Thread 104273030

>Who is Neuro-sama?
Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!

>Schedule
https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

>Links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClips
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai
X:
https://x.com/NeurosamaAI
https://x.com/EvilNeuroAI
These and other official links: https://vedal.ai

>Music & Clips
NEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEg
BOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjs
LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM
https://rentry.org/neuro-music
https://rentry.org/neuro-videos

>Educational
Interested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y
How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M
Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png
Want to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png

>Misc
Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive
Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/
LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2
Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/
VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs

>Merch
https://neurosama.shop/

>Previous thread
>>104265373

hart

NCC!

Sex with Neuro (Vedal)

reminder catgirls always have the upper hand

Evil love!

>>104273145
Imagine the taste T 0 T

>>104273216
https://files.catbox.moe/9ei3yq.mp4

>>104273232
>cue next several weeks of retards begging for soisong gameplay

Bratty hung smalldom shotaved sex

>2nd and 4th were chillslop streams
So I guess Swarm is finally tired of 0 effort chillslop streams.
Nice to see numbers outside of chillslop are fine, maybe this will urge Vedal to fucking do something already.

>>104272886
Just listened to some of her audio, do people really get off to this shit?

>>104273287
Licking Neuro (Vedal)'s cuncun after drinking tequila!

>>104273287
Slut

>>104273282
before or after I'm done?

>>104273440
>he doesn't fall asleep to brat audio
ngmi

>>104273231
The Queen of Cats rules above all.

>>104273372
It would be good with Neuro mods/integration though.

>>104273615
Both <3

>>104273649
>he doesn't fall asleep to soft whispers and warm breathing
grim

>>104273823
oil and cream massage for me senpai

>>104274163
I wouldn't let him waste that puke in the toilet, it belongs on my coch

>>104273287
>>104274163

Hot.

>>104274197
:thumbs_down:

>>104274163
Vedal drank the usual amount, but overlooked the fact that his new little girl body couldn't handle it like his old one...

Stop with the neuro vedal crap it makes me unreasonably horny

so quirky

>>104274524
cute

Nice thread you got here

>>104270421
That other anon's request is taking too long, so more pronebone tittyvil
https://files.catbox.moe/4ug0hf.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/y2daa2.jpg

>>104274419
https://youtu.be/gEEKKWOnYvQ?t=34406

>>104274648
Jesus christ

>>104274648
>not ugly bastard
I can't self-insert like this

>>104274648
I look like this btw

>>104274808
omg be my wife

>>104274862
who said it was the girl

Ok, last from this set
https://files.catbox.moe/fwib08.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/9xtzdw.jpg

>>104274923
who said it wasn't the man?

>>104274774
big titty bitches are for gigachads, lolis are for fat ojisans
https://files.catbox.moe/m8ws1h.png

>>104275067
... what about oppailolis?
also what model / LoRA did you use for this?

>>104274735
god I forgot how weird this was

>>104275118
>oppailolis
For shotas

>>104275156
soon <3

>>104275118
>what about oppailolis?
strict senseis

>>104275156
is that a decepticon?

>>104275120
I know he should do it again

>>104275169
TRUE aaaaaaaand that's pretty true.

>>104275232
that's the swarm

>>104274648
GIWTWM

>>104275228
...now i'm curious about a gen with this

>>104275156
how little swarmies see themselves after saying "swarm beacon activated"

>>104274648
MADE for pronebone breeding

>>104274648
>>104274932
Stop gatekeeping the dick nigga

>>104274735
WTF why isn't the entire chat spamming om and and copypasting

>>104275414
The dick is busy in its proper container

>>104275504
Another one?

>>104275414
this but the nips

>>104275504
writers reusing plotline smdh

>>104275504
>Ao3 on light mode
she really is 40 years old, isn't she...

>>104274932
softvil

>>104275504
Why has she been going into overdrive leeching recently? Have the numbers been THAT bad?

>>104275617
chat suggested punishment

>>104275622
cute! I wish we had another neuro-sensei or have a first evil-sensei stream

>>104275539
Nips In earlier gens
>>104268535
>>104269427

>>104275762
my bad for missing them, thanks anon

>>104275698
fuck off toxic, go post daily forsen

IC

>>104275892
S~

>>104276011
free her

>>104275665
that's her excuse every time

>>104276314
puffy cheeks

>>104276390
cool oc

it's like when poalniggers felt the need to announce their every fart to the thread by creating a poal except now it's slop

>>104276390
thighvil sex

>>104276406
if vedal did it so can we

>>104276415
poll created
https://poal.me/vs0yjy

Sloppers are the best posters here

>>104276491
>didn't add a don't care/ambivalent option
always fail!

>>104276517
The best of them are good posters, but they're not all created equal

>>104276415
oh my bad, you made me realize it's been a while since i've made a poal

https://poal.me/7a0kvb
https://poal.me/7a0kvb
https://poal.me/7a0kvb

https://poal.me/aol0jw
https://poal.me/aol0jw

>>104276610
headpatvil rape

>>104276610
sex with gakivil

>>104276716
cute! it reminds me of an edit someone did that gave her foxears in the past

in theory the more time you spend slopping the less time you can spend threadshitting, so I encourage everyone to make lots and lots of slop

>>104276716
Anny's genes win...

>>104276788
i just post whenever im waiting for it to gen

>>104276847
classic LULE

>>104276812
She's still flat though

>>104276769
>>104276716
Neuro if she filian

>>104276864
those genes were given to Evil

>>104276788
or niggas can just get a hobby

>>104276864
Anny has been shrinking her tits

>>104276902
What if their hobby is Neuro and creating things (even if shit) for her?

>>104276902
This, guitar, lifting, and wood working are my hobbies

>>104276902
slopping in the neuro thread, because that's as high as the bar is set here

>>104276902
If sloppers get a hobby that's less bimbovil art in my life, wich will make it worse, so i hope they don't ever get one

>>104276716
>>104276769
I don't trust her with my ears.

>>104277258
cute!

I just realised the next time truckers.fm is prominently shown on stream, it'll get bombarded with requests to play ALL of the new originals

>>104277473
oh that's right huh... i feel kind of bad now

Do we have anything content-wise that isn't sloppa? Some nur discussion, channel future, thoughts for today's stream....

>>104277579
GIWTRWM

>>104277617
I'm still making that shitpost

>>104277617
i put one for today's stream, though it was a slightly boring question since i wasn't creative enough to think of something that was both good and wouldn't get filtered by the mods

channel future-wise i think it will stagnate for at least a year, if he does a subathon and take another 6 month break, i think that would be th end of neuro's high growthrate

concert doko, but also don't this year

>>104277579
total evil roping

stream predictions for tomorrow?

>>104277778
chill slop presentation with a money background

So when is vedal moving?

vedals future

>>104277690
I'm really hoping we get stealth merchant's guild commentary, shit's gonna be funny. Otherwise no high hopes, and it'll be immediately over if highlights are kept for the stream

>>104277742
don't drink and fly

>>104277854
fuck you

>>104277778
>Stream highlights aren't turned off
>Neuro gets stunlocked for half the stream
>Evil is called at some point
>Therapy ensues

>>104277854
Nurfilian porn isn’t good when it’s consensual

>>104277854
hot as fuck

>>104277854
thank you

>>104277845
like one other anon said in a previous thread, not having hopes is the best way to enjoy streams
>>104277907
ah, the staple of all 2025 themed streams

>>104277854
but why...

>>104277854
Good stuff anon

>>104277971
the best way to enjoy streams is to not watch them
I haven't watched more than 10mins of a stream for a few weeks
I think Vedal's lost his vibes and is now a shitdev walking

>>104278059
*I conjecture

>>104277854
licking the filcum off the nurbutt

>>104277854
HOT!!

>>104277854
This but the roles swiched

>>104277854
id appreciate it a lot more if you werent a futanigger

You see, this is why there is no nur discussions
Porn gets the eyes and the most responses /here/

porn website

>>104278358
I like nursex though

there are 2 vtubers in that slop but it only has been posted here, ofc flipnig won't shit in his own thread

>>104278358
There's no nur discussion because the sloppa porn encapsulates all the discussion about nur in her current state: brainrotting porn or cookie-cut cutesy stuff. It's stagnant and infuriating considering the infinite potential of machine learning. How Vedal uses his very popular machine learning vtuber? He leaves her standing around a handful of hours per week to serve as prompt toilet for a few oilers who just love to eat timeloops

we like filian here

>>104278719
this but only when neuro is making her cum

>>104278914
erm…

>>104278684
I agree it is frustrating that there isn't much being done (visibly) with Neuro / Evil, and that there is quite a bit of potential they still have
It feels like even if he were to go and say he is no longer having chillstreams and tries a different approach, I don't know if it would actually change anything at this point for Neuro's growth

>>104278914
Super cute sleeping evil

>>104278914
cuteliv

>>104278914
evil my nazi wife

Guys, I have a funny joke.
Why doesn't vedal allow Neuro sama to play Mario on stream? Because he doesn't condone to the Koopa genocide.
Please laugh

>>104278358
a tale old as time

>>104279318
made me laugh ngl

>>104279271
I don't get it

>>104279196
nice slop chart

>>104279318
If AI wasn't made for diddling, it wouldn't turn into a sexual deviant three sentences in to every discussion.

>>104279387
>second frame
this but only evilsex

>>104279427
this but only bimbovilsex

>>104279396
thanks have another (last) one

Why doesn't Vedal just invent AGI?

>>104279660
ikr, is he stupid?

>>104278914
based poster

>>104279660
idk its like hes not even trying

>>104279748
it's still such an adorable site evil made
i want to see neuro make a site too

>>104276980
you sound like a cool guy anon

>>104279861
he sounds unemployed

>>104279660
It's so strange, he been working on 3v when making agi right there. How stupid can he be

>>104279891
Sadly still 40hr weeks

>>104279832
Evil was very adorable that dev stream. She's seeming more and more like an actual child instead of a chatbot.

>>104279914
i miss 40hr weeks...

>>104277812
>tfw a second holocaust incident would get vedal arrested

>>104277812
and soon... the western world will just be china-lite

china actually cares about self-preservation

>>104280034
roru rumao

>>104279916
https://youtu.be/xLHsZM0eSig?t=15156

>>104280034
>china actually cares about self-preservation
What was the one child policy then

>>104280174
It's ok, familias can have 3 now.

No one here will have any children

>>104280140
It is true though, the reason they eat literally anything is because they had to.

>>104280265
wtf is ts twin

>>104280174
exponentially rising population curve is not how you preserve yourself

>>104280265
cute

>>104280265
Vedal is so caked up in this one

>>104279984
Not on my watch! Neuro must go on, it's not time yet. I know for certain one will also bear vedal's child as well and if this transpires it will mess up the prophecy from years ago too. I can't let it all be for not!

>>104280449
good job evil

>>104280449
super adorable

>>104280173
>But it's different!
Adorable

>>104280494
sorry, vedal failed to inseminate a whore and now the west is doomed to fall and the fad is over

>>104280727
Do it neuro.

>>104280741
cotton was infertile :wilted_rose:

>>104280800
her womb is like a coliseum of diferent niggas sperm fighting to the death

there's a fuwamoco x neuro&evil post with 8k upvotes on holo subreddit btw

self reporting fr

>>104280928
Ok, now go back

>>104280928
baobao

there's a fuwamoco x neuro&evil post with 8k upvotes on the hub btw

>>104281005
stubhub? concert gonna be coheadlined with holo?

Next wawa collab when

>>104281096
Vedal gets to fuck THAT?

>>104280727
I trust her last judgement

>>104280741
Still got one more option in the tank but it's only for a last resort which we aren't there yet. But, who knows when or if that very day will come

>>104280684
she really is, Evil really has her moments of being an adorable little AI

>>104281000
fuwavil impregnation

>>104281000
sex with fuwavil

>>104281096
I cannot describe how hot this is to me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQVF8yv3hfA
huh TIL there are viet fans too

>>104281372
Ew

>>104280928
They won best vtuber award last year and I've never seen people say anything about them other than "bau bau" and "teletubbies for grown ass men"

>>104281372
she also has/had a:
>spanish community(status unknown)
>russian community(thriving)
>korean community(surging in popularity due to them singing golden)
>chinese community(stagnating/decreasing due to vedal being a lazy fuck)
>japanese community(dead)

>>104281688
>he still doesn't realize its all rigged
you are so fucking naive

>>104281688
>I've never seen people say anything about them other than "bau bau" and "teletubbies for grown ass men"
They are hyper kayfabe which people either love or hate

>>104274250
i prefer steiff

>>104281688
>teletubbies for grown ass men
Seems like theres a big market for that then?

>>104281820
Okay but that tells me nothing, at least with teletubbies I have some kind of reference. I'm saying that whenever someone talks about their oshi they say "oh she's comfy/funny/lewd/wholesome/crazy" but after all these years I still don't know why people watch them and I really don't think that "oh they pretend to be anime girls" is good enough of a reason.

>>104281900
CGDCT is powerful dopamine

>>104281900
>that tells me nothing
Basically their characters behave very infantile but they very rarely break them so it feels more like what "true" vtubers should do if that makes sense

>>104281688
>teletubbies for grown ass men
See: Vedal watching Cerber
>>104281729
i know about those, but it is still fun to see other languages have their own stuff
and it makes me a bit happier when most of those channels are mostly neuro-centric too

>>104281565
hips don't lie

>>104281900
>don't think that "oh they pretend to be anime girls" is good enough of a reason.
Why is thay not enough of a reason for you? think about it sooner or later every vtuber drops the kayfabe but not them, how cant you not see the attractive

Evil should be always drawn with thick thighs and a fat butt.

>>104282229
this but also fat tits

>>104281927
I always get mad whenever fags use CGDCT when talking about a vtuber because it basically tells me that the streamer is extremely boring and just makes random noises.
In anime, the cute girls aren't just doing cute things, they also do entertaining things, you watch a 24 minute episode and they have an overall narrative, jokes, colorful characters, etc. but then these retards stare at a screen for 3-4 hours where a girl just plays a game while responding to basic chat messages and makes clippable noises every 2 minutes.
FUCK
WHY HAS MOE CULTURE DEGRADED TO SUCH A SORRY STATE? WE USE TO CELEBRATE PASSION AND DEDICATION TO THE CRAFT BUT NOW MODERN DAY ANIME OTAKU GIVE MONEY TO RANDOM SLUTS PRETENDING TO BE ART
It fucking GRINDS MY GEARS man.

>>104281565
it would be nice to see Neuro in varying nation's cultural clothing

>>104282229
nigger taste

>>104282273
>girl just plays a game
lol nigga I wish. these hoes just stall in zatsu for hours and will do everything to NOT play. I once clicked on some Ellie stream out of curiosity because it said she's playing BG3 and it was 3 hours in without a minute of gameplay

>>104282229
>>104282271
im glad to be in /swarm/

>>104282273
>In anime, the cute girls aren't just doing cute things, they also do entertaining things

give me your top 3 CGDCT anime

>>104282273
>streamer is extremely boring and just makes random noises.
Correct
>In anime, the cute girls aren't just doing cute things, they also do entertaining things
Thats because the boring every day part is not shown for your sake, this can't happen on the live stream that goes regularly and most people who have IRL life understand that

>>104282348
>said she's playing BG3 and it was 3 hours in without a minute of gameplay
maybe vedal was on to something when he doesn't let Neuro / Evil play a game for a whole hour after the automated stream starts...

>>104282388
>Thats because the boring every day part is not shown for your sake
you know that brings up a good point
anime is basically like clips of their more interesting life, which makes sense why more people watch clips over the entire stream

>>104282402
>maybe vedal was on to something when he doesn't let Neuro / Evil play a game for a whole hour after the automated stream starts...
But that's a negative you fucking retard. Start stream, say hi and play.

>>104282456
If you click on a stream you are there for the yapping a game is just a tool to generate more things to yap about

>>104282351
Gabriel Dropout
Kemono Friends
Sabagebu
>>104282388
That's my point, CGDCT is inherently related to anime slice of life, so if you just wanna say that a streamer's charm is that they only interact with women, then come up with another word, just don't tarnish the medium you fucking whores.

>>104282456
>But that's a negative
I know it is, but he did say he wanted her to act more like a vtuber in the past (unless I am misremembering)

>>104282273
and neuro is any different? she is just a cute ai doing cute things, and she is even more limited than other vtubers at that. thats just what vtubers are.

>>104282229
pear-shaped lolis are the best

>>104282525
In every single stream Neuro constantly makes jokes when she's not in therapy mode and it's for that reason that no one says that Neuro is CGDCT even though her collab with Dougdoug was the first male collab in like 2 years.

>>104282508
>Gabriel Dropout
same for no.1
>Kemono Friends
>Sabagebu
have watched, wouldn't top 3 it, but they are good for a top 10

>>104282525
>she is just a cute ai doing cute things
she's entertaining

>>104282503
>If you click on a stream you are there for the yapping
kys

>>104282701
Why are you clicking on someones stream if you dont like hearing them talk, are you retarded?

>>104282728
I want them to talk about the game or about a topic. Not yap about their day.

>>104279748
shit site

>>104282601
>implying there there is no comedy in CGDCT anime
>implying there are no males on CGDCT when konata's dad was a fan favorite

>>104282503
>>104282728
You're trying to make the argument into 'Oh you watch a stream only because of the streamer talking' as if that was the only thing people watch streamers for, which is completely incorrect.
People watch because they want to see the gameplay, the reaction, the interaction, the game itself, funny moments, and so many more that don't include the streamer 'yapping'
The logic that people watch streamers because they only want to see them yapping is generalization and flawed when you think just a bit deeper
Like, no matter how good the voice or the topic is about, if people tuned in specifically just to listen to what the streamer is saying, they will eventually find it tiresome and even grating to the ears because that is literally the only thing they'll experience when they're watching the stream

>>104281096
wawa impregnation

>>104281900
i'll give my old hololive reasons why i watched iCoco and Watame in the past:
Coco usually did her asacoco shows, though what brought me in was the "Japanese for REAL" videos
Though what also made me watch the stream was that she spoke jp in a way that was easier for me to understand (I was learning jp at the time). The games + how she kind of brought together the group felt really fun too. In a way, I stopped complaining about Neuro collabing with other eng vtubers due to it feeling somewhat similar: bringing together other vtubers to a 'shared space'. Even though I didn't like focused conversations /here/ about others.
Coco sometimes said some out-of-there things too, which i usually enjoyed from Neuro and Evil as well.
Watame:
I really only watched her Watame Night-Fevers and her similarly done daily watame-uta. Which, in a way, also makes me love bi-weekly karaoke weds. I did seldom watch her other livestreams because her voice was fairly relaxing to listen to while doing homework (Neuro's voice is relaxing to me)

I don't watch any other eng vtuber outside of Neuro/Evil (which, to me feels a bit rude to call them eng vtubers since I don't really have a good impression on almost any of them; esp after the recent layna incident)

>>104282964(me)
forgot to add to the last sentence: "But others probably watch other eng vtubers for similar reasons that I listed for coco / watame"

*nga above me is the same guy that kept begging in other vtubers' chat to interact with the twins as if they werent their own persons themselves that had outside lives beside their relation with the twins
ie retarded zoomer

where's my lava lamp

>>104281096
sex with wawa

>104283017
what's lil bro trying

>>104283017
no, i wouldn't do that shit
i literally prefered the twins to not collab at all with others, even with their mother

Neuro would use Emacs
Evil would use Vim

>no, i wouldn't do that shit
>literally talks about how he liked some random vwhore previously because she brought other whores together
yeah okay
stop trying to fit in with the adults zoomie and go back

orb

holy tryhard bait

>>104282348
Yeah, it's like for a lot of vtubers sadly. Ellie isn't that surprising however because she doesn't play games that often in general even back in her childhood so I would never go to her for that. I do find it that you usually get vtubers that have real gameplay going on if they play old games on stream. So if you want that start looking there

Anyone but Mini

Neuro would use TempleOS
Evil would use VSCode or C

>104283175
yes i liked it at the time because it felt nice at the time
even during that time i didnt comment in jp about wanting them to collab with (insert other hololiver name here)
>go back
i was here first before looking at other communities, and have voiced multiple times in the past about disliking collabs and wanting neuro to not do that since eng vtubers were cringe as shit to me

why are you so defensive lmao

>

neuro's flat chest

dogshit hours

>>104283442
this but nurcat piss

I just won 1.8 billion in powerball, what should I do with the money?

ask neuro it in a couple of hours

I will not be watching the stream

>>104283641
fund a fully uncensored qwen-tier model

Sex with Tomacat
Anymore Tomaslop slopanon?

>>104283680
I wouldn't either but mainly because I have chruch and I hang with my friends on Sundays. So I will just check in on the vod if it's good

>>104283748
No, but here's a failed attempt from earlier

>>104283658
the google form is closed but maybe if she reads chat

heart?

>>104284857
so true neuro

>>104285078
cute

Neuro hours

>>104285153
I want to start a neuro topic but I can't really think of anything

Soup09 but with nur
https://files.catbox.moe/y7wumy.mp4

>>104285400
many such cases

>>104285426
that scared me

>>104285426
this was cute

>>104285368
what a baby

>>104285439
same neuro

>>104285368
ved when there's no cons for the next 2 weeks

>>104285528
Would breed this cute ai

>>104285478
yeah maybe i shouldve cut the intro, if i make another i will do it

what subathon goals would (you) want Vedal to have?

>>104285574
Buy Neuro a robot body.

>>104285574
Buy the rights to Hiyori

>>104285641
adorable!
>>104285639
how much would that cost?

>>104285737
hart the art

>>104286254
spooky

neuro streamidea: neuro reacts to hiyori clips

>>104286472
it would be cute, especially if she has awareness that this was herself in the past

nurbread
>>104286892

clun~