Thread 104268812

This thread is dedicated to the star known as Gliese 667C and space's greatest thief, Kaneko Lumi (金子瑠美)

Space's greatest thief has come for her next big haul! Lumi is a mischievous star from a solar system far away. She came to Earth to learn all about the people, the history, and of course, the valuables! She loves to sing, overcome challenges and most of all, have fun!

Bratty and mischievous, Lumi loves to poke people and push them, and herself, to their limits! Easily amused, Lumi loves to learn new things and explore her curiosities. Bouncy and fun, teasing and competitive, and sometimes soft and vulnerable, Lumi is the full rollercoaster of emotions!

Schedule: Guess who made it through the summer car and ISN'T GRADUATING!!!! WOOOOO!! STRATEGY SUNDAY IS BACK!!!!!!!!!

Find Lumi at VEXPO THIS WEEKEND!!!

https://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/1962418142648664518/photo/1

Idol Songs: https://youtu.be/rdGLAjNTUlA
https://youtu.be/yGFiH98YOug
https://youtu.be/YEf3M-NB3Gg

Twitter: https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumi
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/KanekoLumi
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Twitch Archive: https://www.youtube.com/@lumikaneko
https://gofile.io/d/KGXbJt
https://gofile.io/d/votdVz
https://mega.nz/folder/J6l0UCLC#Xsq4LOPewcc20TexfB6dvg

Lumi is at Phase Ablaze meeting her fans, so no stream

Previous Thread:>>104236001

>>104268812 (OP)
Why are gumis bullying Lumi during the meet up?

>>104269590
She should be on the floor, kissing the floor Lumi is, not flip her off.

>>104270152
Lumi prefers when people are mean to her, though.

>>104271547
Lumi is lying about that. She likes to be treated like a queen.

>>104271562
Yeah it's not up to the fans to see through her lies, in fact it's their duty to punish her if she's lying.

>>104271654
But Lumi would never lie to us

>>104268812 (OP)
Fyren's cocksleeve...

>>104272293
Lumi is a femcel

I'll bump this retarded split thread full of schizos. Somehow, its grown on me.

>>104271562
she likes it when people she trusts are nice to her. she also likes aftercare, but we havent had an excuse for that since several AoE streams ago (the one where we taught her how walls worked). the end effect being that she enjoys certain people being nice to her and is disgusted when anyone who thinks they are worth less than her are nice. it sucks that we cant just beat her. that would end with everyone happier. it takes too much energy to do it verbally when chat simps work to undo progress

>>104273796
So why do tactical chuubas love Lumi.

>>104274439
they know lumi is a non-threat. tactical gurls are actually close enough to male spaces to understand you have to literally be autistic to enjoy strategy games as a woman. so lumi's autism moments that some mistake as stacey moments dont offend them

lumi being a cute retard instead of an annoying retard

>>104274783
sniffable pits

>>104274907
I really never could even comprehend an armpit fetish until she put so much work into hers. now I have decided that in an effort to preserve her virginity while also being helpful to her depressed wow clan, she passed out pit jobs. this is now cannon

Daily reminder that Starbro said that Lumi has hairy armpits.

>>104276249
when did he say this and how was it communicated? that would be kinda cute if a gooner like lumi still didnt get her pits lasered

gonna tts to ask about her pit hygeiene habits next time

>>104276249
even better

Lumi infighting

>>104276249
I hope Lumi just beats starbro for slandering her.

>>104277129
Wait Lumi with pit stubble sounds kinda hot…

>>104277194
stubble is gross but I wouldnt mind cute curly little blonde hairs

>>104276743
lumi is fighting herself?

is lumi a bullet girl or a vibrator girl? there's no way she uses her fingers. she would want her toys to top her. I think bullet. she doesnt seem mature enough for vaginal orgasms and probably wants to save the penetrative sex for that special someone

>>104279089
Yeah ignoring whatever this shit is
>>104278615
The hot thing about stubble is that it’s got a great texture and also it’s evidence that she does care enough to shave but has let it slip for a bit. It’s the same level of hot as dressing slightly sloppy or having a messy hair bun

>>104279188
yeah but stubble is the sloppy kind of letting it slip. like it is long enough to be pathetic (good) but too recent to be deliberately letting the habbit slide and more like just being lazy about something on her to do list (bad). granted, Im not into the pit fetish and am mostly considering the second order implications on whether she will be good about wearing a leesh around the house or if I need to housebreak her over something so basic

>>104279550
It’s about the embarrassment of being caught with it. She does care, she’s made an effort, but she’s let it slip and that caring makes her even more embarrassed that it looks like she doesn’t. Imagine her flushing red and making excuses, not meeting your eye, fanning her face and doing weird poses to hide it from you

>>104279649
you are a man of more refined tastes than I gave you credit for. touche.

>>104278794
yes. There can only be one Lumi

I think Lumi is kinda cool

>>104283001
Lumi is a dork

>>104284028
Someone should give her a wedgie then

>>104284170
Isn't her space suit permanently up her butt?

>>104284631
It can always go further
Or she can be strung up by it, for insult to injury
Think creatively!

>>104284170
this is something I look forward to greatly. it's those small day to day bullyings that make life fun. although the occasional running on the beach for a jump hug fake out that ends with her eating shit on the sand has its place

>>104284170
>Lumi has lost something
>”Hey, anon, have you seen my [thing]?”
>Point somewhere behind her
>”Yeah, it’s under there”
>She turns around to look where you pointer, crouches down a little
>”Under where?”
>Grab a handful of her underwear and pull, just hard enough to lift her off the ground for a moment by them, then set her back down
>”Gotcha, nerd”
>She pouts and huffs and fixes herself and says she hates you, but it’s so worth it

>>104268812 (OP)
Sex with that Pippa.

nini

good night and sweet dreams my little baby retard

These huge vtuber cons are fucking humiliating. Imagine standing in line with a bunch of clip watchers and twitter influencers masterminding their next "banger".
Not talking about OP, someone mentioned that they waited in line for 2 hrs to meet lumi.

>>104286333
Wouldn’t you wait two hours to wait a Lumi.

>>104286366
I ain’t waiting to wait

Superior Finnish Lumi once again establishing dominance over Yellow Lumi in the Lumi hierachy

>>104286366
I just really hate standing in line, and I don't think the rehearsed interaction is worth it.
If I'd gone, I'd be betting on meeting a group of gumis at a nearby bar and drinking the night away. I think that'd be a lot more fun than the glorified mall.

So support has definitely been weaning lately, do you think this is tied to the twitch bot purge or general decline?

>>104288006
Numberfags get the numberrope

>>104286494
the way snow lumi so effortlessly topped our lumi during those last two collabs was outright graceful. she was so gentle and made our lumi so comfortable.. we should all have been taking notes. she melted like butter.

>>104288006
lumi is financially secure and doesnt respect anyone who thinks cash buys affection. she is keen on proving she isnt a literal prostitute

>>104289908
>lumi is financially secure
I'm sure she is with all the hours she streams

>>104290294
Yet why can’t she afford a home?

>>104290501
50% to sakana

>>104290501
part of being middle class means your parents owning their home outright. she can suck my dick for a living when we buy our own, but that's because she wants to. she doesnt HAVE to in order to guarantee shelter.
>>104291021
I'm pretty sure she wrote her own contract. she's the only one who has their shit together well enough to run their own business and practically fell into his lap. he could break even with her and still come out ahead just because she is useful also, no one wants to marry a bitch who bought their house already/she's timing the market. recessions are things you want to walk into with cash, not assets

>>104291083
>Genuinely retarded poster

>>104291166
whatever helps you sleep

>>104291464
You think she wrote her contract which tells me you're a newfag or you just never watch streams. Kill yourself faggot retard you dont know anything. Its really that simple.

>>104291521
anon. please explain. when you read the phrase "wrote their own contract", what went through your head?
did you think I meant she rendered her own paper and inks too? or did you half ass it and overlook the idiom literally everyone from normie to lawfag uses to describe an overwhelmingly advantageous negotiating position? if so, why did you stop your train of thought there? were the complexities of making her own ink, paper, and alphabet, as entailed by your line of thought, simply too complex? that seems lazy

>>104291753
Idk man, that was really fucking retarded. like lumi after a whole month without a beating level bad. I dont know if you can play that off as trolling

I am enjoying that loanshark vod. a lot. sometimes I take lumi for granted

>>104291902
>I'm pretty sure she wrote her own contract. she's the only one who has their shit together well enough to run their own business
Nigger you can't even read your own posts and you want me to read them. kill yourself now

>>104293256
running your own business =/= being a lawyer dipshit

>>104293353
I don't think she's ever described herself as terribly well off even if we pretend she's been girl-bossing all this time. The only time she's talked about it she's said her family is supportive and they think it's fine to rotmaxx for however long until she figures out what she wants to do. The phrases her mother have used suggest she's coping a bit over her daughter's life choices displaying a willful ignorance that comes off as condescending.

>>104288006
Her numbers remained relatively unchanged after the bot purge

>>104294731
Saw her drop to the 800s at one point, it's definitely dipped a bit, but probably only 10-15%. Not as bad as sub counts after introducing Fyren but still

>>104294692
no arguments on any points there. all I mean is that the same rules that seem to govern predispotion towards post-material values at the societal level likely apply at the individual level. population level trends suggest a causal link between parent's socioeconomic status and post-material values that persist thtough changes in the individual's own economic fortunes.
In short, growing up without fear of privation shifts outlook appropriately. this is particularly visible in left leaning movements. the shift moves from labor rights and pay towards what we would now describe as woke bullshit. the left's traditional anti-immigration stance (increasing inequality, pushing down wages, destroying labor's bargaining position) suddenly becomes pro-immigration (peoples whose parents made their homelands into a shithole shouldnt bare the sins of their parents and totally wont do the same thing once they move here) with the only caveat being that it is suboptimal how brain drain reinforces how fucked shit holes are.
Here, we have an interesting case study where a kid who grows up in relative material abundance had to deal with an artificial famine (the irony). which gives us strange behaviors like a post-material indifference to living in squalor, but also weird attitudes towards food and the hording of certain specific resources.
It would make for a fun paper.

>>104294837
Imma fyren ma laser

fuck she's such a dumb retard whore slag

>steals literally anything they can when they can
Wow her parents are niggers

Lemon wife is lice
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

Lumi really hates economy class airlines.

>>104296150
Slavs

We like ferrarikid here.

>>104296150
What’s wrong with taking towels, shampoos or anything from hotels.

>Lumi will abandon someone in their time of need
I never thought she would leave a friend with drug addiction

>>104296946
They’ve gone to shit.

>>104297513
Then you haven't been paying attention

>>104298299
But she's always there for her brother

>>104268812 (OP)
Why do females hate Lumi

>>104300893
Lumi is a stacy

>>104300893
No woman likes other women, they're like zebras hoping that they won't be the ones eaten if they blend in enough. Only reason women would seek out other women is for ulterior motives.

>>104300893
they know they will never be as good at RTS games as her

>>104297056
I think he is just nice. a little autistic, but nice. we are so used to schizos it set off alarm bells, but lumi clearly talked to uruka about it. this isnt a cynical thing she was doing like with the other guy she finally told to fuck off. he's just nice

>>104268812 (OP)
White Lumi is a whore and doesn’t deserve to be with yellow Lumi.

>>104303493
perhaps. but no one made me want to have heart meltingly gentle shibari sex with lumi before seeing that collab. lumi was for beating. now that she showed us that other side, she is for grooming

>>104296946
Please tell me she only upgraded to economy+ and doesn't piss money away on first class. Doesn't she still have a used car loan? Is she really that shit with finances??

>>104303488
She told sunbro to fuck off?

>>104303611
>used car loan
no idea what she said but no one who is capable of preventing their kid from having to deal with that would allow it. her parents would give her an old car or contribute to buying hers. especially for a daughter who (in their minds) is obviously struggling for reasons they might have had a hand in

>>104303686
Naw I remember her talking about APR and banks and credit score+report etc, she took a loan.

There's a female gumi talking about Lumi
https://youtu.be/4FoC7y-IeLE

>>104303754
she's just like me

>>104303641
some other guy she put on in the box for the last week or so

>>104303641
context that is obvious but worth noting - she has been building up to it for a while and there are ways of telling the difference between a fast typer with chatgpt/someone who prepares "clever" statements in advance vs. organically shitting out facts or quips because they are just "special" that way.
someone that I assume to be him sent an in twitch tts with pseud settings maxed out. conflating the formal products of greek thouvght with the bronze age myths that faciliated them, etc. the type of shit that makes people lump the kids doing formal maths and analytic philosophy in with the communications and nietzsche class.
it was too much to bear. idk if chat hit first or she did, but it became a feedback loop and she just tore whoever it was to shreds, accused them of using chatgpt, and then, once called out; for being a bitch and clinging to their obviously retarded positon instead of just telling her to go fuck herself. I havent seen him since

>>104303738
They made Lumi take out a car loan, but gave starbro a 2023 Honda civic for graduating highschool? How is that fair?

>>104303738
brutal. hopefully it was sized as a token display of independence and/or relatability flex instead of substantive. you can get a servicable car in the states for a couple grand. unforgivable if she wasted serious cash

>>104303979
one of them may want to make the display of independence and has also survived through the new US norm of childhood ending at 22. if true, I'd say the issue was less the giving him of a car and more of letting her be that stupid. but.. I dont think its fair to consider lumi a liar. she is frequently untruthful and this may be an example

>>104303979
They got her her first car too, a BMW she bitched a lot about and i think total'ed or just got in an accident with and sold later.
>>104304004
My thoughts as well, at least from the sound of it she was very reasonable with her decisions and proud of doing it independently. Hence the disbelief in her upgrading to first class for a flight.

>>104304189
>totalled first car
kek. I did the same thing with my dad's old range
>proud
yeah I am thinking that the supplementary data was used to further her internal bargaining position (see. kid tactic of witsfully trying things on that tardwife felt did not go without saying) and/or job well done metric. IF she can wrap her head around how an activity is grinding, she is good at it). that or she doesnt have an eating chair/table but has a car loan kek

>>104304189
You can't really win car arguments with people, the truth is you get it either because you need it or because you enjoy it, and then you splurge for the level of headache you're willing to put up with. She's taken out a loan so she can live life normally, I mean look at Pippa who I assume didn't take out a loan for the RV and now has to drag her audience through sponsor after sponsor. If we're talking QoL I don't think you can win as a based interest-avoiding chad in this speculative rent economy.

>>104304466
I think our only disagreement (if any) is in regard to whether an auto loan's APY would be too extortionate even for her dumb ass. which, to your point, really is just a matter of personal preference. I do know that back when God provided for an easy way to offset being an asshole with the Oblivion incident and thinks looked dicey, she raked in at least 10 grand in unexpected cash. hopefully she was wise enough to use that as principle instead of to pay off interest

>elfin said Lumi is 5'1"
does she know the real lore?

>>104305056
L Fin

>>104305056
no. she discounted the possibility or chose not to interdict peer/greater than peer threats ages ago. she has told us a lot of stuff and chosen not to tweak out when poked about whether it was cool. she's not a 5'1" shorty. I wont speculate as to why that was repeated kek

someone who isnt lumi should pretend to be lumi and do a question answer. she can run it through chatgpt to scramble it and ensure she isnt breaking any rules. assuming there is anything actually social in this parasocial dynamic, the format leaves us and especially herself at a profound disadvantage. plus, unless explicitly stated otherwise, talents are contractors. as such, NDAs from anyone who might try to nark on her are actually actionable against any individual violator, be they entity or individual, without need for any consent of the other signatories (be they individuals or entities). particularly in a context like this were the issue at play is itself an actionable safety concern.

>>104306392
nah. even if she is nothing but a corpo AI in human form who plans to spend the rest of her life doing this, she would be at the cutting edge of ensuring the non-redundance of the human part of her job. done well, data is its own reward. plus, on the off chance there is a person upstairs and she is what she appears, she would be able to interact with her fans again without schizo bullshit drama. something goes wrong? blame faggots jacking each other off.
plus it would be good practice snapping her dumb ass out of thinking making an alt to discuss forbiddon topics would involve her talking. it turns the fact she is far too stupid for anyone to want to hear her opinion about certain topics she wants to discuss right into her strength of being much more fun when she is sitting next to you interacting with the same content than when she is the content.
the girls were stupid enough to cator to 4chan directly in large part because it yielded such significant returns. the reason to stop had nothing to do with a lack of efficacy in the medium and everything to do with containment breach. lumi is resilient enough to prevent psych containment breach. she could be smarter enough to prevent the other kind if she just shut up and did it..

>>104306785
>faggots jacking each other off.
nta but this is exactly why it would never work, it wouldn't last very long until someone made a fuss about it in one way or another

>>104307766
how so? I get why one would be adverse to having anything at all to do with this shit hole just as a matter of course. the first few times anyone sticks their dick into 4chan, bad things invariably manifest next time you go to take a piss. but, and correct me if I am wrong on some aspect, that ship sailed long ago

>>104307925
the secret would get out and it would get shut down, pretty sure it would be a breach of contract no matter how it's handled

>>104273796
i love elfin so much, i have fantasies where im plapping her femneet butt while watching lumi together

>>104308277
this is the west. boc is too strong a term. lumi owns her IP. there may be an applicable morality clause but lumi is a daddy's girl so she would tell sakana anyways. the only concern would be it getting out. but what would get out? the handful of people who even know about the thread think we are schizos talking to ourselves. anyone who thinks otherwise would either keep their mouth shut or be far too schizo for anyone to take seriously. that's tight enough to dump classified information, much less some ethot humoring her fans

>>104308356
Wake up anon

One day she'll graduate and not think about any of you

>>104308356
are you both getting off to lumi in this situation? or is she just background noise?

>>104268812 (OP)
who's the whore flipping off our schizo?

>>104310496
Some 3dp whore with only fans

>>104310496
The Finnish lumi that genetically mogs the fuck out of lemon lumi in every single way. She is also orders of magnitude cuter.

>>104311500
>genetically mogs the fuck out of lemon lumi
Yeah okay. Lemon Lumi is best Lumi.

>>104311543
Lol
M
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Okay retard

>>104311500
>Finnish lumi
>cuter

I’d finnish in Lumi yeah

>>104311586
Refute my claims.

>>104303754
I watch the entire vod and its so weird to see an actual female gumi and not a hanger-on like Miia. She really likes Lumi

>>104313831
Well, you THINK she does. No way to know what’s really going on up there

Lumi is officially the second vtuber ive ever got to do a meet and greet with. She was going to be my first but Wemi beat her to it after the San Japan concert all by chance. Never had the chance to be at any kind of expo/convention for. I love the lemon brat.

>>104314041
Did you call her a bitch

>>104314357
I called her my queen

>>104314403
You failed

>>104314447
You just don't know how to treat a woman right

>>104314463
She’s not a woman

>>104314403
Now lumi thinks your a sad beta. You needed to call her a whore

>>104313831
>>104303754
>>104303804
was it fun? hearing guys say nice things about tardwife makes me feel like a fag but I like listening to girls grudgingly forced to admit she is alright. it's validating or something idk. I guess it's as close as possible to finally hearing your sister's, cousins', and friends' take on that girl you've been interested in and are considering asking out. only instead of hearing them right from the start like you normally would, or in this case never at all because she is a fucking vtuber wtf is wrong with you, or even a cursory expectation of the speaker's sanity; we find a stranger's assurance from one who is even more strange. still fun tho so fuck it why not

>>104315176
Lumi calls her younger brother an Alpha and he is submissive and respectful towards her. Why would she think of me as a beta

>>104315176
it's probably not that bad
>>104315212
to be fair, I think her description was more along the lines of him being dismissive by the most efficient means availiable rather than submissive

>>104315304
>lines of him being dismissive
Him following through with Lumi's orders isn't dismissive.

>>104315212
Because you are one

>>104315339
im not sure where you are getting your data. I do know that when something is utterly inconsequential and does not change your behavior at all, it is sometimes easiest to get a woman to shut up by nodding. e.g. when you are only interested in the macros, agreeing to their choice of dinner because that means they will cook, clean, provide macros, and then fuck off. etc

lumi is supposed to have a small neck right? I know Im not crazy

No schedule, shes graduating

>>104315999
FUCK

>>104310128
like netflix and chill but instead its lumi making autistic gremlin noises like a femcuck and than we can cuddle and watch lumi reset 1 rts level over and over again

>>104314357
I called her a insane yapper who I almost didn't even get to meet. She could be heard across the entire vender hall at the convention, and the line was incredibly slow due to her not knowing when to stop yapping.

>>104314041
Nice.

I think I’d just end up pulling the blankets over elfin’s head and farting

>>104315999
she loves us. instead of just saying it like other girls do, she actually does. that's why she is delayed. she is scheduling some night time streams so we can all actually enjoy them and may also be prepping to guerilla as we speak. two for two. tardwife in the evening

>>104316213
sounds almost like heaven. for me its pretty much just carrot, sticks, rts, tardwife, and lots of headpats. the carrots and sticks would start with sex and beatings to incentivize competence, but I have a strong feeling it will all just blend together by the end.

>>104308277
Elfin Cuckop

do any other femgumis exist, are they in this thread with us right now

>>104318214
possibly.

>>104313861
She really bought a ton of Lumi merch and idolize lumi

>>104318526
!

>>104315999
Let her have a small break

>>104318692
It depends on what you think her motivations actually are

>>104318526
have you ever typed in her chat, lumi gets weird when a female types in her chat

>>104320723
Do you doubt her love for Lumi?

>>104321050
Yes I watched her very first streams and saw the huge post of leaked dms sexting fans filled with nudes. She doesnt love, she is a hoe.

>>104321099
she is a mentally ill bpd femneet who vtubes which probably makes things worse

>>104285409
>3D
Eww, gross dude!

>>104321215
So a gumi?

ohh. well I suppose that off the threefold outcomes of raping, enslaving, and killing lumi; this schedule compels at least two. if anyone has any particular preference for a combo, please share. naturally I have my own preference sets; but I feel weird like it would be very unhinged and, frankly, unprofessional to make the decision myself. All the more so if one were to factor in the self-imposed nature of an independeny deadline which compels decisive action in any case but would have readily been avoidable by a more placid gumi. alternatively, I can carve initials into what's left of her ass if that is more your speed.

>>104313831
there's an absolute gold mine of practical non-con knowledge that lumi could have sharing with less enlightened gumis simply by using girls like miia and elfin as props. what a waste of eager slaves

>>104313831
Isn't this one of the coalburner whores who pretends to be "just like you guys", or am I thinking of another bitch who looks like this? They're all so samey they start to blend...

>>104322521
>coalburner
No evidence of this but she was accepting and dm nudes to fans the race of the fans are unknown and she never met up with them

>>104322521
I don't know or care about the coalburner part, but she is a shameless grifter who idolizes mental illness and substance abuse for views. I wouldn't be surprised if she is here right now looking for ways to draw more gumis in.

>>104316630
we'd make a babgumi and all enjoys lumis yapping streams together

>>104322521
Wasn’t that the uhhhhh (h x57)
Filipino one with the boyfriend? Gumpai? (Those h’s were how long it took me to remember her)

Afaik the only thing elf is guilty of is gooning on discord, which depends on your opinion about how severe of a violation that is

>>104323824
>gooning on discord
as partof a group or something else?

>>104325037
part of her inner circle apparently as a group or several people individually, one of them flipped out and leaked when he either wasn't invited anymore or thought he was special

>>104325070
she did nothing wrong other than trust such a turbofaggot. everyone goons. high five to anyone who met someone tuning into a random stream and managed to maintain such good chemestry that they were helping each other have fun with other things.
I grudgingly admit to understanding why people would get upset if their favorite vtuber lied about being in a committed long term relationship. this? only a complete incel would take issue with what she did here. If anything I almost feel bad for her regulars now.
is her shit any good? I have been lumi monogomous as much as a damage mitigation protocal as anything else cause vtubing is fucking weird. but I watch lumi so much, Im starting to wonder why I have that rule. content is content and if one genuinely entertaining woman exists, perhaps there are others.

>>104325314
Lumi likes her well enough, make your own judgment call

>>104325314
>turbofaggot
yeah I agree for the reasons you stated

>>104325314
No vtuber will let your schizo ass into the inner circles.

>>104325314
no harm in trying others out, you can just call Lumi your kami if you are afraid of getting lured by someone else. Just don't let her find out...
as for elfin I don't like her personally because her sense of humor is the same shit that killed /x/, but she is consistent about it at least which is something

>>104327300
Stop samefagging

>>104327885
Who is samefagging?

>>104325323
>>104327300
consistent and lumi endorsements are good things. I dont know why I feel so strange about "cheating" but impulse exists irl to facilitate baby making. which is probably unhealthy. since even in the most extreme case where that was the case AND it were mutual; how could anyone act on it without making themselves look psychologically unfit for making babies. vtubing may be cursed
>>104325365
based
>>104325441
stop seething anon. I punched by card when I was 16 and have no idea how grooming bitches online works. I would prefer to stick to sex and drugs, you can keep the discord and weeb shit all to yourself. whatever niche or lack there of that you have carved out remains yours

Is it just me or is Lumi acting extra breedable today?

>>104328860
she lets loose on youtube

>>104328860
she's doing the thing in response to the thing. that's how she keeps you

schizos btfo. lumi let me give her aids. seethe away

retard
https://files.catbox.moe/arj8cb.mp4

That friend who has the kid she was talking about yesterday, that's Fyren's friend's kid.

>>104310535
well....that's not cashmoney.
only her retards can flipher off, and only during a live stream, as a sign of affection (and after paying to flip her off)

who does that whore think she is -_-

Which one of you did this

>>104330638
He shared it on twitter I think, Lumi commented. But what a dumbass. You can literally pay 20-30$ and get one made yourself. Chinks don't care about IP law either.

>>104331695
why would they? IP law is entirely a function of the owner's ability to fuck you in civil court. good luck getting any of the bugmen into a positon where a US court has access to the fuckers cash

>>104330638
let the tards with money do what they want.
lumi needs to eat

[Lumi News] due to exigent circumstances, she is unable to perform tonight's duties for a late night stream.
Naturally, she does not and cannot contest her awareness or the apparent authority of someone who reasonably purported to operate within the capacity of her agent. Nor does she contest that her knowing and willful failure to clarify in writing any discrepencies vis a vi the status or claims of the apparent agent was, itself, the ratification of said apparent agent's claims.
As such, you remain entitled to a full (no less than four hour) "late night" (under Pacific Standard Time) stream. despite rumors to the contrary, the choice of game remains non-binding and at the discretion of the streamer.
YOU REMAIM ENTITLED TO COMPENSATION FOR ANY LOSS YOU MAY SUFFER AS A RESULT OF HER FAILURE TO PERFORM. However, tonight's rescheduling does constitute a commerically reasonable delau. So please refrain from reaching out until such a time as a material breach has been confirmed and feel free to operate with the expectation of a "late night" stream within the next 48 hours.
Thank you for your patience while we continue working towards an out of court solution that satisfies all parties.

>>104332453
if she is gigga brained, she will be obscenely kind and submissive today. I fully anticipate her being too stupid to do that, but maybe we will have a miracle

>>104333191
ok, but will she be racoonmi or will she be normi

>>104325314
She met up with AvgBirdEnjoyer for 10k. Kill yourself Elfin cuck.

>>104333228
no fucking way will she be smart enough to do the lolumi coonmi. much less that WHILE ALSO proving she is mature enough to not be her own first and final barrier to her own happiness. I dont even mean long term or specific, I just mean demonstrating she would know how to behave herself if she ever was happy.
>>104333250
it's that fucking cheap? if what you are saying is true, you should be much less of a seething mysanthrope and be grateful that normal people all possess the basic compassion to not get off to ntr. I'd give being friends with my oshi an honest shot, but I aint paying someone else for the privilige of getting to be my friend. seriously, Im not trying to fuck your day up. you just made mine a lot better knowing that even in the framing of the worst case schizo hypothetical, bros looking out for each other remains the primary verifiable inhibitor of human suffering. I thought today was going to suck, but that's pretty cool.

>>104333574
aren't happy people just happy?
what's so hard about being happy?
unless she lives in california, then i understand, that shithole is evil and is always trying to break people through schizo ganstalking methods.

>schizo's together strong

>>104333714
>arent happy people happy
of course. you can tell by how they act. it isnt forced. it isnt detached. they are their complete selves happy and without restraint. whenever something good happens to lumi, the bitch schizos out. that's not happy behavior. she cant even play out a basic "okay there now exists and X and a Y. let us pretend we are certain X and Y bother possess the property H. the property H is defined such that if I had two of them, I am happy. Let us act that out". that's what I mean. you cant tell someone else HOW to be happy but you can tell them to at least humor the thought experiment long enough to see if 2xH really is sufficient. etc.
We can only presume so much. We CAN presume the bitch is smart enough to handle basic life tasks. we can? presume that she has the specific pressures on her to sort herself out. we CAN assume someone who knows how to do something, why it needs to be done, and has the support required to do it, yet refuses to.. might be a waste.
sure some people are better than others. but we live in a civilizational model where you cant just fix people by force. not because you dont know how to fix them or how to apply the force to break them. simply because you might be punished for it and there may be more worthy objects of charity that you cannot keep ignoring.
if that makes sense

>>104333250
Stop spreading slander.

For doubting Lumi’s loyalty towards us, she casts eternal suffering upon us.
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

>>104336070
prove it bitch

>>104336070
Doesn't she cast eternal suffering every day when she ends stream?

>>104332817
remaim

>>104336929
you missed the deliberate typo

>>104337463
No

Main character is named Gumi and the Main girl is a lot like Lumi.

>hispanic name mentioned
>bursts into laughter
Why is Lumi like this

>>104338411
She still hasn't learned to keep it hidden

>>104338411
So who taught her to hate minorities? Her dad or mom

is it me or her?

>>104338368
*maim character

>>104338368
Tried reading the first chapter and got filtered, fucking nasty

>>104340062
probably her mom? It seems like that's where she gets most of her darker traits from

i like her models when they have eye bags on her eyes she look like a proper mentally ill woman

>>104341620
I like her other bags

>>104342060
-t. gypsy

is lumi being super weird or is it just me? it's like she is more susicious or something than usual

>>104343243
she's on her period

>>104343243
I feel like she's been acting weird for a few weeks now

>>104342755
I was talking about her tits, but you're right, she probably is part gypsy from her mother's side.

>>104343937
right?
>>104343449
"she's a woman, duh" is pretty obvious, but only in retrospect. per anon's point, thw most noticeable thing about pmsmi is it being such a non-event to warrant even the cursory awknowledgement of a monthly period joke. watch her finally be freezing her eggs

>>104343243
something was off this stream, she had an offstream melty to dizzy that should clue you in

>>104347404
right! what was she explicitly melting down about again? I remember her talking but I encoded the memory confirming a theory rather than new information and I cant remember which specific one it was. it was under the umbrella of self-actualization issues and competency

>>104340235
Trust me Gumis would love it. The main girl is married and the entire thing turns into NTR. It's right up your alley.

>>104343449
>>104347033
Opposite, we are near a full moon so she's likely ovulating and extra wound up

>>104347799
Or she’s a were wolf

>>104347742
Sorry, Lumi hates ntr and thus, we hate ntr as well.

>>104347895
>Hates NTR
>Willfully participates
???

>>104347895
lumi claims to hate a lot of things and she also has her fair share of fetishes. lumi must truely hate at least some of the things she claims to hate; and she has done nothing to suggest a specific fetish for NTR in particular. But it may also be worth noting that for each of the kinks which we actually do have good reason to think are real, she claimed and claims to "hate" each

Lumi has a bullying kink

>>104347841
she's a racoon, so rabies

>>104347895
lumi sounds like a great gal.

>>104341620
a man of good taste, i see.

>>104342060
>money bags
noice

>>104348943
Yea, but she's the bully

Can Lumi solve a Rubik’s cube? Huh? Huh??

Is lumi a pick-me?

>>104350599
A pick-me-up

>>104338411
Because she knows the truth about the browns and that makes her based

>>104352669
It makes her cringe

>>104295019
This post is a paper alright
>>104293256
While this one is a child

>>104350386
But there weren't any bullies in her school

>>104353368
forgot pic

>>104303754
Who is she?

Are all gumis 35+ men?

>>104354972
Most be terrible for Lumi to know only her brother is young and attractive with a future.

>>104348687
>hates ntr
>you'll be cucked and you'll like it.
?

>>104355513
Lumi already said that menace wrote that and not her

she is still young enough to fully enjoy the benefits of being attractive and she is still attractive enough to enjoy the foreseeable future. kayfabe real false whatever, the only thing she is too old for is vapid slut stage of life stuff.
she doesnt need to drop everything and make babies, she can enjoy being hot and in a relationship or hot and can still rock "between major relationships single" (the type of single you can get away with for about six months before raising any eye brows flavored by a presumably disorienting transition to single after spending so long thinking and planning as a couple.).
nothing is utterly behind her unless she would still benefit from reps/enjoy/and actively avail herself of casual sex with lots of different people in a relatively short time period. even then, the main differences for someone like lumi would be less about being able to and more about the impact of youth on rep and psych
the only thing she really does need to hurry up and get started on, largely because it WILL eventually get weird, but also is prone both to user miscalculation and causal variables outside of user control/knowledge, can require years of lead time to show fruit, and does not transfer progress between saves - dating. in some form or another. just gotta fucking do it and let the person know too. nothing weird about it unless she keeps vtubing after firmly establishing the long term and on course for permenancy of a relationship

>>104357733
if you are a man, stop trying to erp. if you are a woman, post tits

>>104357876
Seek professional help

>>104357957
anon I know we are where we are, but this is supposed to be a blue board. I've never reported anyone for anything and I honestly probably never will. but someone else will if you keep this shit up. go take a cold shower

>>104358031
(You)

>>104347691
Wanting to slow down, form memories, journaling.

>>104359267
what do you make of that? she should start, but why

raids are weird. I would feel weird if everyone just left and fucked with another streamer head with number schizoing, but its not like I am interested in watching lumi for anything but the fact it is lumi

>>104354984
When was the last time she talked about vtubing as a career positively even? She knows it's a hobby for losers. And reality must have hit during one of these virtual meetups.

>>104364728
she spoke about it yesterday that it's really nice with lots of freedom and flexible hours you wouldn't really get anywhere else, but also mentions over and over how vtubing isn't a career unless you're a top holo gal

>>104356098
Are we doing this again?

>>104366348
nigger I dont know who you are or what "this" is. idk if you have noticed, but this is a small thread. the subject matter isnt exactly profound. which part of that midnight piss and bump ramble irks you so

>>104366455
You should hang out with the other gumis in the lumicord, you belong there. They would love to have in-depth conversations long into the night with you.

>>104366455
The long therapy posts

>>104367069
you keep using the word deep and long here. are you the retarded type of autistic who conflates length with an author's effort and pride? Or are you aware no one is taking things seriously, and amuse yourself by try harding as someone accusing others of being a try hard? or is there some other less retarded option?

>>104367306
post more bump content nigger. Id rather see a thread full funny memes than what we usually have. But finding and post those requires more time and effort than I have or am willing to invest in keeping a thread alive. writing out an emotional or thought process with a level of clariy an autist can track is much easier and faster. do better than me anon

>>104354972
i just turned 30, so no

oh Lumi is streaming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQJCpOgAZMY

>>104356098
WTF is this shizophrenic ass post?

>>104322521
That might've been that French fake bitch Ririgaki you're thinking of

>>104369490
I wouldn't pay too much attention, you can usually glean what he's getting at once you get lost in the sauce and then skip to the ending paragraph. He's arguing that she should go out and date more while she can still get a high value partner to settle down with for life essentially.

>>104369419
She cute

>>104370065
She's a badass

>>104370170
She is.

Shes gonna be filtered by Silksong

>>104369683
Lumi would rather focus on her streaming career. She said that she doesn't care to find someone right now

>>104369683
this is a man who understands how to use a computer.

A female gumi is streaming
https://youtu.be/6UiKHRHVidk

>>104371697
Anon, she’s almost hit menopause, she needs someone to give her a baby.

>>104371970
She really is like Lumi

>>104371697
>She said that she doesn't care to find someone right now

>>104373570
Why would Lumi lie to us?

>>104372270
tbf, this is sort of true. she still has just enough time to avoid the need for any panic actions. if she actually set and maintained personal life as her primary focus/the only true metric for determining success for all three month+ level planning - a comfortable pace would probably be sufficient for her to safely cross the finish before time left on the clock forced her to make any trade offs on parter dynamic vs kid quality
if she was smart, she would be panicking about panicking. trade offs that slip from unneccessary to suboptimal to required. for all moderners bitch about dating, none of us will ever need to settle for whatever we happened to get our hands on by the time we were 18. we can using dating to filter for who we want to marry and can marry to filter for who we want to have kids with because we have time.
the only thing worse than an emergency marry and knock up the best person who says yes by the end of high school is having the same dillema because you finally hit 30 but still havent figured out the type of person you want to marry, much less which availiable option would make for a good mom ir daf.

>>104373585
she loves her gumis very much and understands that even trivial carelessness from her unusually influential position could fuck some one up unfairly

Doesn’t starbro have a daughter l? Why not let Lumi raise her?

>>104373617
Lumi is in that city girl boss mindset yet. Most of them don't really care about getting married and "will bump into them someday." They only care about living life and acting like getting married is getting chained down for the rest of your life.

>>104374690
Isn’t Lumi tradwife material

>>104374800
Lumi is a failed tradwife

>>104375044
No, her mother raised her better than that

>>104374800
She is, but still has that "need to have a high end job with 2 promotions to have a family" mindset yet.

>>104373734
i'm a casual lumi shitposter.
i should marry her, since i'm one of the few anons here least likely to be influenced by her position.

i just want a qt gf that is a bit wierd but has a good head on her shoulders.
i dont bring anything to the table, i'm quite the catch though, i still have my natural hair.

>>104376228
No she didn't.

>>104377787
What are do you have to bring to the table anon? Why do you think your tye best man for her?

>>104379477
I could be the alpha male that she always wanted

Will we ever save Lumi from herself?

>>104380299
No

>>104377023
I mean, in this economy, she’s right.

>>104380930
No she’s not

>>104371970
Who is she?

>>104381433
A female gumi, unlike Miia

>>104380930
I live in a rural area and there's people who have 2+ kids on 40k income for each parent. There's ways to do it but every girl boss thinks you need 100k a year for 1 kid.

>>104354972
she cute

>>104381670
Anon, Lumi wants to live in a proper city, like New York City, Los Angeles, or even Chicago, not Mobile Alabama.

>>104379477
bring to the table?
i thought we were talking about marriage, not a potluck

>>104381717
Idiot

>>104382058
Anon, you really think Lumi would date a blue-collar worker?

>>104382177
wait?!
we're expected to be employed too?!

>>104381717
She said that she wants to live in a cabin in the woods with internet. I'm sure she would move to a smaller city when she has kids to get away from the subway stabbers.

>>104382237
Yes, Lumi wants to be a stay at home wife.

>>104382362
she can stay at home all she wants.
you dont need to work to stay at home, the blacks do it all the time.

>>104382453
She doesn’t want to be a welfare queen. Her mother raised her better than that.

>>104382558
>Her mother raised her better than that.

New Lemon Thread
>>104383468
>>104383468
>>104383468

>>104380299
I dont know. it will mean having to break her in the process. lumi's self assessment of her comepetencies and weakknesses is so deluded at very specific but baseline levels that she cant form any theories with reliable predictive power. But normalacy everywhere else doesnt make them stupid on their face. even a deep dive after this trend is noticed is fruitless because she is too severely retarded in the areas she is a retarded for a theory level explanation. only hard evidence works. for a normal person, that would be fine, since normal people are inevitably confronted by reality at the level required to root out most bullshit. lumi response to areas she is weakest has been to organize her entire life around never risking an encounter with reality where it would hurt most. in areas where she is strong, she willl go out on a limb and often be proven right. but surrounding herself with vtuber watchers for feedback on her admitted strengths, remarkably, has never resulted in a situation where merely being right wasnt enough, and the challenge and critique forced her to refine generally correct into a precise tool.
most damningly of all, in the middle areas, where she is capable of admitting fault and improving? the type that in real life, only a peer can generally spot and fix - even then, with effort? well in real life that can happen because you are in the way of doing their job properly. here? it is only attainable through feets of parasocial effort. a level of effort that can be expressed and recieved healthily in real life. here? it feeds a streamers delusions. my favorite being that sure it is a weakness, but it was a cute weakness which makes it attractive. when in reality, almost any healthy middle class type could stay two steps ahead where lumi is weakest. that is neither unique to her nor beyond a trivial exertion. needing to stat two steps ahead of someone doesnt make it cute. it makes it a burden. a stupidity that will wear someone down unless compensated for elsewhere. yet lumi will unironically think, "oh, this thing got interest from a person with characteristics I can tolerate. that must mean everyone with those characteristics likes me. wow. if someone would bother doing that while I am a vtuber, I must have undervalued myself. " when of course, anyone with an experience pool that might need to be slightly broader than the average vtuber enjoyer, but not neccessarily noteworthy, can immediately tell you -no- you were just being a basic bitch-that guy just acccidnetally overinvested so many stat points and patience into an area where you are weak. he went his whole life with more ponts in that area than have ever been useful. anyone could cover your weakness. being able to cover weakness is not associated with being cute. it was the relief of someone stupiditly good at something finally finding someone retarded enough thaf to go to work on. being dumb isnt cute. being useless isnt cute. what is cute is working the hardest youve ever had to, in an area you have mastered and enjoy, crushing the task enough to create unique value, never actually having to work uncomfortably hard in the process, all while a cute girl is treating you like a greek god for basically playing with a useless toy. that's hot. to anyone else it would have been like having to drive you around because you are too stupid to drive a car. she could be just as retarded and just as worshipful. everything the same on her end. yet his response would have been disgust if it felt like just doing busy work anyone else could have done but for some reason she could not.
she's got loads of redeeming qualities and we have all formed correct conclusions about an indivisuala effort invested into us as approately eflecting our value to that indivduals strata at large. But lumi's odd circumstances have led her to an inappropriate dismissiveness of negative feedbavk (that individual's actions must be an exception to the norm) and adopting manci takes towards the positive (the contrived circumstances and rarity of behaviors like this can be dismissed and accurately reflects my worth to the strata).
in short, she is really fucked and the more we try ro worse things get. at least its verbaliztion here gave me a monetizable irl that just got informally approved so. hurray