Thread 103966258

>years older than the competition
>still unrivaled in terms of physicality
how does she do it?

>>103966258 (OP)
Have sex with young man to suck out their vitality

>>103966642
GIWTWM

>>103966642
All me

>>103966258 (OP)
she's the greatest to ever do it you know

It's not really all that weird, she takes care of her body while most of her colleagues fail to do that, that's all.

Why does she seem immune to yabs? Does she have some kind of protection from the Yakuza?

>>103969237
why and how do you think her street figher coach died (was killed)

>>103969237
You say that as if yabs were the most common thing, but compared to the number of talents, size of operation and amount of streams Hololive's yab record is extremely low, having a yab is an exception not the norm.

>>103966258 (OP)
She's just a normie living her life
Not much else to it

>>103969117
>be idol
>be in big idol company
>be required to learn how to dance well
>still be lazy and unfit
i still don’t get it
more people will be impressed by good dancing than by good singing

>>103966258 (OP)
>actually give a fuck about your job, your fans and your health
it’s that simple but don’t expect post-council eop babbies and their cheap zoomer whore oshis to understand that

>>103966258 (OP)
The greatest to ever do it

>>103966258 (OP)
By staying fit and eating somewhat healthy

>>103966258 (OP)
Stand-ins? You know this is a hobby with a lot of kayfabe..thats why the clip farmers are able to clickbait so much. There is so much keyfabe that anything is possible. Marine in the kumarine costume..whoooo knooows; Ame in smol ame..might be truuuee. I enjoy the kayfabe but when i take that mask off i can honestly say it can go either way. Could be models being made to do the action or a younger stand-in. Could go either way.

>>103970967
No way, are you saying independence day isn't a documental?, and that the avengers didn't actually save us?, damn anon, damn.

>>103971078
I understand your irony but you will be surprised how many people here and on twitter actually believe everything they see. I don't mean to piss on anybody's parade but again, sometimes you are surprised by people who are actually serious. People actually think there was a betrayal with the whole Sinder thing and they think vtubers are actually smol human beans who know nothing about the world. I honestly don't know how much of Biboos fanbase actually realizes that she is playing a character.

>>103969237
Uhhh, did she have any? Actually?

>>103971207
No.

>>103970638
ok then tell me why the others who “stay fit and eat relatively healthy” don’t do aerials and front walkovers

>>103971274
Well there you go

>>103969432
>be idol
>be in big idol company
>be required to learn how to dance well
It's simple, none of these are true.

>>103971172
Fair enough, anon.

>>103970967
you are actually braindead if you seriously think korone of all people would have a stand-in perform in her place

>>103972285
This is what i mean >>103972686 These people can somehow put their hands in the fire for a person they don't even know

If you ask me what i would choose between wishing to believe or be cynical i will say i choose to believe but this level of delusion is too far.

experienced old women...

>>103972900
she isn't claiming to do 10 strict form pullups she's claiming to do a like beg-int gymnastics maneuver and the fact we have people on here going "NO that's FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE!!" says more about their fitness level than anything else.

>>103969632
I still can't believe I saw this live

>>103966258 (OP)
Tons of sex (with me) to keep fit

>>103966642
me

>>103967038
this post was mine