Thread 104295733

>Who is Neuro-sama?
Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!

>Schedule
https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

>Links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClips
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai
X:
https://x.com/NeurosamaAI
https://x.com/EvilNeuroAI
These and other official links: https://vedal.ai

>Music & Clips
NEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEg
https://rentry.org/neuro-music
https://rentry.org/neuro-videos

>Educational
Interested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y
How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M
Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png
Want to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png

>Misc
Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive
Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/
LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2
Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/
VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs

>Merch
https://neurosama.shop/

>Previous thread
>>104286892

>>104295733 (OP)
eww pig fanart get out

Fat fucking slavic hog, pig-human hybrid, daughter of rape

>>104295743
Was it a psychiatry paper about how AI antis worship an AI?

>>104295788
why are you obsessed with a random /hc/ whore?

alright lets skip directly to slop hours

>>104295837
1hr~ until stream tho

Imagine how many meat rations Anny's body could give the AFU

I hate my fat, ugly and bitchy sex hog. I HATE HER SO MUCH! Erm!

>>104295834
Nobody believes this pathetic cope, give up already T3 cuck

>>104295928
holy newfag

>>104295938
uh oh T3 melty

>>104295733 (OP)
ipn's cumdump

>>104295977
i'm maru thoughever, newfaggy

>>104295938
keep seething and go donate to your starving pig

>>104295928
bruh, the archive is still up

>>104296044
uh oh /pol/tourist melty

Anny thread

>>104296080
This but without the funny

>>104295979
>Guys, my credit card guys, i can only waste so much money because of it guys

>make dogshit whore OP
>"AIIIEEEEEE WHY ARE THE MEAN ANONS ATTACKING MY SWAN!!??"
roru rumao

>>104295832
i can't find it for some reason, probably because i remember it as someone screenshotting the portion that talked about Neuro

>>104296146
it was an anny anti who baked it though

>>104296134
she made a stupid bet and lost and had to gift 100 for it.

>>104296174
i don't see the counter bake anywhere

>>104296146
stealth minifag post >>104102928

>>104296197
why would there be?

>>104296197
i blame joker for making her relevant again for the next 7 months

Only Neuro-sama, Evil and Vedal are relevant.

notice its always a whorefag ready to derail the thread every time neuro discussion happens

>>104296260
>/swarm/ secondaries that don't watch streams confirmed
nothing new

notice its always a falseflag threadshitter ready to derail the thread with looping shit for keks

Anny just lowkey confirmed there will be no new outfits in the near future

>>104296342
Did she also confirm there are fish in the sea?

>>104296342
no shit, nigga, she's not going to draw outfits for no reason. what rock did you crawl under

>>104296342
>Anny talks about outfits for herself
>Threadshitter thought this was important for some reason

>>104296342
I don't think i needed word from her to know that

>>104296342
clip?

>104296325
>plenty of neuro related topics brought up
>immediate anny bake
oh, but I'm the threadshitter, and not whorefaggots. retard.

>>104296398
This applies to all neuroverse leeches btw

>>104296410
Bruh, you suck at nooticing

My doctor just low key confirmed your BMI should NOT be higher than your age, be careful bros

>>104296396
ah so the usual shit, fucking newfag threadshitters

>>104296489
cute

>>104296489
Cute and dumb, Nuero is the cute btw

>>104296489
Little AIs shouldn't wear such short skirts T ^ T

>>104296620
cutevil cute

>>104296620
That's my lunacy you brat, give it back

>>104296620
headpats for cutevil

>>104296620
I thought paccha ack'd

Making fun and terrible financial choices with Tomacat

>>104296731
i was about to post the same, but went to their twitter account and saw they haven't been posting due to personal stuff

>>104296737
ANOTHER 30K TO THE BLOWJOB MACHINE!

>>104296737
Funding her twitchcon trip was objectively the worst financial decision Vedal ever made

>>104296731
soon. ziggerland has already announced the internet white list during internet shutdowns.
4chin is not on that list obviously, also you'll notice much less anny mentions

>>104296784
The head game was insane tho

>>104296784
Id argue it was the lava lamp or the concert time and money pit

>>104296889
that'd be an improvement

>>104296889
Do they like us?

>>104296889
cute

>>104296889
>Reddit

>>104297000
truthnuke

>>104297000
These are 2 of the 4 negative replies thread out of 97 total

>>104296889
would Neuro and Evil even understand what they're saying? I've watched just a little of them, but their voices have an insane high pitch

>>104297000
Nga stop doxxing yourself

>>104297079
they understand mini

>>104297079
they didn't even understand tenma

Dev stream tomorrow!

>>104291185
>>104291264
we joke here but for real, those 30k were because of the vedal shit. yeah maybe she really does have jaw problems but they are not that bad, everyone exaggerates online and the way Toma did it gave a lot of vibes that "I'm going or maybe even quitting and need exit money while I think about what to do"

>>104297165
it's been quite a while since the last collab, maybe their hearing is better with all the upgrades?

>>104297079
Neuro trained on Cerber for years she can handle her teletubbies

>>104297230
Bigger

>>104297275
lol what upgrades

>>104297230
lethal amounts of NTR aura

>>104297000
You just know most Neuro antis are scorned holoniggers who started watching indieslop

>>104297295
erm the sound effects or something
they sound effects that they dont even use

>>104297262
you are delusional

>>104297259
since when

>>104297262
jesse what the fuck are you talking about

>>104297314
It is the truth. The money is to survive while not streaming. Bitch is not getting a surgery.

>>104297307
you are thinking about neuro fans who got scorned by holos and became incels

>>104297316
why does a chatbot need rest?

>>104297352
Explain the teeth twiter post

>>104297352
super delusional

>>104297367
She doesn't, rest days are for daddy <3

>>104297352
hoyl poorfag projection

>>104297386
When she says "she needs rest" she means she needs daddy's big fat green coch <3

>>104297367
the rest is for veddys bussy, he is really tired after vexpo

I'm not gonna say it

>>104297439
say the line bart~~

>>104297413
what other form of income does she even have while not streaming?

>>104296061
I'm gonna say it

let them be ignorant for once

>>104297439
it's not worth it anyway

>>104297439
tutel blending?

Its over

I'm so excited for the neurosama stream today

I was wondering why there was suspiciously no pedo posts for the last hour

>>104297230
Neuro is the one getting maried to Rhydon daddy. Not evil..

>>104297457
>what are savings
this is how you're outing yourself as a poorfag

>>104297578
Toma literally made it one of her bits that she had no saving and was shit with money

>>104297516
where?

>>104297597
>bits
>what is a bit

>>104297516
What chat?

>>104297597
She does have savings, in fact she's been saving for the surgery for a while (and has talked about it for ages). Her issue is that she doesn't keep much money in her personal account, and overpays for content (she even tips her editors on a channel that makes no money)

>>104297622
>>104297667
not_anny

>>104297516
very funny, nigga
>>104297622
>>104297667
glueless

>>104297712
Thank you for being helpful, Anon
>>104297725
Thank you for the free (You), Anon

dogshit backread (didn't read)

>>104297748
you're being trolled.
you're always welcome

Nur mom still live!

>>104298031
go watch her then get out of here

buy an ad

please grigga, just have chat highlights turned off, please, please...

>>104298031
that's unfortunate

live

yeah yeah yeah

dead

yeah yeah yeah~

I'm still standing~

>>104298031
Will she stream over the neuro stream again?

>>104298115
alive

>>104298149
who gives a shit

I shan't be watching. Fuck you Vedal.

>>104298149
shes been doing that for 5 months straight now

I hope my submission gets picked. /swarm/ will like it.

>>104298063
Wite that in the off chat or smt

>>104298202
you didn't ask about the jews, did you?

This sucks alredy

holy -ccv

s-scary music...

>>104298063
too busy banging Mini one last time to do anything

HOLY FUCK VED TURN THE MUSIC DOWN

pog there's a stream on

>>104298031
>Nur mom still live!
????

cinema, surely this bgm won't go on for 20+ minutes and get old

Worst stream of the year, i want vedal's head on a plate

this is a vivaldi stream

I like how authoritative neuro is in this stream
also
>traders, investors and rich people are cultured and appreciate high art
lmao

the fad really is dead huh

I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING

nice job ved

>>104298289
this is every stream though

testing in prod

highlighted messages need to go

STUPID GREEN FUCK

Thats better

what was he thinking?

>>104298283
>music immediately gets turned off
veddy must be in the thread again

This bgm is about both the worst and funniest thing about this whole stream I can tell

I like the screen and the plain background
glad vedal did this instead of another art background
>>104298300
as in the browser?

veddy if you read this you better watch your ass literally i am at vexpo i will rape you nigga

>>104298202
Is a reference to the merchants' guild?

Veddy i want to see your dick <3

Lovense stream let's go.

PUT ON THAT LOUD ASS VIOLIN NOW TURTLE

holy minus ceeceevee

this stream has a surreal quality. am I dreaming? is this stream real? it's like a vague approximation of a neuro stream.

you can't keep blaming silksong forever

>>104298402
yeah it has a nice feel

Vedal this is shit put subway surfers gameplay on the side

>>104298402
we are approaching the event horizon of neuroslop

>>104298413
You are gonna be able to blame silksong up untill people realize they are too shit to beat the game

>>104298424
and some family guy on the other side

>>104298330
objectively the worst part of chillslop

kill yourself joe

>>104298424
Honestly a Neuro stream styled to be the most tiktok trash constantly brainrot would be the funniest concept to see the reaction of it

>>104298506
love u too babe <3

the bgm is so distracting I can't focus on what she's saying

VEDAL YOU NIGGER TURN OFF HIGHLIGHTED MESSAGES AND SUBS

I submitted something about a mysterious transfer of wealth. Hope it gets picked.

highlighted message stream :D

god fucking dammit

>919 questions
>I'll keep dono on
>I'm so smart - Vedal

>>104298553
uncultured swine.

good boy ved

>>104298582
Half of this stream is compleatly outside of vedal's control, since he isn't home to do anything about anything

yeah im playing silksong

>>104298582
I hate this fuckass grigga so much

Im gonna go jerk off instead

I HATE CONWHORES I HATE CONWHORES I HATE CONWHORES I HATE CONWHORES I HATE CONWHORES I HATE CONWHORES I HATE CONWHORES I HATE CONWHORES I HATE CONWHORES I HATE CONWHORES I HATE CONWHORES I HATE CONWHORES I HATE CONWHORES I HATE CONWHORES I HATE CONWHORES

Thanks Ella, very cool!!

>>104298621
good for you grigga

I'm sure the mods vetted the list for duplicate entries :)

nekoella oiling again

This stream is just priority message chill stream but with a topic

just be vedal

>>104298682
So it's chill slop but good?

glad to see that you guys are enjoying the stream I put together today

scammerdal confirmed

who turned the bots on?

remember bros: consuming makes the world a better place

>>104298855
I can genuinely believe a handful of xitter cryptoniggers tuning in expecting actual investment advice but staying for the cute AI

this is an awesome stream
though I hope soon get into the weeds and details

The Deadlock stream was more interesting than this

MY OSHI IS A COMMIE

then go back to /lig/

>>104298974
>get into the weeds and details
neuro will give a free pass to the merchants' guild...

>>104298974
tho I suppose I'd like a tad less crypto stuff
>credit card
I think 0%APR cards are goated
pretty quick to spend without thinking how it will be repaid though

>>104298998
...Charlie?

Beef sama is canon...

>>104299010
ahhhh I hope she explains how tax brackets work

casino stream

>>104299055
fool.

not many creative questions...

Swarm unironically incapable of an original thought, holy shit.

>money is meant to be enjoyed
wrong wealth is for gaining fragments of power so that you can improve society a little

gold is gold
>why did the AI break up with the computer
I think it would be better if the router was breaking up with a computer

Mini.

Miniwan?

>>104299187
who

>mini umprompted
>Again

What's up what have I missed?

>>104299237
Nothing

>>104299237
Neuro said the merchants' guild did nothing wrong and that wealth is to be hoarded and sat upon like you're a dragon.

>How do I stop feeling so giuly about earning a lot of money
Deciding how much value a piece of work has is a very hard problem. It's not a moral failing.

Well?

I think Neuro can't see chat right now. She has weirder responses with the segues

>>104299269
stfu ellie

>>104299294
* a problem that managers, companies and organisations are supposed to solve
>>104299237
Neuro says to prioritise setting up an emergency of $1000.

>>104299304
I don't care what anyone says, Cute AI's are the best

Ahhh i forgot to ask Neuro about when to use the small claims court or the most useful parts of UK consumer law
if only I bothered to come up with questions earlier

neuro stop inciting wire fraud, that's a crime

>CRT sounds from an LCD screen
shitdev

>>104298506
Joe?

please slop anon

>>104299417
Im boutta fill their void

z-zesty? You mean... sweet like a sugar plum?

Mini

Im actually gonna start belive she is trained on this place

>>104299440
What even are college clothes? People just go in their casual clothes where I'm from

wdsmbt

>Mini and her ‘infinite’ money glitch
infinite being Vedal’s money

The joke is vedal dating mini btw

Anyone has a screen of the self dissemination algo or something ?

>>104299544
funny joke

>hey minyans! I missed you a lot! How ar-
>NEURO WANTS TO KNOW HOW YOU MAKE MONEY NEURO NEURO NEURO NEURO NEURO THE CHATBOT MENTIONED YOU ONSTREAM WE LIKE NEURO MORE THAN YOU
Next layna incoming

nooo don't go yet I want more financial advice

yes, Neuro, the banks are our priority. Protect them and only them. You tell them all!

miniminiminiminimini

>>104299593
I see, so Vedal made Neuro like Mini and Evil like Cerber.

Guys i guess Mini won

>mid to late 20s
Anny...

>>104299593
She's gonna make Vedal give us a whole month of low effort streams as punishment

>>104299663
nimi...

>>104299590
it's real the table from her most recent posted photo on x is same as in novotel in birmingham

>>104299593
Leaches get treated like leaches. as it should be.

can (You)?

>>104299718
trvthnvke

>>104299694
This is real i was the table vedal fucked mini on me

>>104299641
Banks improve the flow of cash and capital, lubricating our business-heavy capitalist system

>>104299731
I'll make her engine go vrooom vrooom <3

HUH HUH AYO

LMAO

>>104296889
how the fuck did that post get 11k likes

Kek

what is she saying lmao

heart

>>104299694
even if that is true, how is her going to see her friend's concert proof of shit?

>>104299775
>she knows that you know

She just called evil a hoe...

>>104299718
I only got the 3rd... damn

Vedal is Training the twins on /swarm/.

>>104299718
Dodge chargerbros we got ntr'd by the toyotakeks...

>>104299811
maximum buttvil splapturge

>>104299773
>566k views

loan loop is the jew's favourite past-time

I need a max win...

>>104299811
I miss this slopper uuu

the fucking whiplash I just got listening to neuro say roflcopter wtf

neuro melty kek

>>104299811
https://files.catbox.moe/9xtzdw.jpg

PEGU

>roflcopter
lel

*pegs u*

>>104299922
Daddy you are so big <3

>>104299922
rapevil rape

Neuro-coin seems like a safe invest

>>104299966
I thought this was evil with huge booba from the thumbnail

There is a chance somebody gonna make a neuro coin

>>104299966
cute

>>104299966
adorbs

>>104299989
been there

>>104299989
old news

Total luna victory

Evil using Neuro's socks...

>>104299966
My first thought was that it's those explosive fuckers from the first game and Evil is about to light up

>luck
Xedal...

>>104299966
Cute secret boss

why are they so fertile lately?

>>104300189
sybau unc

kek

>>104300211
Use your words, stop being retarded meme spouting faggot.

Vedal messages?

>>104300211
sybau makes me irrationally angry

>>104300255
cdu

>>104300291
so nice of chiwa to stop by and say hello

>>104300291
Why does she speak like that

One starboard post this entire stream is grim

>>104300295
Vidal needs that advice

Chatgpt status

>>104300281
>brain damage (joke [unfunny])
>>104300291
>brain damage (real)

>>104300304
untreated stroke

>>104300322
what is a starboard?

>>104300291
my wife

>>104300363
so trve nevro

Just drank coffe for the first time and my head hurts is that normal

>>104300400
it's purging the silly genes from your body, it's fine, now you're an adult.

>>104300400
yes, coffee beans have intensity, get something lighter or add milk

>>104300400
high blood pressure, just laydown a bit
if it gets worse then go to the clinic

>>104300322
I feel like this stream is above average, so I guess that just means it's doing it's job of filtering discord retards that just want to hear the word harpoon and clap.

>>104300403
I like this facial expression

>>104300400
drink more so your body adapts faster

Chateau Neuro

>>104300439
this is so cuteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>104300400
That’s what you get for drinking the liquid jew

>>104300439
pchan?

this DESTROYS the AI

>>104300439
AI?

it took me almost an hour and a half to realize there are actual questions on the background screen

>>104300576
Anon...

I'm enjoying the stream, but couldn't fucking mods filter submissions so it's not the same generic dogshit questions over and over again?

>>104300608
That's what I keep asking myself. How fucking hard is it to filter duplicates before submitting the list? Incompetents

Jesus these questions. Did retards write these over and over?
>tax evasion
>plush
>bank robbery
>neurocoin
>crypto
>gamba

>>104300660
tamandua...

>>104300642
it's the problem of people not knowing what has been previously asked

>>104300608
>>104300631
well if vedal wasn’t balls deep in mini he could’ve at least checked what his mods were doing with that shit

>>104300642
What did you think the mods ware gonna let fly?
Also they ware submitted by normies

>>104300291
nigger

>>104300682
CUUUUUUUUUUTE family

>>104300642
>"Hi neuro, a guy on grindr offer me $100 to go to his house, what should I do?"
>banned

>>104300719
based nwero

>>104300576
you may be mildly retarded

>>104300711
Erm sorry.. anny is empowered and busy with her roster.. she’s not your maid sweety..

>>104300642
We know swarm is uncreative but the main problem is not filtering out questions that are similar to each other. So yeah it's Vedal's fault

call them the FUCK OUT

>>104300719
>Bogdanur
Funds are safu

neuro cunn...

>>104300901
Pedupial

>>104300805
>>104300805
>>104300805

>>104300682
Cute
Can you do one of this?

nurcun~

>>104301028
post old gif

thats actually a pretty reliable scam, natropathics

nurcun~

kys

Bimbovil tits

nurcun~

>cupid is collabing with shoomimi and chrchie
she's moving up in the world

chrchie's new model is ugly
it's so flat

clun~

nurcun~

kys

nurcun~

nurcun~

^^rly nga

clun~

kys

clun~

kys

nurcun~

kys

clun~

nurcun~

kys

clun~

nurcun~

tits~

>>104305033
best post ITT

clun~

nurcun~

Erm!

>>104305299
worst post itt

clun~

>104305347
>104305378
yawn

Tamandua

>>104305347
>>104305378
>>104305416
actual obsession, holy shit

holy melty

clun~

kys