/lemon/ - Kaneko Lumi General
This thread is dedicated to the star known as Gliese 667C and space's greatest thief, Kaneko Lumi (金子瑠美)
Space's greatest thief has come for her next big haul! Lumi is a mischievous star from a solar system far away. She came to Earth to learn all about the people, the history, and of course, the valuables! She loves to sing, overcome challenges and most of all, have fun!
Bratty and mischievous, Lumi loves to poke people and push them, and herself, to their limits! Easily amused, Lumi loves to learn new things and explore her curiosities. Bouncy and fun, teasing and competitive, and sometimes soft and vulnerable, Lumi is the full rollercoaster of emotions!
Schedule: Guess who made it through the summer car and ISN'T GRADUATING!!!! WOOOOO!! STRATEGY SUNDAY IS BACK!!!!!!!!!
Find Lumi at VEXPO THIS WEEKEND!!!
https://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/1962418142648664518/photo/1
Idol Songs:
https://youtu.be/rdGLAjNTUlA
https://youtu.be/yGFiH98YOug
https://youtu.be/YEf3M-NB3Gg
Twitter:
https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumi
Youtube:
https://www.youtube.com/KanekoLumi
Twitch:
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Twitch Archive:
https://www.youtube.com/@lumikaneko
https://gofile.io/d/KGXbJt
https://gofile.io/d/votdVz
https://mega.nz/folder/J6l0UCLC#Xsq4LOPewcc20TexfB6dvg
Lumi is at Phase Ablaze meeting her fans, so no stream
Previous Thread:
>>104236001
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 10:57:06 PM
No.104269211
>>104269590
>>104268812 (OP)
Why are gumis bullying Lumi during the meet up?
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 11:11:59 PM
No.104269590
>>104270152
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 11:30:58 PM
No.104270152
>>104271547
>>104269590
She should be on the floor, kissing the floor Lumi is, not flip her off.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:20:21 AM
No.104271547
>>104271562
>>104270152
Lumi prefers when people are mean to her, though.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:21:05 AM
No.104271562
>>104271654
>>104274116
>>104271547
Lumi is lying about that. She likes to be treated like a queen.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:23:18 AM
No.104271654
>>104271958
>>104271562
Yeah it's not up to the fans to see through her lies, in fact it's their duty to punish her if she's lying.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:34:57 AM
No.104271958
>>104271654
But Lumi would never lie to us
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:48:16 AM
No.104272293
>>104273070
>>104268812 (OP)
Fyren's cocksleeve...
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 1:16:45 AM
No.104273070
>>104272293
Lumi is a femcel
I'll bump this retarded split thread full of schizos. Somehow, its grown on me.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 1:52:33 AM
No.104274116
>>104271562
she likes it when people she trusts are nice to her. she also likes aftercare, but we havent had an excuse for that since several AoE streams ago (the one where we taught her how walls worked). the end effect being that she enjoys certain people being nice to her and is disgusted when anyone who thinks they are worth less than her are nice. it sucks that we cant just beat her. that would end with everyone happier. it takes too much energy to do it verbally when chat simps work to undo progress
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 2:02:30 AM
No.104274439
>>104274743
>>104273796
So why do tactical chuubas love Lumi.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 2:10:45 AM
No.104274743
>>104274439
they know lumi is a non-threat. tactical gurls are actually close enough to male spaces to understand you have to literally be autistic to enjoy strategy games as a woman. so lumi's autism moments that some mistake as stacey moments dont offend them
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 2:11:45 AM
No.104274783
>>104274907
lumi being a cute retard instead of an annoying retard
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 2:14:57 AM
No.104274907
>>104276159
>>104274783
sniffable pits
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 2:47:49 AM
No.104276159
>>104274907
I really never could even comprehend an armpit fetish until she put so much work into hers. now I have decided that in an effort to preserve her virginity while also being helpful to her depressed wow clan, she passed out pit jobs. this is now cannon
Daily reminder that Starbro said that Lumi has hairy armpits.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 2:52:03 AM
No.104276319
>>104276249
when did he say this and how was it communicated? that would be kinda cute if a gooner like lumi still didnt get her pits lasered
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 2:56:59 AM
No.104276493
gonna tts to ask about her pit hygeiene habits next time
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 2:59:57 AM
No.104276580
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 3:04:35 AM
No.104276743
>>104278794
Lumi infighting
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 3:15:00 AM
No.104277129
>>104277194
>>104276249
I hope Lumi just beats starbro for slandering her.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 3:16:53 AM
No.104277194
>>104278615
>>104277129
Wait Lumi with pit stubble sounds kinda hot…
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 3:52:00 AM
No.104278615
>>104279188
>>104277194
stubble is gross but I wouldnt mind cute curly little blonde hairs
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 3:56:01 AM
No.104278794
>>104282447
>>104276743
lumi is fighting herself?
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 4:03:42 AM
No.104279089
>>104279188
is lumi a bullet girl or a vibrator girl? there's no way she uses her fingers. she would want her toys to top her. I think bullet. she doesnt seem mature enough for vaginal orgasms and probably wants to save the penetrative sex for that special someone
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 4:05:54 AM
No.104279188
>>104279550
>>104279089
Yeah ignoring whatever this shit is
>>104278615
The hot thing about stubble is that it’s got a great texture and also it’s evidence that she does care enough to shave but has let it slip for a bit. It’s the same level of hot as dressing slightly sloppy or having a messy hair bun
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 4:14:46 AM
No.104279550
>>104279649
>>104279188
yeah but stubble is the sloppy kind of letting it slip. like it is long enough to be pathetic (good) but too recent to be deliberately letting the habbit slide and more like just being lazy about something on her to do list (bad). granted, Im not into the pit fetish and am mostly considering the second order implications on whether she will be good about wearing a leesh around the house or if I need to housebreak her over something so basic
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 4:17:37 AM
No.104279649
>>104279704
>>104279550
It’s about the embarrassment of being caught with it. She does care, she’s made an effort, but she’s let it slip and that caring makes her even more embarrassed that it looks like she doesn’t. Imagine her flushing red and making excuses, not meeting your eye, fanning her face and doing weird poses to hide it from you
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 4:19:15 AM
No.104279704
>>104279649
you are a man of more refined tastes than I gave you credit for. touche.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 5:50:23 AM
No.104282447
>>104278794
yes. There can only be one Lumi
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:13:44 AM
No.104283001
>>104284028
I think Lumi is kinda cool
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:57:17 AM
No.104284028
>>104284170
>>104283001
Lumi is a dork
>>104284028
Someone should give her a wedgie then
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:25:24 AM
No.104284631
>>104284680
>>104284170
Isn't her space suit permanently up her butt?
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:28:06 AM
No.104284680
>>104284631
It can always go further
Or she can be strung up by it, for insult to injury
Think creatively!
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:28:14 AM
No.104284688
>>104284170
this is something I look forward to greatly. it's those small day to day bullyings that make life fun. although the occasional running on the beach for a jump hug fake out that ends with her eating shit on the sand has its place
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:04:12 AM
No.104285386
>>104284170
>Lumi has lost something
>”Hey, anon, have you seen my [thing]?”
>Point somewhere behind her
>”Yeah, it’s under there”
>She turns around to look where you pointer, crouches down a little
>”Under where?”
>Grab a handful of her underwear and pull, just hard enough to lift her off the ground for a moment by them, then set her back down
>”Gotcha, nerd”
>She pouts and huffs and fixes herself and says she hates you, but it’s so worth it
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:05:38 AM
No.104285409
>>104321266
>>104268812 (OP)
Sex with that Pippa.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:40:29 AM
No.104285918
>>104286013
nini
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:48:03 AM
No.104286013
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:48:38 AM
No.104286024
good night and sweet dreams my little baby retard
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 9:08:01 AM
No.104286333
>>104286366
These huge vtuber cons are fucking humiliating. Imagine standing in line with a bunch of clip watchers and twitter influencers masterminding their next "banger".
Not talking about OP, someone mentioned that they waited in line for 2 hrs to meet lumi.
>>104286333
Wouldn’t you wait two hours to wait a Lumi.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 9:12:15 AM
No.104286419
>>104286366
I ain’t waiting to wait
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 9:16:12 AM
No.104286494
>>104289812
Superior Finnish Lumi once again establishing dominance over Yellow Lumi in the Lumi hierachy
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 9:20:43 AM
No.104286592
>>104286366
I just really hate standing in line, and I don't think the rehearsed interaction is worth it.
If I'd gone, I'd be betting on meeting a group of gumis at a nearby bar and drinking the night away. I think that'd be a lot more fun than the glorified mall.
So support has definitely been weaning lately, do you think this is tied to the twitch bot purge or general decline?
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:12:22 AM
No.104288163
>>104288006
Numberfags get the numberrope
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:54:40 PM
No.104289812
>>104286494
the way snow lumi so effortlessly topped our lumi during those last two collabs was outright graceful. she was so gentle and made our lumi so comfortable.. we should all have been taking notes. she melted like butter.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 1:01:11 PM
No.104289908
>>104290294
>>104288006
lumi is financially secure and doesnt respect anyone who thinks cash buys affection. she is keen on proving she isnt a literal prostitute
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 1:26:54 PM
No.104290294
>>104290501
>>104289908
>lumi is financially secure
I'm sure she is with all the hours she streams
>>104290294
Yet why can’t she afford a home?
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 2:17:39 PM
No.104291021
>>104291083
>>104290501
50% to sakana
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 2:22:18 PM
No.104291083
>>104291166
>>104290501
part of being middle class means your parents owning their home outright. she can suck my dick for a living when we buy our own, but that's because she wants to. she doesnt HAVE to in order to guarantee shelter.
>>104291021
I'm pretty sure she wrote her own contract. she's the only one who has their shit together well enough to run their own business and practically fell into his lap. he could break even with her and still come out ahead just because she is useful also, no one wants to marry a bitch who bought their house already/she's timing the market. recessions are things you want to walk into with cash, not assets
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 2:27:25 PM
No.104291166
>>104291464
>>104291083
>Genuinely retarded poster
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 2:48:21 PM
No.104291464
>>104291521
>>104291166
whatever helps you sleep
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 2:53:06 PM
No.104291521
>>104291673
>>104291464
You think she wrote her contract which tells me you're a newfag or you just never watch streams. Kill yourself faggot retard you dont know anything. Its really that simple.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 3:07:03 PM
No.104291673
>>104291753
>>104291521
anon. please explain. when you read the phrase "wrote their own contract", what went through your head?
did you think I meant she rendered her own paper and inks too? or did you half ass it and overlook the idiom literally everyone from normie to lawfag uses to describe an overwhelmingly advantageous negotiating position? if so, why did you stop your train of thought there? were the complexities of making her own ink, paper, and alphabet, as entailed by your line of thought, simply too complex? that seems lazy
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 3:13:19 PM
No.104291753
>>104291902
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 3:23:11 PM
No.104291902
>>104293256
>>104291753
Idk man, that was really fucking retarded. like lumi after a whole month without a beating level bad. I dont know if you can play that off as trolling
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 4:09:22 PM
No.104292798
I am enjoying that loanshark vod. a lot. sometimes I take lumi for granted
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 4:29:35 PM
No.104293256
>>104293353
>>104291902
>I'm pretty sure she wrote her own contract. she's the only one who has their shit together well enough to run their own business
Nigger you can't even read your own posts and you want me to read them. kill yourself now
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 4:33:34 PM
No.104293353
>>104294692
>>104293256
running your own business =/= being a lawyer dipshit
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 5:34:02 PM
No.104294692
>>104295019
>>104293353
I don't think she's ever described herself as terribly well off even if we pretend she's been girl-bossing all this time. The only time she's talked about it she's said her family is supportive and they think it's fine to rotmaxx for however long until she figures out what she wants to do. The phrases her mother have used suggest she's coping a bit over her daughter's life choices displaying a willful ignorance that comes off as condescending.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 5:36:20 PM
No.104294731
>>104294837
>>104288006
Her numbers remained relatively unchanged after the bot purge
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 5:42:06 PM
No.104294837
>>104295034
>>104294731
Saw her drop to the 800s at one point, it's definitely dipped a bit, but probably only 10-15%. Not as bad as sub counts after introducing Fyren but still
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 5:51:17 PM
No.104295019
>>104294692
no arguments on any points there. all I mean is that the same rules that seem to govern predispotion towards post-material values at the societal level likely apply at the individual level. population level trends suggest a causal link between parent's socioeconomic status and post-material values that persist thtough changes in the individual's own economic fortunes.
In short, growing up without fear of privation shifts outlook appropriately. this is particularly visible in left leaning movements. the shift moves from labor rights and pay towards what we would now describe as woke bullshit. the left's traditional anti-immigration stance (increasing inequality, pushing down wages, destroying labor's bargaining position) suddenly becomes pro-immigration (peoples whose parents made their homelands into a shithole shouldnt bare the sins of their parents and totally wont do the same thing once they move here) with the only caveat being that it is suboptimal how brain drain reinforces how fucked shit holes are.
Here, we have an interesting case study where a kid who grows up in relative material abundance had to deal with an artificial famine (the irony). which gives us strange behaviors like a post-material indifference to living in squalor, but also weird attitudes towards food and the hording of certain specific resources.
It would make for a fun paper.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 5:51:48 PM
No.104295034
>>104294837
Imma fyren ma laser
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 6:15:35 PM
No.104295533
fuck she's such a dumb retard whore slag
>steals literally anything they can when they can
Wow her parents are niggers
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:03:51 PM
No.104296666
Lumi really hates economy class airlines.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:18:06 PM
No.104297004
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:20:24 PM
No.104297056
>>104303488
We like ferrarikid here.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:23:30 PM
No.104297123
>>104296150
What’s wrong with taking towels, shampoos or anything from hotels.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:35:13 PM
No.104297384
>Lumi is a bike cuck.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 7:40:07 PM
No.104297513
>>104298299
>Lumi will abandon someone in their time of need
I never thought she would leave a friend with drug addiction
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:06:27 PM
No.104298237
>>104296946
They’ve gone to shit.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:08:03 PM
No.104298299
>>104299390
>>104297513
Then you haven't been paying attention
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 8:42:32 PM
No.104299390
>>104298299
But she's always there for her brother
>>104268812 (OP)
Why do females hate Lumi
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:20:28 PM
No.104301941
>>104300893
Lumi is a stacy
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:27:17 PM
No.104302113
>>104300893
No woman likes other women, they're like zebras hoping that they won't be the ones eaten if they blend in enough. Only reason women would seek out other women is for ulterior motives.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 10:30:57 PM
No.104302204
>>104300893
they know they will never be as good at RTS games as her
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:23:58 PM
No.104303488
>>104303641
>>104297056
I think he is just nice. a little autistic, but nice. we are so used to schizos it set off alarm bells, but lumi clearly talked to uruka about it. this isnt a cynical thing she was doing like with the other guy she finally told to fuck off. he's just nice
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:24:04 PM
No.104303493
>>104303568
>>104268812 (OP)
White Lumi is a whore and doesn’t deserve to be with yellow Lumi.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:27:05 PM
No.104303568
>>104303493
perhaps. but no one made me want to have heart meltingly gentle shibari sex with lumi before seeing that collab. lumi was for beating. now that she showed us that other side, she is for grooming
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:29:07 PM
No.104303611
>>104303686
>>104296946
Please tell me she only upgraded to economy+ and doesn't piss money away on first class. Doesn't she still have a used car loan? Is she really that shit with finances??
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:30:09 PM
No.104303641
>>104303941
>>104303958
>>104303488
She told sunbro to fuck off?
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:31:43 PM
No.104303686
>>104303738
>>104303611
>used car loan
no idea what she said but no one who is capable of preventing their kid from having to deal with that would allow it. her parents would give her an old car or contribute to buying hers. especially for a daughter who (in their minds) is obviously struggling for reasons they might have had a hand in
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:33:27 PM
No.104303738
>>104303979
>>104304004
>>104303686
Naw I remember her talking about APR and banks and credit score+report etc, she took a loan.
There's a female gumi talking about Lumi
https://youtu.be/4FoC7y-IeLE
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:35:40 PM
No.104303804
>>104315207
>>104303754
she's just like me
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:41:22 PM
No.104303941
>>104303641
some other guy she put on in the box for the last week or so
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:42:07 PM
No.104303958
>>104303641
context that is obvious but worth noting - she has been building up to it for a while and there are ways of telling the difference between a fast typer with chatgpt/someone who prepares "clever" statements in advance vs. organically shitting out facts or quips because they are just "special" that way.
someone that I assume to be him sent an in twitch tts with pseud settings maxed out. conflating the formal products of greek thouvght with the bronze age myths that faciliated them, etc. the type of shit that makes people lump the kids doing formal maths and analytic philosophy in with the communications and nietzsche class.
it was too much to bear. idk if chat hit first or she did, but it became a feedback loop and she just tore whoever it was to shreds, accused them of using chatgpt, and then, once called out; for being a bitch and clinging to their obviously retarded positon instead of just telling her to go fuck herself. I havent seen him since
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:43:11 PM
No.104303979
>>104304084
>>104304189
>>104303738
They made Lumi take out a car loan, but gave starbro a 2023 Honda civic for graduating highschool? How is that fair?
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:43:59 PM
No.104304004
>>104304189
>>104303738
brutal. hopefully it was sized as a token display of independence and/or relatability flex instead of substantive. you can get a servicable car in the states for a couple grand. unforgivable if she wasted serious cash
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:47:11 PM
No.104304084
>>104303979
one of them may want to make the display of independence and has also survived through the new US norm of childhood ending at 22. if true, I'd say the issue was less the giving him of a car and more of letting her be that stupid. but.. I dont think its fair to consider lumi a liar. she is frequently untruthful and this may be an example
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 11:51:01 PM
No.104304189
>>104304456
>>104304466
>>104303979
They got her her first car too, a BMW she bitched a lot about and i think total'ed or just got in an accident with and sold later.
>>104304004
My thoughts as well, at least from the sound of it she was very reasonable with her decisions and proud of doing it independently. Hence the disbelief in her upgrading to first class for a flight.
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 12:01:05 AM
No.104304456
>>104304189
>totalled first car
kek. I did the same thing with my dad's old range
>proud
yeah I am thinking that the supplementary data was used to further her internal bargaining position (see. kid tactic of witsfully trying things on that tardwife felt did not go without saying) and/or job well done metric. IF she can wrap her head around how an activity is grinding, she is good at it). that or she doesnt have an eating chair/table but has a car loan kek
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 12:01:20 AM
No.104304466
>>104304662
>>104304189
You can't really win car arguments with people, the truth is you get it either because you need it or because you enjoy it, and then you splurge for the level of headache you're willing to put up with. She's taken out a loan so she can live life normally, I mean look at Pippa who I assume didn't take out a loan for the RV and now has to drag her audience through sponsor after sponsor. If we're talking QoL I don't think you can win as a based interest-avoiding chad in this speculative rent economy.
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 12:08:30 AM
No.104304662
>>104304466
I think our only disagreement (if any) is in regard to whether an auto loan's APY would be too extortionate even for her dumb ass. which, to your point, really is just a matter of personal preference. I do know that back when God provided for an easy way to offset being an asshole with the Oblivion incident and thinks looked dicey, she raked in at least 10 grand in unexpected cash. hopefully she was wise enough to use that as principle instead of to pay off interest
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 12:23:06 AM
No.104305056
>>104305294
>>104305959
>elfin said Lumi is 5'1"
does she know the real lore?
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 12:31:18 AM
No.104305294
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 12:53:20 AM
No.104305959
>>104305056
no. she discounted the possibility or chose not to interdict peer/greater than peer threats ages ago. she has told us a lot of stuff and chosen not to tweak out when poked about whether it was cool. she's not a 5'1" shorty. I wont speculate as to why that was repeated kek
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 1:04:35 AM
No.104306326
>>104306392
someone who isnt lumi should pretend to be lumi and do a question answer. she can run it through chatgpt to scramble it and ensure she isnt breaking any rules. assuming there is anything actually social in this parasocial dynamic, the format leaves us and especially herself at a profound disadvantage. plus, unless explicitly stated otherwise, talents are contractors. as such, NDAs from anyone who might try to nark on her are actually actionable against any individual violator, be they entity or individual, without need for any consent of the other signatories (be they individuals or entities). particularly in a context like this were the issue at play is itself an actionable safety concern.
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 1:06:40 AM
No.104306392
>>104306785
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 1:19:07 AM
No.104306785
>>104307766
>>104306392
nah. even if she is nothing but a corpo AI in human form who plans to spend the rest of her life doing this, she would be at the cutting edge of ensuring the non-redundance of the human part of her job. done well, data is its own reward. plus, on the off chance there is a person upstairs and she is what she appears, she would be able to interact with her fans again without schizo bullshit drama. something goes wrong? blame faggots jacking each other off.
plus it would be good practice snapping her dumb ass out of thinking making an alt to discuss forbiddon topics would involve her talking. it turns the fact she is far too stupid for anyone to want to hear her opinion about certain topics she wants to discuss right into her strength of being much more fun when she is sitting next to you interacting with the same content than when she is the content.
the girls were stupid enough to cator to 4chan directly in large part because it yielded such significant returns. the reason to stop had nothing to do with a lack of efficacy in the medium and everything to do with containment breach. lumi is resilient enough to prevent psych containment breach. she could be smarter enough to prevent the other kind if she just shut up and did it..
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 1:53:50 AM
No.104307766
>>104307925
>>104306785
>faggots jacking each other off.
nta but this is exactly why it would never work, it wouldn't last very long until someone made a fuss about it in one way or another
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 1:59:46 AM
No.104307925
>>104308277
>>104307766
how so? I get why one would be adverse to having anything at all to do with this shit hole just as a matter of course. the first few times anyone sticks their dick into 4chan, bad things invariably manifest next time you go to take a piss. but, and correct me if I am wrong on some aspect, that ship sailed long ago
>>104307925
the secret would get out and it would get shut down, pretty sure it would be a breach of contract no matter how it's handled
>>104273796
i love elfin so much, i have fantasies where im plapping her femneet butt while watching lumi together
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 2:37:48 AM
No.104308957
>>104308277
this is the west. boc is too strong a term. lumi owns her IP. there may be an applicable morality clause but lumi is a daddy's girl so she would tell sakana anyways. the only concern would be it getting out. but what would get out? the handful of people who even know about the thread think we are schizos talking to ourselves. anyone who thinks otherwise would either keep their mouth shut or be far too schizo for anyone to take seriously. that's tight enough to dump classified information, much less some ethot humoring her fans
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 2:41:47 AM
No.104309044
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 2:43:19 AM
No.104309096
One day she'll graduate and not think about any of you
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 3:24:16 AM
No.104310128
>>104316213
>>104308356
are you both getting off to lumi in this situation? or is she just background noise?
>>104268812 (OP)
who's the whore flipping off our schizo?
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 3:40:18 AM
No.104310535
>>104330569
>>104310496
Some 3dp whore with only fans
>>104310496
The Finnish lumi that genetically mogs the fuck out of lemon lumi in every single way. She is also orders of magnitude cuter.
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 4:17:11 AM
No.104311543
>>104311586
>>104311500
>genetically mogs the fuck out of lemon lumi
Yeah okay. Lemon Lumi is best Lumi.
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 4:18:55 AM
No.104311586
>>104313629
>>104311543
Lol
M
A
O
Okay retard
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 4:19:22 AM
No.104311598
>>104311500
>Finnish lumi
>cuter
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 4:23:42 AM
No.104311721
I’d finnish in Lumi yeah
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 5:24:49 AM
No.104313629
>>104311586
Refute my claims.
>>104303754
I watch the entire vod and its so weird to see an actual female gumi and not a hanger-on like Miia. She really likes Lumi
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 5:33:37 AM
No.104313861
>>104318692
>>104313831
Well, you THINK she does. No way to know what’s really going on up there
Lumi is officially the second vtuber ive ever got to do a meet and greet with. She was going to be my first but Wemi beat her to it after the San Japan concert all by chance. Never had the chance to be at any kind of expo/convention for. I love the lemon brat.
>>104314041
Did you call her a bitch
>>104314357
I called her my queen
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 5:54:54 AM
No.104314447
>>104314463
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 5:55:48 AM
No.104314463
>>104314496
>>104314447
You just don't know how to treat a woman right
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 5:57:03 AM
No.104314496
>>104314463
She’s not a woman
>>104314403
Now lumi thinks your a sad beta. You needed to call her a whore
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 6:22:54 AM
No.104315207
>>104313831
>>104303754
>>104303804
was it fun? hearing guys say nice things about tardwife makes me feel like a fag but I like listening to girls grudgingly forced to admit she is alright. it's validating or something idk. I guess it's as close as possible to finally hearing your sister's, cousins', and friends' take on that girl you've been interested in and are considering asking out. only instead of hearing them right from the start like you normally would, or in this case never at all because she is a fucking vtuber wtf is wrong with you, or even a cursory expectation of the speaker's sanity; we find a stranger's assurance from one who is even more strange. still fun tho so fuck it why not
>>104315176
Lumi calls her younger brother an Alpha and he is submissive and respectful towards her. Why would she think of me as a beta
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 6:26:23 AM
No.104315304
>>104315339
>>104315176
it's probably not that bad
>>104315212
to be fair, I think her description was more along the lines of him being dismissive by the most efficient means availiable rather than submissive
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 6:27:21 AM
No.104315339
>>104315473
>>104315304
>lines of him being dismissive
Him following through with Lumi's orders isn't dismissive.
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 6:27:40 AM
No.104315349
>>104315212
Because you are one
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 6:32:29 AM
No.104315473
>>104315339
im not sure where you are getting your data. I do know that when something is utterly inconsequential and does not change your behavior at all, it is sometimes easiest to get a woman to shut up by nodding. e.g. when you are only interested in the macros, agreeing to their choice of dinner because that means they will cook, clean, provide macros, and then fuck off. etc
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 6:46:06 AM
No.104315843
lumi is supposed to have a small neck right? I know Im not crazy
No schedule, shes graduating
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 6:54:38 AM
No.104316052
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 7:02:31 AM
No.104316213
>>104316630
>>104310128
like netflix and chill but instead its lumi making autistic gremlin noises like a femcuck and than we can cuddle and watch lumi reset 1 rts level over and over again
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 7:02:44 AM
No.104316219
>>104314357
I called her a insane yapper who I almost didn't even get to meet. She could be heard across the entire vender hall at the convention, and the line was incredibly slow due to her not knowing when to stop yapping.
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 7:04:23 AM
No.104316263
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 7:09:27 AM
No.104316389
I think I’d just end up pulling the blankets over elfin’s head and farting
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 7:10:42 AM
No.104316422
>>104315999
she loves us. instead of just saying it like other girls do, she actually does. that's why she is delayed. she is scheduling some night time streams so we can all actually enjoy them and may also be prepping to guerilla as we speak. two for two. tardwife in the evening
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 7:18:59 AM
No.104316630
>>104323468
>>104316213
sounds almost like heaven. for me its pretty much just carrot, sticks, rts, tardwife, and lots of headpats. the carrots and sticks would start with sex and beatings to incentivize competence, but I have a strong feeling it will all just blend together by the end.
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 8:25:36 AM
No.104317940
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 8:39:07 AM
No.104318214
>>104318526
do any other femgumis exist, are they in this thread with us right now
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 9:03:40 AM
No.104318692
>>104320723
>>104313861
She really bought a ton of Lumi merch and idolize lumi
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 9:21:32 AM
No.104319030
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 10:44:42 AM
No.104320256
>>104315999
Let her have a small break
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 11:11:27 AM
No.104320723
>>104321050
>>104318692
It depends on what you think her motivations actually are
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 11:11:58 AM
No.104320728
>>104318526
have you ever typed in her chat, lumi gets weird when a female types in her chat
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 11:32:23 AM
No.104321050
>>104321099
>>104320723
Do you doubt her love for Lumi?
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 11:36:48 AM
No.104321099
>>104321215
>>104321050
Yes I watched her very first streams and saw the huge post of leaked dms sexting fans filled with nudes. She doesnt love, she is a hoe.
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 11:46:03 AM
No.104321215
>>104321672
>>104321099
she is a mentally ill bpd femneet who vtubes which probably makes things worse
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 11:49:54 AM
No.104321266
>>104285409
>3D
Eww, gross dude!
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 12:25:48 PM
No.104321672
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 12:41:20 PM
No.104321850
ohh. well I suppose that off the threefold outcomes of raping, enslaving, and killing lumi; this schedule compels at least two. if anyone has any particular preference for a combo, please share. naturally I have my own preference sets; but I feel weird like it would be very unhinged and, frankly, unprofessional to make the decision myself. All the more so if one were to factor in the self-imposed nature of an independeny deadline which compels decisive action in any case but would have readily been avoidable by a more placid gumi. alternatively, I can carve initials into what's left of her ass if that is more your speed.
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 1:16:26 PM
No.104322284
>>104313831
there's an absolute gold mine of practical non-con knowledge that lumi could have sharing with less enlightened gumis simply by using girls like miia and elfin as props. what a waste of eager slaves
>>104313831
Isn't this one of the coalburner whores who pretends to be "just like you guys", or am I thinking of another bitch who looks like this? They're all so samey they start to blend...
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 1:43:05 PM
No.104322763
>>104322521
>coalburner
No evidence of this but she was accepting and dm nudes to fans the race of the fans are unknown and she never met up with them
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 1:52:18 PM
No.104322922
>>104322521
I don't know or care about the coalburner part, but she is a shameless grifter who idolizes mental illness and substance abuse for views. I wouldn't be surprised if she is here right now looking for ways to draw more gumis in.
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 2:23:58 PM
No.104323468
>>104316630
we'd make a babgumi and all enjoys lumis yapping streams together
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 2:47:12 PM
No.104323824
>>104325037
>>104322521
Wasn’t that the uhhhhh (h x57)
Filipino one with the boyfriend? Gumpai? (Those h’s were how long it took me to remember her)
Afaik the only thing elf is guilty of is gooning on discord, which depends on your opinion about how severe of a violation that is
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 3:49:44 PM
No.104325037
>>104325070
>>104323824
>gooning on discord
as partof a group or something else?
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 3:51:24 PM
No.104325070
>>104325314
>>104325037
part of her inner circle apparently as a group or several people individually, one of them flipped out and leaked when he either wasn't invited anymore or thought he was special
>>104325070
she did nothing wrong other than trust such a turbofaggot. everyone goons. high five to anyone who met someone tuning into a random stream and managed to maintain such good chemestry that they were helping each other have fun with other things.
I grudgingly admit to understanding why people would get upset if their favorite vtuber lied about being in a committed long term relationship. this? only a complete incel would take issue with what she did here. If anything I almost feel bad for her regulars now.
is her shit any good? I have been lumi monogomous as much as a damage mitigation protocal as anything else cause vtubing is fucking weird. but I watch lumi so much, Im starting to wonder why I have that rule. content is content and if one genuinely entertaining woman exists, perhaps there are others.
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 4:04:59 PM
No.104325323
>>104328811
>>104325314
Lumi likes her well enough, make your own judgment call
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 4:07:07 PM
No.104325365
>>104328811
>>104325314
>turbofaggot
yeah I agree for the reasons you stated
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 4:10:50 PM
No.104325441
>>104328811
>>104325314
No vtuber will let your schizo ass into the inner circles.
>>104325314
no harm in trying others out, you can just call Lumi your kami if you are afraid of getting lured by someone else. Just don't let her find out...
as for elfin I don't like her personally because her sense of humor is the same shit that killed /x/, but she is consistent about it at least which is something
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 5:55:30 PM
No.104327885
>>104328049
>>104327300
Stop samefagging
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 6:01:25 PM
No.104328049
>>104327885
Who is samefagging?
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 6:31:07 PM
No.104328811
>>104325323
>>104327300
consistent and lumi endorsements are good things. I dont know why I feel so strange about "cheating" but impulse exists irl to facilitate baby making. which is probably unhealthy. since even in the most extreme case where that was the case AND it were mutual; how could anyone act on it without making themselves look psychologically unfit for making babies. vtubing may be cursed
>>104325365
based
>>104325441
stop seething anon. I punched by card when I was 16 and have no idea how grooming bitches online works. I would prefer to stick to sex and drugs, you can keep the discord and weeb shit all to yourself. whatever niche or lack there of that you have carved out remains yours
Is it just me or is Lumi acting extra breedable today?
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 6:34:20 PM
No.104328886
>>104328860
she lets loose on youtube
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 6:44:40 PM
No.104329124
>>104328860
she's doing the thing in response to the thing. that's how she keeps you
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 6:49:03 PM
No.104329249
schizos btfo. lumi let me give her aids. seethe away
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 7:02:27 PM
No.104329561
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 7:34:54 PM
No.104330470
That friend who has the kid she was talking about yesterday, that's Fyren's friend's kid.
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 7:38:06 PM
No.104330569
>>104310535
well....that's not cashmoney.
only her retards can flipher off, and only during a live stream, as a sign of affection (and after paying to flip her off)
who does that whore think she is -_-
Which one of you did this
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 8:14:42 PM
No.104331695
>>104332412
>>104330638
He shared it on twitter I think, Lumi commented. But what a dumbass. You can literally pay 20-30$ and get one made yourself. Chinks don't care about IP law either.
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 8:45:18 PM
No.104332412
>>104331695
why would they? IP law is entirely a function of the owner's ability to fuck you in civil court. good luck getting any of the bugmen into a positon where a US court has access to the fuckers cash
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 8:47:31 PM
No.104332453
>>104333191
>>104330638
let the tards with money do what they want.
lumi needs to eat
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 9:01:59 PM
No.104332817
>>104336929
[Lumi News] due to exigent circumstances, she is unable to perform tonight's duties for a late night stream.
Naturally, she does not and cannot contest her awareness or the apparent authority of someone who reasonably purported to operate within the capacity of her agent. Nor does she contest that her knowing and willful failure to clarify in writing any discrepencies vis a vi the status or claims of the apparent agent was, itself, the ratification of said apparent agent's claims.
As such, you remain entitled to a full (no less than four hour) "late night" (under Pacific Standard Time) stream. despite rumors to the contrary, the choice of game remains non-binding and at the discretion of the streamer.
YOU REMAIM ENTITLED TO COMPENSATION FOR ANY LOSS YOU MAY SUFFER AS A RESULT OF HER FAILURE TO PERFORM. However, tonight's rescheduling does constitute a commerically reasonable delau. So please refrain from reaching out until such a time as a material breach has been confirmed and feel free to operate with the expectation of a "late night" stream within the next 48 hours.
Thank you for your patience while we continue working towards an out of court solution that satisfies all parties.
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 9:15:40 PM
No.104333191
>>104333228
>>104332453
if she is gigga brained, she will be obscenely kind and submissive today. I fully anticipate her being too stupid to do that, but maybe we will have a miracle
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 9:17:09 PM
No.104333228
>>104333574
>>104333191
ok, but will she be racoonmi or will she be normi
>>104325314
She met up with AvgBirdEnjoyer for 10k. Kill yourself Elfin cuck.
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 9:30:03 PM
No.104333574
>>104333714
>>104333228
no fucking way will she be smart enough to do the lolumi coonmi. much less that WHILE ALSO proving she is mature enough to not be her own first and final barrier to her own happiness. I dont even mean long term or specific, I just mean demonstrating she would know how to behave herself if she ever was happy.
>>104333250
it's that fucking cheap? if what you are saying is true, you should be much less of a seething mysanthrope and be grateful that normal people all possess the basic compassion to not get off to ntr. I'd give being friends with my oshi an honest shot, but I aint paying someone else for the privilige of getting to be my friend. seriously, Im not trying to fuck your day up. you just made mine a lot better knowing that even in the framing of the worst case schizo hypothetical, bros looking out for each other remains the primary verifiable inhibitor of human suffering. I thought today was going to suck, but that's pretty cool.
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 9:35:14 PM
No.104333714
>>104333964
>>104333574
aren't happy people just happy?
what's so hard about being happy?
unless she lives in california, then i understand, that shithole is evil and is always trying to break people through schizo ganstalking methods.
>schizo's together strong
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 9:45:23 PM
No.104333964
>>104333714
>arent happy people happy
of course. you can tell by how they act. it isnt forced. it isnt detached. they are their complete selves happy and without restraint. whenever something good happens to lumi, the bitch schizos out. that's not happy behavior. she cant even play out a basic "okay there now exists and X and a Y. let us pretend we are certain X and Y bother possess the property H. the property H is defined such that if I had two of them, I am happy. Let us act that out". that's what I mean. you cant tell someone else HOW to be happy but you can tell them to at least humor the thought experiment long enough to see if 2xH really is sufficient. etc.
We can only presume so much. We CAN presume the bitch is smart enough to handle basic life tasks. we can? presume that she has the specific pressures on her to sort herself out. we CAN assume someone who knows how to do something, why it needs to be done, and has the support required to do it, yet refuses to.. might be a waste.
sure some people are better than others. but we live in a civilizational model where you cant just fix people by force. not because you dont know how to fix them or how to apply the force to break them. simply because you might be punished for it and there may be more worthy objects of charity that you cannot keep ignoring.
if that makes sense
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 10:12:24 PM
No.104334677
>>104333250
Stop spreading slander.
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 11:04:04 PM
No.104336070
>>104336108
>>104336308
For doubting Lumi’s loyalty towards us, she casts eternal suffering upon us.
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 11:05:35 PM
No.104336108
>>104336070
prove it bitch
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 11:13:14 PM
No.104336308
>>104336070
Doesn't she cast eternal suffering every day when she ends stream?
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 11:36:51 PM
No.104336929
>>104337463
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 11:57:42 PM
No.104337463
>>104337767
>>104336929
you missed the deliberate typo
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 12:07:53 AM
No.104337767
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 12:27:14 AM
No.104338368
>>104340172
>>104340235
Main character is named Gumi and the Main girl is a lot like Lumi.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 12:28:32 AM
No.104338411
>>104340045
>>104340062
>hispanic name mentioned
>bursts into laughter
Why is Lumi like this
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:20:44 AM
No.104340045
>>104338411
She still hasn't learned to keep it hidden
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:21:21 AM
No.104340062
>>104341319
>>104338411
So who taught her to hate minorities? Her dad or mom
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:23:22 AM
No.104340122
is it me or her?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:25:00 AM
No.104340172
>>104338368
*maim character
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 1:27:01 AM
No.104340235
>>104338368
Tried reading the first chapter and got filtered, fucking nasty
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:01:12 AM
No.104341319
>>104340062
probably her mom? It seems like that's where she gets most of her darker traits from
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:10:12 AM
No.104341620
>>104342060
i like her models when they have eye bags on her eyes she look like a proper mentally ill woman
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:25:13 AM
No.104342060
>>104342755
>>104341620
I like her other bags
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 2:46:49 AM
No.104342755
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:00:33 AM
No.104343243
>>104343449
is lumi being super weird or is it just me? it's like she is more susicious or something than usual
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 3:06:06 AM
No.104343449
>>104343243
she's on her period