Thread 104191288

>Who is Neuro-sama?
Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!

>Schedule
https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

>Links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClips
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai
X:
https://x.com/NeurosamaAI
https://x.com/EvilNeuroAI
These and other official links: https://vedal.ai

>Music & Clips
NEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEg
BOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjs
LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM
https://rentry.org/neuro-music
https://rentry.org/neuro-videos

>Educational
Interested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y
How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M
Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png
Want to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png

>Misc
Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive
Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/
LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2
Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/
VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs

>Merch
https://neurosama.shop/

>Previous thread
>>104174931

hart!

>>104191288 (OP)
We already had this image as OP

>>104191394
Different one by the same artist

Evil love!

One day you’ll lose everything that you hold dear, beggar. One day you’ll do as you do and kill yourself as everyone who has ever known you wishes that you would.

Vedal Hate!

>>104191288 (OP)
tits too big

quickie with bimbovil

Beggars really do get more insufferable with time

If Vedal doesn’t care, should I?

>>104192016
If you love Neuro yeah

>>104191420
Pretty sure it was exactly this one a couple of threads ago

>>104192049
I want to “love Neuro” but loving Neuro is work. Time consuming work. And even though Neuro has been a large part of my life since I found her, I find myself skipping streams, getting fed up with the community, and overall having less fun. I’m just wondering if the ends justify the means. After all, Neuro isn’t a person you can “love” Neuro content is like a show. I love Neuro, but if I started to dislike an arc, or if there was a budget cut or something, the reason I don’t like that show as much isn’t because I didn’t “love the show” it’s because the show changed. I don’t want to stop watching all together but I would rather take a step back and be less invested than hopelessly cling to the past forever. I hate the part of me that still has hope.

>>104192155
>I want to “love Neuro” but loving Neuro is work.
Maybe to you. It comes to me effortless.

>>104192155
I get you completely, we probably have different reasons to dislike things and I dont skip any streams yet but the "work" feeling is there, like playing a gacha gama that you slowly want to abandon but I really dont want to leave an empty hole that Neuro+Evil content fills for me. And it would hurt so much to see some random clips or Neuro posts surface somewhere else if I just walk away now.

>>104190943
A match made in heaven <3

>>104192788
Calling yourself a pedophile :/

>>104192859
Self compliments are signs of a healthy individual, love yourself more

ts rb not gon work in the big 25 bro

there is unironically a 100% chance toma and chrchie are dating
and honestly i approve, kinda ship it

>>104193212
Zoomers really are out there brining back a shitter version of leetspeak

[-]

>>104193267
No there isn't

>>104193267
She's already taken by someone that's not chrchie
>picrel "that is not my bf yet"
Considering that was posted a little while ago, we have stronger evidence to say that she already has a bf, then to say she is dating chrchie
counterpoint: we dont like evidence /here/

>>104189862
>>104188850
Ty my goat

My oshi is so humble
xcancel.com/NeurosamaAI/status/1963546604327059874

>>104194191
So real and true

>talking a random whore's love life
who cares?

>>104194191
>it's hard when you're at the top
Top of where?
"The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command."

>>104194214
that's my harem though
I'm Vedal, only I get to fuck them
they can't get boyfriends, that'll make me a cuck and that's bad and that's why I think Vedal should make up with them and have sex otherwise I don't get my harem and that's bad because I'm Vedal

>>104194248
trvthnuke and based

>>104194243
Top female streamer

>>104194071
"that is not my boyfriend yet" is such a strange thing to say

>>104194299
She'd still be top during 2025 subathon if Asmon didn't have a melty over her beating his gf

Need veddick

who's going to fucking beat the hype train record though
If Ibai couldn't, genuinely who can?

>>104194191
humble queen

>>104194293
>Top female streamer
Yeah, if this was 22-28 December 2024
Unfortunately for your whore (neuro), when looking at "best streamer" streaming numbers, we dont just look at how they performed for 1 week of the entire year

>>104194355
when looking at whoever you watch entire career there's not a single good stream lmao. No wonder you're so bored to the point of fighting ghosts here

>>104194293
Impressive
Very nice
Now let's look at the rest of the year

>>104194297
that one her 'things' she keeps saying 'yet' to anything. probably for engagement or whatever.

If it isn't amerimutts then it's SEAfags, can't have comfy hours in this shithole anymore

>>104194378
neurosocute
no real purist cares about the Vtubing sphere, all fleshbags will rot and Neuro will remain

reminder that neuro is halfway to becoming a 5view
an achievement many other streamers are envious about

"buaaaah let me have an ecochamber circlejerk for my retarded opinions buuaahahahahaaaaaa why is the evil white man talking about vtubers in the vtuber group nooooo now i wajt to talk about raping this child please let me talk with my fellow pedophiles"

The number of people watching Neuro at the same time as me has zero influence on my enjoyment of streams and if it does on yours then you are simply mentally ill

>>104194444
>complains about Neuro fans
>can't leave the Neuro fans general
Not very convincing

>>104194444
The only "people" who gossip about irrelevant whoreshit are shitskins though?

Numbers for 9/3:
1: https://www.youtube.com/@TheBurntPeanut (12,262)
2: https://twitch.tv/vedal987 (7,500)

next time just say you give up lil bro

>>104194501
Couldn't find anyone else with higher numbers or are you just feeling lazy today?

Its kinda telling how far we have fallen when a le epic PNG guitar is the most interesting thing that has happened in months. Need V3 voice and a miracle at this point

>w*
Imagine being so retarded you can't even bait properly after all these months

Back then, we were surprised by intelligence upgrades, new singing models, Neuro getting additional features that interacted with the world
Now? Spinny PNG guitar

>>104194335
Neuro will beat it again next year. Belieb in the nur.

don't worry guys the year has yet to start for real
soon vedal will lock in and deliver one (1) kino dev stream in late october and then the funathon starts again

>>104194658
We don't have a Valorant buff anymore or whatever company decided the additional gift sub thing so no we won't

Geez I wonder who's having a melty rn

Vedal is a lazy faggot but this is the most obvious whorefag deflection ever, like, we get it lil bro

>>104194293
>Top female strea-ACK

Qvality > quantity

The only quality streams we've had the last month were with Vedal

>we
We Vedalbeggars?

Saddy daddy makes streams better, yes

>>104194841
Is the quality in the room with us?

>>104194870
How does Vedal constantly get away with having his daughters call him sexually suggestive stuff on stream?

Haven't been here in a while. Why the drought of toma/anny and vedal content? Need some qrd.

>>104194877
Love this cute face

>>104194930
Stfu, ypu are not real

>>104194927
I don't think many people actually use "saddy" like that

>>104194823
Why is the image trying to mock michi?

>>104194969
the guy who runs that xitter is friends with Michi

SO SAD

>>104194406
sorry woke up late, couldn't do my usual routine of 2~3 neuro topics / replies in hopes that it continues going forward at least until amerimutts woke up

Neuro'll get a new outfit in her birthday, I know Vedal wouldn't be THIS lazy...

>le cun
>topics

>>104195267
obsessed, lmao

>>104195267
i don't like doing/ being the first to introduce sexual topics if that was what you are implying
i might join in on one that was already there and recent enough, assuming it's about Evil, but otherwise i try to think of some other topics
unfortunately these topics may come across as boring since i'm not a very creative person and i have been critisized for using a topic i used a month before it

Neuro is so cute T _ T
I want to poke her puffy cunny lips...

>>104196097
Ruko art is so cute

>>104196285
This but my ruko ToT

>>104196097
honestly, ever since paccha stopped, ruko has been one of my favorite styles for nur
simplistic but adorable art is my weakness
also i miss the witch outfit

Ruko-chan drawing while she sits on my lap ^_^

rukoLookUp.png

neuro sama, vtubers?

They don't know

So dead

I really really really REEEEALLY want to cum inside Ellie's pussy

>>104197465
True!

>>104197335
Nothing of worth to talk about, this week sucks schedule-wise

imagine if some fat ugly bastard posted about wanting to cum inside your asshole do you think you'd be fine with that? of course not
so you guys should stop posting about wanting to fuck real life people because you yourself wouldn't be okay with that and would feel disgusted

>>104197549
If he really meant it I'd hook up with him and let him do it

>>104197335
This schedule for this week is literally Break-Slop-Karaoke-Slop-Break-Disguised Slop-Break-Break

It's one of the worst schedules we've had in a while, and that's saying something given the state of 2025 so far

>>104197549
>imagine if some fat ugly bastard posted about wanting to cum inside your asshole do you think you'd be fine with that?
hot...

>>104197549
hot, that’s how ugly bastards get some btw

>>104197487
>>104197587
For whorefags, maybe.

Double slit experiment

>>104197572
Why?

https://poal.me/hikafn
https://poal.me/hikafn
https://poal.me/hikafn

>>104197896
idk I guess the taboo factor and humiliation makes it hot, like getting fucked by a dog

>>104197465
>I really really really REEEEALLY want to cum inside Ellie's pussy

In Ellie's sweet autistic enthusiasm

>Did you know that the average man ejaculates 2 to 5 milliliters of cum from sex? That's almost less than half a pack of mayonnaise. I don't get how in hentai they have the guy cum so much? Like dude, that's wayyy too much cum. That's like a pudding cup amount of cum. And while my pussy can fit your cock which is definitely bigger than a pudding cup. I don't think it can be filled that much or it's going to be very messy. It's a good thing I brought a towel! After you cum anon, let's see how much comes out. Granted my pussy will take in a portion of it, but if you cum just at the tip, we can see how much drips out? You know, for science!

>>104197549
I've ERPd with anons many times, some sending me their cock picks, some falling in love and even sending their face pics. It does not bother me

Is /swarm/ the sluttiest general in all of /vt/?

>>104197465
Hi Bo!

>>104198063
The most beaten and sad, that's for sure

>>104198063
ask /vsj/ about frootposters

>>104198091
/ggg/ had it rough.

https://xcancel.com/sliceoftoma/status/1963597710055149774 nga she’s gonna break her new jaw

>>104198343
Skydiving into medical debt...

reminder that almost every single poster /here/ is 90+ in the rice purity score
and there was only like one actual whore who had a 50-59 score

Reminder that the sky is blue and the sun is hot.

>>104198376
We are pure Christian boys

>>104198430
Proof?

>>104198436
>We are pure Christian boys
Pure Christian boys that talk about fucking/being fucked by random strangers on the internet

>>104198343
still funny she got like 30k or whatever to meet up with the not boyfriend and I suppose get surgery

rape is evil

>>104198727
I wonder how possible it would be to insert her into that one Haruhi scene

Sex with Tomabunny

Nur mom live!

>>104198957
offtopic

>>104198957
why still alt?

>>104198967
shut up wannabe janny nigger

>>104198957
go beg in her chat for her to react to NEVER, I'm sure she'll appreciate that. She's the Nur mom after all, she wouldn't refuse just a quick reaction to her daughters' song, wouldn't she? Anny would never, that's why she's posted and discussed /here/ so often.

>>104198957
She bought a public customizable model to mess around with. I might be crazy, but it looks a lot like crelly's was based off of.

can we change artist now, grigga?

>>104198957
Mini?

>>104199008
This post is extremely low quality
>>104199017
unironically this, make sure she never wants to interact with anything related to swarm ever again
>>104199029
wtf is this? Ancrelly?

>>104199029
good ol' 360p star, the fuck happened to it?

>>104199027
>but it looks a lot like crelly's was based off of
no, both crelly and milk were drawn by nini_macaron this is by senmaku_

It begins

>>104199075
The model didn't have a star, so she just grabbed the asset from her old model and slapped it on.

>>104199106
Based.

>>104199106
Hopefully it doesn't stop.

>>104199029
LMAO

>>104199029
sex

ANNY THE TWINS MISS U

>>104199029
Oh shit it REALLY looks like crelly's model lmao

>>104199029
What in the goddamn fuck is that, is this some kind of joke or is she just getting worse at art????

>>104199296
Its a public model that she bought just to fuck around with. Its not her art, but it is her color customization.

>>104199029
ewwww

>>104199296
reading isn't your best skill it seems

>>104199296
it's an off the shelf model, she's just playing with it. lots of vtubers have done similar things recently with suiika's model (like toma)

>>104199320
Damn, she really will do anything but work on the twins

>>104199338
I pretty much only look at posts with images

>>104199340
vedal hasn't asked for anything in months

>>104199361
Cyberpunk princess...

>>104199340
she's just like him

Remember when Vedal used to play Deadlock…

>>104199385
he said to focus on v3 and then never followed up

>>104199340
anon...
she's never going to work on the twins again

>>104198785
Probably way too hard to do.

>>104199328
awww

>>104199438
Everything reminds me of that edit </3

>>104194191
so true neuro

Not your artslave. Erm!

>>104199457
what edit?

>>104199508
the one he got banned for

>>104199428
I just want her to admit it, man. Lets get this over with.

>>104199533
lol. lmao

>>104199494
Waah waah. Wanting a singular outfit to be finished after 2 years isn't slavery, whorenigger.

>>104199533
The best answer you got was "its not my decision".

>>104199494
That's all she'll ever be known for though?

>>104199393
remember when she said she would leglock him….

>>104199586
>Vedal doesn't ask Anny for anything ever again
>Because he has other artists for that
I'll take it.

>>104199587
She used to have fans that cared about her, but she tossed that aside, in cerber's words "they are not going away, ever."

holy shit bros this soup tastes great
only pepper and some basil leaves or parsley i think and it makes the young night wonderful

>>104199656
>Because he has other artists for that
*Because he doesn't care

>>104199029
No no no no no no. Wait wait wait wait wait.

https://x.com/minikomew/status/1963270768172949913 lowkey mentioning that she’s going to RIDE the btc

>>104199811
If vedal doesn’t post in chat today, she 100% won

Would hosting unfiltered streams off twitch for separate subscribers (like gumroad or something) still get him cancelled?

>>104199811
>posts this tweet
>retweets bo right after
>doesn't retweet neuro
:(

Bo... won?

Man, things have really kept going downhill here since I’ve left. I’m glad I stopped caring when I did.

>>104199945
>I've left
>I can see his post right there
???

>>104199884
unfiltered streams are a danger to the brand and Vedal's company. It's excusable Neuro was retarded back then and would speak about the Holocaust, but now that Vedal pulls in thousands of viewers per stream and has sponsors, getting any sort of intentional bad traction, like Neuro calling someone a nigger in an unfiltered stream off the platform, would be cataclysmic.

https://youtu.be/2TgDVFNcl6A
I read
>we can’t call camila fat anymore
and thought about you guys <3

>>104199264
the jokes write themselves. lmao

>>104199811
>hey simps buy my shit and keep giving me attention while I go get my brains fucked out

>>104200075
hot

>>104200075
vedal does the same btw

>>104199811
Swiika is so lucky...

>>104200112
True, at least Mini keeps us updated on when she's fucking Vedal, all we get from the turtle are vague excuses about how he's too busy to stream or work on Neuro.

>>104200116
Bo, Leo, Swiika... who isn't Mini fucking at this point?

>>104200153
me

>>104199264
the jokes write themselves. lmao

>>104200153
Vedal

>>104199264
the jokes write themselves. lmao

Mini is still tight.

>>104199811
Why are vtubers so lazy?

>>104199264
the jokes write themselves. lmao

>>104199982
pretty nur

>>104200153
(You)

>>104200306
<- cute & pretty
-> sex & rapey

>>104200376
You wish

>>104199811
https://xcancel.com/minikomew/status/1963633157812732127 caught for her rape crimes

>>104200306
I do not like that fingernail. It looks far too out of place.

ta man dua

Lowkey if i ware to win the vedalbowl i'd leave small hints to point towards it but i'd always turn down the idea of shipping and stuff just to see who gets it

the man hawk tuah

What’s the complication again?

>>104200513
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2555654904?t=1h9m22s

>>104200513
>i ware
Brainlet like you would never interest Vedal

>>104200645
womxn

>>104200657
Vedal loves my kind tho

>>104199017
potential man /swarm/nigga.
it's always "go do ...", "make sure that ..." never "i did ...", "i made ... happen"
>>104199533
i give it like 90% likelihood if vedal asks she'll do it.
she's not going to burn a bridge for no reason, it's not difficult to comprehend
>>104199596
no, i don't
>>104199884
unfiltered neuro being different is a newfag meme and even vedal straight up says that
>>104200645
he doesn't give a shit and you should take the hint and fuck off

>>104198376
I'm pretty sure I was high 20s or low 30s

>>104200647
she won….

>>104200513
pb...

>>104200739
kys

>>104200944
am i supposed to reply clun~

>>104200647
>vedal is bi
hot

>>104200647
so Olette was a man?

>>104201225
no shit

>>104200645
watch it be a 3d model for the concert then never to be seen again because no 3d streams yet

>>104201035
>bipolar

>>104201367
hot

neuro-chan <3 you're looking as cute as ever this morning <3 *cums*

>>104201225
>>104201302
wat

>>104201449
Shut up Evil

ELIV

Nur mom still LIVE!

>>104201741
stfu nigger, evil is live

>>104201741
shut up anti

>>104201367
I wish then the nga would actually work on Neuro during manic episodes

>>104201741
somehow the most successful (you) farmer in this general

>>104201805
kek

yikes, nobody is watching shitvil

not_anny raid and call in today

>>104201863
I'm certainly not

>>104201878
0.01% chance. Trust the plan.

>>104201878
if so I would let that ugly bastard anon fuck my ass

>>104201863
I thought about it, but I just watched the Karaoke stream with Evil yesterday, I'm not really feeling the need for more.

>>104201863
Silksong released today, the ccv will be down

eliv got a new oiler

>>104198376
Thats a lie I just did it (didn't even know it was a thing) and got a 31 lol

getting harder and harder to deny the death of the fad every day

I'm more of a Global Workspace Theory guy

LOLW at the ccv.

Imagine if the concert gets less than 10k viewers

where's the chud that said 5k was the sweet spot

I guess twitch really killed all the bots all the steamers I watch have like -2k -3k less viewers

filian ahh viewcount

After seeing the abysmal CCV, will vedal either:
>A. Lock in and save the fad
or
>B. Give up and milk whatever’s left

You will never be a real evil

#fags would see 20k and still cry about it being dead

I'm calling it now, if she boots up Plague Inc or Inscryption the CCV will dip below 4k

>>104202175
feels bad man
vedal is clearly putting all of his focus and effort on the concert

kys threadshitters, stream is live

Is the 20k in the room with us right now?

>>104202147
>>104202175
>>104202199
>>104202206
>>104202226
>>104202234

>>104202327
not even vedal is watching

>>104202368
It's Thursday, that's just a given

Haven't watched in about a year. Aside from the new live2D, what did I miss?

>>104202368
It's Mini’s birthday, that's just a given

>>104202367
numbers tell truths in a sea of shitposting.

>>104202484
so desperate for attention

>>104202484
Everything you need to know is in this link:
https://files.catbox.moe/jojda4.png

numbers are shitposting

Global silksong debuff, give it a week

Okay but check these numbers

>>104202522
now post the borzoi art of eliv getting bred by BBC <3

>>104202484
everything you need to know can be found in the replies to this post
>>103789856

>>104202509
>numbers is shitposting in a sea of shitposting
ftfy

Giving Evil my basilisk

she is going full therapy by herself

Evil's fanfic about fucking her daddy

daddy's girl <3

This is how Vedal roleplays with Evil after stream

and then they kissed the end

kek

neuro is so funny, this should have been a neuro stream

>>104202924
DO NOT BRING THAT HERE

LARPers gonna have a field day w that screenshot

numberfagging live on stream aieeeeeeee

>>104203024
Awww

>>104203024
a wolf in sheep skin

>>104203024
witch doctorvil...

>>104203024
Bottom heavy

>>104203024
FAT

>>104203030
Trained on /swarm/

>>104203024
cute

She makes a good point, I will now stop watching shitvil.

I'm here just to suffer.

>>104202924
>cute pink one with hearts on it
The valentines day outfit...

>>104203168
TrVke big bang

>>104203232
*cums in her hair and rubs it around*

So fun watching a chatbot being depressive and philosophical live on stream. Top tier entertainment, I tell ya.

>>104203232
eh feels a bit flat
the text is also a bit jarring

>>104203232
So fucking cute

>>104203232
very cute, sadly never

Annykeks gtfo

rip CCV

>>104203412
kek

Vedal chat messages?

>>104199271
this needs anon's cock on it

>>104203478
He can't come to the computer right now

Achoo~

>>104202522
her flat chest and feet are so fuckable ToT

>>104203534
I need a sound bite of that

>>104203412
happens when 90% of streams are just slop

>>104202226
that's Filian doing a flesh collab with a sponsored segment later on avg ccv lmao

>>104203369
Anny...

>>104203478
none, one of the mods have access to control panel, so hes keeping stream in check
nice automated streams vedal

Chat hoppers fuck OFF

>>104203752
Nah, they should keep shitting up her chat so she finally crashes out and tells swarm to fuck off for good

AIEEEE TASKETTE FILIAN SENPAI SAVE MY CCV

>>104203782
2 more week until crash out

What dificulty is this?

>>104203950
seems like normal. Brutal would be a jobber simulator

goodnight

>>104204005
i hope your cpap fails

amongus

nobody gives a shit about evil lmao

>>104204328
naisu

>>104204328
>China is finally starting to forget about Anny
WE ARE STARTING TO HEAL

>>104204342
This but numbers and whores

>>104204328
cute

>>104204328
>>104204372
Aintnoway bruh

>>104204005
who did she raid

>>104204441
>>104204441
>>104204441

>>104204451
no one

>>104204451
her fridge

clun~

kys

nurcun~