Thread 104317253

Chocosensei is 40 years old and is so dysfunctional that she struggles to hold down a man. She covers up her pain with lesbianism and promiscuity but, truth be told, she wants a man to settle down with and make her feel safe. The problem is she's so old and so menhera that she can't keep a man.

>>104317253 (OP)
>dysfunctional that she struggles to hold down a man
No mortal man have ever survived a full night with this woman. That's why

>>104317362
Cover we very clear that all those disappearances were explainable and Choco had a solid alibi.

You really ought to remember that as well, anon.

>>104317253 (OP)
>promiscuous woman looking for a man to settle down with
eww

>>104317253 (OP)
>make her feel safe
Safe from what? Are they fighting zombies in Japan?

>>104319279
From herself. All women need a man to make them feel safe from themselves because deep down even women know they're too stupid to be in control

>>104319985
Don't know why I expected a reasonable answer.

>>104317253 (OP)
Choco:
>Will not want to spend much time with you
>Will prefer to play games instead
>Wants to sleep in separate rooms
>Wants to live separately
>You will need to be rich
>No smoking

>>104321369
That's more than agreeable for me. I like my alone time

>>104321369
Say less. I'm already erect

>>104321369
she won't have that attitude once I'm done with her
I will make her unable to live without my *****

>>104317253 (OP)
She’s not that old, but otherwise a fairly accurate assessment.

>>104317253 (OP)
hot

She's got high standards

>>104317253 (OP)
>so dysfunctional that she struggles to hold down a man
That's basically modern women in general.

Men can't get women. Women can't hold down men. It's the great circle of life.

>>104317253 (OP)
All men lose interest after seeing how her pussy is so loose it could fit a baseball bat with ease.

>>104326621
I'm tired of people on this bored pretending like this isn't true. "We love hags!" they say while looking at a 25 year old that has "age: 56" beside her drawing because an actual hag is loose, pudgy and wrinkly in the face. Choco doesn't look like that at all, none of them do at that age. It's almost worse than unicorn shit because at least there is like 1% of vtubers who actually are unicorns. There are no smoking hot virgin hags.

>>104325792
Holy moly. I need to go to Japan, get in the train, and find Choco to molest. I can do it!

>>104326902
>thinks he can satisfy Choco
anon...

I'd like to put a baby inside of this sleepy succubus.

>>104326790
>bored

>>104317253 (OP)
Hags…

>>104320058
lmao that's literally the most rational post i've seen on /vt/ in ages
fucking seethe sister

>>104326902
It doesn't have to be Choco, if you're white any Japanese girl will let you even if they don't say it.

>>104334432
True.

>>104321369
Outside of the rich part, I don't mind this arrangement. So what, we just meet up once or twice a week to bump uglies? Sounds good to me.

>>104334432
Fuck off, don't give Sanseito any more seats.

>>104317253 (OP)
would marry still

>>104321369
Choco rrat fighter here
>Choco has always said she doesn't want to be financially supported and she doesn't want to support some financially. You both pay your own bills.
>The house requirement was made up from catalog posters. She specifically said that she wants someone who WANTS to buy a house. Never said it had to be in Tokyo. There's places in and around Tokyo that aren't expensive.
>The "living separately" thing was that she doesn't want to spend the whole day together if you also worked from home. So rent a place that you can work from.
>She cleared it up right afterwards and said she wants to sleep together(she's a sleep hugger), eat together, bathe together and go out together. She also wants to keep going out with her friends.
>The reason she doesn't want to spend every single minute together is because of her mother and her friends having marriage problems.
>She's mentioned that some of her friends stopped talking to her after they got married. Apparently her friends husbands did the "my friends are your friends so you don't need your own friends anymore.". With how many people Choco knows she doesn't want that to happen to her.
>Late 2020 to early 2021 Choco's Mom would constantly fight with her dad. It got to the point Choco's Mom would go to her place unannounced with her luggage saying she was leaving her dad. Choco would end up cancelling streams to go mediate their fights.
>The reason her parents started fighting was because they spent all day together during the lockdowns. So that's why she's afraid of spending every single minute together.
>The reason she would LIKE her partner to have a car is because she likes driving dates.She also likes to travel to eat.

She will forever be a side woman

>>104341366
Same

>>104340386
damn okay so she's basically any other woman
where is she in the power rankings for attractiveness?

>>104340386
>she's a sleep hugger
I want to hold Choco all night and wake up every morning with my succubus wife in my arms.

>>104343604
She's very attractive. She just has more red flags than China so nobody wants to bite.

>>104343964
can you compare her to uhhhhhh meru