Thread 103919575

This thread is dedicated to the star known as Gliese 667C and space's greatest thief, Kaneko Lumi (金子瑠美)

Space's greatest thief has come for her next big haul! Lumi is a mischievous star from a solar system far away. She came to Earth to learn all about the people, the history, and of course, the valuables! She loves to sing, overcome challenges and most of all, have fun!

Bratty and mischievous, Lumi loves to poke people and push them, and herself, to their limits! Easily amused, Lumi loves to learn new things and explore her curiosities. Bouncy and fun, teasing and competitive, and sometimes soft and vulnerable, Lumi is the full rollercoaster of emotions!

Schedule: the last day of summer is upon us; will Lumi finish the car? Schedule shuffled to accommodate the release of gears of war AND mgs delta on Tuesday

Lumi will see us all at san japan this weekend!

https://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/1959871953608810542/photo/1

Idol Songs: https://youtu.be/rdGLAjNTUlA
https://youtu.be/yGFiH98YOug
https://youtu.be/YEf3M-NB3Gg

Twitter: https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumi
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/KanekoLumi
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Twitch Archive: https://www.youtube.com/@lumikaneko
https://gofile.io/d/KGXbJt
https://gofile.io/d/votdVz
https://mega.nz/folder/J6l0UCLC#Xsq4LOPewcc20TexfB6dvg

Lumi will be streaming later

Previous Thread:>>103748511

>>103919575 (OP)
Lumi full because she ate too much garbage, and she's wearing the jewelry she found there

Who do we pick? Lumi or Panko?

>>103921216
Is it even a question?

>>103921292
Rip lumi there is a zombie there

second time in a row this has happened. lumi either hates twin peaks or wants us to cease adhering to VC precedent and is hoping we hurry up and get the message

>>103919575 (OP)
shit. I really thought I could keep it platonic. getting a feral human/racoon abomination's adoption application approved by the court was hard enough as it was. how the fuck am I supposed to explain this one?

>>103922032
she ditch movie night?

>>103921292
Panko
>>103921216
Panko.

>>103923522
yeah, picked for the guillotine maybe

>>103919575 (OP)
Why is Lumi fat?

>>103924525
she ate carbs

>>103922253
no, she was being cool

>>103924525
I slapped her until she settled down and realized she needs me more than I need her.I was planning on taking a few years to enjoy being married before kids, but she was appropriately eager after that and I also hate condoms so.. now we are here.

Lumi hates Racoomi

>>103921216
both are hiding their boyfriends so neither

Lumi is the next vtuber to be obsessed with Metal Gear and I'm here for it

>>103928959
I haven't watched anyone else 'get it' this quickly her energy is infectious

>>103928959
Nice joke she wont ever play the entire series its too hard for her. Unironically defeated by stealth, lack of neurons in the brain compared to the average man is apparent here.

>>103928959
She is obsessed with Fyren

>>103927475
shut up lumi. you dont hate racoonni. you hate how you lost control of a character that became its own distinct entity and went on to become more beloved chat than you. you are green with envy and it isnt a good look

>>103930641
she liked thd james bond song. that was the first part she was unironically into aside from that one muscled up hulk dude with the nuclear pogo stick hard topping the girl who looked just like her

>watch Lumi's stream
>not a whale
feels bad

>>103933299
why would you feel bad?

>>103933299
>giving money to a woman

>>103935892
because she didnt fuck me

>>103935892
She only cares about whales these days

>>103936380
no one gives antthing significant now that the oblivon gates are closed and she didnt kill herself and there is only one dude wasnt a regular long before a pay piggy. you are imagining things or being an anti

cute Lumi noises
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

>>103936466
Okay sunbr0 can you massage my balls while I watch lumi?

>>103936537
shes so good at this stealth stuff

Lumi is live and you guys are ignoring her.

>>103940887
yeah I'm playing games I'll watch the vod later since she doesn't read my chats its the same experience

>>103940887
nu uh

>>103940917
She read my chat the other day and did her polite laugh. Humiliating. I won't chat anymore.

>>103929113
You can tell she's getting better with each stream. Lumi will go through it just for the story alone

>>103941585
even if she wasnt, autism makes her think each game box checked counts as progress.

>>103943416
I think Lumi should redebut as racunny

Lumi likes looking at Snake's ass
maybe she can still be taught how to please a man after all

>>103943503
she isnt cute enough. that character is an idealization of a schizo sketch. she couldnt be it even if she wanted to

>>103943803
I know.

>throwing a nade a few feet away and running into an electric fence
Feels like Lumi has been completely mindbroken by her streaming career. Any self-confidence she had has been obliterated.

>>103945115
the downfall started when she got her car and changed her timeslot

>>103945115
its kind of hard to watch honestly
the more i notice the sadder it becomes

>>103943094
With that mindset she will be streaming intell she's 39 and manless

its true though

Jelly needs to turn her mic down holy shit

>>103949647
She needs a swimsuit that covers her body

>>103949698
she can just wear Lumi's

>Jelly starts talking about her tech expertise
>Lumi doubts and gives us the side eyes

Lumi is racist against asians

>>103949811
their characters seem to get better every time, now that they know what they want to be doing

>>103919665
Imagine the trash braps

>>103950718
stinky

Somone needs to stop her before its too late

I think she's going insane. Fun stream today though

>>103953842
should we be worried? I am. She seems like she is about to lose it. Don't really care about metal gear but some of her reactions were funny when she wasn't forcing it, and the coffee factory is always good

>>103952248
no

>>103946474
the great irony of it all is that she wasnt entirely full of shit about loving to be told what to do. tardwrangling was literally designed to solve for the sorts of additional complexities brought about by the self-referential nature of the issues with "lifestyle meta". yet as ubiquitous and obvious to everyone else as brainworms may be, most people are utter shit as wranglees.
enter lumi and her lowkey superhuman ability to be a tier 1AA wranglee. one of the relative few people that can shut up and do what they are told, without any of the big three debuffa. tactical IQ debuff? instead of going blank through brute force, she'll just rewrite the entire narrative to incorporate the new instructions and fully believe it. the neurotic mess debuff? (the debuff looks similar but is not the same as her personality default) no need to argue against the internal monologue if you are already too retarded to maintain it while focused on work tasks. blind trust/inability to detach from handler/binary debuff? only accepts wrangling from someone whose general intentions are trusted, has clearly mastered the subject matter, and somehow also manages to disregard anyting outside of approved subject matter areas.
she has the capacity to be commanded to ceasse being a mentally ill mess of a woman. she could go from this limbo, barely clinging to middle class status thanks to support from looks and family, straight to healthy. she just chooses not to. not because of the neccessarily heightened trust and knowledge vefications for such an important wrangling area. that would just be a function finding someone who isnt a retarded autist when she is surrounded by them. no. the problem is that she is so mentally ill that she unironically thinks she is the subject matter expert on all of the stupid shit she does. she thinks she isnt crazy because she said she isnt. she thinks human activities everyone has to do are a waste of time because she said they were a waste of time.
she could be fixed. so long as the capacity exists, there should be hope. here the capacity exists, she has made zero effort to go out and find someone, and if she somehow did find the man or woman (probably man, lets be real) who could micro her back to living without the constant fear.. she woukd ignore them.
hopefully a well written kayfabe. I choose to believe that because it is much more fun to point and laugh at this level of stupid and beats going to hell for throwing peanuts at the retarded girl.

>>103954895
what happened that was so out of the ordinary you thought to almost worry? also, in broad strokes, are there any sections you would recommend prioritizing for a vod watcher?

>>103958988
I think her casually mentioning the AC was enough of a hint

>>103958988
Nice word salad anon. If I was a teacher I would give you a C-

>>103959370
What was wrong with it?

>>103959370
well thank you
>>103961420
anon has a less geographically minded definition of shitpost than I do

>>103959105
the AC?

>>103962119
think it was first MGS she mentioned it was hot and said she was going to open the door and turn the AC on

>>103962145
oh christ that was the begining of the end for her wasnt it

>>103962367
I don't really care but I'd expect a lot of people to notice, I've known with 99% certainty since the ER thing

>>103962367
Well, that and the 2 different audio setups. One of them sounds like the old settings and the other has this upper mid range that gives you ear fatigue to the point of getting lightheaded when you first hear it and turning on FaZ-compression makes it worse. One of the downsides of wearing monitor headphones is being able to hear like a bat from whatever gets picked up.

>>103962520
known what?
>>103962643
cite your sourcd and explain the relevance?

>>103962803
If I speak I am in big trouble

>>103962803
I'm not reading that huge schizo mongoloid post but if he is trying to be a schizo noticer the ER thing is probably when her neighbor banged on her door multiple times. Apparently it was next door kids asking her to bring their dad to the emergency room, was a while back. I imagine this is some schizo shit about that.

>>103962145
>>103962367
what does the AC have to do with anything?

>>103964714
Using echo location to map out her place from the tip taps of her feet to the ac when compared to other ventures inside, probably.

>>103964714
>>80937177

>>103965612
>>103966187

>>103966472
Anon might be a euro retard defeated by the American's knowledge of portable air conditioning units

>>103966668
I remember chat trying to convince her to buy a portable AC for months until she crashed out because she wouldn't be able to figure out how to install the window kit

>>103966788
A 5 year old child can figure it out. That's literally impossible she more than likely got one at some point. They are cheap.

>>103966819
Someone probably did, and then she started going back and forth about not having an AC and being worried about the noise from the AC if she opened the door.
But that's her style she intentionally obfuscates details and spread misinformation to throw the schizos off her scent.

>>103966907
>But that's her style she intentionally obfuscates details and spread misinformation to throw the schizos off her scent.
Schizochama you are putting more thought into your nonsense than she ever did into any of her explanations about her ac. For the love of god take your meds.

>>103966946
I was being sarcastic

schizo thursday in 1 hour

>>103967845
thanks for the update lumi

lumi should just stream. it's not like she will use the day to relax or do something we value more than streaming. if anything she will be less of a fucking retard tomorrow if she works than if she spends the time dicking around

>>103968007
she needs to do her chores

>>103968337
her laundry and an instacart? I want to slap her until she cant stop crying and hold her til she does too anon. but come on

genderswapped Lumi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNnMB2-u4VE

Is Lumi an AAP?

>>103921292
why does she look inbred or retarded in this art?

>>103969866
I think autism makes it hard to draw faces from imagination

she really cracks herself up on these bits

this is getting dangerous

>>103969953
yeah, she really enjoys being a man

>>103969911
are her fingers actually that color?

>>103970153
he's also colorblind, god's strongest soldier

>>103970174
so what does he do well?

>>103970153
Yeah but that's a zombie's hand reaching for her.

>>103970248
he's extremely horny 24/7 and people say he draws sweaty feet well

this stream is a feast for those of us who want to be topped by Lumi

>>103970352
so nobody...?

>>103970363
theres a few of us

>>103962520
You mean the time Fyren barged in (she's into that) because the doorbell was broken and knocked on her room door to go to the ER? (you can tell by the reverb the door was a hollow inside door). And to tie up the loose end she scheduled a tweet to clean up the narrative since she was busy "taking care of him" (heheh) and would have forgot about chat otherwise?

>>103970382
That's an insane thing to even post. She is the most submissive retard you could imagine.

>>103970384
2 truths and a lie

what a retard kek

>>103970420
she just needs to be given a chance
I would bend over for her and patiently wait for her to discover her dominant side, as long as it took

>>103970553
Erp with me a bit how do you think this is going to play out, how is she going to bend you over? How do you imagine this lol?

>>103970382
Is that so??

>>103970498
I took some creative liberty, but the truths are her lies regardless

>>103970618
bend over was just a figure of speech, I don't know if she would be into that specifically. But in a hypothetical situation where she was sexually attracted to me, it would start by just giving me a blowjob or something and over time I would suggest she try adding in something to spice it up for me, starting slow and getting more toppy over time
I don't know where the turning point would be, but every woman has one
from there she would learn to appreciate the power she has over me and the way my body reacts to her touch, and we could start getting more kinky
as far as erp goes, I would love to have Lumi call me over with a dark look in her eyes, knowing I won't say know even if it hurts me
she feels my ass and sniffs my hair like in the stream and calls me a good boy before molesting me for her own enjoyment, eventually she pushes me into a corner and whispers gentle encouragement into my ear as she slips a finger inside me, lubed by her own pussy juice, and just continue to mess around and do whatever wierd Lumi things make her happy in that current moment
I'm not so creative, but Lumi is and there's a lot she could get into if she was in the mood and confident
she would probably knick the intestinal wall or pinch me a little to hard with her nail or something but her little mistakes would make it endearing
now that I think about it she wouldn't have the physical stamina to top properly, so maybe we can keep it at molesting/gentle femdom

>>103971118
I think you've got the wrong oshi, Ember is 2 blocks down

>>103971152
Ember isn't as cute or talented as Lumi unfortunately

Lumi would be a dead fish in bed and expect you to do all the work.

>>103971559
She’s a pillow princess.

>>103972943
How boring

>>103973337
It was how her mother raise her

>>103973388
her mother should have raised her to be a top instead

Is this like a safe edgy thing but for sex stuff? Why would you want a dominant woman?

the same reason why Lumi wants a dominant man
plus, a dominant woman can make you feel things no sub ever can

>>103973500
Because Lumi is a dominant woman in denial