Thread 103904960

Funniest fucking thumbnail ever. What do you guys think she's doing off stream?

living her life like a normal person

Buy an ad clipbeggar.

Yeah super funny haha I'm sure she said something extremely lewd except not at all

watching northernlion streams/videos

>hololive clips
>look inside
>indie non-holo clips
kys

LMAO!!!

>>103904960 (OP)
But why is your dick so small, brownfeet?

>>103905479
That dude living in your head rent free

>>103905504
Nah, he apparently has a permanent home on this board already with his deluge of nimi threads.

>>103905518
Your oshi has a husband

>>103906176
And you have a micropenis.
>>89733514
https://warosu.org/vt/post/89733514

>>103904960 (OP)
BOY I LOVE GOSSIPING LIKE A 55 YEAR OLD WINE AUNT

>>103906210
Posting some dude's cock 50 times a day won't stop your oshi from getting creampied by her husband every night

>>103904960 (OP)
Sucking dick.

>>103906210
Why did i click on this

>>103906210
Thats photoshop btw
There's no way it's so small

>>103906210
Not far from Indias average desu

>>103906698
You can try it yourself with any table near you, he is pushing the balls along the shaft, it looks more extreme than it is probably.

>>103906210
Obessed with penis.

>>103907770
>>103906440
i mean it's basically a clitoris

>>103907674
>actually my dick isn't that small!
this is getting too depressing

Everyone has a micropenis compared to a virile young tapir like Nimi.
https://files.catbox.moe/sd3ajk.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/6r06pw.jpg

>>103904960 (OP)
Don't care.
She's Mr. Nightmare's responsibility now

>it has been months and months
>constant seething schizo

>>103906210
>Has a penis saved on his device
>Everyone else are the ones obsessed with cock

>>103908161
>a cute anime girl will never knock on your door to shower you in cum
It's not fucking fair

>>103908232
>penis saved on his device
you mean the post number?
are you actually retarded?

>>103906210
HAHAHAAHAHAAH

>>103908232
cope. everyone here who posts non stop about nimi is obsessed with her husband's cock.

>>103908293
>bro I don't have a penis saved to my device, I just have a link to a penis saved to my device!
okay

>>103904960 (OP)
Nobody cares about what she does off stream.
But the LLD was retarded and her fans would have been better off not being publicly cuckolded.

>>103904960 (OP)
Watched the clip. It’s just her doing silly faces to the camera while she waits to hit the go live button, which explains what she does since she’s always on time, her favorite is a disappointed/cringe look.

Why are holocucks so obsessed with Nimi ? Because she reminds them of Azki ?

>>103908232
>device
that's a link
links are not saved on devices
how hard is it to understand this simple concept
your IQ is abysmally low

>>103904960 (OP)
I know none of you have sex, that's okay, no shame in that. Most women aren't even worth fucking anymore.
But people in relationships fuck for about 5 minutes once per day. The whole fucking all day every day thing is a fantasy.

>>103909026
Nimi said she wants a child and is trying for it. once per day isn't going to cut it my dude. couples who are trying for a child do it once in the morning and then 3-4 times at night and then 8 to 12 times per day on the weekends. that number doubles during estrus days

>>103909112
That's not how that works.
Women have about two days a month where they ovulate and the few days before the sperm can survive. It's better to save up your semen for the right ovulation timing than just cum inside over and over.
Because the more you cum in the same day you less semen you shoot inside and the act of sex will SCRAPE out semen from inside her that isnt currently in her womb.
If you have sex all day every day you are wasting 90% of your seed.
You would want to save up your cum for about three weeks to be fully loaded and then fuck her the day before she ovulates and maybe once a day after every 24 hours.

>>103904960 (OP)
killing dogs

>>103909026
>people in relationships fuck for about 5 minutes once per day.
maybe if you're only counting intercourse, should be 25minutes AT LEAST start to finish for love making

>>103904960 (OP)
Probably eating kale or something

>>103906210
Small dicks are perfect for penetrating pure virgins. Big dicks are good for used up sluts like nimi

>>103905518
>says the guy who replies to every single nimi thread

>>103906210
Kekfvut instantly BTFO

>>103904960 (OP)
I already blocked your channel, buy an ad

Common fantasy of yours, Indonesian boy?
>>103911783

>>103910865
He can't even make it past his own balls let alone a hymen

>>103908916
>space before ?
brown poster. I tell you this so you can do a better job hiding it in the future

>>103912014
likely french actually

>>103910540
Yeah well it's not. For most people that have been in a relationship for quite a awhile, you kiss, you touch each others genitals, maybe a quick lick or two, and then you fuck and it's over pretty quick.
The honeymoon period is where people fuck often and a lot.

>>103913710
You are going to get divorced brother. She probably complains about you with her friends.

>>103913710
not when you're trying to start a family

>>103904960 (OP)
mr. nightmare obviously

>>103906210
Naplings might be the only fanbase that has seen more cock than their oshi

>>103915869
Kiar...

>>103904960 (OP)
Getting cummed inside

>>103920388
Yeah, by me.

probably blowing her fiance?

>>103909284
Or you can just fuck a 20 year old and not even think about it.

>>103912058
Unfortunately...

LATAMbro...

>>103908511
kek

>>103908849
Why the fuck did THIS get deleted? There's like 500 actual offending posts in here and the janny deletes the one that removes any ambiguity?

>>103922526
Or eating his ass.

>>103923541
napling sisters... how is he so lucky...

>>103904960 (OP)
getting ligma

Why is a channel dedicated to Hololive clips posting indie clips?

>>103904960 (OP)
Swallowing husband cum

>>103904960 (OP)
cheating on her man while being pregnant like any white vegan modern inclusive bitch?

>>103906440
That Husband? Me.
Stop talking about me already, you all creep me out.

>>103906210
Lost it.

>>103906210
funny how this causes so much seething

>>103904960 (OP)
Giving her fans the cuckchair treatment

>>103923740
Why does a channel dedicated to Hololive clips have Liz as their profile picture?
Some questions don't have answers

>>103904960 (OP)
getting cummed inside

>>103904960 (OP)
Cheating on her husband probably.

>>103904960 (OP)
Watching game of thrones

>>103909026
as a woman, i like it when men cum fast. you know, when you're giving a blow job for too long, your jaw starts to hurt. also, the smaller the dick, the easier it is to gobble it up

>>103909001
You’re IQ is actually lower for not understanding that there’s no real difference between saving the link with the penis and saving the picture itself.

>>103904960 (OP)
Me

>>103914407
Not me. I'm talking about the norm. The average.
>>103915827
Idiot.
>>103922571
Not how that works.
20 year olds aren't fertile all day every day. They just have more eggs that are younger and healthier, you still only get one egg per month.

>>103931665
Hi Stronny

>>103906210
he's so mad about this
KEK

>>103905025
So she isn't the antisocial, otaku, nerdy, shut-in girl everyone thinks of her as?

>>103909112
>Nimi said she wants a child and is trying for it.
She's vegan. Vegans are all infertile. She's gonna be trying for years and not know why she can't, kek

>>103906210
i actually feel better about my penis now thanks

Life may be rough, but at least I'm not a microdicked brownskin who spends literally every waking hour being mad about an internet woman.

>>103930502
reenacting the sex scenes with her husband

>>103933450
Tbh I barely think about her, but its fun to be reminded that she's a dumb whore when I visit these places.

>>103905150
while her husband rails her

>>103932975
She'll start eating meat because the internal clock will be louder and more important than her virtuous eating habits.
Probably cope by eating "free range" or some shit

>>103906210
Bro is obsessed fr

Nobody cares about the conniving evil old hag foid nimi. Everyone loves Amesame and Sabadoob

>>103905150
I don't think I'll ever get the appeal. He's like a somewhat reformed manchild with the most autistic stories imaginable.

>>103906210
And yet its bigger then the peckers from the yts that defend this whore

>>103944637
That is physically impossible.

>>103944786
Cope

>>103948188
I'm not the one desperately trying to defend a goddamn microdick

>>103904960 (OP)
Making anti-hololive threads on /vt/

>>103908210
You need to understand, Fauna was considered part of holo's holy unicorn trinity for years. The reveal that even one of their biggest pillars of pure virginal idol delusion was in fact getting folded like origami after every stream is a devastating blow to unicorns mental state and planted a seed of doubt about every other supposed unicorn safe chuuba