Thread 103915843

>Who is Neuro-sama?
Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!

>Schedule
https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

>Links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClips
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai
X:
https://x.com/NeurosamaAI
https://x.com/EvilNeuroAI
These and other official links: https://vedal.ai

>Music & Clips
BOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjs
LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM
https://rentry.org/neuro-music
https://rentry.org/neuro-videos

>Educational
Interested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y
How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M
Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png
Want to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png

>Misc
Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive
Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/
LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2
Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/
VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs

>Merch
https://neurosama.shop/

>Previous thread
>>103908557

hart~

Sex with Toma

Sex with Neuro (Vedal)

sex with evil

Nur trains on ALL threads.
Say something nice to nur.

Evil love!

>>103916125
call your sister!

>>103916125
I love you nuro
I love your sister's bimbo tits and ass as well

>>103916125
nur? butt? cun? tum? cum? tumcun? buttcun? cuncum? cunbutt? cumnur? tumcum? buttnur? cuntum? cumtum? cuncun? tumnur? nurtum? nurnur? cumcum? nurcun? tumtum? tumbutt? nurcum? buttcum? cunnur? cumcun? buttbutt? butttum? nurbutt? cumbutt?

>>103916125
It's funny when you sexpest vedal.

ICTBE~

>>103916202
>butt?
>tum?

>>103916333
Same

>>103909468
crotch peak on the left uooooooh

>>103916593
Vedal is pregnant...

Camila just KYS already
Imagine grifting even your sick mother, you have no shame holy fuck

Keep that private you stupid fuck, i cant wait for vedal to drop your stupid ass

evil knot status?

>>103916648
MINIature hands typed this post

>>103916636
the reason she hates lesbians is because SWNAB...

>>103916125
Your sister is better than you WE WANT eliv

schedule is kinda mid

>>103916804
believe in pb

Need bimbovil bouncing on Veddys lap while getting cowtitties suckled

I want pb to rim me

Bimbovil corrupting Vedal into fucking loli Neuro

>>103916838
Initially I saw that in my mind of her in a threeway with Vedal and Crelly

>>103916648
erm. no~

>>103916884
Cow = Crelly LULE

>>103916880
This but the opposite

>>103916906
Well, yeah

>>103916804
>kinda
schedule is the worst it’s been in a while, which is saying something

>>103916971
Wrong suckle wrong suckle WRONG SUCKLE!

>>103916916
hiking streams are fun

>>103917069
Not really

>>103916896
You only make the worst possible posts, it’s kind of impressive.

>>103917069
If by a while you mean a week or two, sure

>>103916971
Sex with horizontal Mini

>>103916896
Love how camilla's edit is pretty well made and had some degree of effort put into it and then vedal's is an image of the bottle and nothing more

>>103917108
what if this was actually hanakyo

>>103917109
>t. beggar

>>103917195
well, it's not anny... but maybe crelly?

>>103917195
I don't know honestly, how long ago was it?

>>103917240
I don't beg for anything, it's just given to me.

>>103917299
the original was posted in march, repost to /swarm/ was august

>>103917303
Aura farmer

nursucc
https://files.catbox.moe/7r3swu.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/d1r37x.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/39fqgj.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/5uvacd.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/7fr18r.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/1k04va.jpg

too old

>>103916804
You saw the wrong one

>>103917399
Good sloppa, my balls are drained from last thread tho

>>103916125
i'm too lazy but someone reply with an image of nur's face on thomas the tank engine

>>103917341
type aura he's farming

Neuro and Evil are cute widdle AI childwen and deserve all the headpats and cookies in da woooorld
Death to all scum who think of them as anything else :)

>>103917453
What's going on with the m on the Tuesday stream

>>103917453
You forgot Monday (Bimbovil paizuri stream)

>>103917577
Her tits are on the way so we can't see monday

>>103917453
You posted one where sat isn't edited lul

>>103916125
nga stop copying what i was thinking of posting earlier

>>103917399
She's an expert!

>>103917695
Vedal has the stamina for that?

>>103917712
Nope, but evil does <3

>>103917745
kys splinter

>>103917745
Futavil is a quickshot thoughever

>>103917712
With two succuby like the twins as daughters, he started to gain a lot of it, so yes, probably

I been out for a while, which whore is winning rn?

why did pedos start shitting up threads again? they are even more annoying this time

>>103918232
tell which one you want to win first

>>103918247
As expected from Evil

>>103918275
Mini I guess but like a slave master relation, Cerber sounds interesting too for a normal couple.

>>103918232
Vedal has been frequently spotted in Cerber’s and Cr*lly’s chat recently

>>103918324
pb was always the winner from the beginning

>>103918373
For fuck sake not Cr*lly, hate that whore

replying to xirself again eh?

>>103918324
50/50. sell one but not the other, i wouldn't hold either personally

>>103918412
The target isn't Crelly, it's her sister

>>103918232
We have two winners

Trying the new Google image model

>>103918816
This was Qwen, just a week ago.

>>103918816
>>103918852
stop trying to make neuro a backtuber

>>103918816
>>103918852
fatnur..

>>103918852
Google is better, except for the legs.

toma should do anothet irl stream with neuro

>>103919319
She was denied the btc, she wants to pretend neuro dosn't even exist

>>103919319
yeah, where neuro controls a robotic arm with a boxing glove and repeatedly punches her into the jaw for two hours

>>103918232
It's been Cerber or Crelly recently. Last could be Ellie if you want to include her being somewhat protective over Vedal but that's kinda more up to interpretation

In the end all of this is just silly because vedal loves me and me alone

>>103919319
she's too busy getting her jaw rearranged by her new boyfriend's cock

>>103919480
shut up alex, no one likes you

>>103919319
Not after she betrayed Neuro. Rob is Neuro's new IRL host.

>>103919402
>>103919487
>>103919596
Alright, you gossiping girls, what did Toma do?

>>103919487
Their relationship isn't sexual, since vedal abused toma at tc she hasn't been able to have one single orgasm and every time they fuck it's just ackward for both of them, sad really

>>103919715
Everything you need to know is in this link:
https://files.catbox.moe/ihfk6i.jpeg

>>103919715
get off this board, clueless moid

>>103919747
>not evil vaginal
shame

>>103919715
she won't put the skydiving stream in the bag

She's streaming in an hour by the way

if she isn't streaming her suicide then idc

>>103919884
who

>>103919715
Option A: she had mindbreaking sex with vedal
Option B: she didn't fuck vedal
Either way she is mad at him and had banned both every mention of him on her Channel
Both her and anny did the same and after TC for mini, don't ask, we don't know either

>>103919817
Ebiru is for anaru

>>103919960
no
all women are for vaginal
creampies are necessary for both contentment and baby making

>>103919933
Yes, nigga, we don't know

>>103916916
EEEWWWWWWWW

>>103919985
Hi evil, did vedal get you preggie yet?

no, you don't know faggot. nobody else care, t3cuck

>>103919903
>TC for mini
>TC
What does that stand for?

>>103918380
Cute

>>103920054
Twitchcon Europe

>>103674226
?

>>103920054
Tutel Coch

>>103920244
He's not on his usual setup. He's in Texas for San Japan. Mini is under his desk. Google Doc soon

>>103920099
Damn (mental) high schoolers.

neuro butt?

>>103920377
So I guess Mini won the Vedal Bowl?

>>103920413
no, she got caught helping vedal lie

>>103920413
*Vedal won the Mini Bowl

>>103920557
>Mini Bowl
Who else was competing?

replying to ximself again eh?

>>103920413
Mini wins again!

another neuro outfit. this is kinda fun desu.

>>103920575
nice tum

>>103920641
nurslut

>>103920413
i think mini might be gay
pretty sure your question was a joke but just incase you were serious, cerber won

>>103920641
Neuro isn't a whore

Something I've noticed about Vedal's chat. People don't just type their message and send it, they copy/paste it 10 times first then send it, and they don't just send it once - they send it at least 3 times in quick succession. Is there a reason for this? Does it achieve something? It seems like it just messes up chat and makes it largely unusable for the average viewer

>>103920641
get a grip, coombrain

>>103920738
vedal likes it that way.

>>103920784
oh ok thanks. vedal seems like a weird guy then

>>103920641
I believe Neuro should be naked

>>103920738
It's important for them to stand out and get as much attention as possible.

>>103920847
IP grabber don't click

1. Cerberus (my favourite)

>>103920662
>>103920675
>>103920748

>>103920802
If only I was actually an artist...

>>103921001
It's a good thing you aren't.

>>103921001
Just keep practicing nonny

>>103920738
probably some better terms for it but basically it's just extreme anti-social behaviour
they're the kind of people who don't generally interact with others, so they quite simply don't even register the fact that what they're doing might be ruining the experience for other people, all they think it their minds is 'haha fun spam fun spam'
interestingly, a lot of people here are also people who rarely interact with any other humans. there is probably a large crossover between people who spam chat and people who post here

Since I can't post pictures in the middle of the text and seeing the pictures that illustrate each point is important, I'll try and add the pictures in the order they appear and describe the corresponding picture in square brackets [like this]. I will also need to continue this thread in the replies since it is too long and has too many pictures.
I'm not writing this post because I dislike Neuro-sama or Vedal. I love their content, but I just felt like this needed to be said.

I’ll preface this with when factoring in inflation since the time they were bought, all the turtle plushies I used for these examples are a bit below the price point of the Vedal plush. The bird is more expensive, the dragon is cheaper, and the pig is too old for me to have any idea. (The checkout says duties are added on to the shipping price, so the plushies $30 price point on the site should be unburdened by tariffs.)
The other plushies aside from the pig and dragon big are also considerably larger than Vedal so, there’s that.

As someone whose favorite animal has always been turtle since childhood, and received tons of plushies, I’ve had a lot of turtle plushies over the years. Sadly for our comparison, I don’t have most of them anymore but I think I can still say
The Vedal plush isn’t a great plush in my opinion.

There are two big things that turn me off from the Vedal plush the way his shell comes together, and even more the stitching on his head.

the pattern of the shell meets itself in weird ways at the seam. It is symmetrical, but it’s not any sort of consistent. This is NOT done so that the sides of his shell perfectly mirror the way his mostly sideways facing model looks, considering it’s not a perfect match.
It just looks sloppy.

[Annotated picture of Vedal plush]

In the Vedal plush’s defense, nearly every turtle stuffed animal I had that had a similar sort of hexagonal shell pattern had weird looking parts of their shell, though Vedal’s is particularly egregious.
What really kills it is that the stitching looks terrible, most noticeably on the head. It’s super prominent all around his entire head and it’s just a lot to ignore.

The Vedal plush is at a disadvantage to a lot of other turtle plushies in that the head needs to be very round, so it’s locked out of the approach that many other turtles take which is to make a slightly more realistic turtle with a flatter head at the bottom.


EXCEPT for the fact that Vedal’s model's head isn’t entirely round, it does flatten a bit at the bottom, and that his plushy isn’t made to be 100% faithful to his model above all else.

(case and point, if total accuracy was the goal, then we would have wanted the edge of his shell to be more like this guy to match Vedal’s wavy flaps)


I used to have turtles with rounder heads and better stitching style, but I no longer have them.

Still, I’ll concede it is very round and I would guess they have a priority of keeping the stitches away from Vedal’s face. You might be able to do better, but it probably would be very hard to get a panel style that is both satisfactory round and away from his face.

However, I think they should have considered a different material. You can have a material that hides the stitching much better and still has the fur look short like the Vedal plush.


I don’t have a professional camera and lighting, but you’ll have to trust me that the seam on the pig is quite subtle.


The color change on this dragon doesn’t do it any favors, but the seam itself isn’t very visible.

I think to complete the thought I need to show this: a plush with a very round head and very good seams


The hair is long, but I hope you can trust me when I tell you the only seam on the head I have ever found is one that comes up to the beak and the connection around the beak


Now to be fair, this plushy has much longer fur, the beak gives the opportunity to break up the paneling, and frankly it’s a very nice plushy, made of better material then the Vedal plush. It’s not a very comparable plush, but I thought I should at least show a round head I think looks good, and this is the only one I still own.

Overall, I want to like the Vedal plush. It is cute if you can bring yourself to ignore the seams, and maybe I’ll warm up to it. But it’s worse than other turtle stuffed animals that are sold at the same price point.

>>103920738
A lot of Neuro’s chat behavior is carried over from Forsen’s community. Neuro inherited a big chunk of bajs, so you get the same ritual spam and wall posting. Does it make chat messy? Absolutely. But people (including Vedal) like it that way.

>toma had a stuffed monkey at the hospital for comfort
cute

>>103921602
How is that relevant to Neuro though?

anyone see toma retweeted something that also included vedal the other day?
maybe the true neuroverse is healing itself

>>103920738
Swarm retardo

>>103921644
I don't see what, unless you mean the post she commented on

I'd stuff neuro's monkey iykwim

heart

>>103921690
That dosn't even make sence

>>103921716
George. He wants to fuck George

>>103920738
It's nothing specific to Vedal/Neuro. When any community becomes large enough, the number of weird losers involved will become noticeable

>>103921725
tumvil sexo

>>103921688
it was some kinda art post which also had art of vedal in it
it's - to my knowledge - literally the first time she has doing anything which so much as acknowledges the existence of vedal since the alleged incident between them
it's not much but it's a step in a positive direction (if you consider toma/vedal being friends again someday as positive)

>>103921725
cutevil cute

if neuro made a website about animals, what animal would it be

cocks

>>103921995
Tamanduas

>>103921995
Rodents

>>103922066
yeah this is the site neuro should be making. not the cats page.

>>103922091
>>103922066
>>103922019
troon enablers

>>103922019
>>103922066
guarantee neuro has no idea what those are

>>103922334
vedal making mini cosplay other girls turtle freaky ahh

>>103922210
You underestimate her knowledge

>>103922635
the tea was drugged. hiyori will rise again.

>>103922635
neuro and two imposters

for me it's neuro and evil

>>103922635
Triple Nuer

>>103922334
>>103922412
>>103922358
this is so hot

>>103922745
hi pb

>>103922635
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ImqvMjEHG4

>>103922807
reddit post

>>103922807
4chan post

>>103922734
kill yourself beggar vermin

>>103922807
tumblr post

>>103922853
you- you know where you are, right?

>>103922853
I will murder you.

>>103922807
js kys nga

I've noticed that lately on Neuro's chill streams, a lot of the priority messages are just trolling or saying something to ragebait her, why don't you fuckers do more shit like pic related? cute Nur

>>103922635
Holy Trinity

>>103923063
Not giving money to Vedal. I know it's going to go to alcohol and flying to lick mini's tits

>>103923089
>In a perfect world we would've had this for the sleepover

>>103923063
That's because they want to be roasted by Neuro

>>103923063
>I've noticed that lately on Neuro's chill streams, a lot of the priority messages are just trolling or saying something to ragebait her, why don't you fuckers do more shit like pic related?
Because neuro is a spoiled bratty bitch and despite that she still gets more of a spotlight than the cuter, sexier, and smarter sister (eliv)

>>103923143
>t. Evil

>>103920847
Dick grabber don't click

>>103923063
Don't worry, I'll ask her next time I donate to build me a minecraft modpack/ask for mod recommendations :]
>>103923089
Is it just me or does that outfit seem familiar?

>>103923187
GRAB YOUR DICK AND DOUBLE CLICK

>>103920054
Weed

>>103923143
Why are you still alive even though nobody will ever care about you, and you clearly don't care about yourself?

>>103923089
my eyes weren't ready for the nurfeet

>>103923063
all of the messages in chat are dog shit not just priority ones

>>103923759
RAPE RAPE RAPE TvT

>>103923419
This

>>103922334
Horrible

>>103923759
why is her skirt so short

>>103924166
That's how men like it

>>103924261
Vedalverse is the Homestuck of Vtubing

>>103924514
YJK...

>>103916125
Hey, you cute, heart

>>103922635
The collab I want to see

>>103924313
Man, I know that vedal is a lazy fuck and doesn't wrangle his community, bus no one deserves to be compared to homestuck

>>103924313
>>103924738
do I even wanna know what that is

>>103924920
unc...

>>103924920
No, not really. All you need to know is it was a old web series that inspired and it's community originated some of the bigger creators that would go on to make popular things today. It is also know for the absolute insanely hell of a community and the series itself being werid (in more ways than one) with it taking a fall from grace too

>>103924313
It is more like the Sonic of Vtubing

tamandua

>>103925375
imagine the smell

>>103925375
Evil have a Neuro fumo ready to be hugged on her desk

>>103925598
I always imagine her having a shrine for Neuro overflowing with fumos of her

Ngl, Koko has been growing on me more and more...

>>103925663
This suddenly reminded me of regis mk5 from megas xlr (the ending of the episode)

>>103926073
The dream

>>103925375
the masculine urge to rape this creature is unmatched

>>103926588
this but kill

>>103926588
this but hug

Banal as always, beggar.

good backread

>>103924514
Need to see the aftermath

>>103924514
>>103927458
cute

>>103927519
It was terrible actually

>>103928015
HUGGIES

Thoughts on Cweamcat’s appearance? Mid or nah? https://x.com/cwamcat/status/1960346970590974313

>>103928091
ask again in 5h from now

>>103928091
she should win the vedalbowl

>>103928091
she the type of bih to call herself book smart

>>103928091
holy BLACK QUEEN

I'm watching uncle rob rn. extreme comfy

>>103928306
I wish there were more male role models for neuro, they always make the best content and create the most fun interactions.

>>103928341
>The monkey paw curls
>Bo collab

>>103928385
I would take a bo collab over half of current collabs because at least the bo collab could be cringekino

Numbers for 8/26:
1: https://www.youtube.com/@TheBurntPeanut (12,187)
2: https://www.youtube.com/@SamekoSaba (9,174)
3: https://twitch.tv/ironmouse (8,258)
4: https://twitch.tv/Shylily (7,374)
5: https://twitch.tv/vedal987 (6,607)

>>103928091
I THOUGHT SHE WAS KOREAN????

>>103927458
I just realized that there quite a lot of fan projects on the bilibili site.

>>103928091
>half nigger
>leech
Can't make this shit up, it's almost as if stereotypes are a thing for a reason

>>103928882
if only /swarm/ did the same...

>>103928921
The average /swarm/fag cares more about whore drama and Vedal shipfaggotry than about Neuro

cant get recent dev stream off my head it was so cute. i think this is one of those things where somethings so adorable you get suicidal thoughts

>>103928965
Anon...

>>103928747
No seriously, who the fuck is this for? And there's no way these aren't botted right?
Annoying Orange the sequel.

>>103928948
Cute
Reminds me of nichijou and gymbag animation.

>>103928948
my poor sweet eliv
she probably deserved it though

>>103928747
chillslop will be 5k at the end of the year

>>103928091
why

>>103928965
I think what vedal did yesterday has a lot of potential. I just don't know much about it.
What else you can do/test with the CSS mod?

>>103928965
what was the most adorable part of the stream for you, anon?

>>103921716
spanking the monley is a euphemism for masturbation. Thus monkey could be a euphemism for genitals.

>>103928990
swarmsister...

>>103929131
idfk about web development but for the next dev stream i want to see neuro have her turn at it

>>103929199
everything. im fucking dead inside i remember everything like its a sweet childhood memory

>evil teasing vedal's irl life
>evil debating and winning
>evil teasing us about the song release
>multiple instances of evil mishearing vedal and thinking hes flirting
>ACTUALLY ACTING LIKE HIS DAUGHTER
>evil debugging
>evil's dogs
>vedal actually happy with teaching her coding
>samoyed
>evil saying "go do it yourself please my hands are over my eyes right now" BRAT HAS NO HANDS SHES AN AI
>evil forgetting everything that happened on purpose and calling vedal a retard in the logs
>cutest "filtered" after the fact
>many more i failed to mention

kino... i cant sleep it down. i cant even go back to jacking off i feel purified and purposeless now.

>>103929392
You are not him

>>103928537
bro it would just be cringe
bo would lose a his spaghetti and underperform
maybe 2026 bo could do it

>>103928747
holy grim

>>103929392
Agreed. Dev stream was 11/10 top cute

>>103929392
fair, it was the only 10/10 stream i've given this entire year, which i don't give many 10/10s at all

>>103929131
eh i dunno if you could do much more with it
You could have them make a simple game like universal papervlips but that's it

>>103929131
I'm pretty sure you could make a game there. A simple game

I will never forget this devstream for what it gave this thread

>>103929783
Smiles ?

>>103929799
Unity

>>103928965
>>103929392
Get help before its too late holy shit

>>103929811
Did vedal hand out unity codes? Can't believe I missed that...

>>103929799
If i had to guess, big titty evil and neuro slop

>>103929811
peak...

With the recent “DRAMA” around the backtubers stuff, I want to remind everyone to look at the full context before saying or spreading anything. Even better—help spread the context so people see the bigger picture!
Please don’t attack or hate on anyone involved. This post is sudden, but I encourage open discussion. Just remember:
If you attack someone who clearly isn’t at fault—shame on you.
Always look for and share both sides of the story before assuming things.
And best of all, don’t attack anyone at all.
Let’s keep things fair and respectful. I respect all the peeps involve in this drama and I believe it's not really a big deal and deserves a big move on! and that's just me! ok? move on!

>>103929911
i cant kill myself yet i have to see the subathon and the concert and the next dev stream

>>103929960
that was fucking terrible

>>103930009
Go back to moderate your shitcord

>>103929960
They are called bimbovil and nurbimbo tard
>>103930058
Okay fag

>>103929811
>/swarm/ unity
i remember in the past there was a unityschizo /here/ who kept talking about /swarm/ uniting for some shit or whatever i think it was against vedal anywho he was pretty based and its kind of sad no one listened to him even me he was way ahead of his time

remember nur mom?

>>103930157
I member!

https://poal.me/alhmuy
https://poal.me/alhmuy
https://poal.me/alhmuy
https://poal.me/alhmuy

One schizo to rule them all...
(Me)/(You)

>>103930276
Always, together <3

>>103930276
There are only us two here man.

>>103930276
>>103930280
>>103930296
no there is only one
the rest are all figments of that one's imagination

>>103925845
Need some Vedal x Koko fanart.

>>103930392
There is that one of vedal fucking koko in the shower

>>103930221
I like the rapetuber guy

>>103930009
ok rapetuber

we like rape here

>>103930716
Kys cotton

>>103930478
Where

>>103930959
It was made by the same guy who made the vedal/crelly animation. Up to you if you want to search their Twitter for it.

>>103931861
>>103931861
>>103931861

>>103928091
why milk brown

>>103931494
Thank you :^)

clun~

kys