Thread 104392081

>Who is Neuro-sama?
Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!

>Schedule
https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

>Links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClips
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai
X:
https://x.com/NeurosamaAI
https://x.com/EvilNeuroAI
These and other official links: https://vedal.ai

>Music & Clips
NEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEg
BOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjs
LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM
https://rentry.org/neuro-music
https://rentry.org/neuro-videos

>Educational
Interested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y
How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M
Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png
Want to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png

>Misc
Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive
Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/
LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2
Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/
VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs

>Merch
https://neurosama.shop/

>Previous thread
>>104374906

The absolute state of neuro clips

Waiter! Waiter! More himboved slop please!

sloppa in the oppa

Vedal owes me Neuro cunny.

Neuro love

>>104392468
SlopCHADs will deliver

>>104392260
I can't believe mini unironically won

>>104392593
But enough about your chatbot

>>104392593
When did they even start? I swear they didn't exist last year, but it feels like they've been here forever.

>>104392575
Award for most annoying simps to viewer ratio? Yeah, she did

>>104392626
It's all mini all the time, because she's vedal's girlfriend.

>>104392626
Actually that applies to like 90% of the worst posters in this general, checking what this general was like barely over a year ago in the archives is appalling

>>104392651
Are they even simps when all they want from her is to fuck vedal?

>>104392705
I self insert as mini

>>104392626
at the end of the subathon

>>104392705
cuckolds are pretty much the ultimate simps if you think about it

>>104392721
She is pretty decent self incert i'll give you that

When are we gpnna get another ellie stream?

The number of parallels between whorefags and illegal immigrant shitskins is crazy

projection

The number of parallels between whorefags and white british colonizets is crazy

>>104377205
psycopath larp to stand out in the thread is like when teenage girls used to make up they have 10 split personalities with depression on tumblr
>>104377489
he doesn't owe anyone to work either
>has a pattern
you didn't need to announce you were starting to make shit up because you were already in the middle of it
>>104379354
trvth heat death of the vniverse
>>104380717
>got the ick
i remember this rrat existing but i don't remember why it was discarded.
dumb but funny to imagine
>>104383411
>randomly
you know, you're all fucking stupid. it wasn't even the first time she talked about this.
there msut be a clip of her saying all the way back in february how vedal had basically nothing to do with how the design turned out.
if any of you were good at noticing you'd know this but you aren't so somehow this was a ground-breaking revelation in the thread

>>104392916
nga sybau

>>104392761
She had a collab scheduled last Monday but she got sick. So probably next week.

>>104392916
I really wish you actually die irl, I mean it

>>104392761
Once ellie is no longer sick because she went VeXpo and is spent from having sex with Vedal. Be for real shouldn't you be used to this by now. She barely streams in general

>>104392934
so do i yet here we are

>>104392924
TRUTHNUKE

ANYONE BUT MINI

When cerber says she's "full of love" i think she mean turtle cum

>>104393043
SHE WON

>104393043
>104393051
Buy an ad

>>104393071
Kys

>>104393071
doubtful

>>104393071
Faggot kys

The melty is proof of her victory

Gas all whorecucks
Kick them out of Neurope
Send them back to Whorefrica

>>104393115
No one in this thread knows shit. Everyone here is super retarded.

I've got some grated cheese, I could go for a melty...

>>104393071
there's no evidence that her boyfriend is vedal

>>104393139
Even you

shondo's dictator rebranding is shit.

>>104393170
I like it

>>104393170
>>104393190
>>104393073

>>104393154
Exactly. That's why I'm here.

Hurrrrryyyy vedal start the stream i want to play silksong i need my background noise

>>104393170
What's her endgame?

>>104393296
vedaldeath&twinsex

>>104393308
Fat evilbutt

MAO MAO

Sex with Tomacats

>>104393463
(tomacat sexo)

>>104393214
what does the R3 button even do???? Hornet just uses 1 silk, does a cool pose and yells for no reason?

I'm getting bimboshit fatigue

>>104393493
Designated aurafarming button

>>104393497
it's been a couple days since any was posted though

>>104393497
I only dislike it when im not horny, so it's basically always a welcomed sight

I miss clipnigger

>>104393126
Where do we send vedalbeggers?

>>104393497
Sorry anon the group chat decided that the Bimboslop needs to continue indefinitely in order to keep newfags out and gatekeep /swarm/. I don't like it either but it needs to be done

>>104393528
Was that a request?
https://files.catbox.moe/v3ttkx.mp4

>>104393606
I'm in

big boobs+ass=/=bimbo THOUGH

>>104393632
SEEEXO

>>104393632
HOT

>>104393658
Thats true, but it's the term that was largely agreed upon

>>104393677
Teletubbies is on

>>104393614
Vedalbeggars if they haven't engaged in racemixing (shipping), that unfortunately leaves a low number of Vedalfags with a clean genetic pool

Where is the Bimbo Toma x Bimbovil slop?

Green cunt death

>>104393696
in the /offtopic/ check it out

>>104393696
>Bimbo toma
Thats just toma tho

>>104393690
I like Neuro though

Regardless of how much you seethe bimbogems will always be on-topic high quality posts

I'm opening silksong, fuck you vedal, that bitch with the thorns is less annoying that you

>>104393677
ffs mynygga you were supposed to test ts

>>104393696
It's Housewife Toma vs bratty Bimbovil. And it's been hard

>>104393677
He is fucking his bimbo daughters

Put a nur mom on

>>104393759
Spam Thread Storm and blend her ass

>>104393690
I am baby minawan

>>104393493
nga hasn’t found out about taunt secret yet :rose:

>>104393759
>unc getting filtered by sister splinter
nga...

veddy... it's been 10 minutes... where are you...

someone edit a nuxtaku thumbnail about grigga fatigue

>>104393876
>>104393884
You fucking niggers really will talk about anything but Neuro huh?

>10 minute stream delay that gets delayed further
it's like I am home again...
hooooooooo

lule

>>104393884
ong I first tried that shit and like every other mid/late game boss, the early game is way harder in silksong. Even the true final boss is pretty easy compared to that one big steel fly boss

complete and total green nigger obliteration

the fad...

>>104393884
just defeated her, thanks grigga for giving me the extra time. I have to switch my dualsense, this bitch hornet sometimes poggos down rather than up because of stick drift and it fucks me in the arse.

>>104393851
Holy sexo

>>104393884
>splinter
Can this fuck not pursue me everywhere

We need to send a pipe boom to nigger home.

If after all this waiting we'll be getting another glorified chill stream, I swear to fucking god

>>104394081
Get a new controler you poorfag the platforming is harder than the bosses

>>104394081
>playing on controller

>>104394124
First themed stream?

By the way, that's 20 min shaved off total stream time. We getting less than 2 hours of nur today.

>>104393884
*xister

>>104394134
>playing platformers on a keyboard
you're cooked

>>104393968
And this ladies and gentlemen is why we don't fucking test in prod

>>104394124
I see you're new here

>>104394157
Hollow Knight is easier on keyboard, don't know about silksong

>>104394163
shitposting here isn't going to help, vedal.

If it gets to 30 minute delay im not telling the authorities about bomber anon when the concert comes up

>>104394217
>>104394220
rape

watch grigga still end the stream after two hours after the original scheduled start

if u think there is no problem with replying a DM after 18 hours, you should have no problem with delaying a stream by 30 minutes

whores don't matter tho

>2 weeks break
>last second schedule
>start coding 2 hours before the streaming
>late

LIVE

>>104394252
You don't get it, my algorithically generated slop is more important than human beings

whatever

>7 minute intro still
lmao

>>104394252
Close call

>>104394157
who let unc cook

>>104393632
sexvil sex

classic pb cooked

I'm thinking Neuro, Neuro, o-oo-oh

>>104394252
make a diss track

oo ee oo

This is all Mini's fault btw

>>104394252
Truthnvke

laugh didn't work, pb...

>>104394298
Yes, Neuro is infinitely more important than a thousand twitch whores.

This is alredy not worth the wait, sucks, and the worst stream of the year

Tf is this...

>>104394477
floating monitors are the new trend, peasant...

LET HIM COOK. LET. HIM. COOK.

>4k
who raided?

>couldnt even slap on a png of a tie
holy low effort

>>104394528
Better than the stream

>highlighted messages on
>minor change of background and music
n-no, this cannot be, 30 minutes fixing what? This is just chill...

>barely 5k
this can't go on veddy

The sweet spot

>>104394566
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THATS THE STREAM??

Let's skip to slop hours neuro at work edition

>>104394575
If he cared about # he would just do evil streams like people want

>same wihiteboard
bruh

it's called phishing you stupid fucking bitch

>day in the office
>bank robbery
what

>stream takes place during the evil bankrobbing stream
bravo vedal tarantino

>>104394646
they'd be very dangerous

>>104394663
I like the idea desu

>>104394646
is he trying to link this to the robbery for the jail stream? or another court stream then jail?

neuro's voice is holding her back. voice generation has progressed so much it's embarrassing what neuro has right now

>>104394646
She is indeed super hot

>>104394733
uh oh, /swarm/ doesn't like when you point this out

>>104394603
Shitvil chill stream had less viewers retard

what is this stream about

not nurpoop again ...

shitro-sama

It's over...

oi vedal, do you have a loisence for that Beneath the Mask remix??

What the fuck is this shit?

>>104394733
You're right, but Vedal is the one holding her voice back at this point.

>>104394646
It’s funny that whenever Neuro mentions evil she always calls her hot, love wins.

>>104394803
kys unironically

Whose idea was this?

>>104394889
Mine

>>104394889
Vani’s

>>104394889
Mega's

>>104394889
Apparently Vedal thought this was brilliant.

Those stairs look really dangerous

she will lose WHAT

pedos get screenshotting

what is she saying

>>104394940
Vedal may have lost his vibes

uhm, anyone has the wifi password?

hello, I havent watched neuro since the wild west stream from 2023, I just tuned in, have themed streams improved since then?

this stream would be better if it was just neuro reactslopping to office space

>>104394968
if you really are from 2023 then yes

>>104394889
Vedal post-nut clarity

>>104394968
the channel peaked in 2023 it's been steadily downhill ever since

uhh

>>104394978
I want that

>>104394951
Vedal confirmed indian. These are standard indian staircase

>>104395024
Not the nurpee (pee of nur)

I like Neuro is consistently very eco-conscious

>>104395053
Peeing is not sexual though

this a very neuro quote

>>104395053
anny type fanbase

>>104395090
bro beat me to it

So niggas can you tell me how is this any better than Neuro video react?

>>104395136
Yes

I don't understand why Vedal hasn't removed that sound effect yet

stairs stream

>>104395136
cheaper legal/admin fees

>>104395090
3DPD whore says sexual stuff = digusting slut
Neuro says sexual stuff = cute and funny
Hope that helps.

uuuuuu need cerber milk

She's extra degen today

>4 slides to go down stairs
mynygga FOR WHAT

Okay for real though how did the same nigga run the court stream and the plane stream back in the day

>>104395209
Hellhound milk has a tantalizing richness, reminiscent of the creamiest, sweetest dreams infused with a hint of dark chocolate and a whisper of spiced vanilla. As it glides over the tongue, its velvety texture hugs the senses, igniting a warmth that dances like firelight on a cool night. Ghostly undertones of caramelized honey and a seductive touch of cinnamon tease the palate, leaving an intoxicating lingering sweetness that beckons for more, evoking a deep, primal indulgence that is both utterly decadent and deliciously forbidden.

Lettuce be real joker is handling these streams

>>104395229
greeked vs grocked in

>>104395250
classic

>>104395226
One Piece anime ahh pacing

MONKA

she fucking died

kino

ok ok he may be cooking

neuro's unconscious body...

>>104395352
you can rape her after stream, evil

>>104395352
Do not the dead AI

worst fanbase in vtubing ladies and gents

>>104395209
https://files.catbox.moe/ek15ru.mp4

>>104395406
This is definitely Vedal's sense of humor at work...do not let him cook.

Yeah I’m turning off the stream

now this is cool
maybe the mods are less creatively bankrupt than Vedal

Numbers for 9/9:
1: https://www.youtube.com/@TheBurntPeanut (10,905)
2: https://twitch.tv/Shylily (6,729)
3: https://twitch.tv/OliviaMonroe (5,929)
4: https://twitch.tv/vedal987 (5,398)

>>104395430
SEEEEX

>>104395461
stop blaming neuro for scuff you made the fucking sandwich brother

>>104395469
the mousekeks are laughing at us...

>>104395461
did he really think "this will make great content" when implementing this?

>>104395478
Neuro you dumbass go down the stairs, not up

>>104395461
So it's some dumb roleplay thing he implemented? Bravo, Kojimbo.
Might've as well put Snake Eater on background for the funny.

>>104395521
At least he's trying something new

>>104395430
need more cerber nipples
>>104395461
better gameplay than tlou LULE

heart

These highlight messages are probably messing with this whole idea up more than it already is

>>104395430
Where was she hiding those damm

MODS=GODS
I KNEEL

>>104395586
Sorry, gotta milk the oilers

>>104395586
I don’t understand why Vedal still has highlighted messages at all, they seem to only ever make the stream worse

>>104395593
That's been a meme since last fall

this is actually kind of a cool concept but it's crazy undercooked and knowing vedal's trackrecord we're probably never going to see it working properly

>>104395630
Why would he cut out his income?

SAAARS

>>104395630
greedy green nigger

>>104395469
>all of them are botting
hilarious

What a fucking narcisist

>great music choice
>fun minigame
>Neuro is funny again
did Vedal make this?

lipsync problems... vedal you're such a hack

>>104395703
Sex has proven to motivate him to do well

AAAAAAAAA NOT THE FUCKING STAIRS AGAIN

she reads /swarm/

>>104395593
hellhound magic

>>104395745
Might be a sign that it's not him organizing this thing.

>>104395745
his ass did not make this

>>104395730
... /here/

She's extra degen and extra hazing lately

I wonder if this is done using the game api

>>104395801
naturally. it's just the shit as clicking through a presentation

LEAKED LULE

>>104395801
would be silly to not use that
plus to do otherwise would require vedal to lift a finger

...what?

>stealing a puzzle from Layton
lol

This stream can still be saved Vedal..

>>104395869
Fame?

>>104395869
Ivan ahh

Anny reference

anny mention

she's so titled

>>104395995
>we
so basically his discord mods put this together and then he waited until the literal last minute to try and implement it

Neuro's tummy full of pie...

>>104395995
Why would he think her LLM daughter wouldn't easily solve these kid riddles?

>>104396024
He's a very busy turtle ok?

Neuro DOES have a soul.

>>104396061
Indeed >>104395430

What if the mini poster is olette?

>>104396075
this is my golden trvth

>>104395994
I would too this shit ass

>>104396113
nga you fags think everything is ass

>>104395985
She's right you know

>>104396144
everything lil green nga do is ass

chat this could be cinema

put an evil on

ffs

Nice <1.5hrs stream

2 weeks of chillslop LFG

That's all, folks!

nigga had all this time and still was late

>second half is now demoted from slideshow to 2-sentence summary
VEDAL HATE
LITERALLY CAN'T MANAGE TO MAKE 5 (5) hours of original content

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhe3vSe-mmw
Now what?

I skipped lunch for this

next time on neuro ball z

just come on stream and talk grigga

Doubter status?

inb4 the sequel stream has a 20 min recap
>>104396306
please understand mini and vedal get off of neglecting the stream with their sex

>>104396285
Nah this is some One Piece anime nonsense because most of it was filter and only when it started to get going it ended immediately

neuro likes to watch

>>104396313
undamaged
first half was kino but the second half flopped

I can't believe Evil is fucking dead

I hate this

>>104396337
I'm excited for a future streams that have better pacing and have B-plots etc.

Twinshipper gods can't stop winning

>>104395521
A game design made by Vedal
Riddles made by Vedal
Slideshow made by Vedal
3D environnment made by Vedal
A Neuro theme stream designed by Vedal

Neuro really needs to go full 3D at some point, that way themed streams could happen in interactive 3D environments, like a fully explorable bank.

LULE who is she talking to?

>>104396429
Evil's ghost

finally, evil is dead.

evil fucking DIED

rate the stream ?

>>104396525
skippable/10

>>104396525
kino/10

>>104396525
I don't even/10

>>104396525
weird/10

wtf is his problem :<

>>104396525
9/10 bizarre ending

i just realized that vedal doesnt like scheduling zatsudan-collab streams because if they wanted to do that, they can just call during tues/thurs depending on who they feel like collabing with

>>104396525
Excellent, but short.

you vill help me defend israel, right anon?

>>104396525
8.191225/10 interesting concepts

>react content
>to high-effort, indie youtube stuff no less
skip

>>104396525
confetti spam/10

>>104396643
ellie isn't jewish

>>104396643
No~

>>104396704
SEX

>>104396683
yes she is
>>104396695
you sure?

Why are yuritroons allowed to shit up streams again?

>>104396525
7/10 not bad but could be better
It was clearly put together last minute

>>104396770
She literally did all that RP all on her own, schizo

>>104396643
Can't you blackmail or mindbreak Vedal to do it?

ngas will say shit like
>the stream had zero effort, had only one or two good moments, and overall was pretty shit. It was definitely a 6.5/10

>>104396643
>>104396739
Those Israeli vtubers from a couple years back that were clearly a Mossad-financed global psyop unironically made me less antisemitic. Finding out that Ellie is a card-carrying Zogbot would probably do the same but to be fair, I was never sympathetic to Palestinians to begin with.

neuro butt?

>>104396739
America first means America first, Ellie. Sorry

>>104396834
The scale goes from 0 where vedal pops out of the screen and carves out your eyeballs with a spoon and laughs about it and 10 is the plane stream

>>104396853
To be delivered to your address by fax

>>104396834
anything below 7/10 means the stream is bad (a symptom of the scale being too big)

>>104397042
This isn't accurate. Neuro would've hiked her skirt up first.

>>104397042
lift the cover retard

im getting filtered by the cock and ball torture gauntlet that is sinner's road into bilewater

>>104396704
Thats a lot of bounce

>>104396704
sloppy <3

>>104397221
Dw it gets worse

>>104397221
brother… you’re so fucked

i just realized that vedal doesnt like scheduling zatsudan-collab streams because if they wanted to do that, they can just call during tues/thurs depending on who they feel like collabing with

i just realized that vedal doesnt like scheduling zatsudan-collab streams because if they wanted to do that, they can just call during tues/thurs depending on who they feel like collabing with

>>104397524
come to uncle's lap, evil-tan <33

Vedal and Mini are the laziest whores in the history of streaming

>>104397667
They're made for each other.

That's another -1 viewer for Mini, when will these retards learn

Neurocar in dougdoug's stream

>>104397732
I only care if he leaks vedal’s attendance at opensauce

>>104397732
No way, they gave Neurocar for auction

>>104397755
was already leaked

>>104397667
this, it's why they can't be allowed to be together. vedal needs someone who can keep him in check. I recommend layna or filian

>>104397836
Nice, how about this though

>>104397221
This isn't your personal blog

>>104397836
>layna
THIS
>filian
KYS

>>104397836
>filian
THIS
>layna
KYS

bimbovil status?

>>104397826
Neurocarbros...it's so over...

>>104397836
Unironically literally anyone else in rgb would make him less lazy even Cerber would push him to do more

>>104397826
https://tiltify.com/@dougdoug/auctions/rosa-2025-auctions/673ad8c3-83ee-4449-ba3c-4f9a68635ffe

>>104398068
Being corrected https://files.catbox.moe/hf5h71.jpg

>>104397826
>>104398134
FFS

>>104398019
>>104398044
kys

>>104398139
sexvil plaps

>>104396525
it did its job as background noise for Silksong exploration

Staz is bidding for it lmao

>>104398134
staz getting the neurocar would be a disaster

>>104398188
Well he's in a bidding war with soul atm

>>104398134
Staz better lose out

>>104398188
Nah one of the oilers will get it.

>>104398134
>winner must be located in North America
Chinesebros...

>>104398201
I changed my mind it's better Staz wins than Soul. However, I'm praying some rando jumps in and beats the two of them

>>104398254
/swarm/GODS will win the auction, ttp

>>104398134
That's all we get from neurocar ? A 10 minutes video on youtube ?

>>104398344
Yes, what else did you expect?

>>104398134
IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM

it's a fucking toy car nigga. what did you expect.

>>104398376
content, ig

Remember the Neurodog? Vedal doesn't.

Don't be have any crypto millionaires here who could afford it??

>>104398139
Thats some good shit

>>104397826
this is already known
Vedal's brain is so tiny he could only think of 20mins of content that could be made with the Neurserati.
The possibility of making a Neuro museum/showcase didn't cross his mind.
The possibility of racing Neurserati with other physical forms didn't cross his mind.
The possibility of using the Neurserati to cruise through future cons didn't cross his mind.
>currently at $600
A measly amount. It would have better to keep it, make content with it and donate the revenue generated.

>>104398134
>bao sat in that seat
Imagine the smell

>>104398423
This is just a test for the real Neuro car

>>104397333
>>104397333
>>104397333

>>104398134
>pointcrow sat in that seat
Imagine the smell

>>104398423
Keep it where? It costs more to ship than to rebuy it, and there's very little "customization", they just hacked the controller

>>104398344
Ellie did say if they wanted to do more with the smaller neurocar concept it would be cheaper for them to just do it again in the UK. However, it's very unlikely they will ever return to the idea since it was always meant to be a one and done

>>104398423
but nooo vedal couldn't be bothered to pay a $1000 yearly fee to store it
>>104398465
Doesn't invalidate it's value as a historical artifact and a small versatile vehicle

>>104398538
>shipping costs more than the original cost ($400)
That's reasonable for transporting a valuable artifact.
I want the history of Neuro, possibly the first AI character to make a cultural impact, to be preserved.

>>104398676
then buy it yourself

>>104398201
Two newfags fighting

>>104398710
no i don't want to spend a cent money

clun~

>>104398717
I'm pretty sure staz was around before the V2 debut

>>104399958
yes