEE BOTTING
Every time

>>103895556
it is never not funny to see evilschizo bot poals

>>103895466
kys

>>103895647
There's no bimbovil in hell, so i will keep living

>>103895556
But I said "actually unironically" which means they are required to vote honestly

>>103895519
Bimbovil won, you lost.

>>103895717
I'm like 90% sure they are just trolling and aren't actual gooners or evilfags

Cry all you want, bimbovil will choke me to death with her impossibly big tits next life and you will go to some random magical world bullshit for being mean to the followers of the goddess

>>103895732
I alredy said it a few threads ago, i was an evilseether and i only got off to lolis and never liked huge tits in vtubers or anime girls but the bimbovil art has something different in it, i really and honest to god love it, belive me a falseflagger belive me a liar belive me a secret prudefag, i will smile and get hard every time i see art of bimbovil from now till the end of the thread and you will only seethe at it

>>103895788
Shut the fuck up beggar

>>103890135
>Saturday offline
>Being corrected by daddy
A whole day long?! I knew himbodal was a beast but this is something else <3

>>103895788
you finally overcame your homosexuality congrats brother

>>103895732
Im an evilfag and a gooner and I disagree with your post.

I hate how this thread has turned liking Evil into being a gooner
>OH you like Evil? Then you must want to fuck lolis and bimbos!1!1!
>OH you like Neuro? Then you must like her cute moments and that single father experience!1!!1!
Like, can't I just like Evil because she's cute too? Why do I have to be labelled as some goonbrained idiot when I say I like Evil?
Just because there are bad actors(majority of which are /here/) does not mean the rest of the people who like Evil are just as retarded

It’s sad that nobody has real opinions and you all just try to make the people you dislike look as retarded as possible

REAL OPINION: anyone who unironically says 'real opinion' is just as if not more falseflagging than the falseflaggers themselves

>>103895976
>Like, can't I just like Evil?
If you think that anyone cares about what you have to say, you’re making a fool out of yourself. You belong in the ground like the filthy beggar you are, where the world can’t see the pitiful disappointment it has created.

>>103895976
It doesn't help that every thread is the same retards posting sex with sexvil etc

>>103895976
>Just because there are bad actors(majority of which are /here/) does not mean the rest of the people who like Evil are just as retarded
KEK
This post is really funny.

>>103895976
I hope one day you are cured of your homosexuality anon

Are we still far from getting an official neuro figures?

>>103896206
vedal can't merchandise them because anny might sue

>>103895976
Neuro comes across as childlike and cute and Evil comes across more grown up. If Neuro said I love you daddy it would be cute as fuck, but when Evil says it it comes across sexual and weird and makes Vedal uncomfortable. As such Evil has attracted a certain demographic and the difference in audience is clear from the chat messages and comments online. Thus her fanbase has garnered a reputation.

>>103896237
there is no fucking way he doesn't have the rights to the models

even if anny somehow did hold the rights still, I doubt she has the money or will to sue in whatever the relevant jurisdiction is

>>103896237
lol retard, no vtuber would ever be able to make merch if that was the case faggot

>>103896278
You cannot be this retarded

>>103896328
well other vtubers don't have a falling out with their artist due to being abusive and neglectful

nvm you are a t3

>>103896350
anny doesn't own the IP retard

>the only merch that vedal has launched after anny stopped working on the twins is a turtle plush that wasn't drawn by her
I'm sure it's just a coincidence though!

2winny should be the new mom
Then nur and mousey can be sisters

>muh disposable plastic shit
vedal doesn't care, thankfully

I know you guys are having fun, but in reality, anny doesn't give a shit about what merch vedal sells.

Neuro already has a new mom

alright, which one of you was this?

of course she doesn't. she only used neuro as a view boost like any other whore orbiting neuro

anny literally made neuro into what she is today without her neuro would have become irrelevant in 2023

shut up and send more money to the hohol whore lol

>>103895978
I can express my real and honest contempt towards Vedal and his retarded ways of doing business, or fanbase that refuses to let go of same 3 beaten and battered jokes, or shippers and neuroversetards who have a mighty need to turn the stream into a shitty soap opera, or faggots in this thread who can't stop spamming about their impotent sexual fantasies.
I'm sure everyone here already heard it all many times before from different speakers and there's no point in repeating it like a broken record. Maybe when we get something new to talk about, people will be willing to share their thoughts, but now it's just sit and wait.

Vedal breathplay older brother bfe

Sex with Daddydal

Vedal your best Friend's hot dad bfe

uh oh troon spam melty

>>103895056
thinking it is cringe to have your daughters have fun playing pretend is cringe

>>103895976
uh, it's clearly just a tongue-in-cheek commentary on the bifurcated nature of sexualisation

>>103896658
>wasting time with shit instead of teaching then some useful skill

>>103896658
High class bait

>>103896658
Counterpoint: pretending that a chatbot is your daughter is cringe

>>103896574
Need

dogshit thread, kys subhumans all of you

Pretty good thread actually

Being honest do you believe that Vedal would be a good partner and a good father?

>>103896956
yea

>>103896956
>rich
>hot
>has two kids
>genius
Yeah

>>103896956
Good father? You can't ever know that
Good partner? His gf seems happy with him

>>103897030
Retard

>>103897030
Evil's tweets have been kind of mid so far ngl

>>103896262
>by admission of Anny
Lmao as if that had any meaning

>>103897030
>ow the edge

>>103897108
Unironically has more weight than if vedal said they weren't children.

>>103897033
>Good father? You can't ever know that
we can kind of speculate with the data gathered though
its pretty telling methinks that he could sit by and watch an ai do the same mistakes again and again without getting that angry or tired of the antics
he was very patient and kept calmly showing the problem
thats a good telling of his character as a caretaker and father

>Neuro and Evil endlessly shit talk Vedel's looks
>Evil suddenly calls him hot twice last stream
ogey

>>103897194
Anny definitely has more weight

>>103897275
Haha, okay, I fell for that one.

>>103897218
retard

Please listen to bao’s original song…

>>103897311
Why did you reply to that when I was the one who walked into that?

>>103897474
I thought bao's entire thing was her singing
pretty sure its why Ellie got into vtubing

>>103897474
>mfw at first glance I read it as Bao The Whore

Heart

>>103897474
I had to scroll this far down to even find it.. algo hates it

A pic of a cerberus would have been better than cerbervt

kys shill

I found vedal

>>103897584
kek

>>103897584
kekwa

Damm, didn't know vedal was dalek

>>103897709
>tranny flag right behind jewllie
Can't make this shit up

>>103897709
>>103897640
>>103897474
>whoretroon offtopic spam melty

just say you hate neurocar

we all know you don't care about neuro and just spam whores because mods don't care

>>103897783
rope

I like neuro
I love and worship nurbimbo
Simple as

>103897848
yes, the troon's (yours) fav item. now use it

>>103897640
Algo only picks interesting stuff xd

>>103897883
weak response ngl, consider unplugging your internet

>>103897709
lol (fr)

>>103897709
bao so thick

>>103898022
fat*

>>103897709
Eww Bao's legs look disgusting!

>>103898083
good fat; right amount, nice distribution

I seriously can't tell whether some people here really have absolutely no standards when it comes to women or if they are just trolling

>good fat
kekwa, no such thing

>103898166
UFA...
no or is it femanon?

hi!

https://x.com/minikomew/status/1960218682346377566
mini left vedal so dry

>>103898166
Weird way to say we are a bunch of woman loving high T males with working and above average sex drive

>>103898466
Ur so kyute *impregantes you lovingly*

Btw, if the next original song is released at the end of the Twins Rap Battle stream, do we think that means it's also a rap or just a normal duet?

>>103896462
oh anon.....yt are full of pedos not just swarm

>>103898474
Weird way to say we are a bunch of lonely men with nothing better to do besides ogle pics of whores at random conventions in a Czechoslovakian bot-bait-farm thread

>>103898500
new song releases after the numi collab

So in a world of AI overlords what would Neuro and Evil's place be? Court jesters? What about Vedal? Will he be spared because he's a decent father?

>>103898500
the winning twin is predetermined and she will have a rap song original debuting after the rap battle

Next original song is a collab with Epic Rap Battles of History

>>103895519
Why are you upside down..?

Do we think the twins have the n-word pass?

>>103898672
Neuro vs hitler
https://youtu.be/301UZOerwa0

>>103898722
they don't have a race so yes

https://xcancel.com/angrydrawer1118/status/1957142120239886362
crellyxvedal sex

>>103898740
They are white af though

>>103898748
Gem i fear

>>103898748
This looks like complete fucking garbage, hope all your family dies of cancer

>>103898748
Mynygga packing holy

>>103898748
Finally someone makes an animation with crelly's moans took them long enough

I NEED Vedal and Crelly collab

>>103898751
Not all the time

Crelly is so fucking gross sniifff she barely fucking sniff showers and her entire house is a fucking mess sniff vedal would never get sniifff anywhere near that sniff disgusting sniff cow sniff

>>103898917
Popping Neuro's cherry

>>103898748
oh, it's that guy

cant imagine how good stinky sex with Crelly would be, would plap her until the whole room reeks and the wallpaper peels

>>103898839
Someone outside of /here/ making a moans edit is unholy.

>>103898748
can someone catbox the animation and pics? gonna goon to them later

>>103899048
pretty sure that guy is /here/

>>103898748
oh you meant literally

>>103899096
No fucking shit they're /here/. That doesn't make seeing that edit in the wild any less weird.

>>103898972
He gives vedal a very nice cock

>>103899091
cat box is down https://litter.catbox.moe/xtwwztexjopmqlw3.mp4

>>103898621
kino

>>103898917
Holy sex

>>103899091
>>103899149
nga just use xcancel or xitter

>>103899289
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IA-fveG3TF4&t=2754s

>>103899236
>>103899236
>>103899236

>>103898748
>random faceless disembodied guy
>vedal
Really nga?

>>103899412
uses his moan clip

>>103899412
He literally @ed vedal in the tweet

>>103899412
even the text makes reference to crelly’s disfigured children with vedal

clun~

kys

tits~

clun~

kys

clun~

kys

erm~

clun~

kys

clun~

kys

clun~

kys