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Anonymous No.103921147 >>103921341 >>103921345 >>103921405 >>103921406 >>103921533 >>103921631 >>103922295
The Benedict Arnold of HoloEN
Anonymous No.103921341 >>103921387 >>103921954 >>103923171
>>103921147 (OP)
Who the fuck is Benedict Arnold?
Anonymous No.103921345 >>103921383 >>103921387 >>103922099
>>103921147 (OP)
OP has the tiniest and brownest dick in this board
Anonymous No.103921383
>>103921345
Uh oh melty
Anonymous No.103921387 >>103921924
>>103921341
>>103921345
>cries ESL
>Who is Benedict Arnold
LMAO.
Anonymous No.103921405
>>103921147 (OP)
>9kb
I'm sorry your ISP can't handle bigger files, brownfeet
Anonymous No.103921406 >>103921438
>>103921147 (OP)
Who is the eggs benedict of HoloEN?
Anonymous No.103921438
>>103921406
ERB
Anonymous No.103921451
>Napcuck gets exposed as the ESL
>B-brownfeet!!
This is hilarious.
Anonymous No.103921533
>>103921147 (OP)
Beacon of treason?
Anonymous No.103921558 >>103921611
Do not engage with OP he wants to post his saved micropenis archive to everyone
Anonymous No.103921611 >>103921712
>>103921558
>Everyone that hates fauna is brownfeet.
Anon, it's time to accept that Nimi/Fauna did something that made people think twice about her.

If Dooby can do a 180 on her, anyone can.
Anonymous No.103921631
>>103921147 (OP)
I'm sure there's a surgery or something to fix it OP, there's no need to spam the catalog.
Good luck out there buddy.
Anonymous No.103921712 >>103922064
>>103921611
do not look at me, i was one of his victim yesterday because he keeps moving the goalpost despite his first post was posting that obsessed guy's micropenis.
Anonymous No.103921770 >>103921820
If you're going to keep hating on Fauna then I'm going to keep saying Mumei is unironically autistic.
Anonymous No.103921795
We’re witnessing the birth of brownfeetschizo
Anonymous No.103921820 >>103921846 >>103921894 >>103921939 >>103922127 >>103922336
>>103921770
Ironically, that's kinda endearing because you'd want her to succeed in anything that she's focused on (right now being a Marine Biologist)
Anonymous No.103921846 >>103921939 >>103921997 >>103922132 >>103922336
>>103921820
I also want to study Marine's biology
Anonymous No.103921894
>>103921820
She's too neurodivergent for it to st8ck
Anonymous No.103921906
She needs my benedick
Anonymous No.103921924 >>103922159
>>103921387
No really who the fuck is Benedict Arnold
Anonymous No.103921939
>>103921820
>>103921846
I want to tell her that I'm going to kill myself since she hasn't redebutted.
Anonymous No.103921954 >>103922782 >>103927735
>>103921341
American general that switched sides during the revolutionary War. In American culture his name is synonymous with traitor, like Judas.
Anonymous No.103921997 >>103927566
>>103921846
Ao-kun won't let you.
Anonymous No.103922064 >>103922134 >>103922158 >>103922213 >>103922339
>>103921712
Which is worse: posting a picture of your penis on an anonymous internet forum or someone getting so mindbroken by said penis picture that they feel the need to bring it up, and maybe even repost the picture(s) of it, in potentially unrelated threads along with accusing others of being said penis poster in disguise? This is a genuine question; both are pants-on-head retarded, for obvious reasons, but one feels worse than the other, and I personally can't tell or put into words which is which.
Anonymous No.103922099
>>103921345
>Nimi: obsessed with brown cock
>cuckling: obsessed with brown cock
guess it adds up, nothing to see here phalx
Anonymous No.103922127
>>103921820
She's too neurodivergent for it to stick.
Anonymous No.103922132 >>103922336
>>103921846
Based
Anonymous No.103922134
>>103922064
>maybe even repost the picture(s) of it
It's literally posted in every single thread, surely it's the same indianjeet himself posting it because if not...
Anonymous No.103922158 >>103922337
>>103922064
I think being brown, having a micropenis in the literal medical sense, and having a month long catalog meltdown over someone you don't even know getting married is worse
Anonymous No.103922159 >>103922191
>>103921924
The bearded guy with red cape who make hand gestures to create portals which used for travel.
Anonymous No.103922191
>>103922159
Santa uses a sledge retard, not portals.
Anonymous No.103922213 >>103922337
>>103922064
There are guys that get a kick out of people looking at their penis. If that's the case, then the last napling is playing right into his fetish.

I don't know, both are pretty pathetic. I guess kekfeet is a little better because he's obsessed over a woman, which at least is a hetero obsession.
Anonymous No.103922295 >>103922793
>>103921147 (OP)
She didn't defect to NijiEN
Anonymous No.103922336
>>103921820
>>103921846
>>103922132
I'm going to go study marine biology at VIU in the off chance I get to meet her.
Anonymous No.103922337
>>103922158
>>103922213
Both of you bring up decent points; I guess I'll just say that both are cringe and gay as fuck, just in different ways.
Anonymous No.103922339 >>103922418 >>103922461
>>103922064
They are both awful retards and feed into each other
One is a terminally obsessed anti while the other guy will spam the pic everywhere and samefag replies to it mocking it. And it's sometimes hard to tell which guy is which. Sometimes I think they're the same guy and I am pretty sure the Nimi anti pretends to be a a Nimi defender sometimes to muddle the waters
https://archive.palanq.win/vt/search/tnum/103224864/deleted/deleted/
Check out this /uuu/ where multiple schizos were having a schizo-off
>>103319969
>>103321687
The guy made up a fake saba timestamp claiming she had mentioned Nimi (obvious lie) and then samefagged replies to it while screaming about microdick and phasecucks.
Anonymous No.103922418
>>103922339
Yeah, I remember that. It was weird, I guess he wanted Nimi antis to spend money?
Anonymous No.103922461 >>103922645
>>103922339
Okay, so, THAT'S fucking cringe as shit. So we've either got two more known retards on the board or one that's pretty good at masquerading as two separate people, that's also potentially feeding a penis humiliation kink. Next question then: which of those two scenarios is worse?
Anonymous No.103922645 >>103922751
>>103922461
Two guys is more pathetic because it means there's an ostentably straight guy that is willing to look at another man's penis and post it just to white knight for someone that doesn't care about him

1 guy scenario is just a homosexual pervert.
Anonymous No.103922751 >>103922783
>>103922645
That's true, there's also the potential of them falseflagging as each other im that case which is EXTRA pathetic.
Anonymous No.103922782 >>103922819
>>103921954
Just use judas then
Anonymous No.103922783
>>103922751
*in
Oops
Anonymous No.103922793
>>103922295
She did for vshojo
Anonymous No.103922819 >>103922855 >>103927254 >>103927735
>>103922782
Well Judas apparently felt had enough about betraying Jesus to commit suicide, Benedict Arnold did not.
Anonymous No.103922855 >>103922995 >>103927892
>>103922819
Wait I just realized how bad this sounds in relation to Nimi: I WASN'T INSINUATING SHE SHOULD COMMIT SUICIDE, I was just explaining the difference between Judas and Benedict Arnold's betrayals.
Anonymous No.103922995 >>103923095
>>103922855
If she kills herself in blaming you
Anonymous No.103923095 >>103923198
>>103922995
That's fair, it would mean my post was so powerful it transcended the digital world and directly implanted itself in her brain.
Anonymous No.103923171 >>103923395 >>103924279 >>103924324 >>103924417
>>103921341
>You Know Him As:
Benedict Arnold fought for the British during the American Revolution. Even worse, he did it despite being American. Attempting to use his position as a general in the Continental Army to gain control of West Point then surrender it to the British, he was discovered, thwarted and his name has since become synonymous with "English muffins topped with bacon, poached eggs and hollandaise sauce." No, wait, "traitor," that's the one.

>But in Reality:
Arnold actually did all that stuff. Switching sides, trying to surrender West Point, the whole shebang. But you know what? Considering the circumstances, it's hard to say we blame him.


When you look at pre-treachery Arnold, what you find is an almost comical beacon of good old-fashioned American virtue. After his mother died, he single-handedly supported his sister and suicidally alcoholic father; he enlisted to fight off a French invasion when he was 15; he grew up to be a successful capitalist and family man. If he'd fought a duel against somebody for using "Yankee" as an insult, he would've been the ultimate American. What, he did that? Never mind then.

Then there was his record during the revolution. He planned and led the famous siege of Fort Ticonderoga. Somewhere around here his wife died, but he soldiered on, masterminding the strategic invasion of Quebec, where he held position for weeks despite being cut off from the rest of the army and shot in the leg. He held back the British at Lake Champlain saving Washington's army with the first Continental Navy, he was instrumental in the Danbury raid, he was essential to the success of the Battle of Saratoga. If he fell off a bridge and died at this point, there would be a 50-foot tall statue of him in Connecticut, made of platinum and diamonds.


The army must have loved this guy, right? Surely by this stage he was being carried everywhere by a living throne of nubile young women. Wait, instead they repeatedly passed him over for promotion with younger, less experienced men? And other officers tried to take credit for his achievements? And he was investigated by congress on baseless accusations of corruption?

Basically, after all his bravery, sacrifice and bullet holes, America seemed to develop a great passion for kicking Arnold in the gut. It didn't help that at the same time they were creating an alliance with France, the bad guys from Arnold's teenage war adventures. Under those conditions, it's understandable that he'd quit the team.

People may have had more respect for him if, rather than being sneaky about it, he'd yelled "Fuck you all, I'm with England now" as he rode off giving everyone the rudest gesture of the times. It's the betrayal that irks people. But hey, America, you started it.


tl;dr Arnold was justified, don't dare compare him to Fauna.

Fun fact, he has a monument for his actions at the Battle of Saratoga, who single handed rallied the Americans to victory and brought France into the war to support the Americans, but he was shot and had credit for the victory stolen from him.
Anonymous No.103923198 >>103924377
>>103923095
What will you do next with your newfound powers?
Anonymous No.103923395 >>103925493
>>103923171
Being passed over for promotion doesn't justify betraying your country. Couldn't he retire?
Anonymous No.103924279 >>103924324 >>103924417 >>103925493
>>103923171
He didn't just get passed over, he got repeatedly fucked like a AV actress.
Take the capture of Fort Ticonderoga, which he planned and resulted in the capture of enough cannons to break the siege of Boston. Arnold was forced to team up with Ethan Allen to capture the fort ,which they did successfully without losing a single man. Allen and his men proceed to throw a massive party and trash the fort, which Arnold has to stay around to clean up, then to add insult to injury, Allen takes full credit for the capture of Ticonderoga and omits Arnold entirely, and just to further kick Arnold in the balls, congress refuses to reimburse Arnold for his soldiers so he had to pay for the expedition out of his own pocket.
Also it was around this time he did resign is commission so he actually did quit the army over dispute with leadership. It was only because Geroge Washington yes THAT George Washington urging him to return to the military that Arnold rescinded it.

There was then the invasion of Quebec, which he was advocating for, and the while Congress authorized it they passed him over for another commander, so Arnold went to George Washington personally to suggest a second expedition to attack Quebec City via a wilderness route through what was to become Maine which was approved and got a commission. He made it to Quebec and kept the siege going after the commanding officer was killed and he was shot himself. During one british counter offensive, they were about to reach the hospital Arnold was ready to go out gun blazing from his hospital bed duel wielding pistols. Against all odds he kept the siege going until he finally got relief.
From there he commanded the continental navy at the Battle of Valcour Island which is not only singled handedly saved Washington forces from crushing defeat, but deserves its own post for you to appreciate what slippery and cunning bastard Arnold was.

Arnold made some friends and a shitload of enemies during this time where they tried to court martial him and put him under multiple hostile investigations too including, but not limited to, falsely claiming Arnold deliberately spread smallpox throughout the army in Quebec.
Some thanks for all the stuff he already did.

Then we had the Battle of Saratoga which was considered one of the great turning points of the revolutionary war, because it was the surrender of the British northern army and what brought the french into the war. The continental army at the battle was commanded by Horatio Gates, who was a total pussy to put it lightly. Arnold challenged him to take on the British since they had the advantage but what did Gates do? He benched his much talented commanding officer by confining him to quarters. Gates then proceeds to bungle the battle, and Arnold breaks confinement to rally the men where he proceeds to take the british position and win the battle.
However it was at great cost as he is shot again, this time in the leg, crippling him. And Gates greatly downplays Arnold role in the battle where Congress gives Gates all the credit. Everyone else knew this was bullshit, including the British commander of the battle Burgoyne
who said it was Arnold who defeated him. Congress was forced to back peddle and give Arnold some credit later, but too little, too late.

During this time, Arnold had an agonizing recovery where he refused to let his leg get amputated, but still lost 2 inches of it by the time it finally healed.

Since he can't command anyone in battle at the moment with his bum leg, Washington appointed Arnold to be Military Governor of Philadelphia after the patriots retook the city. He did some standard and legal, but unsavory business practices as governor, but his enemies pounced on it trying to court martial him again.
The straw that broke the camel's back was after Washington to rebuke Arnold. The problem is Washington was blackmailed into doing this by congress because they'd withhold funds otherwise, but Washington being a total dope, doesn't key Arnold on the bullshit going on, so of course Arnold thinks his last real friend in the Conventional Army abandoned him. Which leads to his resigning his commission and starting his plot to switch sides.

So guy got fucked over hard by congress, his fellow commanders and felt Washington, his biggest advocate abandoned him. That all adds up to a big old forced team autobalance.
Anonymous No.103924324
>>103923171
>>103924279
And since we're talking about Arnold, you should hear what he pulled off at The Battle of Valcour Island.

In October 1776, just after the Revolutionary War broke out, a British flotilla of 25 warships sailed down the Hudson River with enough firepower and powdered wigs to blow New England all the way back to Regular England. Our Founding Fathers watched in terror, since their own navy was, at this point, still in tree form.

Fortunately, the U.S. was blessed to have a headstrong general named Benedict Arnold, who, as I've pointed out before, was basically history's answer to Rambo. Yeah, he turned on his country, but only because he thought they were being pussies. When Arnold saw the Brits coming, he decided he would beat the Brits back if it meant strapping together a bunch of logs and paddling out there himself.


The British forces consisted of 25 armed ships, 700 sailors and almost 2,000 redcoats, Indians and Hessian mercenaries, all equipped with the best training the British Empire could provide. Arnold, on the other hand, was a general, not an admiral, and he walked into this battle with about as many warships and hours logged in naval combat as you have.

Benedict Arnold did exactly what the A-Team would do: build an ad hoc navy in the lake out of whatever fishing boats and drift wood he could find. If it could float, and could remain floating with a cannon strapped to it, it became part of the first American navy.


Despite the fact that Arnold gave the boats badass names like Royal Savage, they weren't fooling anyone at the Battle of Valcour Island. He lost almost every one of his vessels. However, the general had an ace up his sleeve: being the sly bastard that made him notorious.

Arnold slipped past the British gunboats one night following the initial bloodbath, and forced the British fleet on a wild goose-chase along the Hudson River Valley. When the Brits eventually caught up with him and started sinking his ships, they were surprised to see Arnold didn't appear to give a shit. They were probably even more surprised when he burned the last few himself with their flags still flying, dusted off his hands and declared victory.

Arnold had completely outfoxed the enemy; his bullshit navy had successfully stalled them long enough that it was now too late in the year for them to continue their invasion. They were forced to retreat back to Canada, blaming each other the whole way.

Fun fact: The British fleet was stacked talent too, four of the officers who took part in the battle would later became admirals in the Royal Navy: Thomas Pringle, James Dacres, Edward Pellew, and John Schank. So it's an even greater feat that Arnold managed to bamboozled them all and save the Revolution.
Anonymous No.103924377
>>103923198
Instigate the ultimate yab, for EVERYONE (indies and corpos included).
Anonymous No.103924417 >>103927545
>>103923171
>>103924279
And since we're talking about Arnold, you should hear what he pulled off at The Battle of Valcour Island.

In October 1776, just after the Revolutionary War broke out, a British flotilla of 25 warships sailed down the Hudson River with enough firepower and powdered wigs to blow New England all the way back to Regular England. Our Founding Fathers watched in terror, since their own navy was, at this point, still in tree form.

Fortunately, the U.S. was blessed to have a headstrong general named Benedict Arnold, who, as I've pointed out before, was basically history's answer to Rambo. Yeah, he turned on his country, but only because he thought they were being pussies. When Arnold saw the Brits coming, he decided he would beat the Brits back if it meant strapping together a bunch of logs and paddling out there himself.


The British forces consisted of 25 armed ships, 700 sailors and almost 2,000 redcoats, Indians and Hessian mercenaries, all equipped with the best training the British Empire could provide. Arnold, on the other hand, was a general, not an admiral, and he walked into this battle with about as many warships and hours logged in naval combat as you have.

Benedict Arnold did exactly what the A-Team would do: build an ad hoc navy in the lake out of whatever fishing boats and drift wood he could find. If it could float, and could remain floating with a cannon strapped to it, it became part of the first American navy.


Despite the fact that Arnold gave the boats badass names like Royal Savage, they weren't fooling anyone at the Battle of Valcour Island. He lost almost every one of his vessels. However, the general had an ace up his sleeve: being the sly bastard that made him notorious.

Arnold slipped past the British gunboats one night following the initial bloodbath, and forced the British fleet on a wild goose-chase along the Hudson River Valley. When the Brits eventually caught up with him and started sinking his ships, they were surprised to see Arnold didn't appear to give a shit. They were probably even more surprised when he burned the last few himself with their flags still flying, dusted off his hands and declared victory.

Arnold had completely outfoxed the enemy; his bullshit navy had successfully stalled them long enough that it was now too late in the year for them to continue their invasion. They were forced to retreat back to Canada, blaming each other the whole way.

By the admission of Baron Riedesel, commander of the Hessian mercenaries in the battle, the American Revolution should have ended with their invasion of the Hudson River that year because they would have linked up with the British forces engaging the main Continental Army commanded by George Washington. Even historians acknowledge that the U.S. would have been utterly screwed by the invasion had it not been for Benedict Arnold's insane gambit.

Fun fact: The British fleet was stacked talent too, four of the officers who took part in the battle would later became admirals in the Royal Navy: Thomas Pringle, James Dacres, Edward Pellew, and John Schank. So it's an even greater feat that Arnold managed to bamboozled them all and save the Revolution.
Anonymous No.103924476 >>103924500
https://youtu.be/UW1Y6rw1RQI?si=H9jFGctcIr8g_FGl&t=61
Anonymous No.103924500 >>103924550
>>103924476
having this high pitched energetic voice is actually cute, she should only sing in that and I'd actually like her, and not her regular ugly westoid hag voice
Anonymous No.103924550
>>103924500
Agreed.
I’d take this anytime over another Negress loud American anthem 150% power belting song.
Anonymous No.103925493
>>103923395
This
>>103924279
Also military was different back then, Arnold had to fund his own expeditions, pay his men and supply them under the promise it would be reimbursed but the Continental Congress, but they stiffed him on payment for both Ticonderoga and Quebec, which put him in debt. Also he did try to resign once but only came back because Washington begged him too.
Anonymous No.103927254
>>103922819
Did he actually? I'll be honest I don't know much about judas other than "traitor" and "30 silver pieces"
Anonymous No.103927545
>>103924417
Vtubers, you fucking sperg. Vtubers.
Anonymous No.103927566
>>103921997
Let's just say Ao won't be a problem anymore.
Anonymous No.103927735
>>103922819
>>103921954
Just say Cassius then
Anonymous No.103927738 >>103927886
/vt/ - History & Humanities
Anonymous No.103927886
>>103927738
I'll take /his/ posts over the usual catalog bait and seethe any day of the week
Anonymous No.103927892
>>103922855
If Nimi died for her sins then she might actually be forgiven.