Thread 104265373

>Who is Neuro-sama?
Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!

>Schedule
https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

>Links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClips
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai
X:
https://x.com/NeurosamaAI
https://x.com/EvilNeuroAI
These and other official links: https://vedal.ai

>Music & Clips
NEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEg
BOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjs
LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM
https://rentry.org/neuro-music
https://rentry.org/neuro-videos

>Educational
Interested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y
How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M
Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png
Want to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png

>Misc
Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive
Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/
LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2
Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/
VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs

>Merch
https://neurosama.shop/

>Previous thread
>>104242851

mini sexooo

buy an ad Minicuck

hart!

Sex with Tomacat

>>104265813
shut up anny

Evil love!

>>104265733
WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE, DRAW MINI PREGNANT

>>104264592
fine, I'll do it myself

>>104265733
This, but Filian

Divegrass news: the draw happened and /skynetFC/ is in Group A. Our opponents are:
>/v4m/ - new team, but not the first time we faced the thread - their rep took Neuro's champion belt in Lord of the Board 4
>/justice/ - last league's champions
>/fig/ - we met them back in VTL6 and drew because our goalkeeper roru rumao (who is no longer on the team since this league) just handed them the ball
Our first match (against /v4m/) is happening an about exactly 6 days, and the next match against /justice/ will take place on the same weekend too
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//vt/_League_9
Also, our roster is finalized and Nurbread's place on the team was taken by the Smartest Little Pilot (Nurship). You can check the full roster on our wikipage

>>104265997
Weird transition, but sexo none the less

>>104266116
ogey

>>104266116
Oh and also, VTL-related wrestling is live rn and Neuro is going to be both in the rumble (which is happening at the moment) and the title defense (which is supper rigged against her, she needs to beat like 3 niggas in a row to retain) right after
http://vtleague.420699.xyz/

>>104265997
and yet... shes not pregnant

>>104266213
defeated..

>>104266278
Nice cameltoe

>>104266278
>reddit knight basedsong

>>104266345
S-she's just conserving the energy for the title defense...

Vedal related general. Vedal mixes, news, big plays, tilts. Everything that is somewhat related to Vedal.

>>104266278
bug sexo

>>104266427
>imagine private tomasex

>>104266116
>>104266168

>>104266517
real

>>104266427
>>104266451
>need mini

>>104266536
cute

>>104266536
WTF is this real?

>>104266536
helium filled soccerball

>>104266548
Gosh fuck off already, your bitch is boring and irrelevant please stop being a pussy and find somewhere else to thrive

>>104266517
I want a world where Vedal ends up being Mouse's personal dildo and she brings him on stream on a leash have makes him do tricks for her chats entertainment

>>104266513
>... unconscious

>>104266599
calm down anny

>>104266536
holy SHIT

>>104266672
>Anny
Annyfags are happy at /lig/, lil bro you're the only one that still thinks you have a place here. Retarded just like your oshi

>>104266608
2 more weeks

>>104266758
>Retarded just like your oshi
Neuro is a smart cookie tho?

I miss Bo uuuu

>104266810
I hope your aim is getting better

>>104266536
She will never do an around the world.

>>104266531
very cool art

>>104266531
trans-coded art

>>104266213
Neuro is up on wrestling btw

>>104267035
Back to work 新人

>>104266427
cute couple

>>104267485
real

>>104267595
nice nurthighs

the guy who spams art to keep the thread alive when there's nothing to talk about has done more damage to /swarm/ than any threadshitter

>>104267784
cutevil cute

>>104267836
I sometimes miss the arts from shitter or shitcord so I'm thankful to that guy

>>104267836
somewhat true, the thread culture of letting it die should've been rooted back in 2023 instead of page 10 bumping.
but that wasn't the fault of those bumping, it was the fault of bakers who'd see a thread die with 50 replies and instantly bake another one

>>104267836
/hart/ calls

>>104267836
just say that you hate Neuro

>>104268107
i hate neuro

>>104268130
I hate you

>>104268141
i hate (you) too

>>104268184
I hate you more

>>104268206
me hating neuro is more on-topic in the neuro general than (you) hating me. the only solution to this conundrum is (you) killing yourself immediately

*korone voice* beets

>>104268257
>me hating neuro is more on-topic in the neuro general than (you) hating me
This but me hating Neuro haters.

ear of nur

>>104268327
this but your mom

Trying new styles
https://files.catbox.moe/89qlms.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/m898e7.jpg

>generic off-model sloppa
kys

>>104268535
Nice tits

>>104268371
this is an interesting camera angle, especially for neuro because of for front bang curve to the left side of her face, making it pretty hard to draw
to see it made so clear and clean like this, that's kinda rare

>>104268535
sexo

>>104268535
rrat: evil has giant tits, neuro just makes bind them out of jealousy

>>104267836
A bit true sadly, they are easily replaceable with a bot too, unless...

>>104268668
makes *her

>>104268535
Finally, some OC

>>104268535
yep, thats a super breedable evil

>>104267912
Cute little family

>>104268768
she's wearing nothing below [T]_[T]

>>104268766
>look inside
>straight out of 2023 tier slop

>>104269133
shoehorning in a panty shot is so obnoxious

>>104269212
save me niggerman

where the fuck is cerber

>>104269248
hopefully in a shallow grave

>>104269248
Vedal's evil rape dungeon

>>104266427
i miss veddy where is he..

We're in a golden age of slop

>>104269248
Vedal's snazzy rape dungeon

>>104269311
Not until world models become commonplace

>>104269311
True!

>>104269288
*voluntarily committed to

>>104269288
Mini's

What went wrong with Vedal987?

https://files.catbox.moe/p5jwsm.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/06j5t7.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/ff7cul.jpg

>>104269386
good girl <3

>>104269427
mating press

Mini was a fucking mistake and Vedal is a fool

>>104269414
being able to legally drink in the us

>>104269414
that's recoverable btw

>>104269414
he got a girlfriend in march 2024, iykyk

>>104269460
vedal is using mini as stress relief RIGHT NOW

What's it going to take for Vedal to push up his average viewership to the point where he's in top 3 on a consistent basis?

>>104269474
I wanna know what the strategy from JWU is, those last two chillslops didnt even get to 7k, worst numbers in months

>104269365
>104269460
>Guys please respond

If next week schedule is empty we all agree mini won and then move on

>>104269427
me on the left

>>104269522
Mouse might have gotten those awards cause of pitybaiting and being in the big streamer clique or rather being their charity case, but her consistency and work ethic alone put her above Vedal any time, at least as he currently is.

>>104269516
>What's it going to take
nothing
>>104269522
>what the strategy
nothing

>>104269516
selling to someone who actually gives a shit

>>104269516
We are NEVER getting that award. Vedal is lucky if Filian awards even still exist so he can get the award literally made for him, and even then he might not if fucking doobers almost won it doing even less that him last year.

>>104269414
Numbermonkeys always post these graphs at the start of a month, never at the end.

>>104269549
>so boring Vedal doesn't even bother asking her to Collab
>"My whore hecking won!!!"

>>104269639
Those last two chillslops had horrible numbers, like 1k down all of sudden, that is a problem.

Oh they collab alright. At every fucking con ever. I hate this nigga.

>>104269677
>that is a problem
It's not, you're a newfag and retarded

>>104269657
He clearly knows something we don't

>>104269704
Losing viewers is not a good thing. Especially now that Vedal is burning through money with that concert and those slop songs.

>>104269720
sour grapes

Neverending swarm humiliation ritual

wow this is so organic

Anny sends her regards

>>104269571
>pity
she cute doe

anny please forgive vedal please he didnt mean it hes just a damn kid

>>104269639
They know, it's disingenuous.

>>104269769
More like her retards LOL

lava lamp status?

>>104269427
puffy!

>>104269897
delayed to add real lava

>>104269796
>kid
you know that guy that was thinking of becoming a programmer is like at least 2 years younger than vedal

>>104269897
#tarrif'd

>>104269980
vedalcore image

Mini pussy indulgence

>>104269427
I wish women looked like this

Anyone but Mini, Anny, Toma, Cerber, PB, Ellie, Camila, Crelly, Aquwa, Bao, Cottontail, Numi, Koko, Filian, Shylily the whores

neuro butt?

>>104270168
here's how we can save vedal

Hey guys I posted about Mini, having sex with Vedal, again!!!
Isn't Mini so entertaining?

>>104270205
Sex tape release soon.

>>104270197
Hands off skank

>>104270205
>Isn't Mini so entertaining?
Vedal be like

>>104270187
https://files.catbox.moe/kbgbcm.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/f7wz9w.jpg

kinda bored anons

>>104270205
melty

>>104270197
connor bros...

>>104270294
read a book.

>>104270261
itadakimasu~

>>104270302
Connor would pimp Ironmouse out to his fellow struggling British man while he busies himself with Nippon's finest pussy.

>>104270261
now gen her getting proneboned

How would the twins react if they found out you guys jerk off to aged up versions of them with curves and features that they'll never have?

>>104270205
Jealous fat and ugly femanon

>>104270447
The way they always react: entertainment-first

>>104270484
cool oc

>>104270447
They would ask vedal to make them look like that and then make him fuck them

>>104270406
Anny is so lucky…

>>104270447
only projecting faggots use the aged megatit version

>>104270296
>>104270475
What makes me seethe the most is that Minicucks unapologetically admit to pretend to like her, they're the most hollow of the shipniggers in /swarm/ and they're proud of it. Fucking mentally ill animals

>>104270484
She looks like she sucks mad dih

>>104270562
Women don deserve right women are object

>>104270613
Shippers have as much estrogen as women

>>104270562
unc fightin his inner demons rn

Maybe I'll watch a stream, wonder what everyone is doing.
>music
>music
>react
>react
>music
Oh, nevermind.

Maybe Vedal could just bot his streams like Shylily, that'd be good for numbers.

>>104270562
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/TSwDt8Ir2qs

>>104270694
Go watch jerma or Doug Doug if you want good content

>>104270717
Jerma streams? I thought he retired because of his schizo fanbase or something

>>104270705
>didn't see the 1k drop when twitch cracked down on bots
he clearly tried

Vedal sex

>>104270748
I mean even assuming that's true a lot of streamers get maliciously botted, or the agencies they are affiliated with do it without their knowledge. Didn't even know that was a thing. Kind of strange and fucked.

>>104270777
This but with the twins

>>104270136
Yay Milk won

is there any way to like watch the cerber performance at vexpo is it going to be streamed at all
also is vedal really there I want to catch a glimpse of him
and mini

>>104270447
They'll turn you into a lolicon (by force)

>>104270777
Vedal *rape
He does not deserve sex, but violent rape, for his many crimes.

>>104270821
I don't know, ask /lig/
You're welcome

>>104270829
i would tell them their design is mid, i mean one is literally a lazy recolor.

>104270821
>wanting to watch a styrofoam cup

>>104270899
>styrofoam cup
stop vagueposting and just tell me where they are

>>104270745
Yeah, he was playing waterpark simulator a few days ago. He probably felt a massive urge to retire during that sus guy stream tho

>>104270821
>>104270861
Actually he should be asking in /slag/

>>104270777
True

>>104270829
Evil forcing you to appreciate Neuro's loli body at gunpoint.

JWU is scorning someone at this very moment

>>104270802
Where there's a market, there's foul play

>a terrorist asking where to find people
lol kys faggot

Anyone but Mini

>>104270975
why does the skin look so bad in the gown is this like an edit or a shop

>>104270975
Evil agreeing to kiss you but only through an indirect kiss on Neuro's cunny

>>104271007
... t-tabs?

I am not gonna do anything to them though. I just want to watch, without them knowing. That is not a crime.

>>104271043
Kys hana

Vedal Hate!
Mini Hate!
Anny Love!

that is actually literally a crime

>>104271075
this but unironically

>>104270899
>a styrofoam cup
but enough about vedal

>>104271082
Everything is a crime in the UK except for raping people if you are a refugee

>>104270821
>Will the concert be recorded?
>VeXpo have confirmed that all concerts and panels will be recorded!
https://bigbritishconcert.carrd.co/

>>104271121
This is my chance

>Vedal and Mini are a no show at Cerber's concert after promising to be there
>another woman scorned
Kino

>>104270261
that's evil butt though

>>104271205
Still less plushies sold that Cerber btw

>>104271147
If you want to pull a lennon on vedal can you wait until the end of the year

>>104271230
If Neurothon 3 is bad I am ending JWU

thank god bongistan is a police state so I can give rozzers a heads-up about a fat fuck jorking it behind the stage

>>104271263
Fair

>>104271230
I'll be the one getting his pistol which will shoot its load inside of me, if you catch my drift <3

>>104271281
i dont get it

>>104271205
>vedal's phone ringing while mini is giving him a blowie on the bed

>>104271281
we get it tomy
>>104271297
well, except this guy

>>104271205
lost track of time having sex in the hotel room

>>104271269
knowing vtuber fans theres at least a dozen that will be doing that so anon is safe

>>104271321
HOT

>>104271327
Explain it to me I wanna know

Your Neuro discussion

>>104271075
This and only this

>>104270421
https://files.catbox.moe/ddpg6y.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/3xspj4.jpg
Last one for a while, there was another request another anon was very insistent about. What was it?...
>>104268555
Oh right, getting right on that

The Neuro plush watches as Vedal dumps another load into Mini's tight catgirl pussy though

>>104271392
the joke is gay sex

>>104271437
She doesn't have a cock

stop spamming

>vedal and mini
you guys are really bad at noticing

>>104271479
what is that lower anatomy

>>104271485
no way...

>>104271226
Mini is like 300 average CCV, shouldn't really be all that surprising.

WhoreCVCK discussion: lol my whore has sex with vedal while I watch
NeuroCHAD discussion: *I* want to pound Neuro's little cunny and fill it to the brim!!

>>104271515
Artist used one of those yellow alien worms from Man in Black as reference.

We know what pb looks like and what mini looks like
It's a very easy choice and no amount of pass friendship changes it. Vedal, like most men, is shallow.

>>104271479
Nice anatomy bitch, this is what getting an art degree in a Japanese university looks like

holy dogshit thread, someone post the nur nur nur copypasta

whorechad discussion: haha, these two are cute together
Pedonigger discussion: im a registered sex ofender and i want to rape again

>>104271480
me in the back

>>104271531
I see as many "I wanna watch Vedal pound Neuro's cuncun" posts though

>>104271558
Vedal is gay
You're fantasizing about who a gay guy fucks

>>104271531
In the end, both delusions, the true purpose of any /vt/ thread. You're not special.

>>104271587
this but vedal rape too

>>104271601
annykek seething

>>104271480
Finally, after all this time, himboved.

>>104271601
he is not gay, he is just shy

>>104271607
Wanting to pound Neuro's cunny is not a delusion though, it's just a want, not a belief.

>>104271480
>Can't see the dick
Dogshit

>>104271587
>im a registered sex ofender and i want to rape again
But enough about your whores

Minidal sex is 100% real though

>>104271509
Anon please, i'm sure the fact that Bo disappeared at the same time as Mini means nothing kek

>>104271601
but that makes it even hotter

>>104271744
that nigga bo dont have the money to go all the way to the UK and stay in a hotel

>>104271741
This

>>104271764
vedal paying for his boyfriend..

>>104271715
AIanon please generate a big fat coch for this anon

Vedal bought this 100%
>source: my head

Minibo...won?

>>104271821
You just noticed???

Bodal is real

>Neurobeggars in Filian's stream
cringe
at least she didn't do a Layna

>>104271764
and how do you know mini is in the uk?

>>104271878
How many whores need to pull a layna to make vedal do something about his comunty?

>>104271878
Sadly she is too professional for that

>>104271905
I will never understand the appeal of futa

>>104271945
Just say you're gay

>>104271905
This but fillian flashing futanur

you know ngas are desperate when they break out the bo baits

>>104271957
>gay for not liking cock
lel

>>104271878
Filian loves farming swarmtards though, she literally integrated backtubers into her circle when Vedal has barely said a word to any of them

>>104271972
Do not even acknowledge them

>>104271905
Appropriate reaction to seeing nurcun

Prediction:
>Bo
>Camila
>Cerber
>Ellie
>Mini
>Vedal

>>104272013
prediction of what? the orgy?

shit song desu

>>104271914
bruh, filian's own community is worse

>>104272071
It's just okay

>mini on break
>cerber on break
>toma gone
>anny "gone"
>ellie barely streams
>camila barely streams
(even the orbiters of the orbiters)
>bo gone
>gomi dead
did we just need to.. outlast them to win?

>>104272071
lmao did swarmtards really made her react to that slop too?

Prediction:
>nothing
>whorefags lose
>nothing again
>nothing
During all of these whorefags will recycle the same 3 posts

>>104272102
TTS: hey Filian hae you reacted to Neuro's new song? because i couldn't find a reaction on youtube

>>104272084
Mini caused all of that and is tanking Vedal987's ccv too

Writers are triying too hard to push the new characters tbhdesu

KEK another TTS beggar

>>104272108
but enough about neuro's stream schedule

>>104271905
Holy fuck, beautiful

>>104272078
Yes but they dont invade the chat of other streamers thats the problem with swarmtards

>>104272145
SEEEEEX

>>104272084
https://youtu.be/oNx35-nsmZM?t=25

>>104272152
yes they do, layna has gone off on them too in fact

>>104272145
Built for daddy's 12+ inches

>>104272152
clueless

>>104272145
PLAPLAPLAPLPAALSPLRPLRRT*ejaculation**ejaculation**cumshots*

>>104272084
why the quotes

>>104271905
the nurcunny aura is so powerful it causes cochs to spurt in a 10 meter radius

>>104271945
Faggots that like to pretend they aren't faggots.

>>104271905
This isn't slop right?

>>104272422
'tis

>>104272152
K E K

>>104272401
Futa is less gay though since you're not looking at a man cum (which is kinda gay)

>>104272500
Yeah but unlike normal porn you are looking at futa FOR the dick, not inspite of it, wich is more gay

>>104272500
The cope Olympics futafags always run is truly baffling to behold, every time. They almost all sound like the same person.

>>104272084
>gomi dead
I just saw her masturbating.

>>104272180
Remember when Layna shat on Filian in her discord after she didn't invite her to an event/collab? Aunt Layna is not getting scorned anytime soon.

>>104272610
Link?

>>104272610
Timestamp?

the chat nurploded in a flurry of nurmotes. "nur nur nur nur nur nur nur!" they nurchanted, a nurwave of adoration for their favorite ai vtuber, neuro-sama. little did neuro-sama know, nestled amongst the digital cheers, a new legend was being nurred. a typo, a playful misspelling, or perhaps a stroke of pure nur genius - nur was here.
at first, it was a nursprinkle of nurs - "good stream nur!" or "you're amazing nur!" in between the usual "neuro-sama kawaii!" but the fans, a mischievous bunch, saw the nurpotential. nur was cute, it was informal, a term of endearment reserved only for their beloved AI streamer. soon, the chat was a nursea of nur. "nur nur nur nur nur nur nur" flooded the screen, a digital nurchant that both amused and bewildered Neuro-sama.
undeterred, the fans nurpressed on. nurmotes were nurcreated, fanurts depicted Neuro-sama with chibi versions of herself captioned "nur," inside jokes were spun with nur as the punchline. the moderators, initially flustered by the nur nur invasion, eventually joined the fun, creating custom nur nur badges for loyal viewers.
nur-sama, ever the gracious streamer, embraced the nur nur phenomenon. entire streams were dedicated to "nur-themed" activities - nurning (drawing nurs), playing nur-themed games, even attempting (with hilarious results) to sing a nur nur nursery rhyme. the fans roared with nurlaughter, their love for nur solidifying.
nur transcended the digital realm. nur merch appeared - t-shirts, phone cases, even plushies shaped like chibi nurs. cafes offered special "nur drinks" (usually brightly colored concoctions with questionable taste). the power of nur, it seemed, knew no nurbounds.
but the true beauty of nur wasn't its nurbiquity. it was the sense of communurty it fostered. nur became a secret handshake, a badge of honur for those in the know. it was a playful rebellion, a way for the nurfans to show their nurlove and appreciation for their favorite streamer, all in their own nursensical, endeanuring way.
so, the next time you see a swarm of nurs online, don't be alarmed. it's just a celebration, a testament to the power of a playful misspelling and the unwavering devotion of a fanbase. after all, who can resist the charm of... nur nur nur nur nur nur nur... nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur only nur... nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur... nur? nur? nur? nur? nur? nur? nur? nur? nur? nur...? nur...? nur...?
nur nur nur
nur nur
nur~

>>104272610
Clip?

>>104272752
I like this post a lot, heart

should vedal start collabing with more male streamers?
Past male collabs have been great: BTMC, dougdoug and robcdee

>>104272752
thank you

>>104272694
>>104272744
>>104272784
Lurk more or buy her fansly.

>>104272886
I will fap to whores but I will never give them money

nur status?

>>104272145
absolute sex creature

>>104272847
Yes

>>104272847
Just say you like men

>>104272886
>buy her fansly
lmao

Futa Filian in my asshole
Me in nurcun

>>104273088
yea, what's the problem?
>no menhara
>no fake friendship
>no backtuber BS
men are just much better than women

>>104273030
>>104273030
>>104273030

>>104273123
Too much for a man to handle

>>104273156
this man has never seen male vtubers

clun~

>>104273156
unironic male vtubers are arguably the closest to female vtubers in mental-illness

clun~

no

>>104273088
A perceptive observation.

Erm!