Thread 104226485

Flayed Edition

>What is /lig/?
/lig/ is a thread for viewers to find, share, and discuss indie vtubers who have on average 500 viewers or more.

>Why /lig/?
Large indie vtubers have more net fans, but they are outnumbered by 2views by the thousands. This is a thread for the VIP, regardless of what language they stream on.

>Can I shill my 499view oshi here?
Considering averages fluctuate widely, all the way down to 100 is reasonable. The minimal requirement however is being Twitch partner or the YouTube equivalent in numbers.

>Wait isn't that one a corpo?
/lig/ is a thread for chuubas of a decent size who aren't defined by their corporate branding, either due to the small size of the corporation or the independence and lack of oversight granted to the talents

Numbers for 9/4:
1: https://www.youtube.com/@TheBurntPeanut (17,266)
2: https://twitch.tv/ironmouse (7,948)
3: https://twitch.tv/OliviaMonroe (6,232)
4: https://twitch.tv/vedal987 (5,272)
5: https://www.youtube.com/@niminightmare (4,847)
6: https://twitch.tv/Zentreya (3,703)
7: https://twitch.tv/Silvervale (3,678) *Combined
8: https://twitch.tv/Kenji (3,152) *Tie
8: https://twitch.tv/Sykkuno (3,129) *Tie
10: https://twitch.tv/Limealicious (2,378)

Non-English:
1: https://twitch.tv/Kamito_JP (4,063) *Japanese
2: https://twitch.tv/KSPKSP (3,063) *Chinese
3: https://twitch.tv/soraposhich (2,039) *Japanese

>/lig/ Numbers
https://lignumbers.neocities.org/

>Twitch Clips Guide
https://pastelink.net/34vd5

>VOD Archival Guide
https://rentry.org/Vod_Archival_Guide

>/lig/ VOD Archive
https://rentry.org/Indie_Vod_Archives_lig

>Koikatsu cards
https://mega.nz/folder/JYtkXJwL#07gAQCQqI_9FsmX9oQJKSA

>/lig/ Wheel of Names
https://wheelofnames.com/49w-z2x

>Tiermaker
https://tiermaker.com/create/-lig--16586688-3

>/lig/ Chuuba Birthday Calendar (WIP)
https://www.canva.com/design/DAE-XgWodVg/ofLz4QC1yPPQ4T6TTAE0fw/edit?utm_content=DAE-XgWodVg

>Upcoming Birthdays
September 5th - Nekrolina
September 6th - Lyra & Kuu
September 8th - Vesper
September 9th - Kibawoo
September 10th - Jets
September 12th - Henya
September 17th - Alfhilde
September 22nd - Hannah Hyrule & Momo
September 25th - Shinect

>OC material for the OP
https://mega.nz/folder/IIVD1IaJ#cfsRhWdJvzneIoG8HZUPuw

>Ducks
https://www.twitch.tv/dashducks (embed) (embed)

Other useful threads:
>>>/vt//bbtg/
>>>/vt//big/
>>>/vt//corpo/
>>>/vt//choc/
>>>/vt//flip/
>>>/vt//haha/
>>>/vt//indie/
>>>/vt//mint/
>>>/vt//swarm/
>>>/vt//vrt/
>>>/vt//xvsj+/

Previous Thread: >>104222432

no meatshits in the thread

I love my cute, horny and bratty sex fox. I LOVE HER SO MUCH! Erm!

Hi guys

>>104226524
bloomday but not doomday m8

2 HOURS REMAINING!2 HOURS REMAINING!2 HOURS REMAINING!

It's the Nekrolina birthday card!

Show your appreciation for Lina! Submissions must be SFW and have image dimensions that are a multiple of 200 (i.e. 200x200, 400x400, 200x400)
>no AI art
>please use the current 3.0 model as a reference (link below)

Likes:
>the color periwinkle blue #8F99FB
>Broners (her community mascot)
>Cats
>tummy and thighs
>street food (Korean in particular)
>the process of candy making

Games:
>Marvel Rivals
>Simulator games (Supermarket Simulator and similar)
>Mafia

Media:
>Pride & Predjudice
>Anna Karenina
>Haunting Adeline

Food:
>blueberries
>white chocolate
>sourdough bread

references:
https://mega.nz/folder/Y3dijCzY#Utx0hqMZOiSYUsiwu_miUA

Deadline is the 5th of September 6pm CEST

The gang's all here!

>>104226530
Retro is good too.

1 day remaining

Hey everyone! Lets organize a card for the wonderful bluutuber by the name of Kuu! It is her birthday on the 6th of September, so lets start getting it ready now! Tiles for the card should be formatted in easy to parse multiples of 200x200 px, so double check before uploading you fucks! As for her interests, they include:
> Cats, dogs, and other cute animals! But mostly cats
> Spicy noodles! If they are nood and spicy, they will work
> Horror sloppa! Yes she is a main horror enjoyer, but especially playing the sloppa
> Karaoke and singing! She has a wonderful voice so play on that!
> Art lover. She loves fanart of any kind so keep that in mind in making your tile if you are autistically artistic
> Being called sexy or cute! Yes this is a thing. Just don't be too creepy!
> Giantess stuff. She likes being da big lady. Yes this goes hand in hand with vore

References: https://mega.nz/folder/Qq9jmSgL#t8H4KOLA5dAhyHAgRgVigQ

Deadline is the 6th at 1pm CEST

Saru in 1h

God I really want to cum inside Shyrei (Squchan)
>>104226406
Because she's cute, knows how to draw, she's funny, talkative, knows how to cook very well, pretty body (both), and so much more.

>>104226553
Literally who

https://www.twitch.tv/vei/clip/SquareUnusualWoodcockRedCoat-3rnCzjmgmqsw82wT

Cinema. Truly kino.

>>104226569
Okay that's understandable

uuu

I was pulling my cheeks apart to fart into my hand and I got a fist full of shit

>>104226524
Kill yourself

Filian is a wonderful person who is worthy of love and support

I love the silly lady

I don't want to be too negative but I don't think saru has it in her to stream more than 8h per day for the zevent anymore.

lady lobe

Sometimes when I sit down watch a stream I'll turn to my dog and go "It's time for Essie! Do you wanna watch Essie??" and I don't think she really understands but she gets really excited and it's cute. Anyway it's Friday have a great day everyone.

>>104226692
And then you have sex with the dog

gaspar

>>104226621
Press your ass against your neighbor's dinner room window and let it rip.

>>104226621
you make a hard bargain, but I'll take it grimmi

I am noticing

>>104226877
Not bloom time yet but soon

This thread is absolute garbage so far.

>>104226888
it do be like dat

Which ligger will harvest the most anon suicides after a bf reveal? I'm betting on para or krum.

I had a dream with Saru in it. I don't remember much of the dream, but I do remember that Saru was retarded and kept failing at being tactical in retarded ways. Also, the mad hatter from the batman animated series called her a dumb french bitch.

>>104226943
by proportion of audience it'd be para but shondo maybe more in total

I just tried my father's adhd medicine and holy hell it's so good. I never knew it was possible to actually write more than 1 sentence an hour in an essay that's so crazy. And now it's worn off and I'm back to shitposting on the lig. I want to get a diagnosis and a prescription but man it costs so much it's crazy

>>104226943
Para is more buddy coded imo, I couldn't care less
it's that bro you wouldn't mind fucking if no one knew

>>104226943
What about lily or bao?

>>104226877
>using a voice changer to make his voice deeper
Do male vtubers really?

>>104227034
Yeah but that's because she's my gf

>>104227042
>lily
no one cares
>bao
people would only care if she stopped masturbating on fansly

>>104227063
No one would care for lily? I don't watch her and don't know her community so I was curious

hit meatfags
kick meatfags
slap meatfags

>>104227042
Everyone already knows about Lily's boyfriend
He isn't a secret

>>104226943
Probably Saru which would be doubly hilarious since I doubt she'll be able to keep a bf for more than 6 months.

griftervale live with another #ad! tune in piggies and remember to pay for the koikatsu slop on 2 accounts hahahha

>>104227106
If you mean Shylily she's been living with her "manager" for years now.

>>104227009
Shondo only had about 10 people left who will care. She even told everyone a few weeks ago she's dropping the wife stuff because it makes her new audience uncomfortable

>>104227147
>>104227115
heccin niggerinos no vtuber irl discoosion

>>104227171
my bad, I asked

I am the secret boyfriend to every vtuber

sex with grapes model but ninas voice and bats mind

>>104227211
announcement soon?

I am the secret girlfriend to every liggerman

>>104226943
shondo

>>104227210
Me too, but they don't know, it's just that of a secret

>>104227211
my brapqueen

>>104226877
sick voice is cute

>>104226943
I hope it's Nina

if tanya showed up at holo but was a totally different person would you still watch her?

>>104226943
Lumi kanekkko for sure.

Can't wait for tanya to never interact with her chat again and pretend to be lesbian with her corpo mandated gf she does 4/5th of her streams with between taking weeks off to do non stream idol activities.

>>104226943
pphead

be at peace. daughter of ligor.

I'm non stream idol activities.

>>104227251
Dollarstore Kiba model.

>>104227336
Do not the cat

If dubs Nina will become a single mother in Japan
If no dubs i will start posting bat

>grape is on her period

*opens op period tracker app*

batposters love!

>>104227327
you say that like its a deal with the devil

>>104227034
I forget what it's like to have an oshi and not long to marry them

>>104227436
morch chink eyes my beloved

Ligger for this?

>no batposts
>i make a post
>batposters appear
hmmmmm noticing

fuck marry kill

bat miioid sleepyhead

>>104227477
shondo

>>104226943
not fallenshartow
her viewers all are cucks

>anon makes meta post about batposting
>batposting stops

lucy bukkake

>>104227477
this but its graca graca means grimmi caca

>>104227550
Batposting is bat for this thread.

Something about sarus title is giving me the giggles

>>104227569
basic human needs

>>104227596
kek

>>104227596
!whynotus is a good one was that her or a mod

meatheads getting their meatAnuses Blown Out and Abused

What if your oshi was so retarded that she made Bat look like a normal person?

bat isn’t retarded she’s oretty smart

>>104227662
haha very funny

smack a meathead. hit a meathead. do your country a favor

Why did the reveal of Coqui not being fat mindbreak the 3am schizo so badly?

>>104227602
How is she so cute

What if your bat was so bat that she made bat look like a bat

>>104227679
she made all those brb games

Saru live
>animated intro for the zevent
She reallyll

>>104227714
Balkan autism mixed with massive weeb

>>104227772
Animals are such pat sluts. There has to be a reason for us to be here

saru live with zedildo

Rat wife draw
https://www.twitch.tv/bodegarrat

>>104227819
ze vent, amoguz

i havent been here in a while. why do you guys hate nihmune now?

>>104227926
because 2boob was better

>>104227926
just trying with everything you got today huh?

I like sarus new shirt

Saru sounds happy for a change

erm ashkually

>>104227926
Two words: dirty bf haver

>Saru asking chatgpt to explain what zevent is so she can read it for chat
The state of Ai brainroted people

>>104227926
If anything people like her more than they used to. She gets more discussion than just "alcoholic who's a bad influence on her friends". Also the bulk of the discussion about her is in /big/ as long as you don't mind Michi being mentioned in all of the same posts

Saru should've drawn a curly mustache on her model and put on a beret and stripped shirt

>>104228003
That’s 3

>>104227228
My kitten...

>>104228003
is that it?

>>104228091
That's enough

>>104228003
>tourist doesnt know
as expected.

I think I'd be more upset finding out a vtuber goons off to thoughts of me than if she had a bf. Luckily my 0ccv tells me all I need to know to keep it together.

>>104227162
It may be hard to believe, but we might unironically be at a point were this is true
>the newer members of her audience who started watching after the big hiatus and who are probably the majority of her community at this point all just see her as a regular funny twitch vtuber and so wouldn't care
>the /shon/ antis are all already convinced she has a secret bf anyway and would if anything feel vindicated if it turned out to be true
>the resident holofag unicorns also all hate her already and would likewise probably welcome the news
>the saner traditional shondophrenics would probably be sad about it, but either come to accept it or drop her for good
really the only ones likely to kill themselves are the more menhera traditional shondophrenics who managed to avoid becoming antis, and there's no way to know how many of them there are

stfu

are we dead?

Redpill me on RES the book of granules 2077 what the fuck does it mean

>>104228278
only inside

>we need 10000
>its 10 for 1 euro. How much euro is it then for 10000?
>[opens calculator]
>let's, see, 10000... Wait how do I calculate this....
>chat tells her it's 1000
Saru is so cute when she's retarded

>>104228300
Off-topic.

>>104228300
I'm based and loved by all vtubers everywhere. Geega especially loves me and we talk all the time. I'm really upset about 3am because they keep spreading nasty rumors about me and it's just wrong and not fair. I will be their downfall some day.

>>104228312
yuropeon education

>>104228300
It's a reference to a series of signature posts about Menace I read, and thought were funny.

Computer generate as Lumituber

Busty Saruei is real

>>104228434
>I'm thinking we could we could we could fuck

>>104228434
flatter

>>104228434
lmao she wishes she had tits like that

>>104227162
She said that she's fine with her audience calling her whatever they want. Wife, imouto, imoutowife, Shondo. You just don't have to pledge your life to her anymore when you follow because her own life is more than her stream now. Her friends and her family have given her the will to live and hope for a better future, instead of just resigning herself to dying from her illnesses a few years from now, with her stream being her only experience with the outside world and her audience's support being the only love she's ever felt. With friends that she's travelled the world for, and a family that relies on her legally now rather than just financially, her life is bigger than that now, and she wants our lives to be bigger than her.

>No mention of elfin
Bad thread.

>>104228466
They look accurate, maybe the shirt shrunk in the wash or something but only on the torso

Nyaru plaplove

>>104228482
>a family that relies on her legally now

>>104228206
>>104228482

Remember when elfin was the hot stuff? Too bad that hag is getting overshadowed by the younger prettier Saru.

Why can't you just find a gf???

>>104228549
Why is this bat

>>104228482
>fine with audience whatever they want
I love my daughter wife Fallen Shitler.

I'm back from the hell of professional work life (I have a job to do over the weekend on top of that).
>Friday afternoon
>Nothing good on the telly
Fuck me, I almost want to go back to being a NEET.

alices feet are my gf!

>>104228559
it's all about these weird ass euro girls and these stinky accent these days
bring vtubing back to america! our whores need their job back!

>>104228602
uh okay thanks for sharing?

>>104228549
That's mostly true, but there are still some /shon/ fanatics fighting to be her one true husband. I gave the same kind of spiel in there when I was organizing her birthday card and they were giving me shit for having Callie as my oshi >>102267202

grapes model needs to be bred

why is rebel a pervert now

Will elfen posting ever return?

>>104228590
I’m so bad with women it could be classified as a disability.

Many are now saying Meat stinks like shit real bad, it's so gross, yuck.

>>104228602
Don't worry, you'll have eight overlapping streams to choose from tonight. Maybe you can find us a new ligger to talk about during this timeslot
https://www.twitch.tv/directory/all/tags/VTuber?sort=VIEWER_COUNT

>>104228677
Because I like big throbbing dick in my ass and I almost got Oli when she was at the convention.

>>104228669
needs to be bread

>>104228677
Who the fuck is rebel

>>104228700
Is this really the real Rebelearthsky

>>104228691
>8 overlapping streams
I must simply grow used to the pain. That's all.

* Waddles in *

>>104228677
I just think her face is cute. The other stuff is okay, but she's a real cutie is all. I miss when elfen posting was more prevelant.

>>104228721
I watch vods because everyone else has banned me because someone hacked my account.

>>104228691
Here's a couple: Stal is playing OSRS and Konoobi is playing FTL
https://www.twitch.tv/stal
https://www.twitch.tv/konoobi

>saru: we can play batman or ume, which one do you guys want
>chat: ume
>saru: I don't want to play ume, do we play batman
>chat: ok
>saru 2 minutes later: what did you guys pick? batman?
>chat: yes
>saru 2 minutes later: I didn't pay attention. what did you guys pick?
>chat: batman
>saru 2 minutes later: what are we playing batman
>chat: yes
>saru: I should use my younger model today
Saru is very bratty today

>>104228777
>senile antics
>"I should use my younger model today"
eh...

Parasi’s charm is dangerously addictive—like a bunny‑girl raid on your screen with a side of meat‑fever. Talk about streaming‑bait that ensnares your heart (and stomach)!

gm /lig/

Something about this stream makes it hard to look away… even when I know I probably should.

>>104228793
what

Saru really getting in there

She blinked and I forgot my name. Again. This stream tastes like static and strawberry liqueur.

Liggers for this feel?

>>104228912
>2,48MB

>these grunts while saru is behind the desk
Wish she would make a fansly with these noises

>>104228886
Hi babe! Slept well? *squeezes your butt*

I would let her microwave my soul on high for 3 minutes and thank her for the steam.

>>104228981
You'll take the poorly acted and unenthusiastic animations and you'll like it!

>>104227602
pregnant moriko sex

bon

>>104229021
*cums*

>>104229021
why are her eyebrows retarded?

Where are Kuu and Vesper

>>104229040
in my sex dungeon

She’s not just streaming—she’s casting something. Pretty sure this is a trap, but it’s a good one.

Has anyone bought HalO's Craving Mommy yet?

>>104228974
>>104228995
i just woke up and you already trying to make me horny

>>104227162
>She even told everyone a few weeks ago she's dropping the wife stuff because it makes her new audience uncomfortable
That literally didn't happen

>>104228590
ive been alone for so long the idea of ever being with anyone is so outlandish and intimidating i just dont try

>>104226533
How's this for the card message? Also let me know if you need help arranging things, I know it's hard to do that with some of the recent cards not filling up so much, but I already have an idea about the broners digging up "birthday wishes" in a graveyard and putting them on a wheelbarrow to deliver to Lina, like they're delivering bodies to a necromancer (because that's what she is), and the tiles are buried in the ground. Like this card for Tanya. Let me know what you want to do or if you need help with anything, that's just an idea that I wanted to throw out there.

Oh and here's the tweet message:
>HBD to our periwinkle princess @nekrolina! You always work so hard to make sure that everyone in your community feels welcomed and loved, so we wanted to return some of that love to you with a Bday card! Thank you for making us broners the luckiest people on Twitch! #NekrolinArt

>saru started smoking again due to stress
Unironicly I'm pretty disappointed

>>104228590
what do you think im watching vtubers for?

>>104229136
She's French. They have to smoke or they get cancer.

I love my piggy princess!!!

She’s not even trying and somehow it still feels a little dangerous.

>>104229174
Now THOSE are some sausage fingers. That's what the 3amschizo should be looking at instead of calling Coqui a hog.

>>104229174
Would still hold hands with her

>>104229136
she just like me

please stop sex pesting random anons on the thread

>>104229214
no

>>104229126
That's pretty much perfect! And yeah, I'd like to take you up on the offer

>>104229202
Same desu
She makes me horny

Whiskey is playing helldivers 2 and malding

>>104229220
please do me instead

>>104227106
everyone knows about boeska already

>>104229223
It'll take a bit for me to make but I can get it done. I need the tiles you've gotten though, just upload them to catbox or something

>>104229039
she likes them that way, also she hates that she still looks good without them

>>104229382
yeah sure, i'll throw them on gofile if that works for you

alice.... im cumming....

>>104229324
everyone here does. normies are always clueless

>>104229405
Yeah that's good

>>104229408
>everyone here
so nobody that actually matters knows

para reeks

>>104229400
She looks like she'd kidnap you and chain you to a bed until you loved her

>>104229136
So am I, but she's quit twice before so I'm confident she'll quit again when the stress of gamersupps merch and her 3.0 is over

>>104229021
I don't understand
>>104229038
Dude, you might have a problem...

>>104229424
https://gofile.io/d/AX6Me7
oh and don't worry about it taking a bit. she's celebrating her birthday tomorrow, so as long as she gets it today that's fine. and thank you very much for the help!

>>104229486
>i DoN't UnDeRsTaNd
>dUdE, yOu MiGhT hAvE a PrObLeM

>>104229458
if she didn't I'd ask for a refund

post your cutest ligger hiccups

Gaspar

ok

uuuuu liggerman i burned my fingie :(
can you kiss it better? uwu

>>104229607
mwah

>>104229607
best I can do is piss on it

>>104229607
Why of course, madam.

>>104229614
Catbox broke the audio file for this one and I don't have the original to make a new one

>>104229607
we're gonna shit on it and wrap it in a diapie

In ELEVEN HOURS it'll be Lyra's birthday, show your appreciation by contributing to her birthday card! Standard card rules apply: All submissions must be SFW and have image dimensions that are a multiple of 200 (i.e. 200x200, 400x400, 200x400).

Some things for inspiration:
>Her friends (non-inclusive): 3AM, NaiyoSpede, Vesper
>Her cats Boo and Sumbee
>Maggotchamps
>Blood
>Bugs
>Scrapbooking
>Taxidermy
>Hatsune Miku
>Plants Vs. Zombies
>Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
>Dead Space
>Bugsnax
>Outer Wilds
>Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines

Model References and Cat Pictures:
https://mega.nz/folder/0ulVHazQ#Kafc-jPq_j1MO0BAF2UqNw
https://catbox.moe/c/9httff

The deadline for the card is Saturday, September 6th at midnight EST. That's 9pm September 5th for PST. Make sure you get your tiles in before then

>>104229094
nta but here. iirc this was actually a few months ago

>>104229805
That and what was claimed are two entirely different things, and she still calls herself 'wife' as recently as this week.

buenos retardes

>>104228834
silence clankoid

>>104229834
>i dont want to be the wife tuber
>most of my fans dont see me that way
>gfe bad

>only fucking whores live
Rough day.

>>104229400
she has big bushy brows irl her sister told her they look like boys brows and she need to see an aesthetician

>>104229805
all she's known for is pedophilia, burning bridges, having a dead mom

>>104229917
Sarus live

im back and done with male collabs, shit games and am upgrading to a sex, large breasted model

>>104229805
If she was any of those things then I would be able to see her naked.
Checkmate.

>>104229910
Nimi Nightmare has done untold damage to parasocial Vtuber fans (good)

Anal sex with liggers.

>>104229925
she did say she found unibrows cute so who knows how they look...

>>104229910
>it isn't roleplay to me

>>104229936
And being successful and wealthy and respected across the space

autistic french girl and her coloring book

i think there's something wrong with my brain

>>104230055
no wonder dooby unfollowed her on twitter

>>104230162
i genuinely think that it would be better for your brain if you stopped coming here

>>104229910
All this shows is that you seem to have autism and can only think in polar extremes

>>104230162
cool turtle

I miss my silly blue wife I wish it was tomorrow already

I hope Layna gets eaten alive

>>104230229
so she becomes a real human boy?

I hope Juniper gets eaten alive

>>104230297
Layna's cock grows whenever she lies

sauce of this vtuber

>>104217723

I will now proceed to sexpest miwa

>>104230349
n word joe

>>104230349
lululasso

>>104230366
I'm thinking rape

>>104230349
>>104230379
she can suck a cock right off a pelvis

>>104230067
god I wish my ligga would make me cum from anal

I hope Juniper eats me alive

I hope Layna swallows my cock whole

>I stream specifically for Euros
Thanks Bodega

>>104230349
Lululasso has mountains of sex appeal

>>104230078
Cute...

>>104230541
older women pretending to be bratty schoolgirls uoh~~

>>104230541
I'm too ESL, I need subtitles for this

i will finish my tile i will finish my tile i will

>>104230541
good shitpost

eww

>>104230366
widekumi

I Love Lucy

>>104230541
cringe

Slurp slurp, liggerman~
Kisses! Slurps! God is merciful...

miwa sexo

>>104230209
her cat updates are so cute I’m glad it’s going well

>>104230099
She is disrespected and thought of as utter dogshit, many claim she's a 40 year old man with a voice changer, and would shut off her content immediately, and ban anyone that linked her and worry they were on some pedofaggot list now, gamersupps? walked away, no cup, she's a cupless bitch.

>>104230599
Lyrics are in the video's description.

it was a nice surprise seeing Haruka visit Vivi's stream today. I remember when she used to dip into various vtubers chats.

>>104229805
>Kitanya reactions to GFE comment
what did they mean by this?

>>104229936
>>104230750

Free friday in an hour

thinking about Para in front of a mirror trying to hold a card or a phone or a cigarette between her tits but it keeps falling out

Layna's community would be awful parents

Sometimes I make a genuine and effortful post, and get no replies. That makes me sad.

>>104230842
>it's better when it's free
You mean like her body and womb?

>>104230899
show me all the posts you’ve made this thread and I’ll reply to them all

>>104229136
what is stressing her out so much

>>104230798
many people in the discord cant help but click every single reaction posted

>>104230925
hitting start stream and asking chat what to do is very hard pls undastan!

>>104230899
>Sometimes I make a genuine and effortful post
first mistake

>>104230925
not getting dick. i can save her

@meat

https://youtu.be/K-QBvBnBpEc

>>104230899
is that your bat poster origin story

>>104230541
Ugh this makes rebecca blacks Friday song sound like a masterpiece

is it bad for the vtuber to be just as parasocial for the viewer as the view is parasocial for the vtuber

>>104230733
i can see her butthole

add my tile to the card at your earliest convenience

>>104230968
just marry me and i will take care of you in exchange for love and companionship (as long as you are female(biological))

>>104230099
And being incredibly sexy

>>104230923
>>104230899

>>104230968
There is literally, factually nothing wrong with this

>>104230968
bad for whom? It's mostly bad for the vtuber themself. You're never gonna be satisfied by dating a wall of text

who was the dafne keen of lig

>>104230968
I think it's fine, I will take good care of you

standing reverse suspended congress sex with miwa

>>104231036
I didn't know commander keen even had a first name

>>104231050
Muwa sex

>>104230969
i wanna lick it

>>104231104
i want to lick her puffy cunny

vtubers owe me sex

we hate saruei and shondo here

I think miwa should host a weekly joi stream

Which Vtuber do I watch if I want to find a good woman to settle down with.

you guys know the reason gummy candy is so oily is because it's coated in mineral oil for the shine

>>104231156
nina

>>104231161
So are they an animal, vegetable, or mineral?

>>104231184
It's made of cornstarch mixed with gelatin then coated in mineral oil so uh

All of them

>>104231184
animal mineral vegetable man

>>104231221
the ultimate being!

>>104231156
Limes, obviously

Shondo doesn't have a cookie license so she has to hand them out in the VeXpo parking lot
https://x.com/fallenshadow_YT/status/1964022127566237997

>>104230899
sometimes i make a post like "what if your oshi was 3 inches tall" and i get a lot of replies im better at lig than you

>>104231274
What the hell. She said she can't make cookies because it's not allowed, then made them and said the booth will hand them out, and then it turns out she can't because of the original reason??

>>104231323
I used to have it too...

>>104231335
I haven't been watching the cookies closely enough to know about the legal precedent and historical context in this landmark civil rights case, but there's probably an explanation

>>104231335
vexpo told her she couldnt and then mosobox offered to do it and then vexpo told mosobox they couldnt

haha what if you loved your oshi and she loved you back haha im gonna do it

Are HalOs audio "dramas" any good?

>>104231458
>haha what if you loved your oshi and she loved you back

>>104231335
turns out shondo is a retarded woman

>>104231403
Henry the 54th was bitten by a feral cookie, died of rabies a few days later, don't you know history

I bet anal with Shondo would be incredible, her butthole is probably tight like pin slit. And she'd scream the whole time.

>>104231458
i don't think you are using oshi correctly

>>104231508
>her butthole is probably tight like pin slit
She's like 5'10" isn't she? It's gotta be a huge gaping asshole the size of a hallway.

>>104231515
>nooo you must be cucked and worship them like deities
go back holoNIGGER!

>>104231528
thats hot too

>>104231534
What?

Why did shondo steal my Red9 bros?

>>104231536
Cute

>>104231458
>what if

>>104231554
the dog from ff7?

my stupid fucking oshi hurt me but I can't stop thinking about her and missing her and loving her
i'm just so lonely I don't want to ever lose her

>>104231461
yes but they’re a lot different than her streams since they’re scripts

>>104231627
kuuschizo...

>>104231628
>they’re a lot different
expound

>>104231274
did she take a shit on the cookies?

>>104231716
i requested that

>>104231716
That's Otis buried under there

>>104231528
yeah after I'm done with her

Consuming grimmi's special chocolate cookies in the back alley!

>>104231716
It looks like a tiny gorilla from the side

>>104231274
Can someone here get one, I want to know how they objectively taste like since she said she doesn't use a recipe for them

>>104231786
what if your oshi had a tiny gorilla that walked across her desk during streams

>>104231458
as long as she lets me on top of her head or has no problem hugging me that's all I need, we're both too proud to admit our love

>>104231786
Literally me

Ligger man i cant

>>104231458
Dating then marriage

Thinking about citing bat

bodega is really cute

I'm so lucky lucky

>>104231673
like I said they’re scripted so they’re a lot more dialogue heavy and less ear licking and kissing, but they’re pretty good nonetheless

>>104231946
>less ear licking and kissing
Where the fuck did she stash that, then

>>104231515
nt either of the a's, what do you mean?

>>104232007
>>104232007
>>104232007

I really, really miss the old sultry voice Vei...

>>104227109
meat loves you anyway, friend. <3

>>104232026
fuck i mean n either of-
you know what that sounds worse

>>104227654
meatheads are loving and kind

>>104227680
meatheads are smiley and fun

>>104228689
She had the cutest lil bottom.

>>104231716
god I hope so