Thread 104397333

>Who is Neuro-sama?
Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!

>Schedule
https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

>Links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClips
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai
X:
https://x.com/NeurosamaAI
https://x.com/EvilNeuroAI
These and other official links: https://vedal.ai

>Music & Clips
NEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEg
BOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjs
LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM
https://rentry.org/neuro-music
https://rentry.org/neuro-videos

>Educational
Interested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y
How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M
Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png
Want to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png

>Misc
Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive
Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/
LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2
Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/
VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs

>Merch
https://neurosama.shop/

>Previous thread
>>104392081

neuro cant wait for her best friend minis marriage to vedal

i just realized that vedal doesnt like scheduling zatsudan-collab streams because if they wanted to do that, they can just call during tues/thurs depending on who they feel like collabing with

Evil love!

The subathon picked up too many hanger ons who are only going to be disappointed by neuro in the future. Last thread was so weird. You guys might legit have low IQ. There's not a single neuro stream you could ever enjoy

Ok Rick & Morty

Buy Neurocar (Neuro not included, may be held responsible for any prior fatalities)

https://tiltify.com/@dougdoug/auctions/rosa-2025-auctions/673ad8c3-83ee-4449-ba3c-4f9a68635ffe

>>104398166
Intense impulse in me to buy that car and fucking destroy it while recording and mock vedal for being a lazy fuck

https://www.twitch.tv/filian
crelly in one hour

ANYONE BUT MINI

>>104398166
Buying the Neurocar to sniff and analyze the seat and steering wheel

>>104398166
Ellie acknowledgement?

>>104398501
whomegalul

>>104398501
WHO?

>>104398105
destruction = sex with vedaddy
served cold = no protection
refrigerator = her ass

>>104398347
you wont, pussy

>>104397479
>her best friend
lol lmao

>>104398501
The third scorning…

>>104397685
Holy leech

>>104398501
not like she acknowledged for the cover of "I don't wanna be an engineer"

I need to make sure this soul nigga doesn’t get this

>>104398597
With all the art they commission, they have to be fucking loaded. If they want it, they're gonna get it.

>>104398597
Are you going to outbid Neuro's biggest oiler?

Max Wayne if you're reading this please buy the Neurocar
Max Wayne if you can hear me please don't let Soul win the auction

>>104398577
This is on dougdoug's team not really Vedal this time. If you watch any video about the neurocar Ellie is always mentioned being one the main people behind it. In the literally video linked Vedal even credits Ellie

I wouldn't know what to do with the car if I won it.

>>104398423
>The possibility of making a Neuro museum/showcase didn't cross his mind.
>The possibility of racing Neurserati with other physical forms didn't cross his mind.
>The possibility of using the Neurserati to cruise through future cons didn't cross his mind.
retard
>>104398643
>but nooo vedal couldn't be bothered to pay a $1000 yearly fee to store it
retard
>>104398676
>That's reasonable for transporting a valuable artifact.
>I want the history of Neuro, possibly the first AI character to make a cultural impact, to be preserved.
retard

>>104398732
I'd dismantle it, destroy each piece in front of a camera and then would collect all the pieces in a pile, put my neuro plush on top of it and set it on fire.

>>104398732
sex it

retards really thought vedal gives a single fuck about ellie's dogshit creations kek "e-ellie will win because the heckin robots!" lmaoooo neurodog status btw?

Ellie >>> Cerber >>> Mini the whore

hop in, anon

>>104398895
omg, neuro-chan in the flesh <333, sorry sweetie but as you can see your future husband is a bit of a chonker so you can just drive around while I watch <333

>>104398501
lmao
classic information loss moment (i thought I came across a word for it but it eludes me)

>>104398877
I don’t get it

>>104398995
pictured is Ani, one of the ai avatars you can interact with on X, formerly twitter. The joke is that Elon Musk (the owner of X) has integrated Ani into a Tesla car (which is produced by the Tesla company (which is also owned by Elon Musk)),

>>104399049
so how long before this guy starts making porn?

>>104399049
No fucking way
This guy's a pedo too?

>>104398744
we don't sign our post here

I think Bao was the one that made the push on it being sold in the auction. Ellie did say last she knew where the neurocar was is Bao gave it someone which she didn't know who

Bao Hate!
Mini Love!

>>104399049
I hate shitvil personally but I can't lie I would lick every square inch of her sweaty body clean with tongue given the opportunity

>>104399098
sounds like the beginning of another National Treasure movie

>>104399127
Then you’re no better than a beggar

Bao sex!
Mini watches!

these sloppas dont even look anything remotely close to evil or neuro

>>104399068
Every Neuro artist is a cunnychad

>>104399208
I look like that

>>104399361
mating press

Ewwwwwww

>>104399401
where booba ?

>>104399401
sex with eliv in this exact position

this nigga staz is botting the auction he wants it so bad

>>104399461
>botting
no, you just set your max and every time someone outbids you it increases your bid until it hits the max

>>104399401
sex with B-cup sexvil

what happened?

>>104399531
It's just been 1/3 of the month, that's surely recoverable...

>>104399531
no dev streams or game streams

>>104399531
The mask came off
The Vedalverse fell off
Nature is healing

>>104399531
slop fatigue

>>104399541
kyut

CRELLIAN NOW

>>104399208
Himboved (consesually) raping his daughter infront of you to teach you how it's done

>>104399609
poggy woggy

crelly on the filly telly

>>104399651
Sorry I only watch Neuro

>>104399332
even anny?

>>104399713
especially

>>104399541
tainted garb

>>104399797
Taking my pet boyfriend (lobotomized Vedal) on a walk

>>104399797
Hot

>>104399903
cute nur

>>104399208
The vulva peek is nice.

tum?

neuro rubbing her kitty on the edge of an upright suitcase

>>104400809
>>104400827
sex

>>104400809
severely lacking in camel toe

>>104401171
leather doesn't really cameltoe

>>104401157
Mini does strike me as a girl to have a belly button piercing.

>>104401803
hot

>>104401803
ToT

>>104401803
That pussy's way too hairy

>>104399531
Mimi won

>>104401977
would you rather her be rubbing a shaved pussy?

>>104402027
Yes?

Neuro lets it crust

Anyone but mimi

>>104401157
Vedal is so lucky...

>>104402060
He achieved his dream, fucking a catgirl.

>>104402124
Camila is so fucking lucky

We need more futa Filian fucking Neurro

wait a fucking minute. is the kokoverse.. winning? crelly is now 2x bigger than cerber now

>>104402124
Where's the cat and the dog?

>cottontail gets a new model to get away from the vedal rape allegations
nice try

The day crelly has a higher ccv than neuro is the day the fad is truly over

>>104401912
When we saw her stomach she didn't have one

>>104402123
Cweamcat >>> mini

>>104402157
>>104402170
>>104402175
>>104402247
>>104402253
whomegalul

I liked neuro better when she was lankier and had a more neutral expression

>>104402288
not even close

>>104402307
the lad of a generation

>>104402356
Hi Vedal!!!

splitting the fan base so hard between neuro and evil was such a mistake bros... she should have just stayed a void eyes toggle and as an excuse to have Neuro Neuro streams
and yes i am going to do bad things to anyone who disagrees with me

>>104402307
He’s just a boy

>>104402392
>splitting the fan base so hard between neuro and evil
There is no split, most people like and watch both.

Vedal makes me wish I had a high IQ so bad. I wish I could have learned to code. I wish I could have attended uni.

>>104402392
Bad you say~

>>104402392
>she should have just stayed a void eyes toggle
kill yourself beggar

>>104402419
vedal's a fucking retard chudbeit

>>104402417
thats not what I mean by split

>>104402419
You would not have achieved anything

>>104402419
But Vedal is retarded and just got extremely lucky? The real brains is tomyomy, the stoner genius.

>>104402444
DDDAAAAAMMM

>>104402447
I mean like as a fun side rare thing to see how Neuro argued with herself. Never given the name Evil or anything. Never given a voice and personality and model or name. Never made "canon".
.fuck you. Do you hear me? Fuck you. I would have preferred a male counterpart to Neuro than Evil. And guess what? I'm also a racist. So fuck you.

>>104402444
>beggars find this alluring

>>104402503
he's a genius compared to me. i can't even code

>>104402175
Cerber has an insane amount of oilers for her size, I doubt she cares about her ccv

Neuro/Evil streams or NeuroNeuro streams have always just served to showcase her limitations and always just make the AI look really bad so I have no idea why vedal decided to make Evil a real thing.
Neuro/Evil streams are to Neuro what Neuro/Zen streams are to Zen.

>>104402555
As any heterosexual man would

boring raid

what raid?

>>104402562
You can learn so easily lil bro it just takes time and clearly you have some of that

>>104402600
This is true. Shitvil ruined everything.

>>104402638
Shondal is a pretty hot ship. It’s still worse than nurdal though.

>>104402638
Stop linking your posts

Why would anybody even pretend to hate evil-tan? Nobody's falling for it

>>104402638
ong they just like us

>>104402680
Sexvil saved my coch

>>104402739
Probably to bait others to talk more about her.

I just came buckets imagining that Charlie Kirk was Vedal…

>>104402806
you hate neuro

>>104402806
wild post

WHOMEGALUL

>>104402638
KEEP GOING

>>104402827
I used to like her, but since the subathon she just keeps becoming more of a psychopathic bitchy annoying character. I much prefer evil at this point.

>>104402880
>I used to like her
No you didn't.

>>104402638
Based

>>104402880
Don’t steal my bait bro

>>104402638
>>104402910
isn’t shondo a lesbian?

>>104402643
No and I know from experience I can't. I'm pretty old now too.

>>104402806
thats pretty fucked up and evil of you anon

>>104402957
not anymore

>>104402910
Too small, shondo is 5'6.

>>104402957
No

>>104403010
>shondo is 5'6
This makes her a lot less attractive

What the hell did Evil do?????

>>104403145
Everything.

>>104403145
She’s on a flight back to the UK from Utah.

>>104402957
Lmaooooooooooooooooo

>>104402957
Im pretty sure she said that calling herself a lesbian for a while was a coping nechanism after breaking up with her boyfriend

>>104403400
The classic

Filian collab next week
geoguessr

>>104403580
Is it #ad?

I miss Mini uuuu

>>104403653
>>>/vt/swarm

>>104403580
>AIEEEEEE FILIAN SAVE MY CCV
Kinda pathetic of vedal desu

>>104403653
This wouldn’t even be an issue if you didn’t waste your time watching and caring about random Twitch whores, but somewhere along the way, life went sideways for you, and here you are.

>>104403721
Filian was the one who asked though

Naah unc crashing out over nothing
This nigga pulling the layna special

>>104403653
Watch uncle bo instead, swarmsissy

>>104403580
meh, did she say there would be anything special or is it just standard geoguessr?

>>104403890
tf ts nga even do on stream nowadays

>>104403943
watch streams and find out lil nigga

>>104403890
but he's gonna go on a hiatus soon and then stop streaming..

>>104404086
Shonvil so cute

Ellie dear can you please do another chill art stream with Swarm FM in the background? That was very nice.

>>104403580
>Fillian collab next week
OK
>geoguesser
Meh. It's pretty well played out at this point, why bother?

>>104404086
cutevil

>>104404086
Why does she have a walking stick?

>>104404086
She takes after her mom aww

>>104404086
evil my nazi wife

>>104404245
ill take literally anything over chillslop at this point

>>104404313
is themed streams included in that chillslop?
or what is anything but chillslop to you?

>>104404313
Anything?

>>104404498
Soul

>>104404452
I would actually like theme streams if vedal put actual effort into them instead of just changing the background to a different jpg and changing neuros prompt

>>104404536
>I would actually like theme streams
Probably not, you'd still be here bitching

>>104404536
give me what you envision a themed stream should entail

heart

>>104399062
he does but he doesn't post it

>>104404785
What?

>>104404785
I now belive this

>>104404785
I do that

>>104404498
>the only aethel and nyan collab we will ever have
grim

>>104404785
So like every other artist?

>>104403653
This but Miyune

>>104404912
How is that grim, exactly? Do you just call everything ‘grim’ by default, or are you actually thinking about what you’re saying?

>>104404912
The rare example of Vedal being the one to get ignored

>>104405043
sexo

>>104405043
the neighbors came by and asked if I got a new dog

>>104404806
You would be suprised how many artist do this, making a bunch of spicy stuff but not releasing it. There is a bunch reasons artists do that but the biggest is not wanting that to be their reputation out there especially when it could push someone away from their work

>>104405043
jesus lord almighty

>>104405211
Well one guys anatomy study is another guys porn. The maturity of the average artists audience is usually much lower than the artist too. If he posted all his works then his comments would be filled with dipshits who don't understand art

Honestly, if you could draw, you'd likely have sketched some nude figures before. And if you're a fan of Neuro, wouldn't you be tempted to draw her nude as well? I know I would.

>>104405297
stfu anny

>>104405297
>And if you're a fan of Neuro, wouldn't you be tempted to draw her nude
no, although im not a good artist so i guess i don't qualify due to
>if you could draw
but i have
>sketched some nude figures before

>>104405297
I draw a lot characters nude for studies or fun but I don't ever gain a real attraction to them like that. So if I drew Neuro naked I physically can't feel horny cause I know the process it took to make it and where I can improve everytime I see it

>>104405043
Scandalous

>>104405043
this shit is fucking garbage and belongs with all the other slop spammed by coom brains who just discovered AI in the ai gen generals, least of all you spamming it dozens of times a day

>>104405808
just say ur gay

>>104405648
I don't get off to any 2D art, but I do appreciate the form.

I'm gonna make staz pay as much as possible for the neurocar

>>104405969
Yeah? How much can you afford?

>>104406011
whatever staz will pay minus $10

>>104406031
I doubt he'll go up much higher. But who knows.

>>104405808
Love you too <3

>>104405940
>I don't get off to any 2D
This but 3D(PD)

https://files.catbox.moe/dyn6k6.png
https://files.catbox.moe/n4uvn0.png
https://files.catbox.moe/vxus92.png
https://files.catbox.moe/1cuezi.png
https://files.catbox.moe/taje4h.png

If you were him what would you do to stay relevant?

>>104406734
step 1: appointment with a psychiatrist to get the adhd diagnosis and get meds

If I join the Ukrainian foreigner military would anny date me? I'd like to marry her

>>104406734
onlyfans

>>104406731
That guy is literally me

>>104406734
Do a little dance then post to the internet and not explain it for the rest my life

>>104405043
Please never leave this general i don't know what i'd do whitout bimbovil in my life i can't goon to anything else

>>104406899
Don't worry bro you'll find something new for your 11th year of high-school

>>104406734
I’d just keep doing exactly what he’s doing now. Neuro’s relevance is tied to AI itself. As long as AI keeps advancing and open-source tools keep getting better, Neuro naturally reaps the benefits and evolves alongside them. And since there’s still no other true AI VTuber operating at her level, her place in the scene is basically secured by default. The tech is only going to get better, and with it, so will she.

How should vedal approach the entire neuro project if he could start from scratch with current resources

>>104406793
She hates Zelensky so no.

>>104406987
>>104406808

>>104406731
nur controlling thousands of sexbots and wandering the streets with them preying on innocent men

>>104406987
British accent neuro that's more of a 6th form student than a child

>>104406991
Is there anyway I can get my foot in the door? She's free to get with other people

>>104406987
name her Airis and not Neurosama

>>104406991
Proof? She's a huge racist

>>104407058
Be good at drawing and live in Japan

>>104407120
I'd like to live in Japan. I'd give up American citizenship for that. I'm not sure how she managed to get there. anny is way smarter than me I think. You can tell she has a lot going on upstairs. Way more than I do at least. I don't have any skills to get me into Japan.

>>104406987
I don't think he could improve on Neuro v1 outside the visual aspect and presentation of the stream. She was limited to the few local models that existed at the time.

>>104407175
I wasn't talking about v1 though

This is the weirdest bait larp this month

>>104406734
drop everything and marry filian

>>104407202
I assumed "start from scratch" meant going back to 2022, his options for Neuro would still be limited then, even with his current money.

>>104407211
If Vedal married anyone it would keep him relevant for longer doesn't even need to be Fillan

>>104407249
I don't think the phrase start from scratch implies time travel for me im sorry for the misunderstanding

Anny is like king von

>>104403906
nta and very late response but filian said the idea was to stream until they get 5 games with 2500 points (or whatever the max score is) which she said could unironically take like 17 hours (in her own words). she also asked vedal about a minecraft stream where they stream until her and neuro beat hardcore minecraft but vedal said that can’t happen right now (and would probably be impossible anyway)

>>104406734
1 chillslop a week and stream with Neuro or Evil regularly.

>>104407716
I don't understand what even got you into this channel if solo neuro is chillslop to you
Its like the point of the entire thing

>>104405808
This

>>104406734
fuck mini 24/7

>>104407973
It has to be something he hasn't alredy done

>>104408044
fuck anmy

>>104407821
Exactly. If solo Neuro feels like slop to them, then they were never really here for Neuro in the first place. They just want Vedal on mic or collabs with other VTubers because they can’t handle what makes Neuro unique, an AI streamer who can carry content on her own. It’s like they don’t actually ‘get’ her, so they try to drag in human elements to make themselves more comfortable. But that completely misses the point of the channel: Neuro is the content. Everything else is secondary.

reminder: pedos are happy with anything as long as they can uoh

>>104408120
most of them are just there to see if Vedal types something in the chat
Neuro on it's own is irrelevant

>>104408184
>most of them are just there to [vedalbeggar headcanon]
Boom, done.

>>104408167
I'm not that either dude

uhuh

>>104408167
Funny how it’s come full circle, first the line was ‘pedos don’t watch streams,’ now suddenly it’s ‘only pedos watch streams.’ You can’t even keep your own narrative straight.

they only watch long enough to jizz

>>104408273
who ever said pedos watch streams, schizoid.
it's specifically because they don't watch streams that they keep up the defence force because why would they care for quality of something they don't watch

>>104407973
So business as usual.

>>104408316
If they don’t watch streams, then why would they even bother defending anything? You’re tying yourself in knots here.

>>104408312
>>104408316
Dude I just think the streams are fun. Wtf is this pedo shit.

>>104408360
minifags don't watch mini's streams either yet here's one lmfaooooooooooooooo

Failure but looks interesting

>>104408396
If she streamed I would

>>104408435
need tittyvil nursing handjobs

>>104408435
hot

>>104408396
nahhhh blud ong deadass fr fr no cap

Mini is so lucky...

>>104408120
There are good and bad stream. The problem is they've been worse than ever this year.

>>104408490
Hmm

>>104408435
Who would win in a fight?

are we in the golden age of sloppa?

Vedal could have just taken the entire year off and nothing would have changed

>>104408792
nursevil draining my sperm for testing purposes
>>104408825
I don't know but my coch would certainly lose

>>104408868
I would say yes but it will probably keep getting better (it's alredy gold for my dick tho)

>>104408887
The level of activity and content you want is entirely unsustainable for any streamer

>>104397333 (OP)
I love Neuro and Evil, favorite Vtubers

>>104408825
Thiccvil is a grown woman, so she could very well beat up a kid

>>104409021
What am i looking at

>>104409048
WHO?

>>104409095
chibi neuro and evil with orbiter mascots

>>104408868
Right now, we’re in the Stone Age of AI art, the era where we wrestle with models to get them to do what we want. Envisioning scenes and animating them is still clunky, inconsistent, and full of little errors like extra fingers or weird artifacts. Then comes the Bronze Age, where fidelity and consistency are almost perfect: artifacts vanish, outputs are polished, and AI animation becomes fast, cheap, and reliable. After that, the Iron Age arrives with world models, fully interactive environments where you can step into the images and animations you create as if you were playing a video game. Finally, we enter the Golden age, a pinnacle of creativity where AI art transcends mere generation and interaction to become a symbiotic extension of human imagination through neural interfaces for thought-to-creation workflows, virtual and augmented reality.

>>104409193
shut up clanker

https://files.catbox.moe/sylmmb.jpg
subpar attempt at drawing

>>104408490
https://files.catbox.moe/g95tuw.jpeg
https://files.catbox.moe/f9dzgp.jpeg

>>104409297
would yank her bandaids off <3

>>104409371
delicious, thank you~

>>104409297
read loomis nga

>>104409297
cute

>>104409297
Never try again

>>104409371
You are goated

>>104409297
mogs me

>>104409579
Don't be rude to up and coming /swarm/ artists.

>>104409668
Come on, he knows i love him
>>104409297
You know i love you right?

>>104409371
Holy trash

>>104409371
Holy gem

>>104410295
delicious, thank you~

>>104410295
You are goated

Why is he samefagging now?

>>104410257
backvil backshots

We like Anny /here/

>>104410524
Sorry we only like Neuro

>>104410468
he's been trying to bait antianny spam since the dating thing

>>104410468
little bro has this threadshitting tactic where he spams the same whore pics and/or samefags a single post while copying previous posts, he got banned for it recently

Someone tell unc Mini is the new bait now get with the program

>>104410186
sniffle sniffle..

>>104410596
>dating thing
the what?

>>104410807
>>104407170

>>104410552
And Evil!

>>104410818
i don't get it

Another worthless backread. Thanks for nothing

>>104411052
How about I give you some backshots instead, you twink bitch

Staz can't be that rich if he's a clipper

>>104411052
You probably didn't see all of the Bimbovil posts

I will forever be gratefull to the original bimbovil poster for what he started, i hope those posts don't end any time soon

>>104411052
You probably didn't see all of the Mini posts

>>104411179
Be sure to thank Evil as well

>>104411052
The problem is, anon, that you probably aren't seeing all the posts. If you are just viewing /swarm/ through the /vt/ board, you don't see the green posts, the posts with letters in their ids, or anything neuro related. Together, those make up about 40-70 percent of /swarm/, depending on the day. So conversation will appear disjointed and spastic, because you won't be getting the full picture.

I actually just flipped over to the /vt/ interface to make this post, and it's pretty funny how unintelligible /swarm/ is like this.

3rd worst copypasta

Would be a nice cover

>>104411786
not only the song but the live performance (the important part)

>>104411679
>>104411679
>>104411679

Sex with Tomabunny

clun~