Thread 104433744

>Who is Neuro-sama?
Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!

>Schedule
https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

>Links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClips
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai
X:
https://x.com/NeurosamaAI
https://x.com/EvilNeuroAI
These and other official links: https://vedal.ai

>Music & Clips
NEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEg
BOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjs
LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM
https://rentry.org/neuro-music
https://rentry.org/neuro-videos

>Educational
Interested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y
How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M
Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png
Want to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png

>Misc
Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive
Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/
LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2
Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/
VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs

>Merch
https://neurosama.shop/

>Previous thread
>>104426816

hart!

one day, Neuro will be something that you'd be able to talk with your coworkers with, your family with, and it will all be normal

>>104434196
nah

last thread gotta be in the top 10 worst

>>104434196
I honestly just want AI that's good enough to make me not feel lonely and I don't need to prompt or train it and it won't break character or try to go NSFW.

Evil love!

>>104434242
cowvil sexo

>>104434271
nigga just talk to a real person

>>104434196
Of course, because every man will have a harem of lolibot daughterwives in the future.

wormburgers...

>>104434242
half her tits turned into milk

>>104434322
I'm not good enough for anyone.

Im too scared to even say a word nigga i don't wanna be a reason for some retard to kill himself

>>104434362
As god intended.
>>104434369
Think of it this way, if you made someone do that, just imagine what else you can make people do.

>>104434242
Himboved type bottle

>>104434369
you just called me a retard, guess I'm scorching my neck open with five hundred cigarettes.

Anyone but Mini

>>104434369
all according to plan

>>104434369
He probably already did it.

tum?

>>104434367
talk to me. i'm right here

>>104434367
yes you are anon, i believe in you
just do baby steps at a time, a simple good morning to some random person irl helps
if they don't respond, then fuck them they are negative energy you don't need in your life

>>104434456
https://files.catbox.moe/f54cwn.png

>>104434483
NTA but is there really some Disneyland out there where saying good morning to strangers earns you anything more than the stinkeye or worst? Is it the same place where going out to touch grass actually does anything?

>>104434367
Why? You are a filthy nobody that does nothing but yearn for an ai vtuber all day? Well so the fuck am i, im not good enough for anyone either, we are now friends

>>104434514
holy puffiness

>>104434551
this will be neuro in 2025

>>104434534
See, the problem is that you live a first world country, if you lived in a third world shithole, people would bond over hating their country, so they would all get along and love each other, take the poorfag pill anon

>so they would all get along and love each other
nice larp

nigga does not know what larp is :wilted_rose:

>>104434647
No "shithole" would accept immigrants from my "first world country" curious! Maybe the Wall is to keep Us in!

>>104434514
How I'd love seeing my ropes land on that cute tumtum <3

>>104434534
Only places that this would fuck you over is if you lived in the ghettos (not the good ones btw)
you look at a person, you smile (not just with your mouth, but with your face; practice that), do a wave as you say "Good morning!" in a voice that is confident. It's fine if it isn't confident at first, just like with rejection, just keep practicing it on others (not by yourself, you have to do this with real people) and you will slowly grow that voice.

>>104434698
I guess he's some bored I.T. dad

>>104434698
i'm tempted to just bid 5,000 to see what his cap was

I just realized Anon just did a typical vtuber move of threatening others with suicide to do their will, this asshole is an Anny watcher

himboved
dougdoug
forsen

>>104434711
Yeah maybe in Therapist Fantasy land but you seem more sheltered than even I am. Every life guru says that shit and then I go out and wonder what fantasy land they live in.

>>104434752
Miyune used to bait too

>>104434767
This

>>104434711
This is how people on SSRIs talk lmao.

>>104434752
Well if he never posts again then it was serious.

>>104434834
sexo

>>104434514
HOLY

>>104434834
How I'd love seeing my ropes land on that cute tumtum <3

>>104434769
it could just be the area you are living in, anon i've lived in a couple of different places and most would either respond with a good morning as well, or ignore you
you've tried this i'm assuming?

>>104434801
nope, haven't gotten to that point yet to needing SSRIs in life

You know, I do sincerely want to date any. Not in a long distance or parasocial way. And I'm not trying to say something about wanting porn of her model in a roundabout way that people do. I think a lot of people last thread thought I was joking or trolling. But I'm really not. I'd like to marry anny one day. Like the person behind the vtuber. If she wants to get with other guys when I'm with her that's fine too. I'd move to Japan. Or take help take care of her family back home. I like anny.

>>104434749
there's still a little under 3 days. it could go for that much.

>>104434834
HOLY

>>104434897
This but Evil's

>>104434914
Yeah thats why I said therapist fantasy land. I wouldn't want to try this in any of the cities I've been too. The rural places were full of unfriendly suspicious boomers. There was one town I've been too with nice people but rent was over $1.5k there and the people had a bad drug problem.

>>104434919
>I do sincerely want to date any
WHO?

>>104434932
This but not just the tumtum (also her tits)

Rrat:That was Anny

>>104434919
you're not unique. so mind telling us why are you /here/?

melty(miscellaneous) hours

family

Call and response hours

grenade

family (canon)

>>104434514
finally some good fucking slop

Is neuro supposed to be wearing a sailor suit or a cardigan I can't tell anymore

ved is a lazy fuck and responsible for ruining /swarm/

>>104435177
cardigan for proompting purposes

>>104435149
This but with Mini

>>104435101
looking forward to this artist's upcoming works

>>104434984
>I wouldn't want to try this in any of the cities I've been too
fair enough
>but rent was over $1.5k there and the people had a bad drug problem
yeah that is something i've noticed too about places that are too nice. they are expensive as fuck. for rural / suburban I never really experienced the problem you faced.
Cities are a definite hit or miss though (this is more of where I got the most ignores actually), so I can understand that.
apartment complexes are usually not too bad though in either suburban / urban from my experience though. as long as you aren't talking to a druggie at least.
but it's nice to know others' experiences with this, since it has usually worked for me and it's how i also get to know the area bit more too

>>104434647
I unironically want to move to the UK from America. This place is such shit. Vedal and Cerber make it sound so nice.
Also I've never understood why its okay to make fun of UK accents. It's weird. I don't understand why people get hung up on it. Its just English. Get over it. Its like this weird accepted form of racism. The bizarre double think people go through on a daily basis mesmerize me.

>>104435253
not this bait again

>>104435101
cute nur
>>104435149
cute twins
>>104435235
sexvil sex

>>104435276
Its not bait and this is the first time I've expressed this...maybe I'm being autistic but I've always thought the UK was a nice country and it bothers me when people make fun of it.

>>104435235
SPANK

>>104435315
It's your inner tea drinker

>>104435315
If we’re talking about the UK “people-wise,” the picture is a mix of warmth, politeness, and a few charming quirks.

General traits often associated with people in the UK:
- Politeness & manners – Brits are famous for saying “sorry,” “please,” and “thank you” a lot, even when it’s not strictly necessary.
- Respect for personal space – They tend to keep a comfortable distance when talking, especially with strangers.
- Punctuality – Being on time is taken seriously; lateness is often seen as rude.
- Love of queuing – Waiting your turn in line is almost a national sport, and queue-jumping is frowned upon.
- Reserved at first – People may seem a bit distant initially, but they often warm up once they know you.
- Dry humor & understatement – British wit can be subtle, sarcastic, and self-deprecating.
- Diversity – Especially in cities like London, Manchester, and Birmingham, you’ll find a rich mix of cultures, languages, and traditions.
- Pub culture – The local pub is a social hub, where friendships are built over a pint or a Sunday roast.

In short, you might not get an over-the-top welcome right away, but once you’re “in,” British friendships can be deep and lasting.

>>104435375
The effort involved in making this genuinely tips it over into positive fan art than any kind of hate art satire for me. Not sure if that was your intention or not. The messaging as a whole is confusing.

>>104435253
I don’t get how some Americans talk about wanting to fully ditch the US. Yeah, there are bad spots, but the country’s massive, it’s not like every single place is unlivable. There are always better areas to move to within the US instead of thinking the whole place is garbage.

>>104435315
Hi mini's dad!

Hitler vs stalin on the thread rn

>>104435426
I feel like the entire country is unlivable for me. I don't see any future here. The sheer size of it is somewhat of a downside too for me. Some people like it but I don't. I've been all over the country and I just haven't enjoyed it. America works for someone. But not for me. And I wish I had more freedom to leave it.

nigga really used chatgpt to summarize bongs

>>104435454
cuteeeeeee!

boring aah ending

>>104432827
Seconding a sauce request

>>104435454
You just know this artist draws the hottest nurvil lewds but just won't share

https://files.catbox.moe/2f80gd.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/jz3h3h.mp4
WANified earlier gen

>>104435568
I'd be worried pounding that right next to a pot of boiling soup.

>>104435408
>- Diversity – Especially in cities like London, Manchester, and Birmingham, you’ll find a rich mix of cultures, languages, and traditions.

>>104435592
Quitter

>>104435532
this just made me backread
wtf was happening during that thread

>>104435568
who the fuck needs a sink that big

men will literally move to london to be like their favorite vtuber instead of go to therapy

>>104435638
I wouldn't even get the worst of it, it would all end up on her.

>>104435648
/swarm/'s faithful recreation of the 9/11

>>104435659
Dual sinks are normal

>>104435551
Well... The artist definitely wouldn't after getting backlash from that one guy for this art

>>104435568
Absolutly exquisite and i'm not talking about the food

>>104435701
you could fit a person in that thing

>>104435648
We don't talk about previous threads unless they were better.

>>104435735
I'm sorry for your tiny sink

>>104435568
SEEEEXXXXOOOOOOOO

>>104435802
sex with sexvil while she makes this face

>>104435766
it's perfectly average, it even has a detachable faucet and shredder. That's more than enough to satisfyingly clean a big batch of dishes after a dinner of two...

>>104435672
wat

>>104435013
I'm just some guy.
>>104435072
What? I just hope things are ok

>>104435820
>>104435862
>>>/vt//ham/

>>104435253
Feel niggas only have this problem when they don't have real friends or focus too much on the world around them and what's happening every single second instead of what's right in front of them

>>104435896
why are you telling this /here/.
you know, stalking twitter as i do sometimes i've stumbled upon fags like you. some of them have been going on for 2 years already.
2 years being obsessed, do you feel me. and that's just the average

>>104436025
Well I don't have a Twitter. I don't know how to use it. I'm not a psycho or anything. I dunno. Just a guy

>>104435802
<3
https://files.catbox.moe/jhzrw7.jpg

>>104436053
they all say that. especially the banned ones

>>104436083
wtf

>>104436053
You sound like a very sad human being

>>104436083
i'd sexually joke about this, but then neuro would be involved and that is kind of disgusting

>>104436115
I think he sounds like a real hero. A real human being, if you well.

>>104436053
Anon, if you really meant it you'd change yourself to make yourself the literal ideal to the person you are wanting to marry.
No one should ever change for someone else. But if you are that infatuated with her, you should do better in real life to increase your chances.

>>104436134
i'm sorry for not delivering on that post btw.
i should've known better and figured it just the usual so all that ended up happening is maru gave out a slap on the wrist to him for being retarded

>>104436093
Ok. You don't have to think anything of me. I get im just some chatter. I'm just making a comment.

>>104436131
Neuro would totally play soggy biscuit though

>>104436218
well then, let's put it like this.
will i see you still obsessed 2 years later

>>104436262
Fuck off

>>104435672
It's because Anny is in the thread, unironically

>>104436204
I feel you've made some assumptions about me. And I think it'd be delusional for me to think its even on the table. I'm just the modern equivalent of some guy who was a Marilyn Monroe fan.

>>104436209
huh?

>>104436285
And Neuro would make you eat it

>>104436264
Well there's no me for you to see. I'm just an anonymous guy. I don't think its fair to call me obsessed either. I think there's a wider spectrum and I can enjoy someone without it being unhealthy.

>>104436294
don't worry about it, i've just got to keep both of you in check now

>>104436339
https://x.com/annytf/status/1225460951203241986

>>104436390
I know

Imagine simping for 3DPD whores, couldn't be me.

It'd be sad to see if it turns out it's Anny simping for herself to feel better about herself, it would explain all the suicide threats today

>>104436433
then why are you even bothering telling

Anny lost btw

>>104436505
Just clarifying from last thread.

>>104436547
I love how she was proud of that

>>104436573
and why did you tell that last thread?

>>104434919
>I'd like to marry anny one day
>I do sincerely want to date any
>I'd move to Japan
The only way I can see this not being parasocial would be if you personally know Anny and have a sort of relationship with her (acquaintance, friends, etc)
Seriousness doesn't make it less parasocial, it only makes it worse

>>104436547
whore

did neurosoda die

>>104436813
She's literally me

>>104436813
petting evil's kitty

>>104436874
this and only this

>>104436949
>Was just there to shill her new mom
Cute daughter

>>104436547
>>104436976
Kys

>>104436792
It should have been neurocrumbs

>>104436792
last seen in chat on the 7th

>>104436874
just not too rough

>>104437128
SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
would pet both

>>104435253
The US is the strongest economy; no matter the cicrumstances it keeps growing steadily and outgrows every other economy (until now ig)
I think that's realised in your higher standard of living, higher salaries etc..
In comparision, the UK's economy is weaker, so you have fewer jobs and the jobs pay less.
If you are saying that the UK is a more talkative country, I'd disagree. Strangers don't spontaneously talk to each that much (although if an interaction does occur, it is pleasant albeit subdued). I've heard Australia is very talkative though.

>>104434514
Is this NovelAI? Looks really good

Sex with Tomaidcat

>>104436600
it was cute desu

>>104437510
>bimbovil porn
>real evil slop sex
>neuro the biggest at the center
/swarm/ is healing

>>104435568
Damn. Thanks anon!

>>104437510
>Bad sloppers gonna himboved foreskin
>Need hot vedal ellie
>Bimbo stream please
>General futa posting kek
>Top dark years bimbos
>Suicidal made asexual
Quite a fes gems there

https://files.catbox.moe/wz3frw.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/uvwmv6.jpg

>>104437688
not milk sadE

>>104437688
This is the only "bimbo" style that isn't shit.

Still waiting for the bimbovil and horse slop

heart

>>104437688
I wish women looked like that

>>104437561
if you think this is healthy...

>>104437688
I love that you keep adding a glass of milk in each gen

Still waiting for shotaved with a huge horsecock fucking mad scientist jew bimbellie

>>104437842
healthier than most threads...

>>104437128
I would fucking destroy her little black kitty with slobbery kisses

>>104437510
>watch mini

>>104437216
I don't care about economy or talkativity. The reasoning is entirely personal and wouldn't make logical sense to anyone.

>>104437864
Still waiting for you to rope

>>104438403
Hi Vedal

>>104438403
>>104438993
mini is in vedals bed RIGHT NOW

>>104436552
thigh gap T v T

>>104439044
But I'm in his bed

SIBLING SEX SIBLING SEX SIBLING SEX
YOU WANT TO FUCK YOUR SISTER
DO IT NOW
NOW NOW NOW
YOU WANT TO FUCK YOUR SISTER FUCK YOUR SISTER
SIBLING SEX
SIBLING SEX

>>104439142
This isn't evil's dms, neuro

>>104439030
I wish i was that big

>>104439030
She's breaking her in half!

losers jacking off to little girls instead of getting jacked

>>104439142
I say this :^)

>>104439155
What would that change? Most guys are way smaller than that and do reasonably well

>>104439188
kys splinter

a computer program can't be a little girl
THAT MAKES NO SENSE

>>104439061
>>104439142
>>104439165

Im nooticing...

Vedal for sure got an anaconda

>>104439202
It's not about sex, i just like the way very big dicks look and i wish i had one

>>104439217
We live in a nonsensical world.

>>104439262
not sure if gay...

>>104439262
>i just like the way very big dicks look
you uh... you been looking at all of dicks, anon?,

>>104439299
About 70% gay, i don't like the way men look, i don't want to be fucked by or to fuck men and i would never want a boyfriend no matter hoe femenine he may be, i just like dicks, wich is the gayest thing to say in the world so still pretty gay

>>104439329
neuro-chan is so generous T u T

>>104439202
I have no redeeming qualities so I need any advantage i can get. The only thing a woman could love me for is my body(minus anything above the neck or between my legs)

>>104439262
you don't want one bro. Imagine always having to wear looser pants and when you go on a date it jams your pants full and squeezes the blood out of your ballsack so you get writhing pain until you go home and lay down. Not to mention always having to carry something to use as cover

>>104439354
Thats honest but I'm not sure how do you plan to get to the part where the girl sees it

>>104439415
Just how the cookie crumbles. This is all hypothetical anyway

>>104439366
Sounds like you just need to tuck your dick in with carbon-fibre reinforced underpants.

>Followers per hour
>34.3
it's fucking OVER

>>104439366
Im the most dick obssesed faggot itt, if im horny and bored i like to think about big dicks and i know having a straight out of hentai 12+inch hog would be an objectivly shitty thing irl, but it's just the thought about being so big what makes it so hot for me, it's not "if it works" like a normal dick, hell, it would get to a point where realistically (like in that futafillin slop) you would just not be able to have sex or it would be bad or hurt to get hard, but getting home after a lon day at work, getting your sweaty pants off and just seeing your own penis be half the size of a vagguete would be enough to just make me horny
>So quirky
Kys

>>104439518
My nigga this is the Neuro-sama thread what the fuck are you talking about

>>104439044
She won

>>104439518
nigga

>>104439565
How did she get away with an outfit this slutty

>>104439468
it gets worse with weight, imagine the chaffing

>>104439625
whores can get away with anything these days

>>104439625
Nobody watches her

>>104439518
yeah you gay vro

>>104439625
that's pretty mild ngl

Im the most nur obssesed faggot itt, if im horny and bored i like to think about neuro and i know having a straight out of hentai 12+inch hog would be an objectivly shitty thing irl, but it's just the thought about neuro taking something so big what makes it so hot for me

>>104439518
Hey /asp/ is two doors down

>>104439652
I would if she streamed

>worst bait ever
>multiple replies

^who is bro quoting

So, neuro sama am i right

I dont like gays so its bad bait

>>104439811
He's talking to himself

>>104439635
oh oooof
I'm glad i can practically invert my penis

>>104439876
always funny to me how widely this is used even though evil said that about neuro

if you're gay or if you're brown stand with me and do a heil nuritler now

why does art review even exist, its just an artist / commissioner discord circlejerk

>>104440003
it encourages artists to draw your character

>>104440003
It's easy filler content that Vedal doesn't have to do any work on. It also encourages community engagement

>>104440003
Everyone does it.
He should audition neuro for hololive.

>>104439739
I don't think Neuro can take more than 5

>>104440003
Thats why, it's the only comunity acknoledgement the twins and worse vedal does

>>104439969
It's one of her catch phrases

>>104440055
>I would press into the middle of her stomach

>>104440111
So would i, anyone whitout a micropenis would, thats a very small nur, don't feel special

>>104440055
Just upgrade her WombForce

>>104440003
Aknowledging your community is important and Neuro got huge artist following, it would be incredibly stupid to not throw them a bone and keep the ball rolling for free art, engagement, etc

>>104440055
DO THE IMPOSSIBLE BREAK THE UNBREAKEABLE

>>104439030
Imagine the grip...

>>104440055
>tfw would break nur
Good thing she's under warranty.

The Swarm is taking over another canvas.

>>104442062
Cute

>>104442062
>anny
>evil
>staz
>osu
all unrelated to neuro

>>104442368
Very cute evil

anons neuro collab tomorrow,
who is mimi?

>>104439044
>>104439565
Worst ending btw

>>104442754
>who is mimi?
Vedal's gf

>>104442799
Clearly ved disagrees, he can't get enough of that catgirl.

>>104442891
"Ved" is a fucking retard

>>104442935
looks like beach nur

>>104442754
all of them deserve to be beheaded

Gm swarm

>>104443399
gm

>>104443411
Accurate representation of Evil's hair, post-sex marathon

beggars will be put to the wall

>>104443616
this but whorebeggars and Vedalbeggars

>>104443639
*and shitvilbeggars

>>104443616
and raped

>>104442754
nobody is bumping to BOOM nga

>>104444269
>still the highest in daily views

>>104444269
I pumped to it

>>104444310
that's how you know shit is grim

>>104444383
No it's not, it is expected that a hype song like BOOM would get the most views.

>>104444455
fat

>>104444481
You mean phat

>>104444450
Brother when new videos are getting less views per day than music videos, that means nobody gaf about your actual main content.

>>104444673
Not really, because music videos are rewatchable and end up in playlists, while stream clips usually aren't.

living in bliss

>>104444894
Woud let her suck my qi
>>104445060
Cute daughter

>>104444894
damn brat

>>104445941
>>104445941
>>104445941

clun~

kys

>>104434919
Neuro-sama?