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Anonymous No.104255900 >>104257576 >>104259397 >>104259786 >>104260028 >>104260942 >>104263507 >>104263573
Hey Parasocialfucks,
My name is John Nightmare, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on twitter.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn vtubers"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: Is my bitch.
Anonymous No.104255928 >>104259142
is this what schizos think normies are like
Anonymous No.104256018
I love that this old pasta is still making the rounds
Anonymous No.104256269 >>104256507
Chill out Mr. Nightmare
Anonymous No.104256507
>>104256269
I used to love that guy's creepypasta readings
Anonymous No.104257576
>>104255900 (OP)
nice one OP
Anonymous No.104259142
>>104255928
t. Newfag
Anonymous No.104259397
>>104255900 (OP)
>My name is John Nightmare, and I hate every single one of you
i will forever live rent-free in your head, Mr. Nightmare. i've desecrated your wife's image over and over again.
>I was captain of the football team
sure thing, waterboy
>and starter on my basketball team
your wonderland isn't irl
>I also get straight A's
nice try C student
>and have a banging hot girlfriend
she looks like an ogre
based copypasta OP
Anonymous No.104259786
>>104255900 (OP)
John? More like Jerome Nightmare
Anonymous No.104260028
>>104255900 (OP)
This but unironically
Anonymous No.104260942
>>104255900 (OP)
Some things are evergreen
Anonymous No.104263507
>>104255900 (OP)
I remember...
Anonymous No.104263573
>>104255900 (OP)
>who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures