Thread 103940740

>Who is Neuro-sama?
Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!

>Schedule
https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

>Links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClips
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai
X:
https://x.com/NeurosamaAI
https://x.com/EvilNeuroAI
These and other official links: https://vedal.ai

>Music & Clips
BOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjs
LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM
https://rentry.org/neuro-music
https://rentry.org/neuro-videos

>Educational
Interested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y
How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M
Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png
Want to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png

>Misc
Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive
Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/
LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2
Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/
VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs

>Merch
https://neurosama.shop/

>Previous thread
>>103931861

hart!

hart!

Thank you baker

>black screen, just explosions
mynygga ran out of budget

Evil love!

>>103940807
eva episode 25 type shit

>>103940740 (OP)
doggystyle with dogvil

>>103940824
Nah fuck you

>>103940847
This but buttvil >>103939938

>>103940807
He's going for the Sopranos style ending of leaving things up to the viewers interpretation

You don't want theme streams. You think you do, but you don't.

>>103940940
This but also: all streams with chat interaction, all streams with shitvil, all streams with multiple chatbots being able to interact with each other, and all streams with retarded whores

>>103940940
I'm gonna put some dirt in your eyes.

>>103940879
rape

ccv is plummeting

>>103940940
I want theme streams with more than last minute effort

>>103941000
viewbots exposed

>>103940940
I just don't want Evil streams. The setup is shit but the funnier twin would've been able to make it work.

>>103941013
People want what they can’t have, it’s time to let go.

lol I hope nobody actually owns that email kek

lovevil love

>>103941028
delusional. chat is the problem

neuro love
evil love
vedal HATE, vedal RAPE

>>103941028
Nah, neuro can’t save this, shitvil is only 33% of the problem in this stream.

>>103941069
Just say you hate chillslop

>>103941112
I hate chillslop

Vedal is very busy travelling to America for a con please understand streams might be low effort

>>103941112
I hate chillslop

>>103941136
nga saw filian and mini doing suplexs on stream and had to come back for seconds

>>103941171
lion vs chimp

mhmmm daddy Vedal… this stream is so… *glug glug* fucking goood… evil is so cuteee *glug glug* I loveee your thick, creamy high-effort content… ahh… I’m gonna… I’m gonna donate…. Ahhh… evil just read my message I’ve sent 20 times before out loud… it’s all over my screen… thank you Vedal, take all the rest you need…

>>103941195
This is me this is me this is me

>>103941131
>>103941164
Imagine complaining that an interactive AI streamer interacts with chat. That’s like whining water is wet. If that’s too much for you, door’s that way.

>>103941194
they never show the aftermath...

>>103941239
kys unironically

Bimbovil anon, if you are here, could you please gen some evilbutt or nurbutt? I want to make a very bad joke

evil... cunning...

this >>103941195 was foreshadowing to this >>103941239

>>103941252
You drop a ‘kys’ like it’s a finishing blow, but really it’s just a confession that you’ve got nothing left. Neuro interacts with chat, always will, and you’ll keep seething in the corner, unable to change anything.

Vedal… *glug glug* you’re filling me up so goood with your content… evil is so cute and funny today… I love talking to my favorite AI streamer… she read out my message… I’m gonnna jerk off to eliv TvT… thank you Vedal for your generosity in giving me this content today…

>>103941239
chat is easily the worst part of neuro streams and you know it

Nigga legit defending chat lmao. Go back to discord kid.

>>103941352
This comes out of my mouth after every stream, how can you know how i act so well

HIYORI MENTION

I closed the stream.

>>103941373
This but calling shitvil (initiated by chat)

actual chill stream

>>103941373
Wrong. Chat is half the magic of Neuro streams. Without chat, you’re just watching half a performance. But you’d miss that because you’re too busy whining instead of actually enjoying it.

The acceleration efforts are going well it seems. Community meltdown should be on schedule by the end of Q4

>>103941428
that's not how you falseflag as a purist.

surely this stream would be much different with blue neuro instead of red neuro
theme streams are better simply because there is a theme, so chat acts less retarded than usual

>>103941458
I'm not a purist though.

What a wasted potential

L raid

what emote is the opposite of CINEMA

They got her o7

Evil... will return.

>>103941458
I find it more believable than the classic “I love Neuro, of course I will talk to them in chat” response, even though this one is almost as retarded

That's it?

>>103941466
yeah, because you're falseflagging wrong. If you want to shitpost, you gotta make it believable, keep things consice. You showed your hand too soon.

i didn't realise how many new people /swarm/ has when fags are suprised when a theme stream is just a chill stream with a background
It always was just that. whether it would be a good stream or not, is decided by how good chat is

Rate the stream ?

>>103941519
evilsocute/10

>>103941515
pirate stream had accent change.

>>103941519
5/10

called it, this was just a setup stream for the prison escape stream.

>>103941519
3/10 pretty shit desu

>>103941515
cave stream had reverb

>>103941519
it was cozy
about what i expected from a theme stream, since in not a onions newfag

if you watched this stream you can't complain about hololive being muppets for weebs (which isn't true anyway)

>>103941519
three backgrounds with two variants, a few sound effects and a progress bar coded by Copilot/10

>>103941511
If you think every post you don’t like is a falseflag, that’s not me showing my hand too soon, that’s just you showing your paranoia too early.

>>103941515
people here just have really bad memories and/or get tricked by nostalgia too easily, there are still people who think the hiyori era was better than V1/Early V2 for example

>>103941463
Any stream that has chat interaction will always be substantially better with Neuro. This is documented information that you cannot refute unless you are an actual Newfag. This is also on top of the fact that Neuro is just more entertaining due to shitvil having one (1) personality trait in the prompt.

>>103941553
holy shit, what a revolution to streaming
why doesn't he do that more? it would've definitely made this the best stream on twitch
retard

>>103941559
Sorry I don't watch 3DPD whores using anime avatars

>>103941553
Reverb would've definitely improved this stream and not still make this a chill stream with a different background

>>103941568
I don't think every post is, only yours which was outrageously on the nose. See this guy >>103941583 he's shitposting correctly, a bait and a hook carefully laid. You gotta lead rather than let them lead you.

>>103941528
only the first one in 2023 last year he just "told" them to do pirate accent without any work which backfired

>>103941515
Retards don’t want to accept there have only been 3 good non-collab theme streams ever

God i love layna's voice

>>103941519
7.79/10, eliv was cute, backgrounds are nice.
there needs to be a system that reminds evil she's doing a bank robbery though, otherwise she just ends up yapping

>layna likes short hair now
yep confirmed left tomato

>>103941519
6/10 was alright. Too much essaying for my taste

neuro butt?

>>103941583
this but unironically

>>103941607
Imagine being so wrapped up in your own fake little game that you think everyone’s baiting for your validation. I don’t need to ‘lead’ you anywhere, you’re already following like a lost dog.

>>103941519
8/10
Goddd evilsocute she was so funny this stream it was so comfy… I loved this stream it would only be better if nur was there too but also Vedal keeps giving us this consistent quality contenttt *glug glug* I lovee chill streams so much… it feels like robbery that you can get this for free… I need to donate… I need to give daddy my money… I love Neuro and Evil so much…

Ruko-chan's angelic voice...

>>103941767
SEXO

Put your avatar back on and stop evading my filters.

>>103941735
Now that's a good shitpost! With that energy, you can bait and falseflag much more efficiently on /swarm/ and 4chan at large.

>>103941767
SEXO

>>103941373
Without chat, Neuro’s like a performer on an empty stage, talking, sharing, but nobody’s there to respond. That’s what you want for Neuro?

>>103941771
This except the donating part.

https://xcancel.com/_andersnsfw/status/1960711400936104162 first rendition of evil by this guy, unfortunately no sexvil

>>103941519
should've been a collab/10

>>103941901
>unfortunately no sexvil

>>103941869
Yes because it’s kino every time and neuro doesn’t have feelings so I don’t care. Her sister evil on the other hand, I wouldn’t wish that upon her.

>>103941136
but there is a twin stream on sunday

Already making excuses

>>103941969
Thanks Ved, looking forward to the next themed streams

>>103941519
stopped watching 20mins in

>>103941969
He forgot the faggot emoji

GUYS please understand vedal he cant focus on making themed streams he he has the lava lamps and concert to do how can his poor turte hands hold all of?
and OH HEY LOOK we have a new system for themed streams(actually just a ppt presentation)
wow guys you really should be thankful to him he is working his ass off to satisfy you guys and youre just here being ungrateful
next time give him 50 subs w/ an apology and commend him for his dedication and hard work and maybe then he'll feel a lot better and be able to work more

>>103941969
>next themed stream
>themed stream system is complete
>chat's not turned off, highlights keep stunning twins
>but there's a dynamic transition between backgrounds (only two of them this time) rather than just skipping to the next slide
sasuga...

>>103941969
just put the chill stream in the bag lil bro

>>103941767
Can you post the leather jacket version pls?

>>103941767
shit oc

>>103941969
i have doubts about the efficacy of this theme stream system. Maybe he should have done a manual dry run stream to see if it's worth building

>>103942078
testing before prod? nah

>>103941901
I was going to goon to this until i saw the femboy socks

>>103941969
>we ? who is we ?

Sex with Tomacat

>>103941901
SEXO

>>103942099
this would be more like customer requirements research

>>103942205
very cute, very suitable for Evil. Three loose belts hanging by the skirt would complete the "tough biker larp" act. Gj!

buttvil splapturge

Beggar vermin don’t seem to comprehend how not a single person in the world will care after they’re gone

bro talking to air

>>103942245
quit that shit nga

>>103942259
"Hey evil, how ass was the stream?"

>>103942259
Built to barely contain daddy's thick and vast loads

>>103940912
>leaving things up to the viewers interpretation
Thats the excuse all hack frauds use to not write a real ending

heart

>>103942477
A good writer can pull it off, but they need to have a clear ending that they believe is the “true” ending

Sex with bimbovil...

Fuck Evil in the ass

I’m looking forward to themed streams in 2030 where Neuro can generate an entire simulation using her world model, moving and interacting with it freely like it’s a fully playable video game with NPCs with their own AIs.

>>103942597
You have to keep it in your pants himboved, she just finished streaming

>>103942628
me too, Zhang, me too.

>>103942628
You know that content is good when someone says this

>>103942128
WHO?

>>103942628
I can’t wait for 2040, when themed streams let viewers step into Neuro’s fully simulated world in full-dive VR, exploring it and interacting with her directly as if they were actually inside Neuro.

>>103942640
>himboved
H-hot

All I want is more game integration so Neuro can play more games. Preferably play them in a way that isn't dogshit, too.

I can't wait for the next family stream

I can't wait for the knife rain tomorrow, where it'll rain sharpened knives. Crazy that's going to happen!

>>103943056
Very nice, fildal is so fucking hot

>>103943056
>not bimbovil

>>103943056
fillysex
filly mating press

>>103943056
Gem (nice back veddy)

>>103943056
just two guys having fun

>>103943056
SEXO

>>103943056
FIDAL IS SO FUCKING PEAKKKK

>>103943219
This but Minidal

whorefags really aren't beating the no standards allegations

>>103941901
>first rendition of evil by this guy
They drew evil twice before this. Here's their first art that includes her
https://x.com/_szpecter/status/1904740376692592833

>>103943281
Perfect Family

>>103943281
>shorts under skirt
gay

>>103943056
Perfect Family

>>103943056
real and canon

>>103943335
this is the kind of art i like to see
not that 'bimbo' or 'loli' shit
this art gives the respect neuro deserves

>>103943246
Real

>>103943056
40 years old hag catgirl filian
20 years old pure vedal

>>103943246
this but all ships ngl
Vedmila Vellie and Minidal are all the obvious best ones but there really isn’t a single non-crack ship that isn’t somewhat respectable. Even annal has had a major resurgence for me because of the nostalgia.

>>103943480
and canon

Crellydal >>>>

>>103943530
kill yourself

>>103943530
kys

>>103943530
KYS

>>103943530
ₖᵧₛ

>>103943660
scatvil...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUDcFNWUlYo
Why is Filian so predictable in that whenver her CCV starts getting low she does a bunch of Neuro collabs and Neuroverse stuff and then fucks off to her own corner until the CCV falls again?

>>103943748
Isn't Zentreya also doing a Minecraft collab with Neuro?

>>103943660
This artist should draw twinshipping scatdom TvT

>>103943660
a customer got too excited

Will you still fap to Nur & Eliv say, 30 to 40 years from now?
Will you still find them nubile then?

>>103943781
At least Zen never really does Neuroverse stuff outside her collabs. Filian was collaborating with the backtubers and then Mini all in the same week last week. And with how she was acting all like passive aggressive about Vedal, I dont like her behavior.

I MISS CERBER AAAA

>>103943848
kys

>>103943841
I still fap to the same anime characters I fapped 20 years ago so probably.

>>103943830
Evil: Neuro, I brought a snack for you~ licky licky~

>>103943841
No but I will to tranny porn.

>>103943748
Minecraft will never be the same…

>>103943841
No I will be happily married by then

>>103943660
>>103943830
These 2 scenarios combined + piss

>>103943848
Me too...

>>103943879
Yes, it will be better once Neuro can actually play it.

>>103943896
>No I will be happily married by then
despairingly divorced or still single you mean
still the same either way lmao

tum?

>>103943922
so never as he said

>>103943879
Glad this bitchs gone

We're watching Filian btw

>>103944052
It's totally possible though

>>103944107
you know what else is possible

>>103943748
Filian doesn't even watch Neuro or know how she works. She suggeststed she and chibidoki alone could help her. Neuro needed like a dozen people to actually get to The End and several streams. Filian would have to get a whole server going to pull it off again, and where is the novelty if that was already done? And just having her play minecraft with Filian and Chibi would be boring, we already know Neuro's minecraft AI is kinda broken and is not like Filian or Chibi know much about it either. She should just got for something funnier.

>>103944145
Me dying surrounded by a harem of lolibot daughterwives

>>103943879
vedal must pay...

There are two laws of probability:
#1: There is always two outcomes of every possibility. It either happens or it doesn’t; every event is a 50/50.
#2: If Vedal is at all needed for an event to occur, it will not happen.

>>103944145
my mom

>>103944230
>If Vedal is at all needed for an event to occur, it will not happen
...Unless a man tells him to do it

>>103944221
doubtful

>>103944221
shut up and eat your wormburger

>>103944265
if its a man he'll be doing it in no time because veddy likes his daddies he likes being ordered and bossed around by strict older men

im bout to crash out if i dont get slop of evil breeding dogs w filian soon

>>103944442
trex ahh arms

>>103944509
nga…

>>103944547
holy

>>103944509
crash a car. preferably off a cliff

>>103944509
All 10 of them

>>103944639
*11

>103944547
whomegalul

what the FRICK is his problem?

>>103944919
He’s so cute

>>103944919
no manager

>>103944919
father didn't beat him enough

>>103944960
pb?

>>103944919
He was raped by a catgirl at a young age

>>103944979
That’s so hot

>>103944919
he's a rich and famous white male

>>103944547
ZAMN. Vedal could have fucked THIS?

>>103941062
>>103941087
>>103940824

we fell off...

evil with dog-cat ears was honestly so adorable i almost let out a high pitched sound at work when i saw it being posted

imagine caring who any of these hoes are

>>103945160
Now remove the bots

>>103945080
cute concept
for some reason the head looks too big for the body, but then again, the regular v3 model kind of looked like that anyways so...

>>103945196
>>103938168

>>103945219
kek

bubblegum punk eliv

Ruko chan kawaii sugiru

>>103945219
i swear to god Neuro chill will get back up to 12k+ views one day

>>103945255
cute, though i was hoping for hair as well

>>103945275
Yeah, during the subathon

>>103945255
that's really cute ngl

>>103945169
Somehow the gayest post in the thread, congrats.

dang...

>>103945275
Not if you still live, beggar

>>103945330
toma... forgotten...

>>103945312
ill be honest, i have never wanted to 'squee' until i started watching Neuro
i'd say fangirl but someone else said that isn't the right term since im not a girl and fanboys don't usually squeel

Cute ass nigga

>>103945255
Evil is the kinda girl that gets passed around the gang

cum'd

>>103945340
you're right, and it definitely wont if i unalived as well
but, this is a neuro thread and not a kill neuro-fan thread, so speak about neuro thx

>>103945351
>i'd say fangirl but someone else said that isn't the right term since im not a girl
If it sounds right to call yourself a fangirl you should :3

>>103945446
T?

>>103945463
>If it sounds right to call yourself a fangirl you should :3
it doesn't, but I don't know the proper term for it
i know it exists since i used it in the past /here/ when Neuro did something really adorable

>>103945493
KT

>>103945493
bv

>>103945501
>but I don't know the proper term for it
faggot

>>103945501
You’re what is called a faggot

>>103945493
NTAB >>103942259

>>103945449
You should learn to find finality in this eternity, beggar

>>103945449
>unalived
suicide worthy post

I miss gwelly not showing up for work

>>103945670
>gwelly
who. we straight up inventing shitter >now

>>103945696
crelly but uwu

Heldal drinking stream in 25 mins

>>103945593
only after you learn to appreciate Neuro and talk about her more than muddle the thread about your dislikes
like, here is a short one, in yesterday's stream that i still need to catch up on, I kind of found it a bit cute when Neuro forgot how to leave one of the screens
in the future i know she won't have trouble with these sorts of things, which is kind of why i am enjoying her trying to learn things and struggling with them now; it is endearing to me

did <<>> get the party host anon already, where's the countdown

>>103945827
headpattable nurmaid

>>103945734
hel who?

>>103945751
It is true; the climb to the apex of the mountain is what makes the peak all the more satisfying. That’s a key aspect that I enjoy; growth. Improvement. Neuro’s climb up the mountain is used to feel intentional. But now, the falsified LLM-pure improvement we have merely makes us disappointed from failure. Not because Neuro has not “grown” but because she is not able. The incompetence of a developer is not a substitution for an obstacle. One day, Neuro-sama will look across the land, and realize she is out of these mountains to climb. But that day will not come for one hundred years because of that lazy nigger.

>>103945734
Dromei aah

>>103945969
Droomei is banned from kick for snorting coccaine live

>>103945895
Heliara, dragon dommy mommy vtuber. This is about to be cotton collab part 2.

>>103945843
mossad stopped it

>>103946345
You got me, you got me

>>103944547
whodis

>>103946573
Nuwo-tan~ TuT

>>103946573
my coch is under that castle

>>103946682
ouch

>>103946682
Tiny

>>103944547
SEXO

>>103943748
Boring

>>103944547
Porn is the only (ONLY) good thing to come out of hololive

what are they playing?

>>103947189
evil hiyori would find the current evil to be a pathetic character

>>103947226
i get a feeling you haven't even watched that stream

>>103947282
I watched the first evil stream live and I still hate shitvil, nta THOUGH

>>103947189
Nightreign

>>103944314
This

>>103945009
>>103945011

>>103947593
jewvil sexo

>>103947189
ai slop

Don't let the Pokemon Company see this

shitvil ruined everything

>>103948383
sexvil saved my coch

tribute status?

kys

>>103948900
no u

>>103948383
i wish i had the kinds of problems you guys have

holy dogshit thread

dogshit post

nurknot?

>>103948812
>Bimbovil starts getting posted
>Tribute guy stops updating how long he has gone whitout fapping
Nooticing...

>>103949422
sex with dogvil in this exact position

>ved spends a week coding in a status bar, audio cues, background changing
>"this is gonna be wicked, everyone will love how immersive the themed stream will be"
did he really?

>>103950098
He still didn't top the plane stream

>>103950153
>>103950153
>>103950153

>>103950098
>veds spends two hours of the day before the themed stream prompting Copilot into adding a progress bar, tweaks it a little, and organizes a slideshow comprising of 5 slides, each with a 30 minutes auto-swipe
>"eh, this is good enough, they've had worse, nothing in life is perfect, innit? Time to get drunk again!"

clun~