Thread 104223754

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>jong sources:
https://repo.riichi.moe/

>Recent jong streams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNEmanfagcU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8d6plqbI4YQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9c3cqhJ0P-M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4l8wq1BQmY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMQ_QJ9y8xs

>Some jong chuubas (WIP)
EN:
https://rentry.org/vtjongers
JP:
https://www.twitch.tv/seotorie_tbsf(Saint) (embed) (embed)
https://rentry.org/jpvtjongers


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- Doragon's latest video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dogNX7PgXM

- Matatabi is graduating

- Nina's husband is pumping her full of stupid woman juice

- Someone signed us up for Lord of the Board


>Kaavi's fortune
Today's Lucky yaku is... Chintsu! Homogenaety is the only way to achive low crime rates

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Previous Thread: >>104132901

/jong/ is dead

/jong/ LIVES

oops i decided to snooze instead of baking whoopsies

Gooooooooood morning.

>>104226454
hello

>>104226479
>filename
explain. this hanner seems blessed

>>104226515
she's possessed

>>104226638
let me perform and exorcism im classically trained

Pretty impressive the op image hasnt been nuked

Where were you when the thread died?

What's wrong with our wholesome op image?

my can of arizona iced tea wasn't 99 cents this morning and I'm going to seethe about it all day

millions need to die

How much was the iced tea?

$1.79, the price was NOT on the can

>>104227802
Asleep

>>104227802
dissociating

>>104230548
why is there yuzu in your misc

horizontal woman https://www.twitch.tv/kiasnassa

>>104230604
don't ever post my ex-wife again

someone shouldve posted jinjin by now, im disappointed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcE5p9MOaJ0

>>104231559
/mjg/ already posted her and even talked about her, /jong/ is a failed experiment it's time to give up and come home

>>104231728
Coming home implies my home was mjg. I am a pcg native

>>104231728
Am I supposed to hate /jong/ if I go back to /mjg/

You have to pretend to hate us but you really love us.

I HATE you guys though.

>>104223754 (OP)
Leaving a girl in full bondage for a long time is the easiest way to train her.

The girl will struggle with all her strength but the tight ropes won't loosen a bit. Over time, she'll go through the mental stages of rage, fear, breaking down and finally the acceptance of being her master's property. She's going to internalize the idea that only her master can untie her. Being rendered defenseless with all her sensitive and lewd areas exposed and emphasized by shibari really does things to a girl's ego and reinforces the idea of being a sex slave. Also, a good trainer would always make sure the rope around her private part gets tighter each time she struggles. From the tears and anger to submission, the ropes do all the work.

Did I mention the gags and blindfolds? She can't see her surroundings to feel more secure, nor does she have the right to even talk or beg. Sexuality is amplified to its highest state. Truly, bondage is the peak of lewdness.

I'll teach Pippa how to drive manual and wrench on cars if she wants to be more than a larper

koko

im drinking on the job (at home)

>only ate a bowl of cereal and banana before work and now I'm hungry
Nyoooo

That seems like a decent amount of food though.

I had 2 kaiser rolls with some mayo, mustard, and pickled onions on them for breakfast

Post it on /ck/

they weren't fast food

Evens kms
Odds carne asada fries
0 roundtable

>>104236013
You had them yesterday, no?

>>104236157
Nope

>>104236205
What happened? >>104149478

>>104236401
that's 3 days ago

>>104236449
I'm sorry these last few days have all blurred together

>>104236401
I think I grinched that roll

>grinching your rolls
shameful. i will not grinch my ranked roll

Evens grinch
Odds don't grinch
0 Grinch myself

Little girls
and sex with them

I think that's illegal, but don't quote me on that because I'm not a lawyer.

>I'm not a lawyer
One occupation off the list

I'm not a professional mahjong player

I could totally go pro if I wanted to. I just don't want to.

>>104237761
If you know how to score and do basic arithmetic then yeah you could go pro

Majsoul Friends Room 25561(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=25561

I'm at work

>>104238368
you're fired

>>104238534
Union job, I'll be back tomorrow

>>104238253
2/4 get the fuark in here jongers!!!

>>104238534
I want this emote so badly when are they rerunning that outfit of his?

i just woke up

>>104238253
3/4!!!!!

I have to leave in less than an hour so hurry up and join

>>104238253
Full and started :D

I'm at work.

Miko you stupid bitch Miko....

>>104239366
fuck you what did i do

>>104239409
...

gg gtg

>>104238253
wj

>>104238253
Well nonged

>>104238253
well jonged
just in time for bedj

September 9th is Khubie's birthday , you can leave her a message on her Kudoboard
https://x.com/khubiez/status/1963511505548177834

>>104239696
where do i send my attractive dick pics?

qb hates us and mahjong

>>104239791
She hates me the most

>>104239696
does she have a loicense to be that old

>>104231728
>come home
shan't return to pcg unless they start jigging again

We will go back to /pcg/ when Pippa graduates

Imagine being British in 2025. The absolute state.

i would kms if i woke up british

I would kms if I woke up

I want a british femboyfriend...

She Shoulda Said No!

Khubie should stop pretending to be a woman.

I will celebrate when Pippa graduates. Mainly because I find her annoying

i still like pippa

>>104244306
same but this movie is boring

>>104244329
I'm too busy to pay attention to a movie so i'm watching Nova

I just like pretending to be a Pippa anti, I haven't watched her since the poptart gun

Eliminate
1 or 7 - Kaavi
2 or 8 - Sprout
3 or 9 - Gyaru
4 or 6 - Elisa
0 pity summon male

thanks for reminding me that I fucked up and made something closer to toaster strudels than poptarts for a shitpost after the poptart gun

>>104244779
Eliminate
147 Sprout
258 Kaavi
369 Elisa

>>104244832
evens summon sprout
odds summon elisa
0 flip coin and summon kaavi heads or gyaru tails

>>104244871
You missed her best outfit unfortunately. I would save the redeem for a future collab

>>104244306
Need a Miyu to rape

>dubbed
alright I'm a Pippa anti now, I can't watch this

I don't support unmarried whores

uoojhhj (drunk, karaoke party, wholesome)

last time i went to karaoke i had a terrible time and everyone got violently drunk while i sat around babying a beer

I don't have friends

I don't drink

I don't drink AND I don't have friend.

I had to drive home so I couldn't have fun

I'm at jong and put my drink in the fridge to drink afterwards

I've only gone to karaoke once and the nip I went there with gave me multiple backhanded compliments about knowing a bunch of obscure anime, she kept pouring me sake though which was cool

>she
I knew jong got hoes

Not me though, my karaoke experience was 10 men all in the same room singing anime OPs

>>104247298
Did you fuck her? Because she absolutely wanted to fuck you.

/jong/ is too autistic to understand signals

>>104247493
no, she was 3D and I didn't get the hint

If she wanted to fuck she would have done it then and there, don't believe anons lies

homeless anon on tv

My only friend is my boyfriend

i have friends but i don't talk to them that much anymore because most of them live in other cities now

>spoiler
Fag.

>>104247600
>giving male alcohol
>trying to impress male with anime knowledge
>doesn't want to smash
Come on.

>>104247550
should have raped her thats basically legal in japan

doy ou want me to stream mahjong?

I'm going to bed stream it tomorrow

Using the Forgotten Weapons of Rust

>>104248661
Sure.

https://www.twitch.tv/mechanical_lamb23
finish this dungeon then mahjong

>>104249703
mahjong time

I should buy a JP server account

shan't get a middleman or buy a japanese number just to buy an account

You're right this is too much work for what would otherwise be a $3 purchase

uhm why isnt there training wheels on the japanese server

I lost my jp account

why would you need training wheels anon, you've been playing for like 2 years at this point

true but its about sending a message first and foremost

>>104251252
because we can all read manzu

>tfw white and can into manzu
nihongogetgoodjapanese

punch jane in the throat

Goodnight, everyone.

stop copying me

dont die gn jong

>>104247717
Waow

MJS has just progressively gotten worse and worse when I try to play it on firefox...

Majsoul Friends Room 39639(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=39639

deranker ruleset enabled

2/4

>>104254779
Sorry but it’s sleepy time.
>>104254746
Edge has improved significantly after being fucked for about two years

>>104254779
3/4

>>104254779
started

Frenchie...shine!

>>104239366
>>104239366
>>104239366

>>104255646
when you gotta push, you gotta push

>>104255665
Bratty miko needs correction!!!

>>104254779
Wj

>>104254779
wj

>>104254779
Well jonged I will not forget this miko

>>104254779
Well jonged!

2nd game was complete reverse placements from the 1st

>>104255919
zenkai boost

I love you, /jong/

i want toasties

>>104257406
Get JJ to make you a sandwich

JJ will be relegated to cooking at the /jong/ meet up

>>104258209
That meat? All yours

Surviving Spanish GTA 5 RP

>>104253971
wow you guys did it

Am I still banned?

>>104261522
Welcome back what janny did you piss off this time and was it in /pcg/

>>104261588
Called someone a degree

>>104233015
subjecting us to your magical realm without even DMing for us is akin to fucking us in the ass without the decency of giving us a reacharound

when is the /jong/ d&d campaign

who are you watching /jong/? im watfching this woman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jz2Ezr6kOfk

>>104261769
Why does she sound like crow?

>>104261769
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MbIE1RFUSU

>>104261769
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5UQCyX30pA

>>104261814
voice changer

Morning, bitches.

>>104261700
When Mahjong doesn't feel like it exists to cause my nothing but pain

Is it supposed to be endless ties? Or am I that stupid

>>104262558
sup faggot

Boop.

I don't want to play mahjong but I want to Bond Jane. Life is pain

Just use gifts 5head.

janes are auto kicks from my rooms

i dont like janes either

We should riot.

>>104265820
games?

no thanks

which one /jong/
srph29, 31, or 33

New tourney
>underground regular tourney
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1UEAZQB6X_4io08uffnhuO9TLAMt9QF6HIn3e0azUrOc
>registration
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/18_4a0TdrNtKh-9IWXSX9CWyqhsebUP0jruGIgdPN89A
>sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1HcRTxTjGGiGq29l3gvclx6FrgZHYgCPFHTHZHo0_wug

>>104266299
How can we ruin this?

>>104266495
dont ruin it i wanted to have fun

>>104247860
Do you think those hostesses are also interested in you when they keep pouring expensive alcohol in your glass?

I want to go to that maid cafe hostess club mahjong parlor thing

>>104266594
Anyon didn’t specify if it was a hostess or not

I'll ruin the tournament by playing like normal.

Based, total daiminkan nigger death

>>104268038
I posted this

200!

Scrimblo

>Spend ten mins making food
>Carry it to my room
>Paper plate bends
>All of it ends up on the carpet
gonna kill myself

I use real plates

I use good paper plates, the ones with the coating

I like the ones without the coating, the ones with the coating are stupid and meant for people who dont use real plates

Why would paper plates need coats when the microwave is hot?

gotta just use multiple plates, or a paper plate holder. My meth head dad used those for years and they worked pretty good

My plates are ceramic. I do not understand why people would use paper plate for their personal meals

They do not like doing dishes

I don't want to have to get up and drag my fat ass to the kitchen to clean a plate after cooking, cleaning everything I used to cook, and eating instead of just tossing a paper plate in the trash can next to my desk

stop being fat and buy a dishwasher

dishwashers are a jewish scam

I let one of my pots sit and I think it grew mold or something.

>>104275050
>buy a dishwasher
I've tried, but femanon has been uncooperative thus far.

>>104271477
Ok, Mr Fujiwara.

i use paper plates and disposable chopsticks as much as possible, the food i make uses as little dishes as possible to make too.

i prefer to handwash my dishes and my kitchen doesn't have room for a dishwasher

>>104275397
That's nice femanon. I hope one day you find a husband you can provide you with a kitchen the size you deserve.

>>104276205
im a male

I have a dishwasher

doko

i think pippa should jong

she'll jong once two months from now for the next collab

I ate all my cereal and whole milk,

i'd make a koko but i gotta go to the recycling place as my car constantly sounds like ghost radio being mad rn

would u join a limitless koko

cans.wav

noko

Majsoul Friends Room 84271(4-Player East): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=84271
Limitless, if you don't join I WILL play ranked

Play ranked I'm not joining at work

you won't

2/4

busy jerking it

>>104278617
>he can't masturbate and play mahjong at the same time
Weak

Still 2/4 fyi going to grab a glass of water

3/4

Shan't

>>104279049
But we're waiting for you.

You'll be waiting for 2 hours

I'm crossposting

>>104279304
Hi crossposting, I'm dad.

>>104279325
Just get back to work

I don't dad post though

I hate hosting kokos

>>104278298
Started

>>104279546
Make them south and very normal and they'd fill retard

>>104279546
>I hate
same

back from the recycling place
got fiddy bucks for the cans

>>104279659
Why would I do that when I could play ranked

>>104278298
WJ!

>>104278298
Back to 3/4
>>104280004
wj!

>>104278298
wj!

i clicked accept on the invite :(

>>104278298
wj!
>>104280074
everyone left by then unfortunately

>>104280959
>intech posted
what? also, mahjong?

Pippa couldn't handle an au falcon

i'm starting to think she's not going to jong this stream

>>104281606
Gotta pay her a couple grand to jong given the whole broke retard with no impulse control thing

>>104281606
did she say she was going to? I switched to something else when she started watching shorts

>>104281712
>did she say she was going to?
no lol
>I switched to something else when she started watching shorts
yeah i'm out now

Married slut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7BXo0PjyKs

i want to jong but i have to sign for a delivery that was supposed to be here an hour ago

evens make a room
odds eat a banana
0 go to bed

when the fuck did lemon get to saint 2?

>>104283531
sorry, my package will be with you shortly

I want to install my intercooler but it hasn't shipped yet

>>104283581
unless they have bots that act retarded on purpose now I don't think so since her mortal scores are pretty similar to mine, it was just surprising since I remember her getting to m1 ~a year ago

I posted lemon here first and then never watched her

watching https://www.twitch.tv/nikomiu

doko

Me on my way to fuck your bitch

my bitch is your bitch though

I don't have a bitch though?

exactly

derank stream this week unless I stop losing every riichi

>>104285095
lookng forward to it, losing a star or dropping back to silver?

Goodnight, everyone.

>>104286098
nighty night anon

>>104286098
Good night little jonger.

>listing leased by advertiser
I think I'm going to be homeless forever

imagine thinking it was possible to get a place at a reasonable price in this shithole country

Is there a vtuber that looks like this? If not there needs to be

>>104286882
there probably is

Majsoul Friends Room 39593(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=39593

nothing special enabled, not filling enabled

2/4
maybe the palindrome room number will draw out the non-furry frenchy

I hope that we fill so I can play mahjong with my friends :3

I am requesting a Hoshino to finish this baggot room off!

sippin soju rn

I drank three cans of beer a soju and a Guinness yesterday but didn't really get drunk. It was fun though

>>104287107
started

>>104287107
wj baggots

>>104287107
back to 3/4

>>104287107
Wj you stupid bitch

>>104287671
you did this to yourself

>>104287681
I was tenpai

>>104287667
>i'll never get her because they will never rerun their own IP due to people being retards

do i crosspost

>>104287753
Yesh

>>104287107
started

Do you guys like my design?

>>104287877
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3x4weajfqm0

>>104287877
THANKS DOC

if you get ura tsumo chiitoi on my dealership again you're banned from my rooms btw

>>104288022
what the fuck does tsumo chiitoi mean? retarded ass fake term anyways. you don't know shit about jong if you even say it like that lmfao

>>104288185
Explain tsumo chiitoi then

>>104287107
wj
gotta go do shit now

>>104287107
wj!

>>104288247
it can't be done

>>104287107
Well jonged. My suuankou was dead but it gave me hope however brief

>>104288022
Baiman is fair

>>104288426
It's not a real fucking term retarded jong tourist
>>104288455
>Suuankou
Say it in english wannabe

>>104288659
Relax bitch

>>104288667
>MUH SUUANKOU!
You aren't japanese, use the english terms

new femanon?

muh four concealed pungs

i should blog about what i eat in this thread, i can't remember if i have eaten this weekend

>>104288985
SWISS ROLL

I seethed my white sausage too much and now it's unzipped...

>>104288985
I had a pastrami sandwich and an Americana pizza today as well as a bunch of beer and milk

stop overcooking your meats!

>>104289137
Sometimes I pull so hard it rips the skin

>>104271477
this reads like dialogue in the sopranos and I laughed, am I cooked chat

>>104289947
>>104289947
>>104289947

Bwead weady

>>104289953
I should beat you to death